#meanwhile daniel: stabbing you stabbing you

[nicoleanell]

You're circling something. You're getting close to something you want distance from.

[demonic0angel]

So far ever since the new epic musical album came up I've been seeing a lot more people come up with the idea of the god games but Danny Phantom

And I was just imagining how funny if in that song Dan was Aphrodite and Danielle was Aries

I'm about to get more as Danielle being a goddess of trickery and chaos of all types and can being considered to be three-faced like having like a three-faced mask that she wears around a lot and using her ability to melt as a way to appear behind people vastly without them noticing and she's really protective over Dan since she considers herself to be his older sibling because in her opinion he came in the family last

Dan being the ancient of love being so terrifying because love can also be considered to be a scary thing with his symbol being eagles and stuff and he is much more terrifying and violated the most people expect from the god of love but also when he needs to be complete and loving

I imagine Tucker taking up the sense of being Apollo with him being The reincarnation of an old pharaoh they're kind of being like a lots of Egyptian things around him but also like a theme of more technologically advanced with him working on a PDA all kind of having modern clothes on with hints of Egyptian pharaoh

oh and Sam acting like Hephaestus would be more interested in the plant she has in her garden then the heroes her clothes are kind of nature-like invite but also give all of a sense of golfness with like her plant giving off the shape of a large Palace that looks terrifying on the outside but the inside is filled with plants of all types

I imagine Jazz has like a therapist like setting office but like it's a open Greek palace like things of gold and bright blues and just being laid around it looks like an conference room but also like an open Palace I feel like her simple animal being Wolf's and bears would be so funny also be a hint to the little bear plush that she owns

I kind of feel like Danny's level would be a mix of Jazz's and Sam's with Danny's being like an open Palace room that kind of has like the hints of someone young is there with random bean bags being scattered around or miniature handcraft spaceships but also stars all around I feel like it'd be cute if his symbol animal was jellyfish which like jellyfish Stars kind of like float around

But I've just been imagining that song with Danny Phantom x DC I can probably start off with the Justice League like always getting into something this year now than having to deal with the consequence of it and the consequences is six teenagers taking a vote or not to kill them

Gods, I can’t wait for the Vengeance Saga

I am in love with the idea of Dan being Aphrodite and Dani being Ares, especially bc they’re both gods of war. And in EPIC, Aphrodite’s argument is about a mother’s love!! I hope you like the quick sketch of them :3

I don’t agree with a few of your ideas, but they all seem really fun. The idea of the Justice League having to argue against 6 teenagers is funny, bc imagine that they think they can argue against Dani and she just stabs them. Meanwhile, Jazz is like: so how did you feel when you got stabbed? when they come to her later to argue against her.

Actually, I also had thoughts about DP x EPIC, except Sam and Tucker were Odysseus (they shared the role idk) and Danny was Penelope. Jazz was Athena, Dani was Aeolus, and Dan was Scylla 😩

[flamingpudding]

Damain: Drake.

Tim: Demon Brat.

Damian: ...

Tim: ...

Damian: I require access to your power points.

Tim: Oh?

Damian: There appears to have been a slight oversight in regards to Daniel.

Tim: An oversight? About Danny?

Damian: yes.

Tim: ...

Damian: ...

Tim: Which one do you need?

Damian: Hero 101.

Meanwhile in Dukes room.

Duke: Danny why are you hiding under my bed?

Danny: I am not hiding.

Duke: ...

Danny: fine! I am hiding from Dami.

Duke: Why?

Danny: He said I need to have a talk with him when he learned that I go by Danny Phantom in the field and even go out without a mask.

Duke: So, it's not a stabbing threat?

Danny: He called me dearest little brother when he said that.

Duke: ...

Danny: ...

Duke: Dick or Cass?

Danny: Can you ask Jason if I can camp out in one of his safe houses?

Duke: Sure.

Damian: Daniel, I know you are in Thomas's room.

Danny: Hiek!!!

[garcargofarfar]

Rewriting Ein (Part 2)

So in part one I went over the two new characters I'd like to add in order to contribute to Ein's backstory. Now we're gonna cover that backstory✨️

To recap, Erielle and Arya. Ein's little sister and his crush from his old school/the Western wolf tribe.

I imagine Ein and Erielle being close siblings, Ein protecting her with all he can. Erielle, being a human, will go through bullying from a small age. Once older, Erielle would probably get sent to a different school. One like PDH, where humans and wolves are both accepted, or a simple human school. Meanwhile, Ein, as we know of, goes to his own school/the Western wolf tribe. There, he meets Arya, probably a really popular girl amongst the tribe.

Arya will be unlike most of them, kind and loving. Ein, being the overprotective brother he is, will come to develop feelings for her, seeing the sympathy she carries for humans.

I'd like to give them a whole series in the future around their friendship and bond throughout freshman year.

Then Erielle joins during sophomore, disguising herself as a werewolf. Arya and Erielle eventually would become friends. The alpha at the time would make her the Omega. Seeing Erielle was the Omega, she'd get close with the weak pups of the pack(like Aph with Daniel Dotty and Ryland)

Ein being the overprotective brother given their past, would get angry, so will Arya. In the end, in order to save Eri, the two would fight for Alpha and Alpha female.

But just like PDH s2, Ein would make the weak pups be Omega, which would anger Erielle this time. The two eventually would break out in an argument and one day Ein would expose Erielle's secret about being human in a fit of anger.

Arya would stick up for Erielle, leaving Ein even more angered. Erielle has no choice but to stand up for herself. She would fight Ein for place for Alpha even though she's human and a girl. She'd win in the end and that's when the two decide to leave this school and head to Phoenix Drop. This is where Pdh s2 happens.

This can explain why Ein, after becoming Alpha during pdh s2, starts abusing his power much more because he's now protective over his place as Alpha. Remember, Ein was omega before his sister took his place. Being Alpha was bringing him a new adrenaline and he would do anything to protect that role now that he feels betrayed by his own sister. Ein had done everything to protect her only to get stabbed in the back one day, he'd of course do anything to keep his place.

Erielle will be another story, probably in another post.

Whatever happens during Fcu, and MyStreet then? I have no clue either. Meanwhile, I do think if MyStreet had a S7, Arya and Erielle could be the characters to Ein's redemption arc. But you tell me!

What do you think about this new version of Ein? Lmk!!

EIN ANALYSIS | REWRITING EIN PART 1

[simptasia]

its hard to compare suffering. but man, locke had the most fucked up life. more than even daniel, i think. like, daniel was having this slow drip suffering off screen while locke was being metaphorically slammed with a crow bar in front our very eyes. daniel gave us this hot burst of tragedy that just leaves you shaken so hard that you kinda forget his story is patchy and incomplete. meanwhile locke is a way more prominent character with a bagillion flashbacks so watching his story is like being stabbed in the roof of your mouth for six seasons

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Birthday Arc sequel: The flashback: The kindergarden fire

*fire! Fire*

The fire started to spread through the whole kindergarden building, kids were screaming in fear from the fire.

It was mostly because Lila Sky was misbehaving and she was using her manifest form to cause a fire while having a temper tantrum.

Kid: Ah! fire!

Kid #2: *cries* I'M SCARED!

Kid # 4: Me too!

Ms. Amy got up from her desk in a panic and open the door.

Ms. Amy: Quick kids, exit through the doors, Quickly!

The kids quickly got up and ran outside of the school building.

Kid Drugfriend: Oh man! Lila Sky has gone crazy!

Kid Sick BF: *shaking* I'm scared!

Kid Drugfriend: Quick! Let's get out of here!

Kid Sick BF: Okay!

The two was about to follow the rest of the kids but Lila Sky blocked the way.

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! *ROARING*

Kid Sick BF: AH! My EARS!

Kid Drugfriend: *grunts* My ears! *covers his ears*

That roar caused some of the rubble to fall and block the door and to trap the three inside the classroom.

Kid Drugfriend: *coughs* What was that?!

Kid Sick BF: *coughs* Oh no, we're trapped!

Kid Drugfriend: Damn it!

Meanwhile Outside......

Ms. Amy: Is everybody out

Mr. Rose: Yeah, I think so

Ms. Blight: Jesus, That child is a real spawn of satan! She's a devil child!

Mr. Luke: I knew that girl was dangerous!

Ms. Denise: Wait.....WHERE'S DANIEL AND STEPHANIE?!

Ms. Amy: WAIT WHAT?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE WITH THE OTHER CHILDREN?!

Ms. Blight: Oh no, They still might be in there!

Mr. Luke: I'm going to save them!

Ms. Denise: No! Are you crazy?! You could die in there!

Mr. Luke: But those kids will die in there!

