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i was talking to rpf girl about dyke nixon today. WE TALKED SO MUCH ABOUY EVERUTHING shes awesome... sigh... i wish she was more into the idea of Going Out Side. like i understand being a hermit but come onn... play with me
we talked about girls we liked today😏 and she rold me shes never been in a relationship etc etc and didnt know what to expect or what she even wanted. but we did talk abt the girls we like on the telly... and she watches like house of dragon stuff AND SHES NUMBER 1 SUPPORT WOMENS WRONGS i love her actually shes so me... i showed her pictures of the ladies i like and i struggled breathing I ACTUALLY GO CRAZY LOOKING AT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. but yeah... we talked so much... like 3 hours... shes awesome and so so cute... and she likes the ginger ladies😏 SOOOOO TRUEEEE GIRL HIGH FIVE
#txt#i told#her abouy my relationship woes#i dodnt share any names rhough#BUT SHE COMPLAINED ABT BOOKTOK INSANITY AND STUFF TO ME... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. GIRL. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TOO.#and she told me abt vlad the impaler & his brother & extended family etc etc etc and more abt romanian history and her family TELL ME#EVERYTHING.#TELL ME IT ALL#TALK ABT COMMUNISM WITH ME EVERY DAY FOREVER.......#i feel like we really broke ground today#AND SHES THE ONE WHO STARTED TALKING TO ME FIRST!?!?!?!?#i sat down and was abt to pull out my phonw to read but she went#'guess what i did' <- cringing#me: oh what😳#her: logged back into my old deviantart...#I SCREAMED. and thats what started us talking for ages today#it was kind of awesome.#<- lie#it was EXTREMELY awesome#and heehee :) awwwww shes jusy so cute#AND EVEN RHOUGH MY FREAK/CRINGE LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS COMPARED TO HER... SHE DOESNT MIND IT... SHE DOESNT MIND ME...#AND WE BOTH GET TO TALK ABOUT THE STUFF WE WANT TO TALK ABOUY BECAUSE WE BOTH ASK QUESTIONS AND CARE ABT WHAT THE ORHER IS SAYING
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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I like to think that the only reason Otto doesn't flirt with Branch is because he considers Branch too young for him but not like in a "oh sweetie I'm too old for you" type of way but in a "Ew who let this 16 year old in" type of way. Like Otto seems like the type to absolutely despise kids in public spaces, and even tho Branch his NOWHERE considered a child, Otto still treats him like that. Aka, "Why did they even let you in here?" "I'm 25."
Otto isn't scared of the bros... He's scared of Poppy 😳 ... but don't give him too much credit
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#brozone#trolls oc#trolls oc otto#Branch trolls#he said “4 of you have been inside me what are you gonna do if i flirt with branch WHAT ARE U GONNA DO??? 😼😳”#“oh so now suddenly we care? about branch? were HERE for branch? right 🤨 uh huh...”#........ ....... maybe i should delete those tags .......#( <- we know i wont 🙊)#otto said “switching to cougar mode”#any...way....
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Hmmm 🤔?
BONUS:
#Big Man bringing all the bois to the yard cuz his milkshake is—😳 oh my what am I saying???#Let the Ray date his bois and daddies#hope yall enjoy this since some expressed how yall like how I draw BM#big man#mr coco#gnarly eddy#gnarly eddy and nails#mr grizz#splatoon 3#splatoon#You know the stereotype of shippers shipping two characters together because they're hot#mhmm yeah thats me drawing all of these#gosh golly BM is so hawt and the rest of his harem suitors#Should I draw BM with Spyke; Bisk and one of the jellyfish merchants???#lol his types are merchant lads unless ya tell me otherwise#big man splatoon#mr coco splatoon#gnarly eddy and nails splatoon#mr grizz splatoon
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04/07/13, Nuerburg - Daniel Ricciardo and Sebastian Vettel attend a press conference during the run-up to the 2013 German Grand Prix
📸 by Lars Baron (edited)
#these pictures have what.. could be defined as.. a chokehold on me..#1. THE HANDS IN THE FIRST PHOTO (NO TATTOOS???)#2. the jawline oh 😳😳😳😳😳#daniel ricciardo#sebastian vettel#german gp 2013#f1#formula 1#f1 edit
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points at you. L deathnote in a skirt
#death note#l lawliet#anytime i wear a skirt i go ohhhh ohohoho ohh boy i Have To draw someone in a skirt Right Now#this is bc skirts r so shape. and so cute. and i think they’re cool and there is zero (0) other reason for me drawing ppl in skirts so much#anyway day one dnkinktober i am Coming For You.#this is but mere practice for the genius i have planned ohohoho oh Yes *rubs my hands together evilly* heheh you have no idea what#is coming 😈 mwuhahahahaha (<-evil laughter. bc i’m feeling evil. and genius. i’m an evil genius)#okay i’m normal now…...or am i? 😏😳
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i thought he was joking 😭
#on our first date we were so awkward#we walked around for hours barely even looking at each other#and when we got to this bench he said#why aren’t we holding hands yet? give me your hand#so whenever we go there we recreate that little moment#yesterday i literally said#haha and when you propose to me you’ll be like why aren’t we married yet? give me your hand#and he was like stoooop#(because that’s what he was actually about to say)#and then he got on one knee and i was like oh haha very funny#and then he took out the ring 😳#it was so funny and so us#diary#wedding tag
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Constantly wondering why he knew this. Did he spy on Skwisgaar? Does he usually spy on Skwisgaar? Is this a thing Toki does? Why is he smiling so hard about it also? Toki what's going on???
