#me n him talking abt our days and spilling secrets

[pruzan]

he and i spent our saturday night on the phone with each other and i just laid on my bed and kicked my feet and twirled my hair while i listened to him talk like i was a little cartoon character

[uwu-shinsou]

First,,,, CONGRATS ON 500 BB!! YOU DESERVED IT!! And uhhh if it's not much a bother can I request Shinsou Hitoshi with 6 and 13 (if it's alright! If youre not comfortable with doing it you can do whatever youre comfortable with, I care abt your well being more than the fic that Im requesting) and I dont really uh care if its hc or a drabble or smth cuz im inlove with anything and everything that you make! Again congrats! Have a nice day :))

Title: Whatever You Say

Prompt: Accidental Text, Hate-to-Love

Warning(s): Mild language

Pairing: Shinsou Hitoshi X Gender Neutral!Reader

Genre: Drabble, working through feelings

Word Count: 1.3K

A/N: THANK YOU ISSA!! 🥺💖I’m so glad you requested!! Bc I’m trying to keep these shorter like “drabbles” I had a hard time doing like,, full on hate to love so this is more like resentment to friends with implications of hidden feelings?? AHAHA but uhhh yeah, I hope you all enjoy 🥺and in case you missed it, my last year of college has started, so I will be updating less frequently, but I will still be around and writing and vibing!🤗

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Oh shit.

You flew down the hall, bursting into Kaminari’s bedroom without knocking. The blonde sat up quickly at your intrusion, but relaxed slightly upon seeing it was you.

“What’s up speed racer?” He joked, folding his legs up to make room for you on the bed. You walked up to the side of the bed, dropping your knees on the edge and falling forward face-down onto the covers.

“I messed up, Denki,” You groaned, rolling over onto your back and staring at the ceiling. “I sent a text to Shinsou-”

He let out a little snort. “Now that’s unusual.”

“Yeah,” You agreed. “Because it was a text that was not meant for him.” 

“It couldn’t have been that bad, right?” He asked, now a little nervous. You couldn’t blame him. You and Kaminari had clicked instantly at the beginning of your first year at U.A., and now you’d pretty much consider him your best friend, and you his. But come the end of first year, with the trial and following announcement that Shinsou Hitoshi, general ed student, would be transfering into the hero course- and more specifically- your class, Kaminari Denki had seemed to collect himself yet another best friend. 

And you had made your first rival.

You hadn’t wanted to. But when you had first heard about Shinsou’s quirk, people couldn’t help but compare it to yours. As long as you maintained skin to skin contact, you could command another person to do anything that you wanted. Paired with your athletic background (which started when you were young, at the insistence of your parents that it’d “prepare you for hero training”) you were clearly the superior “mind control” student. You didn’t understand why another one was needed in the hero course. Wasn’t he just fine being in the general course?

But of course he had to join class 2A, become Aizawa’s favorite, and start to steal the attention of your best friend.

But Kaminari was his own person, and he made his own choices about when he hung out with the two of you. It really wasn’t fair to put him in the middle of your mess of feelings. And even though he was Shinsou’s friend, you knew he would keep your secrets.

You turned onto your side to look at him. “Here just- read this.” You shoved your phone at him. He took it in his hand, his face contorting into a grimace as he read your mistake once, twice, three times.

“...Why the hell did you send him this?” You slapped your hands against your face in embarrassment and despair. He mockingly cleared his throat. “‘Can you believe purple hair beat me in today’s exercise? Why does he have to basically have my quirk? If he wasn’t so hot I’d be really pissed.’” Kaminari let out a whistle. “Wow, now there is a lot to unpack here, hun.”

You winced. “Yeah, that text was supposed to go to Mina, but I mean- fucking hell, I don’t know?” You ran your hands over your face. “I guess I somehow just clicked the wrong contact and instead it went to him! And it’s even worse that he hasn’t responded about it yet.” You’d never outright said to Shinsou that you disliked him, but you had to assume he knew, and felt the same way about you.

“I didn’t know you thought he was hot,” Kaminari said, wiggling his eyebrows. You launched a pillow at him that he ducked. 

“C’mon, anyone with a brain can see that he’s attractive,” You muttered. “It’s the same as Todoroki, or maybe Bakugou if you took away some of the attitude.”

He let out a sigh. “Yeah you’re right.” After a moment of silence he pressed your phone back into your hand. “Anyways, I think the best approach would be to sort it out face to face. Texting can make things too muddled sometimes.”

“Since when did you have so much wisdom?” 

He nudged you with a knee. “Hey, there’s a reason you came running to me.”

“I suppose you’re right.” It’ll probably be really awkward and not fun, but you should try to explain yourself in person.

Which is how you found yourself on the outskirts of the woods by the dorm buildings watching Shinsou workout, your presence still unnoticed as his back was turned to you. Kaminari had directed you here, knowing that his friend often trained here on his own. 

Suddenly he relaxed his stance, speaking without turning around. “What, you got more to say to me than what was in that text?”

You gritted your teeth at his words. What is up with his attitude!? “Yeah, well maybe I do.” You crossed your arms, shifting most of your weight onto one foot.

Shinsou glanced over his shoulder. “Sucks for you, I’m busy.” He reached down to the ground and slung his towel over his shoulder. “Since my quirk is clearly inferior to yours, I need to keep training.” You winced slightly at his words.

“Hey, I never said it like that-”

“Yeah, well you didn’t have to.” He sighed before turning to face you fully. “Look, I get it, you feel like I’m trying to take your spot here at U.A. Well just- don’t worry about it, okay? I’ll stay out of your way.”