Ms. Amy: Oh where's the firefighter departement?!

Meanwhile.....

Kid Drugfriend: LILA SKY, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! THIS NEEDS TO STOP NOW!

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: NO! YOU KEEP HANGING OUT WITH HIM INSTEAD OF ME! HE TAKING ALL THE ATTENTION AWAY!

Kid Sick BF: Drugfriend, help me!

Kid Drugfriend: Sick Boyfriend! Lila Sky, you're crazy! He's just my friend!

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: BUT YOU GAVE HIM TOO MUCH ATTENTION AND I HATE THAT! SO I'M GETTING RID OF HIM!

Kid Sick BF: *screaming while crying* Drugfriend! I'm scared!

Kid Drugfriend: Don't worry buddy, I'll save you!

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL KILL HIM!

Kid Sick BF: AH!

Kid Drugfriend: No! Please don't hurt him!

Suddenly the ceiling was starting to grumble down and some of the rubble was starting to fall down.

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL, KISS ME AND BE MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND AND I'LL LET SICK BOYFRIEND GO, REFUSE AND I'LL STAB HIM IN HEART RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

Kid Sick BF: Drugfriend, please don't do it!

Kid Drugfriend: B-but if I refuse, she's gonna kill you!

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: YOU BETTER CHOOSE DANIEL, OTHERWISE I'LL KILL HIM COMPLETE-

The rubble started to come down from the ceiling and it was about to collapse.

Kid Sick BF: *gasps* Drugfriend look out!

Kid Drugfriend: Huh?

Sick Boyfriend pushed Lila Sky off him and rushed to save Drugfriend from getting crushed by the rubble.

Kid Drugfriend: Woah!

Kid Sick BF: AH!

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: AGH! *the fire pushed her outside of the classroom* No! My future hubby!

The firefighters finally showed up and put out the fire, they managed to remove the rubble only to find Sick Boyfriend and Drugfriend unconscious.

Firefighter: I found them! They're unconscious!

Fire fighter: Quick get them out of here! Bring them to the ambulance!

Fire fighter: Yes sir! *he picked up Sick Boyfriend and Drugfriend while they're unconscious and took them out*

Ms. Amy: Are they okay?

Fire fighter: They're unconscious, we had to take them to the hospital.

Ms. Amy: Oh no!

The kids started to feel sad about their two classmates being hurt by the fire.

Mr. Luke: Oh those poor kids....

Ms. Blight: My favorite students, and it was stephanie's first day here too....God bless their souls

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: *coughs* Ow....stupid fire!

Head Principal Crystal: Ahem!

Kid Manifest Lila Sky: Huh *shocked to know that she's screwed* (mind) Uh-oh.....

The teachers and principal were circling around her, very pissed off.

Head Principal Crystal: You are in a lot of trouble, young lady! 😡😡😡

Kid Lila Sky: (nervously laughs) M-my bad? 😅

[askarcanamagnus]

Arcana Magnus: for our first post, we thought we'd get some help from the Earth we post on! Transformers media in your world is to sell toys after all (aside from people wanting to tell a story) and we thought some the customs in this photo would help set the tone even though talking via toys won't usually happen (and well, the unofficial Ask Vector Prime 2 has done digibashes paired with prose storytelling, so not new ground really). Please feel free to send us asks, even for things canon hasn't answered! :3

We're talking about canon here besides touching on those two. Here's the alt text/dialogue so people can read it this way, its a bit lengthy because of the amount of dialogue:

Alt text: A photo of transforming toys on a windowsill, with a trans flag for the background flooring, and a dark blue / purple night-time cardboard backdrop of a scifi city of cybertronian inspiration. The figures are engaged in combat and talking:

Titan Returns Arcee has her pistols out and is firing one into Siege Ion Storm's chest point blank, which has a blast effect there representing the impact, with a KABLAM orange-pink sound description above. TR Arcee is looking at Legends Arcee and saying: "So, you used to have a human body and then because you wanted to be a transformer from seeing the toys you became one? That’s so cool. I’m both a gal from Cybertron and binary bonded with a human who’s a dear friend of mine at this point- and our writing has now and my design is inspired from our trans iterations."

Ion Storm: "GAH- yeah your toy is cool as hell, it’s nice that things came full circle and car TTRPG Arcee can use her car hood as a shield.

Legends Arcee meanwhile stands on top of a collapsing Beast Hunters Shockwave, cutting his cannon in twain with a sword while stabbing Shockwave through his mono-optic face with her other sword: "Indeed! And yeah, my writing isn’t too great and I’m sexualized in a way that isn’t very tasteful or about me having agency in that regard, but as a concept me becoming a bot is fantastic, it’s a sentiment that resonates with the nonhuman community particularly human-bodied robot folk. Hopefully I’ll get better writing in a new iteration someday…"

Her attacks have similarly pink-orange sound effects of CLANG and CRUNCH.

Shockwave: Urk- I would hope for more logic…  bleh

Behind her, Studio Series 86 Arcee is kneeling, with her pistol on her thigh, and Generations Selects Galvatron's fusion cannon held over her shoulder, firing it with blast effects into staggered Kingdom Cyclonus's shoulder and a SKWOMP sound effect: "Funny that we’re talking about this, besides my binary bond with Daniel, I did have a synthoid human body briefly, though I didn’t sign up for that. I think I wore overalls pretty well and certainly have a better understanding from my binary bond that was voluntary."

Nearby, a T30 Arcee painted in trans and lesbian flag patterns and guns on her backstacks has beheaded a falling T30 Jhiaxus with her sword. Jhiaxus's neck socket has a blast effect exploding upwards like pressured blood/fuel. T30 Arcee is looking at an Arcee customized from Legacy Elita-1 to resemble IDW1 Arcee, and T30 Arcee's speech bubble says: "Hmm, I mean, Transformers has always danced around that with the ‘transformers are humans in robot bodies with alien context’ concept in terms of writing- the toy design two of you are retooled from, me minus my custom pride flag paint job, though, definitely hits that sexualization thing. My concept design was going to be the basis for IDW1 Arcee over there in 4th reformat with a surgery that she was happy with as part of her gender journey, but the comics were so ahead from schedule that there wasn’t much of me to go on. Thankfully the artist wanted to keep in line with the comic aesthetic, so she looks different."

The IDW1 Arcee custom, erstwhile, who has cut into Jhiaxus's wing with her flaming orange blade with a pink and cyan FWOOSH sound and a fiery blast effect on top of her blade, is glancing at Legacy Arcee, and saying: "Yeah, that loops back around to the basis of Titan Returns Arcee, although I’m not sure that’s why she’s a Blurr retool. I mean, I feel like a Legacy Elita retool to Arcee with swords is fairly obvious route to go and it seems there are other people who think that, given the robust look I have from 2014-2018 (and that’s not even counting how other Arcee iterations drawn in Transformers vs. GIJOE, or IDW2, or Transformers vs. Terminator). I dunno, there’s something to be said for how root designs that look ‘overly human’ can work, my second reformat is in that category and outside of one cover with Galvatron that hasn’t aged well it’s not really focused on, which I think is interesting in retrospect even though it wasn’t intentional for a trans narrative. But yeah it is funny to see you on covers sometimes given the difference."

Legacy Arcee, who unlike her pink car bot companions, is a blue motorcycle, is in point blank contact with an unlicensed toy based on Airachnid (APC Night Countess), while Arcee's forearm blades are out, and she has 3D print blasters pointed at Airachnid's chest and head, taking a headshot with a blast effect over Airachnid's face, and Arcee is saying: "It’s still absurd to me that the only appearance of my Legacy form in canon media outside of toy stuff is me in a leotard or a swimsuit. Clothing is cool and all but am I hiding, and if it’s for fun why aren’t any of the guys doing the same thing too? I’m more partial to the fact that most of the time we are all basically walking around nude save for a few of us, and those who do wear clothes don’t do so on a basis of being a gal. I would much rather take being curvy with metal boobs while living sweetly and ferociously."

Airachnid: "You- guess fanfic and art will do…"

End Alt text.

