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Local Axolotl Bullies A Headmate
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I WAS ON THE PAGE FOR STRIKERS, MOTHERFUCKER
#egg speaks#ak#cavesalamander#thecavesalotl#me on the strikers page: hee hee hoo hoo whats the deluxe edition got going for it#steam: new gift from salotl!#me: HEY MOTHERFUCKER
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Sleep power coming in clutch
#kirby#kirby and the forgotten land#katfl spoilers#hoshi no kirby#morpho knight#hoshi no kaabii#Finally beat this motherfucker and the game so I can nap easily#hey did u know if u nap u can get double the hp#i. forgot about this#until I went 'wait I'm supposed to be dead why am I still going'#some may ask#'but Aseuki you cosplayed Morpho how did you not finish the game yet'#LISTEN#I am.#the Worst Gamer Alive#I needed to collect all the dees#you expect me to abandon all the wawas#like some kind of MONSTER???#inconceivable#aseukiart#fanart
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oh no, you killed her! what have you done? inspired by this (they're one of my favorite artists EVER i love their works so much)
#its been a while while i'm so sorry ya'll these weeks are insanely keeping me busy but hey at least i'm almost done w chapter 7-8 :D#this is a phone doodle with my finger bc i haven't drawn in a hot minute#ik people tend to hc william as a guy who enjoyed making charlie suffer but the idea that he's somewhat remorseful about it is interesting#(no this doesn't make william any better like. at all. i want him to suffer and die a brutal death for being a selfish motherfucker :D)#hidden hands au#fnaf au#william afton#fnaf william afton#fnaf#five nights at freddys#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddys fanart#fanart#my art
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The sheer soulmatism of Lenore and Annabel fucks me up so bad everytime I think too hard about it okay sit down y’all.
The way they were immediately drawn to each other even though they had no memory of anything! No reason to immediately become so attached and protective and trusting! Not even death could part them, it’s almost like reincarnation in a way. The sins of living and the pain that comes with being alive washed away not by holy water but rather split blood, and in this new life they’re reborn into a blank, clean slate. Even in this memoryless ‘next lifetime’ they still choose each other without hesitation, without question, and I am on my knees sobbing.
The parallels of Annabel fainting! Annabel fainted when she learned that Lenore was actually alive, and Annabel also fainted when remembering how she died, and by extension, how Lenore died too (not related to soulmatism but in one scenario her lover caught her despite the injury, and in the other Lenore had no such hinderance but failed to catch Annabel regardless and that parallel kills me so softly). The soulmatism that is reacting the same exact way when you learned she lived vs remembering how she died, the soulmatism that the love is still the same. Oh how the love is still so tragically the same, crossing that threshold of death, despite the unhappy ending you shared. Annabel faints because it’s learning you have a second chance at love vs remembering how that same love was ripped away and I am no longer on my knees but laying facedown on the floor.
(The way Annabel looked at Lenore before collapsing in both scenes but with DRASTICALLY different vibes of disbelief like okay yeah sure, sure okay mhm just smash my ribs and rip my heart right out why don’t you?)
Now, NOW, the thing that truly ends me? The crazy red/blue symbolism these two carry.
Lenore is the embodiment of red. Her thoughts come in red print, as do the ribbons she was wrapped up in. Her fiery (pun intended), confident personality, her pure raging defiance rallying those around her. What’s more, Lenore’s anger and bared teeth is painted red the same way her love is, because red is not just the color of anger. Red is love, and Lenore, my god, she cares so openly about the people around her that her heart’s just painted bloody and brazen on her sleeve. Born from self-made infernos into the person she was always meant to be- flirty, quick-witted, taking what she wants when she wants- she is a young Montague wrapped up in her family’s house colors trailblazing down her own paths.
(But unlike dear Romeo who scaled a tree to look upwards towards Juliet on her balcony, Lenore was in a tree looking downwards at her counterpart, and this parallel is so important as the scene is clearly a Romeo/Juliet parallel but without the sweet sappiness but rather tension and just like, 1000x more interesting ‘can I trust you fr fr-ness’.)
Annabel is the embodiment of blue. Her thoughts come in blue print, and her ribbons are a deep blue to match. Blue is the color of calmness, and she seems so tranquil with a gentle yet firm confidence that puts people around her at ease. A natural born leader with such cool-headedness. Oh, but underneath that mask? Sadness. SO MUCH sadness, Annabel is an ocean of it, she’s a peaceful smile with a melancholic heart shot through. Young Capulet holds not pure innocence like her Juliet-counterpart but rather a deep rooted loneliness, like guys, Annabel is actually just so fucken SAD I think we really need to address this more yes she’s a total girlboss but also Annabel is the personification of hollowed out loneliness that comes with your beloved being ripped away from you.
