#gag trio

[au-mashup-party]

Okay leave your questions!

Note:You can be as random as possible, that’s what this AU is all about. Since this is technically a gag AU, any question you ask will be canon in the series because there is no story, just random adventures!

[blondeaxolotl]

Do. Do you think since you shipped sebastian x grelle x othello, sebastian x butler grelle and madam red could be possible?? 😳

I say it's possible once again Grell has two hands except in this case both of her partners are at eachothers throats and sometimes don't want to share (they're good friends)

Also doodle inspired by my friend's (@pop-roxs) message because it was so funny to me and also gave me the idea on what to draw for this ask, ty Water <3

[madametamma]

In 'My adventures with superman' I want it to be a running gag that when someone asks about anyone in the reporter trio, instead of just saying "He's tall", or "Short hair", they're given the craziest descriptions in return and the one asking about them will immediately understand.

"What did he look like?"

"Imagine if a lumberjack quit his job, shaved his beard, and left town to fulfill his dream of being captain of a chess club."

"Understood"

"What's she like?"

'Imagine if someone made a wish to make an ankle biting, yappy Chihuahua a human woman and she then became an obsessed journalist"

"I see"

"What can you tell me about this guy?"

"imagine shuffling tarot cards, Yugioh cards, casino playing cards and uno cards all together in one deck and slapping them on the table yelling 'Checkmate. He'd be that manifested as a human being."

"Okay"

"What can you tell me about them?"

"You know those kids in high school who would just do the most insane dangerous stunts and acted like they were going to live forever and you wondered if they weren't going to survive past 18? Well they did live, and they work for a newspaper now. Also they've recruited your high school's biggest nerd who filled out into their fold now too."

"Hmm, I see"

"What's he like?"

"Imagine if hot out of oven home made chocolate chip cookies were a person who also happened to have great abs."

"Well alright then."

"Tell me more about this reporter."

"She's got big 'grab you uncomfortably close with the left arm, dramatically waving the right arm, while shouting "Just picture it' energy."

"yes, well then-"

[sincerely-sofie]

Twig buffers for a minute at this revelation and then says “Well, duh. You’re super old. Of course it would take work to look like you’re not ready to keel over at any second.”

Celebi laughs so hard she completely ruins the wing she was drawing and Dusknoir sulks for the rest of the day.

[derpy-thebdayclown]

my grand return here are my sillies

bonus:

[vraisetzen]

when you learn that the original amazon trio in sailor moon super s share the same VAs as hantengu, kokushibo, and akaza:

[everyryuujisuguro]

[riacte]

🛸 exterrasexymenpoll Follow

THE RED KING from TEAM DOGWARTS and BLUE BATS

vs

HAND OF THE KING from TEAM DOGWARTS

Please stop mentioning the Blue Stalker in our comments. They have caused a lot of distress for the Exterra community, no matter how “sexy” they are or “how many bitches” they get.

Once again, we condone voter fraud, but we draw the line at spamming our polls with links to the enemies to lovers Blue Stalker x Red King fic.

🎇 thestarsweremadeforus Follow

OFHHDFJSJDJS ITS HERE!!! DIVORCE POST!!! HAND VS KING the boyfriends are fighting!!!

Not gonna lie I was so absorbed in the potential hilarity of this matchup that I failed to realise I have to vote for someone now. I’m. Im genuinely torn 😭😭😭

💄 gaysloveqoh Follow

stop saying treebark is divorcing when they BOTH are on qoh’s side 😭 they’re united in their respect for our queen 😤

anyways idk what to do now that blueballs is out. anyone wanna make an alliance with the ballgurls 🥰

🦇 starshipspachelbel Follow

You’re right, the gays DO love qoh (gays being treebark)

This is so cruel, putting the king against his loyal hand… I am drowning, there is no sign of land, you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand…

#RKSWEEP though (I say with tears in my eyes)

👽 blueballs Follow

sorry but the blue stalker DOES get all the bitches 😎 more sexyman energy than xisuma exterra void anyway

anyways im endorsing red king LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

👑 princeofhearts Follow

To the #HEARTSWEEP people mourning their loss, why vote for [deadname] when you can vote for his transitioned self, the Hand of the King? Stop being so fixated on [deadname], he’s still RK’s gunner 😭

Btw the ship wars between RK x Hand vs RK x QoH are so stupid like the Hand and QoH are the same people???? Some miraculous laserbug love square type of bullshit? Anyways I support the prince of hearts 🙏

🍬 gunnerwithashotgun Follow

@/princeofhearts ur a freak, stfu!!! queen of hearts and hand of the king are TOTALLY different ppl (they have different bioneos colours) and ur being lumianphobic by thinking theyre the same even tho they're just the same SPECIES (they even have different cultures like the hand keeps on roasting rk for calling tuski "pearl" bc that's the way qoh learned it??)

