#me when apple juice

[babbiekou]

Baby! Baby baby baby <3

[coquelicoq]

what drinks do you have on hand when people come over? are they just things that you drink yourself, or do you stock anything that you don't drink just so you can offer it to people? for instance, if you don't like soda, do you keep some in your house anyway just in case someone comes over and wants some?

[tooquirkytolose]

Fucked up by going to the fresh pressed juice bar and picking the Dracula Plus drink because, yknow, I am not immune to cool name but my mistake was only glancing at the first 2 listed ingredients out of 4: Beets and Carrots

What I did not realize, was that the two ingredients listed directly UNDER beets and carrots...was zanahorria and betabel....which is spanish...for beets..and carrots...

My sister laughed at me when I took a sippy of the dirt juice and almost gagged 😔

[charliecakess]

two likes and i draw them

[gojonanami]

orange juice vs apple juice?

orange juice hands down - no pulp — I love orange juice, but honestly I love mango juice the most

[skitskatdacat63]

"Fernando Alonso enjoys some apple juice"

[cyanide-sodapop]

i miss being like 6 and just sitting on the couch watching octonauts all day while sipping my apple juice

[biblicallyaccuratepigeons]

Uh uh

No no

Bibbity bop ka-zow!

I can't be pressured

No way, no how!

[marsbotz]

clay agreeing to marry bloberta bc of how she mothered him vs bloberta having like no actual maternal instincts

[insomniackel]

Mi tripa……….

[obstinatecondolement]

My sister was saying "You should write that idea for a novel about [REDACTED] that you had a while ago for NaNo. I think that could be really fun" and I was like oh yeah! I remember we got a kick out of that one. And then, after a pause, had be like... could you remind me what the plot was again? Because litearlly all I could remember was that it had been funny At The Time and involved [REDACTED].

It was like when my mum reads a book and strongly recommends it to me the day after she finishes it, but can't remember any of the characters names or what happened, but it was definitely very good and I should read it so we can talk about it!

Except this was a story I made up myself and devoted not an insignificant amount of thought to, and then never committed any of what I came up with to the page because it was still early stages and I would "remember" what my initial ideas were 🙄

[b00bconnoisseur]

Happy birthday to me and @sammchenry :)

Have a great birthday, twin !!!!!

[architectureenthusiast]

Cause I'm an idiot. I accidentally injected 10 units of insulin when changing my pumps reservoir and canula 🙃. Now each unit bring me down by roughly 4mmol/L glucose levels, I am currently at 3.6mmon/L 🙃.

So to counter this, I need to consume 100g of carbs, as 1 unit of insulin equals to 10grams of carbohydrates for me. But to counter my hypoglycaemia I need an additional 30grams of carbs.

As I am currently in hypoglycaemia I do not want to eat at all and would rather fight someone, or do maths (love maths) or make a really long post about what I should be doing instead of doing it.

So the only thing I have on hand to treat my hypo is percy pigs, which I am quickly starting to hate the existence of.

I do not want to eat anymore than I have to, so to avoid going downstairs and weighing them I am trying to look up the weight of a single one online.

I did not get a straightforward answer, which led to the maths. I am not putting the maths on here, just know I made it a lot harder than it had to be.

Love having hypos in the middle of the night.

[vulpinesaint]

planned parenthood trip to get my blood drawn (taking testosterone levels) was so great this morning btw. in and out in fifteen minutes, they were SO fast about it, blood draw was easy peasy. so content with the nurse believing me when i said i was totally fine with getting my blood drawn it made the process so quick :D

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

5 drinks to get to know me: (tagged by @goblinsbriide <3333333 luv u)

any kind of black coffee [iced/hot]: (whether that be an americano, french press, cold brew, brewed/drip coffee, straight up espresso, etcetcetc)

plain teas: ([fresh/looseleaf or teabag] ginger, green/gunpowder/genmaicha/boricha, rooibos, chamomile, lavender, oolong, herbal, etcetcetc)

water mmm mmm mmm

sweetened chai w/ milk [or alternative milks] : (ex. iced chai, masala chai [other ppls or my own that i grind from scratch every time hehehe], my kashmiri naanis kashmiri chai <333 [esp. if im drinking it while in kashmir !!])

[refer to the tags for the "5th" answer] sry not sry i am an indecisive bitch

[amaranth]

i think you might be allergic to apples

i've had that thought!! it's weird because it's only when they're raw (?) like i can put away a serious amount of apple pie or an apple fritter with no problem