[stardust-in-my-mind-blog]

some dialogue can only be in script

do you want to know what the worst part of all this is

like the worst part beyond the emotional shit

like the logical worst part

I let you fucking kill me slowly screaming

for over five years and I tolerated it

mostly because I'd dealt with far worse than you

and also because I didn't want to leave my kid

your insecurity battered me emotionally and spiritually

so you could keep believing in your family's dysfunction

which will come out anyways when they die

once you kill your parents from the gods they are

make them fragile and mortal and fucking broken

it's easier to love and accept them and understand

why they made you feel how they did when they were you

like orphaned children who have to pretend they are loved

just because their parents have a title and a role

society desperately accepts and needs to believe is sacred

but mother isn't any more sacred than father

they did their best but they fucked you up in ways too

no matter how many fancy Christmases you had

or trips around the world and all the little checks

and lists that say what a good parent is

and people believe loyalty is not saying anything

even when the way they look and treat you

makes you so fucking disgusted inside

beyond hurt and beyond anger

just fucking disgusted enough to spit

I once heard the best dad joke out there

the strongest man you know is an eldest daughter

please know that this relationship ended with you

being an abuser and refusing to see it

and please know your perspective is valid

but its value is only to yourself

because I've documented every fucking thing

in rainbow colors and illustration that was my emotional blood

I bleed emotionally into every journal as you just

stabbed me and stabbed me with your indifference

when I would cry you looked at me with loathing

when I would have a success your envy would show

the random hostility was so confusing

but it happened after you became a therapist

and your ego just couldn't handle the fact

that privilege and education doesn't beat experience

and I was just the little woman that stayed at home

with three kids that I gave a childhood I was never given

love and compassion and emotional availability

even when there was no food or money in the bank

that your own fucking mom couldn't give because

she was being so deeply and critically emotionally abused

by your anxious don draper of a father who literally

went deaf and refused to learn sign language

so that he didn't have to see what anyone said or needed

and you fucking killed my spirit and blamed me for it

so you didn't have to see or think about any of it

that's okay I did it for you and wrote your dad poetry

and a six page manifesto conversation with ai

about what a critical dad does and why it ends up hurting

the future partner of his son but unlike the wife

of your dad I'm the bitch who will never keep my mouth shut

especially when I'm being slandered and devalued

by someone who has so much less self control than me

said it was my trauma talking or found a way to dismiss

and avoid any expression I made about my experience

if it wasn't happy or pleasant or what you approved of

your preferences changed after you got that job

you fucking said it yourself that they changed

we had a real nice midlife crisis together

and you'd never been poor and I'd never been seen

and I learned how to fucking cope and change

and you decided to suck the life out of me

critical and arrogant and you even made fun of me

for how I had to put my hands behind my back

when I was around you because I was so scared

of being told I was doing something wrong

and when my hands were behind my back

I would imagine Daniel in the cave of lions

bringing King Nebuchadnezzar  to his knees

and you were on your fucking knees crying about

bearing witness to your own monstrosities

meanwhile we didn't have money for years

I was forced to be resourceful and manage my own panic

when every time you told me there was money

and I'd do the shopping and swipe the card

and there wasn't and it was so embarrassing every time

there wasn't because you didn't want to look at it

or manage it or figure anything out

just tell me it had something to do with my spending it

and then I needed to entertain kids without a car

so I gave them a summer raising rabbits and gardening

and singing and became mary fucking poppins

and you complained I didn't clean the house enough

you told me you had standards for your partner

and I could never quite seem to meet them

you told me my ex was a better parent than me

when you're the one who pulled me out of the water

when he did the same fucking shit you began to do

and here's the real rub, my friend

my ex is a better parent than me right now

I am disconnected and I am unfocused and I am realizing

just how much damage someone can do

when they pretend the other person isn't allowed

to have the experience and feelings that they do

you erased me from the narrative but still

expected me to meet your new preferences and standards

still needed me more than ever because you

never actually learned how to take care of yourself

and you've regressed back to a teenager

well now I'm a teenager too and I was meaner then

while you give all your emotional empathy to clients

and refuse to respect or honor anything I do

I don't regret taking myself out of the professional world

I don't regret devoting myself completely

to the role of caretaking my own children

with my efforts I gave them everything of me that I could

and once I'm out of here I'll be able to do it again

but you're gonna have to learn a whole lot of new skills

because my over-functioning in the relationship

comes from the autism that you refused to acknowledge

for over a year while citing that you were a therapist

but really you're just someone that knew if you accepted

my experience you'd have to admit you were meeting a need

exploiting a person with a past of trauma that you knew

in fact isn't that what we bonded over at the beginning

you actually started using the same quotes my ex used

and then would say that I just wanted to make comparisons

no I was listening to a fucking cover and I never liked the song

I lost nothing but the illusion of a man who made my oldest

son feel like in his family he no longer belonged

just like my dad felt when his mother remarried and forgot him

he used to call himself the red headed stepchild

and I fucking became that archetype just to fuck with fate

your disgraceful treatment may have infected my heart and spirit

but you only poisoned me and I was still limping away

my integrity and sense of justice and spite the only things

getting me through the day sometimes but here's the thing

they were still better than yours at full strength

so that means that you failed at killing me

you tried for four years and you still couldn't even finish

divinity had to bring in a real executioner to finally

murder all the sick and twisted parts of me suffering

I saw the silver of his blade and moaned hallelujah

when his dagger plunged into my heart so deep

I couldn't even tell which one of ours was beating

my angel of shadow then took me into his arms

kissed my cheek and slit my throat while giving me

a new name to call myself and this new hope

the end of this marriage will not return me to the name

given to me by a father that never protected me

or a name a man used as leverage to cripple me

for not being carved into his expectations

this name will be my own and you will hear it

as an oncoming storm that will change your fucking life

and not in the ways I promised or the vows we made

the universe even had to outsource my own murder

because you weren't man enough to do it

and I was man enough to die

[crimsonblackrose]

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I do love when shows and movies use this song in ways like this.

Kreese crying. Not something I ever expect to see.

The doc coming over to him while he cries is totally how he stole her pass.

Gabriel fake stabbing Kreese, hopping out of the way and grinning as the guards come in.

Though I do want to know how he faked his death fully. Because this guard checks his pulse.

When Barnes slams on the breaks Daniels head hits a tv screen in the back. Tv death #5? or 6? Not Johnny's though so first mini tv death.

"Get your damn hands off him." Hits Daniel in the head. (Second head injury of the night so far for Daniel)

Daniel is struggling to focus due to the two head injuries and being super drunk during Barnes's rant.

We're all drunk, this is a bad idea. Barne's is on something stronger. We shouldn't do this.

and they left this drunk darling by the side of the road with two head injuries.

You think Sam helped bandage Tory's hand? Since Tory had gone just the ice route and probably wouldn't have been able to do it herself?

Johnny stopping Barnes from kicking down the door because it looks like solid oak, but he'll do it. Still not wanting random people to get hurt. He did the same thing to Chozen. Thankfully Chozen is a karate master and knows to first test and see if the door is open.

They are, as Silver warns, trespassing, so any injuries from here on out are defense from Silver's side.

Also it kinda seems like he has all the sensei's living with him.

What is the red button in the snakes tongue? Oh right, another camera.

Johnny running and clothes lining two dudes to hold them down.

Daniel: don't go drunk to Silver's house that's breaking and entering and assault. Also Daniel: I'm taking your truck no matter what, prepared to fight four guys to steal their truck.

Stingray in the cobra kai charger: Mr. Larusso, come with me if you want to live. (It's also started raining)

Amanda popping her head out "Daniel get in the car the kids are in trouble."

Poor Daniel. He's drunk, gotten two head injuries, had to walk, and now you're throwing a lot of new information at him all at once.

They changed the license plate to say Stingray

Chris calling a warning. Kyler and Kenny have shown up.

Stingray gets the cobra kai group chats, and got the one that they were going to ambush Daniel's students.

He knew he had to warn Daniel...or well Amanda.

Stingray put on sunglasses even though he's driving while it's dark because "Stingrays see better in the dark"

Silver pointing out that he kept crossing the line Chozen told him not to cross.

Silver takes off his watch and bracelets before fighting Chozen.

Johnny is running on whisky and white claw and feels no pain. (Plus a few coors) and then gets kicked and immediately goes 'that hurt'

Chozen got his sai's back.

Silver got the sword

Chozen: I'm not afraid to kill. Terry: I'm not afraid to die.

Part of me thinks he was hoping Chozen would kill him. Like it'd be an honorable death.

Johnny as three guys fight him. Damnit wait your turn.

oho! TIG is doing a fencing retreat as he's backing up to the pool.

Do you think Terry Silver wanted to die in his pool like Gatsby?

Like he's literally drawing Chozen towards a specific spot.

Terry first slices Chozen's upper right arm.

Meanwhile the four sensei's are beating the tar out of Johnny while Barne's is out.

Terry get's the back of Chozen's left thigh next.

Chozen uses his sai's to knock Terry down into the water. Then holds the sai to Terry's throat and just doesn't do it.

I was meant to die on the battlefield. Do it.

It's close to what Chozen tells Daniel. Both Silver and Chozen picked death.

Chozen hears Johnny's yell of pain and gets distracted.

