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grimdarling69 · 2 months ago

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Spencer Reid is a bat Good Mom!Talia Editon One-shot

Spencer Reid has been an enigma for as long as Derek had known him.

Eidetic memory, never wore matching socks, love for statistics and math, and a special interest in languages, etc. Reid was one of his closest friends in the bau for years now, but he'd never have guessed how hot his mom was.

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Spencer was having a terrible day. Firstly, he forgot his lunch, missed his stop, had to wait for the next, and then almost ran to work, and when he finally made it, the coffee machine was broken. The only thing that was going to save it was the fact his mom was coming into town for a mission and wanting to meet up after work.

"You're late, pretty boy!" Morgan laughed at him. He attempted to ruffle his hair, but he dodged it, knocking himself against his desk. That would leave a bruise. At least his family wasn't here, Dami would tell him he was embarrassing the family name despite the fact he didn't even have the family name.

"Fuck..." he grumbled clutching his leg and limped behind his desk to collapse into his chair.

"Definitely not my day." He complained.

"Come on, boy genius! At least we dont have a case!" Penelope exclaimed.

"Pleaee for the love of God dont jinx us." Prentiss begged, lining up her paperwork on her desk.

"Bad day, Spencer?" She queried amused." Don't even get me started." He complained, throwing his arms back.

She snickered at him but returned to her own work. Garcia continued past to her own office after stealing her pen he borrowed yesterday, and Morgan simply smirked and sat back down.

The day continued with occasional questions or jokes. Some of the paperwork had begun to stack, and they were taking the day to complete it, but the rhythm of paperwork was drolling.

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Penelope had made a deliciously delightful and creamy pasta dish for dinner last night and taken the leftovers to split with her chocolate thunder. Derek and her were currently on their way to the closest microwave when they saw her.

Her being an incredibly good-looking older woman of possible Middle Eastern descent approached them.

"You two look like you know your way around the building, care to show me the way to the cafeteria?" She spoke with a calm and fluid voice with slight humor in it and an Arabic accent. The kind of voice, the words, that just roll together, and you just know they sing heavenly. Her eyes were sharp and intelligent, and it raised a slightly uneasy feeling in her stomach.

She was dressed simply but richly. The kind of clothes she could only dream to buy and never pull off.

"I don't know who's asking?" Derek attempted to flirt.

"I don't appreciate my time being wasted by shameless dogs like you. I'm already spoken for, and even if i wasn't, i certaintly wouldn't waste my time with you." She spoke harshly, shoving past between them barely avoiding bumping shoulders.

"Good lordy, what her problem?" She attempted to joke, trying to pick up her slack jaw.

"I don't know, but i don't like it." Derek warned in that sexy and mysterious voice of his.

Derek turned around and trailed behind that woman's expensive pencil skirt. She unfortunately realized that she wasn't going to be able to heat up her pasta and would have to eat it cold again. She lamented for a second, then followed him past the few people milling about.

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Derek had been in the fbi, police, and marines way too long to not be suspicious of a woman like that. He's seen plenty of men underestimate pretty women and miss the sharp keen eyes and get stabbed by their sharp keen knives, and he wasn't going to let that happen to any of his friends. Mostly Reid and Baby girl, the others don't need his help all that much.

She was walking fast, suddenly with a mission, and Derek somehow lost her in the lunch crowd. Eventually, he realized he couldn't see her and was getting nowhere, so they made the decision to head back to the bullpen she was probably long gone anyway.

By the time they made their way back after they found a microwave , they had all but forgotten about the mysterious woman until they saw her perched on Spencer's desk stealing his food.

Henquicku catologed the others in room watching in the room. Rossi and Emily were shamelessly watching a few desks away while Hotch and JJ were near his office on the railing, both pretending not to notice.

"What's going on?"He whispered to them. "That is apparently a woman close enough with Spencer to go to his apartment while he's gone and notice his lunch is on the counter so she made him homemade to replace it and brought it to his work." Rossi stated without looking away.

The woman was smiling lovingly at Spencer, and sharing a large dish of some Middle Eastern dish, he'd butcher the name of.

They continued shamelessly staring, but the woman would occasionally look st, then from the corner of her eyes. Spencer was laughing with her and smiling wider than he's seen him smile in years.

" I can't do this anymore. I'm asking them." Emily suddenly announced stsndingnuo and taking the room in great strides.

" Wait, Prentiss-" both he and Rossi tried in vain to stop her and were outmatched by Garcia folding shirts after her much slower.

"Hi, SSA of the BAU Emily Prentiss." She introduced herself with a kind smile and an outstretched hand.

"It took you all long enough to end your blatant eavesdropping." She spoke harshly, staring at the hand as if it had personally offended her.

"Talia, please not now." Spencer hissed at her, his voice scandalized.

"But habbibi-," the newly dubbed Talia tried defensively, attempting to explain himself.

Habbibi? Wasn't that some kind of Arabic word for love or something like it. He really wasn't as languidly gifted as the others.

"These are my friends and coworkers. Please play nice for my sake." Spencer pleaded. He could see Hotch and JJ finally making their way to them from the corner of his eye.

He turned to look questionably to look at Rossi but only got a shrug and a grimace all in one.

"Talia, pleased to make your acquaintance." She spoke as if her words poked at her own being.

" I'm-" He attempted.

"I already know who you all are, kalb." She spoke disdaned.

" Mom!" Spencer shouted suddenly incredibly offended.

"Mom...?" He heard Garcia mutter under bresth. You and me both baby girl.

" Reid, who is this?" Hotch questioned.

" Why I'm his mother. Don't you see the resemblance?" She spoke smoothly, her chin coming to rest on her hand. Her crossed legs and one hand on her lap while the other rested on her leg holding her head up directly contrasting Spencer's scandalized face, but the way he was now leaning backward arms crossed staring her down started to seem a little familiar.

While their mannerism were similar, their everything else was different. Spencer face shared no Middle Eastern features, and with light curly brown hair and chocolate eyes, her straight dark brown hair, and almost glowing emerald eyes, they were far from having any family resemblance.

"I thought your mother was Diana Reid?" Garcia asked hesitantly.

"Well, genetically speaking, yes." He answered, cringing st his own words.

"And legally." Hotch spoke deeply.

"Well, my beloved never cared much about laws anyway." She waved it off, disinterested.

"Mom! We are in a federal building!"

" What? You know he kidnapped Jason off the streets. That's far from the worst law he's broken anyway." She continued.

"He was later legally adopted. I never was." He spoke, his voice wavered slightly.

"Oh, habbibi, he would adopt you the second you asked. He keeps all the papers up to date in his office." She comforted.

" I... Um Hotch?-" His eyes were becoming suspiciously damp.

" Take the rest of the day, Reid." Hotch spoke simply before turning bakc to his office talimg Rossi with him. What a softie.

And as he watched Spencer and his mom walk out, he couldn't help but think more on the enigma of Spencer Reid.

A/n I loved writing Penelope and tried to bleed her cooky personality into her pov. The reason why Talia is a little bit more harsh is because she knows they weren't really there for her son when he was struggling with like Hankle and the other stuff so I wanted to make her have a bit of a grudge against them.

#spencer reid #derek morgan #criminal minds #cmxdc #penelope garcia #bats in the fbi #aaron hotch hotchner #david rossi #jenifer jareau #jason todd #bruce wayne #league of assassins #talia al ghul #brutalia #good mom talia al ghul #spencer reid is a bat #dc characters #dc comics

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puppie-b0y · 9 months ago

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Stepbro!Charlie Walker

A/N- As a wise man once said- "OH MY DAYS, DONT CHAT TO ME❌️❌️❌️" Bro I've been thinking about this all fucking day and I need to write it out into the world. Is this what you came to my account for? Probably not, but it's what you're gonna get✨️🤭😍

WARNINGS - Stepcest, perv!Charlie, Stepbrother!Charlie, somnophilia, knives, dub con, throatfucking, possesiveness, throatpie, dacryphilia, knife kink if you squint, mentions of breeding at the end and overall just him being a gross loser...

-Stepbro!Charlie Walker, who wasn't all that thrilled to meet you when his dad announces that him, his girlfriend, you and Charlie were to have dinner together so his son could meet the woman he'd been seeing and her daughter

-Stepbro!Charlie Walker, who immediately had his eyes on you as soon as you walked into the restaurant. Jesus, she's fucking gorgeous He thought. As his dad waves you and your mother over to the table, his stomach drops.

-Stepbro!Charlie Walker, who was obsessed with you from the start. The way you were quiet and awkward the first couple of times you had met. The way you always wore cute skirts and low-cut tops. Even when you were just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, the jeans hugged your hips so perfectly, the shirt oversized and baggy, making him wonder how big one of his shirts would be on you.

-Stepbro!Charlie Walker, who makes it his mission to get close to you and earn your trust just so he can finally feel you against him. "I'm a hugger" was his excuse. But in the back of his mind, he knows he only does it to feel your tits pressed up against his chest and your arms tangled around his neck.

-Stepbro!Charlie Walker, who starts acting really weird once you guys get closer. Always so possessive when you start talking about your friend a little too politely. He's just protective of his stepsister, what else can you say? Although, it does get a bit weirder when he starts calling you his one day...

-Stepbro!Charlie, who rolls his eyes at whatever new date you're talking about and pushes you against a wall, grabbing your face harshly in his hand, making you look at him. "Your fucking mine, okay? Hey, don't look away. Look at me. You're mine. You don't need those other people, okay?" His voice whiny, but strikingly scary.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who knows you've been avoiding him ever since that little incident. Always making plans or taking extra shifts at work just so you didn't have to be at home with him. Of course, he couldn't stand that. He had to fix it.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who walks past you in the hallway, the two of you home alone. He notices you trying not to make eye contact and ignore him and he fucking hates it.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who pushes you against the wall once again, yelling at you, his voice still desperate, and yet still all the more frightening. "Is this because of what I said last week?" You can try to push him off of you, but he'll just pin your hands to the wall by your wrists and put his knee between your legs. "Just because you stop talking to me doesn't mean I don't stay updated on you." He smiles dont at you, his eyes softening."You haven't said anything to mom or dad about any more dates. Every time you go out, it's for work or a 'personal shopping trip.' You know you're mine."