As he began walking away, you found yourself stepping after him. “Shinsou, it’s not fair to phrase it that way.”

He stopped and turned to face you once more. “What do you know about ‘not fair’?” Shinsou took a step closer to you. “‘Not fair’ is getting into the general class, only to see someone just like me being praised for their power in the hero course. ‘Not fair’ is working as hard as I can to make my dreams come true, only to find out that I still have to compete against you. ‘Not fair’ is wanting to so desperately hate you for it all, but I can’t. Not when I see your strength, your power, your drive and ambition, and I can’t help but admire it. Admire you.” He let out a soft snort of mock amusement to himself. “I do kind of hate you for that, though.”

You stood there in silence. What do I even say to that? Shinsou watched you warily, waiting for a reaction.

“I don’t hate you, not really,” You said slowly. As good a place to start as any. “Resented you, yes, but hate is a strong word.” As you continued talking, your mouth let more and more words spill out, words you didn’t even know you had wanted to say. “And yeah, I was worried that you’d ‘take my spot’ or whatever, but I think that was the competitive nature of this school getting to me. They support friendly competition between students, but maybe I took that too much to heart.” You toed at the ground, slowly looking up to meet his eyes. “I was worried about you joining our class because I think you have amazing control over your quirk and you’re really talented. You really do have the potential to be an incredible hero. And I think… I’d like it better if we were friends, instead of pitting ourselves against each other.”

As you waited for Shinsou’s response, you started to get antsy. Why do I care so much about what he’s going to say?

Finally he answered. “Alright. Friends is a good place to start.” He held his hand out to you, as if to shake on it. Hesitatingly you reached out, your fingers firmly grasping his. He tightened his grip. “Should we also acknowledge that you said I was hot in your text?”

His words brought on a wave of nerves, and you yanked your hand back as if it were on fire. “That- That was a typo!” He began walking back towards the dorms with you hurrying to catch up to him.

As you matched his stride, he huffed out a laugh and sent you a knowing smile. “Sure, whatever you say.”

[voidcat]

of Pamphlets & Bass Guitars

– Should I Call These Pamphlets?

Word Count: 1.7k

A/N: I could go a little longer, my original plan was to hold the debate in this chapter but I’ve noticed people tend to read shorter stuff more often so... yeah... Now that I’ve seen Leto (2018) and have a brand new list of punk songs to listen to, get ready for more updates. I can’t wait to write the gigs & the dance scene (wink wink @ Nic )

also uh i never said anything abt it but i can have a taglist for this if anyone wants, leave an ask!

Warning: Swearing, but this will be a given from now on.

Pants (ch 2) | chapter 3 | ch 4 (coming soon)

ao3

Screw classes, is the mood of the day. Hoping the topics are already the things you know, you open a new page of your notebook and get to work.

Writing.

If they want to go and take advantage of an action for their own selfish reasons, they should expect getting called out. The two you’ve met earlier, Matsukawa and Hanamaki, seemed nice enough but you can never depend on looks to tell one’s character, especially when it comes to people.

Pulled out of your trance by a hand on your shoulder, you realize it’s break time. Grabbing your notebook, you rush out to your friend’s classroom as fast as you can. Almost tripping on your feet once and crashing against people few times, you hope he hasn’t left yet.

“Seiji!” Holding onto the doorframe like your life depends on it, you look around hurriedly and spot him, looking like a deer in the headlights. Can you blame him though? It’s not often you directly meet him in his classroom. Slamming the notebook on to his desk, you look at him while catching your breathe.

One look at the papers and eyes back on you, he looks unimpressed. “Hello to you too.”

“Yes! Hello! Never mind, I have an urgent question…” Looking around you to see if anyone is listening- wait for how long have Seiji and Iwaizumi-san been classmates?- nodding to him when you both make contact, you scout closer to Seiji in a secretive manner again.

“The paper. Does the next issue include something I wrote?”

“This was the urgent question?-“

“Just answer me Seiji.” You fix him with a glare, more like try, those glares never worked on him as long as you’ve known him.

With a sigh, he speaks. “It doesn’t”- raising a finger in front of your face, he adds: “And I should know, I am in charge of your little corner nowadays.”

“Good! Good, now read-“ opening the page and pushing it in front of him, you smirk. “This.”

Doing such a thing on a short notice wasn’t easy but it was worth the effort. Even if it requires you to be at school hours before classes started.

Looking behind to make sure no one was around and passing the gyms carefully, you enter your first target. Papers tucked under your arm and a tape in your hand, you get started.

Taping as many as you can on the announcement boards, walls and any surface you see fit, you walk around the whole school in no time. Sure, more tiring than you could’ve anticipated but it’s worth seeing your words actually printed on a paper that’s not the school newspaper, hanging on the walls, waiting to be read is quite satisfying.

Double checking to see if you’ve missed any spots, you check your watch. Has it been an hour already? Not wanting to be seen by anyone just yet, you walk outside and find a new way to kill time.

When you cross the school gates for the third time today, you can see walking figures in the distance, probably some sports teams are already done with their morning practices.

On your way to class, your eyes get caught on one of your papers, should I call these pamphlets?, again. You can’t help but smile. Few meters outside your classroom, it’s these two from yesterday, standing side by side. The one with light hair, Hanamaki was it?, holding the paper and the other reading from over his shoulder. You walk up to them and stop by Hanamaki’s left.

“Hey guys, what are you looking at?” Did that sound too friendly? Would they mind if it did?

“Hi there. We’re reading that paper taped all over school campus. Mattsun says it was aimed at us for yesterday.” The boy nods at you when he hears his theory mentioned.

“Hmm, let me see.” You say and start reading, more like pretending. You don’t hear the incoming footsteps approaching you.

