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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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Hey, don't cry. Ghost yuri, okay?
(Now that you know the girls, they need to meet the boys!)
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#fem payneland#although technically as everyone is the opposite gender their last names should be different#OKAY you know the drill u get fanart and i get to ramble about it#Edith wears pants now#this pains me because i love drawing skirts but after she escaped hell#she met charlotte who made an offhand comment about how it's easier to move with pants#and edith who just spent 70 years running in hell went wait a tick#she feels safer that way is what i'm saying#interesting because as you can see she wore a skirt to confess and we know how THAT went but anyway#charlotte's mom was abusive of course#and she forced her to practice ballet despite charlotte being interested in a lot of other sports#she did fairly well at ballet but this means no cricket bat :(#i know we all love butch fem charles but as he's mostly gender conforming i decided to not do that#no reason for the bracelets but as i wanted to give her a choker i thought they would combine with the earrings#crystal is still crystal because his parents are weird artists who like stupid names#niko though... i don't know what to name him#dead girl detectives
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Steve Cobs I hope you EXPLO- oh wait.
#inanimate insanity#ii#mephone4#steve cobs#art#digital art#fanart#comic#abuse tw#violence tw#smoking tw#child abuse tw#<- I dont consider mephone a child but youknow just in case#gjinka#pre-canon#My man you built him to care about your health what did you expect#I dont think he smokes often but he has a stressful job so he lets himself occasionally#He was supposed to be wearing a suit but I forgottt and I put him in his alt outfit on accident. Dumb little suspenders.#I should also note that Mephones face and hands are the only places built with sensation so yeah this is especially awful#AND THEN THE WAY HE JUST USES HIM AS AN ALEXA AT THE END. “Hmmmm yes Schedule an appointment for me will you?”#And its scheduled for the the afternoon of the next day too. He's not in any rush. Let Mephone sit with it a while.#And of course he's not going to be too pressed if the repair gets put off for a day. or two. He's a busy guy.#He has better things to do than clean up what Mephones brought on himself.
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i wonder often.
#batting my eyelashes innocently :)#helluva hangover cure eh KT?#no but really. i would kill to see the timeline where zack gets back in touch with kunsel.#'talk to me zack. you can tell me anything. tell me about all the things that are wearing you down.'#does squeenix seriously not know what they did?? they just left us fucking hanging. sigh. par for the course i guess :/#ffvii#crisis core#kunsel#zack fair#my art <3#my mental instability about this one-off npc <3
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HELP

#i just opened tiktok. which of course was my first mistake#oh and it’s not a joke ppl in the comments are talking about the theylor subreddit 😭😭😭HELLO#i don’t even know what to say#and like the other pics are her with a ponytail or a button up 😭#guys maybe maybe we’re being a bit weird here#maybe girls can wear button ups to#idk call me crazy#mari.txt
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I really love the design of Nina's room here. It looks very realistic for one a high schooler would have. But of course Nina needs some special accommodations and they make sense. Her room is cute and believable. I adore the stickers on her bed. What a fun little detail. There's a bunch of posters showing that she has a wide variety of interests, and even an amp.
The pom-pom topped pencil is just *chef's kiss*
Nina's just a regular girl who happens to have aquatic traits and I love that.
#Creature Commandos#Nina Mazursky#I can't help wondering how she wears headphones though#She has ears. likely internal ones. I'm more wondering if they're specially designed to work underwater#She also seems to have a PH testing kit which makes sense#My eye keeps getting drawn to Nina herself for obvious reasons and a part of me wonders something#Is it uncomfortable feeling to have your dorsal fin so compacted? She's probably used to it of course
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greeting and good saturday to you! it has been A Fucking Week and i am So Tired. may i learn something horribly embarrasing about Killie, as a pick-me-up?
Oh you have my sympathy. And my bow. And my axe. And whatever I can do.
Killie would consider it horribly embarrassing for you to learn what he had for breakfast, so this was quite difficult. He’d be embarrassed by everything from his stammer (not embarrassing!) to his kinda right-wing era (he learned better!) to the fact that at thirty-mumble years old he learned that he can be noisy in bed. apparently.