-Stepbro!Charlie, who teases you when he gets the chance. You're wearing a skirt? Oh, you can bet on him bending you over the kitchen counter, grabbing the edge of your panties and snapping them against your ass, chuckling as you let out a little yelp. You aren't wearing a bra? He's lifting up your shirt and pinching your nipples, occasionally sucking on then for a short amount of time before he hears someone walking into the room.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who sets up cameras in your room, watching you when you don't even know it. Seeing you watch the horror movies he recommended to you, seeing you talk to your friend about how "Ghostface is definitely some hot, good-looking guy" and "Pretty people are always the most fucked up and weird", seeing you touch yourself while you watch hard-core, perverted porn. Fuck, what would you say if you knew? You'd probably be so fucking embarrassed.. so fucking adorable. And that's why he now needs you to know.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who waits for your guys' parents to leave for a date, excited for when they're gone. Five minutes after you hear the front door close, you get out of the shower, walking out of the bathroom and to your room naked, thinking you were alone. He sneaks into your room shortly after you and sees you facing away from the door, trying to pick out clothes. You bend over to look the your bottom dresser drawer and he sees just how pretty you pussy looks. He needs to fuck you. Now.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who, despite knowing how gross and wrong it is, puts on his Ghostface costume one night, planning to use you. He sneaks into your room once again while you're asleep and puts his hand over your mouth, a knife at your throat. "If you make a sound, I'll fucking kill you. God, you're just too pretty, huh?" He moves his hand from over your mouth and moves the black robes a bit, his bare cock now showing. "Here, I'll help you stay quiet." While positioning his tip at your lips. A few tears run down your cheeks. And you know what this gross, perverted fucker does? He wipes your tears with cock and forces your mouth open with his thumb. "Shhh, don't cry, it's okay, put my cock in your mouth and it'll be over soon, alright?" Slowly thrusting himself halfway into your mouth.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who watches you reluctantly suck on the tip for a few seconds before moving your head up so his cock went down your throat. It honestly shocked him. You had a knife pressing at your throat and a serial killer who broke into your home asking you to suck him off and you quickly obeyed. Just like that. His stepsister was that much of a slut. And God, was she fucking good at it. Taking his whole length down her throat, sometimes holding it there for quite a long time, closing her eyes. He wanted to take this chance. He finally had the chance to take off the mask and wait for you to open your eyes and look up at him once again, only to see that it was your stepbrother the whole time.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who isn't a fucking pussy. Throwing the knife down on your bed, along with the mask. ...okay maybe he was a bit of a pussy. He debates putting it back on and hurrying this up, realizing it might not be the best idea. But before he can decide anything, you look up at him, still deepthroating his cock and he sees your eyes widen and you gag a bit, pulling off and breathing heavily. He covers your mouth again "If- If you scream, I- I'll tell mom and dad all the weird stuff you've let me do to these past couple of months, I'll tell your friends." He slowly moves his hand away, praying you accept this. "Please, just let me keep going."

-Stepbro!Charlie, who is absolutely terrified right now. If you scream, he'd have to kill you, but if you didn't... if you let this happen, you'd be just as gross, just as sick and perverted as he is. ...but I guess we already kinda knew that, didn't we? As you take his cock in your hand and kiss the tip, you hear something you never thought you'd hear. He fucking whimpers.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who ends up getting too needy, grabbing your hair and very roughly gently fucking your mouth. Whining and and throwing his head back, closing his eyes as he feels his cock twitch. You moan at the feeling of him hitting the back of your throat and that sends him over the edge.

-Stepbro!Charlie, who slams into your throat one last time, thrusting deeper than he ever has before and cums down your throat, not paying any attention his the way you're gagging around him and aggressively gripping his thigh and your sheets, eyes watering.

-Stepbro!Charlie who decides you had enough and laughs as he cleans himself up, leaning down to kiss you and speaking softly "Good girl, just remember, don't tell mom or dad or I'll have to hurt you, okay?" Leaving you in your bed, confused, tired, and wet.

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-Stepbro!Charlie, who decides that wasn't enough and he needs to breed you :)

#i 🩷 charlie walker #charlie walker x reader #charlie walker #scream 4 #scream #scream movie #ghostface #ghostface smut

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crow-girl-cock · 10 months ago

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Hai :7

I love you!

yes you!

click this.

now for introduction.

my name is Renée Corbeau

but you can call me ren or crow

I love crows! they feel like family to me and I hope next cycle I get to experience the life of a crow.

I have gone through alot in life and fancy myself some sort of activist by proxy of that pain, am I perfect? fuck no! I am still learning and probably operate under toxic bias still despite all the effort I have put into growth.

I'm adhd, autistic, anxious, depressive, dissociative, probably some degree of plurality.

I'm a gender non-conforming transwoman, definitely puppy coded, and severely down bad for women, especially butch women!

that being said the human body is beautiful. especially fat bodies, I'm a sucker for meat :3

all my guys, gals, and non binary pals deserve kisses (assuming that they want them)

I love gender fuckery, people who actively blur those lines are doing the lords work.

despite being very friendly and appearing slightly outgoing sometimes, I am very shy and dont have a very large social battery.

if I ever dont respond dont take it personally there are loads of reasons why this could be.

U⁠^ᴥ^⁠U U⁠^ᴥ^⁠U U⁠^ᴥ^⁠U

I am kind of a red mage when it comes to special interests, I know a little bit about alot.

(all lists are not ordered and not exhaustive)

some examples include;

from gaming~ pokemon, zelda, elderscrolls, darksouls, minecraft, osu!, space sims (elite dangerous, astroneer, dyson sphere project, hardspaceshipbreaker), roguelikes (noita, deadcells, gungeon, vagante, slaythespire)

from other media~ pokemon again, bluey, adventure time, atla, bee and puppycat, studio ghibli (nausicaa is goat), csm, bleach, dragonball, naruto, she-ra, dungeon meshi

from *gasps* real life~

space (and metaphysics), nature (it's peculiarities and the many funky adorable little guys born in it) I'm definitely a poser but skateboarding and rollerskating (I really want to get into rollerderby) philosophy (to the extent that any skid is);

History!

(not as well read as I would like because there is so much of it, and so much of the truth is buried under misinformation, but I have deconstructed the whole western myth of how things went and painted myself a much clearer picture as to how things got so bad and am learning new things about the world all the time, please feel free to info dump about anything history related I'd love to hear it. anthropology and archaeology too obvs)

Art!

(this is my chosen field for better or worse >⁠.⁠< I am going to college for web and graphic design (2024-2026) I might extend that an extra 2 years to make it a bachelor of design and hope to one day make graphic novels, beautifully illustrated with deep thought provoking stories)

໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ ૮꒰՞⸝⸝- ༝ -⸝⸝꒱ა ໒꒰՞⸝⸝. ̫ .ܸ⸝⸝ ꒱ა

Kink! (definitely subject to change)

petplay, musk, intox, bondage, impact, cnc, degradation, somno, hypno, blood, knives, size difference probably more I haven't thought of

I'm poly and very t4t

I'm a switch but this hellsite has been steadily turning me into a bottom day by day heheh

but no actually

I used to be a hypersexual dom pre-transition

but E has made me alot less uncontrollably horny and far more sensitive and inclined to seek vulnerability, all my drive to dom has dissolved

also I suck at tagging and will sometimes will reblog art/random things from tags without checking bios

if that upsets you or makes you uncomfortable please see the block button for more info ;3c

.♡. .♡. .♡.

anyways since you made it this far

here have some headpats

spread kindness please and thank you ^v^

As above, So below.

Hai :7

I love you!

yes you!

#crøwø #crøwcaw #crøwscanvas

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actualbird · 1 year ago

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Hey zak!

Marius is a pansexual mess, how do you think the NXX is going to react when they realize he has a massive crush on Artem's frying pan?

jkjk fdhasjkfhdjaskf

Okay seriously: How do you think the NXX is going to react if they overhear Marius making a flirty comment about them?

For instance: Luke shows Marius a picture of Vyn and Marius makes a comment like "The worst thing about Vyn is how hot he is, it drives me insane."

Not knowing that Vyn was outside the room and heard that.

well first off, i want it known that everybody in the nxx actually probably has a crush on artem's frying pan, and FOR GOOD REASON. artem's kitchen utensils, tools, and appliances are of the Highest Quality and also theyre SEXY. actually, marius has a crush on the pan (artem looks really good flambe-ing stuff), luke has crush on the knives (he loves a good weapon....uh he meant kitchen apparatus, totally), mc has a crush on the pots (love is stored in the SOUP), and vyn has a crush on the stand mixer (NOT on artem, he would like to make that clear) (marius, luke, and mc dont believe him, they think this is vyn being a tsundere about how he secretly wants to hate-kiss artem into oblivion)

......sorry, what was this ask response about again? OH RIGHT

the nxx team's reactions to overhearing marius making flirty comments about them

i wont delve too much into mc because we already know how she'd react given we see it in-game whenever marius says flirty things right to her Face: she gets all blushy -> she gets unimpressed -> "MARIUS! VON!! HAGEN!!!"

and she is so cute for that. frankly, her overhearing comments like this instead of being told it outright (oftentimes with a teasing expression) would make her feel more flattered, because "oh, he really thinks im attractive? it's not just a tease to rile me up? O////O"

which brings me to

luke, who i think would have a reaction rather similar to mc's: he overhears -> he gets all blushy -> he mentally backpedals with "OH HES JUST TEASING, HE MUST JUST BE MESSING WITH ME, HAHA, OH MARIUS, YOU JOKER!!!"

but given that this is an Overheard Instance of Flirting, luke's logic would then say "but if hes messing with you, why is he telling someone else instead of You (the person he is allegedly messing with)", to which luke would internally reply with "i dont know!! but theres no way he actually thinks im cute because!! WHAT!!! i-im not cute, im just—not that i WISH he thought i was cute, it's just! yknow!!! //frantic and aimless gesticulating" and then

vyn, walking past where luke is in the nxx hallway: what on earth are you doing there just muttering to yourself and waving your hands around?

luke: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS //pulls out a smoke bomb from nowhere, throws it on the ground, and runs away

meanwhile, it takes artem a While to even realize that marius was being flirty in the comment he overheard. like im imagining it was something that, if you were an Ace (as in asexual) Attorney like artem is, the comment was either innocuous or metaphorical enough that it TOTALLY flies over artem's head

until days later when artem mentions it to someone else and it's like

mc: artem. oh my god. that means he thinks youre SEXY

artem: What.

mc: like, marius was making an Innuendo

artem, ears going a bit red: W h a t.

and then he just goes silent as his brain bluescreens VKJHSFSD

vyn is the one who would take it most in stride, and also affectionately use this against marius whenever the situation and ambiance permits. like, he'll overhear that exact line u mention in your ask and then vyn will just

stride into the room with a shit-eating grin on his face

vyn: do not let my looks distract you too much, i do need your mind working at some sort of standard of quality during our sessions

marius, mocking vyn immediately bc hes not one to back down from a bitch-off: ohhhhh look at me im vynnn i know im hot shittt~ get over yourself!!

vyn: i dont have to, seeing as you definitely are not getting over me any time soon :)

luke, watching with metaphorical popcorn: ooh, that was a good burn. sorry, man

marius: //screeches into his hands because even when vyn is being a bitch, hes STILL hot to marius. probably even HOTTER

ahh, the trials and tribulations of marius von hagen, in a team of comprised of people who are so infuriating (in different ways) but also so so pretty. VLAKJFSFA

#tears of themis #asks #roshie-writes #sorry for fixating on the literal pans but i cannot stress enough how artem's raw sex appeal goes up by 8232987698% when hes in the kitchen #tears of themis headcanons #marius von hagen #luke pearce #artem wing #vyn richter #tot rosa

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galactiquest · 1 year ago

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Hi call me blueberry anon or just blue!

I was hopin to ask with Vash and Knives with an Angel!reader g/n.

Like you know when Vash and Knives show their true selves and reader dont give a shit because they literally have giant ass wings and multiple eyes yknow like one of those biblical accurate angel but more human.

If its too specific just ignore this JDJKDKDKDK (ps when i said show their true selves i immediately thought of those wolf alpha vids on tiktok)

Hello Blueberry Anon~ I'm sorry that this took longer than usual to get to, I promise I wasn't ignoring or forgetting this request! College woes... (´Д｀)

I think this is a super cute idea and I'm always a sucker for a chaotic angel or devil or any sort of creature really. (Probably why I enjoy writing about Vash and Knives being little beasts so much LOL)

Vash and Knives x Angel!Reader: Heaven

Content warnings: None, but the descriptions of multiple eyes/wings might be offputting to some. Otherwise just fluff!

Vash

I take Vash as someone who's really accepting of everyone else's differences--even to the point where he'll feel a sort of disdain towards his own differences because of it.

But when he learns about your otherworldly nature? He's immediately curious. He really can't help himself.

