#meatball anon

[shuaflix]

the idea that oppenheimer might inspire you to finish a romcom style fic is so funny i actually hope it works 😭😭

-meatball

HAHAHAH NO PLS WHY DID IT ACTUALLY HELP 😭 i was so inspired after oppenheimer i was like ,, i’m gonna make a movie (no i’m not)

[jayflrt]

omg i misread and thought you said you were going to COURT 😭😭

djfkskk have fun at the concert bae!!

-meatball

LMSKFJSJF NOOO will not be going to jail thankfully 😌 but thank you meatball anon!! the concert was rlly fun 💘 i hope your day/night’s been going well love <3

[tyonfs]

CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATING BESTIE AHH THATS SO AMAZING!!! 🥳❤️

-meatball

THANK YOU MEATBALL ANON <33 I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL LOVE

[vibiano]

Capvib as that one meme of the couple pretending to be in a toxic marriage, arguing in an ikea showroom.

What is Patty if not a child of divorce

[askblueandviolet]

[onceupona-crossover]

Flint x Megamind from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs and Megamind

Requested by:anon

-Mod rapunzel

[avonne-writes]

the story about bucky paying the farmer because meatball killed his chicken will never not make me laugh because even if this isn’t how it happened i imagine demarco and brady coming to him in an absolute panic begging him to help

Hahaha Benny with tears glistening in his eyes 😆 And Bucky just pulls out the charms 😎

[weaverpop]

If Nezha has a nightmare and wants to crawl into bed with Jing, but Azure's there too, is he still doing it?

Awwww noooo the bby!🥺 (tw angst and night terrors)

I could defo imagine that. Like, Nezha has a horrible nightmare about something or other, nothing specific bc sometimes it do be like that. And normally he wouldn’t go to Jing, he’d just ride it out, he’s an adult and has been for a while. But it’s just so much, he can’t calm down, and eventually quietly makes his way to Jing’s bedroom.

He peaks in and softly knocks on the door. Jing, despite it being decades since Nezha has done this, immediantly wakes upon hearing the familiar sound. He is very concerned when he sees Nezha’s tear stained face, his shaking form, and his pleading expression. Nezha doesn’t even have to ask, all it takes is a soft and warbled “Baba…” and Jing immediantly reverts to “make it better” daddy mode.

Jing: “Oh baby come here.”

Nezha: (Wuietky shuffles in and into the bed.)

Azure, sleepily: “J’ng? W’asit?”

Jing, softly: “Nezha’s sleeping here tonight. Night terrors.”

Azure: (Hums softly and wraps them both into a warm hug)

Nezha, head on Jing’s chest: “Baba….”

Jing, letting Nezha’s hair: “Shh, go to sleep little Wanzi.”

Nezha always feels embarrassed the next day, but Jing always reassures him that it’s ok, that he’s always welcome! Azure joins, and Nezha recovers the wonders of giant cat cuddles! Thus begin the cuddle puddles!

[thatbuddie]

I can't believe that Buck is taking Tommy back to that restaurant just to tell him that he is pregnant with Eddie's baby.

he’s going to be watching tommy eating spaguetti and meatballs and he’s going to say, “you know, i’m also going to get as round as a meatball because i am pregnant with eddie’s baby. it might actually be twins, really.”

[kandidandi]

I hate that I can see Sun as a human looking like Chester V

It's just so cursed

theyve even got the same pose what the fuck its so horrible i love it so much

[anonymous-kotlc-thoughts]

Sooooo...

What are our thoughts on Dex x Stina?

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[jayflrt]

omg you watched white chicks for the FIRST TIME ?? how did you go this long without watching it that's like a staple 2000s movie?? 😭😭

it's actually winter where im from lol i live in the southern hemisphere so im freezing my ass off unfortunately 😔 no mosquitoes though so its a win 🤩

also stoners guide is so funny already 😭😭 high heeseung is everything i could have hoped for and more 😭😭

-meatball

YES IT WAS MY FIRST TIME 😭😭 i knowww i feel like everyone raves about it but i never had the opportunity to watch it until then :’) it was really funny tho!!

omg i hope you stay warm 🫶🫶 it’s summer over here so unfortunately i’m being tormented by flies 😡

HAHAH i’m glad u like stoner heeseung so far :’) i like forgot weed is illegal for a hot second ngl 🧍‍♂️but i hope you enjoy the next chapters 💖

[jrueships]

can you elaborate on the guac allergy?? like are you allergic to avocado or is it like the combination of all the ingredients that you’re allergic to😭😭

OH YEA i forgot guacamole is from avocado LOL im allergic to avocados !! but i don't like avocados, i like guacamole tho! I tried avocado and toast and my top lip tingled and swelled and my throat got rashy and bad. I was like, OK, fine, idek like avocados! i was just trying to shake up my toast!

and then I went out and had guacamole and realized I actually Do kinda like avocados, just not alone. It's Like my love of tomato soup with grilled cheese and tomatoes with sugar on them, but i hate tomatoes by themselves and i hate thick tomato sauce bcs it's too overwhelming. It has to be a Rlly light tomato sauce that won't overwhelm the flavor of my pizza /ESPECIALLY pasta

[metaltea]

I know if I tried to kiss your human sun that nose would stab me but that isn't going to stop me

GODSPEED ANON, DO NOT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

[satorena]

also if you’re black why are you describing readers ass being red after sukuna spanks her? my black ass fo sure ain’t finna be red after that. catering to white mfs as always

… awnnn. anyway!

[zalimbane]

This is the cheesiest gay porn I've ever seen.

thanks anon ...