#me when I’m a menace
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darkie answering asks I run over hihiiiiiiiiiiii
Hello Star.
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I need to post this to artfight, and also polish it a little- the colors and designs are so utterly off- but for now here’s the wip :] @allyheart707
#potatoe rambles#unless u don’t have the turtles listed on artfight- pffthhffjfh#trying to find an animal ear for all of them was hard#oh my god I should’ve given mikey floppy dog ears what am I doing#so that’s another thing I need to change#I just wanted to let you know I’m making it because it’s been rotting away in the art iPad for some time now#mutual horror#remeber when you were a kid and you got super into tea sets and was only allowed to put water in it cus you were a menace that would have#‘tea parties’ everywhere including on your bed? no? just me?#well that’s why they have water in their tea cups#cannot trust the toddlers with hot liquids I’m afraid
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how long does it take you to draw your sketches/doodles? also do you have any tips to draw faster? 🙇♀️
I generally take 30 - 60 minutes a sketch,,,, but honestly really depends on how detailed it is.
Like a Chibi will be done in 20 - 25 minutes (Counting in the extra time I spend on minute details like a perfectionist 😭)
I for some reason really like spending egregious amounts of time on random objects too??? Unless it’s the in the background, I’ll spend 40 minutes refining it.
Random characters that are fully colored and rendered with take like 80 minutes.
The comics take usually take an hour or two per page. (If I decide to cross hatch it, my entire day will be gone with 4 pages… so I’ve been trying to find shortcuts. But not without sacrificing the quality for time lol)
I don’t think there’s any trick or magic to drawing faster. It’s really about weaponizing your artistic knowledge, and finding what’s comfortable or convenient for you!
There was a period of time where I would spend 11 or 12 hours on an illustration, and it wASS UGLYYYYY. (Some of these artworks are still available on my tumblr,,, but it’s SO LONG AGO, AND IT WAS MY 1ST OR 2ND YEAR GETTING INTO DIGITAL ART)
Overtime I learned what worked best for me, and practiced till I felt more comfortable with what I was drawing. Eventually I managed to shorten the time to 4 hours or less! Ambition was my biggest enemy but at the same time my biggest motivator. (And it still is LMFAO) 😭
EDIT (bit more to my way too long tangent): ALSO??? BRO DON’T BE AFRAID TO USE YOUR MESSY SKETCH AS LINEART OR DRAW ON TOP OF IT. I’VE DONE IT FOR YEARS NOW AND IT ADDS SUCH A GOOD EXTRA BIT OF TEXTURE,, AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN USE LINE-ART ANY MORE UNLESS IT’S A COMMISSION,, (IT’LL ADD LIKE AN 2-4 HOURS TO MY WORK)
#mushyrt#asks#that word minute bothers me so much#I look at it and want to refer to it as the time minute#this sketch took about 3 minutes when it should’ve been 1 minute#BUT I WAS SO HYPERFIXATED ON THE EYESSS#i say these pretty words#but THE REAL TIP IS HONESTLY THE LASSO TOOL#LASSO TOOL IS THE BEST#IT’S MY FAVORITE TOOL FOR MAKING BACKGROUNDS OR QUICK SHADING OR COLORING#OR ALSO THE MASK TOOL#TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM#THEY’RE SO GOOD#Procreate mask tool kinda sucksss#SO USE ALPHA LOCK IF YOU ARE A CONFIDENT PERSON#OR NOT AFRAID TO F**K UP#Bro I sometimes draw on 1 layer and use alpha lock and my friends look at me like I’m a menace#BUT IT!S USEFULLLL AND SO EASY#This little tangent definitely should’ve been my answer for the ‘how much do you draw’ question#but I’ve been thinking about it for a long time#AND I’M A MANIAC WHEN IT COMES TO DRAWING 😭😭#even if you rob me of a paper or pencil I WILL FIND A WAY TO DRAW#I WILL SCRATCH INTO YOUR SHIRT AND ROCKS AND MAKE AN ARTWORK OUT OF WATER OR CAT FUR#YOU WILL NOT DEPRIVE ME OF MY CREATIVE ENDEAVORS#This didn’t stick out to me until one of my friends said ‘omg ofc she’s drawing’ under her breath#like I spend every second of free time I have drawing unless I find something else interesting#The only time I’m not drawing is when I’m on the toilet or doing random everyday stuff#I forgot to talk about this but greyscale to color is insanely useful too; it teaches you different values while also being super fast#i tend to use greyscale to color when I do a BW sketch I end up liking#TL;DR - Lasso Tool + Layer Mask + Alpha Lock + Sketch as lineart