He wants to ask a lot of questions. How do you hide your wings? Are humans afraid of you? Do you have any sorts of powers? Does this mean you're immortal--wait, are you here on a mission?!

Whether you indulge him or not in answers is up to you. He won't pry (but he might whine a little if you tell him it's a secret).

Now that he knows you're different, he wants to embrace it as much as possible. He's always trying to compliment how soft your wings are, how radiant and sparkling your eyes are, etc.

I think this especially goes for the '98 iteration of Vash--the "did it hurt when you fell from Heaven" pickup line. Feel free to respond with "yeah, actually, a lot" to get him sputtering and scrambling to apologize.

Knives

When you explain it to him, he's very quiet at first, running all possible responses through his head. What he doesn't say (but is thinking) is that he's thankful you're not human (because admitting he loves a human is an utterly impossible feat!).

He also hopes, deep down, that since you're inhuman, you might better understand his intentions for a world without humans. (Of course, if you're the kind of angel who's sent to help humans, this goes against your direct orders... cue troubles!)

He has a deep respect for your otherworldly self, being not of the planet himself, so he takes a lot of time to study and understand you to the fullest.

He's especially intrigued if you have repeating features--multiple eyes, pairs of wings, floating motes of flame, spinning golden rings, that kind of stuff. He really enjoys symmetry and repetition. (Vash does, too, but he'll appreciate from afar.)

He encourages you to take your "natural" form more often, rather than sculpting yourself into a more humanoid form. If this more "natural" form is imperceptible/cosmically incomprehensible to him, he won't mind. (Okay, he might be a little sad if he can't see you in all your blazing glory, but he won't make it obvious.)

I think there's definitely a case here for a "fallen angel" type deal--you've fallen from the sins of humanity, and now you've joined up with Knives in order to restore what should have been. Or maybe you find more worth in each other...

End notes: I finished this up on mobile so the formatting might be off. I promise I'll fix it tomorrow!

#vash x reader #vash x you #knives x reader #knives x you #trigun x reader #galactifics #love mail #blueberry anon

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tiktaalic · 1 month ago

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Hi so if you feel like it. Do you have any starter horror recommendations for someone who wants to watch more horror but is a wuss about it. For context I have an extra hard time with gore/body horror. Guy with knife much scarier than ghosts/demons/etc. Anything more thesis-horror is helpful because thinking about the thesis distracts me from the Scared. Weird/insane/unhinged women are borderline mandatory.

Again just if you feel like it but if you do thanks a bunch in advance!!!

hmmmmm okay. let me look at my letterboxd. gonna cut this one for lenght.

oddity - from my memory pretty light on blood guts etc. there's really only one scene where you see like. blood splatter. iirc. i thought it was really beautifully shot. ghosts AND guys with knives.

red rooms - there's literally one visible shot of "yuck" (bones) in the first 15? minutes but it revolves around a trial for murder so there are yknow. people detailing gruesome acts out loud but theres literally only the one shot in the whole thing. awesome women in this one. guys with knives.

creep + creep 2 - as far as a i remember more of a suspense thing than blood and guts. and also really good! crazy woman in 2. guy with knives.

hell house llc - i watched this one today and really liked it for what it is. there's one scene towards the end with blood but that's really it the rest of it is suspense. ghosts.

crimson peak - awesome. women in it. ghosts. i dont remember there being a ton of blood? people die in it but i dont think any of it is like. on screen close up on wounds. ghosts.

it follows - ghosts. i do remember going yeek! at one of the ghost forms. the soundtrack is great.

stoker is showing up when i sort by horror which i dont think is true. but it does rule and it does have nicole kidman in it and is in comparison to horror as a genre light on gore. women

whatever happened to baby jane another one that letterbox is calling horror that i dont necessarily agree with. but definitely OK as far as yuck goes. no yuck #noyuck. women

lake mungo - kind of a normie pick as far as tumblr rec goes. shows up on a lot of ppl's fav lists. shows up on a lot of lists for women in horror. ghosts. no blood guts even a little bit just ghosts that look creepy

poltergeist - as far as i remember really really tame. ghosts. obvs.

psycho + psycho 2. well its psycho innit. so.

signs - aliens in there.

the craft - witches. women. i dont remember it being a super gross one?

night of the living dead - it's literally night of the living dead

i grew up watching the old universal horror movies. wolfman invisible man mummy frankenstein dracula creature from the black lagoon etc. which i do think are worth watching.

looking at this list realizing i watch a lot of stuff that's very what if there was a fucked up guy. anyway. those i think are pretty safe bets in terms of. light on blood/body horror. if you feel braver. well.

bodies bodies bodies - not a scary movie just a silly one where people are dying. there is blood in it though. so. women

talk to me - ghosts. i liked it a lot. there is like. head slamming into a table repeatedly so hard someone goes into a coma though. woman

malignant - sillayyyyyyy. but quite bloody. kind of ghosts themed

12 hour shift - dont remember how much blood is in this one but it centers on organ trafficking so probably some. i remember liking it a lot tho. no ghosts. woman

us - scared the shit out of me the first time i watched it. no ghosts but . not classical guy with knife either. but quite good. woman

hereditary - theres blood in this one. sometimes things that are lauded are good. sorry.

raw - blood. but really good. and #women

cabin in the woods - blood in there but it is i think probably my favorite referential horror comedy.

jennifer's body - yeah you know it. dont need to say more

the descent - really fucking good really fucking scary people's bodies get fucked up. women movie of all time

28 days later - i liked it. i dont remember much about it but i liked it when i watched it. zombies

eight legged freaks - sillayyyyy. giant spiders

ginger snaps - classic for a reason. women. e blood

candyman - the original reallyyyyy good. havent seen the new one but the original incredibly good.

reanimator + bride of reanimator - silly one. with some. um. one blood. two. body horror. three. content warnings.

frankenhooker - nother silly one. with moderate very silly gore.

tremors - creature movie. silly. fun.

lair of the white worm - creature movie. awesome

killer klowns from outer space - quiteeeee silly dont remember where it falls on gore even a little bit.

hellraiser - i rmemeber it being good. but i mean. species of demons called pinhead. due to having pins, in their heads,

nightmare on elm street 1/2/3. one you kind of have to watch. 2 is bonkers homophobic it's awesome. 3 is just fun. demons. i guess.

the hitcher - guy with knives. blood. pretty cool though.

the thing - body horror as fuck. but really good. creatures

american werewolf in london - gore + body horror but quite good.

friday the 13th. i liked it! kind of guy with knives by definition tho

phantom of the paradise - another silly one. dont remember the blood content but its quiteeee silly and fun i liked it a lot

long legs - i liked it, but there's deffo blood in it, and i also think it should probably be watched in a theatrical setting to enjoy it.

my watchlist, which i havent watched, and cant vouch for:

may (women)

titane (women)

hatching (women)

#if anyone wants to throw recs at this post. feel free

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stefisdoingthings · 8 months ago

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I NEED to rant about the trigun stampede designs in comparison with trigun 1998 because like… they had so much potential and the show threw it out the window or something.

(Edit: i haven’t read the manga so the mole thing doesn’t stand much but, again, this is only compared to ‘98 so plss dont attack me guys i swear i liked stampede)

rant, spoilers (?) + photo evidence under the cut

Tbh Knives/Vash bother me most, esp during their childhood. In tri98, they look almost identical at first, with only difference their hair color (Vash’s is more of a saturated blonde while Knives’ is closer bleach-blonde), and the mole under Vash’s left eye. Later on Vash get his hair cut and styled in spikes by Rem, while Knives takes liberty and cuts his own hair military-style. That’s about when they start to have individuality. This individuality reflects on their actions, with Vash trying to free a butterfly from a spiderweb, and Knives just killing the spider, thinking it's the most rational solution.

In tristamp, they lack any kind of individuality, with the twins having mirrored haircuts and Knives a mole under his right eye, which really really doesn’t make sense to me; I thought the mole was supposed to represent the flawed, more human nature of Vash (just like his scars), and the absence of it on Knives’ face to be a reminder that he is, for that reason, better, almost perfect and, most definitely, not human. (Edit: guys I’ve been informed it exists in the manga but I’d still like it if it didn’t)

With that they lose every kind of individuality, and it doesn't make sense for them to look so different while they're adults however having similar hairstyles despite not seeing each other for years.

(not even going to mention the fact that they made him dead pale in stampede and instead of increasing his melanin and making his hair lighter they lightened both skin and hair color but it's not relevant to this kind of analysis and just a stylistic choice i guess)

As adults in tri98 they keep their hairstyles and Knives keeps a more military-looking outfit, which looks a whole lot like the SEEDS outfit they wore when abandoning the ship, while Vash has this super over-the-top outfit with the red coat and all. Tristamp keeps the idea of Knives wearing a similar outfit and Vash going crazy with his fit, but by doing so they made both of them look insanely different and inhuman, Vash looking too clean, with technical, expensive-looking, new clothing, and Knives just straight up looking strange. Nothing about his outfit even suggests human.

For Knives I don't think the point is to look human, so it doesn't matter, but Vash is too odd-looking to be considered one of the humans, while his goal is just this; to look super cool but still human enough. In tri98 this communicates well, but not in tristamp.

(i couldn't find a pic of knives as a kid w the uniform but its the same as vash's)

Also, they're built so differently... Vash looks like a 17 year old kid and Knives looks over 25, their bodies should look the same (they're Plants after all) but with Knives being stronger in terms of power and skill, not having abs.

Basically the main problem is that the designs rely a lot on the aesthetics but not the practicality/lore-accuracy of them. I know tristamp is not meant to follow the original plot line, it just makes me a little insane how little the relationships between the characters were incorporated into these designs.

#sorry for this i just had to get it out my system #my friends suffered this rant incoherently so i had the obligation to write an actual thing and post it on tumblr #rant #i need someone to talk abt this to #i dont know if it makes sense i sort of gave up during the end #trigun #trigun 1998 #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #knives millions #millions knives

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catboygirljoker · 2 months ago

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Genuinely curious; you got any headcanons for like random eccentricities/foibles for the Org13 or anyone else?

regrettably most of my headcanons tend to be on a broader characterization/thematic level, ideas about how characters relate to each other and the world and themselves. the droves and droves of hyperspecific headcanons i have about xigbar are primarily from turning him over in my hands so many times trying to figure out what the Fuck is going On with him. i dont really get deep into the weeds of little details until i feel i have a strong idea of who a character is as a person

i have got a random grab bag of headcanons here for ya, though i think theyre not exactly what you had in mind. i tried to avoid mentioning xigbar as much as possible because if i didn't it'd just turn into a xigpost.

in order from mostly a joke to more serious and thought out:

dark riku is a teenage reddit atheist type who disguises his discomfort with swearing by claiming that people only swear if their vocabularies arent big enough to come up with something smarter to say. vanitas is an undiagnosed untreated unsupported AuDHD problem child who swears every other word and plays with lighters and knives. they cant be left alone in a room with each other because they Will try to kill each other.

there have been way more organization members than we've seen, like, maybe there were originally 13 org members. axel just killed all the others so saix would rise in the ranks. the only people we see in the org either dont pose a threat or are taken out as soon as they do. everyone always asks "how is demyx in the org if he's so lazy?" when the answer is that he survived because he's lazy.

(xigbar is the one exception in that he's definitely a threat, but he's frustratingly difficult to blackmail or kill or otherwise neutralize. xaldin is a follower more than a leader and dedicated to his duties; lexaeus the same. vexen doesnt want power, hes just here for science, he just wants funding. demyx ive mentioned. luxord's just here to play poker. and well we see what happens to the rest.)

saix directly modeled himself after xemnas and is as devoted to him as axel is to saix. i feel like if you compare isa's hair in bbs to his hair in 2+, you can make the argument that saix has styled his hair to resemble xemnas's. in 3 we see him in full berserk mode standing obediently at xemnas's heel without budging an inch as he watches his best friend get hurt.

