#mean!cregan

[dipperscavern]

idk if i’ve. sent an ask about this already and ignore this if i have i think i did but i’m gonna pester you about it anyways. i think we need to talk abt young and annoying mean!cregan (from that one ask i sent during the event). i need to talk about it. so many thoughts have been marinating… soaking even…

also i miss you lowkey… why do we kinda have a parasocial relationship…

- the ponderers pondering rot is debilitating

no because i have deadass been missing you too but i didn’t wanna be all weird like “ponderer wya the kids miss you”, so TECHNICALLY ☝️ it isn’t parasocial because ily

anyways! mean cregan stark….. young & annoying mean!cregan… who frustrates and annoys you so bad on purpose — but you can’t help your aching desire for him. and you feel embarrassed for wanting him, too, until you begin to think about why he takes time out of his day to be horrible in the first place

- let’s rot together

[the-fatal-impact]

Jace: Your grace. Lady Jeyne Arryn has pladged her support in exchange for a dragon to guard the Vale.

Rhaenyra: And what about Lord Stark?

Jace: Tall, handsome and dreamy!

Jace: Wait, I mean…

Jace: Lord Cretan Stark has promised 2000 men…

Rhaenyra: Oh, please! Tell me more!

[faebobaggins]

“cregan and jacaerys took a liking to each other. they drank together, hunted together, trained together, and swore an oath of brotherhood, sealed in blood.”

[drakaripykiros130ac]

Delusional minds: “Aegon killed Rhaenyra, so the Greens won the Dance.”

The opera is not over until the fat lady sings.

The Black armies completely obliterated the Green armies in the final battle of the Dance: The Battle of the Kingsroad.

How can one claim that Rhaenyra’s death signified the end of the Dance when other battles followed?

Armies win wars, just fyi.

And after the Queen’s death, the Blacks rallied behind Rhaenyra’s son, Aegon, the true king.

The Battle of the Kingsroad left the Greens without an army and so the war was finished. The Lads, Lord Cregan Stark and Lady Jeyne Arryn were all marching to King’s Landing to depose the false king and crown Rhaenyra’s son.

Victory belongs to the Blacks (as confirmed by GRRM himself).

[atopvisenyashill]

every time someone does “valyrian culture was more egalitarian than andal culture” discourse i point to the fact that jaehaerys invented the doctrine of exceptionalism and was an evil misogynistic menace to every woman he knew, how visenya was not the ruler of their house despite being older, and how the vale which is STEEPED in andal culture & chivalry & the seven regularly has their houses ruled by women in a way that almost no other region outside of dorne has ntm having the ONLY ruling lady of a paramount house INCLUDING VALYRIAN AND FIRST MEN HOUSES and also i start shrieking

[thevelaryons]

Jace + Alyn

↳ parallel affairs

[shesalittlelost]

Hotd is just not team black centric enough for me to give two fucks about it but I'm disappointed coz I've been waiting for it since the first time it was announced. Too much greenies is such a turn off. Nobody cares!! We need more of the best and cuntiest Targaryens not the lewser group.

[3lisiaowo]

How do you rank got men?

What are we going based on?? Looks?? Sadness in their eyes?? How I view them in generel?? Gotta be a bit more specific bestie

Jk, here's them in order based on just how much I like them in general. Did top ten cuz there's too many hotties to choose from. Lmk if you want a more serious one, I gen can't tell what you wanted me to rank them based on lmfao

1. Jon Snow

Not much to say there, he's pretty and got sadness in his eyes, also 100% bbg 🤷‍♀️

2. Tormund Giantsbane

He's silly and big. What more could you want? He also gives the best hugs, you cannot tell me otherwise.

3. Cregan Stark

Whilst technically from HOTD, it's the same universe so idc. He's hot and id let him go down on me.

4. Eddard Stark

Literally all the Stark men are hot. I can't not add them all.

5. Robb Stark

Again, Stark men = hot

6. Samwell Tarly

Look, he's a cutie patootie, okay?? I'd let him read books to me whilst I curled into his side.

7. Ser Davos Seaworth

He's daddy. That's all I need to say.

8. Stannis Baratheon

Again, Daddy.

9. Roose Bolton

Okay, hear me out. I could wipe that look of stoicness off his face in an instant. Get rid of Ramsay and I'll be on this man's dick.

