#mean eels

[jangmi-latte]

how are y'all faring now that it's canon that the leech twins' real form is 4 meters (13'2 ft/400cm) long hahaha...haha...ha....fuck

yuu's height is my height so imagine if you're smaller than 5'5 feet ◉⁠‿⁠◉

photo correction it's tweel* not twel tf

[kryptonbabe]

The gay nineties nightmare!

From Plastic Man #2 (1944) by Jack Cole

[trustymikh]

The more I see of the new event, the more it feels like Ingo pulled some fae level trickery on his Chandelure. That's the pokemon that is notorious for killing people by consuming their soul power. And Ingo looked at it and went "surely 'leading people to their final destination' means that it can guide people to the place they want to reach". And his Chandelure just.. rolled with it.

Clearly a sign of great skill on Ingo's part, it's just funny how he managed to redirect the murder lamp into doing something so positive out of its own free will

[hannahvardit]

so luxurious

[aeriona]

Jellyshroom Caves. (total drawing time: 8 hours, 36 minutes)

[unagidon]

Can i interest you in the Eldritch equivalent of a wet dog ?

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

fuck it, Wiggly design

[spending-life-pretending]

Everyone on here always talks about the tangible ways public libraries provide resources to their communities (as we should), but nobody talks about the invisible community reinforcement they provide too. No one talks about the warmth that comes from going to recommend your deep-south library purchase a newly-released, niche queer fantasy and seeing they’ve already added it. No one talks about the validation that comes from the knowledge of what other people in your community are reading. No one I know irl has read Robin Hobb, but when I was reading The Liveship Traders I would check them out from my library and I noticed books from The Farseer Trilogy and Fitz and the Fool were checked out at the same time, and I knew someone else, somewhere my hometown, was just as in love with this story as I was. When you see your favorite books are circulating, it reinforces that you aren’t alone; you aren’t weird; there is a community here even if it isn’t very vocal. I think that’s such an important type of community libraries provide, even if you have to read between the lines (pardon the pun) to see it.

[merakiui]

the trapped in a room trope soft or rough noncon with bully tweels

Omg how unlucky... >_< the last people you want to be stuck in a locked room with are your bullies. For the first hour or so, Floyd's pushing you around, grumbling about how lame this is and demanding you find a way out, or else he'll squeeze you dead. He's so impatient. Jade doesn't seem to mind. He stands by, watching you attempt to stand up for yourself when Floyd's bullying you and relishing in the amusement. Every now and then, he'll join in, all sharp smiles, and kindly suggest you keep trying to escape. "You wouldn't want to upset Floyd now, would you?" :) all with that insufferably polite smile of his!!!!

You thought it couldn't possibly get worst, but then there's writing on the wall saying that the only way to get out of the room is to have sex. Suddenly, the air changes. Suddenly, Floyd and Jade are looking at you more intently. Suddenly, it's no longer "Shrimpy does all the work to get us out." Now it's a team effort...or at least it is for the tweels. You laugh at the wall at first; it's such a crazy thing. There's no way they believe it, right? Surely there's another way to get out. But the twins are looming over you, all creepy smiles and giggles.

"Well, isn't this a fun development?"

"Yeeaah, seems like it, huh? So all we gotta do is fuck and we can leave? Cool. Shrimpy, c'mere for a sec."

T_T you cower in a corner, shaking your head at both of them. Suddenly they seem nicer, sweeter almost? And they talk to you softly, a stark contrast to their insincere behaviors from before.

"There's really nothing to fear, (Name). We want to escape as much as you do. It will only be a few minutes. You're in good hands," Jade promises, a hand held over his heart.

"Yeah! We'll treat ya good, so stop actin' like a lil bitch and lemme hold ya." Floyd's a little less softer than his brother, but his eyes are kind. At least they are for a second before he's glaring at you.

You're so difficult sometimes. Oh, but the fear on your face is a good look...

"Floyd, you're scaring the poor thing half to death." Jade chuckles, hiding a wicked smile behind his fist.

Floyd huffs and straightens his back, stuffing his hands in his pockets. "Not my fault Shrimpy's bein' annoyin'."

One way or another, you're going to end up stuffed full. Floyd gets tired of this back and forth and even Jade's secretly sick of assuring you. Floyd grabs you by the arm and drags you from out of your corner, ignoring the way you struggle and kick and cry. Conveniently, there's a bed in this room and you're shoved onto it, face-first and ass up. Floyd's hand is wrapped snugly around your neck, forcing you into the mattress. You try to squirm, but he tightens his grip and flashes his teeth at you in warning. You know what it means: stop fucking moving or I'll snap your neck.

You have to promise you won't fight back or try to run away (not that you can go anywhere) so that Floyd finally releases you. Jade takes his sweet time undressing you, running his hands over your bare skin and saying the kindest things. "See? There's no need to be so evasive. Why hide yourself from us? You're very beautiful." It's a nice balance between Floyd's cruel teasing. He slaps your ass just to see you flinch and listen to your startled yelps. Honestly, you know better than to look fearful in front of two deep-sea predators. Don't you know fear is so tantalizing to creatures from the Coral Sea? Don't you know it only makes you look even more enticing?