(worth noting that i imagine we are meant to understand that saix is just, like, a good employee, he wants power in the org so he works hard to attain it and is obedient in pursuit of that. i think there are even scenes were it seems like saix doesnt fully trust xemnas. but i like making it fucked up and dependent. sue me)

xemnas doesnt really feel like hes entirely there. you look into his eyes and its like hes looking a little past you. hes a shell of a shell of a shell, the nobody of a botched possession who had vague experiments done on him. all he seeks and all he cares about is kingdom hearts and he barely remembers why. the only time he's actually present or displays any concrete personality or will is when he's exerting that will over someone. contrast the spacey floatiness of any of his long-winded monologues with how suddenly laser-focused he is on destroying axel in 3.

i made a post where i reference the platonic threefold structure of the soul [boo hiss]—if xemnas is just the Head and Belly, divested from the chest, nothing but pure carnal hunger for kingdom hearts and the higher logical means of attaining it, ansem SoD is just the Chest, the irrational emotional yearning for kingdom hearts. thats why he has nothing to do with the org or xemnas, he's kind of a rogue element doing his own thing. since he's the inverse of xemnas, the two of them cant work together, the same way you couldnt play a chess game with a rabid dog

anyway thank you foibles anon ! i hope you like this post anyway even if im sure its not what you expected

#kh #asks

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ryanthel0ser · 10 months ago

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My Reactions to Trigun Stampede After Watching the 1998 show

So I watched all of the 98 show in less than 24 hours and adored it so I went into Stampede cautious and yknow I liked it just a tiny bit (as I am writing this I am on my 4th rewatch, I watched it for the first time 3 days ago, I adore it). I decided to document my reactions cause I feel like a few mutuals will enjoy this.

Episode 1

SPACE??? ALREADY??? JUST RIGHT OUT THE GATE???

awww hi Vash, lil guy <333

what are they cooking here, showing us the Rem situation immediately

Rem 😢

This is very much like Eva in DMC5

Oh they're reporters now?

WHERE'S MILLY, WHERE IS MY GIRL MILLY, WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHERE IS MILLY

i miss milly...

yep that's Meryl

VASHHHHHHH <333333 MY GUY <3333333

JOHNNY YOUNG BOSCH <333333333333333333333 (yes i watched the dub, it's good and I love Johnny Young Bosch)

only 6 million??

He's so sillay <333

MAJOR aesthetic difference

"Careful the kitchen's serving lead" queen

so weird to see a town not running Vash out

love that they're still mixing the music so that it's louder than the dialogue (not)

THEYRE JUST HANDING THE VASH AND KNIVES LORE AT THE VERY START?????

Knives you are so close to playing the Interstellar theme

I should really read the manga to see what they're adapting that 98 didn't

Ooo i love this song

98 STYLE ART ASDJFKAJDSFLJADFKJA THEY DID THAT FOR ME THAT WAS FOR ME THAT CATERS TO ME

Episode 2

I just noticed he calls him "Nai" euueueueueu

*insert catjam here* intro goes so hard

It'd be funny if Roberto went "man this sounds like Dante and Vergil"

Not him trying to cry his way out asjkdfjlkadf that's Vash for sure

I'm so glad they got Johnny Young Bosch for this I don't think anyone else could do it

July is still around??

"MAMA LOVES YOU BABY NOW SHOO" iconic

noooo :[

NEBRASKA FAMILY

"why'd they have to use this photo" it's a cute photo!

HE'S SO REAL

ONE BULLET VS 2 DOZEN DONUTS, LIKE YEAH CHOOSE THE DONUTS THAT'S BASED

Did they model Rosa after Milly to atone for the fact she isn't here

Me seeing things that are identical to the 1998 one: excited pointing at tv while pogging

"Mm, Yeah no <3" I love him so much

"what's wrong with being a little timid" I want to hold you and never let go, you do not deserve what's coming

look at my boy dodging lets go

"I don't have any reason not to...eh, I don't really care...I told you I don't" Vash you deserve the world

hell yeah gunslinger moment

VASH HOW STRONG ARE YOU??

that smile AUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEU it really reminds me of 98

HUH?

Episode 3

uh oh

well how we getting outta this

OH THIS GUY I REMEMBER YOU

HE GOT CLOWNED ON BY SAMURAI GUY

ANGRY VASH HELLO HI KING MISSED YOU

love seeing Vash angry some of my favorite moments are when he's pissed

oh this is a smart plan actually

"who's side are you on anyway" is this going to be recurring

KNIVES

man Knives you really arent holding back

the creators of this show went "hey we saw your twin angst in DMC Capcom and how much yall emphasize the twins so we'd like to do the same since you probably were inspired by Knives and Vash for the Vergil and Dante situation"

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT GORE IS SICK <- blood and gore enjoyer

is Johnny Young Bosch the only returning voice???

this is the third ask for who's side Vash's on this is definitely recurring

uhhhh whatcha doing there

◉_◉

"you would shoot me?" lowkey wish it was still as funny as it was in the 98 version

WOAH RELOAD ANIMATION

He's living up to the Million Knives name

that is certainly a Million knives

Metal Gear ass name

WOAH THAT'S SO COOL AND PRETTY

holy crap they quickly established the difference in serious tone oh my god, there is so much emotional weight here

also the music is gorgeous

yeah the stakes are much higher in this version, they are not afraid to kill characters

this is just heartbreaking

Vash 🥺

"because I dont deserve to cry" VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH AEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU

so will we get to see what happens to July or will it just not happen

Episode 4

hi Wolfwood

not gonna lie I don't like this fit, the pants specifically

where's your nose king, they took it away

THEY HIT WOLFWOOD WITH THE CAR AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh well this aint good

Not a priest????

yep that's Wolfwood (lollipop scene)

he's much more emo here tho not as charming as 98

ASJDFJFSDL LMAOOO

loved that animation of Vash looking at the bill

well Roberto isn't wrong, you did work for Knives

hey isnt that Meryl's gun

"don't worry I can see through his emo persona ^-^" "HEY"

I KNEW IT WAS THIS KID

woah cool design

we are getting so much more of these guys than we did in 98

YUHHHHH THE DESIGN IS BASICALLY IDENTICAL

WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

that actually looks good, id eat it

REVEALING THIS ALREADY?????

WHAT ARE YOU COOKING STUDIO ORANGE????

"i can see it in your eyes" dont think i didnt notice that little parallel

gate????

im snorting those end credit arts like crack cocaine

Episode 5

Todoroki that you?

WAIT I FORGOT WOLFWOOD IS VOICED BY TODOROKI'S ENGLISH VA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

the radio spouting religious stuff and doomsday talk is giving DMC5 intro

It's so interesting that at some angles the style is identical to the 1998 show

Vash in particular, they translated his facial expressions perfectly

OH THIS GUY

OH I LOVE THIS REDESIGN

I LOVE THIS REDESIGN A LOT

what's the deal with this kid

man they really are just tugging on my heartstrings in this show

"If God won't, I will!" STOP

Alice Angel that you?

OH NO

IS THIS WHERE I THINK IT'S GOING

OH NO

OH NO THIS MAKES THIS WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH WORSE

HE KNEW HIM SINCE HE WAS A BABY???? SHOOT ME IT'D HURT LESS

HE WAS JUST SOME GOON GUY IN THE 98 VERSION I CANT AEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU

same face as the 98 guy tho just with the scar

Oh Wolfwood doing that has so much more impact now

although in the 1998 version by having it not be someone Vash knew it added to how far Vash's ideals went and it caused Wolfwood to have introspection but this is a different arc

And in the 1998 version the situation is much more ambigous cause Vash is talking to the "kid" but he hasn't turned back at all yet and Wolfwood shoots

so it's more unclear who is right in that situation while in this you can see Rolo is sorta just frozen there and thinking so you're inclined to Vash's side more

what are they cooking, im so intrigued

Episode 6

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOLFWOOD WHAT IS YOUR DEAL

WOLFWOOD WAS A NORMAL GUY IN 1998

HE IS CLEARLY NOT HERE

"im like the cool big brother" tumblr does not agree

I have seen some art

THE SUITCASE THINGYS

CHARACTER THAT WASNT EVEN IN THE 1998 ONE???

MANGA CHARACTER AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this guy must be a bleach fan

OH THAT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER KNOWING JOHNNY YOUNG BOSCH VOICES ICHIGO AJAHHDAHHAHAHAHA

i love this 2D style can I get an entire anime in this style

Little Wolfwood and Little Megumi need to be in a idgaf competition

tiny menace to society

stfu this is so cute, how will this go horribly wrong

smoking at like 7 years old asjkdfalfd

Woah Trigun, your mom lets you have TWO tragic sibling plots???

wow they made Wolfwood trip balls

WOAH

THEY ARE NOT HOLDING BACK ON THE BODY HORROR <- thrilled about this

man they did screw you up

LEGATO

they took his emo swag

S+ what is this Devil May Cry

they flipped Legato's design and put the spikes on the right side and the part the other way

Livio has become Sans Undertale

Wolfwood better have a tiddies out fit next season

they were POPPING in 98

that jacket was STRUGGLING

"Ryan you're objectifying him" yes I am

I want to see his tiddies hand em over

Not gonna lie Wolfwood, you calling Vash "blondie" isnt helping the allegations

Episode 7

LMAOOOO THE BADLANDS GANG GETTING THEIR PHOTOS TAKEN AJSDFLJFSDK

i can't with this im AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEUEUEUEUUE

if Buddy Daddies hadn't sucked me dry from crying so hard (i had just finished it the previous day) I would be weeping

WELP HE JUST DID THAT

he aint dead though i saw stuff about him

Legato not gonna lie I prefer your 98 version so far, like he made me shake in my boots a bit

Vash why is your arm made of the blown glass stuff they use to make little glass figures you see in the glass cabinets at the back of the PX or at a big gas station

that gun definitely hit something, just not the town bet

the title card of "Wolfwood" after he calls himself the punisher asjkdfjlaf

hello why am I crying at the scene of Vash with his hands against the glass in the plant

this just in, scene so pretty with pretty music that it made Ryan cry

not the first time

OH HE'S A PLANT

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

IM SO STUPID HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT DURING 98

ONCE AGAIN GOING FERAL FOR END CREDIT ART AALALALAAODFOAOAOAOAO

Episode 8

oh nooooooooooooooooooo

dont show me this

dont show me them being happy

my little baby boy auaueueueueueueueueueueueueueueu

"im mom to the sweetest boys in the universe" ONE sweet boy

The little blush on Nai dwaw

Plant lore????

