#me when ?????

[washingmachinegirly]

me when?

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(someone needs to take my phone away and lock me up in a cage i stg)

(i make a version of this joke like every other week)

[vampire-gummys]

Quick Zelda sketches because tmrw is the start of my thanksgiving break :3

Yay

[bags-of-regret]

Oh god theres more

[cat-eyeball-nul]

[landflman]

🫣

[wystarianpixies]

me when the-

[st4rgirlmar1e]

[oceanblvdbabe]

please lord, make me the biggest star the world has ever known. so that I'll make it far, far away from this place

[et-in-arkadia]

[joliejoles]

Thud

[hidden-reliquary]

Oh to have a smoke sesh with a hot girl who starts using me as her fucktoy while I’m so high I can’t talk

Oh to have a hot girl make fun of me for being a dumb little slut while I’m choking on her strap/cock

[bags-of-regret]

Idk how well this format does here but if I don’t express my emotions through memes across my platforms I will combust

[starzeeke]

me

[landflman]

#need

[naminoor]

Bro i just finished reading the Odyssey and i swear Telemachus and Peisistratus r quite literally my favourite characters.

Like Nestor went: “Ah hello son of Odysseus, this is my !SINGLE! And !VERY STRONG AND HANDSOME! Son that is coincidentally !AROUND THE SAME AGE AS YOU! And you shall SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS HIM and he will ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!”

And also in Sparta where Telemachus had to wake up Peisistratus and just kicked him? And Peisistratus was like ‘bro go to bed it is like 3AM’.

Also Telemachus called Peistratus ‘light of my heart’

And Peistratus asked Menelaus about his brother bc he never knew him.

And when Telemachus had to like go back to Ithaka he asked Peisitratus for help since Nestor would try to find a way to make Tele stay and Peisitraus was like:’i got u dont worry!’

They r such underrated characters (which is wild considering Telemachus is quite literally odysseus’ son) .

I am also obsessed with EPIC the musical and i know Peisistratus is probably not gonna appear and that makes me sad bc i like him so much (still very excited for the wisdom saga though bc Telemachus)

Anyways that was my rant, one last message before i go:

Telemachus and Peisistratus were gay as hell

Bye bye :D