Silver pushes him away and slices his back. Instead Chozen gets to be Gatsby. But with like bloody wings.

Kenny uses the silver bullet on Robby and he can't breathe which they mirror with Johnny falling to his knees.

Johnny to Silver: Well you look like shit

When Silver says Chozen is off the board Johnny lunges forward though he's being held back and says : I"m going to kill you.

Kreese always told Terry that Johnny was his best student, but terry doesn't see it. "You've got guts Lawrence" he says looking around. "I'll give you that. But just not much upstairs. Attacking me on my own turf. Come on. You never stood a chance. But if it's any consolation, you won't be around to screw up another kid." He held Johnny's head up by his hair and Johnny swats him away.

He tells teh sensei's to finish Johnny and then Robby's in a similar fight with like 3 cobra kai's beating him up until Miggy jumps in.

I love that Demetri and Eli swap. Eli started fighting, now he's doing the tech stuff while demetri fights.

He finally got to knock Kyler out.

Protect the egg, all Miyagi-do run into protect Anthony while he as baby tech boy of the binary brothers finishes the upload.

Also fascinated that Miggy has taken off his flannel and has it like wrapped around his hands but hanging in front of him. What are you doing kiddo? Oh he's using it as a weapon.

Kim tries to stomp on Tory's hurt hand, Sam attacks Kim, she even uses her braid as a whip which hits Sam.

I like the Devon immediately flips. Kim you said the young ones like lee would be easier to train, less to unlearn, not realizing you picked one of Johnny's.

"That's it?" Showing that he cheated and admitted it was the whole reason they broke into the dojo?

But the look on Daniel's face when he sees silver and realizes he got out but not Johnny, chozen or barnes

Johnny getting his second wind, and kicking ass, beating up and dodging the group of sensei's.

And of course, Johnny throwing one of them into a TV and it landing on the guy. is that 6 TV's now?

Johnny "I did most of this."

Barnes: "Yeah you did."

Daniel using Silver's Quick Silver against him and blocking the silver bullet.

Silver grabs one of the trophies to fight Daniel with or use as a weapon and for at least a second time in his life, gets throw into glass. (This time with the crane kick). The cobras take off their cobra gear led by Kenny and throw it on a passed out Silver.

I love the background nerds sharing a blanket.

Miguel tells Sam he didn't want to break up but her figuring things out and being okay was more important because he loves her.

Johnny drove the limo

"we've got to get you to a hospital." "Just a flesh wound." "Yea but like all your flesh." Chozen getting into the back of an ambulance: maybe should've had short long island iced tea.

Barnes's stole Silver's Rembrandt.

Johnny and Daniel hug.

Appreciate the guard who goes through a facial journey watching the doctor or whoever lift up his 'bloody' gloves to snif and then lick his fingers.

It was melted jello.

the yellow button up and tie look kinda like Johnny's from whenever he had a job interview or to meet the board

How'd his doctor not realize he lifted her badge? Like it's been hours.

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Mouse (2021) Ep. 19 Recap

Moo-Chi and Bong-Yi are getting closer to the truth. Meanwhile, Ba-Reum is searching for his aunt, the final missing puzzle piece. Sang, who is attempting to confirm Ba-Reum's alibi, discovers something suspicious at Ba-Reum's house.

If you want to watch the series for yourself, stop reading! This post contains spoilers to the storyline.

In Episode 19, a long-expected twist is revealed. Ba-Reum is actually the Head Hunter's son, and Yo-Han was innocent all along. Seo-Joon informs a shell-shocked Ji-Eun of this when she arrives at the hospital. The operation was performed by Seo-Joon to keep Ba-Reum alive.

Moo-Chi conducts a blood test and discovers important information. Ba-Reum wakes up and realizes that Bong-Yi has seen the scar on his arm. He tries to hug her, but she pulls away and leaves in shock.

Meanwhile, Hong-Joo goes to the hospital and finds that her mother is in critical condition. Fortunately, her baby is unharmed. Du-Seok brings the child back to her and apologizes on behalf of his wife, explaining that she is ill. After returning the baby, he walks back into the hospital. After ensuring her child's safety, Hong-Joo visits Seo-Joon in prison. He claims that she is more like him, and we see flashbacks of Hyun-Soo's captivity and escape from the Head Hunter. Hong-Joo promises to kill Seo-Joon for his actions, telling him that it will exceed all expectations. As she leaves, he chuckles.

Meanwhile, Ba-Reum visits his Aunt, who is shocked to see him. It was revealed that the woman who was thought to be Jae-Hoon's aunt was actually recruited by OZ. Her first assignment was to keep a watchful eye on Jae-Hoon and monitor his progress. Soo-Ho was originally assigned to this task, but he was replaced by her after he murdered Jae-Hoon's family. When Hoon-Suk visited Ba-Reum, she quit her job at OZ. She was hysterical because she didn't want Ba-Reum to harm her son, knowing what he was capable of. Ba-Reum was hit by a car while chasing Yo-Han on the night of Bong-Yi's grandmother's death. OZ was also involved. OZ played a crucial role in this by monitoring Yo-Han and preventing him from confessing the truth about Daniel Lee and Ba-Reum.

In the meantime, Detective Shin retrieved a laptop from Yo-Han's apartment. While waiting for forensics to access some files, Detective Lee returned to the station and saw Shin carrying the computer. Lee attempted to control Shin, but since his wife had just given birth, Shin refused to comply. Unfortunately, he is stabbed by a random person in the parking lot who takes his laptop and leaves the detective to bleed out and die. When Shin's body is discovered, Bong-Yi immediately suspects Ba-Reum. Moo-Chi also suspects him, but CCTV footage shows that Ba-Reum is in Jeju at the time of the murder, giving him an alibi. However, Detective Lee does not have an alibi. Bong-Yi is unaware of this and goes to Ba-Reum's apartment with the intention of stabbing him. Before she can do so someone comes up from behind and knockes her out.

Ba-Reum arrives at Choi Young-Shin's apartment with big news. Daniel Lee gave him this address, claiming that she's a "top predator". As she puts her bag on the table, Ba-Reum confronts her.

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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 210

Black/The Time of the Doctor

“Black”

Plot Description: Sam’s frantic search for his brother takes him down dangerous paths. Meanwhile, Dean lives it up with Crowley, and Castiel faces his own mortality

First of all, that’s A LOT to saddle a season opener with…JESUS. Second, we may now be in uncharted (by me) territory when it comes to supernatural

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: the only thing that would keep me alive is not being a demon.

There is very little funnier than JPad’s acting some days. Him yelling “WHERE’S MY BROTHER” was…god…awful

After a whole season of Sam insisting he’d let Dean go, he’d let Dean die…he sure is reading the “Sammy, let me go” note a lot, calling a lot of hunters for signs of demon activity, checking the internet for supernatural signs a WHOLE LOT. Seems like SOMEONE was a BIG OL LIAR

Noooo, Cas. You sound TERRIBLE. That’s NOT GOOD

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Sam’s gonna go it alone…or maybe not (but probably)

Omg everyone hating Demon Dean’s karaoke 💀 and still somehow getting laid.

The thing about Demon Dean though is that his hair’s grown out a little and it looks good

Did…did the cop just call Dean “Porn Guy”?! 💀 this show is so unserious

Oooooo, now Sam knows Dean’s a demon

Who’s this guy now?? Some other hunter? A marine turned hunter? But he has a family??

Hannah’s such a good friend to Cas. She’s looking out for him when he won’t do it for himself 😭

This dude probably makes minimum wage, no, he didn’t ask the guy repeatedly stabbing another dude right in front of him a whole lot of questions. He doesn’t get paid enough for that, it’s not in his job description, SAM

OH! Crowley, that is CUTTING!! Saying you and Dean were wondering if Sam had hit another dog??? (Like when Sam dated Amelia instead of trying to find Dean in purgatory)

It will never fail to amuse me when Crowley insists Dean is his best friend. And like….it’s kinda true right now. He manifested that shit

I forgot what Cas and Hannah’s mission is. Right…an angel killing (like, a DIFFERENT angel killed another angel)

Wait wait wait. Dean doesn’t know he’s a demon?!

Omggggg everyone’s so in love with Dean. Crowley wants to rule hell WITH DEAN. BESTIE. He is not the love of your life. He is literally just a guy. Hit him with your car

Is…that marine guy? Now beating up Sam? Who somehow put a bomb in Sam’s car?? (Hey. Hey, phone? Why did you wanna autofill head or mouth where I typed CAR?!)