Saverem? Really that's her last name??? Is this Metal Gear

BRAD???? THAT'S BRAD???

actually not surprised that's Brad

"there has to be something special that only you can do" be the most babygirl anyone could ever be, though you gotta grow up for that

I CANT LITTLE VASH AUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEEUUEUEUEEU

I NEED TO TAKE YOU FAR AWAY AND SPOIL YOU WITH ICE CREAM

when is this going to go horribly wrong

IM GONNA CRYYYYY HE'S SO ADORABLE AUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEEUUEUEUE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE'S NOOOOT

HE ISNT WORKING WITH KNIVES HE DIDN'T LIE HE SAID HE'S PROBABLY DEAD WHICH UNDER MOST CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD BE TRUE

Man they made Knives look EXTRA Vergil

Episode 9

epic piano, also how are you playing both parts by yourself

WOAH 1998 TYPE SHOT

i fully believe they're emulating the 1998 style just in 3D now, the side profiles give it away

well that's messed up, i can see why Knives hates humans

that doesnt explain why he crashed the ships though

"Millions Knives" i really do think you played Metal Gear

Knives I do wonder what your plan was cause how do you expect the plants to survive here

oh so the gun isn't custom made

98 THING HE SAID THAT KINDA IN 98 TOO ("all this time and you're still just as useless without me)

i appreciate them trying to keep the deranged faces Knives makes in 98

WOAH WOAH WAOH WOAH WAOHWOAH

IS THAT THE BLACK HOLE THING, I SAW SOMETHING ABOUT IT FROM THE MANGA

Now Vash is even MORE like Nero

WAIT HAS IT NOT BEEN 100 YEARS???

oh nevermind, its been 150 years

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a whole ship of passengers...I'm sure this won't be relevant later they're going to die arent they

oh my gosh that's right she's never seen flowers and such like this

more of this side picking stuff

I'm not ready for when he does kill again, that will actually break my heart

oh they are just bugs

OUR PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM, BECAUSE WE'RE NON-BINARY AND A BUNCH OF MFS

Episode 10

I'M ON EPISODE 10 ALREADY???

I literally became a Trigun fan in less than 24 hours

Hundred Spoons lmaooooo

so weird to hear them talk about Earth, but it's not as much of a HUH like 98's

than you remember??? when did you come here last

I need him to say Love and Peace

please please say it

"I DID NOT GIVE THAT ORDER" "OH SHUT IT" "OKAY" asjlkdfjlskfd

okay is Conrad aware Knives probably aint gonna let him make a new race of humans, like have fun with your experiment he does not want human to live at all

"they're disgusted by you" that is the most babygirl man ive ever seen

i have the exact opposite reaction

also his scars aren't as gnarly as 98...will he get more later

ULTIMATE LIFE FORM MENTION 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ WTF IS A POWER INHIBITOR 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

well that's what you get for mixing Knives genetics in that

El-what's her face got homophobia in her eyes

I KNEW IT

I KNEW HE WASNT MAKING IT

HE'S GOT MERYL'S GUNS FROM THE 1998 ONE SO IF SHE'S GONNA HAVE THE GUNS THEN SOMETHING HAD TO HAPPEN

God Knives you drama queen with this piano

oh NOW he's a pastor

BRUH i cant

HE DIDNT CAUSE IT THAT WAS YOU

wtf did you do to him Conrad

also Knives's VA sounds so much like Vergil at times

it's not Dan Southworth but this guy can sound close

Episode 11

oh intro immediately you know it's gonna be intense

okay Wolfwood Im begging you next season at the very least change pants the skinny jean look isnt good

ALSO KNIVES HELLO

PUT ON SOME CLOTHES

jesus kids these days

always wearing revealing outfits

DOUBLE CHEEKED UP

man they aren't letting up the bible allegories

"dawn your crown of thorns"

1998 had more subtle ones and then the super obvious one with the garden of eden stuff

"we're going to reverse humanity's suicide by killing them all" do yall...do yall not see the problem with that logic

god this makes me want to read the manga now just to see how much this version pulls from it and how much the 98 version pulls from it

Knives what is your workout routine do you workout with Toji or something

HE LITERALLY DIDN'T THOUGH KNIVES, STOP BLAMING HIM FOR A CHOICE YOU MADE

"comparison is the thief of joy" SO REAL AND BASED

Knives yknow I have this gut feeling that Rem did mean something to you and you are just in SUPER denial

OH OKAY

ALRIGHT I GET WHY YOU'RE THE WAY YOU ARE ABOUT THIS KNIVES

OH HE LITERALLY READ THE BIBLE

STFU NO IT WASNT KNIVES STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM THINK IT'S HIS FAULT

was it Knives was it? Cause you seem willing to sacrifice your brother for all this

Knives this is gonna backfire on you

Knives read the bible and took all the wrong lessons

dont think i didnt notice that the giant plant resembles Rem

Episode 12

"like a western, life on the frontier" STFUUUUUUUUUUU

YOU DO NOT WANT KNIVES IN THOSE GENETICS THEY'LL JUST START KILLING EACH OTHER

ONCE AGAIN THE MERYL REM CONNECTION (referring to 98 when Vash sees Rem in Meryl)

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

STUFUFUSDFLKJSFDF

Sjaesjk

fpaesjf

THE HAIR THAE THE HAIR

SHUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YES

EYSYEYSYEYSEYSEYEAYEYSYEYSYE

THE ANGEL GUN

SHUT UP

THEY PLACED US KINDA AT THE INTRO OF THE ORIGINAL

ALSO HE'S DOING LOVE AND PEACE IN THE PHOTO

INSURANCE SOCIETY

AJKLSDFLJKSDFJKLFDSLJKDFSLJKFDSJLAKFDJLFKDSFDLK

JDFASLJKDSFAJLKFSDJKL;SDZFLJK

MILLIE MILLIE MIILEYLAWER

FHJAERSKJDFLK' SDAJKLFAHKLASFDJLKDFHL;AJSFHJASDFLJDFSALKSDALKJDSFHJLDSFAHDSHJLSDAFHKLFSLAJ

THE EARRINGS SHE HAS HER EARRINGS

JKLDSJLKSADJLKDSZJLKSDFJLKSDFJLKZSLDFJ;ZKSFJLKSDFZJLKASDFJLKSFASDF;LJZVDXLNKXZVLS

VASH

ERIKS ASLDKJJLKSDAJLKSDFALJKSDFAJLKSDFAJLKSDFAJLKSFALJKASFDLJKSDAFLJKDSFJLKSDFAJLKSDFLJKSDAFLJSADFJLSDFJLDSFJLKSDFJLKLSDFJKA

OH MY GOD

OH NY GOD

OG TY G SD H ASDFLJ

OH MY GOD

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YEAH

YEAH I WAS RIGHT TO WATCH 1998 FIRSR

I WAS SO RIGHT FOR THAT

OH THAT MAKES THIS SO MUCH BETTER I

M LSOING MYS ASDFJMIND

WHEN

WHEN NEXT SEASON

WEHN WHEN IN ENED

IN ENEE NEED

IN EEE

IC NAT

#discord peeps saw some of these already cause i was spamming a chat #yes i watched both in dub just because of Johnny Young Bosch #both dubs are really well done though #trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #yes the Devil May Cry superfan ADORES Trigun how surprising /s #shoutout the discord server im in that's been getting me chewing on Trigun and Trigun Stampede #and crying over Vash #he's already covering all my notes and sketchbook #hasn't even been a full week since I started 98 as I'm writing this

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weirdcat1213 · 1 year ago

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Its time for the weekly horrors- I mean Trimax vol 3 >:3

The Thoughts:

chap 1:

-AH EVERYTHING IS FALLING

-bro you are about to get into a fight can you stop thinking about your bf for 5 minutes

-fr tho, vash's words making him hesitate/angry is so dcfgjhbkml

-why everyone wants my babygirl dead :c

-now now, comparing someone with their brother isnt a nice thing to do

-oh so now we're not even making an allegory, he actually called him jeesus

-also "your soul is forced to endure the sorrow by the hundreds, suffering by the thousands, and the rage by the hundreds of thousands" im gonna throw up cuz of how that GOOD and PAINFUL that shit is

-the polar opposite of being a human huh...i mean besides something i said weeks ago about how he's further away from humanity more than he would like that point is interesting cuz most of the time we call him someone who is more human than any other person. he carries more pain than any human could endure and definitely has more patience than anyone will ever have but...hm...i want to come back to this

-ww pls dont make me cry today pls honey

-oh im gonna cry

-"your ideals will join you in the grave" i fucking hate thats the reason why we all try to be better people, thanks to that fucking wet cat of a man i cannot deal actually

-MILLIE :D

chap 2:

-i dont have much to say about battles but let it be on the record that I'm enjoying ww's eyes sm

-oh page 38 is cool as hell

-OH SHIT IS THAT HIS FUCKING SPINE????

chap 3:

-ww stop having pretty eyes youre distracting

-meanwhile :3

-ah geesus the body horror (so good but creepy)

-EYES :D

-so many fucking details. nightow got down even the smallest scribbles, as 98 vash would say

-oh right that....thats still upsetting

-i fucking swear people need to leave my son alone

-also fucking hate that he had to SHOOT A BABY even if it was fake

-I FUCKING HATE THIS ACTUALLY

-i can feel his fucking mind breaking i cant do this

chap 4:

-"i cant do this" yet here i am lmao

-i think if vash held me like hes holding that girl a lot of my problems would be resolved ngl

-characters reciting names always get to me :c

-also HA EAT THE PTSD ASSHOLE

-"why are there so many" brad you may want to sit down for this one

-..................i deadass thought "oh the doctor is here" IVE READ THIS BEFORE AND I FELL FOR IT AGAIN

-vash with his hair down :3

-nah hes not gonna kill you BUT HE FUCKING SHOULD

-oh i will kill so many people (vash is bleeding)

-hm. this reminds me of something in houseki no kuni (i wont spoil but maybe ichikawa had trigun as inspo which would be cool af)

chap 5:

-oh im yeeting myself (ww thinks about the children) -ww gives in his anger and fear when punching those weirdass faces but I'm gonna say this once: that doesn't make him weaker or worst. i haven't seen anyone think that of ww, i just feel that when he compares himself to vash he feels that way and i cant stand it :)

-vash i fucking swear-

-oh god the fingers...the fucking fingers...

-oh you are NOT talking to my vash about pain and agony

-OH WAIT I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT PANEL OH GOD NO I HATE REREADS WTF

-XD my girls

no wait i need to get back to that. i thought that was emilio's dad not fucking vash himself oh my god I'm sick so sick actually wtfffffffffffff

chap 6:

-is this the chapter with the gays eyes cuz I'm not ready for that-

-oh fuck you nightow. fuck you for putting knives in the title page and the title being "families"

-i want to punch so many things but I'm at work. fuck

-also i forgot about this stampede parallel GOD WHEN DOES MY SUFFERING END

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GAY EYESSSSSSS

-yeah i agree this is literally the moment. like fuck. fuck actually. fuck what else is there to say.

-fuck

-like hes so fucking terrified that he was afraid for him, what his journey is causing ww, but even if he wanted ww to stay away and safe he knows ww would say fuck off, but also vash would not be able to take it

-THERES SO MUCH FEAR AND LOVE IN THOSE EYES IM GONNA BITE MY HAND

-OH I CANT ACTUALLY WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH WTF

-im so fucking upset cuz the last 3 chapters were basically fights. they were full of energy and shit but now that is over and they are in a rare moment of peace, and everything fucking hits.

-im gonna go outside and step into oncoming traffic

-YES LUIDA MY QUEEN SHUT HIM UP

-WOLFWOOD :D pls never leave me

-i....*implodes*

-i am nothing. i just remembered that.

-OH CMONNNNNN

chap 7

-maybe i dont want to read trimax anymore. maybe a little person like me isn't strong enough for a 2nd round of the pain. with that in mind, lets keep reading :D

-WHERES THE NIGHTOW PUNCHING BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT

-wolfwood what he is it doesnt matter i swear pls cant you just love him?

-:c

-i dont like vash being emotionally attached to stuff cuz that means i have to yell HES LIKE ME FR FR

-oh that....that beautiful panel...amazing

-i think my mind blocked this out because of the previous sad things that happened, so now my brain is allowing me to process more sad things :3

-"i still have so much i must do" and i see i still have many tears to cry out huh?