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Mine and Elder Predator’s relationship in a nutshell:
#yautja#avp elder#old man acts aloof all day just to purr for me when we’re finally alone together#it’s funny cuz I’m a fairly reserved person yet in my Yautja world I am an absolute menace#BUT I’M CRAZY FOR JUST ONE MAN 😏#btw…#sorry I stole this idea from bleuu-moon’s simon ghost riley post#but make it yautja
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I haven’t drawn Fake Peppino in AGES
For any Fake Peppino lovers out there that I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry- 💀🙇♀️
And for anyone WHO HASN’T EVER SEEN me actually draw him I’M EVEN MORE SORRY 🙏🙇♀️🙏🙇♀️🙏🙇♀️
Now I personally don’t want newer viewers seeing my cringe ass Fake pep art but if anyone who does wanna see it- (HEADS UP FOR INTENSE BODY HORROR-) take these few links (I’m sorry I can’t scroll through my entire blog again just take some examples- 🥲):
Here, here, here, here and here.
The first one is my first ever drawing of him, I did not draw him normal- 💀
Anyways….this means have I changed how I draw him? Yes!
Look at the silly goober!! I may draw him just like this for now however…It was fun drawing him like the slimy disaster he was but it’s fine-…It always took a bit of time to draw those 🤷♀️
But just for the fun of it, and for old times sake, take a body horror Fake Peppino: (Warning, it looks kinda bad- 💀)
#Pizza Tower#I need to draw more Fake Peppino now. No excuses#Although I will admit I like drawing him more of a menace to society more than a fluffy soft glob of kindness- I’m sorry 🙏#I just really like seeing the limits I could do with this guy#He’s so SPOOKY there’s like so much potential you can do with him!!!#It’s also why I love when I see people make him genuinely fucking terrifying- Don’t get me wrong I LOVE sweet Fakey but MAN….I love him as#being horrific….It’s just SO GOOD 😫😫💥💥#The only thing is I want to draw him but at the same time don’t got any ideas 😅 Might have to dig something up-#I had a blast drawing him I remember that- Like legit I thought I made him so cool-#Fake Peppino#Art#Body Horror
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do you think erik sews his own magneto costumes
#i fully think he does#imagine him sitting behind a sewing machine#even better he hand stitched everything#i’m sorry it’s so funny for me to think about#erik’s out there tryna be all menacing while also having to hand mend a tear in his cape#magneto when his cape rips: :(#erik lehnsherr#x men#magneto
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My Qi Rong headcannon of the day (incorporating my design for him) is that like Hua Cheng, he can change his appearance so that even after he loses his mask in the second book/season, people can’t exactly say he looks like Xie Lian. My design for him really turns him into a goblin so if we pretend he looks like that then he’s intentionally becoming something as far from Xie Lian as he can, but his true form would be much more beautiful and their similarity much more prominent. But in canon he doesn’t actually have enough power to do that I don’t think? Hua Cheng is powerful enough to have multiple forms so maybe Qi Rong can get by with having only one.
And ignoring my design for him, I think this is also why he wears a mask. Pretty boy don’t like being reminded he’s related to Xie Lian.
I also have a headcannon that he was executed by decapitation with the royal xianle family so in the afterlife he has a huge scar around his neck. He’d get pissed off to find it mirrors Xie Lian’s cursed shackle.
In other words he’s trying to be something as far from Xie Lian as possible, even if he has to make himself as ugly as he can to do so.
