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meatgolemwizard · 1 year
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my wretched and shambling beast timmy has once more devoured my entire stock of mercury, and and i am of half a mind to reduce him back to the bone and clay from which he came.
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morgansram · 2 months
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A meatmaster sheep.
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etoilesbienne · 1 year
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every meatmeister needs a meatmaster
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bbqbutchernz · 4 months
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Meat Masters: Inside the World of Indian Butchers | BBQ Butcher NZ
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The Coggan family has earned a reputation as trailblazers during their century on the land. 22,500 hectares of irrigated and dryland cropping (wheat, barley, chickpeas, triticale, sorghum), plus grazing, cattle and lamb feedlots and a Meatmaster sheep stud.
Read the article here http://bit.ly/3DBMDzE
Watch the equipment here https://youtu.be/01voT6kCBKo
HORSCH#horschsprinter#muddyriverag
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davidwfloydart · 3 years
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how about we critically examine each other’s tits? #meatmadness #boobytrap #examination #critique #criticalthinking #eachother #boobytrap #meatmasters (at Catalina Foothills, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSZnXQPFg_7lYjJb-TJN4B_AdsKTO5IOlKOHQI0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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jerkknowsitall · 4 years
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The best Roti in town gravies are good you should try tawa mutton, chicken Kali mirch tikka! Service in the car, serving with love ❤️ our ratings 4/5 #meatmasters #mutton #chicken #atitsbest #foodloversparadise #valueformoney #weekend #eatout #musttry #goodfood #goodfriends #partytime #reviews #ratings #jerkknows #restaurantconsulting #instagram #love #♥️ (at Meat Master) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHU9rBSpwGo/?igshid=1ex5r0sx3xrs2
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ryanlstewart1 · 5 years
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Whats cookin' peeps?! Took some time out today to work on my inner #meatmaster. Big ups to @freshthyme and their epic sale on #tomahawksteak today! https://www.instagram.com/p/B2sWkXLDPjP/?igshid=1xgclnpwpkyqs
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stavadam · 3 years
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‏‎We work to invent the best kebab of all, stopping to have lunch with a dear friend, where we check for a lamb kebab, and ribs from the same source ... Tomato, onion and hot pepper like this on the side #kebab #meat #foodporn #food #meatlover #paleo #foodpic #foodil #restaurant #meatlovers #meatporn #meatmaster #lamb #cooking #cookingporn #israeli_kitchen #israeli_food #paleolifestyle #paleofood #paleolife #grillporn #grilling #grillmaster #bbq #bbqporn #bbqlovers #bbqmaster‎‏ https://www.instagram.com/p/CRiG7ZBnIQb/?utm_medium=tumblr
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meatgolemwizard · 1 year
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testing out a variety of elixers on my wretched and oozing beast timmy until i find an oaf and/or familiar.......it is the chant of basoth over a boiling pot of sage and crystal bismuth...... we shall see....
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Technoblade hypixal fic
making a central thread for this that will have links to all the other threads where things happen
In this story, the entire staff team has gone rogue, and Hypixel has been forced into hiding. In an attempt to regain control of the server, Hypixel rallies the players of Blitz to his side and begins waging war. While Hypixel still has access to the Server Console, his powers are extremely limited, and time is running out. He must find a way to eliminate all of the other 10 admins before they find him, and take complete control of the server.
tl;dr code lyoko stylized war with familiar names (and perhaps even your own) on the network
Someone locked the roster thread, evidently I forgot to add a moderator to the roster list. I kid, but there's no reason to unlock it because I CAN'T POSSIBLY UPDATE THIS LIST NOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS SO MANY PPL WTF
like if i updated it the war would be kevin with like 50 staff vs 500 level 10 kits that's not close at all
Roster - http://hypixel.net/threads/story-preparation-need-players-names.202208/
Chapter 1, Betrayal - http://hypixel.net/threads/betrayal-chapter-1-revolution-a-blitz-story.202277/
Chapter 2, Swapping Sides- http://hypixel.net/threads/swapping-sides-chapter-2-revolution-a-blitz-story.202327/
Chapter 3, Intervention - http://hypixel.net/threads/intervention-chapter-3-revolution-a-blitz-story.202697/
Chapter 4, Project November - http://hypixel.net/threads/project-november-chapter-4-revolution-a-blitz-story.204850/
Chapter 5, Thorin - http://hypixel.net/threads/thorin-chapter-5-revolution-a-blitz-story.208427/
Chapter 6, Rezzus - http://hypixel.net/threads/rezzus-chapter-6-revolution-a-blitz-story.256954/
Chapter 7, Saving Citadel (part 1) - http://hypixel.net/threads/saving-citadel-part-1-chapter-7-revolution.257701/
Chapter 8, Saving Citadel (part 2) - http://hypixel.net/threads/saving-citadel-part-2-chapter-8-revolution-a-blitz-story.259961/
This thread is party of what will be a large series of threads all relating to the same story. To find out more, or to have an easier time navigating these threads, go to the central thread (or the story hub as you might have it) located here:
http://hypixel.net/threads/revolution-a-blitz-story-central-thread.202256/
so i was thinking of creating a decent sized story where essentially a ton of high level blitz players form a raid trying to take down the evil staff team (this is not subtle hate on staff, all is in good fun, this way I don't have to deal with OMG X killed Y in the story wtf no way Y is way better)
but finding hundreds of names is kind of hard, sooo
If you have any players who have level 9s and higher and aren't on list (you can ctrl+f to quickly check) please say their IGN and their level 9 or 10 kits.
