#me with eddie

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😡 and ✨️ with Eddie?

😡 - what's something your f/o does that makes you angry? is it something they can change?

Probably talking over me and telling me what to do, not listening to my concerns in some areas. Arguably yes he can listen better, but much of the time it’s due to his 50s sitcom fantasy keeping him from processing the reality of the situation. My s/i gets pretty unhinged too but is a bit more grounded.

✨️ - what does aftercare look like to you? this includes how they act after fighting with you!

words of affection, physical intimacy… Eddie wouldn’t go for sex right after a fight, but still. I think he’s the type to get me in a bear hug so I can’t leave while he rocks me back and forth and promises me it won’t happen again, he couldn’t bear to see me cry. (He can, if he thinks it’s what’s good for me.)

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red & pink? ^-^

❤️ red ― what's your favorite thing about s/i?

“It’s impossible to choose just one… I could mention his bedside manner, but that’s a given, considering his profession. Still, I appreciate his kindness and the way he makes me feel supported… loved…”

🩷 pink ― pda, yes or no? what about petnames/cutesy nicknames?

“Of course! We prefer to walk together, hand in hand, and if he’s cold - which happens often - I offer him my coat. I want everyone to know he’s mine. It goes without saying I use pet names for him often, things like sweetheart and dear.”

(F/o takeover ask game)

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13, 19, 29 for Eddie!

13. Who’s usually the one taking the lead?

Eddie, most of the time. He’s very dominant sexually.

19. Does your f/o tease you, or do you tease them, if there is any? How do you/they handle it?

He does, and I tease him back, but I always give in first. He likes me playing hard to get and teasing to a point, but if it gets to be too much he can always scoop me up and throw me into bed.

29. What’s the aftercare like, if there is any?

Usually taking a moment to catch our breath, then cleaning ourselves off as needed. He offers me water if I’m parched and so on. If he has the time, he pulls me in for a cuddle and usually a nap.

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Eddie with my newer s/I who’s a nurse, just wearing scrubs everyday, but Eddie still finds my clothes so arousing because it leaves room for his mind to wander and he values modesty (usually) (well he certainly wouldn’t complain about seeing me dressed like a whore just for him)

anyway I know he’d be thinking about me in one of those retro nurse uniforms with a little white cap, or one of those sexy costumes based off that design

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🎵 and 🏴‍☠️ for Gooseberry and Eddie?

Thank you for your question! Let the interview commence :D

🎵 - Name a song that reminds you of S/I!

“Let’s see…” Phyllis smiles coyly and covers her mouth with her free hand. She taps her fingers against her cheek in thought, and Doctor Futterman grumbles as he always does when someone brings up her beau.

“Perhaps this is a bit forward, but I thought of him when I first heard ‘The Masochism Tango’. So attentive, so willing, and so, so, devoted… to dental hygiene, of course! I could not ask for a better assistant!”

Eddie mulls over a few options, muttering to himself and rejecting a song or two that he finds too vulgar, or too telling. He’s a very private person, you see.

“I always think of my darling when I hear ‘Run, Rabbit, Run’ by Flanagan and Allen. It’s only fitting, for someone who was born on Easter Sunday and has always had an affinity for rabbits. I love to play that song when we… spend quality time together. It’s adorable.”

Eddie neglects to mention the aspect that he craves, running his lover ragged in a chase, overtaking him and hearing his frantic breaths. His heart beating rapidly like he’d expect from prey.

… Eddie shifts in his seat slightly, adjusting the front of his trousers.

🏴‍☠️ - YO HO MOTHERFUCKERS! Name an ideal you hold that S/I may or may not agree with.

“Oh goodness me, language!” Phyllis exclaims, her free hand coming to her chest. “You ought to wash your mouth, or else Mother will do it for you.”

Doctor Futterman growls in agreement. “What she said! Wash your filthy fucking mouthses!”

Eddie chuckles at their antics. “I don’t mind cursing under very specific circumstances … of course, not in front of our children, no.”

He continues as if he’s been asked a follow up question. Much to the annoyance of the puppet.

