#me and felix every fuckin day

[imaginepostingonsideblogs]

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Now I know that I'm probably missing a lot of context but this is how it went to ME. and it was funny

[one-and-a-half-yikes]

*inhale* Cuphead and Colly headcanons please😈😈😈

(Also perchance your opinion of coffeekitty (cup x Felix) mayhaps I live laugh love coffeekitty)

THE GODS HAVE GIVEN ME AN ASK!!!!

Okay okay starting with Colly hcs (because I don't think I have that many Cuphead ones)

These two would be such a chill fucking couple, but definitely capable of chaos every once in a while (it's Holly's fault lol). I like to think, in a relationship that Holly does get Cup into reading after at least getting him to try exploring some genres. Anything crime related is usually his go to though he did finally start branching out into other stuff. Ideally on a good day he's reading something from the adventure genre. After a decade spent involved in actual crime reading about stories, even if they're fictional, involving murders, killers, etc wears on him mentally and emotionally so he doesn't really read that anymore.

Snuggle time for these two is a must but it's usually initiated by Cuphead because he's touch-starved. Not that Holly's complaining, unless he's literally sweating in which case fuck that. And yes, this does mean that Holly is the big spoon in their relationship. Always. It's comforting for Cup, and sometimes when his mental health decides it's wants to plummet for no reason he just kinda flops near wherever she is. Sometimes "snuggling" for these two literally just means knowing the other is in the same room as them. Alive. Breathing. Especially for Cuphead who would still get the occasional nightmare of the Devil coming for him and taking everything he has away, including Holly. So it's nice to just sit on the floor and lean his head against the back of her chair if he knows she's working on something at her desk.

Because of everything involving Hat and his experiments done on him Cup's fear and unease around doctors does in fact extend to psychiatrists as well. So seeing a therapists is still incredibly hard for him. Enough that they had to settle for 40 minute sessions cause that's the amount of time Cup was willing to spend in a shrink's office. The first time he agreed to an hour session he got so antsy he was basically pacing the room like a caged animal. They went back to 40 minute sessions after that lol. Also, I do think Cup has other nervous ticks if he doesn't have a cigarette on hand. Which is probably why it took so long to get him to stop smoking. Because when he wasn't he was irritable and a nervous wreck. Best solution Holly could find was incense, but then when they got Dagger (wounded stray kitten Cup found and took in as a pet) she went back to regular scented candles. Somehow, that seemed to quell his anxieties.

Also they got an apartment instead of a house. Only cause Cup didn't like the idea of being in one and it wasn't like they were planning on having kids anytime soon like the others so it was more of "yeah sure why the fuck not".

I will say it here and now that these two have gone on sooooo many vacations. Listen that money that Cup has saved up for a rainy day. Null and void his Princess wants to go to fucking Japan so that's where they're going now. Whatever his queen wants ✨️

Too chill for fancy outings, I think they'd just hangout at cafés, diners, or try finding new street food to eat. Also concerts?? Soon as those become a thing fucking yes obviously (it was a one time thing and they both hated lmaooo). Fancy restaurants are reserved for anniversaries or special occasions when Cup wants Holly to fucking REST FOR ONCE. Because oh yeah she's not her mom entirely but she is a workaholic like her so yeah it's Cup's designated duty to drag her from her desk to bed. And hide the coffee on the highest shelf where she can't reach (this has never stopped her btw).

Also! Mentioning spooning again? Surely not me. Surely not I. As it stands, when they are going to bed, Holly gets to be the little spoon which works just fine for Cup cause it's the only way he can keep her contained (Holly sleeps like a fucking starfish okay and her hair being as long as it is means it's splayed out EVERYWHERE by the time morning rolls around)

Last thing I'll mention and it's a Cuphead hc is that I don't see Cup becoming a detective once he's able to be free from the Devil. Tbh I don't know WHY that's such a popular idea in the fandom because it seems completely antithetical to his character to me. You spent a decade involved in crime and committing the worst crimes a person could committ, just so you can jump right back into that but this time solving them? And we're supposed to assume that Cuphead has no problems with that? As an AU it's fine but canon-wise if you ask me I think he would work perfectly as a volunteer with animals. Either at a sanctuary, or at least at a shelter. I see him working at a shelter personally because that fits him. It's calming, he gets to spend time around cute animals, AND he gets to chew out irresponsible owners for not taking better care of their pets. It's a win-win!!!