If you have any staff that aren't on list, please say their name
Player List:
Technoblade (Armorer 10)
Minechaos2713 (Speleologist 10 - Astronaut 9)
AidenRK (Scout 9 - Horsetamer 9 - Astronaut 9)
Cameron7276 (Astro 9)
mc_alexx1337 (Wolf 9)
Ilikewiicod (Rogue 10 - Blaze 10 - Arachnologist 9 - SlimeySlime 9)
CvLreact (Tim 9)
Snoskater (Horse 10 - Snow 9 - Necro 9 - Toxic 9 - Sliemy 9 - Astro 9 - Archer 9 - Speleo 9 - Armorer 9)
TennisFTW (Armor 10 - Fish 10 - Arachno 10 - Speleo 9 - Scout 9 - Astro 9 - Slimey 9 - Toxic 9 - Red 9 - Necro 9 - Snowman 9)
Kastrealm(Tim 9 - Red Dragon 9 - Astronaut 9)
Troy_K (Armorer 10 - Knight 10 - Snowman 10)
gabbymanner (Snow 10 - Knight 9)
MetaMusic (Snow 10 - Scout 9)
Andy_Valentyne (Snow 10)
13ethan13 (Snow 10)
FrostyAura (Astro 10)
Gamebuster101 (Snow 10 - Armorer 10)
SebiWins (Snow 10)
Pr0lin3 (Horse 10 - Toxic 9)
Celect_Legend (Horse 10 - Astro 10)
DelaytheFear (Horse 10)
iFireHD (Horse 10)
xHascox (Horse 10)
VorteXx3 (Horse 10)
viestursi (Horse 10 - Red 10 - Fish 10)
Meyp (Horse 10)
Nate_daboss (Horse 10 - Scout 9)
MAJESTICxWALRUS (Red 10 - Astro 9 - Horse 9 - Toxic 9 - Tim 9)
alek1231234 (Red 10)
JK12347 (Red 10 - Blaze 9)
vivien_roland (Red 10)
TUR805L4Y3R (Red 10)
MasterDannySky (Red 10)
chris210839999 (Red 10)
Brayzac1 (Red 10)
naazli (Arach 10 - Baker 10)
Minix1043 (Slime 10)
lethalvixien (Wolf 10)
MineCrypt (Creeper 10)
FlyingTurtlesXI (Creeper 10)
bryan5512 (Creeper 10)
ZombieScarer (Astro 10)
Praveen48 (Astro 10)
blukid8 (Astro 10)
EPresley (Meat 9 - Baker 9)
Krave_ (Speleo 10)
Cr33p3rB0y112 (Speleo 10)
Party711up (Speleo 10)
foolahoop (Speleo 10 - Necro 9)
ComoUnJefe1215 (Fish 10)
Loiyd_Irving (Archer 10)
bballnick123 (Archer 10)
sandierthrone6 (Archer 10)
EnderFoxx (Knight 10)
CSealHD(Fish 9 - Scout 9 - Red 9)
V3n0mTr1CkZ (Speleo 9)
warriorfox123 (Scout 9 - Knight 9 - Archer 9)
purelycraft (Astro 9 - Knight 9 - Red 9)
MacManiacMC (Horse 9 - Slime 9 - Astro 9 - Red 9)
PhonyBalone (Speleo 9 - Red 9 - Snow 9)
DocteurKe (15 million level 8s or something idk)
crash763 (Red 9 - Creeper 9)
DoctorGokado (Knight 9 - Horse 8 - Armorer 9)
Peanutbutter911 (Scout 8 - Archer 8)
jblue26 (red 9)
Truroxy (Meat 9)
Jytheguy1 (Arachno X)
oXManiacXo (Snow 9)
Fluttermine (Red 9 - knight 8 - Wolf 8)
GlitchyShell (Snow 9 - Horse 8)
coalminer234(Tim 9)
Monkey36 (Astronaut 9)
Elite4W_ (Diamond shovel dude)
ksctdd (Astro 9)
katnissjul (Blaze 10 - Astro 9)
MouseGaming (Snow 9 - Red 9 - Astro 9)
Neanderthalis(Tim 9)
HeWhoHacks (Tim 10)
emualluig (Tim 10)
bonecrusher3(Tim 10)
SpiderTheBite (Snow 9)
deathkidd1 (Wolf 9)
AkronHammer7777 (Astro 9)
RumbleCrumble (Horse 9 - Astro 9)
JerryCannn(Horse 9 - Astro 9)
OrangeScraggy (Horse 8 who dies instantly)
the361noscope (Speleo 9 - Toxic 9)
august2308 (Fish 9)
Labron1975 (Snow 9)
wrightrj (Speleo 9)
Supertroll1999 (Tim 9)
supergriefer(Archer 9)
omwesolp (Red 9 - Horse 9 - Blaze 9)
puzzlemaster3 (Speleo 9)
KawaiiMooshroom (Rogue 9)
KobiWarrior(Knight 9)
TheNiipz (Creeper 9)
Shadowblade827(Wolf 9)
GreatFlashyGloop (Red 9)
Frizer13 (Horse 9 - Astro 9 - Creeper 9 - Red 9)
Glassen18 (Armorer 10 - Snow 9 - Astro 9)
Karagothius (Rogue 9)
Legend_Raptor(Armorer 9)
Fleskhajerta (Toxic 9)
PotterStinks (Necro 9 - Red 9)
Wicketlol (Wolf 9)
dedew84 (Astro 9)
Captain_PJW (Red 9)
lastikodezil (Astro 9 - Horse 9- Necro 9)
iwantyourpoison (Archer 9)
mrnamol4 (Astro 9)
I_AmCrazyTom (Red 9)
Maphia_Ace (Astro 9)
second_ace (Snow 9 - Fish 9)
LostNewbie (Tim 9)
BMC_ (Horse 9)
XXXTricksterXX (Arachno 9)
Buttertoxin (Speleo 9)
SwordSlash8 (Meatmaster 9)
DahSneakySniper(Snow X - Horse 9)
_link_2012_ (Necro 9)
connorbob2552 (Red 9)
VictorRCmaes (horse 9)
Staff List:
Hypixel
Kevinkool
Codename_B
AgentKid
MrCryptKeeper
Slikey
hcherdnon
Rezzus
Zumulus
NoxyD
Thorlon
RobityBobity
Freylise80
BennyDude
Potz_
Fontzzzzzz
Flummox_
Th3Three
AllyMcC
GuruGamers
Cygerus
LordEqrean
takenotezz
SpiderDiclonii
lxlFr0z3nlxl
Silent_Ninja_Fox
Magatron420
Nielsb_
Cecer1
Nitroholic
liamlio
cheetahpet
MobBoss_
KingBrutal
FatalDannyV
Logiciel
Blueslim3
collectics
Fatcake24
zaxman22
Petworker
SgtVault
wirelesspixel
SirElite
AceMC90
UnknownLogic
Jake_LittleBud00
skydeli
PJoke1
MusicalGamerGirl
Gibbojova
TheElasticTuba
brow30535
john_epic_
SylentbutDedly
lttf
owe123
KenzieRiann
envyrose
Golden
Mythyryn
prometheus1221
Nnja_
Ch3ssmast3r
rkanto_
FxEvolution
Fel_Orc11
Gerbor12
IncredibleIAN
xilzo
Melr0se
Alishk
This thread is party of what will be a large series of threads all relating to the same story. To find out more, or simply navigate through the various chapters and elements of this story, go to the central hub:
http://hypixel.net/threads/revolution-a-blitz-story-central-thread.202256/
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Hello, my name is Hypixel. And today is not my day.
Some people think they're having a bad day when they wake up late and arrive to work 15 minutes off schedule. Others think a bad day is when they have a minor disagreement with a friend. Some even consider a bad day when they only grind 60,000 coins in eight hours.
Today I'm standing here, surrounded on all sides by my most trusted friends, all of whom are armed and about to execute me.
So yeah, I guess could you say I was having a bad day.
I didn't bother to draw my sword. It would have been a futile attempt. I'd be thoroughly feathered in arrows by the time I completed the action, and even if I dodged, I'd still have to fight my way through the ten strongest staff members on the server; my fellow Admins. All of whom came prepared; level X's all around, already prepared to use their operator powers to finish me swiftly. So I decided to be diplomatic.
"What the heck do you think you're doing?" I yelled at Kevinkool.
Perhaps not so diplomatic. Heh.
Kevinkool glanced at his comrades; all 9 of the other admins were there, ready to fight, although NoxyD appeared to be reluctant. He then responded:
"I think we're kicking you out. We're tired of you bossing us around. It's time for a new leader."
He signaled with his hand, and the small army of lower-ranked staff with archer 8, 9 and 10 drew their bows back.
"Goodbye, old friend." Kevin said.
But I had a backup plan.
As thirty or so arrows were released from their bows, I yanked a device out of my pocket and slammed down on the button. Everything turned purple, and I was teleported out of there.
