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#rat rambles#me when i'm stupid me when i'm an idiot#ME WHEN I DON'T SAVE A GOOD 2-3 HOURS OF GAME PROGRESS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#FUCK MY SMALL PENIS LIFE
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"Jason just needs to see things from his family's perspective and understand how much they love him (despite them never actually communicating or showing him through their actions)" is out. "The batfamily putting a single bit of effort into understanding Jason and reconciling with him on his own terms" is in.
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#like genuinely i am sooo tired of the first#like yes yes jason is a stupid unstable idiot who misunderstands everything and somehow comes to the most stupid#wrong conclusions ever and he just needs to see things from his family's perspective#and learn how much they loved and missed him when he was dead WHATEVERRR can you shut uppp#cus yknow how many times i've read fic of any of the batfam actually holding jason's opinion as valid or even doing silly lil small things#like 'not horribly invading his privacy' and 'actually respecting his very reasonable boundaries'? VERY rarely.#when will i get to read a fic where jason's extremely valid&understandable complaints and critiques are actually taken to heart and#anyone puts any effort into actually improving themselves and finding a middle ground#but no sorry i forgot. jason's just a fucking idiot who misreads and misunderstands everything his family does bc he's not a goddamn mind#reader who can somehow understand every miniscule twitch of batman's cape#if my dad prioritized my abuser over me i'd be very valid in concluding he might not care for me that much actually </3#i stop being sympathetic to bruce's issues the moment they're used as an excuse for him to mistreat his kids sorryyy#sorry i'm in a pissy mood rn. this isn't directed at any one specific person i'm just annoyed how common this is. it's a whole pattern.#its own genre of jason fic with no warning for it
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GWEN
Now if you don’t mind I am very busy.
[audio glitches]
Gwen you stupid fuck
#gwen bouchard#stupid idiot motherfucking gwen bouchard#you WISH you were busy#you WISH you were IMPORTANT#GOD she's so infuriatingly stupid it's even funny#she's like a little girl playing pretend with dolls#look mommy i'm the boss now#i do what bosses do#i sit on my boss chair drinking my boss liquor#and my employees fear me and respect me because i'm better than them#FUCK OFF#disclaimer- i don't fully hate her#it will be delightfull when she finally has to accept she can't do the job#can't wait for the horror to eat her alive#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp vague#tmagp season 2#tmagp 31
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My idea of Odysseus and the Odyssey in general has been now clouded by the musical.
It's cool to know what's gonna happen, love having to study that in elementary.
Hey, Odysseus, when are you going to tell your family you're actually leaving again to die at sea? :D
#epic odysseus#epic the musical#odysseus#the odyssey#THIS IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY#GUYS OMERO DID NOT LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND#OH YOU THINK HE'LL GET TO BE WITH HIS WIFE AND SON AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?#WRONG#HE WILL LEAVE AND DIE#BECAUSE THAT'S HIS STUPID DESTINY OR SOMETHING I CAN'T REMEMBER#I swear when I catch Paride#When I catch that idiot#Me and my bestie hate that guy#Ah yes let's kidnap the wife of Menelao surely this won't cause a war#YOU IDIOT#YOU FOOL#ETTORE MY BOY DID NOT DESERVE WHAT HAPPENED TO TROY#“but how is this connected to the Odyssey?” MF#MF DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND#THAT IF THAT IDIOT DIDN'T KIDNAP ELENA#THAT BOTH ETTORE AND ODYSSEUS WOULD BE LIVING HAPPILY WITH THEIR WIVES AND SONS#They could have been great allies#Like I'm being fr they could have#Omero why must you make them suffer?#why must you make US suffer?#I need a happy ending au#I need an au where both Astianatte and Telemachus survive and become friends or something#they go on adventures together and their dads are just like:#Guys I checked with another frind of mine if Odysseus actually goes back t die and he confirmed it so like#I'M NOT CRAZY IT'S NOT JUST ME
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Julian leaves Garak a little cheeky gift one morning, attached with the note "I think this would look great on you ;)"
He is not expecting Jadzia to barge into his office later that day, asking, "Did you know that Garak thinks that a cock ring belongs on a necklace?"