From your- Mattsun’s right, comes a voice. “Ah, there you are! I see you’ve already read them too. It’s aimed at us, wouldn’t you agree? I think it’s that g-“

You look up to see it’s Oikawa Tooru talking, holding one of your papers in one hand, wearing a tacky leather jacket. The way he looks at you is unsettling and yet he carries an amused smile on his face. Two can play this game, you put on your blank face.

“What was that shittykawa? You know who put these on?”

“Patience Makki dear, not yet. But I have a theory of my own.” Hanamaki looks at Oikawa expectedly, waiting for him to continue.

“Is there anything new or is it the same blabbering from yesterday?” Makki doesn’t sound too eager to listen to what Oikawa has to say.

“What! Of course not. It’s just nothing major, we can wait for Iwa-chan to come and I’ll explain later.”  

“Speaking of Iwaizumi, where is he?” Mattsun speaks up at last.

“Showering.”

“We all did that. What’s taking him so long?”

“Or who is.” Makki adds with a grin and raised eyebrows. Both you and Oikawa roll your eyes at his comment.

With a shrug, he answers the two. “He said something about ‘standing under the water for five minutes not counting as a shower.’ Followed by a typical Iwa-chan grunt.”

“Well he does have a point.” With all the looks directed at you, you realize a little too late you’ve said it out loud. Again.

“And what exactly is that supposed to mean?”

“Well… Even rinsing, with or without a soap, can do a lot better than just standing under the water. And you guys stink of sweat. Like, real bad. Maybe use deodorant next time? Or don’t, the odor gets worse if you’re already sweaty.” Your volume lowers down as you keep talking. Both Makki and Mattsun seem entertained whereas Oikawa sniffs the air discreetly and shoots you a stern glare. Then he walks away.

Waving the remaining two bye, you enter your classroom at last. It’s going to be a long day.

And you just had to be right, this time proven right by some of your teachers and the vice principal visiting each class. Talking all about how they’ve noticed the recent conflict revolving the dress code and letting you all know that they’ll be holding a meeting at the end of the day, open for students to participate in and state their minds on the issue. And right before they exit, they have the audacity to add “Oh, we decided to hold this in the form of a debate. We figured this might be a good practice for all of you.” This does not stop you from yelling- objecting against this.

“And how are we supposed to prepare for a debate that will be taking place in under 10 hours? How fair is that? Either give us more time, if you wish for a debate so bad or just listen to what we have to say and settle on a decision with the students.” They don’t look so amused by your sudden outburst.

Waiting by the entrance of the conference hall, trying to see who’s inside, Seiji comes from your back.

“I assumed you’d be here.”

“Yeah. Are you joining as well?”

“I can’t, club stuff. Plus father wants me home early. But I’ll be rooting for you, good luck.” With a smile, he goes as it starts breezing. You take a deep breath and enter the hall room. Some students already on your black list for numerous reasons stand by on one side of the table. It’s clear where will you be standing, unfortunately you back is to the door.

With an arm draped over your shoulder out of nowhere, you flinch. “So cap, what’s the plan, we winning yet?”

In the past week, you’ve gotten familiar with Oikawa Tooru’s voice, you don’t need to look up to confirm that it’s his arm being a menace.

“If you’re here for getting to wear more unfitting leather clothing, I suggest you go and side with them. This is not a game or a joke for me Oikawa.”

“And what? Let those scumbags win again? No way.” The harshness he puts into the insult does not miss your ears. Looking up to his face, you notice a bruise by his jaw.

“Oi shittykawa, where have you been?” The sudden call startling Oikawa, you use it as a chance to get his arm off you and step aside. Looking back to meet the source, you see Iwaizumi-san.

“Heey, Iwa-chan! I’m a busy right now. Tell the coach I’ll come later.” Eyes going back and forth, to the teachers, the guys on the other side and lastly landing on you, Iwaizumi sighs and leaves. So this is who they were talking about by ‘Iwa-chan’.

“See? I actually care about this thing. And I’ve been wanting to see the idiots get crushed by someone besides me for a while.” Oikawa says again with a smirk.

“Does ‘getting crushed’ include landing a punch on you?”

“Oh doll, look at the guy second to the right carefully. He is wearing concealer to hide the black eye I gave him.” Squinting your eyes to get a better look, you can spot the imbalanced color transition on his face.

Then you turn your head back to Oikawa fast. “Do not call me that ever again.” He looks unimpressed by the sudden change in your tone.

“Sure, whatever you say.” He replies with a shrug. “But if you wanna know why I punched the bloke-“

“I don’t care Oikawa.”

“Oh but you should. See, it can be used to our advantage in this upcoming… whatever this is.” Motioning to the people in the room with one hand, he intrigues you.

“Okay, sure, spill. I don’t have anything better to do than give a speech on patriarchy and the constant victim blaming in the society anyways.”

As some girls who just spotted him, come near to approach the two of you, he sits on the table, legs crossed, with a ‘I know your little secret’ smile on his face. You hope the last part was just your imagination.