I finished the teleportation and promptly fell ten feet flat onto my face. Not the smoothest execution- I hadn't remembered that the lobby had been revamped since I originally made the device. But I was alive, so that was good. I was now in a hidden lair underneath the blitz lobby. It was fairly damp, and not the most ideal secret base, but it would serve. I quickly connected to the network. I still had access to the server console, which was good; they could never take that away from me. I tried the most obvious initial command;
Console: Deopping Kevinkool.
Console: Error.
Console: Not enough permissions for that command.
Hmm. It wouldn't be that easy. After trying several other commands, I realized just how limited my power was. I couldn't directly tamper with any of the admin's powers, nor could I eliminate any of them from the equation. Each of the 10 other admins had permanently linked themselves to the Server Console as I had.
I checked the Console to see if any major changes had occurred recently... and noticed something huge.
(11/1/14 21:35 PST) Console: Enabling Hardcore Mode.
Uh-oh. That wasn't good. They were already making their move. With Hardcore, the blitz players won't be able to respawn. They won't last long... but this does give me a chance to defeat them. I just have to kill all 10 of the other admins, and then I will have uncontested control over the Server Console.
But I'll need some help.
Console: Whispering to MAJESTICxWALRUS "Gather every blitz player you can find... and no matter what, stay alive."
This thread is party of what will be a large series of threads all relating to the same story. To find out more, or simply navigate through the various chapters and elements of this story, go to the central hub:
http://hypixel.net/threads/revolution-a-blitz-story-central-thread.202256/
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I stood there in front of nearly a hundred players.
"Wow. Good job!" I said, turning to MAJESTICxWALRUS.
"No problem." He responded. "These players are almost all level 10s and 9s."
"Seriously? How many of them are level 10?"
"Uh... maybe 40?"
"WHAT?"
"Yeah..."
"When we take back the network, I am seriously reevaluating how network boosters work."
I turned to the small army of players, and made my speech.
"Today, the staff team overthrew me. I'm currently in hiding, and they're taking over the network as we speak. They've already set it into Hardcore Mode, meaning that if any of you die... that's the end of it for you. I need you all to fight back, and retake control of the server. Quite simply, you need to eliminate the 10 other Admins for me to regain complete control of the server. You can't stay here, the admins will locate you quickly enough. I'm using my power to protect you from being wiped off directly by the Console, but we need to act quickly. I'll teleport you all out of here, and communicate what to do using the Console."
I snapped my fingers, just for the style points, and they all disappeared in a massive flash of purple.
I glanced at the Console to check on the recent activity of the other admins. No players had been banned outright; that would be an unnecessary use of the Console's energy, which did have its limits. It was much cheaper and convenient to simply let the players kill themselves; most would not realize their mortality until it was too late. They didn't even need to send out staff members; the player base would almost completely disappear soon enough, tearing itself apart as they were expected to do, as it was the hunger games.
I tried pinging the location of each admin. None of them worked... except NoxyD. I could pinpoint his location. He was in the Winter sector, perhaps fifty blocks from the Cornucopia. I couldn't use the Console to affect him... but I could certainly send in my own troops.
I went back to communications, and started broadcasting my message.
"I've spotted NoxyD, and he's in the Winter sector. I'm going to send in several of you after him. Don't make any hasty decisions, first scout out the situation and then report back to me."
I needed a decent sized force. I didn't have the ability to send that many people in at the same time (limitations of my Server Console power), but I didn't want to; no need to show my full power early on in the war.
I quickly selected 11 of the names (OrangeScraggy, supergriefer, puzzlemaster3, warriorfox123, Kastrealm, Gamebuster101, vivien_roland, Cr33p3rBoy112, DocteurKe, DoctorGokado, Peanutbutter911)
and sent them in.
They all materialized in the Winter sector.
"He's around 80 blocks, due north east. Go past the ice lake!"
I sat back and waited, thinking of the times gone by. Noxy had been one of my oldest friends on the team... but why did he betray me? Thinking back on it, he did seem reluctant when they all tried to kill me.
Suddenly I started getting feedback from the squad I had sent in. Suddenly I heard Kastrealm going:
"We've spotted Noxy... as well as a few others! Mods and helpers! He appears to be... a hostage?"
Strange. Why would they be escorting him as a hostage, in Winter of all places? Unless...
Of course!
For years, there'd been an anomaly on the Winter map; a random hole in an obscure part of the map, which fell all the way into the void. They were headed straight for it. And if NoxyD was their hostage... they couldn't have good intentions. I'm not sure what the effects the void has on the player; ordinarily, they'd simply be ejected from the game, but in hardcore mode?
"They're trying to dispose of Noxy... stop them, quickly!"
I quickly identified the four members around NoxyD; GuruGamers, Cecer1, SirElite and Mythyryn. Each of them appeared to have had their kits modified, and each was a whole lot stronger than they had any right to be. But I had a few level 10s of my own.
Peanutbutter911 and supergriefer initiated the fight, sending arrows towards SirElite's back. But they didn't catch him by surprise. He spun around, throwing a slime egg at the ground, and their arrows bounced off the slime with little effect. The staff turned and pulled out their weapons. GuruGamers was a full fledged Horse 10 with a few extra iron axes clipped to his belt; Cecer1 was a Blaze 10 with a flaming iron sword. Mythyryn was a snow 9. Although they appeared to be those kits... they appeared to have upgrades as well.
The fight didn't start out well. Cecer1 spawned 3 blazes, which quickly sent a volley of fireballs towards the group. OrangeScraggy was already charging forward with his Horse 8, and attempted to have his horse leap over the volley of fire, but took a fireball to the chest and went flying off. SirElite barreled into him, sending him flying with a swing of his knockback 2 sword. He crashed into a tree and exploded into a mist of pixels. Dematerialized. Gone. GuruGamers threw an iron axe at Kastrealm, who quickly threw a magma cube egg in front of him. The Magma Cube blocked the axe, but exploded at the impact.
Puzzlemaster3, Cr33p3rBoy112 and vivien_roland rushed forward. SirElite's slime quickly bounced, crushing Cr33p3rBoy112 beneath it (not fatal, but not comfortable either), but an arrow flew above it and took SirElite in the elbow, knocking him off balance for long enough for Puzzle's pickaxe to greet his face. Cecer1's magma cubes sent forward another volley, and one fireball took Peanutbutter911 in the chest.
Cecer1 stepped forward, but Sir Elite was already dead. As the fight continued, I checked the server console- and noticed something surprising. No one was regenerating any health lost.
"Guys! Health regeneration isn't working! Any damage you take now will last for as long as it takes this war to finish!"
A blaze was shot down by one of supergriefer's arrows. Guru threw another iron axe, which slammed into puzzlemaster3 and sent him to the ground with only 30% of his health left. Mythyryn spawned snowmen, and in response Gamebuster101 spawned all of his. The two remaining blazes quickly scattered Gamebuster101's snowmen, but another pair of arrows from their archers hit Cecer1 and gave Kastrealm the opportunity to run in.
GuruGamers ran off with NoxyD, and warriorfox123 ran after him, closely followed by DocteurKe and DoctorGokado.