#garashir#stupid trek thoughts#i'm sorry i cackled for about two minutes when this happened upon me as i was going to sleep#these two idiots#wsb
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I already view me and Kate as two separate characters (us both being Fairytale Keepers)
So I like to imagine while Kate is experiencing the usual Elbert route, me and Alfons are in the background trying to save that cat Kate called beautiful.
#I just like to imagine Elbert and Kate softly talking to each other and being cute and sweet#while in the background you see me and Alfons frantically running around trying to save the cat#although Alfons would probably be calm while I'm frantically running around#but I'd like to think we'd be that idiots to lovers trope when the two are smart separately but when together they share a brain cell#I also think I'd be like that with Liam#so when you put us together you get the ultimate stupid trio#and when you are with the stupid trio you will either have the time of your life or be incredibly concerned#ikevil#ikemen villains#alfons sylvatica#ikevil alfons#elbert greetia#ikevil elbert
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Not a question per say but I thought this was an interesting Reddit post and I know you've said similar stuff in the past (https://www.reddit.com/r/BridgertonRants/comments/1ibjy0z/do_some_polins_even_like_colin_bridgerton/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Oh man, I was sick of the 'make Colin grovel/beg/suffer' nonsense all the way back in SEASON 2!!!!! It's a shame it continues to be all too prominent of a theme in Polin in general. (honestly, this is why I stopped reading and writing fics) but whoever the person who made that rant is, I wanna be friends with them! I feel like a lot of Colin fans have been outspoken about how unfairly he's treated in what should be his fandom, but because we're a minority in the fandom, we get pushed out by polin fans who just. . .don't like him? (Why they gravitate to this ship I will NEVER know) And the people talking about how 'Oh, they're not *really* Polin fans, they're Pen stans!' like. . .they're still the ones that went on Polin fics (including my own?) and talked about how Colin didn't deserve her? They still wrote so called 'Polin' fics with no pushback at all of Penelope abusing him and it being totally fine? They were all too happy to see Colin pushed to the wayside time and time again? Can't lay down with dogs and be surprised you have fleas in the morning, you know?
Like it's genuinely no surprise to me that Pen stans who hated Colin but still shipped Polin for the sake of Pen getting her prize became Nicola stans who hate Luke because they're mad that they didn't get together.
I miss the Polin that were *both* ride or die for each other in fandom. Since S2 I feel like it's just Pen being an OOC girlboss queen and Colin being her footstool in way too much of this fanbase. God forbid he have any emotion other than full fawning over her. smh
I think we go through cycles in the fandom. Maybe we're in a new era of people recognizing how toxic Polin is/was/can be and people are calling out how weird it is that the fanbase seemingly hates half the ship. But idk, I feel like this is just another person who will be pushed off to the side because though what they said was true, people just don't wanna hear it. I will always ALWAYS stand by the fact that people can write whatever they want and deserve respect in fandom. I avoid any of those fics because I try not to say negative things to or about creators. But sometimes I so badly want to be like 'if you read this from his perspective, is it a love story, or is it a tragedy?' and like. . .most of the time, from his POV in these stories, it's a tragedy. And there's really not a lot of variety (most of the stories that countered the typical 'colin begs and suffers and grovels and is called an idiot' narrative have left) so it's all there is. And you just can't help but come to the conclusion that this fandom just. . .doesn't like him.
Which sucks, he's fantastic. Polin deserves love stories where they're both treated well.