-ofc wolfwood would ask about redemption

-cant my man show an important part of his past and show vulnerability in front of his friends in peace? damn

-im gonna start bitting my glasses

-GAY MOMENT PART 2 INCOMING

-luida pls i want to stop crying

-oh wolfwood honey....you just fell so hard for my man didnt ya

-i just realized the chapter is called "life as a" and I THINK the idea is to complete it with "life as a 'vash the stampede'" cuz he's not human

OK GREAT NOW I CAN RUN TO THE WASHROOM AND FUCKING CRY :D

#trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #trigunbookclub #nightow sir #i will meet you and i will end you #and then buy you coffee

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kittylordinfinity · 5 months ago

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fav inside out emotion? :-]

Ok here’s the bombshell ive had the ability to drop ever since you started blogging about this: i have never watched a single one of these movies. My only exposure to them has been through trailers and your posts/reblogs. HOWEVER!!! Because i love asks so much. I have done some Scholarly Research into these Beasts. And this has allowed me to create a list of my top three (because i dont have a strong enough preference to pick just one), in no particular order:

- Disgust: Disgust was always the one i was most drawn to of the cast from the original movie, which makes since given that im almost always guaranteed to love the token hyper-fem of any character group, and also pink and green are my two favorite colors. However i’ve always kinda had beef with her design because to me it just doesn’t really convey disgust that much? It conveys like. Fashionista, or something. So she can’t be my top pick because of that, but she still seems pretty cool. I like the moment in the trailer i saw where she gets weirdly invested in uplifting an edgy anime fighting game boy. It doesn’t make since for a character entirely themed around disgust At All but i like it :]

- Fear: Look i was original gonna put Sadness here for cute design, cute voice, and plot relevancy advantage, but i was looking at a picture of all the characters so i could consider my options and Fear just snatched up my heart and ran with it. His design is really cute, i especially love the little curly antenna thing hes got (and it EMOTES!!! EEEEEE-). Also as someone who deals with a lot of severe and mostly unfounded fear in my day to day life i feel like i’d relate to him the most if i actually watched the movies. Also ALSO, it is cute that he sleeps with a night light. That gets him a lot of points.

- Ennui: Sleeper hit for me, considering i usually despise overly apathetic characters AND characters who have a gimmick related to being on their phone all the time. But i like her design a lot, i’m really fond of the floppiness of her limbs and Purple Character Who Is Tired is a character design trope i kinda adore. Also THE SOCKS!? i love it when a character is just wearing socks. Also between you and me there is a pesky tumblr user on my dash who keeps posting cute fan art of her and it is, to my chagrin, giving me a bit of a fondness for her. (If they had gone with the emo design in that concept art then she would’ve gotten the number one spot Easy)

Honorable mentions:

- Anxiety: probably could have made the list off of relatability, like fear, and floppiness, like ennui, however got completely knocked out of the competition because of that (in my opinion) hideous shade of orange. It makes me think of cheeto dust and that makes me think of it being on my fingers and “weird food dust being in my fingers” is definitely one of the Top Ten Physical Sensations That Make Me Want To Jump Out Of My Skin The Most. Dislike.

- Envy: I like her big puppy dog eyes and the take on envy they used for her, that being focusing on the admiration aspect of it, is a really interesting angle to go with in my opinion. But i’m just not fond of “tiny big eyed character who is mostly there to pull on heart strings and be funny” trope and i don’t think she breaks out of that archetype enough for me to not be kinda annoyed by her. Also for some reason i just DESPISE everything on her design below her head, the colors they picked out for her outfit just Do Not Vibe with me.

- The Knives Chau esc hair streak Riley gets: self explanatory.

(Please note that if i come off as hyper critical of any character in this its not because i think its objectively wrong to like them, i just have fun critiquing things at length)

Ok thats it!!! Bye bye :]

#inside out #asks #kitty.txt

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veryberryjelly · 6 months ago

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Heyyy, congratulations on 1.5k!!! I'm so happy for you, I really enjoy your writing and your little events they're so creative so I figured I'd try to participate in this one. If I could get a little spaghetti 🍝 for the Harry Potter boys that would be amazing. I can't quite decide between the lighting era or the marauders era so I figured I'd let you choose. If you'd like me to specify though just let me know. Sorry for the long beginning btw but getting straight to the point seems so rude to me😭 Anyways here's a bit about me

I'm very introverted and usually quite shy when first meeting someone but I can be pretty intense once you get to know me. As a southern girlie I'm very big on manners and respect. I love animals and generally prefer them to people. I struggle a lot with expressing my emotions so at times I can seem distant. My whole life I've been told I'm quite intelligent though I don't really see it myself. I also struggle with my mental health a lot. I'm very sarcastic and I like to joke around and say that it's my first language instead of English. I am heterosexual and polyamorous. I enjoy reading, writing, listening to music and horror movie marathons. Here's a quick spam of random things I love: knives, color coding, vampires, vanilla scented things, cherries, knee high boots, tattoos and rain.

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but he will not pass up any opportunity to simply have his hand resting on your ankle.

you said you love tattoos and i cannot get the image out of my head of you and cedric getting tattoos for each other.

even if they're like tiny ones based on an inside joke.

or each others patronus 🥹

its giving sunshine & midnight rain

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lizard-shifter-noms · 2 years ago

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Broken Bloodlines Chapter 5

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Hello everyone! Have a part 5!!!

also the chapters for arc two will be shorter for ease of reading.

this Story contains Vore, Dont like dont read.

have fun reading!

and as always reblogs are appreciated! (Also ASK’s are open so feel free to bother me!)

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Though as surprising as his agreement to this was, I had no doubt he’d hidden some sort of weapon on him somewhere.

And I definitely had learned from last time!

“Okay, but i'm pretty sure you have at least one weapon on you so please remove it first”

He looked surprised for only about a second.

“You got me there, give me a second”

he moved to pull a dagger out from under his shirt and one strapped to his leg.

I really hoped that wasn't the same one as last time, but it probably was considering that it had been an expensive looking one.

“Two this time? Really?”

He pulled out another knife from god knew where.

“Three actually, Paranoia does not help me sleep”

I huffed an unamused sound.

“But knives do?”

“No, not really, but if another assassin is sent my way I'd rather have something to defend myself with”

Yeah, that made sense, still three of them? How could he lie down without any of them poking him?

“How the fuck can you even sleep when you got those things jabbing you?”

He let out a sarcastic laugh.

“Maybe that was the problem, at least i put all of them in a sheath”

Yeah, I'd rather not hear the news that the new king has died because the hidden knives he had sliced him to bits when he slept.

“So, three knives, you sure that's all of them?”

He nodded.

“I'm not dressed up in fancy gear right now so i don't think i could hide more than three anyway”

I'd bet he'd find a way somehow, but I wasn't about to speak that out loud.

“Sooo, that's all, right? And you are sure about this?”

Rikaad stopped where he was for a moment.

“I'm not sure about anything at the moment, But I do know if i don't get sleep i won't be able to function tomorrow.

And i already worked trough last night trying to find those stupid papers”

He HADN'T slept last night?!? While I had a hunch for a while now that he needed less sleep than the average person that could not be healthy.

Also, the papers? It was still about these stupid papers? He was still searching for them? Why? He had bigger things to worry about.

“You know what? Forget the papers for a bit, they aren't that important, at least right now, you can go back to looking for them once this madness is over, okay?”

He didn't look like he believed that the law papers about Fae weren't important but also didn't say anything against it.

“If you say so, well then, we better get on with this or it'll be morning before we even started”

That Was true.

While it had been barely midnight by the time I found him in the throne room, it must be at least one in the morning by now.

“Okay, i'll go slow, and if you wanna back out just say so and i'll stop”

He nodded and then stood up before looking a bit confused for about a millisecond.

Oh, right, he'd never done this calmly before so he had no idea what to do.

Well good thing I did.

What a strange thing I'd better not dwell on it for the sake of my sanity.

I shuffled myself into a more upright position because choking on a person was the last thing I wanted, especially right now.

Also Rikaad wasn't freaking out this time, And I wasn't in an adrenaline induced rush.

As for Rikaad, well he just stood there so i decided to put him a bit more at ease.

By gently bonking the top of his head with the underside of my jaw.

It made Robin laugh so maybe it would soothe some of his fried nerves?

Well it didn't make him laugh, he just looked confused now.

Well better than stressed at least.

Though I had probably drawn this out for long enough, even if half of that had been to make sure he left any knives outside this time.

So I gently put my jaws around the broad shouldered man and let him slide onto my tongue.

He tried to brace himself so I stopped moving with his legs still outside my mouth.

I had said I would stop if he told me to and that also meant listening to him in case he wanted to say anything but also to take enough time to be able to reassure him.

He went back to semi relaxed pretty quickly and I surmised that bracing himself had been reflexive more than anything.

With that settled I slowly tipped my head back again and this time his legs disappeared from the outside world, now fully framed by teeth.

I stopped again for a few seconds to make sure Rikaad was still onboard with this before I continued.

Besides, getting a person out of my throat was sheer impossible, so if he did freak out he'd have to wait till he was all the way down before I could get him out again.

But I did hope that wouldn't happen.

He was still calm, only shifting slightly, so I tipped my head back even more to signal what I was about to do.

I couldn't exactly speak when my mouth was full, so this would have to do.

He didn't protest or anything so I took it as my sign to keep going.

Tipping my head back a tiny bit more I swallowed, and then had to swallow again as Rikaads broad shoulders stretched the surprisingly elastic flesh of my gullet.

Why was he more buff than half the castle Guards anyway? Well knowing Rikaad he probably had trained obsessively to get to that point.

And since he was halfway in my throat I couldn't get him out anyway.

When I felt like he was slowing down I swallowed again to get things moving again.

I did have to admit that Rikaad trusting me enough to do this again after last time went so horribly made me happy.

Sure, the entire thing was strange as fuck but this time Rikaad actually trusted me! Trusted me enough to put him in the same place he thought he was gonna die in.

So he did consider me a friend also, actually did, and not just said so.

Sure he'd said we were friends but reading the stoic man's expressions was hard on a good day.

And growing up I had become all too aware that there were people who would call you their friend just to get their way.

But Rikaad trusted me, trusted me enough to tuck him away from the world for a few hours and then release him unharmed.

The paranoid and almost overly self sufficient man trusted me to take control for a little while.

Not control of his kingdom or anything but control over himself.

He had no weapons, at least I hoped so, and no way to get out on his own, or maybe he really was just that tired?

Swallowing again I felt him slide into the pouch and then shift a little to get situated.

“Well, this is a lot less adrenaline inducing than last time”

I huffed amusedly.

“I sure hope so, you ARE supposed to sleep now, and don't worry about assassins or whatever, If anything wants to get to you it has to go through me first! literally”

That got an amused sound from him.

“I guess so, but please do not put yourself in harms way for my sake”

“Don't worry, I won't, now go to sleep already!”

I could sense more than hear him hum an agreement and feel him crossing his arms to sleep.

I shuffled slightly in front of the bed so that if anyone barged in they wouldn't immediately see the empty bed.

As tempting as it was to use it as a pillow there was a chance it would be full of green hairs the next day, also it wasn't mine and now that Rikaad was finally going to sleep I wasn't about to disturb him.

Right now the man had settled into a warm and relaxed lump with his breathing slowly evening out.

Besides, I was used to sleeping on the floor and I could just use one of my own arms as a pillow.