The rest of the fight was brief. Mythyryn's iron axe finished off Cr33p3rBoy112, but Kastrealm jumped in and finished him off. Cecer1 didn't die so easily; his blazes fired another volley before both being taken down by Peanutbutter911 and supergriefer's arrows, and fireballs hit Gamebuster101 and vivien_roland, leaving them wounded. Puzzlemaster3 charged, but Cecer1 dodged his pickaxe and cut him down in a fireball of scattered pixels. He got taken down, thanks to the combined power of Vivien_roland and Gamebuster101's kits.
Meanwhile, GuruGamers was battling the three knights who had followed him. Warriorfox123 was ahead of the others, but ended up being disarmed, and taken out by GuruGamer's diamond axe. DoctorGokado and DocteurKe showed up right after. Meanwhile, the rest of the surviving squad approached behind. GuruGamers realized the hopelessness of the situation, and spawned his horse.
"You win this round." He said, speeding off into the distance.
His horse appears to be extremely fast; they must've enhanced his horse as well as his kit. They couldn't stop his escape, but at least they had rescued NoxyD. They had taken 4 casualties, and 3 more of them had been wounded, but they had taken down three staff members and freed NoxyD from whatever fate they intended.
"Good job. Gamebuster, Vivien and Peanutbutter are a little wounded, but you all did well. We took some casualties, but we've also rescued Noxy. I'm teleporting you all back to the others... and I'll send Noxy to my location."
I did as I said, and quickly shielded Noxy so that he could not be found by the other admins- no need to have my secret base discovered. I turned to face him as he materialized in the room.
"Thank you. They were going to throw me into the void." he said.
"No problem. What does being thrown into the void do?"
"It completely erases your memory on the server. Total wipe. They were going to get rid of me; I was uncomfortable removing you from power, and they knew it. They removed my operator powers, but they needed the void to erase me completely. But that's not important."
"Oh? What is important?"
"They're about to launch Project November."
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That wasn't good. Project November was a project that Noxy and I had been working on for a while... but we hadn't finished it off yet. It was meant to be a simple way to make the staffs' lives easier, but something told me that wasn't exactly what they had in mind. That sort of thing was pretty powerful, and undoubtedly they were repurposing it to further their own ends.
They might have their suspicions, but they couldn't have known for sure that I was waging war on them. I still had the element of surprise... but not for long. Soon they'd figure out what I was doing, and try to track me down. If I died, they'd have complete control of the network... and nothing would be able to stand in their way.
But even if they didn't know what I was doing... Project November had to be stopped.
"Where are they launching it from?" I asked Noxy.
"Somewhere in the Rainforest sector. You managed to transport several players into Winter, can you pull off something similar there?"
"Yes. I can inject them into the server and they'll automatically be spawned normally, and they can move from there."
"We don't have much time."
"I'll send in horsetamers."
Undoubtedly there'd be a reasonably large force present at the project. A quick scan of Rainforest showed 7 players present, but surely there'd be some admins under the radar. This wouldn't be a clean fight.
I turned back to the computer, and connected to the Console. I broadcasted a message to the troops.
"Emergency situation in the Rainforest sector. I'm sending in a large amount of Horsetamers. AidenRK, Pr0lin3, xHascox, VorteXx3, Meyp, JerryCannn, lastikodezil, Frizer13, omwesolp, RumbleCrumble, MacManiacMC and GlitchyShell, prepare for the warp."
They materialized in the sector, and I sent them the coordinates of the located staff members. There appeared to be a mass of them along the east bridge. They all spawned their horses and sped off in that direction.
The first staff to spot them were Fatcake24 and Freylise80. Freylise drew an arrow to his archer 10 bow, and Fatcake24 spawned his necromancer mobs.
"If you can, get past them without hesitation. You don't have time to kill them all... you need to stop them from launching Project November."
It mostly worked. The majority of them managed to jump over and avoid the fight. But not all of them. An arrow from freylise80 knocked omwesolp flying off of his saddle, and he desperately ate his golden apple as he got up. RumbleCrumble threw his axe at Freylise80, and hit him squarely in the shoulder, knocking Frey off of his feet. But as Rumble jumped his horse to stample Frey, Fatcake shot an arrow into the side of his horse. Rumble's horse flew over the edge of the bridge, and he frantically jumped off, barely managing to catch hold of the edge. He hung there, dangling above a very large drop.
JerryCannn tried to evade the monsters, but a skeleton shot his horse and another zombie smacked him off of it. He quickly recovered, chopping off a zombie's head and knocking an arrow away with his axe. Omwesolp ran in and started trading axe bows with Fatcake24. JerryCannn turned in time to see Freylise80 standing above RumbleCrumble, drawing back the arrow to send him flying off the bridge. Without hesitation, he threw his axe, and it smashed into Freylise80's back, sending him off the edge. JerryCannn ran and helped RumbleCrumble up.
As this was happening, omwesolp was shot in the stomach by a skeleton, giving Fatcake24 the opportunity to slam him to the ground with his axe. He quickly turned, drew back an arrow, and fired it at JerryCannn's back. JerryCannn turned from helping Rumble just in time to get hit in the chest by the arrow and fly off the bridge, smashing into the ground far below and exploding into a spray of pixels.
Meanwhile, the rest of the horse riders were dodging the remaining staff with much more luck than before. They began approaching what appeared to be a portal, with two men in front of it.
The Console quickly identified them as AgentKid and Kevinkool. But Kevinkool had some strange readings on the Console...
"Uh-oh." said Noxy.
"What is it?"
"I think they transferred my operator power to Kevin."
"What does that mean?"
"He's a lot more powerful than any of us were before."
That couldn't be good. Not only that, but they had just completed a portal. A portal would usually be completely worthless, but now that the server had changed, it would serve as the perfect means of deploying a code... undoubtedly, Project November. But they hadn't coded it in yet.
AgentKid turned to KevinKool, but KevinKool had already turned around to face them. "Keep finishing the Project. I'll deal with them." He drew two iron swords and ran forward to meet the incoming rush of horsetamers.
What followed was, simply put, a massacre.
Frizer13 met him first, slashing forward with his axe, but Kevin jumped to the side and slashed him off of his horse with his iron sword. He threw his hands up, deflecting xHascox's axe, and slammed his sword right into AidenRK's horse as it rode by, throwing Aiden flying. But Kevin was already recovering, moving at incredible speeds, dispatching Meyp, then VorteXx3, then Glitchyshell. He was completely surrounded, and yet managed to block and parry every axe blow with his two swords. He jumped into the air, slamming his foot into lastikodezil's face, hurling him off the saddle and to the ground at alarming speed. He spun, and with his left hand threw his sword, which buried itself in MacManiacMC's arm with an explosion of pixels.
With most of his enemies unhorsed, Kevin made short work of the rest of the battle. He leapt forward, finishing off Frizer13, and grabbed his axe as he turned to face the rest. He blocked AidenRK's axe with his sword and swung his own axe into Aiden's side, which was met with another burst of particles as Aiden dematerialized. He spun, ducking under xHascox's diamond axe, and jumped forward, burying his sword into xHascox's stomach. He spun around, knocking lastikodezil's axe out of his hand with his own and cutting off his head with his sword.
Kevin turned to face his final opponent, who remained on horseback. Pr0lin3's horse reared. Kevin drew his hand back and threw his iron axe. Pr0lin3's horse leapt frantically to the left, but exploded into pixels as the hatchet buried itself into its flank. Pr0lin3 leapt off his horse as it exploded, and charged with his axe. Kevin dashed forward, and they exchanged a quick series of slashes, but then Kevin quickly slashed upward, and while Pr0lin3 blocked with his axe, it threw him off balance.