10. Renly Baratheon

I'd gossip with him over wine and grapes any day.

[onebrainsel]

I've been on a hotd kick lately. Love to hate it, hate to love it. It's a mess, but I'm entertained.

I kind of want to take part in the fandom more actively, instead of just lurking in my favorite tags. But joining new fandoms can be a headache, especially when they're as big and full of drama as hotd currently is.

It's a good thing I'm too busy to actually do it, delaying the inevitable here.

[coveredinsun]

[ladysnows]

META   + sara's relationship with duty and how that ties into cregan?

i'm the most asdfghjkl excited to gab about these two and more importantly how that fits into sara's own personal views of what true duty means. to do that i'll have to first unpack the importance of their relationship itself... cregan does go through a lot at a fairly young age he not only loses his brother but also becomes lord of winterfell fairly young and has to wrest that status from his own uncle. then lo and behold he gets married, loses his wife to child birth, and has to take care of not only winterfell but a newborn son. starks, more than most families, place a very deep value upon familial bonds - particularly the one between siblings. we also know that starks have a tendency to treat bastards better than most, what we hear of them is how much ( even in little accounts ) cregan truly loved his sister. when he believed jace could have sullied sara he flew into a rage and nearly killed him.

there is somewhat of an age gap between them but not necessarily a substantial one. that would factor in to him trusting her to take care of winterfell when he isn't there, his time is split between the wall and the care of his people back home, where his son also is. he needed someone he could trust to not only keep the north safe alongside him but rickon, his heir. he puts a lot of open trust in his sister and it never seems to factor in that she is a bastard.

sara is afforded the same respect and love by cregan he would give to anyone in his family. all the same choices as well.

so that's unpacked. them. because that is vital to duty. it is her privilege to serve for her brother. it's quite literally the beating heart of who sara is. and that duty exists because he's never treated her any less. in fact it's rarely spoken of that she is even a bastard except briefly.

the origin of duty for sara also begins with knowing her own family history. she believes the legends, she believes in the night's watch, and takes sending men to the wall as seriously as cregan or any other person. she also views the north as the most important part of westeros for what they sacrifice and the oaths they keep to the continued safety of the kingdom.

[dipperscavern]

Dip. Dipster. Dippy-dappy-doo-da-day. My King. My Queen. My Liege. Funky little court jester.

Cregan has a thing for big (fat) girls, pass it on.

-chonky anon who definitely knows what she's talking about and definitely isn't projecting- WHO SAID THAT!?

“funky little court jester” thank you so much. my highest regarded title… call me mushroom if you will. ANYWAYS

i actually had a thing in my drafts about this (a small thought i had at 2am that i forgot to elaborate on) so i guess you’re just reading my mind huh. BECAUSE YES. CREGAN HAS A THING FOR BIG GIRLS. “pass it on” AND HERE I AM

cregan would adore every part of you, no matter shape or size. but, he can’t deny the feeling that stirs in him when his wife has some extra flesh on her bones. bodies like yours are desired in the north, critical in keeping yourself warm & a sign of being well fed. plus, your body is ideal for having kids. walk with me here.

your hips, with a cushy layer of flesh that are just perfect for them to bounce on. soft, big tits that look so full with milk for you & cregans pup. the sight of it drives cregan crazy. whenever you interact with kids he feels like a madman, wanting to do nothing more than pull you to your shared chambers and breed you.

and, in case you were wondering, no. your weight is never a problem. cregan can still manhandle you into any position he wants. can still move you around anywhere he needs to, can still help you/lift you from your horse, definitely still throws your legs over his shoulders. & he thinks your chubby cheeks are the cutest

[the-fatal-impact]

Nobody:

Westerosi historians: Lord Cregan Stark and Prince Jacaerys where such a good friends✨✨💖💖

[jilyandbambi]

I still only care abt the Starks lmao

[mummer]

"sara snow" as if that could have ever been a real name. get real. That is a drag name

[apothe-roses]

HotD crackships and rarepairs: Larys Strong and Cregan Stark

Though Cregan Stark had made it his duty to administer justice in the name of the king, he found himself conflicted when it came to Larys Clubfoot. Though the man was obviously guilty of poisoning Aegon the Elder, he had grown a soft spot for the cripple.

Made this for you @valeskafics