That’s a mix of things that shouldn’t be embarrassing!! They’re NOT embarrassing! We wouldn’t laugh!
But something genuinely funny-embarrassing is the problem of Killie’s pyjamas.
His build is a fairly unusual, though not improbable, one in the UK. Equestrian stuff/sportswear comes in a range of sizes. Racing gear is often unisex and comes in a lot of sizes. Jockeys often like to look dapper in their formalwear, and his menswear has to be hand-tailored anyway, so between Killie Athleisure (TM) and Equestrian Stuff Is Just Normal Clothes, and the occasional blazer, he’s fine.
But you aren’t going to get a lot of your random clothing handmade, and Killie … absolutely buys kids’ pyjamas. size 12-13, shut up shut up shut up, yes - yeah fine. So they have horses on them - do NOT make this a thing -
#Killie#so what if they’re from the girls section SHUT UP#listen. if a man wants pyjamas with horses on then he should have them.#and snip the size label out.#a man’s allowed.#Charlie of course shops in the kids’ section out of Fashion#and wears shirts with flippy sequins claiming it’s to embarrass his children but they’re embarassmentproof#just to liven up the school run really.#though to be fair I sat across from a man Killie’s build last week on public transport and he had the same boots as me in a different color#Moshulu Bardsey mine are green and his were the dark red ones#and they’re sold as a women’s boot but shouldn’t be.#I pondered that poor man’s feet thinking SAME BOOTS for a while that was possibly too long but I came by it honestly.#do i want the dark red ones? I don’t know#they’ve stopped doing Green Bardsey and mine have holes.#and we did not do the Same Boot nod but we did offer each other seats so that was fine
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LET FREE THE CURSE OF TAEKWONDO I EP. 04 Are you okay? No, I'm not.
#let free the curse of taekwondo#let free the curse of taekwondo the series#userfaiza#userrlaura#userrlana#userspicy#forfive#tuseryoo#uservix#kim nu rim#lee seon#kdramaedit#rosygifs#jang yeon woo#korean bl#bl series#kdrama#dohoe x hyeonho#dohoe x juyeong#and what if i said this episode made me insane#and what if i said that im obsessed with the actor playing hyeonho THEN WHAT#and omg the costuming in this episode was immaculate - dohoe wearing those light colors that wash him out#and then there's hyeonho in mostly stern black#and those there are the suits everyone wore for the funeral combined with the gorgeous coats#going to your abusive father's funeral together with your ex bestie / ex high school bully / humble servant (?) / (ex) lover (?) IS CRAZY#and all the while serving absolute looks - im here for this drama and angst#and then of course juyeoung is just GOING THROUGH IT#mywork
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i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it
big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”
closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good
he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.
and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.
imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.
he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.
by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.
it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.
imagine that.
all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may dixon#tate mcgucket#fiddauthor#ignoring the fact that he’s never depicted wearing a wedding ring. i’m ignoring it#it’s late i hope this makes sense at all#i love fiddleford. i love making him more tragic than he already is#cw cheating#just in case#ik this interpretation isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but it KILLS me#emma may and tate are so underrated bc there was no room in the story for them#let me MAKE the room#i may draw them…#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#my writing#ford pines#implied but he is here. poor oblivious homewrecker#i think ford obviously knew and was apprehensive but yk. he’s already hiding shit from fidds anyways what’s one more sin#and then it all goes to hell of course because of a stupid fucking triangle thanks bill#dude if my wife and situationship both left me AND i thought my situationship was about to end the world with his own hubris#i would probably fold to the memory gun too
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"BUT DEAN wouldn't WEAR THAT!!"
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#supernatural#the winchesters#dean winchester#listen look me in the eyes#dean loves a silly little outfit#he does!#he always has#this isn't even all the silly outfits he wears throughout the course of spn#and these are ONLY outfits he wore of his own volition! nobody made him dress like that!
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for @hamartia-grander ‘s fic Another Time 🧡
this scene in the epilogue got me 🙃 i love them.