This really got away from me, but my point?
Lenore, the embodiment of red, has blue eyes.
Annabel, the embodiment of blue, has red-adjacent eyes.
FORGET LAYING ON THE GROUND IN TEARS I AM CURRENTLY CLIPPING THROUGH THE FLOOR AND HEADING STRAIGHT GAY TO MY GRAVE IN THE BACKROOMS!!!
YOUR HONOR THEIR EYES ARE THE GODDAMNED COLORS OF THE OTHER’S MOTHERMARYFUCKING S O U L LIKE WHAT IN THE JESUS H CHRIST BUMBLEBY SOULMATISM IS T H I S S S⁉️⁉️⁉️
#hey sorry fer such a long post but can you tell these two make me severely mentally ill#the bumblebyism of it all… eyes reflecting the color of ur pther half’s soul#if i had had a nickel everytime i crossed this trope i would have three nickels now gods#bumbleby sulemio and white raven SIGHHHH#everyone thank my rwby roots if u haven’t realized the eye soulmatism until now (but i doubt it i mean. its so obvious like. my god.)#white raven… gnawing on a tree branch… please imma fast passer but i still need MOREEEE#skittering around in a circle like a wild beast i need need NEEDD more of these two my god#white raven#nevermore webtoon#annabel lee whitlock#annabel lee nevermore#lenore vandernacht#gods her last name trips me up to spell everytime#lenore nevermore#should i tag this as bumbleby#u know what? yeah yeah i will why not#sorry fellow beekeepers but yall needa see this bc bumbleby eyecolor soulmatism mention#bumbleby#buzz buzz motherfuckers
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don't worry about where the photos came from
#mdzs#wen ning#yanyan polls#jiang cheng : um ackshually--#wen ning: BZZT#jiang cheng: hey excuse me--#wen ning: BZZZZT#jiang cheng: oi motherfucker--#wen ning: BZZT BZZT BZZT#mo dao zu shi
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i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed
#initially i wasn't planning to do anything but then i thought what the hell what if we go out to drink something#except it was all very up in the air so a good deal of folks couldn't come (which is fine that one's on me)#but the two who COULD make it are genuinely some of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met and one of them brought his gf along#and we hit it off IMMEDIATELY and THEN we ran into another pal I hadn't seen in a while and hadn't had the chance to invite in person#who also joined in after he finished hanging out with other people and they got me a present????? 😭#i haven't had a birthday with friends in fucking . 3 years between covid and everyone i knew moving away#I'm so happy i think my heart is going to explode#which ik. hey isn't that a very boring and simple hangout YES but also not to me baby i have been in a depression isolation all my teens#i started to genuinely enjoy my day to day life like. 4 months ago ever since starting uni#it feels like turning a new leaf yknow? like. i made it. i made it out. god i could cry#sorry I'm a little drunk
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I am so unbelievably pissed off. FUCK HOAs
Oh, my trash/recycling bin can't be visible except on pickup day? Ok whatever fine I hate you but I can deal with this
Weekly inspections?????? FU FU FU FU FU
SECOND NOTICE ALSO WE'RE CHARGING YOU MONEY TO SEND YOU CERTIFIED MAIL OF THIS TOTALLY LEGIT TOTALLY SECOND NOTICE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY A VIOLATION cue me: checks notes. Hmm. My recycling bin was. on the curb. on recycling pickup day. You know. The day it has to be out. The day it is motherfucking ALLOWED TO BE FUCKING OUT AND VISIBLE.