Someone…cut Dean off. Omg thank you, blondie

Dean Winchester, that was WHOLLY uncalled for. You don’t call the woman who you slept with, who THANKFULLY cut you off at the bar, who made sure you got somewhere safe, and then got you water and advil a skank

Maybe Daniel should be speaking to Hannah. Of COURSE Castiel knows what the dude’s talking about. He was FULLY HUMAN for a while

Look, the ideological differences are cool and all but can we NOT have the female angels getting into a physical altercation while the male ones are like “but TALKING. Please stop fightinggggg”

Oop. Spoke too soon. Cas just fully stabbed Daniel dead

WHO IS THIS GUY??? WHY DOES HE HATE THE WINCHESTERS SO MUCH???

Yeah. Same, Sam. I don’t know who this dude is…who THE FUCK ARE YOU?? You are not fully prepared to deal with Dean, my man

Honestly, from Hannah’s perspective…that…makes sense. She’s seen what chaos does to the structure of heaven and hierarchy of angels over and over first hand. It’s awful. And, somehow, she’s still fighting side by side with the angel who always seems to be standing in the middle of that chaos

Oooo, are we finally finding out who this guy who kidnapped Sam is??? Apparently not…PLEASE JUST TELL MEEEEEEEEE

“The Time of the Doctor”

Plot Description: The Eleventh Doctor takes the controls of the TARDIS for the last time

This doesn’t feel possible…the end of Eleven felt SO FAR OFF before. WHAT THE HELL. HOW ARE WE HERE ALREADY?!

Always nice to see the Daleks

WHY DO YOU HAVE A CYBERMAN HEAD AS AN ASSISTANT?!

Doc just has the WORST luck right now. He’s unwittingly gone into TWO places carrying detached parts of the enemies there AND Clara’s begging him to pretend to be her boyfriend for Christmas

Clara’s home decorated for Christmas is so charming…why’s the Doctor have to ruin it by forgetting to make it so his holographic clothes are visible to people besides Clara

She…uses the TARDIS to get to restaurant reservations on time and cook and … wtf. The planet is Gallifrey??

Wait. Wait. Wait. The Silence are back?? Of course they are, this is when Eleven regenerates

Mmmmmm. So like. Clara’s clearly uncomfortable with this holographic clothing thing but she’ll apparently forget about it just long enough for the Doctor to hug her from behind and hang on? Come on. That’s just bad writing

Omg what aliens AREN’T going to be in here?? The Daleks, cybermen, silence, now weeping angels? And all quickly escaped from…which is boring

NOT A COMMENT ABOUT MATT’S EYEBROWS. It’s one thing for tumblr to make jokes in the fandom, it’s another to make Clara ask if the Doctor shaved his eyebrows off

“How can a town be called Christmas?” “I don’t knows how can an island be called Easter?”

The crack in Amy’s WALL IS BACK?! Actually I do kind of remember this

Omggg the planet wasn’t Gallifrey. It was TRENZALORE?!

Omg he MADE A HOME ON TRENZALORE?!?! It’s not just his grave but his HOME?! THAT HE FIERCELY PROTECTS?!?! I’m fine. This is fine.

Oh…right. He kind of had to. He sent the TARDIS away with Clara

Oh his cyberman head assistant is dead now RIP Handles

The way there’s a boy who would wait for the Doctor to take him in the TARDIS

There’s so much and yet so little going on…

He says he’d never send you away. He never said he wouldn’t leave…

Ugh, Clara’s mom sucks. Thank god her grandmother is cool. Dad’s a bit of a nothingburger but harmless

So…was the 12 regeneration cycles a thing before Moffat? And if not why’d he write himself into that? Like…the show’s not really going anywhere any time soon

I can’t lie, whenever Matt makes a yell-y speech to the skies, I do feel emotional

So, does twelve redecorate the TARDIS?? Did they build this whole set for like five episodes??

The difference between Ten and Eleven and companions meeting other companions…CLARA DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT AMY. I hate it. All of Ten’s companions made fun of him together. It was great!

Also, like…what a way to make Clara feel so unimportant. I mean…sure, it would have been equally wrong to not include Amy at all but this is just WEIRD. He had a whole moment with a hallucination of Amy while Clara just stood there

And there he isssss. Hello Mr Capaldi!

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Israel carried out a massive military operation in Jenin. Here's what you need to know

Editor’s Note: A version of this story appears in CNN’s Meanwhile in the Middle East newsletter, a three-times-a-week look inside the region’s biggest stories. Sign up here. CNN  —  Israeli forces have concluded their largest-scale military operation in the occupied West Bank city of Jenin in decades, killing at least 12 Palestinians and leaving widespread destruction across the city’s refugee camp. Jenin has emerged yet again as a flashpoint of violence gripping the West Bank. Teenagers are among the dead, and one Israeli soldier died Tuesday, but the Israeli military said that no non-combatants have been killed — although it acknowledged there are civilians among the more than 100 injured. Militant groups in Jenin claimed at least eight of those killed as their fighters. A CNN team on the ground in Jenin on Wednesday saw roads completely torn up, and massive amounts of damage to buildings, homes and cars. Crews were working to restore electricity that had been severely disrupted during the operation. Images on Wednesday showed residents preparing one grave for all 12 Palestinians killed. An Israeli military source said Monday that the operation, which stretched over 48 hours, was the largest in Jenin in more than 20 years. The United Nations secretary-general expressed deep concern and said that all military operations must be conducted with respect for international humanitarian law. As the operation was underway on Tuesday, a driver rammed into pedestrians standing in a Tel Aviv shopping center and proceeded to get out of the vehicle to stab civilians with a sharp object, according to Israeli police who called the incident a terror attack. Eight people were injured, one critically, and the driver of the car was killed by an armed civilian, Israeli police said. Palestinian militant group Hamas, said the driver was one of their fighters, and claimed responsibility for it.