(Okay I KNOW I just said I was done but rq I do think Cup knows a lot about animals as much as he does about astrology. But he doesn't get to usually gush about that so he's hiding his power level from everyone lmao)

Okay that out of the way this...coffeekitty you speak of...

First of all, that name is cute as hell and second. Idk, Cuphead and Felix have hardly had any real moment to TALK and stars knows they need to because I don't really think Felix gets the Cupbros still and there's still a lot of resentment there regarding Wilson, which is understandable but still-

It's interesting I guess but genuinely only see these two having a platonic relationship. That and also I already have a Cuphead in a gay ship (It's Cupex Cuphead x Alex [the bear not the cat] lmao)

[im-tops-bottom]

Had a fic idea ... Here's a dialogue to best express it...

Minho, on the phone: Baby I'm breaking up

Felix: I'M PREGNANT

Minho: first of all I meant my phone is breaking up and I'm having trouble hearing you.

Felix: ohhhh

Minho: second of all... You are? Is it twins? A boy? A girl? A litter of little kittens? Enough to have their very own class where we can teach tjem Korean, English and Japanese. Ooh ooh we can teach them to sing, dance and rap of course. We will send them to school every day and make sure they at least attempt a class in everything. I can't wai- Felix?

Felix, hangs up the call and panic dials Han:

Han: Whats up?

Felix: I thought Minho hyung was gonna break up with me and I panicked

Han: oh god please tell me you didn't do the cliche thing. Please please PLEASE tell me you didn't

Felix, silent:...

Han, ends call and calls Hyunjin: I need a favor

Hyunjin: You must be in desperate need if you're calling for a favor

Han: My twin flame Hyunjined hyung

Hyunjin: Say less. HEY BABE!

Changbin, rushing down carrying twins: Yes?

Hyunjin: Lix did a me and we are gonna to go full UDIM

Changbin, puts the sleeping babies into a crib next to Hyunjin before taking out his phone: oh god oh god oh god

Jeongin, on the phone, sleepily: Hello?

Changbin: Yongbok!

Jeongin: How many times do I have to tell you I'M FUCKIN JEONGIN

Changbin: quit having an identity crisis. This is serious

Jeongin: This better be good

Changbin: Yongbok

Jeongin: I will hang up this phone

Changbin: and I'll kick your ass if you don't let me finish this damn sentence. Yongbok code red operation UDIM activated

Jeongin: well why the fuck didn't you say so.

Changbin: I'm gonna murder you

Jeongin, rushes out of bed: let's focus on Lixah first. I'll grab Minnie and everything. Meet everyone at Lixies

Changbin: on it

Jeongin, hangs up and calls Seungmin:

Seungmin: Hey

Jeongin: Operation Unnecessary Drama llama Mode has been activated

Seungmin: did Hyunjin hyunjin Changbin again?

Jeongin: No worse

Seungmin: oh?

Jeongin: Felix did a Hyunjin

Seungmin, sighs: oh my way

-An hour later-

Felix panicking: He ended with wanting a litter of our kittens around. I'm a human. I'm a man 😭😭😭😭

Seungmin: That's what you get for doing a Hyunjin

Hyunjin: I still hate how thwt is still the name we are calling it but still...

Felix: Help me

Seungmin: I called in a favor.

Felix: Are these the same people that got Hyunjin and Changbin the twins?

Seungmin: Yes

Felix: oh god

Jeongin, walking in with Changbin, Chan, Han, a mother cat with several kittens and the father cat as well as sleeping babies: oh hi Hyung

Felix: WHAT THE FUCK?

Minho, walking in proud: This is what you get for Hyunjining me

Felix: HYUNG!

Minho: I realized I may not be able to knock you up the only way I want but we got all the babies we can ever hope for

Felix: once again... HYUNG!

Minho: Oh and the rest of the guys will be moving in to help

Felix, sits down and pouts towards the ground:

Minho, sits next to him on the couch: How's the proud new mama of four and grandmama of four feeling?

Felix, eyes start watering as Chan hands him one of the babies and the Mama cat brings one of her kittens up to him: They're adorable

Changbin hands the other twin off to Minho: we'll be here to help. And they babies can all grown up with each other

Felix: thank you

Everyone watches as the cats bring the kittens up to snuggle on the couch by Felix's side as the babies feed off the mum

Tears fall from Felix's eyes.