He’s on my walls now…
#art catastrophe#I like the idea of him being a disgusting little freak#like if you like qi rong being pretty then hell yeah make him pretty#in fact it was so funny to me that in the dinghy’s when his face was revealed her was wearing makeup#legit the most beautiful boy in the entire show#but in my head based on my impression of him from the books he’s a freak of nature#he would flick his boogers at you#the type of guy to wear socks OVER his sandals#or even bathe with his socks on#it’s his way of saying fuck you to the royal family cause they never gave a shit about him or his mom#and let’s be honest while they were both mortal Xie Lian kinda treated Qi Rong like he was a dolt or just worthless#I’m just saying he’s gotta be more of a menace beyond just being a cannibal#tgcf qi rong#tgcf#qi rong#tian guan ci fu#hua Cheng#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf headcannon#headcannon#tgcf theory#heaven officials blessing#tgcf donghua#manhua#tgcf manhua#tgcf books#tgcf book 2
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i wonder what he’s listening to?
inktober day 2: spiders
[Image Description: digital line art of spider-man. he is visible from his bust up and is hanging upside down while wearing wired headphones. the background has some doodles like spirals, irregular stars, a spider web, music notes, and a spider hanging from a thread. /end ID]
#hehehe drawing spidey for spiders. i’m a genius#initially i wanted to do a scary spider drawing with him looking like a real menace with an army of spiders#but i didn’t have enough time so i changed my mind and decided to do a silly fun spidey drawing#i love it when peter/spidey is silly and fun#pls don’t expect me to post more constantly lmao#i was lucky inktober started on a weekend cuz i had more time to draw#but i have school now so no time for drawing sadly </3#maybe i will have time#but i doubt it#peter parker#peter parker fanart#spider-man#spider-man fanart#marvel#marvel comics#marvel fanart#comics fanart#inktober#inktober 2023#digital art#fanart#digital artist#art#has id#my art
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Got slapped in the face three times and poked in the eye by a two year old today at work, all in the span of ten minutes…… all because I told him he couldn’t push or hit his friends….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫. Being a teacher is sooooooo great 🫠🫠🫠🫠
#mine#text post#early learning is so important#but also sometimes these kids are just absolute menaces#he also kept smiling or laughing whenever he pushed/hit a friend#and did the same when he hit me#like…. hello?!??!?! menace.#I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job#send help I’m losing my mind today
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reading hill house + enjoying it for the yuri
#this captures what it’s like to interact with a bi girl that’s out of your league so well#I am paying attention to other things besides that ofc <3 I like the way the house is being characterized so far#the style of description is very cinematic imo like kind of weirdly so#when it introduced all the characters and when it like cuts between them in a montage#the descriptions are all really good imo so I don’t want to be that guy that’s like I wish it was a movie. but I do think it would be cool#though it’s a shame they couldn’t actuslly have the like menacing atmosphere of hill house that makes anyone who looks at it hate it#ik there’s a Netflix series but Ive heard mixed things + that it’s not that accurate :p#idk I’m interested to see what happens :)#also she’s literally me
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If you are recommending a book and the book is YA, you absolutely have to mention that. You have to. It’s a MAJOR part of the book. Failing to mention a book is YA is like promising someone a smoothie and then handing them a salad. Sure, the ingredients are mostly there, but we all know it’s not the same thing.
And I’m not shitting on YA. I just don’t personally enjoy it any more, and it’s extremely frustrating to open a book from a rec list and realize that nobody thought to mention it was written for kids. It happens constantly, and is only worsened by the fact that the YA market tends to be super homogeneous.
#look I’m sorry I want my protagonist to be an adult#and if they’re not an adult then I would like the storytelling to be adult#I’m not there any more#YA also tends to be the worst offender when it comes to the weird Twitter/tiktokification of fiction writing#miss me with that shit#real talk with menace
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what do you guys think kaeyas horse would be called :-)
#x#gi posting#i told myself i would post abt smth else bc i’ve had kaeya on the brain too much but. Well.#i’m trying to figure out what i want from his horse. i Think i want crepus to have let kaeya pick her out to learn to ride her when he was#still relatively young#maybe 11ish? and i think diluc mustve obviously known how to ride beforehand#maybe he’s had his ‘own’ horse for a little longer too#anyways. all i know is that kaeyas is a mare (stil researching the breed. let me be) and she’s an absolute nightmare to handle in the modern#day. she only lets kaeya groom her and whatnot🥹 she wasn’t taken when varka left bc it honestly would’ve been a safety hazard to even try#i like to think she was more chill during his teen years but became nastier after. you know#also she is kaeya’s one blind spot i think it would be SOOOO funny if he’s convinced she’s still his gorgeous angel when everyone else#is just like kaeya she’s a MENACE#also he calls her darling when he talks to her. he’s such a horse girl in my heart
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okay so like Endo, you, and one of those 'love is art' kits
thank you, that's all
???!?!!?!!?!? FINNIE???!?!!!?
