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i was talking to rpf girl about dyke nixon today. WE TALKED SO MUCH ABOUY EVERUTHING shes awesome... sigh... i wish she was more into the idea of Going Out Side. like i understand being a hermit but come onn... play with me
we talked about girls we liked today😏 and she rold me shes never been in a relationship etc etc and didnt know what to expect or what she even wanted. but we did talk abt the girls we like on the telly... and she watches like house of dragon stuff AND SHES NUMBER 1 SUPPORT WOMENS WRONGS i love her actually shes so me... i showed her pictures of the ladies i like and i struggled breathing I ACTUALLY GO CRAZY LOOKING AT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. but yeah... we talked so much... like 3 hours... shes awesome and so so cute... and she likes the ginger ladies😏 SOOOOO TRUEEEE GIRL HIGH FIVE
#txt#i told#her abouy my relationship woes#i dodnt share any names rhough#BUT SHE COMPLAINED ABT BOOKTOK INSANITY AND STUFF TO ME... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. GIRL. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TOO.#and she told me abt vlad the impaler & his brother & extended family etc etc etc and more abt romanian history and her family TELL ME#EVERYTHING.#TELL ME IT ALL#TALK ABT COMMUNISM WITH ME EVERY DAY FOREVER.......#i feel like we really broke ground today#AND SHES THE ONE WHO STARTED TALKING TO ME FIRST!?!?!?!?#i sat down and was abt to pull out my phonw to read but she went#'guess what i did' <- cringing#me: oh what😳#her: logged back into my old deviantart...#I SCREAMED. and thats what started us talking for ages today#it was kind of awesome.#<- lie#it was EXTREMELY awesome#and heehee :) awwwww shes jusy so cute#AND EVEN RHOUGH MY FREAK/CRINGE LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS COMPARED TO HER... SHE DOESNT MIND IT... SHE DOESNT MIND ME...#AND WE BOTH GET TO TALK ABOUT THE STUFF WE WANT TO TALK ABOUY BECAUSE WE BOTH ASK QUESTIONS AND CARE ABT WHAT THE ORHER IS SAYING
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it ����” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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The Heart Killers Trailer | Kantbison + UNHINGED
CURRENT CAUSE OF DEATH.
I'm sorry - they did not prepare us for this. BDSM??? A 500-Days-of-Summer DANCE NUMBER?! THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO INSANELY DERANGED AND CHAOTIC, I LOVE THAT FOR THEM.
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#THK#kantbison#firstkhao#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#so kinky#so frisky#such an insanely spicy combination of all things good#FK really said 'ohh you ain't seen NOTHING yet'#HO it up kings!#pretty sure i took the roof off with my garbled shrieking/squawking#me: b****slapped by a trailer#khao's sex face and noises 😳#sweet + fluffy when outdoors#steamy + wild behind closed doors#in the famous words of khao: SECURITY!#jojo knows what's UP#OKAY BUT IMAGINE THE FK GOOSEBUMPS THEY HAD#there better be extensive BTS of these two giggling and gooping#they really are gonna be half naked A LOT hey?#NO complaints#remember how shy they were during the eclipse and NOW LOOK#jojo be like: what haven't we seen FK do yet? oh i know!
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thinking about timkon absolutely inscrutable flirting. like tim, being tim "foot in mouth, all the way to the ankle" drake, will often just say some mildly insane shit, and kon, because he is kon, is always unfortunately like 😳🥺🥰😊 about it, so tim thinks hes some kind of god of flirting. nobody else subjected to witnessing them thinks that.
#rimi talks#tim#kon#timkon#im talking about ''if you were a monster i'd mash you'' levels of hey tim what the hell?#''tim do you think i should wear this skirt?'' ''...no.'' ''oh. okay. lemme go change--'' ''WAIT NO IM TRYING TO HIT ON YOU!!'' ''#and then kon is going oh 😳😳😳👀👀👀 ohhhh oh ooohhh tiiimmm you mean you want me to NOT wear the skirt???#and tim honestly thinks he saved it. like he fumbled but he brought it back.#he did not. kon is just that far gone for him. it's painful to watch
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I like to think that the only reason Otto doesn't flirt with Branch is because he considers Branch too young for him but not like in a "oh sweetie I'm too old for you" type of way but in a "Ew who let this 16 year old in" type of way. Like Otto seems like the type to absolutely despise kids in public spaces, and even tho Branch his NOWHERE considered a child, Otto still treats him like that. Aka, "Why did they even let you in here?" "I'm 25."