[antiquatus]

✧ ━━ the courts of switzerland present GIULIO DE MEDICI of THE PAPAL STATES, a CARDINAL of THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. the THIRTY-THREE year old had been LEARNED and CHARITABLE before the break of war but have now become RUTHLESS and ZEALOUS. HE is often remembered by their likeness to JAMES NORTON and THE SMELL OF INCENSE IN HIGH-CEILINGED CATHEDRALS AS THE SOUND OF LATIN ENUNCIATIONS SPILL FORTH FROM HIS LIPS ; A RED GALERO TO KEEP THE GLARE OF THE SUN AWAY , WHICH NONETHELESS SPARKLES OFF A BEJEWELED PECTORAL CROSS ; and ANTIQUATED TEXTS SMUGGLED AWAY FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE . the rumor mills of europe claim that his allegiance lies with THE CHURCH and that he is for WAR.

yes, hello, i am henry  (  twenty, gmt+8, they/them  )  and this is my bastard supreme catholic crusader-king wannabe : giulio michele cardinal de medici, archbishop of esztergom and cardinal of the  (  one, holy, catholic, and apostolic and bigoted  ) church. here is his about page , his biography  (  which is basically just the headcanons section of the app  )  , some wanted connections, and  (  if you care to read a whole buncha words  )  here’s the whole application. read down the cut if you want it summarised + the first task! :) if u wanna plot, send me a dm @ i am a mushroom! 🍄#9146 or hmu here on tumblr ims.

content warning for usual mediaeval church brand of bigotry + mentions of: disordered eating, scrupulosity, obsessive-compulsive tendencies

SUMMARY

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crusader-king wannabe, what else do u need 2 know?

hashtag only 1099 kids will remember

CHARACTER SHEET

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME :  giulio michele de medici

MEANING :

giulio — from latin, a cognate of julius, the meaning of which is irrelevant, as it was chosen more to invoke julius caesar

michele — italian form of michael, meaning who is like god?

de medici — medici, plural form of medico, meaning doctor, physician

MONIKERS / NICKNAMES : giulio, papabile

TITLE : 

commander of several abbeys, scattered throughout the italian peninsula (multiple dates to present)

administrator of bozen (1538 to present)

archbishop of esztergom-budapest (1540 to present)

cardinal of the roman catholic church (1544 to present)

prelate of the roman inquisition (1550 to present)

vice-camerlengo of the apostolic camera (1556 to present)

GENDER & PRONOUNS : listen... he’s actually Agender but do u rlly expect the church/himself to like... accept anything beyond the gender binary... that being said, the imago dei is inclusive and also inherently non-binary so... there is that... (one day, giulio...... one day...........) — pronouns are he/him

ETHNICITY : white

DATE OF BIRTH & AGE: 25th december 1526, thirty-three

ZODIAC SIGN : capricorn sun / virgo moon / sagittarius rising

ORIENTATION : do u know that playlist in spotify that’s just like is this sufjan stevens song gay or just about god? ... yeah, like that exactly.

MARITAL STATUS : married to the LORD

OCCUPATION : cardinal, archbishop, crusader LARPer

CURRENT LOCATION : 

switzerland...?

BACKGROUND

PLACE OF BIRTH : florence, tuscany

RESIDENCES : 

basilica cattedrale metropolitana di santa maria nascente, milan, lombardy villa d’este, tivoli, lazio

RELIGIOUS VIEWS : roman catholicism, somewhat of a catholic mystic in the vein of pseudo-dionysius, hildegard von bingen, and meister eckhart (hashtag eckhart did nothing wrong!!!)

EDUCATION : private tutoring, ecclesiastical catechism, autodidact in a great deal many things

LANGUAGES SPOKEN : italian, latin, ancient greek, hungarian, bulgarian, serbian, russian, arabic, hebrew, french, german, spanish, english, old church slavonic

ALLEGIANCES : the church & himself (to him? there is no difference)

the house of de medici: only nominally loyal, he thinks there are far better things to pay attention to than temporal matters such as these

the one holy catholic and apostolic church: his #1 bae

FAMILY :

papa & mama medici: parents

piero de medici, older brother

francesco de medici, younger brother

giovanna de medici, younger sister

OTHER FAMILIAL RELATIONS :

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APPEARANCE

FACECLAIM : james norton

HAIR COLOUR / STYLE : i’m so mad abt this... but yes... he has a tonsure... press F in the chat pls // though he has stopped shearing his hair in switzerland

EYE COLOUR / SHAPE : blue, and idk... eye-shaped? 

HEIGHT : 1.85m / 6′1″

BUILD : fluctates: for reasons specified in the neurological conditions section below, this isn’t very consistent; however, if this was modern day, redditors would just spam him with “delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up!!!!”

SPEECH STYLE : mellifluous to the point of inane verbosity, uses more words than he should; that being said, he possesses the uncanny ability to pick up a language easily and quickly, inserting local colloquialisms to the point that he sounds like a native speaker; nevertheless, he consistently speaks in a formal register (sometimes! even to family members!) and has a very blunted affect, diminishing the effect if only slightly

RECOGNIZABLE MARKINGS : n/a

BEAUTY HABITS : for a mediaeval european, he is actually very hygienic; takes baths obsessively, definitely more than once a week, which does link to his fixation with purity both metaphysical and temporal; hates public bathhouses with a passion; combs his hair and parts it to the side, favouring his left

PERSONALITY

TROPES : the chessmaster, bookworm, our angels are different, knight templar, lack of empathy, lonely rich kid, affably evil, & raised catholic (duh).