“Oh, no, not yet, but we plan to have some in the future. At least two or three, so they can care for each other as we grow old. We haven’t discussed names yet, but our oldest boy will carry on my name, of course.”

“You hear that, Phyllis?” asks the doctor.

“What’s that, Doctor Daddy? Why, I don’t hear anything except for the answers this gentleman is-“

“That’s right, that’s the sound of no one fucking asking!”

Eddie laughs, a little too loudly. He smiles with one hand clenched into a fist around his chair’s arm.

“How long have you been doing your little puppet show? I must say, it’s very convincing, one would never expect such vulgar words to come out of a lady such as yourself…”

“Why, I’ve been in children’s educational programming for years! It’s a passion of mine to-“

“Are you just gonna let him speak to me like that, you bumbling slut? A puppet? That’s Doctor to you!”

“But Daddy, you are a puppet. Not just any puppet, you’ll always be near and dear in my heart.”

Eddie visibly relaxes, unclenching his jaw and his fist. Oh, he’s been there before…

He clears his throat softly. “It’s a very impressive feat, Phyllis. You have a natural talent.”

(Villain F/O ask game here)

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Hello! Asking some Halloween ones for some of your more spooky f/os:

🐺 and 🕯️ with Eddie Gluskin and H.R. Hoffman?

🐺 || Let's say both of you have to match costumes. What are you guys wearing?

Eddie - I think he’d want to make his costume. More likely a retro theme because of that.

However I know he’d also a Disney fan since he quotes Prince Charming, so… He’d think it’s SO cute and romantic for us to go as Snow White and the Prince!

(Especially since I cut my hair shorter recently and Snow White was my go to costume as a small child. Possibly the first character I became obsessed with and would dress up as all the time. kind of like Eddie if I got my shit together and made his costume.)

I can’t really think of many retro male pair costumes we could do but I think stuff like fallout or Bioshock is always an option?

Hoffman - I’ve been thinking of us having a cute couple cosplay where I’m like a sexy retro pinup astronaut and he’s mission control. But idk I can see him also wanting to do ghostbusters or something similar. He has a canon steampunk skin so that’s also an option if I get pull something together.

🕯️ || What about urban legends and rituals? Ever tried to do one of them?

Lol these guys are kinda boring! And so am I, since I love hearing about urban legends but I’m either too nervous or sensible not to attempt any rituals.

I’m gonna say probably no for both of them, but…

Eddie -

I don’t think he’d do any ritual outside of showing me that it doesn’t work, and besides, he would just protect me from whatever ghost comes after me.

Hoffman -

I think he’d also only do it to show that it doesn’t work, but it would be because he’s convinced there’s some conspiracy at play that makes him certain it wouldn’t work.

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1, 9 and 14 for the asks

-@illiteratebf

doing this for Eddie :)

who is the dom and who is the sub normally?

Eddie is normally the dom, but we switch once in a blue moon. I see him as like mostly dom but enjoying taking a sub role for some kinks like cnc

who normally gives hickeys?

Eddie, definitely. he’s very possessive and I love being bitten. I don’t normally bite him back hard enough to leave marks but he could show me so I can mark him back.

who is more sexually experienced?

Eddie! my self insert for him is a virgin, and VERY sexually frustrated. Still even going off of my “canon” / real life backstory I think Eddie would’ve had more partners and more different experiences just bc he’s been around longer than me.

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😎 With any one of your f/os?

😎 Write about a casual moment with your villain F/O.

(Another musical one! Recommended listening: “Crazy He Calls Me” by Billie Holiday)

Eddie hummed as he worked at the sewing machine. A mix of white fabrics whirred by in his deft hands.

On the other side of the room, I sketched his handsome features with a pencil. Humming a tune of my own.

I had to focus extra to get the features just right, I wanted to capture this moment on paper forever.

Somehow my humming became singing as my concentration deepened.

When I looked back up to check I saw him looking at me. I returned his smile with a nervous one of my own between lines.

“Sure, I’m crazy…”

“Crazy in love am I,” he finished for me.