🪓 handoftheking Follow

I’m adding “not False Symmetry / Queen of Hearts” to my bio. Like, she’s super cool, but I’m unfortunately not her.

Anyways, vote for me over that old man. You’re not letting a potato win, right?

💫 concorp-official Follow

Vote for the Red King! Show a screenshot that you voted for him at any ConCorp intergalactic outlet and receive a 5% discount, effective today!

⏳ rensanddaddy Follow

NOT THE OBVIOUS BRIBERY FROM MR CUB HIMSELF.... we need to vote harder for the Hand!! Just look at his blonde ass hair and blue dishwasher detergent freckles!! He's so pathetic and a meow meow and I want to lovingly crush him against the walls of a spaceship (im not the blue stalker i promise)

🐙 doctagon Follow

... guys. i. The actual Exterra official account on twt sent out the link to this poll?? The ACTUAL account?? We've breached so many layers of containment???????

🪓 handoftheking Follow

... Okay, that miiiight be my fault? It's good PR for us, right? We're the two sexiest racers in the Exterra industry on the podium together. It's good for our image, and maybe people will FINALLY stop truthing I'm transgender QoH

🌲 dilfkisser Follow

I hope we get a perfect 50/50 tie. I want homoerotic RK and his homoerotic Hand to both win. I want them to stand on the podium and make out while holding a pride flag while BlueBalls beatboxes in the shadows. I hope we all win. (Except the transgender lumian theory believers, go touch some stardust)

[fairyluffy]

[tophattrio]

Once-ler: “Huh, something seems familiar about this post...”

Warden: “OH!! I remember these!”

Professor: “Ah, yes! There is an air of familiarity here... Care to go on a trip down memory lane with us?”

((A collection of old background images. Not quite unfinished wips (yet) but I’ve been away from home babysitting so I haven’t gotten the chance to look at my scanned archives, 😭 so I went scrolling through my tumblr drafts instead!! Since (I don’t think) I've posted these anywhere else (and in some cases they may be completely lost or new for some) it’s a fun way to break the ice!))

Original (circa 2013-2016)

Camp Weehawken AU

Lovestruck M!A

Future M!A

Wilson M!A

Greed M!A

Reboot (2016-present)

((What will the future hold? Well... we’ll just have to wait and see!))

[botlabyrinth]

that episode was pure perfection in my eyes like 10/10 scene after 10/10 scene IM SORRY I WILL NOT TAKE ANY COMPLAINTS IT WAS PERFECT

[lesbiancarat]

really hope booseoksoon keep up the concept of being a rookie group for their comeback, they're comedians at heart i'm trusting them to commit to the bit

[missmungoe]

Oii~ have you seen the trailer of the opla??

I have! The back of Shanks' head was very nice, and Red Force. I also like how they've done Fuschia (loved the windmills by the water), although I'm not convinced it's Makino in the first shot, as another anon suggested. I'll see her behind the bar before I believe it ;)

[sonic-adventure-3]

important to me that you know squabble rocket jumps

she is always doing stupid stunts that involve excessive amounts of explosives. luckily she's basically incapable of getting hurt worse than a skinned knee or bruise here and there cause she defies the laws of physics. it's a very good thing this is the case otherwise carrion would find ways to murder the inanimate objects she gets hurt on

carrion waits on squabbles every whim gladly and will not make any attempt to stop squabble from doing the dangerous things she wants to, but as long as he’s in the vicinity everything will work out conspicuously perfect

jerryjack thinks squabble is incredibly entertaining and would absolutely never remind her of basic safety precautions. they up the stakes constantly

rig is wholly unaware what's normal for a 12 year old to do so instead of interfering she just offers practical advice like ‘that amount of c4 is unnecessary for what you're trying to blow up. using less will make a better explosion’. despite that, she’s super anal about gun safety (though she does not see any issues with giving squabble a gun in the first place)

[pirefyrelight]

you know I've been seeing a lot of "the Muppets would be the only way to do a princess bride remake properly" and I understand where you're coming from, truly.

But I raise you: Phineas and Ferb crossover.