so. 1) not a violation
I have sent them the trash AND recycling pickup schedules, which are DIFFERENT, btw
I have disputed the fact of the violation
I have disputed the linking of this "violation" to a previous violation MONTHS AGO--their "first notice" in this case was a "Courtesy Notice" LITERALLY 5 MONTHS AGO and they've done so many inspections since then and my bin CLEARLY WASN'T OUT IN THOSE INTERVENING MONTHS so WTMFH
So I am posting like a crazy person here instead of sending the absolutely deranged email I almost sent (I did send a slightly less deranged version with the disputes, and requesting a hearing)
OMG. It has been. Less than one hour since I learned this fun fun news. My bin was out YESTERDAY, y'all. YESTERDAY. I am going to blow a gasket
#it's a relatively privileged problem to have (omg i have a home truly i am grateful) but it's still a goddamned problem and i'm allowed#to fucking complain about it#in case it needs to be said#*rolling my eyes*#i advocate for free/actually affordable housing for everyone who needs it because we ALL deserve a safe secure stable home#whatever type of home that may be#it is absolutely goddamned ridiculous that megacorps can buy all the housing#rent it out at extortionate rates and evict people willy nilly#and we're talking about a “housing crisis” and not a “STOP LETTING CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES HOARD ALL THE HOUSING” crisis#goddamn.#ha elect me president (ahaha don't do this i am not a good public speaker) and I'll push congress to pass some really neat legislation#hey be more direct: elect me to congress (ahaha don't do this) and i'll WRITE some goddamn nifty legislation and yell about it as long and#as loud as i can until people start to just fucking say yes to make me shut the fuck up#(i know that's not how it works. again. don't actually elect me to a government position)#exemplia gratis:#No individual person shall own more than 6 homes UNLESS they pay a Housing Market Shrinkage Fee for removing viable housing from the market#why 6 and not 2? 2 is a lot! it's excessive! but having A vacation home shouldn't be a crime. Having 5 vacation homes is ridiculous and#awful and whatever but it's not likely to be the source of all our greatest “housing shortage” problems. no. I'm aiming for the absolutely#monstrously greedy and egregious motherfuckers who---ok#hang on. how many homes does the average min and max homeowner own? I would like to see data on that. but anyway#the next part of the legislation:#Homes owned >6 shall be charged X% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee UNLESS they are rented for affordable (15% or less than renter net income)#housing and are actively occupied by said renters. Rented out and charging more than 15% of renter's net? still gotta pay up.#EMPTY housing >6 shall be subject to an additional Y% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee (tax? should I call it a tax?) which increases with ever#month that the housing goes unoccupied. no one living in it? sell it rent it or pay the fuck up. and still pay the fuck up if you rent it#for way too goddamn much money#but like. less. we only REALLY hate you if you sit on empty houses that you don't even let anyone use#ok that's individuals. now onto BUSINESSES#ok so immediately it gets a little complicated cuz like presumably there's rental management businesses that don't own the rental propertie#that they manage BUT there are also companies that just outright own a shitfuckton of housing and THIS is the truly egregious monstrous sid
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Slamming my head against the wall god fucking DAMMIT I'm so in love with Sanlu I am GOING to explode.
#One Piece#Sanlu#Sanji#Luffy#IDK WHAT IT IS!! IDK!!!!#Still love Zolu with all my heart but oh my GOD Sanlu. They are everything.#I might be reading too many fics bc it really feels like a fanon thing that Sanji's actually like#Really insecure and has low self-esteem#OR MAYBE THAT'S CANON IDK!!#But hnghhh Luffy being the one to be like. Hey I like you for you and not for your past#And I love everything about you and that's a FACT and not a lie and I want to keep you with me forever#AND I WILL NEVER REPLACE YOU WITH ANYBODY ELSE. YOU ARE MY COOK AND I DON'T EVER WANT ANOTHER#And Sanji craving affection and validation and praise SO bad that whenever Luffy gives it to him he wants to cry#BASHES MY HEAD INTO A TABLE AUUGHGHGHG SHUT UP!!!!!#MAYBE THAT'S FANON SANLU BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. I DON'T CARE IT'S SO GOOD#SLURPS THAT SHIT UP#Sanji especially feeling that he's not worthy enough for Luffy and thinking it'd be impossible to have him#So when Luffy actually does reciprocate he's in SHOCK bc how. How could Luffy pick HIM of all people#Cut to Sanji feeling like the LUCKIEST motherfucker on the planet bc he gets to have Luffy. SCORE.#Luffy blowing away all of his insecurities and anxieties and worry just by being himself and being so#STUPIDLY in love with him is just#HOLLERS AND SMACKS THE TABLE REPEATEDLY#ALSO IT DOESN'T HELP THAT OPLA MADE IT SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS TOO#Luffy complimented his cooking one (1) time#And Sanji was like okay yup packing my bags for the Merry as we speak#When he smiles and looks a little flustered at Luffy's attention.#Oh my fucking god. Strangling myself.#THEY ARE EVERYTHING!!!#Shima speaks
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We need to normalize sobbing to Alright by Maxton Waller at midnight
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#shit post#hey guys lunarrosette is sad in the middle of the night again#this is was lesbianism does to a motherfucker#maxton Waller promise me it will be alright#lunarrosette’s shit