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WAS AND HAD TO LOOK IT UP AND I WISH U COULDVE HEARD THE SCREAM WHEN I REALIZED.
#ur telling me we could coat our bodies in paint n go round for round on top of a canvas? 🤕#oh i’m really sick.#you know i read a fic about this once. with kokonoi.#it was really hot.#ENDOOOO THOUGHHHH#ohhhh he’d be such a menace about it bringing attention to it when ppl come over#meanwhile there’s poorly concealed handprints all over the damn thing 😮💨#ohhhhh you wounded me.#msg: finn <3#venya <3
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Hello, im wehaveagathering from my main blog, im kind of obsessed with your hockey poetry edits and I think your blog is great! I guess I kind of have a dumb question, where do you find the images you use for your edits? Did you say Getty in your tags?? I’ve gotten into making icons recently (and i have ideas for poetry edits hrrrghhh) but it’s hard to find high res images. Thanks for your time and I hope you have a nice day :)
first of all thank you so much 🥹 and second that’s absolutely not a dumb question!! i do pull a lot of images from getty and i’ll also download pictures from sports articles (i got a lot of the hugheses pictures from online access articles, for example), or sometimes from instagram/facebook/twitter if an account is public. freely admitting that i am not technologically advanced? inclined? in the slightest here, but the image editing software that you use and how you import/export photos with it makes a difference in the quality of them as well!
if you haven’t seen them yet, i would also recommend checking out @simmyfrobby @national-hockey-lesbian @hauntedppgpaints @tapedsleeves @starscelly and @captainbradmarchand’s blogs just off the top of my head!!! they might know more places to get high res images and also i love their work 💕🫶
#sorry can’t type hands all butterfly hearts i’m just out here like 🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭💕💕💕#@ everyone i tagged ty i love you i hope you don’t mind the tag 😘 also i KNOW i am unintentionally forgetting people so tag them at will#forgive me i am eepy. we are running on <4 hours of sleep and over 18 hours awake 🫡#liv in the replies#join the club!!! join the club!!!!! we love the hockey poetry edits!!!!!! i’m so excited to see what you create!!!!! :)))))#the process of me finding images is very much like. either i have a vision in my head and i troll getty looking for it or my screenshots#if i know i have one l m a o but either way i am always 68 pages deep in a hyper specific search labeling my photos like ‘ohHHH buddy’#‘menace 1 abd 2’ ‘but he’s not a cup winner’ ‘ohhhh the nolpat media scrums are rich earth’#‘because WILLY WON’T CUT HIS HAIR’ ‘deJA FUCKIN MILK BAYBE’ ‘is it truly sn edit if u don’t find a devastating baby pic’ ‘yes MF last line’#and so forth. like. glad it’s comprehensible to ME but if anyone else ever tried to use these photos based on file name alone i am so sorry#also i forget that y’all can’t see all of the metadata notes on photos to know where they’re from :/ i gotta be better abt making it clear#also on the note about image quality i just need to state for the record i am so photoshop whatever illiterate.#i learn one (1) new trick on GIMP a year maybe two if i am lucky & no i have never figured out consistent sizing 🫡 but the one hack for res#i HAVE figured out is that when i do edits i usually make a whole doc w/the poem lined up on it (helps me keep somewhat consistent sizing)#and then i export that document as a pdf and edit the pdf in the software instead of trying to screencap or jpeg or anything. PDF quality >#that is probably so convoluted lol if anyone has tips please lmk i am always learning#ANYWAY. rambling u did not ask for but is inherent to Me.#have a great day too!!!!! you literally made mine so 💕😭#wehaveagathering#indecisor
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for me… FOR ME..!!! and for shri’iia specifically the lock in for astarion’s romance is his graveyard scene in act 3.
i think it is too quick for shri’iia to be moving on to another relationship considering her previous one was with her mistress who essentially groomed and isolated her for like … more than hundred years. learning to chase her own desires and not moulding herself to what anyone wants her to be is something so new to her…!!! and something that she’s still learning how to be comfortable with….