"Tell Hypixel we're coming for him next." Kevin said. And then he was a blur, slamming into Pr0lin3 at a hundred miles an hour, sending him twenty meters over the edge of the bridge.
I stared at the Console in shock, and Pr0lin3's point of view disappeared as he hit the ground.
"It would appear that they've figured out how to use their operator powers to enhance their own fighting ability." Noxy noted.
Suddenly, the Console went on full alert. A message blared across in all caps.
Console: LAUNCHING PROJECT NOVEMBER
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I went back to RumbleCrumble's point of view, getting the very last glimpse of the battle as he beheaded Fatcake24.
"Rumble and Omwesolp. Everyone else got killed. I need you guys to go in there and see what's going on."
They approached the portal. I knew the basic layouts of Project November, having designed it myself, but I didn't know how they would modify it to their own needs.
They got within range, and I got a clear visual. The portal was activated, and AgentKid was in front of it. He started pouring his console power into the portal, and suddenly players started pouring out of the portal by the dozen. By the time he was done, 72 players had emerged.
AgentKid then spawned gear; wood swords falling from the sky, gold chestplates, bows, arrows, and speed potions. The army picked them up, and equipped themselves.
"I don't think they're using the Jr. Helper program for its original purpose." Noxy noted.
"Me neither." I replied.
KevinKool turned, and spotted RumbleCrumble peaking from a distance.
Uh-oh.
Kevin turned, said something, and suddenly there was a massive swarm of Jr Helpers sprinting across the bridge, weapons drawn.
"Rumble! Omwesolp! Get out of there! I'll try to dematerialize you guys before they get you!"
They didn't need my suggestion; both had gotten out of there pretty quickly when the army started rushing towards them. I started the coding sequence needed to take them out of there.
The army surged forward, headed by the five that had drunk speed potions. I dematerialized Omwesolp, and then started the sequence for Rumble. Rumble tripped and fell to the ground. The sequence finished, with less than a second to spare as a Jr Helper's sword slashed through the pocket of air where Rumble had just been.
Suddenly, the Console put forward a notification.
Console: Removing Rainforest from the map queue.
"What?" Noxy asked.
"They've removed Rainforest from the map queue... it means that we don't have direct access to it anymore. We can't just teleport men in." I responded.
"Is there a way to undo that?" 
"Yes... but hacking the system takes time, which we have precious little of. I was hoping they wouldn't start removing maps from the map pool."
"What happens when all the maps are removed?"
"We lose. Game over. We won't have any ground to wage our war on. But that's not the end of it... if they keep shutting down maps, they'll find out where our forces are. If they shut down that map... we've just lost every man."
The Console went on alert. Three maps were being invaded by the staff. Thorin, Mithril and Docks V1.
"How are they attacking multiple maps at the same time?" Noxy asked.
"There's 9 other admins. Every one of them can lead an attack. And when they're not leading an attack, they're designing more codes to enhance their own powers. Not all of them are gifted at coding, but most of them are. AgentKid will be preoccupied supplying Project November, but this means they have all the forces they need to attack multiple maps at the same time. And we can't fight that many attacks. It's 1 against 9..."
"Hey, that's 2 against 9." Noxy said, putting his hand on my shoulder.
"Regardless, we're going to have to up our game. We're getting slaughtered... it's time for us to launch our own projects." 
I handed him a sketch of what I had in mind.
"Can it be done?" I asked.
"Definitely. Just give me a while, and I'll have the code ready." He said, and walked off.
I turned to the computer. I might not be able to fight off all the attacks, but I could certainly slow them down. I opened a direct link with the remaining player base. 
"Troops? We are going to save Thorin." 
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Cameron7276, Troy_K, SebiWins, foolahoop, Wicketlol, Supertroll1999, Shadowblade827, Monkey36, Neanderthalis, ksctdd, MouseGaming, katnissjul, DocteurKe and Jytheguy1 materialized at the spawnpoint of Thorin.
I sent a brief message over the console. "They're approaching from the lava lake, prepare for the battle."
They didn't wait long. Soon the horde was upon them. Roughly 20 players, most of them jr helpers in modest amounts of gear. Behind them was cheetahpet, SpiderDiclonii, SgtVault, MusicalGamerGirl, and Thorlon, diamond sword in hand.
The Jr Helpers all drank speed potions, and charged in. Two charged towards katnissjul, who's blazes opened fire. One got caught in the chest, bursting into flames and falling to the ground. The other lunged forward, but got parried, and Katniss's fire aspect sword broke in the process of finishing him off. The other was dispatched quickly.
Others weren't so fortunate. An arrow from MusicalGamerGirl's Archer 9 bow knocked foolahoop off balance, leaving him only time to say "ur trash" before a Jr Helpers sword took him out. Monkey36 and Ksctdd both drank astronaut potions and charged forward, taking out Jr Helpers left and right, but soon both had been overwhelmed and killed.
SebiWins spawned all his snowmen, drew out his axe, and met the onslaught of Jr Helpers. A snowball knocked the first off balance, and SebiWins quickly ended his life. His diamond axe quickly cleared through several more, easily defeating them with the assistance of his snowmen. Suddenly, SgtVault's horse was jumping over him, SgtVault's axe already drawn back to finish him off.
Troy_K's axe smashed into the side of SgtVault, sending him flying off the saddle and to the ground, dead. Troy_K ran to retrieve his diamond axe as Sebi finished off the last of the Jr Helpers. Cheetahpet was fighting Neanderthalis and Supertroll1999. An arrow from MusicalGamerGirl took Super in the shoulder, and Cheetah's horse 10 diamond axe quickly followed, taking him out. Neanderthalis took advantage of the distraction to stab her, his Tim stone sword cutting through the leather horsetamer armor.
SpiderDiclonii didn't die quite as easily. He gulped down an Astronaut X potion and charged forward, cutting Wicketlol's axe off by the handle. Wicket's wolves pounced on Spider, who dispatched them each without missing a step. MouseGaming appeared, spawning snowmen, and charged forward. His iron axe slammed into Spider's chain chestplate, getting stuck in the chains. He tried to pull his axe out, failed, and Spider's stone sword slashed forward, ending his life. Shadowblade827 and Jytheguy1 appeared, spawning wolves and spiders, all of which heaped onto SpiderDiclonii. His sword slashed left and right, dispatching several spiders as well as Shadowblade827, but eventually Wicket's stone axe crashed into his chest, and Jytheguy1's iron sword finished him off.
DocteurKe and Cameron7276 killed MusicalGamerGirl and rushed towards Thorlon, who simply gave them a warm smile.
I quickly relayed what information I could.
"Thorlon was never one to spend time mastering the coding of the server... he was always more fascinated in using it. He's definitely a fighter, and he's very, well, showy about."
Suddenly, Thorlon's hand shot forward, a lightning bolt crashing into DocteurKe. The electricity, easily conducted by DocteurKe's knight 8 armor, pulsed through him and left him lying on the ground. Suddenly Thorlon was charging forward himself, and Cameron7276's stone axe was cut clean through by his diamond sword, which soon entered Cameron's chestplate as well, slicing through the chainmail folds.