#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#it just haunts me you know??#oh i dont think hes gonna be here for a while 🤭 he have a very big night with 😳 very huge fan 😏#like seriously whats happening toki#are you a peeping tom#basu post#shoutout to nathan for asking about skwisgaar also
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what about crop top!kit w a lower back tattoo…
like maybe something like this …
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO U THINK UR DOING??!?! COMING FOR ME LIKE THIS??!? WHAT THE FUVK WGAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
#OH U KNOW WHAT UR DOING#THIS IS MAKING ME GO FERAL HOLY SHIT#WAS NOT EXPECTING YO BE HIT WITH A BACK TATTOO!KIT HC TODAY#BUT IT REMINDS ME OF AN AMAZING FIC I READ ONCE OOOF#THANK U FOR THIS😳#I WILL NOW NEVER SHUT UP.#kit herondale#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc#asks
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goodness, what happened this past month?! one moment i was simping for some pretty pink-haired German fella...then i blacked out, and woke up with a guitar-head, a TV-head, and a serving embodiment of music played by Jinkx Monsoon 😭💖💖
#there's still plenty of time left in the year. and i can't wait to see what other blorbos rear their heads#but in terms of kuntenserven i think this has been quite an excellent time 😳💖💖💖#this is why i'm terrified to respond to any of your asks today YOU KEEP SENDING ME CHARACTERS TO LOVE 😭😭😭#maestro#mr puzzles#nordic bunny#siegfried von schroeder#doctor who#smg4#shred force#zigfried von schroeder#yu-gi-oh!#dw#shredforce#ygo#jinkx monsoon#starleskatalks
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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au
#kaishin#i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH#but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN#yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor#i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER#also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc#i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee#also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH#also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs#thats why im just yapping here LOL#might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk#yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles#ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW#but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee#akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE#OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU#anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW#oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO#kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene#anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love#ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO#AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE#oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear#ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO#the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same#you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳
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Everything about you has devoured me
#(Johan handwriting) Help! the Lunge/Tenma shipper inside me is getting bigger#kenzo tenma#heinrich lunge#I won't add main fandom tags since this is so shippy#anyhow the evolution of their dynamic is really interesting to me so what if they kissed 😳#i dont actually have an AU or context for this illustration though#so I'm not sure why I felt the need to overwork the colouring but oh well.. I realized too late that monochrome doesn't suit it
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starting my curator!geto fic officially now! <3
#really want it to sound artistic bc obvi he’s an artist/art curator so i HOPE that comes through 😭#also finally got the name of the fic down! i was lamenting for ages bc i couldn’t think of anything that was art-inspired#and then i listened to a song and in the lyrics… There It Was… shining like a beacon of light <3#(funny bc the name has ‘shadow’ in it)#also by alter-ego you’ll see what i mean once i write more of the fic i promise that part will make sense 😭#kenjaku exists in this fic almost like an Entity he’s not actually a person in this fic#it’s a no-curses au! just wanted to play w different facets of suguru’s personality is all :3#why aren’t tags saving#oh now you save you bitch.#ANYWAYS.#editing me here: i’m already reworking this intro so it’s more descriptive and less choppy#but it’s hard bc i wanna use a bunch of descriptors but i don’t want it to be CLUNKY 😭 intro is beating my ASS rn#kenjaku has me against the ropes 😩🫦#ignore the lipbite or don’t… but omfg… maybe I’M the tortured artist 😳😳😳 suguru step aside#double edit: the newer vision is so much better omfg i’m kinda gagged…#snippets#personal
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They are crazy for that
#oh the chokehold oh oh you guys#me the entire thing fully knowing there was no way there wasn’t a Laurent cameo but also me the last 10 secs like:😭🙏💀🤪🥺🥸🥺😰😳🤯#SICK WHAT DOES THID ALL MEAN OH YOU GUYS OH#WHEN THE CHARACTERS PLAY MIND GAMES OH DRIVES ME SICK#I love this show sm I have so many thoughts I will spam I know it has mixed reviews but I am too attached I loved it sksksks#great pretender#anime#Laurent#Dorothy
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truly at the end of the day its all about receiving validation
#<- was having a lot of fun drawing fat william till he stopped to think about what other people might think#<- very important that people like him just as much as i do#<- incredibly important (i love him so much and his character is so much more nuanced than the fandom ever gives him credit for#and he already gets shat on way too often by people who don't understand what they're talking about)#truly the amount of hate based around him being a murderer is insane. Brother he's not a real life murderer. he's not going to#come out of the screen and hurt you#I NEED PEOPLE TO AT LEAST LIKE HIM A LITTLE BIT *bursts into tears*#and i need validation#and getting people to simp for him and think oh hes hot 😳 is one of the easier and more entertaining ways to get nice comments#what i lack in skill and talent i can make up for in character design and suggestive subtext right?#ugh#i dunno it feels like the only way to get people to say sometjing nice about my art sometimes#don't get me wrong i adore drawing him slutty but. ougggghhhhhh#hope it doesnt sound like im implying he's less attractive if hes fat personally i think hes hot as fuck#its mostly about stupid ass conventionally attractive shit#and also that people get bullied for portraying him fat... That too#anyways#im normal again now#toxi.txt
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I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"
and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE
#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone'#'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you'#im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand#ken will you do the honor of being my malewife#my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife#i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳#love notes#💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-#the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky#bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP#nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things#every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD#hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie#someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES#i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach#margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert#while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile#and then snap out of it when the sun rises#i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand#god i love these interviews im having a field day#ALSO in the beginning of the interview#margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?'#and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ#and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'#love notes: ken ♡#love notes: barbie ♡
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