#polin#colin bridgerton#justice for my boyyyyyyy#remember when polin actually liked colin? pepperidge farms remembers. . .#i remember the good old days#could legit cry about what happened to the fanbase#no wonder this fandom hemorrhaged creators#like almost all the colin fans who were writers quit because we got bullied or there was no love left after seeing how our fave was treated#once upon a time i was a hopeful young fan waltzing into polin with a 50k fic i wrote in a week#now i'm just a bitter baba yaga pushing colin behind me as i rant with my cane#there's a consensus in the fandom that penelope deserves a narrative where she's treated like a queen and openly adored and loved on#(WHICH IS TRUE!!!! she does!!!)#but that colin's narrative of being loved on is getting the privilege to be with penelope#which like. . .if you just write her mistreating him. . .does not a love story make?#newsflash: if someone talks down on their partner and think he's stupid and want him to beg for them as they hit on his brothers and friend#he's not the idiot- they are
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ok fellas this post is really different from my other stuff so i'm putting it under the cut for people who don't care and also because i'm slightly embarrassed
ok so. is it unusual for a girl to want to have a deep voice and a flat chest and a more square face and also feel slightly jealous of men and want to sound like them and look like them
and also is it unusual to want to be all that, but also simultaneously not be very bothered very much by how you look right now or by being referred to with she/her except for sometimes when you think about it too much. because i usually don't think about it except for sometimes where i suddenly just get really sad about being a girl or i'll always have this faint feeling that i am just unhappy about it
and also is it unusual to try to ignore it and go about your life being unbothered by it even though deep down it does kinda bother you but you can't really. like. say anything to anyone because your family won't react well and neither will your friends because they'll think it's weird and uncomfortable. i feel afraid to ever feel this way because i know the people in my life won't react well to it
so like. genuine question please lmk wtf is goin on because i'm unsure if it's normal and i've felt like this for a long time and it's confusing me and i don't even know what i'm going to do with the information once i know i'm just sort of lost LMAO

#vent#ig???????????#it's not even funny (it's a little funny) how the only reason i've like. thought about this was because i am becoming#more and more jealous of actors in the musicals i watch#greaseball when i get you. when i get you#like i know it IS possible play as male characters in musicals or something as a girl if i ever wanted to#but the thing is i want to look like them and sound like them and i want to be masculine#this is me questioning my gender on my fucking cats the musical tumblr blog everybody point and laugh#might delete later depending on how embarrassed i get ARGH#I FEEL SHEEPISH#had this in my drafts for a long time but i'm caving in and posting it because i had a bad night last night thinking abt it#and i need to know. also i'm lying in bed having to get up and i don't wanna so i'm making excuses#anyway again. i'm embarrassed feel free to ignore this is so stupid#ok. being brave about this#i don't like being negative on here. idk if it's negative but it might come off that way and i don't want to be awkward#also idk how sharing it here will help. but i don't really know what else to go to#if nobody got me i know tumblr got me can i get an amen#keep adding tags to this like it's going to change anything. post the damn thing idiot#why am i adding so many tags like i'm hyping myself up in the mirror JUST POST IT
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they're idiots, your honor
(neil josten, gideon nav, fitzchivalry farseer, kihrin d'mon)
#i wanted to find a way to fit paige mahoney on here but i'm gonna have to wait until i reread TBS next week i think#bc believe me that girl is on this list#if you've read one of these but not the others you should read the others#those four...#the four idiots of the apocalypse fr#and paige is honorary fifth!#mine#also to all my acod mutuals do you guys know a better kihrin moment than this#i cant remember when he gets accused of being stupid...#probably bc i thought it was a lot and now i'm not sure when it happens#anyway#acod#tlt#aftg#rote
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I'm pretty sure I had the universal experience of watching Utena
#Revolutionary Girl Utena#Adolescence of Utena#personal#namely:#wow I sure do feel Dumb and unable to accomplish reading comprehension#I get SOME of it#I picked up on some of the motifs and the recurring symbolisms#but also I felt stupid when the big obvious pointing fingers with accompanying sound effects appeared on the screen#and every shot/reverse shot changing SOMETHING in the scene was nuts#people were not kidding when they said Utena was a trip#At once feels blunt as hell but completely opaque to viewing#I could not possibly tell you what each rose color that appeared on the screen meant#I can't tell you why the guys always ended up shirtless in their Plotting Scenes together#aside from the surface thought of metaphor for sex#the filler episodes really threw me to space#On the whole I enjoyed myself but I do feel like I'm an idiot who needs a class to figure out how to begin interpreting what I watched#fuck the Dune class I took#they need an Utena literature class
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i fucking love prereading. getting documents about what's going to be discussed in a meeting and reading them and then going to the meeting and having context for all the things that are happening. if i could do this in all areas of life i would. send me a list of the words i'm going to need the definition of in order to understand what you will be talking about. give me a rundown of what topics might come up during this social encounter. provide detailed documentation of what to expect in a new setting. i will read the fuck out of that shit.