INSPIRATIONS : lenny belardo (the young pope), crusader kings ii (the game), pope julius ii (history), adso (the name of the rose), john the beloved (history, the bible), jacopo belbo (foucault’s pendulum), henry winter (the secret history), the prince (the prince, niccolo macchiaveli)

MBTI : intj-t (the architect) 

ENNEAGRAM: 5w4 1w9 4w3 (the researcher) sp/sx

ALIGNMENT : lawful good, insofar as goodness is aligned to catholicism

TEMPERAMENT : choleric but perhaps more arguably a choleric-sanguine hybrid

HOGWARTS HOUSE : slytherin

POSITIVE TRAITS : charitable (to catholics), brilliant, prodigious

NEGATIVE TRAITS : manipulative, narcissistic, self-serving, self-righteous

HABITS : has a tendency to fidget his fingers; gnaws on his lower lip to the point of bleeding when thinking, not that he realises it

HOBBIES : reading, writing, playing this new thing called chess

USUAL DEMEANOR : affable to the point of boring people, charming to catholics but cooler against non-catholics, somewhat easy to talk to but one has the niggling feeling that he’s not as invested in the conversation as he should be, people hear the word cardinal and thinks he’s bigoted to the extreme (which he is) but he always deflects and he can be agreeable (but probably slips by still calling istanbul constantinople though!), very learned and nerdy and will talk about theology all the goddamn day if nobody stops him, presents as a very non-threatening (affably bland) cardinal who albeit has very fixed opinions about All The Things

HEALTH

PHYSICAL AILMENTS : n/a

NEUROLOGICAL CONDITION : thinks of himself and presents as neurotypical but probably has szpd (schizoid personality disorder), a form of scrupulosity in the vein of alissa (in strait is the gate by andré gide); also arguably has some form of disordered eating, cycling between binging and extreme fasting, which gives him a weight leaning toward lanky

PHOBIAS : haphephobia, fear of touch; his scrupulosity can also be arguably defined as a phobia of sinning, but that’s basically a whole other complex

ALLERGIES : allergic to SIN!!!! n/a

SLEEPING HABITS : an insomniac, though he thinks it a common affliction; has a habit of reading until late as a way of staving off boredom; may sleep a grand total of only three to four hours at nighttime, though he makes up for it through a post-lunch siesta (which is a habit he picked up from the pope)

SOCIABILITY : presents as a social butterfly, if albeit sterner than most; can slip into conversations of any kind easily, but always ever in a professional context; has no real friends, but can lay claim to easy acquaintanceships; forever holding people at an arm’s length, which is just the way he likes it

ADDICTIONS : drinks the communion wine more often than he should; other than that, he can be almost puritanically temperate, to the point of self-affliction (?); addicted to the idea of purity

[huangfilms]

School Pres!Donghyuck & Secretary!You

summary: you and i work as a team and before our last year of high school we didnt really talk much outside of our meetings and preparation plans but now that we have i think i have a big crush on you

requested by: this lovely anon!! <3

(A/N) here it is bubs ! im sorry i made you wait so long :( BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING ! this trope really pulls at my heart strings cause i really b in my feels LMAOO but i hope you enjoy ! <3 (ps,,, she is unedited)

school pres!donghyuck

thats cute wow i love this already although idk how its going to turn uout because i always: wing it HAHAKDJSF

okay well!!! donghyuck being the school president would be a shocker to most because he doesnt seem like the person to go for a position like that

but hes actually really good at what he does

and thats scheduling all of the student council meetings, planning fundraisers, school dances, all the Great Stuff

but he honestly couldnt do it without his trusty secretary

which is you

youre his secretary

you write down all of his ideas cause he trusts you like that also cause he has no physical stability to do it himself smh

even though you guys are like,,,, attached to the hip in student council, outside of it you guys barely talk LMAO

but people seem to ship you guys

youve been the secretary for 3 years of high school and donghyuck was the pres for 2!

so you guys have a good dynamic

it was kind of awkward at first because you admired him from afar,, so like a crush,,, and you didnt really know how to act around him

 and you were used to the old school pres ,,, it was weird to just have a shift and a big change so quickly

but it was okay cause donghyuck had a great work ethic

before you two became the secretary and president, donghyuck had a lowkey crush on you too

i think thats why he has been just a bit awkward with you at first as well but both of u are oblivious

but then he got used to having you around and used to having 1 on 1 meetings with just the two of you guys

he saw it as an opportunity to get to know you but you??? you didn’t really talk much about your personal life

all he knew was that you hung out with that one sophmore and one junior, jisung and chenle

oh and one person from your grade, jaemin

donghyuck never really bothered with you after your first encounter LOL

like !! youre nice and all but you just talk to him for work purposes! but thats okay! cause its better than not talking at all no?

so you guys have one of those 1 on 1 meetings at the library about an upcoming fundraiser to fund prom (cause its a new year and u need to think quicc abt ideas so people can vote on the theme)

you guys talk for hours on end about preparations and what you guys want to sell

you guys decide on doing a bake sale because who doesnt like baked goods !!

so you and donghyuck set out a date to bake EVERYTHING 

and after the meeting hes just like, ‘its lunch now, do you wanna go somewhere with me to eat?’ and he smiles so sweetly 

this is the first time youre really looking at him too

he looks,,,, really good

and his smile? the sun cant compete n e x t

and youre like wow this boy handsome

but you agree on getting lunch with him because youre pretty hungry and idkmaybeyoucouldgettoknowthisfineman

SO you guys walk to a nearby food joint and on the way you guys are just chatting away and youre finally opening up to him