Lightning bolts. Typical. Extremely powerful, but just as wasteful a use of his operator power; lightning bolts were extremely inefficient at taking down foes. But I wasn't complaining.
Katnissjul ran forward, and another lightning bolt shot out of Thorlon's hands. Katniss threw her sword up, blocking the bolt, and DocteurKe ran forward, weak but still alive. DocteurKe's stone sword slashed forward, but Thorlon ducked, and punched Docteur into the wall at around 30 miles per hour, killing him. Katniss was there in a flash, but Thorlon's diamond sword was already swinging to parry, and he quickly killed her as well.
The rest of the survivors grouped together and stood facing him. Only 5 remained; Troy_K, SebiWins, Wicketlol, Neanderthalis and Jytheguy1, but that still left 3 level 10s. Thorlon looked up, and appeared to have second thoughts. Sure, Kevinkool might have easily won that fight, but Kevin had twice the amount of operator power as Thorlon, and Thorlon had already spent a great deal of his.
Suddenly, Thorlon dematerialized. He had escaped. But that was to be expected; there was no use fighting a losing battle. Because of his Console power he could send himself anywhere on the network at will to recover; my guess was they were all holed up in Rainforest, plotting and creating even more programs to defeat me. We'd saved Thorin, but at a great cost. 9 of our own had died, taking only 4 staff as well as many Jr Helpers down with them. The Console confirmed what I had expected:
Console: Removing Mithril from the map queue.
Console: Removing Docks V1 from the map queue.
Two maps down... but that was better than 3. Noxy would be back soon with the new-
My thoughts were abruptly cut off by the sound of something hitting the floor behind me. I turned my chair, and suddenly the tip of an iron sword was inches away from my nose.
"Hello, Hypixel." Rezzus said, sword drawn and ready to kill.
so i heard you guys like action
Spoiler: Map Pool
Spoiler: Current Roster
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This new code would change the tide of the war. It involved a bit of a loophole in the system database. The server was kicking everyone who died, but I had discovered a workaround- by cataloging every player with multiple kits under a different UUID, they would have a different life for each high level kit they possessed. This would nearly double the amount of lives we had to spend, especially for the more experienced players.
But would it be enough?
No time to think about that. I had to save Citadel. The rogue admins had begun eliminating maps from the map pool, and if all the maps were eliminated, I would be unable to contact the players. I'd lose contact with my entire army. They hadn't guessed the map where I had hidden them, but it was only a matter of time.
I opened a chat with MAJESTICxWALRUS.
"Dude. Citadel's under attack-" I began, quickly getting cut off by his interjection-
"Where have you been?! It's been nearly a day!"
"We had some... trouble on the other side. Things are secure now. Citadel is under attack. I'm pulling 18 people into the fight, mainly Astronauts."
I began warping the players in. Troy_K, Technoblade, Minechaos2713, Maphia_Ace, mrnamol4, lastikodezil, dedew84, MacManiacMC, purelycraft, blukid8, Loiyd_Irving, bballnick123, SpiderTheBite, Labron1975, supergriefer, Kastrealm, TennisFTW and _link_2012_ began materializing at the base of one of the towers.
I didn't wait. I quickly launched another code, which would shield my location in the real world from any unauthorized attempts to teleport into it. Hopefully, this would prevent another person from attempting what Rezzus had.
The players had finished materializing, and they had already spotted their opponents.
Thorlon. I wasn't surprised- He was the second best fighter, right after Kevinkool, that the admin team had at their disposal. The other admins were exceedingly cunning and much better with the code, but Thorlon's ability in battle made him a primary candidate to send in to neutralize maps. He was flanked by Cygerus, Fontzzzzzz, Skydeli, SylentbutDedly and envyrose.
They had spotted my guys as well. Thorlon threw his hand out, opening a portal. Jr. Helpers by the dozen started spewing out of it, all half-clad in gold armor with a various assortment of swords and axes. They all charged headlong towards the players.
With the sudden appearance of the Jr. Helpers, we were greatly outnumbered. But numbers aren't everything.
"Guys! Run up the citadel tower! You can use it as a choke-point to slow down their advance!"
Due to the cramped nature of the Citadel tower, their superior numbers would be a lot less effective. And because of the amount of Astronauts on our side, an emergency exit was always available... although not for the rest of them. It wasn't ideal. I hoped it wouldn't come to that.
They fled up the tower, closely followed by what was quickly becoming a hundred Jr. Helpers. They wouldn't gain much time if they didn't find a way to slow them down...
"Link!" I said, messaging the Necromancer of the squad.
"Yes?" he responded, slightly winded from the rapid stair climb.
"You need to slow them down."
He stopped, realizing what I had just told him. I had essentially just asked him to commit suicide for the team. But if the Jr. Helpers weren't slowed... the rest of the team wasn't going to fare much better.
He sighed, turned, and threw down every mob spawn egg he had.
The Jr. Helper wave hit the first zombie and chaos ensued. Link's punch bow quickly sent arrows slamming into the heads of Jr. Helpers, throwing them off their feet and crashing into the Jr. Helpers below. The few who avoided being knocked down by their peers were quickly shot by a skeleton or taken down by a zombie. This defense was successful for nearly thirty seconds, until suddenly envyrose appeared.
She cut through Jr. Helper after Jr. Helper, not allowing their fallen bodies to get in her way. Her Pigman 9 sword met the first zombie and it nearly evaporated under its enchantments. She quickly cut through the other zombies and, blocking a shot from a skeleton, disposed of the other two skeletons with two quick swipes. She turned to Link, just in time to catch an arrow into the chest.
She stumbled backwards, but bounced off the wall and was back on balance before Link could draw back another arrow. She quickly flung two splash potions into his face, causing him to get knocked backwards, and she quickly followed through with her sword, stabbing him through the chest. Link dematerialized, and the horde flowed forth. But he had bought them some time.
The others were busy setting up a defense. They'd have to have defenders on both sides of the bridge to prevent themselves from being surrounded. The right bridge was the more loosely defended, featuring only three astronaut 9s, an Archer 10 and a few snowmen. The left side was a tight group of Astronauts, side by side, backed up by a solitary Loiyd_Irving, arrow already drawn.
The Jr. Helper horde reached the surface. Thorlon had disabled the portal on the surface, but as he reached the top, he activated another one. No need to waste his troop's energy storming up stairs. Jr. Helpers swarmed across the bridge, and the barricade of players rose up to stop them.
At first the battle seemed to be going fine. On the left bridge, the shield wall of Astronauts calmly and efficiently took out dozen after dozen of Jr. Helpers, while on the right side the Jr. Helpers were pushed back by the 10 snowmen from Troy_K, Labron1975 and SpiderTheBite as bballnick123 shot them down. It appeared like we could actually sustain ourselves in battle... but that was relying on the fact that they would eventually run out of Jr. Helpers. Right?
AgentKid surely couldn't power that many of them... but there was always the possibility that Kevinkool was lending some of his power. Because Kevin had stolen Noxy's share of the operator power, he was twice as powerful as the other admins. He could easily support the energy needed to create endless Jr. Helpers while commanding the rest of their operations at base. I couldn't rely on the Jr. Helper wave stopping any time soon.