and what I like abt romancing astarion with her is that I usually go for the dialogue path in his act 2 confession scene where you can ask him:
- what do YOU want to do?
and he goes like honestly idk what we’re doing but /this/ is nice. it just feels like two people exploring the option to love for the first time and taking things in their own pace rather than jumping straight into the relationship. they’re going at a snails pace… they don’t know what they’re doing but they like this feeling and the vibe and they want to more of it but they’re not ready to commit to anything yet and it’s fine for them …!! and they’re only committing by the end in the graveyard scene where significant time has passed and they’ve learnt a little more about themselves and they’re both more confident about their own desires and also how they want to be loved.
like it is so fitting I think… and sweet… not to mention astarion being a high elf & a vampire and shri’iia being a drow, they have all the time of the world for themselves so I def think they would want to take their time. except if shri’iia turns into a mindflayer or drider by the end then that plan is out the window lol
#now I’m thinking who else I can romance with her .. maybe lae’zel ??#since the thing with her is that she doesn’t get vulnerable in act 1 so the scenes where the romances#are kind of heart to hearts like shadowheart’s or karlach’s (😭😭😭) is out of the question since it doesn’t fit her …#like she’d rather sleep with someone first than actually get to know them 😭 hence astarion and lae’zel …#gale and wyll… I am hmmm about it on one hand her approval with wyll in act 1 is not even high enough 😭😭#and I don’t think she can be sweet enough to chase after him in the party .. she was kind of like ok fine whatever when he said he’s not in#the mood … gale I think can be a contender .. I actually don’t know how his route goes so I’m not sure abt that …#but the thing is … she gets vulnerable LATER ..!! and why astarion’s romance work for her is i hc after their act 2 scene#they’re just in a situationship rather than actual relationship … like they’re dating (yes!) but also dating (hmmmm)#and it’s only in his last scene where they both lock in bc I think that’s enough time for her to process her OWN trauma and also for her#own character development … like she has to learn how to trust (ack!!!!) which is the thing that you don’t do when you’re raised in lolth’s#cult …. and her mistress manipulated her trust too so it’s even more nerve wracking for her bc she doesn’t want someone to have that power#over her again .. but now she has to learn how to give it away freely … without being scared … bites my hand …!!!!#and astarion graveyard scene where he wants to live again vs shri’iia learning how to trust again and trying to live without the fear of#someone betraying you and using you and the paranoia that comes with it … urck urgh goughhhhhh critical hit …#also I have a hc that she actually is quite good at making poisons since her mother sold alchemy herbs and components#and she gives him poison as a courting gift lol .. also like a way to protect him 🤭 but she won’t admit that … she’s like if you want it#take it if you don’t idc 🤷♀️ (she does..) i hc that she gets flustered at sincerity actually#their relationship for me is like they’re both two little shits and a general menace to society (both charlatans)#but if they had to hold hands she’d get too flustered too and he’s like honestly what are you a child? (smug face making fun of her)#I have this little comic idea for them when they held hands for the first time and she’s like ouggghhh 😳😮💨 flustered and sweating and he’s#like hihi 🤭😎 but then their hands starts to get sweaty and then he’s like ew that’s disgusting and she’s like ok if u hate it let go then#and he’s like no YOU let go 🙄 but they don’t let go now they have to suffer through the sweaty hand holding alas such is fate …
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Writing modern day Rosie and making him an absolute menace because I think it’d be funny
#mild mannered small town lawyer by day. absolute menace at the local dive bar by night#he makes his friends do jaeger bombs or chug a vodka redbull when he pulls up and feels like things are far too chill#and then plays nonstop queen Bowie on the jukebox#because by modern I mean early 2000s and I Know a Rosie who was born in the 70s would’ve lived and breathed Freddie Mercury#anyways….#what do you think his bar walk up song would be#rn I’m inclined to say ‘tear it up’#the mental image of him walking into a bar while Freddie yells ‘are you ready?!’ like 😙👌🏻#also idk if anyone else do this but when my best friend beats me to the bar she’ll queue up ‘famous last words’ on the touchtunes#so it plays as I arrive and j recommend everyone get a walk up bar song#Kelly writes
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