#me getting off meeting 2 for a project but this time i read their paper first because they sent it in advance: waaowoaoaowaw#you are not just saying words next to each other. these words have meaning#my posts#f#i went to get new glasses the other day but it was a failure because i forgot everything. forgot my prescription most notably#(idk where my brain is lately but it does not appear to be inside my skull)#but actually i ended up feeling fine about it. because it allowed me to scope out the place. figure out how it works#a little dry run. a little dress rehearsal. now i know that when i do it for real i'm going to go to the third floor#i'm going to go up to the ticket machine and press the button on the touchscreen and get a number#i'm going to go right inside and start looking at frames instead of sitting in the waiting area which is actually for a different departmen#i didn't know any of that and it was stressful but now i know and next time i am going to look and act so normal#also i was able to find out what my actual benefit is and it's really stupid. it's something i wouldn't have guessed in a million years#so it's good i had the opportunity to ask about it during a time when it didn't matter because i couldn't use it anyway#getting glasses is stressful enough because you have to stand around trying on frames like a tool#if there is any other aspect of the process that also makes me feel like an idiot it's just too much to bear. this time i got to spread it#out over two encounters. so hopefully next time the only embarrassing part will be the frames fashion show
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i am papa/isa's biggest hater & don't u fucking forget it
#twinkie talks#Hatoful Boyfriend#YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL PUT IT IN HE TAG#& RUIN EVERYONE'S DAY#apparently some idiot bastard vaguely hinted at me when talking about how much they think it's stupid anyone hates on this ship#like oh i'm sorry. i'm sorry you don't like that i loathe the ship between a teenager & adult. you're weird & i don't like you#IF PAPA/ISA HAS NO HATERS I AM DEAD#stop shipping them please.... isa was a teenager when he met ryuuji... you don't fucking get it you're too yaoi brained it's WEIRD#anyway another reminder that i don't want you here if you like that shit byeeee#& I'LL PUT IT IN THE TAG SO YOU CAN BLOCK ME IN ADVANCE
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i'm throwing myself off a cliff if i can't get this stupid thing (◉ _ ◉)
#lati speaks#i'm losing my mind guys why do they gotta make this stupid thing so complicated for an idiot creature like me#pls i know what plagiarism is and that it's very bad i'm just very stupid when it comes to this stuff#i'm too poor for this it's pure fucking insanity i hate it
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Devastating news: my brother is a normal person. It doesn't run in the family, I'm just a weird freak for no reason
#i'm exaggerating but not that much. my parents are like that because they're in their 50s. they were young adults once#okay so my brother. 18 years of age. just started his fancy higher studies in maths. tiny baby goatee he's not shaving.#went to a friend's week long birthday party in a house in the countryside#made out with a girl there?? apparently???#started drinking alcohol. and has now been going out longer and more frequently and sleeping at other people's places#and bestie. let me tell you. i was never doing any of that shit. in fact i am not doing any of that still and i'm a few years older#i don't go out much. i have like four or five friends at all times tops. i certainly don't come back late or god forbid sleep over#never drunk alcohol (don't want to. i could! i just don't. i'm the sober idiot in the corner when everyone else is drunk)#never kissed anyone or had a partner or anything of the sort#he decided to sleep over at midnight?? with zero preparation??#buddy it would have to be pouring acid rain for me to have an unplanned sleepover#without my toothbrush? my pyjama? my phone charger? my plushies? possibly my own pillow/blanket? be for real#my brother is a normal teenager/young adults with a social life and no weird hangup about romance and alcohol and spontaneity#and i'm some kind of freak i guess. having a normal time#older sister girlfailure forever i suppose. how the fuck do i feel like my younger brother is cooler and more normal than me???#i don't even want to be like that i like myself i thought i left all this stupid unfounded insecurity behind with school!!#arghhhhhh#wow i have a ramble tag now
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hey do you think the Crows control the mage circles in Antiva too, in some way? do you think the heads of Houses get handed the phylacteries of their mage members? do they bring in trainers from the Circles, or send them to classes in the towers, or do they have to wait for a mage to "graduate" before they can recruit them into a House properly? or are mages who are taken by the Crows just quietly ignored until the phylactery needs to be used?