Which I promptly did, joining Rikaad in sleep while he dreamt about who knew what.

I was woken up sometime later by the door creaking open and I opened one eye to look at what had disturbed the quiet.

“Well that's one way ta deter possible assassins!”

It was Nea, standing in the doorway and leaning on a crutch.

Oh fuck.

Luckily she couldn't see the empty bed from the door but I hoped she wouldn't ask where Rikaad was, or notice that anything was amiss.

Better play it cool then and ask why she was up or something.

“Nea? Shouldn't you be asleep? Or at least on bed rest?”

Well asleep might be exaggerating, judging by the light coming in from the window it was morning already.

“Eh, yer Brother voiced his concern at yer disappearance so i said i’d go look fer yer fuzzy ass, well ye're okay so i'm going ta go again, I don't wanna wake our poor tired King! Heaven knows he needs sleep! Oh and tell him the next meeting is around noon! Byee!”

She slinked out again and closed the door, Well, that was easier than expected.

Well she did say she did not want to wake Rikaad, and neither did i but i would later when he had to go to that meeting thingy.

Luckily there was an actual clock in this room.

But for now the man needed all the sleep he could get.

I yawned a little and just kept lying on the floor where I was, barely moving so as to not disturb the tired man.

Though that left the problem that Fable was probably worried about me, Nea did say he was looking for me but she’d tell him I was alright.

Besides Fable could go an hour or so without me, he was the older one after all, and Robin and Arthur were also there.

He'd be fine.

For now I would just chill here with Rikaad fast asleep in my pouch.

It really was weird, after the last time I really believed he'd say no when I told him the idea but he had actually agreed!

Okay there was a very good probability that he had been just so tired that he would have agreed to whatever.

Oh well, there was a zero chance he'd ever agree to this again so I'd better enjoy it while it lasted.

But of course just my luck that was when he decided to wake up.

I felt him move a little and then he spoke in a way less tired voice than yesterday, even if it was still a bit sleepy.

"Morning… Did I really agree to be put here last night?"

I smiled, relaxing a little.

"Yeah… you said you needed to hide from the world for a bit"

Rikaad sighed, relaxing slowly.

"Just had to check that…"

I nodded, rubbing over him where he sat in the pouch very gently.

"Are you feeling any better this morning?"

Rikaad yawned before speaking.

"Believe it or not, yes, I think I've at least gotten a little bit of proper sleep"

I smiled, it was nice to hear he was doing better.

"Good, so you're not overly tired anymore?I was worried last night that the Rikaad I knew suddenly wasn't there any more…"

Rikaad gave a soft chuckle at my comment.

"Yeah… I think he wandered off for a few hours there and just kind of left me vacant"

Rikaad was shifting slowly then, as if checking all of his limbs were still functional.

"Can I come out now then? I should have a shower and get ready for a meeting that's scheduled later"

Oh right, Nea mentioned a meeting, what did she say again? Ah yeah according to her it was around Noon.

“Sure, Nea said it was around Noon, also don't worry she has no idea about this!

Now gimme a second”

I stood up to the best of my ability with he narrow ceiling, well narrow for me, and turned to face a side door that had a stupidly elaborate bathroom sign.

He probably appreciated it if he didn't have to walk around slimy anymore than he absolutely had to.

“Okay, for the sake of not making me choke please don't move”

After hearing his agreement to that I began to bring him out, finding it easier to manage now which probably was due to him being more relaxed and less tense.

Oh wait that was because this time he'd put his hands over his head, thus slimming his shoulders.

Smart move actually.

Due to this he was out in no time.

“Well, I better get this… Whatever off and make myself presentable again”

Fair point, even if he was less covered in slime than I had expected he couldn't exactly go out like that.

“Sure, i'm going to shift back and look for my brother, he's probably worried”

He gave a nod before tugging a bit on the hem of his shirt, probably trying to get it to stop clinging to him.

“You do that, i have to do meetings and paperwork later, you know i actually don't like this job but your suggestion to have other people sort papers is a good one so i'm definitely going to look into that”

Oh, he actually was considering my suggestion? That was nice, and maybe he'd be less stressed then!

“Good to hear, well, see you around”

Shifting back to my human size I went outside so he could make himself ready and went to go and look for Fable as well as Robin or Arthur depending on who I found first.

Navigating unknown parts of the castle at day wasn't any better than at night but at least there was less chance of walking into a wall in broad daylight like this.

It took a good twenty minutes until I found a familiar part of the castle and was able to go down to the throne room from where I could better navigate around.

As luck would have it, that's where Fable currently was! And Robin too!

“Donovan! Where have you been?”

Robin barreled into me and I almost fell over while he clung to me.

“I got lost when i tried to get water in the night, don't worry i'm fine”

He muffled something into my chest that sounded like ‘Someone should make a map of the castle’ before he let go.

Fable had been just standing there in the meantime so I crossed the three or so steps it took to get to him and also gave him a hug.

He didn't reciprocate but at this point I didn't really expect him to.

“Sorry for worrying you, the castle layout is just really weird to navigate, especially at night”

For once he actually answered to something that wasn't outright a question.

“It is rather strangely built i agree on that”

I let go of him and then tried to gauge what time it was, which considering we were inside a building wasn't working out that well.

“So, does anyone have an idea on what to do today? I don't think we are supposed to go further from the castle than yesterday and i have no idea what else there is to do”

That much was true, a nd going to the Library once again would get old real quick.

Robin looked thoughtful for a moment before an expression of Elation crossed his features.

“I heard there is an empty tower! The one on the left right over the cliff!

If we can find a telescope we could look really far!”

Huh, that might actually be fun! But I could not recall any place that would have a telescope that was nearby.

The only one i could imagine having one was Oakley, but we hadn't seen the fucker in a while now and had no idea what he was up to.

Not to mention that we weren't allowed to go that far away from the castle, maybe we could ask a guard to carry a message?

“That's a good idea! You know where to get a telescope? The only one i can see having one around here is Oakley and i don't think we are supposed to go that far at the moment”

He tilted his head, likely in contemplation.

“I think Barsen has one, i've seen him with one at least, i think he uses it to see how the treetops are doing”

Really? I hadn't exactly expected the Gardener to have one, but if he lent it to us that would be great!

Well given he doesn't need it himself today.

“Didn't think he would have one, it is quite different from a shovel after all, but if he lets us use it i'm all for it”

Now we just had to find him, which considering that it was Barsen we were talking about would either take five minutes or three hours if at all.

“He is over there”

Both mine and Robin's head turned to Fable who was currently pointing at the entrance to the throne room where Barsen was leaving through.

“Oh good eye Fable! Let's go ask before he disappears for the day!”

It didn't take much to catch up to him as he was watering some of the potted plants right in front of the entrance, and as all the flowers under his care the roses he was tending to looked stunning.

“Hello boys! What brings you to me?”

He set a heavy looking watering can down and turned to face all three of us.

Robin immediately sprang up front.

“Barsen, I've seen you walk around with a telescope, can we borrow it? Please? We want to go on top of a tower and look at things!”

“Telescope?.. Oh yeah i know which one you mean, it's in my hut i can get it after i'm done watering these plants but you have to promise to be careful with it! It used to belong to my great grandmother and is very old”

Oh, that was an old telescope, no wonder he told us to be careful with it.

And if he kept watch over it like he did with his plants it was probably still in very good condition.

“It was your great grandmas? Wow, that must be an antique then! We promise to look after it”

He laughed a little at that and moved to the next row of potted plants.

“Y’know it was said that my great grandmother was a dryad or Nymph of some sort so technically im also partly Fae, even if that part is tiny”

I blinked in confusion, I hadn't known that, and I really hadn't expected anyone that was working in the castle to have any such heritage.

But this was probably the first time he said that and since it was his great grandma that was Fae there literally weren't any tells in his appearance.

He grinned at the confused faces we made.

“Didn't expect me to be working here eh? Well to be fair the old king never knew, well nobody really did, but also nobody asked”

“Is that why you work as a Gardener?!”

Robin exclaimed in excitement.

“Hah! I suppose so! I've always had an affinity for plants so I just made it my job, and then I got good enough to be asked to work at the castle so I thought why not?

There are a lot of Plants here though so it's perfect for me”

He moved to the next and last row of potted plants.

Well if he had a heritage like that it made sense for him to choose such a job, and also why he didn't bat an eye at my shapeshifting antics.

He poured the last of the water in the last pot and shouldered the now empty watering can.

“Well if you can wait a second here i'll go get the Telescope now”

We nodded and he went around the castle opposite the side of my shed.

Robin immediately turned to me, basically vibrating with excitement.

“Oh that's so cool! He also has Fae heritage! But I have no idea what a dryad is, do you?”

A dryad? Uhh i wasn't sure but i was fairly certain that those were the tree ladies that sometimes took root in random places and sometimes didn't move for years.

“Uhh i'm not sure but i think they are like humanoid trees? Like the only thing i know is that they can take root like an actual tree and then look likea woman from the waist up, but i have no idea if i'm correct in that”

My eyes flitted to Fable to see if he knew or if I was just plainly wrong but he just gave a tiny and elegant nod.

Huh, so i had been right, nice.

Robin still looked a bit confused and was likely trying to figure out how something human shaped could take root but Barsen was already on his way back.

He'd just rounded the corner of the castle with a long and prettily decorated Box in hand, the Telescope no doubt.

“Here it is boys! Just remember to be careful and treat it with respect!”

He held the box out and opened it to reveal a beautiful brass telescope that had strange vines engraved on it that I had never seen before.

Well if it belonged to a plant based Fae the pattern was a perfect fit.

“This is a beautiful Telescope, are you sure you're okay with us borrowing it? It looks really expensive”

Barsen just nodded and closed the box before handing it to Robin who very carefully took it and then held it secure to his chest.

“I know you boys are not stupid, and i know you're going to be careful with it, i just ask you only take it out of the box when you are at your destination to avoid dropping it”

We all nodded and Barsen waved once before he turned away to go do whatever he still had to do.

“You boys have fun now, and tell me if you see something interesting, I might take a look myself sometime!”

With that he disappeared once again into the greenery.

I bent down a little to look at the violet painted wooden box that contained the telescope.

“I do have to say that is a really pretty piece of craftsmanship, well we better find our way to the tower now because i am curious how well this thing still works”

As pretty as it was, it was still old and therefore might not work as well as it did in the past, not to mention that the glass might not be the best anymore.

Eh, as long as it was fun.

So we set off to find the entrance to the tower which took a good half an hour or more until we found the door to the staircase.

As soon as we opened it we realized that we had to walk quite a lot to get to the top.

We were even joined by the cat as soon as we had taken the first few steps to go up.

Well the cat likely hadn't been in this part before judging by how dusty some of the things were and was just as curious as we were to explore this part of the castle.

I wasn't sure how long it took us to get to the top but by a rough estimate it was at least a good fifteen minutes and we were pretty out of breath once we reached the top.

Well me and Robin, Fable was perfectly fine and not even sweating or breathing any different.

The guy had a lot of endurance it seemed.

After we had catched our breath we staked out a spot on the stone wall that functioned as a railing and carefully opened the Box Barsen gave us.

Since he gave the Box to Robin he was first.

To make sure he didn't fall I was holding onto the back of his shirt as I knew how excited he could get and I really did not want him falling off of this.

He looked right ahead at first where there was nothing but water for miles and then maybe some more land that belonged to Maringand before he swiveled right and out onto the ocean where he might be able to catch glimpses of various ships.

“This is actually a really good telescope! There's not one speck of dirt on the lenses and the sight is very clear!”

Really? That was awesome!