Otto isn't scared of the bros... He's scared of Poppy 😳 ... but don't give him too much credit
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#brozone#trolls oc#trolls oc otto#Branch trolls#he said “4 of you have been inside me what are you gonna do if i flirt with branch WHAT ARE U GONNA DO??? 😼😳”#“oh so now suddenly we care? about branch? were HERE for branch? right 🤨 uh huh...”#........ ....... maybe i should delete those tags .......#( <- we know i wont 🙊)#otto said “switching to cougar mode”#any...way....
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points at you. L deathnote in a skirt
#death note#l lawliet#anytime i wear a skirt i go ohhhh ohohoho ohh boy i Have To draw someone in a skirt Right Now#this is bc skirts r so shape. and so cute. and i think they’re cool and there is zero (0) other reason for me drawing ppl in skirts so much#anyway day one dnkinktober i am Coming For You.#this is but mere practice for the genius i have planned ohohoho oh Yes *rubs my hands together evilly* heheh you have no idea what#is coming 😈 mwuhahahahaha (<-evil laughter. bc i’m feeling evil. and genius. i’m an evil genius)#okay i’m normal now…...or am i? 😏😳
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Click and Open image for HQ! [Ko-fi] | [Twitter] | [Instagram]
Hmmm 🤔?
BONUS:
#Big Man bringing all the bois to the yard cuz his milkshake is—😳 oh my what am I saying???#Let the Ray date his bois and daddies#hope yall enjoy this since some expressed how yall like how I draw BM#big man#mr coco#gnarly eddy#gnarly eddy and nails#mr grizz#splatoon 3#splatoon#You know the stereotype of shippers shipping two characters together because they're hot#mhmm yeah thats me drawing all of these#gosh golly BM is so hawt and the rest of his harem suitors#Should I draw BM with Spyke; Bisk and one of the jellyfish merchants???#lol his types are merchant lads unless ya tell me otherwise#big man splatoon#mr coco splatoon#gnarly eddy and nails splatoon#mr grizz splatoon
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04/07/13, Nuerburg - Daniel Ricciardo and Sebastian Vettel attend a press conference during the run-up to the 2013 German Grand Prix
📸 by Lars Baron (edited)
#these pictures have what.. could be defined as.. a chokehold on me..#1. THE HANDS IN THE FIRST PHOTO (NO TATTOOS???)#2. the jawline oh 😳😳😳😳😳#daniel ricciardo#sebastian vettel#german gp 2013#f1#formula 1#f1 edit
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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au
#kaishin#i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH#but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN#yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor#i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER#also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc#i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee#also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH#also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs#thats why im just yapping here LOL#might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk#yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles#ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW#but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee#akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE#OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU#anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW#oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO#kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene#anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love#ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO#AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE#oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear#ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO#the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same#you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳
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i thought he was joking 😭
#on our first date we were so awkward#we walked around for hours barely even looking at each other#and when we got to this bench he said#why aren’t we holding hands yet? give me your hand#so whenever we go there we recreate that little moment#yesterday i literally said#haha and when you propose to me you’ll be like why aren’t we married yet? give me your hand#and he was like stoooop#(because that’s what he was actually about to say)#and then he got on one knee and i was like oh haha very funny#and then he took out the ring 😳#it was so funny and so us#diary#wedding tag
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Constantly wondering why he knew this. Did he spy on Skwisgaar? Does he usually spy on Skwisgaar? Is this a thing Toki does? Why is he smiling so hard about it also? Toki what's going on???
#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#it just haunts me you know??#oh i dont think hes gonna be here for a while 🤭 he have a very big night with 😳 very huge fan 😏#like seriously whats happening toki#are you a peeping tom#basu post#shoutout to nathan for asking about skwisgaar also
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Do you believe in the difference in behavior between couples compared to friends? I don't mean that he is more affectionate with his partner...
If rhetorically Danny with Vlad is super serious and almost silent since he pretends that he doesn't like him in public and gets along well with his friends, Do you think Vlad noticed and talked to him privately? [I got it from a fanfic Oops]
Oh, I certainly believe there's a behavioral difference when it comes to friends versus romantic partners, especially in public. Unless the couple are being very careful—e.g., if they're celebrities or billionaires, who have paparazzi stalking them night and day, and don't want the entire world to know their personal business—there are subtle signs in body language, eye contact, and physical touch that can reveal the depth of their relationship.