#I saw One source say Antiva has Mage Circles and it's been haunting me ever since#because I just... I don't see that system working as well as it does in Fereldan#I don't see the Crows (who tend to recruit very young) leaving mages as an untapped market for their members#nor do I see them leaving them in a Tower when they could be training to be a Crow at the same time#it feels like maybe the Knife Houses would get stuck trying to snag an older mage and speed running some Crow training#while Talon Houses could just stare down the Tower and make them send tutors#I've been quietly thinking about how Viago might react to Rook de Riva getting stuck in the Fade#and how Antiva having a Circle means they have a phylactery system#and him being like “well okay you're all fucking stupid- we have their blood let's use that to track them??? idiots??”#not taking into account that I have no idea if the tracking magic would even work#or if all the Circles/Towers would use that same system outside Fereldan#and this ignores the funny little Colleges that could be a thing depending on your Inq choices lol#I'm just a Mage Origins girly so I see “circle” and “mage” and go oh!! blood fuckery!!!#the storage of said phylacteries could be either with the Houses (again Talons likely) or in the Tower(s) either works I'm just Thinking#like what if.... black market Mage Circle... just for the Crows.... it could be worse than the usual Circles.... I'm Just Thinking...#sleepy and thinking about this while editing chapter 2 instead of dunking myself into bed#just imagine Viago during the year Rook de Riva is away staring down a little vial of their blood#knowing they're just a little ritual and a few months away from being home again#I like the angst!!! I like how torturous that could be at times!!!#DAV Posting
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so there's this character. i always thought he looked kinda stupid and i never found him attractive. but, uh....
... has he always been this handsome?!
#ash rambles 💚#AM I COOKED?!#and so what if we have the same favorite flower? so what if he plays video games like i do?#and so fucking what if he loves superhero movies and comics like i do?!#please no please tell me this isn't happening rn... no no I'm not gonna develop a crush on him NO!!!#i already have so many f/os from y.akuza! i don't need another!!!!#he's totally not my type!!!!!#... his voice is nice..#i bet cuddling him would feel good...#...#ASH NO#it's 2am. i need to sleep. yup. surely this is just me being sleepy and stupid. I'm too embarrassed to say who it is but. stupid idiot guy-#I'll be fine when i wake up. surely.#... I've been saying that for the past two days...#i refuse to develop a crush!!!!!!!!!! i already have a thing for s.eonhee and n.anba. i don't need another y.akuza LAD character goddamnit#i don't want him i swear#i just... don't remember him being so easy on the eyes is all....#also earlier today i took a nap. it was such a good nap. but uh.........#hopefully it was just a coincidence that i slept so well only after i talked about him to my friend...#I'm gonna go to bed. please leave my mind you damn idiot! i just... he's just.... more handsome than i thought......... that's it!!!!!!!#i already have like 10+ y.akuza f/os! I'm done! no more!!!!#if you saw me rbing shit of him on my main a few days ago no you didn't!!!! this is just a phase surely!!!#and i mean come on i haven't played his games yet!#i do find his lookalike in y6 very hot but come on! shirtless guy who runs a sex club? is rich asf? plenty violent? of course I'm into that!#he's so fucking hot omg. UGH AND THE EPIC THEME SONG?? hehe i was giggling so much when he made that comment about how he knows damn well#that ladies love a man covered in blood and then started fighting... hehe.. i know what club I'm spending all my money at...#but this other guy that happens to look just like him? he's just a silly nice guy that likes his video games (ignore the crimes) I'm not#about that!!!! the other one is way hotter!!! and surely i wont fall for this guy!!! I'm gonna play y.akuza 7 and 8 and be normal about him#i just... he's... easy on the eyes! thats it! okay! goodnight!!!#like a flowing wind 🔳
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