#It’s funny cause I had been working on this sketch a couple of weeks ago and got distracted. then I read your epilogue and was like OH SHIT#that opening scene was so cute and i remembered i had this sketch so i ran to tweak it to fit#it was fate 💕#or we shared a brainwave ✨#it’s not exact to the scene of course 😅#but same feels and vibes I hope#serennedy#serennedy fanart#leon kennedy#luis serra navarro#resident evil 4#resident evil fanart#your fic was soooo good and I’m absolutely in love with it!#can’t wait for the next thing 🤩#and again.. might not be the same looks you had in mind ( i could not for the life of me remember if Leon was blonde)#but its the brain image I got in mind#a little grown out blonde lol#and they might’ve been wearing clothes lol#but Leon with stubble.. here for it
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1989 — Deutsche Demokratische Republik (x)
#Do NOT ask me to make actual backgrounds#I think I would rather die#Anyways. Some more fic art of course#Obligatory gil w glasses post#except it's the 80s so he's wearing fuck ass 80s glasses#aph prussia#hws prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#hetalia axis powers#hetalia world series#my art#digital art#I won't tag it officially as prumano#but this is prumano#hetalia#Kannst du mich schreien hören (Can you hear me calling?)#Kannst du mich schreien hören#fic art#maybe one day I'll actually give my art a finished look#but today is not that day#we'll call it a stylistic choice#he looks like sweden or estonia with these glasses but ignore that it's about the SETTING
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Yin Anan via @/gemsstone
#yin anan#yinwar#jack and joker#jack & joker#tw: flashing#lana.gifs#yinwar.gifs#i didn't believe in miracles then i somehow managed to color this reel#newest addition to my collection of crushes wearing glasses almost identical to mine while looking hot af? of course i gif it#the yin girlies will get me
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My Viva gijinka design ✨🌟🌠 isn't she fantamazing!
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#my art#trolls viva#viva#trolls human design#trolls gijinka#since tbt references to 90s-2000s music and band aesthetic#i headcanon tat Viva was a total y2k fashionista girly#and when she and the rest that got separated and isolated themselves#stayed with te fashion sense for 2 decades so i wanted to incorporate that in her human design#which i think thats why her fashion coices in te fun fair surprise is rather questionable to other#but se doesn't care#as long what she wears makes her hapy who cares#my resononing for the cargo pants#we see that Viva is very much paranoid and scared of going outside which reminded me of Agoraphobia#and for for good reason#so she adopted millitary strategies to ensure the putt putt course was heavely protected from any threats of bergen adfrom the outside wor#funfact! at first i kinda felt weird about Viva#i didn't hate her relax#just strange#then i realized because she was hoenstly roobed of her childhood and safety and ad to grow up fast wile also trying not to beack down think#they wouldn't abandon them right? no troll left behind RIGHT?!#anyways Viva is such an itresting character and im lucky that other people too find her fascinating to draw and write about her cuz you kno#anywho got to finish this cause is starting to drag on and i going back to college soon so yeah#trolls band together
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I dont understand DC writers aversion to writing Thomas and Martha Wayne with personality traits more than just "nice". Bruce barely remembers his mom's laugh, but he knows it was loud and sharp. He remembers his dad smelled like cigarettes after certain days in the OR. He remembers how they would act funny when they got drunk at parties. His mom was a sore loser. His dad would humble brag about going to a prestigious medschool. His mom was a terrible cook.
#i have a lot of these#wearing a shirt that says 'ask me about bruces greif'#projecting of course#one of my clearest memories of my moms voice is telling our dog to shut up
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so i found out that Soundwave has a face under there (and that he was raised by Ravage, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw)
#gamma’s art#maccadam#transformers#soundwave#i love heem and his cassette family#hc for me specifically that Soundwave is the most smiley Decepticon ever but no one knows because he wears a mask#projecting onto him cause i enjoy wearing a mask outside and am almost always going :D under there#also hc that he got those lil cat ears on his helm because of ravage#Ravage and Laserbeak and Buzzsaw being tired parents that care so much for their large son#and then later two chaos twins show up and Soundwave asks if he can keep them /hj#my first proper tf fanart btw!#of course it’s these guys
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