#meanwhile dick…… Does Not Do That

[blackbatcass]

donna’s inherent honesty vs dick’s tendency to be manipulative.. speak to me

[introspectivememories]

yknow the veil/kotteri image redraw meme? the one that's been going around on twt? now make it timber. bernard who goes on to be a famous model after grieves and does shoots all over the world. one day he does one for a gotham brand and he ends up plastered all over the city. now tim who has managed to miss all this just by virtue of being too busy being a vigilante and running wayne ent. steps out of his car one day and bam! directly across from wayne tower is this giant electronic billboard, displaying bear's new perfume ad. in it he's wearing a fur coat that's slipped down his shoulders to reveal the muscles rippling across his back. bernard looks over his shoulders and laughs, lips painted a pretty pink. the ad reads "all new scent 14 from beams: the scent of love. it's like burning" bernard winks coyly and tim is burning all right. rock hard in his too tight work pants.

[brionysea]

i see the potential for a dick and jason reverse robins au. jason staying on the good kid track from his childhood and being put on a pedestal despite still having so many issues, and then pre-teen dick grayson shows up; problem child, keeps running away from juvie and foster homes because he's lusting for murder, filled with rage and plastering a feral smile on top of it all--which jason can't even comprehend because he's so fundamentally authentic with his emotions at any given moment--and above all, making jason cry with laughter because of the look on bruce's face when he sees dick on the chandelier. it's perfectly backwards. i'm obsessed

[rosepetalsthings]

Tim deserves so much praise

Like his speech and inflections are just so Orin at the end it's uncanny. You can tell how fun he had doing it.

Also fun fact, you can't have Gale be kidnapped if you romance him. Coincidentally you also can't perma kill Yenna before this

[chamiryokuroi]

It hasn’t even been 6 months from grandpa’s death and one aunt is already planning to sell the terrenos (farm land) she got lmao I saw it coming but damn not even a year?

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

I love how the bats are known for having a million gadgets and being overprepared for anything meanwhile dick doesn’t have pockets

[hood-ex]

Omg, don't let me start with this cuz I'm about to burn my city down completely istg. I felt SO ANNOYED while reading this issue, and I still pretty much am ---- not only because Bruce's done this to his SON, but because Jason is almost like cannon fodder at this point and that just upsets me. He doesn't deserve that, not even with all the things he's done in the past.

Right, but it's not Bruce who is doing this malicious thing to Jason, it's Zur (although there is the question that if Bruce created Zur, should he take responsibility for Zur's actions?). It's the backup personality Bruce "downloaded" into himself. The problem is that Zur is beyond Bruce's control now, and Bruce is compromised because of it. Although, we did see Bruce come to the surface when he threw a batarang to Dick to help him and Tim escape.

But, yeah, having Bruce be the one to do that to Jason (even though it's not technically Bruce) is disturbing. And Bruce has hurt Jason before, so that part isn't new, but this method feels particularly violating.

[clonerightsagenda]

Realized the 'shoot the gas line' bit of the Alien Minkowski AU is just me revisiting my perennial theme of why are there guns in space. It always comes back to that.

[one-winged-dirty-dreams]

Terra, sitting there remembering all the dirty shit he said to me while his stupid darkness-addled brain was being horny:

Me, thinking about all the dirty shit he said to me while his stupid darkness-addled brain was being horny:

[starburstgalexies]

i find it absolutely (potentially) hilarious that half of the sumeru polycule is absolutely smitten by aether while the other half couldn't possibly care less about him.

[void-and-virtue]

Oh, I adore this

In addition to Dick Grayson star gymnast shenanigans, consider: Jason Todd being dared to go compete for shooting/made to do it when he loses a bet

He shows up exactly like that one middle aged guy from Turkey this year who took silver, casually gets gold, dips right back out. INSTANTLY becomes internet famous when people look him up in shock and find out he’s from Crime Alley, Gotham

In the DC universe there's a petition with over five hundred thousand signatures asking Batman to let Robin represent the USA on the male gymnastic team

[princeof-flowers]

Theron is such an ass to Jin sometimes. "Oh I'll take responsibility it's not your fault this happened I told you to do it without even thinking of the full consequences." is bullshit he says when Erica is around cause he knows she Will Not Hesitate. Instead he's always like- "Oh don't get too close to Jin or he'll get you pregnant." like??? We get it, you're bitter about "being a single mom" but you're rich and Jin co-parents when he's able to make the trip to your place despite him having 3 other kids. Like...Jin parents the kids more than you, who just pays other ppl to raise them stfu.

Mf too busy with his political schemes and does not give af about his immigrant commoner of a baby daddy smh.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

(rhetorical) now why is this billions characters & billions itself seeing quant kid 2 through the glass / winston across the room forevermore

[chiyana]

Tim tells the Batclan he's going on a space mission with Young Justice for a few weeks, he's got everything sorted civilian side and his cases and patrol routes covered, and also if any of his usual Rogue's Gallery suddenly comes looking for him don't worry about it.