!! wow hyuck: head over heels his headass prolly in love by now LMAOOO

and then you get into the topic of how you guys came to be the secretary and president

hyuck says ‘i wanted to prove everyone wrong,,, they always say im a trouble maker or whatever so honestly i started out of spite but i love being the school president’

all you said was ‘oh’ but you nodded up at him cause its cool that he likes being it but its badass that he proved everyone wrong and Still Loves What He Does

so you guys get to the food place and you guys just joke around th e majority of the time

it feels like you guys have been actual friends since forever

when you guys go back to the library u guys forget about what u 2 were supposed to b doing

and then you open up your notebook and then-- oh yeah Prom Preparations and Fundraising

so then you and hyuck plan ahead that every other sunday you guys are going to mass bake a lot of sweets so you can try and sell them all on monday

and everyone has tasted your baking before,,, so they usually sell a l o t

so the following sunday, you meet hyuck at his friends cafe,,, cause it has a big kitchen

and then you guys get cracking cause you have a l o t to do 

half of the time you guys are throwing ingredients at each other but you guys Get Shit Done

you get to know hyuck more and you now understand why a lot of people have a crush on him

hes the sun!!! hes charismatic!! hes funny!!! hes got everything omg

his only flaw? he can’t frost a cupcake to save his life

youre just laughing at all his attempts but anywho

its the next day! so the first monday to sell sweets

you and hyuck made a schedule of who would be selling the cupcakes during what lunch period

you assigned jeno, jaemin, and mark for 1st lunch, then you, hyuck, and chenle, for the second lunch, and then for anyone who wanted to buy after school would buy from renjun and jisung

interesting that u guys would be selling together and have poor chonlu third wheeling 

ANYWAY

the whole bake sale was a success,,, you sold every cupcake and chenle was honestly just gagging the whole time when he was with you guys cause you two sat really close to each other and being r e a l l y friendly

chenle swore he could see u guys heart eyeing each other but whatever

‘just friends,,, okay y/n’ ‘shut up chinlin’ ‘hello??? yes, can i get some new friends’

so over the course of id say a few months??? you and hyuck are literally everywhere together

you guys plan together, you guys eat together, you guys do everythin g together

people are starting to think that you guys are dating cause,,, yall sure act like it

and i dont know maybeyoulikehimalotnowthatyouvegottoknowhimmore

maybehelikesyoualottoo

but you guys are just pining over each other and the dreamies are so s i ck of it

so they tell you guys that hey!! emergency council meeting in five lets all meet in the board room!!

you guys are just laughing on the way there about a stupid meme or something and when you walk in the dreamies are quiet and Looking At You Guys

‘what?????’ ‘nothing. absolutely nothing.’

you and hyuck are just like,,, well whats this meeting about???

so the dreamies are just quiet for a second, they all look at each other and nod their heads like they have some secret code

and they all stand up and renjun says, ‘we know u like each other,,, so we’regoingtolockyoutwointhisroomuntilyouconfessyourloveforeachother BYE’ and they all run out

you hear a click,,, you couldnt comprehend what the heck renjun said but now you did and youre both just frozen

so you just clear your throat and then you say, ‘i mean we might as well get some work done’ and you sit down

and hyuck just deflates a bit cause?? do u not like him??

POOR BABY SAY YOU LIKE HIM Y/N YOURE HURTING THE SUN’S FEELINGS

and then he goes, ‘haha right.’

and you could hear the shift in his voice cause hes a bit upset

and then you stop what youre doing and go,

‘listen hyuck, i like you more than a friend,, but i thought it was obvious? we were pretty much acting like a couple already so i didnt realy understand why i have to spell it out for you? i mean i understand if you dont like me like--’

and he kisses you

right on the lips

what a dream amirite kids

you could say that you just got,,,, sunkissed LMAOOOO IM SO LAMEKJGFJHSG

but you kiss him back cause you like him so much this means he likes you too!!!

when you guys pull back hyuck is just shyly grinning up at you and its??? adorable wow

and the dreamies all have their ears up against the door

so they hear everything

and chenle says ‘my parents!! finally!! are!! together!!’ and hes just so l o u d omg

and you and hyuck just burst out laughing and then it dies down after a bit an d hes just like,, ‘will you be mine : )’

‘course i will !! : )’

and so you guys just walk out of the room hand in hand

okay but your 1 on 1 meetings?? not a lot gets done

you know why?? hyuck is always staring at your face and is trying to kiss you 25/8

‘hYuck we need to actually do work thi-- Will You Stop Throwing French Fries At Me.’

and he just l a u g h s

‘oh yeah?? youre laughing now but how about when i say no kisses for a Week.’

and he just stops and sits up straight cause you give him The Look

‘suddenly i love doing work lets talk about our next fundraiser’

and you just chuckle and hold his hand

‘i think im in love with you.’

and hyuck freezes

he squeezes your hand and then he says, ‘im in love with you, too.’ and you guys just break out into big smiles

oof okay wow uwus: officially gone

school pres!donghyuck is a whole ass hard working sweetheart

im going oto end it here before my uwus spill out some more

hyuck! existing! in this trope! sign me up.

Masterlist

[mingyaus]

seungkwan’s bday mess

Gag trio (DK, Hoshi, and Seungkwannie) is on a trip to Jeju Island to celebrate Seungkwan’s birthday!

They arrive on the 15th, but late at night, and they’re really tired bc they just came from promotions so they pass out in Seungkwan’s fam’s living room

Seungkwan is the first to wake up and he wakes up the other boys by singing the “Ohhhhh ladddieeesssss” song and soon both DK and Hosh are up and singing along

Then they break out into the orange caramel dance routine

Seungkwan’s sleepy sis comes out to watch and they CLAP

Then Seungkwan’s sis is like “i’ll get started on breakfast. Happy bday, seungkwannie!!!”

And then hosh and dk are like whisper whisper and have a secret meeting under the window outside the kitchen while seungkwan is in the bathroom

Hosh is like: “a meal oh shoot we were supposed to wake up hecka early to buy food for our surprise dinner tonight oh shoooooooooooT.”

Seungkwan’s sis overhears and yells at the two boys to get inside

The three devise a plan ((this is gonna be a mess)) (while seungkwan spends an oddly long time in the bathroom--he just wants to look aju nice! on his bday) (this is his outfit)

Also Seungkwan’s parents would be helping, but they’re out on some trip to the USA and will b returning that night

1. Seungkwan’s sis will keep him out of the house for the day and distract him w all the cool museums (like the teddy bear museum, automobile one, alive one, etc.)