In the early hours of Wednesday, as the Israeli military was withdrawing from Jenin, militants in Gaza fired five rockets toward Israeli territory, which Israel said were successfully intercepted. In retaliation, Israeli air force jets struck what they called Hamas weapons and rockets sites in Gaza. No injuries were reported in Gaza or Israel. The operations came after rising tensions in Jenin and across the West Bank over the past 16 months. Here’s what you need to know: Early on Monday, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) launched its major operation in Jenin, carrying out air strikes by drone and targeting what it said was a “command and control” center for militants in the refugee camp there. That launched the incursion that involved hundreds of soldiers, at least ten drone airstrikes, and bulldozers that Israel says were used to disarm potential explosives buried under the asphalt. It even included tanks on the outskirts of the city. An IDF spokesperson told reporters Monday the operation had been planned for some time, with the goal to dismantle the “safe haven” Jenin has become for militants. At least 50 shooting attacks toward Israelis have emanated from Jenin, the spokesperson said. According to the spokesperson, the IDF entered “every point” of the refugee camp and said at least 120 people were detained. Israeli soldiers dismantled what the IDF said were hundreds of explosives, weapons caches and underground tunnels. Fierce firefights were reported between soldiers and militants. During the operation, thousands of Palestinians fled their homes in the city’s refugee camp, where electricity and water services were severely damaged, according to Palestinian officials. On Tuesday evening, the IDF announced that it was starting to leave the camp. And on Wednesday morning, IDF spokesperson Brigadier General Daniel Hagari told Israeli military radio station Galei Tzahal: “All the forces have left Jenin; we have finished the operation — its goals have been achieved.” But Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the “extensive operation in Jenin is not a one-off.” “We will not allow Jenin to go back to being a city of refuge for terrorism,” he added. The head of Hamas’ political bureau, Ismail Haniyeh, said on Wednesday that Israel “withdrew from Jenin refugee camp with its tail between its legs.” He said that even though there were Palestinian casualties in the city, “the Palestinian resistance has taught the Israeli occupation a lesson. Now it will think twice before attacking the Palestinian people.” Tensions have been high across the West Bank for more than a year, and particularly over the past few weeks. But while this week’s military operations in Jenin were the largest for some time, incursions into the city’s refugee camp have become a feature of life for those who live there. Israel began regularly raiding cities in the occupied West Bank, targeting militants, last year, after a wave of Palestinian attacks targeting Israelis. Much of the focus of these raids has been on the cities of Jenin and Nablus, which the IDF has called militant hotspots. Last year was the deadliest year on record for both Palestinians and Israelis across the West Bank and Israel in more than a decade. The latest wave of violence peaked late last month, when Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villages in the occupied West Bank, in revenge attacks after the killing of four Jewish settlers nearby by Hamas militants. In pictures: Israel's military operation in Jenin Hamas, the leading Palestinian Islamist militant group, said those killings had been in retaliation for an Israeli military operation in the Jenin area on June 19, which left seven Palestinians dead and 91 injured. Eight Israeli soldiers were injured. While the military raids have become a regular feature in the West Bank, there’s been a marked increase in settler violence against Palestinians in recent months, as far-right ministers in Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s government call for unauthorized settler outposts in the West Bank to be expanded and turned into full settlements. After the violence last month, Netanyahu warned Jewish settlers not to “grab land illegally” in the West Bank, as humanitarian bodies raised the alarm over a series of severe attacks on Palestinian villagers. But at the same time, Netanyahu endorsed the expansion of government-approved settlements in the West Bank, which are considered illegal under international law. The uptick in Israel’s West Bank operations takes place with Israel’s most right-wing government in power. It includes cabinet members who have a history of extremist views, particularly on Palestinians. National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir was once convicted for supporting terrorism and inciting anti-Arab racism. Earlier this year, Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich triggered an international outcry when he called for a Palestinian village to be “wiped out” after Israeli settlers were killed there. The rise in tension also takes place amid attempts by the Netanyahu government to pass a contentious judicial reform bill in Israel, which over the last few months sparked some of the largest protests the country has seen. Disagreements over the judicial overhaul plan have caused deep divisions in Israeli public opinion, which analysts have said are often eased amid national security threats. Jenin sits toward the north of the Israeli-occupied West Bank and has officially been under the administration of the Palestinian Authority since 1993. The city houses a tightly packed refugee camp, which has been the focus of this week’s raids. It was established in 1953 for Palestinians who were uprooted from their homes after Israel’s creation in 1948. Decades later, it’s now a built-up area with homes, shops and schools, but it has one of the highest rates of poverty of all of the West Bank refugee camps, according to the UN. The camp is home to more than 17,000 Palestinian refugees in an area that is less than half a square kilometer in size. Inside, there are schools and a health center. But levels of unemployment and substance abuse are high among inhabitants, the UN says. The camp has become a hotbed of armed resistance against the Israeli occupation. Hamas and Islamic Jihad have a major presence there, and members of the Jenin Brigade, a recently formed group, spoke to CNN last year and urged Palestinian leaders to join an armed resistance. Jenin has seen waves of violence over the past two decades. In 2002, during the Second Intifada, or Palestinian uprising against Israel, the camp was occupied by Israeli forces after 10 days of intensive fighting, leaving 400 homes destroyed and a quarter of the population homeless, according to the UN. A UN special envoy to the Middle East, who visited the Jenin refugee camp at the time, described the scene as “shocking and horrifying beyond belief,” the air filled with the smell of decaying bodies. International organizations have expressed alarm. Doctors Without Borders has condemned a lack of medical access for those who have been injured. “Military bulldozers destroyed multiple roads leading to the Jenin refugee camp, making it nearly impossible for ambulances to reach patients,” the group said. “Additionally, Palestinian paramedics have been forced to proceed on foot to reach people in need of desperate medical treatment in an area with active gunfire and drone strikes.” And a UN agency said Tuesday it was alarmed by the scale of the raids. “We are alarmed at the scale of air and ground operations that are taking place in Jenin in the occupied West Bank, and air strikes hitting a densely populated refugee camp,” Vanessa Huguenin, a spokesperson for the UN humanitarian office, told a briefing, according to Reuters. The US State Department is meanwhile “closely tracking the situation in Jenin and the West Bank,” a spokesperson told CNN on Monday. “We support Israel’s security and right to defend its people against Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, and other terrorist groups,” the spokesperson said. “Today’s events further underscore the urgent need for Israeli and Palestinian security forces to work together to improve the security situation in the West Bank. “It is imperative to take all possible precautions to prevent the loss of civilian lives,” the spokesperson said. Read the full article

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1. No the fuck he didn't

2. And you'd also remember that Jason made sure the boat- the buildings he blew up were vacant of civillians. Right???? And no actually it is Ooc for him to do that in Robin 1993.

Because why is the same Jason who even while unhinged- deadset on not selling to civillian kids, doesn't even finish off Tim and Mia, suddenly talking about using children as canon fodder? Why has that Jason lost all braincells?

3. You seriously trying to gaslight me rn? Please go back and read the interview, Daniels also said he hated that Jason had ✨fans ✨

4. Yeah he said the same thing when Morrison wrote Jason 💀

And you might also remember how he ignored every change Morrison made to Jason. Winnick wasn't one to cause drama behind the scenes.

5. Yes! I don't see why you're so hell bent on defending this plot hole, maybe you just like reading Todd stories where he's mischaracterized to prop up other characters, idk, why would he- Jason- while on his personal vendetta against BRUCE is in CALIFORNIA while ignoring his CRIME BUSINESS in NEW JERSEY.

6. Maybe they should fixing that and not mess up flows of stories.

7. Do you think Jason wouldn't know how skilled Batman and Nightwing are that they'd get punked by Amazo 💀

Really now.

And you'd also remember crime rates dropping rapidly when Jason came in, the trope for Jason caring for children comes from when he infact does care for children multiple times and it got attached to his character.

Ah yes, Blüdhaven, you'll remember how when the city blows up, Jason too is horrified and goes quiet. It's only after seeing Bruce's reaction that he starts laughing, it's so he can ✨ Hurt Bruce More ✨

Like he had already been doing! It's really that simple when you have comprehension!

And excuse me he did not kill petty criminals in those 3 issues nor in UTRH's issues.

And I already told you! Shooting Damian when he doesn't know who he is! It's just a gross continuation from Robin #177! Which is why everyone ignores it! Damian AND Jason writers, I don't hate the entirety of BFTC, but there are parts of it that tick me off, sure he can stab a 17 year old Tim if he's 'insane' but shooting Damian- whom he does not know at all is ooc.

And at last. Mate I have read every Jason book in continuity. Yes New 52 only slightly tweaked Jason's character. He went from being someone who never regretted his actions, was unhinged to someone Who was more sane and had actually looked back and regretted his action.

Jason still crawled out of his grave

Check secret Origins #5.

He's still the insane teen he was in Lost Days after he comes back from the pit. The pit didn't do shit, the pit is not even mentioned by Jason! We're shown he went in to recover and then they NEVER say it affected his behavior, because it didn't! Others are aware of Jason's actions in the New 52 & Rebirth continuities as more and more brought back in, and never fail to rub it into Jason. And that's what make him regret it and hate his past more because he knows he did wrong and felt guilt, for all the "Extreme" measures he took. Not killing. New 52 Jason had no qualms against killing those who deserved it. His regrets are attacking those who got in his way and necessarily didn't deserve it. meanwhile Pre 52 Jason didn't regret shit. That's what New 52 tweaked

It's literally impossible to read bat fanfiction because it's all based off those ridiculous fanon tropes that spread like crazy and people take as fucking biblical!!!!! Dick was never a jerk to Jason when he was Robin- they got along because Dick is mature as hell and in one retelling- Jason was a jerk to him!! And when he came back as Red Hood he had literally not a single damn reason to treat Dick like shit! Not a damn one! But he did, didn't he? Cause he's the fucking asshole! How dare you make Dick grovel towards that bastard! Dick has only ever tried to help him! Reached out during his Batman run, over and over! Also- Dick never put Jason in Arkham with Joker just a few cells down???? What the fuck! The Joker and all those other fuckers had been broken out of Arkham by Black Mask already for like the whole run??? Jason went to Arkham after losing to Dick, and Gordon put him in there because One he fucking deserved it, Two the literal circumstances?? And at that point!! Arkham was fucking rehabilitated itself!! By Dick!!! Because Bruce had him go undercover there for real, and Dick was actually tortured there before he got out!! So Dick put in the work to get that shit in order to actually help people!!

Dick never chose Damian over Tim- Tim refused to engage with him over his grief, shut him out, and left of his own devices! He never told Dick his suspicions on why Bruce was alive, never! And Tim is not the one to bring Bruce back either, there's a whole team at that point! Dick learns Bruce is alive through tossing his 'dead' body into a pit and the body comes to life as a zombie. Tim didn't tell him shit! Tim is also not a little crybaby- Damian cutting his line was a fucking blip on the page, he was momentarily shocked, that was it! He put Damian on his Hit List, which is why Damian cut his line. And his first attempt at "murder" is just pushing Tim off the dinosaur statue in the cave, he didn't go all assassin on him! Also Dick wasn't even there the first incident and wasn't told about the second incident. Alfred is the one who gave Damian Robin and Dick accepted him because he saw that Damian needed help! He needed guidance! He didn't fucking fire Tim the way Bruce fired him, and fuck all of you for thinking that Tim or Jason or fucking anyone has more right over Robin than Dick Fucking Grayson! He tried to promote Tim and Tim walked off. How dare yall make Dick fucking grovel towards that bastard!!!

