#me: this is whats uo

[gorgynei]

reunited

[sockdooe]

I don’t know if maybe it’s just me, but is anyone else seeing a rise of people claiming that they could do a better rewrite of Voltron and then immediately say they’d make K/L cannon or Adash/ canon?

I don’t know about anyone else but I genuinely don’t think making ships canon would make the show better.

In fact I think It’d make it worse.

And considering shiro isn’t even mentioned in these and if he is it’s just to be Keith dad…. Is telling.

[mothinabottle]

Imagine. Imagine a new ritual in-game where the temple tries to convert a demon PC back to a normal human again. Like some type of shit involving a high rank temple member cumming inside PC 7 times (Because 7 is the holy number supposedly? Jajsjajsja)—Preferably Jordan

Spoiler: It doesn't fucking work. This is just an excuse to have porn with plot, ok??? I am at my wit's end cuz I haven't been able to draw Jordan in a GOOD while and I just need them???

I NEED YURI SEX, YAOI SEX, WHATEVER THE FUCK IS AVAILABLE WITH JORDAN 😭

[tiyoin]

I'm gonna throw up omg 😭 forget everything else, get this event in EN stat!

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

acuérdate iteration of my reaction

OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST EVENT EVER DOTTY IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR IT TO DROP ON THE ENGLISH SERVES

do you think we’re gonna meet vil’s dad??? CAUSE I WANNA SEE WHAT VIL WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A DILF

god i’m think such.. thought about that azul that i’m actually calm enough on the outside to type normally. that’s when you KNOW i’m bad

cause he’s just - HES JUST SO

MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS ‘i want- need to suck his dick. ITS A MUST AT THIS POINT’

HES SO FUCKING FINE

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE GIVING OLD RICH GUY

AZUL ASHENGROTTO AASU L ASHENGROOTOT OH MY GOD

WILL HE EVER STOP BEING SO FUCKABLE??? WILL HE EVER STOP BEING SO DAMN FINE CAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I WILL KNAW AT AND ON HIM LIKE A FUCKING HYENA TO A BONE, THIS MAN HAS DONE SOMETHING PRIMAL IN ME THAT I CAN NOT EXPLAIN

[mitski-slope]

qm i too insane . is my swag too different . pls lmk

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking evil thoughts (best friend’s brother trope)

[statementlou]

Re: your bizarre anon, Louis is so hot BECAUSE he is not tall or huge and yet has such intense charisma!!! That's EXACTLY why I am dying and my ovaries are exploding every time I see him around taller and bigger men!!!!!

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! Some of us LIKE THAT ACTUALLY some of us DO NOT FIND BIG GYM DUDES HOT TBH

[niftukkun]

NEW RAIN WORL TRAILER DROPPED. WHY BACKGROYND MOVING??? BACKGROUND ELEMENTS. FUCKING HELLO??????

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THANG. WEIRD FUCKIN LEGGED GUY.

IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

[gayofthefae]

Here's the thing about season 3. Nothing was a secret. There was no lining or buildup. They cleared up the miscommunication in episode 4 and she stood by breaking up with him anyways.

From there, just like I say about Will's feelings being unreciprocated, the problem is unactionable, so there's no lesson and nothing for us to root for.

Mike wants to get back together with El. She knows that. Nothing happens.

The L bomb was dropped as a false sense of momentum, because there actually wasn't any because him not saying it wasn't the problem so it shouldn't be the solution. Usually you have pining. Think the full season breakup story they did the following season:

There was pining. There was investment from US. Because there was setup for confession. Because something was withheld to be revealed. "You know I really like you but you don't know I love you" does not count. Lucas didn't know Max wanted to get back together. They had been broken up long enough and Lucas was respectful enough that Max couldn't be sure either. That setup investment for the notes passing scene. That set up his NERVES in it. That set up me being excited when I saw their first kiss in her 4x04 happy memories sequence. And satisfied to have predicted the Snow Ball as her happiest memory. If Max had known he definitely wanted to get back together as soon as she was ready again and wasn't going to move on at all, there would be no stakes.

Mike wanted to be with El. Then she didn't want to be with him. She can't have the nerves of confessing to him she wants to get back together because she already knows he does. He can't have the nerves of confessing he wants to because he already has. And they didn't establish them as friends solidly or for long enough like they did by establishing that Lucas and Max had ALREADY broken up as opposed to a 6 day breakup arc to make it so that they became unsure of what they once knew to me true of getting back together. Severity of wording changed and El loves romantic tropes in movies so it had influence but really:

Mike had no information to add that El didn't already have. El had nothing stopping her giving Mike information as soon as she had it. There were no stakes. So I didn't care. Whatever happened, cute. That was my thought process. But I had no real investment anymore, unlike when they were building to confession or fighting to get back to each other, because I knew as soon as she wanted to get back together they just automatically would be. So if you, like you were meant to, believed that Mike loved El and knew that she knew that, that scene where she said it back was cute. But not satisfying.

There is nothing to be resolved. We're watching events take place sequentially. Because when there are no stakes, there's no real goal either. Mike invented one for himself because he was uncomfortable with the idea of how comfortable he was broken up.

Tldr: Mike and El's relationship had no secrets and therefore no stakes or opportunity for confession in season 3. El telling Mike she loved him was cute, but not a "confession". Because, just like Mike telling her he loves her in 4x09, if we (think we) know how the other person is feeling and will react, we can't at all invest in the feelings of nervousness or satisfaction that the confessor is feeling.

Season 3 and 4 uninvested us by feigning plots in which they gave us no new information. And bored us. If you know exactly how a scene will play out all but exact wording, you will space out because you can. A writer never wants you to be able to space out and miss nothing. (Until they don't want you to miss what's happening when they take it away)

[alexanderpearce]

may he never see this but i was telling an english major friend of mine about catullus' invective poetry today and he just straight up didnt believe me at first like he said i was making fun of his lack of classics knowledge by saying that they would ever say I will sodomise you and facefuck you And Oh Memmius, well and long and slow you skullfucked me supine with that whole beam. like he said that shit!!!!

[vitamin-zeeth]

rise of the nutters ollie and emma flat breakup scene my beloved

[littleplantfreak]

thinking about umemiya’s special pork soup….

[jacqcrisis]

Got Chili two new dog beds for Christmas cause one is a year old and grungy despite multiple washes and the other one was in the car which she threw up on while we were on route to daycare so I tossed it since it would've sat in my car fermenting while I was at work- ANYWAYS

They came today, but since I was on my lunch, I only had time to open one. Chili watched me get it out of the packaging and the second I let her sniff it, she ripped it out of my hands and proceeded to shake the thing twice her size like a stuffie. She then seemed to realize what it was, left the bed flat on the ground, went and grabbed her actual stuffed toy to then immediately sploot out over the new bed to chew on it, tail wagging like crazy.

Needless to say, success.

[crustyfloor]

Till head pat gif just for you

PSHS GEOSPIRAL HE'S SO SQUISHABLE AWWWWWWWW

*takes this and runs away into the sunset laughing maniacally*

[arolesbianism]

GUYS.

New dupe real! Also new pod????? Olivia is that you girlie speak to me

[chefbeepo]

"Badassitron"

"Uh, guys? This isn't good"

"Raise ur hand if you have wave in your name"

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