Omg and they spend a long time working you open and toying with your body, bullying you for being such a virgin. Look how much you came from their fingers alone. You're the cutest, most pathetic thing ever, trembling through your orgasms and crying at them. You say you hate them, but then you wouldn't be tightening this much around their fingers or arching your back when they kiss and nip at your neck. It's Floyd's idea to mark you up so everyone knows who you belong to, so that you'll look completely used when you come staggering out of the room after it's unlocked. And Jade would never disagree to such a good idea. >:) aaaa they're really so mean. You can't even try to enjoy it because the minute you do they're poking fun at you.

It's even worse when they're undressed and you're faced with two very big, very thick dicks and woooooo how are you ever going to fit both of them?! It's impossible! You can't! But Floyd grabs you by the hair and pushes your face into his dick, forcing you to take him in your mouth. You're shaking so much. :( you're so scared and his grip is unrelenting. At least Jade's kind enough to pet your head and guide your hand to his dick, patiently assisting you until you find your pace. And you're crying the entire time; your technique is sloppy and inexperienced because you've never given head before and Floyd teases you for it. "Shrimpy's so bad at this!" And Jade agrees like: "Unfortunately, your technique is rather...lacking." They're terrible, and you spend too much time stalling around Floyd's tip that he grabs you by the face and thrusts all the way down your throat. You choke and gag, more tears springing to your eyes, and Floyd wheezes with laughter. Even Jade's amused by the struggle, quietly chuckling on the sidelines.

It doesn't improve when they talk amongst themselves, debating which hole they should get or if they should just try to fit both in at once. Obviously, you flinch at the mention of the latter and the twins pick up on your fear right away, as if it's the potent scent of blood in water. You beg them not to, but Jade's tied your wrists together behind your back and so you can't shove him off even if you tried.

"Course it'll fit," Floyd assures you, ruffling your hair and grinning down at you. He forces your legs apart and jams two fingers in your slick hole. You jolt at the intrusion. "Or maybe not. Shrimpy's super tight."

"Oh? Even after all that thorough preparation?" Jade tilts his head at you.

There's no swaying the twins after they've made up their minds. You have no choice but to brace yourself when they sandwich you, lining themselves up. You keep begging and begging, but it won't do anything. To add even more salt to your wounds, Floyd licks your tears away and Jade swipes them with his thumb.

"Come on, don't be so scared. It'll be fun, Shrimpy!" He pinches your cheeks and pulls your lips up into a forced smile.

"We'll be gentle." It's an empty promise from Jade. Everything he's said since you were trapped has been an empty promise.

They're so big, and the stretch hurts. No amount of lube or slick could prepare you for it. You sob into Jade's shoulder while Floyd bites your neck from behind. It hurts. You want them to stop, but they're not even halfway in yet. They can't stop now! And at some point, pain falls away and is replaced with pleasure. Maybe it's because Floyd's hands are roaming and Jade's kisses are sugary sweet. Maybe it's because you feel so full and there's something so erotically pleasing about that. Or maybe it's because they're paying so much attention to you and it's a different sort of attention than the usual bullying you receive from them.

By the end of it, you're begging for more. Jade and Floyd hope they didn't break you so soon. But even if they did, that's okay. You're still fun even if logical thoughts have been fucked out of your brain. <3

[fistfuloflightning]

reef mermaid and her blue shark husband 💙❤️

[sweetbunpura]

What's your skincare routine?

Vil, grabbing Yuu's face: Your face is looking smoother these days. What are you using on it?

Yuu: Uh... *flashbacks to Jade and Floyd countlessly always pressing their cheeks against Yuu's face in merform* It's a secret...

[silkoodles]

my plans for tonight fell thru so i just stayed home and drew a dumb aftermath for this joke. Mime and PS are just crashing at their place.

[silverskye13]

NEW CHAPTER FROM SKYE “IM NOT POSTING ON FRIDAY” SILVERSKYE

STANDS ON MY SOAPBOX. SCREAMS

Constantly being reminded of how well you write fight scenes. Eating them up like cookies. The lights and the movement and the sounds all come to me so vividly and it makes me SO happy.

What an excellent chapter what a way to make me cry

As it turns out, I am not a knight! So I am allowed to lie :) just a little, as a treat, sometimes

I am sorry for the tears! But! Thank you for your kind words! I have! So much fun! Writing fight scenes! They are so so cool and important and fun, and are awesome literary tools when I can poke and prod them into the right places.

[pcktknife]

i LOVE when people talk like splatoon characters casually. 'oh my cod'...'for eel' i love you splatoon fans

[facetsofthecloset]

I love how much Mr. Pin and Mr. Tulip are foiled by being in the wrong genre

They’re trying soooo hardddd to be mobsters and they keep being messed up by monsters 😝

[horse-plinko]

Why can't anti Noah be evil? Regular Noah wasn't (technically) evil... 👀 I'm just saying.

#makeantinoahevilplease #mysoulneedsit

While it would be really cool the whole thing abt anti Noah is that he is just genuinely sickeningly sweet, he is just like that

BUT I am not against the idea, I’ve drawn it like once and I do plan on drawing it more, it’s not anti Noah behavior in my eyes but villain Noah is also my favorite Noah trope so it’s inevitable