Jason did try to kill all three of them!! Why does everyone just gloss over that like what the fuck??? Why does he get a pass for every shitty thing he's done??? "Bad writing" stfu this is the same dude that without hesitation kills random criminals, people who deal drugs, do you know how many random ass people deal drugs??? Jason doesn't give a single shit about being his own type of hero or saving Gotham his own way, nor do the people think of him as their savior!! Are you people fucking delusional?? I saw a post that said citizens would trust Jason over CASS and I cannot Believe the hallucinations yall are seeing???

It is literally downright impossible to find fics about Dick or Damian or Cass or fucking any of them that doesn't include these literal bullshit fanon takes!!! It's impossible!!! This fandom sucks!!!! You don't even need to go buy the comics, all these popular takes have been debunked right here on tumblr!!!! Also Dick can do literally everything!! He's hypercompetent as hell, die mad about it!! Jason doesn't like Wonder Woman???? Where the fuck did that come from??? Wayne Family Adventures is not real!!! Those people could not BE more out of character!!! Look at Bruce for crying out loud!!! Yall know that man ain't act like that!

Edit: leaving this here in case anyone wonders what my hot take is towards this question I was asked: "have you considered tho, that fanon is more fun..."

Well of course fanon is more fun if you're a fan of Jason or Tim. Fanon actively caters towards those two pasty white boys. Fanon actively shits on Dick and Damian though. And for Dick? He literally never did that shit! It is all made up! It's literal character assassination?? But by the fans?? And for Damian? He was 10!!! He grew up as an assassin! He was actively trying to grow with Dick's help! How can yall see him as the bad guy?? And not the literal bad guy, (Jason), and the 17 teen year old who literally fought him back btw, (Tim), like old boy did not act victimized the way you people portray. And Jesus for Cass? Cass is just a prop in fanon. So what exactly about this should be fun to me? Like seriously.

[tinychusnowflake]

Mixed Fandoms - Incorrect Quotes Part Seven

Daniels- Daniel(Danplan), Dan(Dan and Phil Games), DanTDM(DanTDM)

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Daniel: What's the worst decision you've made while drunk?

Phil: I don't mean to brag, but I don't think I need achohol to make bad decisions.

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Light: *At a restaurant*

Ranboo/Waiter: May I take your order?

Light: Oh my boyfriend's in the bathroom actually.

Ranboo: Do you know what they're having?

Light:

Light: A shit I think?

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Dream: *New to the AOP(ActuallyOddPlan) concept* So what's it like working with these people?

Daniel: Picture the most well-behaved, civilized, quiet working people you can.

Dream: Okay?

Daniel: Now throw that thought out the window.

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Philza: Give me one good reason why you had to stab him.

Techno: Because of what he said.

Philza: *Sighs* What did he say?

Techno: 'What are you gonna do, stab me?'

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Tommy: That's how I always how I got out of escape rooms.

Tommy: If you break enough stuff, they open the door and kick you out.

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Tommy, Tubbo, and Jack: *Doing something stupid*

*Meanwhile*

Ranboo: *Looks distantly out the window*

Michael: What's wrong?

Ranboo: They're doing something reckless, I can feel it.

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Stephen: I would say that I outdid myself, but im always this good. So I simply did myself.

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Gavin: I wish you'd just admit it when you've made a mistake.

Stephen: *Stirring his coffee serenely* I prefer it with salt.

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Tommy: *About the bench bois* We are sophisticated adults, okay?

Tommy: Just last week I purchased a vegetable.

[rodneymckays]

stargate episodes that should have been, part 50: crossover episode set during “the return”! when the sgc loses contact with sg-1 offworld, they send in sheppard and his team of newbies to investigate because colonel reynolds is offworld. they quickly discover sg-1’s whereabouts in one of ba’al’s prisons by being captured and imprisoned themselves. (“sheppard. what are you doing here?” “rescuing you” cam then looks pointedly at the four jaffa guards escorting them to the cell. “…good job.”) sheppard quickly gets to work befriending vala and it’s a good thing daniel is off being a prior right now because you think vala’s bad without sheppard enabling her? meanwhile back at the sgc: walter walks into landry’s office. “sir. sheppard’s team is two hours overdue.” jack, who is also there for some reason (headed to atlantis maybe? or just worried about sam and teal’c) says “are we sure he didn’t just stop for starbucks on the way home and forget to check in?” but nobody laughs. colonel reynolds still isn’t back yet so landry plans to wait until he is back to mount a rescue of the rescue team but major lorne shows up and is like 🥺 so landry agrees to send in lorne’s (actually competent and not new) team. BUT if they get in trouble. no one’s coming. until colonel reynolds gets back. lorne is like that’s fine but i’m gonna need a few more people. carson, because they might be injured. and mckay, because they might need to crack a lock or whatever. landry begrudgingly agrees to this (after another 🥺 and also the convincing argument that neither of them are busy and mckay is probably annoying the other scientists at area 51) so mckay is beamed in and carson is summoned via the intercom. this leads to a very awkward meeting in the gate room because cadman (my beloved) is on lorne’s team. they all go through the gate. meanwhile, in the cell, sheppard is braiding vala’s hair and realizes that one of her hair pins is very pointy and could totally kill a jaffa if given the opportunity. his team of newbies are sulking in the corner after having been yelled at by sheppard, vala, and cam for being annoying about being locked up in a cell by some jaffa, and sam is fiddling with a panel in the wall. sheppard slips the hair pin into his wristband thingy and Waits. he doesn’t bother to tell anyone his plan, so when a jaffa opens the cell door to grab one of the prisoners and immediately gets stabbed in the neck by a hairpin and goes down, the newbies Freak Out. fortunately sg-1 is less surprised and they take all the weapons the jaffa was carrying. vala retrieves her hair pin and grimaces at the blood on it, then puts it in her hair to hold up her nice braid. back to lorne’s team, who are in the woods. rodney is complaining because he doesn’t like the woods (very fair) but lorne points out that at least there’s no iratus bugs in this galaxy. rodney says that there’s also no ronon or teyla in this galaxy, so they’re at a net disadvantage. lorne’s like “yeah, cause ronon could actually get you to shut up” which gets rodney to stop talking and start making indignant noises, that are cut off by the arrival of a party of jaffa. TO BE CONTINUED…

THE RETURN!! MY BELOVED!!!

YES. sheppard & vala would be fast friends!! they're both quite skilled at shenanigans and pigtail pulling (but i think sheppard would silently be in awe of vala's skill level, leagues above his own). also love how sheppard's rescue attempt goes about as well as it usually does, which is not great 😂

CARSON AND MCKAY JOINING LORNE'S TEAM FOR THE RESCUE!!!! and i don't fault landry, i too would cave after one look at lorne's doe eyes. AND CADMAN!!! ofc she would be on lorne's earthside team, she's the best of the best :'))))) and rodney's still not over body sharing i see hu hu hu

sheppard having totally normal thoughts about pointy objects bAH and sg1 being like 'yup. that's our guy. nothing to see here'.

but rodney missing ronon and teyla and complimenting them in the most backwards i-wont-actually-say-i-like-these-ppl-but-i-like-these-ppl way possible!! and lorne bantering with him in their place :')))))

[askdani]

Tales of Dani - Chapter 1 - Newtralized! (Final Part)

The Turtles made their way through the docks, watching the Kraang open a portal for the weapon. “Is that the new weapon they were talking about?” Michelangelo asks. After the weapon fully appeared, the portal closed. The orange masked turtle sighed in disappointment. “Doesn’t look like much.” The weapon then stood up and it was revealed to be a large walker. It towered over the Turtles. Michelangelo says, “Never mind.”

The walker took aim on a crate the Kraang had set up for practice. “Kraang, over here!” one of the droids called out. “Over the direction known as this way!” “Kraang targeting!” The laser from the walker hit the crate and created a large pink explosion. The Kraang that was in front of the crate fell out of what was left of its droid. He screeched and gave a thumbs up. “That is what is known as awesome!” another droid said before saluting to the walker.

Meanwhile, Newtralizer, Slash, and Dani arrived and prepared to make their move. “Raka raka roka raka!” Newtralizer says before turning to the tortoise and teenager. “So here’s the plan, you distract the Kraang, I’ll hijack the walker.” “And we’re supposed to trust you inside that thing?” Slash asks, raising an eye-ridge. Newtralizer responded, “I know how to pilot it, and you don’t have a choice.” He began to climb up the storage crates and managed to take a good look at the walker. “This mission is madness,” Dani whispers, watching the newt. Slash watched him too and growled under his breath. He knew the girl was right. As they leapt into their positions, Slash couldn’t help but regret his decision to join someone like the Newtralizer, and get Dani involved.