For myriad reasons—not the least of which being the enormous age difference as well as Vlad's high profile status—I think Danny would be very careful about how he looks in public when he's around Vlad. Probably as carefully as Vlad would behave. If you've ever had a crush as a teenager, you know how mortifying it can be when your crush even looks in your direction.
Person 1: Oh, shit, they're walking toward me! What do I do what do I do!? Act calm! Breathe! Should I say hi? Or would that be too— Person 2: *walks past Person 1 to throw something in a trash can*
Until someone works up the courage to interact with their crush, they'll have no idea they're even being crushed on.
Vlad, though, he would notice. Not only because he's older, he's been there, he knows all about crushes, pining, and unrequited love, but because he can probably sense a lot about Danny through their ghost halves. He's probably been getting blasted with spectral love signals from the boy for months, but he deliberately ignored them until he was/is absolutely certain that he isn't misinterpreting them—because not only does that have the potential to be disastrous for him, publicly and professionally, but he doesn't want to break Daniel's heart. Vlad has had his heart broken before. For over 20 years he suffered the fallout from it. As much as he and Danny clash, he doesn't want to hurt the boy. Not so deeply, not that way.
But how would he even be able to approach Daniel to talk to him about these feelings he's been picking up on? How direct would he dare to be? Would he warn him of the dangers? Rebuff him? Tell Danny to wait? Or would Vlad, in his desperation and impatience to be loved, throw caution to the wind, accept the risks, and enter into a dangerous—but fervent, intense and spectrally powerful—relationship with Danny? I suppose that's a question each and every one of us Pompep authors ask ourselves (and answer) at some point.
#i hope i understood your question correctly anon#asks#pompous pep#vlad masters#danny fenton#meta#crushes#pining#flashing gif#hjbendergifs#i think this is why we love the TUE timeline so much#because it forces vlad and danny together where they HAVE to come to terms with their feelings/develop a relationship SOMEhow#it's either that or go down the dark dan pathway with danny forcing vlad to rip out all those ''painful human emotions''#oh. oh shit i just had a thought:#what if danny asks vlad to remove his humanity 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 he's in love with vlad? 😳#and vlad brokenheartedly accepts because this is the closest he's ever going to get to being loved? 🤯#i'm sure this idea has been done before but it's new to me
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what about crop top!kit w a lower back tattoo…
like maybe something like this …
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO U THINK UR DOING??!?! COMING FOR ME LIKE THIS??!? WHAT THE FUVK WGAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
#OH U KNOW WHAT UR DOING#THIS IS MAKING ME GO FERAL HOLY SHIT#WAS NOT EXPECTING YO BE HIT WITH A BACK TATTOO!KIT HC TODAY#BUT IT REMINDS ME OF AN AMAZING FIC I READ ONCE OOOF#THANK U FOR THIS😳#I WILL NOW NEVER SHUT UP.#kit herondale#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc#asks
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goodness, what happened this past month?! one moment i was simping for some pretty pink-haired German fella...then i blacked out, and woke up with a guitar-head, a TV-head, and a serving embodiment of music played by Jinkx Monsoon 😭💖💖
#there's still plenty of time left in the year. and i can't wait to see what other blorbos rear their heads#but in terms of kuntenserven i think this has been quite an excellent time 😳💖💖💖#this is why i'm terrified to respond to any of your asks today YOU KEEP SENDING ME CHARACTERS TO LOVE 😭😭😭#maestro#mr puzzles#nordic bunny#siegfried von schroeder#doctor who#smg4#shred force#zigfried von schroeder#yu-gi-oh!#dw#shredforce#ygo#jinkx monsoon#starleskatalks
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Everything about you has devoured me
#(Johan handwriting) Help! the Lunge/Tenma shipper inside me is getting bigger#kenzo tenma#heinrich lunge#I won't add main fandom tags since this is so shippy#anyhow the evolution of their dynamic is really interesting to me so what if they kissed 😳#i dont actually have an AU or context for this illustration though#so I'm not sure why I felt the need to overwork the colouring but oh well.. I realized too late that monochrome doesn't suit it
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They are crazy for that
#oh the chokehold oh oh you guys#me the entire thing fully knowing there was no way there wasn’t a Laurent cameo but also me the last 10 secs like:😭🙏💀🤪🥺🥸🥺😰😳🤯#SICK WHAT DOES THID ALL MEAN OH YOU GUYS OH#WHEN THE CHARACTERS PLAY MIND GAMES OH DRIVES ME SICK#I love this show sm I have so many thoughts I will spam I know it has mixed reviews but I am too attached I loved it sksksks#great pretender#anime#Laurent#Dorothy
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