Well no real surprise considering Barsen had been taking care of it.

I wondered what I might be able to spy when it was my turn.

Robin then swiveled the telescope way Left and then made a confused face.

“What is that? And there are a LOT of people near Lormount”

“What? wait, lemme see!”

He climbed down from the wall and handed me the Telescope.

Stepping up the wall myself I made sure I was standing steady and then took a look at what Robin had seen.

That was Lormount alright, the place between kingdoms that was divided by a river in the middle.

And as Robin had said there were a LOT of people, they were also dragging caravans and wagons behind them and there was one structure that had a big tarp over it that was towed by at least six oxen.

That could not be good, and i had absolutely no doubt what this was the Maringand army.

But already? Then again Winton must have had this planned for months if not years and considering the recent change in Kingship here it was the perfect opportunity for an attack.

Rikaad did not have much experience and didn't even get settled in as King so starting to attack now was basically the best opportunity they would get.

We needed to tell Rikaad, and NOW!

“Guys that's the Army, and not ours, we need to tell Rikaad, or Norrin if you find him first!”

Suddenly Fable was standing on the wall beside me and if I wasn't already used to him appearing right next to me I might have fallen off.

He took the telescope from me and was looking at it himself.

The puppet-like and eerily symmetrical smile which graced his features previously had dropped from his face which wasn't any better really and stared with a weird and calculating look in his eyes through the lens.

“In my estimate they will reach the river in about five hours”

What?! Nevermind how Fable knew that but five hours would never be enough time to ready our own army to the same level.

“This is bad, we need to tell Rikaad NOW!”

Fable gave the telescope back to Robin who put it neatly back into its case and we nearly fell down the stairs in our hurry to get back.

As soon as we reached the bottom Fable darted past me and Robin faster than any of us could ever hope to be and disappeared into the castle.

Aside from the fact that he finally finally took action for himself we still had to sound an alarm or whatever we could find.

Well, sprinting to more familiar parts of the castle would surely help already.

It was only a minute or so until we found ourselves back in the throne room as apparently every hallway eventually ended here.

Fable was already here and talking to both Rikaad and Norrin who had rather grave expressions on their faces.

Nea was there too looking extra grimm today and severely displeased.

her foot was still not really functional so she would not be able to go and fight, and if there was one thing i knew about her it was that she loved fighting.

Still, we had a rather big problem on our hands and as we reached Fable and the others Norrin darted away to somewhere outside, no doubt rallying all of the troops and soldiers as well as the guard.

“Rikaad! Are you okay? Do you need help with anything?”

The taller man turned to us, well taller than me and Robin at least Fable was still the tallest person in the room.

Where was he anyway? He'd been here just a second ago.

I could look for him in a moment right now Rikaad needed help more.

“I'm fine for the moment, Norrin has it handled outside and Nea can still Order people around even if she's unable to properly fight and Arthur has his own division to take care of.

You just get to safety, I'll be back once this is over okay?”

Get to safety, get to safety meant staying in the castle while both Rikaad and Arthur risked their lives in battle and I had to admit that I came to like both Nea and even Norrin too.

Yeah I had finally made my mind up after seeing the army, i would not stay back,

for once in my life i would fight back to the best of my ability.

And my abilities included turning into a big green Beast!

The shock factor alone would be great.

As for Robin, well I really did not endorse him going anywhere near the battle, besides he still had a Barsens telescope.

Oh now I had an idea, telling him to have an eye on the kitchen staff and protect them from possible intruders would surely help boost his confidence while also keeping him away from the main fight.

Rikaad had already left to manage Weapons or something and I currently didn't know where Fable was so I would tell Robin to give the telescope back and then keep an eye on the kitchen staff.

Myril had a soft spot for him so surely she’d help.

I turned to the ginger who was still clutching the telescope in its box.

“Okay, Robin i think you ought to give that back to Barsen-”

I pointed at the telescope.

“-And then i want you to go see if the Kitchen staff have a Guard, if not stay there and protect them, it's possible for single people to slip through our hastily built barricades and assault any of the castle staff”

He nodded and stood up straight before saluting like he surely learned as a recruit and then left through a side door, probably to find Barsen and then check on the kitchen staff.

Alright now that Robin was out of harm's way I could focus on helping Rikaad, after I found Fable of course.

So I ran outside to try and spot the tall and pale man.

I didn't see him for a good minute or so and almost started to fear he had bailed as I noticed him walking back inside though the busy gate carrying both a beautifully swung bow with who knew how many thin and perfectly straight arrows as well as what I assumed to be a Rapier.

Where the fuck did he get them? They didn't exactly look human made so it was possible he'd hidden them before he entered the castle.

Also that he had brought weapons meant he was going to fight, But why? He wasn't a citizen of this place, hell he wasn't even human.

“Fable! Thank God I found you! You do know you don't HAVE to fight, right? This isn't your Kingdom and not even your own folk, you don't have to put yourself at risk!”

He stared me right in the eyes with his uncannily red ones that seemed less dull than the day he arrived.

“Yes, but you are going to fight, i have seen it in your eyes, and they might be not my Folk but they are Half yours and you are my Brother so if you fight i will fight too”

He was right, unconsciously I had made up my mind since the start.

I was going to Help fight Maringand, or at the very least try to protect the people that had been nice to me.

Maybe that had been why I was so confused when Rikaad didn't ask for my help.

No matter now, we needed to get to lormount, and that fast.

They also needed help pulling some of the carts as there were not enough Horses or oxen present to tow all of them.

Well I could tow some of them, at least three or four given that there was enough rope,

and we also had to find Rikaad and tell him we were joining the battle.

Well finding Rikaad had priority seeing as he was calling the shots.

“Fable, have you seen where Rikaad went? We do have to inform him were joining”

Fable blinked and then pointed somewhere to our left.

Looking over I saw that he was mounting a massive Gray speckled Draft horse ready to lead Soldiers into the fight.

We went over as fast as we could as he could ride off at any moment followed by the rest of the horsemen.

“RIKAAD”

He stopped for just a bit as he saw both me and Fable going in his direction.

“Donovan? I told you you don't have to fight! What are you doing here? And Fable too! This isn't your Kingdom you don't have to fight”

As true as all that was, He overlooked the fact that we could make decisions on our own.

And ours was to fight alongside Kamerasca.

“We know! But we want to fight! I know this place hated me but not anymore! Thanks to you! I want to help you! And I want to protect all of the people that have been kind to me!”

For just a second he looked genuinely touched which bled into confusion soon enough at the sound of flapping wings.

We all looked up to see Oakley, who had ditched the cloak and was instead wearing a crazy array of belts strapped this way and that with a ton of unknown trinkets attached to it.

“Oakley? What are you doing here? And what is all that?”

Rikaad gestured to the wildly arranged Belts.

Oakley just cocked his head in that birdlike way of his and then grinned.

“Well Donovan already got the touching stuff out of the way so i'm here to tell you i want to go kick ass!

But joking aside I JUST got settled into the tower and if Maringand wins I'll have to move again, and without my stuff too!

As for what these are-”

He pointed to the countless trinkets strapped to him that had a strange oval shape with a ring on top.

“-well these are Granatas! Easy to use! You just remove the ring at the top and after some seconds they go BOOM!”

Explosives? He had EXPLOSIVES of all things? I believed those things to be a myth, really why would I believe that something the size of an apple could wreak just as much destruction as a cannonball.

On another note, why did he have them? Did he MAKE them?

“Oakley, WHY do you have that?”

Rikaad questioned him but the winged man just continued to smile.

“Well i made them, and no i am never going to tell anyone how to make them nor am i giving any of these away to any of your soldiers, i'm not even giving any to you and i know you are the most responsible person here”

Well it WAS Oakley so that checked out, and we could ask later when the hell he even made them, for now we had a battle to win.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Oakley putting on those weird claw gauntlets he had already used to defeat the ice mage and lift off into the sky while Rikaad was directing soldiers this way and that with the help of Norrin.

“You two! Go try and help the carts! Donovan I think the Ardua would be fit for this, and don't worry all the Guards already know!”

Rikaad then rode of towards where most of the troop was waiting at the bottom of the slope that led to the castle.

Well of course he had the foresight to avoid a mass panic like that should I shift in the battle.

Better do what he said then, i took a few steps away from Fable so as to not topple him over and twisted the Gem on the bracelet.

In just a second I was back to being the big green beast.

Dragging carts like this would be easy!

“I was not aware you were able to do that”

I looked down at Fable, what? But wasn't this entire bracelet thing Elven magic or whatever? Well Oakley once mentioned it being rare so it was entirely possible Fable hadn't known what it was.

Well fuck me, i would have liked to know that sooner but Fable never really asked questions of his own.

No matter now, I could talk to him later about this for now we had more important things to do.

“Doesn't matter right now, let's go and help with the carts already!”

I turned to leave in the direction we needed to go before I turned to him again and made a hop on motion with my head.

He had jumped up and climbed onto my back before I had even a chance to duck down so he could use my arm as a step.

Well that was one way to do that.

Faster too.

We reached the carts pretty quickly considering that my legs were taller than Rikaad’s draft horse and over the course of twenty minutes managed to tow at least six wagons and carts to me.

It took another hour or so to get the carts where they needed to be in the defense line.

All the while Fable sat on my back with his bow at the ready and was shooting at scouts from the enemy.

One time he managed to get an arrow right inside the slit of the visor of one, the man went down and did not get up again.

I did not want to think about that, at all.

After that was done we went to help with the next carts and the like and after that was done did it again and after a good three hours we had distributed all of them on our side of the river.

We didn't get too close to the river as the ground was sometimes swampy and soft and could open up sinkholes if too much weight was put on it.

Also it had the advantage that the enemies had to cross the river first which was not an easy feat in itself.

There were a few bridges sure but they were easily set on fire, and the river itself might look calm but right under the surface were extremely dangerous currents and Rapids that would sweep one away in barely a blink.

And speaking of enemies, they had gotten a lot closer than before and I had to admit that Fable's estimate was scarily accurate.

We both were currently resting behind a large tent per Rikaad’s orders as he didn't wasn't us to be tired before the fight even began.

He was right of course, even if I was just itching to go and do something to help even more.

Fable just bridged the time by fine tuning his Bow that he had admitted to hiding before he came to the castle to appear as non threatening as possible.

His Sword, which was as I had correctly guessed a rapier, was also polished to the point where it functioned perfectly well as a mirror.

It was very clear that Fable had used both of those weapons before and I didn't want to think about that.

I was aware that it was entirely possible that he had killed before, especially considering that he had to travel through human territory to get here.

But i didn't want to believe that, so i just wouldn't and instead closed my eyes to the violence that was about to start in barely half an hour.

Half an hour, huh, half an hour and bloodshed would commence and all because some guy decided to be greedy.

I briefly wondered if Winton was even liked in his own kingdom or if everyone just did as he said because he was the king.

Probably the latter, and if Arthur was right Winton had a group of radical followers behind him who did his bidding.

I spied out past the tent to see if it was time to move while Fable was still busy with his arrows.

It looked like a smaller group had split from the army and was walking towards the middle bridge.

Rikaad also gathered a small fraction of his soldiers and went up towards the bridge.

Squinting I could see winton on a white steed with thin legs, well that definitely wasn't a war horse.

It took a few seconds to click what was going on.

They were talking one last time before the battle to see if any of them surrendered.

Of course neither of them would considering Winton was a stubborn tantrum throwing bitch and Rikaad just wasn't the type to give up.

What worried me was the big tarp they had brought with them, It worried me even more than all of the trebuchets and catapults.

But I had no idea why.

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