Back with the Turtles, Leonardo was looking over at his siblings and was saying, “Here’s the plan-” Suddenly, Newtralizer appeared out of nowhere and was on top of the walker. The Kraang inside it quickly noticed and electrocuted him.

After he fell off the walker, Newtralizer quickly moved aside when the foot of the walker nearly stepped on him. The Kraang fired blasters at him. Slash and Dani entered the battle and attacked the droids. “Slash, Danielle, keep the Kraang busy,” Newtralizer ordered, “I’m going for the walker.” “Kraang, attack all non Kraang. Repeat, attack-” before it could finish, the droid got destroyed.

The Turtles quickly jumped from their positions, joining the fight. Raphael runs straight to the Newtralizer with a battle cry. The Salamandrian hits the turtle with his tail and starts firing lasers at him. Raphael dodges and Newtralizer pulls out his blade, blocking the turtle’s sais from stabbing him. He grabs Raphael by the shell, throws him to the side, and aims his laser at him.

Before he could fire, a figure suddenly attacks Newtralizer from behind and punches him. Raphael is surprised to see who it was. Dani reaches her hand towards him, helping him get up. The only thing she said was “Don’t ask.” Raphael nods, giving her thanks for saving him, but suddenly he shouts, “Look out!” Dani turns a second too late and Newtralizer knocks her. “TRAITOR!!!” he shouts. She tumbles a few feet away, before lying down unconscious.

The Kraang inside the walker was having too much fun blasting at the mutants, that he nearly blasted some of the Kraang droids on the ground. “Kraang, watch out for Kraang!” called one of the droids. The walker stepped over two droids. “Stupid Kraang,” one of them muttered.

Donatello runs on top of one of the crates and throws an electric bomb at the walker. “Here goes nothing!” he says. The antennae of the walker quickly noticed and destroyed the bomb in mid-air.

After fighting Raphael and the girl who just betrayed him, Newtralizer makes his way across the crates and jumps on top of the walker again, this time bending the antennae. Now that the defense system was disengaged, he grabs the Kraang pilot and throws him out of the walker. Newtralizer takes control of the weapon and starts firing at the droids. “Kraang walker has been Kraang-jacked by the alien amphibian!” one of them alerted. “Kraang, retreat! Retreat!”

Newtralizer laughed as his enemies scrambled beneath him. He was having great pleasure destroying and stomping any Kraang in his path, unaware that Slash was fighting the rest of the droids underneath him. The mutant tortoise looked up when he noticed a shadow pass over him. He froze when he saw that the walker’s foot was coming straight for him. Suddenly, he heard a voice shout “SPIKE!!” and was tackled out of the way.

Getting up, Slash looked to see Raphael, his former owner, clutching his head. “You...” Slash said, too shocked to even comprehend what just happened. “You saved me, Raphael...” They duck as Newtralizer shoots at them. “I’ll destroy you all!” he laughs.

Regaining consciousness, Dani slowly gets up to her knees. She sees Slash stand up and teleport himself to the top of the walker. Looking at her teleporter, she presses it and teleports herself to another location. “Raka raka roka raka!” Newtralizer cheered. “What are you doing?!” Slash demanded. “They helped us fight the Kraang!” Newtralizer sneered, “This is my battle! I don’t need them!” Slash growled in anger. He lifted his mace and with a roar, he slammed it into the walker, trapping Newtralizer’s tail. He tried to move, but he was stuck tight. “Slash, how could you, brother?!” “You’re no brother of mine,” Slash responds.

Newtralizer lifts his arm to shoot at Slash. But before he could fire, a shuriken broke his teleporter. Newtralizer looked to see where it came from and saw both Dani and Raphael on top of a crate, grinning. The red masked turtle jumped and landed next to Slash on the walker. Newtralizer moved the walker with a sudden jolt. Slash and Raphael lost their balance and fell off. “Slash!” Dani cried out, Michelangelo doing the same for his brother one second later. He managed to get below Raphael and cushioned his fall. “Caught you, bro,” he says with a groan. Dani teleports herself to where the others were and runs to check on Slash, who got up from where he fell. Seeing that he was okay, Dani sighs in relief.

“Raka raka raka!” Newtralizer  aimed the walker’s laser blaster at the four turtle brothers and the two traitors he called his partners. But before he could fire, someone shouted “GOONGALA!!” and shot explosive hockey pucks at the walker. Everyone turned around and saw that Casey was standing on top of the crate behind them. “Casey? You’re back?” Raphael asks. “I figured I’d wait for you all to be in trouble, and then I’d make an awesome heroic entrance!” Casey smiled. “Pretty cool, right?”

Dani chuckles after hearing the hockey vigilante’s response and runs with the others, charging the walker. She, Leonardo, and Slash attack the feet in an attempt to bring it down. Michelangelo uses his kusarigama chain to wrap around the walker’s legs in an attempt to trip it. But the big machine broke the chain, and the group got cornered.

On top of the crates, Casey dodged out of the way when one of the laser blasts nearly hit him. As he did, he noticed a hole on the walker. Casey smirked. He just found a weak spot. Carefully aiming another explosive puck, he smacked it towards the hole. The puck flew through the hole inside the walker and landed next to a power cell.

Newtralizer laughs, ready to destroy the group, but he suddenly stopped when the walker exploded and burst into purple flames. He frantically pressed his broken teleporter multiple times, hoping to to get free. He then zapped away at the last second before the entire walker exploded in a blast.

“Aw, yeah! You’ve been Newtralized, son!” Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Casey cheered at their victory. Dani couldn’t help but smile as she watched the group celebrate. Maybe the Turtles weren’t so bad after all. “Not bad, Dani!” an excited voice said, interrupting her thoughts. It was Michelangelo facing her with a smile. “You’re like a ninja and Jedi combined!” he continued. “A ninja and a Jedi?” she repeated. “That actually has a nice ring to it! Watch out Kraang, Dani the Ninja Jedi is ready to destroy some droids!” she pulls out her blade and swings it playfully, mimicking the sound of a lightsaber. She paused for a moment and saw that the group was watching her. Michelangelo and Casey were trying to hold their laughs, while Donatello and Leonardo just stared at her with confused faces. Dani laughs nervously and says “... Forget you saw that.” She then turned and saw that Raphael and Slash were having a conversation with each other.

“Thanks, Spike,” Raphael says, quickly correcting himself, “I mean, Slash.” He turns and sees Dani walking her way towards them. “You too, Dani,” Raphael adds, smiling at the teenage girl. “It was nothing,” Dani bashfully replied. Raphael continued, “You know, there’s always room on the team for two more.” Dani shook her head, “I appreciate the offer, Raphael, but I have to pass,” she responded.  He then turned to Slash. The mutant tortoise hesitated for a moment. He also thought about the offer Dani made earlier.

A moment passed and he finally responded. “I need to go my own way. Think I’m... better off solo.” Raphael’s shoulders dropped in disappointment. Dani’s eyes widen, surprised about this decision. “Are you sure?” she asks. “My offer still stands if you’re interested.” Slash shook his head. Dani sighed, sadness shown in her eyes. “Hey, we’ll see each other again,” Slash says, cheering her up. “I promise.” Dani smiles, hope now gleaming on her face. “I knew I made the right choice,” she says. “In what?” Slash asks. Dani’s smile grows wider. “My first friend,” she responds, suddenly giving the tortoise a hug. Slash stared at the top of her head in shock. She was hugging him. Dani was hugging him. His arms rose up to return the hug.

After she pulled away, Dani said, “I should get going. I hope you find what you’re looking for.” With one final smile, she presses her teleporter and disappears, the others watching her.

Seeing that Dani was gone, Slash turned to Raphael. “Goodbye, brother,” he says, shaking the turtle’s hand. “I’ll see you all again someday.” With that, he teleports away. “Goodbye, Spike,” Raphael says sadly. “Don’t sweat it, Raph,” Casey says, skating next to him. “You still got Casey Jones on your team.” “You did awesome, Casey,” Raphael says, smiling at him. “Best partner a turtle could have. “It’s been a long day, guys. Let’s go home,” Leonardo says.

(Meanwhile)

Dani teleported herself to her bedroom at the apartment she lived in. So much has happened. She started fighting the Kraang, she met the Turtles and Casey Jones for the first time, a newt nearly destroyed her, and she finally found a friend. Even though they had to go their own separate ways, Dani knows that someday, she will see Slash again. With that last thought in her head she laid down on her bed and fell asleep, dreaming of adventures that await her. 

(THE END OF CHAPTER 1)