They drive to the teddy bear museum, and boo is bopping out to some boPs

He’s really happy and excited to finally spend some quality time with his sis

His sis pays for the tickets, they’re walking around admiring the,, teddy bears

There’s like this cool outdoor portion of museum, it’s like teddy bears,, but outdoor

They’re just strolling around having a good time until his sis sees hosh

“Oh no  I can’t let Seungkwan see him or then our whole plan (mess) will be ruined!!”

She grabs a teddy bear and there’s like a “do not touch” sign next to it

She screams “PILLOW FIGHT!!” and starts hitting seungkwan

He joins in and some other kids do too

It’s honestly chaos at this point, there’s fluff flying around everywhere

They get scolded and kicked out right after that

“I’m sorry seungkwan, I don’t know what I was thinking. I hardly had enough money to even pay for the tickets”

They’re walking and talking and end up at a really nice park nearby

They sit down by this waterfall and talk, but its hecka loud so they’re like screaming

(yelling) “I didn’t realize you could hardly pay for those, I never really get to see you, so I actually don’t know what’s happening in your life, I’m sorry.”

(screaming) “No it’s fine! I should be sorry, you’re an idol, so that means that you’ll be busy, it’s your job. So I’m always grateful when I can spend time with you.”

The deep conversation goes on, they talk about what’s been going on in their lives, catch up on some hot goss, and when they’re available next

(raising voice high as possible) “This was really fun, I’m glad we could talk and catch up. I love spending time with you, and love you so much sis”

(loud) “I couldn’t agree more, love you Seungkwan”

They smile at each other and hug

awwwwWwwww Ww

The waterfall splashes them a bit so they leave

2. Hosh is in charge of gathering all the ingredients

So he’s takin�� the bus to the market but like, this boi has no sense of direction and gets lost 10 billion times

Like he buses it to the teddy bear museum by mistake

He almost runs into thEm at the teddy bear museum, but boo’s sis distracts seungkwan bless

They are teddy bear pillowing fighting bc that was the best boo’s sis could think of, then they get kicked out, not bless

nexTT Hosh ends up at a horse farm instead ??

“Hello sir, how much does it cost to ride a horse?”

He even gets on a horse then remembers that he HAS TO BUY FOOD and asks the horse people to help him

He finalLy finds a market

Turns out it was only 2 miles away from seungkwan’s house,,

The little man is running back with hella groceries in his hands

3. DK is to do all the cooking

As he waits for hosh, he attempts to cook rice

Takes him like 3 tries after finally getting it riGht

Hosh still wasn’t back so DK tries to make some more food

It’s edible but still doesn’t taste that great bc there’s so few ingredients at the house bc no one has been living there for a lil while

DK calls hosh up

“Bro where are you??”

“Hey u wanna buy a horse with me?”:))))

10:10 (@ 10:10 pm) is finally back and they start to get on that cooking grind

BUT pt. 1 Seungkwan and his sis make it home a lil after hosh, so hosh and dk spill the plan

Seungkwan’s laughing and starts to help cook

BuT pt. 2 suddenly there’s a loud knock knock at the door

IT’S THE REST OF SEVENTEEN!

(seungkwannie is sorta sad bc it’s not his parents, but i mean how can he b really sad when svt is around?!)

S coups immediately starts screaming at dk and hosh in the kitchen while seungkwan gets cozy with bf vernon and his sis makes friendly convo w the other boys

Scoups is so mad bc the rest of svt has been looking for the two everywhere for most of the day (they actually missed their flight and had to book another)

Apparently the 2 forgot to mention they were travelling to jeju w seungkwan, so the rest of svt thought they were missing

Svt made the decision to surprise seungkwan months ago, but dk and hosh forgot lol

Dk and hosh couldn’t b contacted bc they had their phones off all day (they did that bc they needed to focus, also hosh left his at the house, which is partly why he kept getting lost)

Anyways, mingyu (the hungry puppy) soon barges into the kitchen and takes full control

“Call me master chef mingyu fr now on, okaY?”

Mingyu cooks the rest of the food perfectly and everyone’s up until 5 am eating and talking and ofc KARAOKE

At midnight seungkwan’s parents show up (their flight got delayed TT) and they’re hecka jet lagged, but r brought to life by mingyu’s rad cooking

Seungkwan (in vernon’s arms) falls asleep happy, full, and w his lovely fam and friendzzzz <3

meme by admin jay

written by admins aye and jay

aye’s a/n   we luv u bby boy. can we b ur bff? u our bbf bias. 

ok in a lil’ seriousness, admin jay and i are always going on abt how litty it would b to be bffs with seungkwan, so we made some space in our busy af lives to do a lil’ sumthin sumthin for this boy. hbd, seungkwan. u our boo. 