Of course, that wasn't hard enough. A surprise arrow from Cygerus flew across the bridge and slammed into mrnamol4, an Astronaut on the left bridge, and knocked him backwards, breaking the shield wall. Suddenly, Skydeli spawned three blazes, who began launching fireballs at the snowmen on the right bridge. Bballnick frantically fired at the blazes, but by the time he had killed all 3 of them, only one snowmen remained. Even that snowmen was quickly shot by Fontzzzzz's Necromancer bow. The Jr. Helpers surged forward, desperately being repelled by the weaker defense on the right bridge.
Our defense was breaking.
Time for a new strategy.
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We weren't going to win at this rate. We were holding them off, but we couldn't do that forever, and slaughtering Jr. Helpers gained us nothing. Furthermore, the volley of arrows by the helpers and moderators was going to prove a problem. It was time for a new plan.
I opened a chat connection to them.
"Guys. We need to turn this around, and we're not going to be able to do that by just standing there. The astronauts will be able to get down most quickly, so I'm sending five of you guys down. Blukid8, Technoblade, Minechaos2713, Kastrealm and Purelycraft, you guys need to back out and jump off the tower out of sight. Head for the cornucopia. I have a plan."
The five selected astronauts backed off and did as told. But that was five astronauts being taken out of the shield wall. While the bridge wasn't wide enough for that to have an immediate impact on their defense of the bridge, it would hurt in the long run due to them being unable to replace fallen defenders.
"Guys! There are 12 of you left defending the bridge. You need to hold off their attack for as long as it takes the other 5 to return with backup."
Arrows flashed across the bridge, sent by the moderators and helpers alongside Thorlon, but none hit their mark. Supergriefer, Loiyd_Irving and bballnick123 fired shots right back at them, and one arrow knocked skydeli to the ground, hurting him but not enough to kill.
I began typing a quick program. It wasn't the most... complicated thing I'd ever written. Ok, maybe it was just a gigantic laser beam. Don't judge. I finished the code- it wasn't that long- and turned back to the defense. The code would help us win the battle... if we managed to figure out how to use it. Just having the code wasn't enough- we'd need a way to deploy the code, and a power source.
The defense was holding, but it wouldn't last for long. The left bridge had taken casualties, as both Labron1975 and SpiderTheBite fell to the swarm of Jr. Helpers. On the right side, an arrow from Cygerus smashed into dedew84's chestplate, throwing him backwards into his teammates. Two Jr. Helpers jumped through, but lastikodezil cut them off. His sword flew out, taking out one of the Jr. Helpers, but the other Jr. Helper stabbed him before he could back out. Before the Jr. Helper could finish the kill, an arrow from Loiyd_Irving entered his skull, and he dematerialized.
The five that I had sent to the surface had reached the cornucopia. Suddenly, an alert flashed across the map:
Console: The blitz star has been hidden in a chest! Find it to activate your Blitz! 
Perfect. The five instantly dived into the cornucopia chests, not even needing to be told what to do.
Console: Minechaos2713 found the Blitz Star!
"Quick! You five need to get to the base of the tower."
I checked back on the defense. It wasn't going as well as I had hoped. Mrnamol4 had fallen, leaving the right side of the bridge with only 3 people left. The astronauts on the left side weren't doing much better. MacmaniacMC chugged down a resistance potion and leapt into the horde of Jr. Helpers, his sword slashing left and right, eventually succumbing to the horde after downing several of them. TennisFTW and Maphia_Ace both chugged potions and ran forward, Troy_K close behind them, swiftly chopping with his diamond axe whenever the opportunity showed itself.
The right side of the bridge was in bad shape. They were starting to lose ground, being pressed back by the onslaught of Jr. Helpers. They were almost pushed back to the last third of the bridge when Thorlon's hand shot out, firing a lightning bolt across the bridge. Instead of hitting the defenders as expected, it flew over their heads, crashing into the doorway at the other side of the bridge. The doorway crumbled, and the exit was overflown with debris. They were trapped on the bridge, and they didn't have much more room to give. Envyrose and Fontzzzz both began running across the bridge.
The five got to the base of the tower. We had to act quickly.
"Minechaos! I'm transferring Rezzus's operator power to you. I've inserted a special code into the blitz star. Use it on the top of the tower."
He took out the Blitz star, pointed his hand at the top of the tower, and activated the code.
A massive beam of energy, around 3 meters in diameter, shot out of his hand. It hit the top of the tower, caving the walls in as the tower shook under the blast. The entire map shook as if there was an earthquake.
I didn't pity the staff team inside of it. Thorlon's head snapped to the left at the sound of the noise, just in time to see the wall cave in and get thrown violently against the wall by the force of the laser beam. He crumpled to the ground in a heap, barely conscious, and got to see the entire upper part of the tower collapsing. The portal that had been spawning Jr. Helpers suddenly disappeared as a large piece of stone brick flew threw it. Skydeli and SylentbutDedly were already dead. Thorlon saw Cygerus run for the exit, hoping to get onto the bridge, and saw the floor collapse beneath him as he fell to his death.
The bridge shook, and suddenly one side of the bridge snapped. The bridge began to crumble. Thorlon got back up, and threw his arms in front of him, creating a bubble shield around him, just in time to save himself from a giant piece of debris slamming into him. He was shielded, but that didn't stop the rock from smashing his shield- with him inside it- right through the wall of the citadel. He smashed into the ground, his shield cushioning the fall.
"Guys! Thorlon's going to escape. His power is only a fraction of what it was before, he's spent most of it keeping himself alive. You guys need to get him. Minechaos, you still have around 70% of Rezzus's operator power- use it."
The five astronauts ceased their slack-jawed staring at the crumbling tower and ran around it- giving it a wide berth to avoid the massive pieces of rock hitting the ground around it. I turned to the bridge situation.
Half the bridge had already fallen. Lastikodezil and Dedew84 were both dead, leaving Loiyd_Irving the only one remaining on his side of the bridge. He still had around 6 Jr. Helpers and Envyrose charging towards him. The left side wasn't faring much better- Maphia_Ace and Tennis had both died, leaving Troy_K and the two archers supergriefer and bballnick alone to defeat the remaining 10 Jr. Helpers- and Fontzzzz. The bridges were still collapsing, and only around half of the bridge was still intact.
Loiyd_Irving didn't have anywhere to run. The doorway had collapsed. The first Jr. Helper, who had been well ahead of the others. swung his stone sword. Loiyd_Irving ducked under it, rolled, and stood up behind him, sending an arrow through his back. He jumped forward, catching the stone sword as it fell out of his hands and quickly stored it for later. He turned, firing two more arrows, taking down two more Jr. Helpers. He then saw envyrose, only fifteen feet away, charging.
He fired an arrow, but envyrose threw her pigman egg, which spawned in the air and took the arrow through the chest. The pigman flew backwards as she dived to the ground, crashing into two Jr. Helpers. The bridge dissolved beneath them and all three fell. Envyrose was already recovering, rolling from the ground and throwing herself at Loiyd. Loiyd quickly drew his sword, and they begun slashing at eachother.
The left side of the bridge had similar problems. Troy_K dispatched two Jr. Helpers with his axe, and another arrow flew over his shoulder, eliminating a third. But he was backing up. Fontzzzz was charging. He swept his axe in an overhand swing, taking out another Jr. Helper, and quickly grabbed his sword, throwing it behind him.