And all of that is fine and normal - except that last part hey Tim what the fuck does that mean?

and Tim just goes it's fine don't worry about it anyway gotta go bye! and then he just bounces

and everything is fine until not even a day later when Babs forwards them a video Red Robin uploaded to his social medias that is a music video of him (Red Robin) seductively lip-syncing along to Chappell Roan's "My Kink is Karma" against a backdrop of fail compilation clips of several of the villains Tim has a particular grudge against, including Azrael, Lex Luthor, and most prominently Ra's al Ghul.

so there's Tim, in a form-fitting catsuit styled like his Red Robin costume, in heels, feeling himself up with a video clip in the background showing Ra's tripping on his own robes and face planting into the brickwork, evidence he dyes out some of the gray in his hair, his sash coming undone and pants falling off in the middle of a fight, trying to swipe the effects of a glitterbomb off of himself, etc.

It all ends with the Mean Girls clip of "why are you so obsessed with me?"

The video is immediately viral.

(There's some clips of Red Hood in there fucking up but Jason can't even be mad because he's laughing so hard he's gonna throw up)

Tim's Rogues absolutely DO show up to Gotham looking for him, and while they all want revenge, Red Robin is THEIR arch enemy like HELL are they going to work with these other embarrassments, so they all start fighting each other and it is absolutely CHAOS (Lex decides discretion is the better part of valor and makes a statement that no of course he has nothing against Red Robin he has no idea why he was included in that video haha yes of course it was Very Funny when a bird accidentally pooped on his head he is Very Capable of laughing at himself Thank You, and then he quietly goes to one of his vacation houses and moodily drinks for several days waiting for things to blow over)

Tim, meanwhile, is having a wonderful vacation with Young Justice, catching up with Lobo and Slobo, chasing down some space pirates, and just getting out of Gotham and away from his Rogues trying to challenge him/seduce him/kill him/whatever.

Bruce is taking the constant psychic damage of having the image of softcore Red Robin erotica burned into his brain along with the realization that way, way, WAY too many of Tim's Rogues want to sleep with him like an absolute champ. (Dick is not taking it like a champ, Dick is taking it like an unhinged vengeful wraith and has had to be benched for trying to tear out Ra's throat with his teeth.)

Stephanie is having the Time of Her Life. Damian cannot look anyone in the eye and absolutely cannot look Ra's (or his mother who ALSO showed up prominently in the video) in the face and is Not Having the Time of His Life.

(Jason is with Steph on this one, he is having SUCH a blast, this is so fucking hysterical)

[unidentifiedgothamite]

duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?

jason: it's probably fingerstripes

dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay

tim: it's jason

steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder

cass: jason

damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently

jason: ya'll are trippin'

meanwhile...

clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?

bruce: hn, what date is it?

clark: um, may 12th?

bruce: then it's batcow

clark: what

bruce: did i stutter?

[dorkszn]

......Logan fucking you face down ass up while smoking a cigar

FACE DOWN ASS UP THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO GET—

quick lil drabble, gn reader, heavy overstim, pain kink, dacryphilia, smoking, sadism and masochism elements, pet names, a little bit mean dom logan, nsfw under the cut, not proofread

He’s fucking you so mean too. His free hand wrap around the back of your neck, pushing your head down into the pillows. A ring of your mixed cum forming around his wide base. Your hands clutching at whatever you can. That perfect arch in your back that Logan practically molded into you. Tears glistening on your lashes because it’s just so much.

Meanwhile, Logan’s just taking puffs of his cigar. Blowing the smoke out of his lips and letting it fill your senses and intoxicate your (damn near turned to mush) brain. He basically taunting you with it. That you’re so fucked out and messed up while he’s just smoking and absolutely ruining you.

You’re weakly moving before you can think. Which you can barely do anyways. Trying to crawl away from him just for a second because it feels so good but you’re so sensitive it almost hurts. “Lo, can’t— ngh, can’t take it,” you moan out pathetically.

Only for him to grab your hips with both hands and pull you back to him with minimal effort. Stuffing you to the hilt with his cock and making your legs nearly give out under you. “Yes, you can, darlin’. Stop tellin’ me what you can’t take.” He responds, words slightly muffled by the cigar between his lips. His words nearly push the tears over while making you tighten around him at the same time. The cigar almost falling from his lips as he groans due to the feeling off your warm walls hugging his dick.

What does finally make the tears spill from your glossy eyes is when he presses the butt of his cigar against your ass. And it’s entirely intentional. He watches as your skin reddens and burns slightly. Your words fall into weak, broken cries at the feeling but it also makes that knot in your stomach clench further.

“Shh, s’okay, sweetheart,” he says to you softly as he leans down, pressing his hairy chest into your back while pressing hot, open mouthed kisses down your skin. The sting of his cigar still prominent along with the stretch of his cock with every thrust. “S’okay, it looks pretty on ya.”