[lavenoon]

1-100 bc fuck you

I I almost regret this 

1: is there a boy/girl in your life?there are a lot of people in my life tho not in an s/o way and not sure if in a crush way

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?my driving teacher and no, fuck him

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”I think of Litten tbh

4: what’s something you really want right now?poke// mon moon like plllsssss 

5: are you afraid of falling in love?I think a bit which is weird bc I’m craving romance

6: do you like the beach?yeah, tho I don’t like too crowded beaches

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?ye, my sister and I had living room sleep overs quite a lot

8: what’s the background on your cell?

from @dailyrowlet and the pic’s here! I have like almost 50 backgrounds like this one and change them up every few days bc each and every one of their rowlets is a masterpiece 

9: name the last four beds you were sat on?tbh I don’t completely get that question but I guess the last four beds were 1) mine 2) the one in the guest room 3) Tina’s bed bc I visited her and 4) hotel bed

10: do you like your phone?I’m okay with it, it’s lagging sometimes but does its job

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?well not that I had planned much but no, definitely not

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?Freddy’s, he’s the bf of a friend of mine and I know him too, I’m also in a whatsapp group with him but was too lazy to add his number until recently

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?Rottweiler tbh, like, love them

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?emotional pain bc it fucks u up the most

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?not sure tbh, depends probably on the museum

16: are you tired?ye

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?oh god I think 5 years maybe? haven’t seen the guy in like two years tho

18: are they a relative?no, an old classmate

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?nooo oh god sorry no

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?I’m just guessing shared kiss is on the lips so it’d be my ex and like, we saw each other at a friend’s bday party last summer and talked a bit

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?nah, I’d wait for a few years maybe even bc marriage isn’t everything

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?last person I kissed (on the cheek): my sis, so yes, and if only to annoy herlast person I kissed (on the lips): my ex, so no

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?none

24: is there a certain quote you live by?no not rlly

25: what’s on your mind?my teacher hasn’t mailed me since I sent him the first draft of this rrrllly important essay that I finished last night and I’m getting antsy bc I am allowed to procrastinate but he apparently isn’t

26: do you have any tattoos?nah

27: what is your favorite color?blue/ purple

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?how should I know

29: who are you texting?u my bro, if discord counts

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch????? n o i d e a sorry

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?even if yes I’m not gonna think abt it bc I won’t give my anxiety that satisfaction

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?not rlly

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?I wish my dude I wish but I don’t think so

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?possibly but I have no idea

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?good for him

36: were you single on valentines day?yes

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?no not rlly

38: what do your friends call you?Tina calls me moon friend sometimes B) otherwise either my birth name or Luna

39: has anyone upset you in the last week?yes, driving teacher, that asshole

40: have you ever cried over a text?definitely I’m a crybaby

41: where’s your last bruise located?rlly far up my thigh and it’s rlly small??

42: what is it from?I wish I knew

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?yesterday during the driving lesson I just rlly did not want to drive around where we drove around and was hella glad when he finally dropped me off at home

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?my mom this morning

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?I think so? never considered them a fave but thinking abt it they might be

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?only if it’s cold enough and I don’t have to put it off somewhere that’s not home until my next shower

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?not sure, maybe

48: do you make supper for your family?sometimes, but then always rlly simple stuff

49: does your bedroom have a door?yeah

50: top 3 web-pages?tumblr, ao3 and either kisscartoon or kissanime

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?yeah 

52: does anything on your body hurt?my back is killing me since this morning

53: are goodbyes hard for you?ye ah

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?I don’t even remember?? 

55: how is your hair?it’s feeling fine thanks for askingwhat kinda questions

56: what do you usually do first in the morning?reconsider waking up

57: do you think two people can last forever?yes

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?ye

59: green or purple grapes?green, dunno why

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?maybe tomorrow?

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?I don’t know I’m okay in my bed tbh

62: when will be the next time you text someone?t omo rrow??? maybe??

63: where will you be 5 hours from now?in bed and sleeping

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.sl eepingthese answers are so boring sorry

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?no, I don’t even think i liked anyone back then irl, like, fictional crushes don’t count

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?my friends, like, all of them

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?yes I can’t go a day without cuddles or hugs

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?“fuck yeah finally finished that damn essay”

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?I don’t know I’m scared of trying my best for exactly that reason, like, if I fail without doing so at least I can tell myself it wasn’t my best

70: how many windows are open on your computer?12don’t ask abt the tabs

71: how many fingers do you have?ten

72: what is your ringtone?sea of voices (antics remix) by porter robinson

73: how old will you be in 5 months?still 17 

74: where is your mum right now?in bed, she has to work early tomorrow

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?bc I was more in love with the thought of him liking me instead of rlly loving him

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?ye ah my sis

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?partially, I got some new ones but also lost two v dear to me

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?no one, I’m p sure

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?not personally no, not the most common name here in germany

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?I honestly don’t like all these “have u cuddled/ kissed/ held hands/ w/e” questions bc it makes me think I wish I could do that with a s/o b ut n o it’s always related to my family. yes to the question tho

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?whatromantically? if yes 1 if not no I’m not gonna count

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?my sister and also lucky

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?m aybe;;;;;; 

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?bad question can’t relate, I don’t drink

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?depends on the drugs tbh, and how they showed they’re into it

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?the hot cheese sauce for my nachos was cold before the movie started

87: who was your last received call from?my therapist bc she thought she had told me the wrong time for our next appointment

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?it doesn’t say living or dead so checkmate I’m gonna burn a dead butterfly and get rich

89: what is something you wish you had more of?motivation. concentration. courage. money. time. owls. the list goes on

90: have you ever trusted someone too much?don’t think so tbh

91: do you sleep with your window open?depends on the weather and season, during summer yes always bc living under the roof is tough

92: do you get along with girls?yes?? I guess??? 

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?I don’t think so?

94: does sex mean love?kinda, like, I wouldn’t do it with someone I don’t love, but it’s not some proof for love or smth, just smth rlly intimate

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?it’d be a bit awkward but I guess we’d deal with it

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?n o nope

97: did you sleep alone this week?n AH my sis slept in my room twice and also Lucky is my bed buddy always

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?many somebodies actually

99: do you believe in love at first sight?no, love’s not that shallow (imo)

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?I don’t even remember my last pinky promise