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#took me like#half an hour#and like#three times of nearly throwing up#but hey#i did it#boop boop motherfucker#boop#big boops#boop badges#boop o meter#i made chronic illness my bitch for the boops
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Slam Jamiels by Lou Wilson
#worlds beyond number fanart#worlds beyond number#wbn#space cram#dimension 20 fanart#d20 fanart#d20#hey fudge you too buddy#someone told me we cant curse on here?#dimension 20#naddpod#CHECK MOTHERFUCKER
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hey yall. disney hercules au with valgrace. jason as hercules. leo as meg. coach hedge as phil. the rest of the seven as the muses. listen to me
#HEY. SAVING MEG FROM HADES SCENE? KILL ME NOW#picture leo saying the damsel in distress line and tell me im wrong. i FUCKING DARE YOU#jason is a himbo ass motherfucker. he does NOT know what’s going on but he is HAVING FUN! and TRYING TO GET THE HOT BOY TO LIKE HIM!#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#leo valdez#jason grace#valgrace
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#hey y'all mind if i [HORRIFIC GUTTERAL SNARLING NOISES] real quick about something utterly inconsequential#ok! so:#listen i know this is gonna be a VERY controversial opinion but. generally i think macOS is a good operating system#and that apple's proprietary software is high quality and intuitive to use. never had any issues with 99.9% of my experiences.#that being said#FUCK imovie. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK were they fucking thinking with imovie.#every time i open this application it makes me want to gouge my eyes out and scream and rip something in half like a whiny toddler.#there are so many extremely simple problems with ZERO FUCKING SOLUTION WHATSOEVER#it's straight up impossible to use. every tiny thing you want to do you have to search it up in their horribly organized guidebook#and then the guidebook is outdated and useless which means you have to google search whatever it is you're trying to do#and the results are full of people with the same fucking problem with NO answers.#i just spent the past hour trying to figure out how to add a single PLAIN TEXT BOX to a video. that's how unusably bad imovie is.#and then there's people in the forums who are like. 'why would you want to add text lol videos are for watching not for reading. idiot'#SUBTITLES MOTHERFUCKER?????????????????? EVER CONSIDERED THAT??? NO OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T. DIP SHITT#[FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WITH RAGE]#i've never had worse displeasure working with any other program in my entire life. godawful. why is it like this. FUCK#*DEEP BREATH*#ok i'm fine i just had to scream into the void for a moment lmao#you know how it is~👉👈🥺#back to your regularly scheduled blond man mockery
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playing nightbringer again only to realize that barbatos is annoying because he keeps putting words in people's mouths and making what they said sound so much worse
#“oh you came from the future you said? are you implying that the devildom is in the past and the human world is in the future? how ignorant.#BITCH NO??? YOU LITERALLY TIME TRAVEL. I SAID I CAME FROM THE FUTURE. I DID NOT SAY ANY OF THAT SHIT.#man i really liked barbatos in the og game why is he so annoying now#AND THAT CHAT WITH LUCIFER WHERE DIAVOLO WAS MESSING AROUND WITH THE VOICE FUNCTION#and lucifer was like “hey why does everything have to be recorded”#and barbatos was SO QUICK to be like#“how DARE you say that he's as immature as your brothers!”#BITCH WHERE....WHERE DID HE SAY THAT.#POINT IT OUT TO ME MOTHERFUCKER.#sorry to people to read the tags i swear im not usually this pissed off#i think it's because he hit on one of my MAJOR pet peeves#auburn obey me posting
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vomiting and crying over 119 in tags
#“who the hell are you” hey akutagawa what do you mean#what do you mean akutagawa#we got the power of homosexuality but at what cost......#rashomons spacial distortion x beast beneath the moonlight is gonna cross the fourth dimension to pop a cap in amenogozens ass#and everyone who said sskk is cooked without skk will eat it#dazai probably planned this.#no#i believe in the teenage faggots#atsushi looks like a wet cat in this chapter i know fyodor did NOT play that card#i need to see my man go apeshit#akutagawa looks so pretttyyyyy <3333#fyodor stop being beautiful while you ruin my life challenge impossible#i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai#show me my boywife asagiri please. im starving.#(he will not be in the manga for another seven years)#fuck my stupid baka life#when the knight aku v. gozen fight gets animated i will become the most annoying motherfucker alive.#bsd 119#bsd spoilers#reid speaks.ᐟ
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i'm actually going to fucking kill him for this. i'm so fucking pissed. the absolute audacity of this weak ass bitch.
#raccoon's thoughts#patricide posting#hey guys !!#if i suddenly stop responding altogether for several weeks or so during the holidays#don't worry!!!!!!#i'll get bailed out :D#my mother has permitted me one [1] free pass as an exception to our “if you get yourself put in jail i'm not bailing you out” rule#he's not going to fucking MAKE it to his next birthday mark my motherfucking words.#uh. legally this is a joke#morally??? not really. no.#i can't really go into details but he's pulled a bold ass move and i'm so fucking pissed rn
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