"Supergriefer! Take this."
"But I'm an archer!"
"We might need it."
They retreated back, stopping at the inside of the tower to make their final stand. Two Jr. Helpers ran through the doorway, both quickly eating arrows as they flew backwards from the force of their bows. But the rest were right behind them, Fontzzzz leading the charge. bballnick123 and supergriefer both fired arrows, but both arrows simply bounced off of Fontzzzz's Necromancer chainmail armor. Troy_K stepped forward and they began swinging at eachother.
The five astronauts on the ground had found Thorlon. They all charged. Thorlon glanced at them, rage in his eyes. Kastrealm was the first to meet him. Thorlon's sword swung at unbelievable speeds, smashing into Kastrealm's chain chestplate and sending him flying into the Citadel tower, instantly killing him. He then turned, throwing out his arm, and Purelycraft was vaporized in lightning.
"I thought you said he was at a fraction of his original power!" Technoblade yelled over the relay.
"He is!" I yelled back.
Thorlon turned to the 3 survivors. His hand shot out, and a lightning bolt flew towards Minechaos. Minechaos threw a hand in front of him, and a shield formed in the air in front of him, deflecting the bolt. Thorlon was visibly surprised.
"Operator powers?" He said.
Minechaos didn't respond, instead throwing himself at Thorlon. Their swords met, and Thorlon was thrown backwards. He threw his arm out, sending another lightning bolt, but Minechaos stepped to the side. Minechaos's arm blurred forward and suddenly Thorlon was engulfed in lightning. The lightning bolt threw him off of his feet and he smashed into a wall.
He started to get up, but Minechaos was already there. He was a blur, closing the distance at inhuman speeds, and Thorlon gasped as Minechaos's stone sword went through his chest. He fell to the ground and dematerialized.
Meanwhile, Loiyd Irving was in the fight of his life. He stepped backwards, avoiding a slash from envyrose, and suddenly was backed up against the side of the bridge. A Jr. Helper lunged, but he spun to the side, and turning in a full circle slammed his foot into the back of the Jr. Helpers head, throwing him off the bridge. He quickly sliced through the last Jr. Helper and turned to face envyrose. She slashed at him, and he blocked. There was a quick series of slashes and parries before Loiyd_Irving had backed envyrose against the bridge.
The bridge was still collapsing. A segment of it under envyrose's foot fell, and for half a second she was off balance. Loiyd_Irving threw himself forward, slamming his foot into her and sending her off the bridge. He began backing up as the bridge continued to fall apart. He only had a few meters left.
He backed up against the pile of debris blocking the doorway. The bridge continued to collapse. The drop got closer... four meters... three meters.... two... and then stopped. The bridge had stabilized. Loiyd let out a sigh of relief, only having been seconds away from certain death moments ago.
The other side of the bridge- no longer on the bridge, having retreated inside the room- wasn't doing well. Supergriefer stabbed one Jr. Helper, but three more ran towards him. An arrow from bballnick123 took out one, and Fontzzzz turned to him. Troy_K tried to stop him, but Fontzzzz threw out his Necromancer mob eggs, and suddenly Troy_K was facing a shield wall of zombies and skeletons.
Troy_K ran towards supergriefer, but he was too late. One Jr. Helper slashed at him, and as he drew his sword up to block it the other lunged forward, his sword running through Supergriefer's leather chestplate. He dematerialized, but Troy_K quickly avenged him, dispatching both the remaining Jr. Helpers. He turned to the undead horde and began taking out zombies.
BBallnick123 tried to back away, but Fontzzzz was too fast. He fired an arrow at him, but it simply bounced off of Fontzzzz's necromancer armor. He turned to run, but his life was quickly ended as Fontzzzz cut him down.
Troy_K had just finished killing the zombies. He took out two skeletons, but before he could kill the third Fontzzzz was there. Fontzzzz's sword flew forward, and Troy_K blocked it with his axe, leaving his side open. The remaining skeleton fired, hitting Troy_K in the chest. He stumbled, and despite blocking Fontzzzz's next attack, was knocked to the ground.
Fontzzzz approached him slowly, ready to finish him off. Suddenly, Troy_K sat up, throwing his diamond axe as hard as he could. It slammed through Fontzzzz's chestplate, and he flew backwards, knocking over the skeleton as well. Troy_K jumped up, grabbing the fallen stone sword of a Jr. Helper, and ran forward. He deflected an arrow from the skeleton and killed it. Fontzzzz stumbled up, yanking the diamond axe out of his chestplate, but before he could pull his sword up to block Troy_K had ran him through the chest with his sword. He dematerialized.
Citadel was saved.
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Coggan Farms is a 53,000-acre family-owned mixed farming operation in Queensland’s Western Downs.
Production includes Angus and Speckle Park beef breeders, Dorper/Meatmaster cross sheep, a Meatmaster stud, a feedlot, grazing, and 30,000 acres of irrigated and dryland cropping.
The farm’s undulating terrain has mostly brigalow belah soils, firm to hard-setting with a clay loam surface and medium to heavy clay subsoils. Plant available water capacity ranges from 100mm – 200mm.
For more than three years the Coggans have been using a Horsch Tiger 8MT. They deep rip grassland and prepare it for crops, deep rip irrigation country and general broadacre paddocks, and also use it to incorporate urea and feedlot fertiliser.
The Tiger, engineered to last, has a heavy 2-row disc system and ripper tines. The Coggan’s 8-metre model has a 4-bar frame with good clearance, TerraGrip shanks with low disturbance points, and single row levelling discs in front of the packer tyres and steel packer rollers.
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Philip Coggan is Manager and part owner of Coggan Farms, and a fourth generation farmer. He said he’s never seen a machine do as good a job as the Horsch Tiger.
“We’ve deep ripped close to 35,000 acres with the Tiger and it leaves the hard dry country very soft. It’s the best tillage machine we’ve ever owned.
“After the Tiger’s been through, we can get up to 12-inches of rain before any water runs off the paddock, even in storms,” he said.
“It does 3 operations in one pass, getting the weeds out, deep ripping the land and leaving a seedbed you can sow straight into when the rains come. It adds up to excellent savings on fuel, time and labour.
“It’s easy to maintain the depth we need. And we can have discs in the ground whenever we want to. 90 percent of the time we run it discs down using the tines and the leveller.
“The frame is extremely tough, and it needs to be, to handle rough conditions where we can turn up big sandstone rocks.
“Getting a Horsch Tiger is one of the best things we’ve ever done,” Philip said. “The only way to top it would be to have another one.”
Call #MuddyRiverAG for more details 07 4580 0825
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compghos · 4 years
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*dad drops a pork chop onto the floor and screams MEATMASTER DISQUALIFIED!! MEATMASTER DISQUALIFIED!! and dog gets on two legs*
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hoofpeet · 5 years
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i’,m fucking crying because i was just looking up sheep breeds and found one named meatmaster
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allysin1322 · 5 years
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I think it's important to say that anytime I find a weird word my lizard brain kicks in and reads the word in in Markipliers voice. Like today I learned there's a breed of sheep called Meatmaster.
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Please read Meatmaster in Mark's voice
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cheeseforsalvation · 8 years
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