Felix: I love my SKZ family

[the-morningstar-family]

Felix and Willa are there for a visit again. And both children are ecstatic. Lucifer was right, it's nice to see her so- child like.

And it's getting her out of her comfort zone a bit. She's a sweet child, Alastor wouldn't be able to claim otherwise. But he's no fool, he knows that some, if not all of her complaint behavior stems from fear. And Felix manages draw her out rather spectacular. He's quite an energetic young boy. And not so afraid to test out boundaries. So Nova follows along, slightly more cautious.

Willa and Lucifer meanwhile have talked about the quirks of parenthood. Alastor hadn't had much to contribute yet, actually caring for a completely dependent child is quite new for him. Lucifer on the other hand, has more than enough stories about Charlie. But he's content to listen.

Just the the two four year old run to them. Felix almost tackles his mother, while Nova just flops into Alastor's lap, being clearly more exhausted.

Alastor: “Had quite the adventure I see, mh? How about you take a break to drink some water”

Felix frowns a bit at the suggestion, clearly not wanting to stop, but Nova nods at the suggestion.

Willa: “That is a great idea. Oh sweetheart, don't look so sour, it's only a couple of minutes”

The little boy crosses his arms frowning slightly, but doesn't exactly protest. Lucifer already has some cups and water in hand, pouring it in.

Lucifer, bright: “There you go kiddos!”

They sit on the lab of their respective parents and Alastor leans forward to whisper to Nova.

Alastor: “If you need a running break, you can tell Felix.”

Nova: “He likes going fast…”

Alastor: “He also likes playing with you, and he can only slow down if he knows it's a problem “

Willa thinks it's adorable how Nova leans against him, absorbing every bit of bodily contact she can have. Even Hellborns know some basics about the overlords, so picturing the radio demon as a father - well Willa wouldn't have ever guessed it would look so domestic.

The children run off again, and Nova stops Felix to talk, hesitant and shy. But Felix nods eagerly and immediately has a new idea. Alastor's brain starts to see the dog like appearance less, instead seeing a child. Still, Alastor looks after them.

The door opens and in comes Angel Dust. To find him gone overnight is not unusual. But being gone for almost 24 hours isn't. He is bleeding and bruised in several places, limping and generally just looking done with the world.

Lucifer: “Angel?!”

The pornstar just grumbles in response, and flops onto the couch face down. Alastor's smile sharpens.

Alastor: “I take it work was less than pleasant?”

Angel, grumpy: “Fuckin’ genius detective over there”

The Overlord doesn't take it to heart.

Alastor: “Someone should teach that retched moth some manners”

Angel: “Great Idea, then he can take it out on me again”

The spider demon snaps. Yes, simply going over and giving him grieve would be a poor decision for everyone involved.

Alastor: “Ah, I am not simply talking about violence, not that I'd be uninterested. But rather a more permanent change for you.”

Angel looks up, briefly hopeful, then immediately frowning.

Angel: “Fat chance Smiles, I'm his number one cash cow.”

Alastor: “I can be rather persuasive”

Lucifer: “And injured, you're gonna wait until you're a hundred percent healed!”

Alastor grumbles, and Angel shifts his head to block everything out. Until something tugs on his arm.

Angel: “What?!”

Nova: “Sorry!”

Felix stands beside her just a bit confused, while Nova recoils immediately. And Angel feels the wave of guilt crash in on him.

Angel: “Sorry kiddos. I'm just… it was a long day.”

The little hellhound tugs expectedly at Nova's sleeve. She hesitantly reveals a drawing of him and Nuggets. He smiles.

Angel: “You're real god kids, don't let anyone tell ya otherwise.”

He gently ruffles their heads affectionately, earning a red faced smile from Nova and tail wagging from Felix.

[grimsneverendingfuneral]

my apologies if you’ve said this before but what are your ocs star signs (i know Nothing about star signs but interested because im a scorpio and have been told that’s bad maybe ??)

aww hello my dearest. thank you for your question on one of my fixations. i will now go crazy

ok, so i've created all of my OCs full birth charts, but i'm not gonna start on my astrologer shit now, so i'll give you their big threes

Jeff is an Aquarius sun, Leo rising, Capricorn moon. (asshole)

Lotus is Cancer sun, Libra rising, Pisces moon. (delusional)

Percy is Pisces sun, Capricorn rising, Libra moon (gay cunt)

Ren is Scorpio sun, Aquarius rising, Aries moon (little meow meow)

Fanny is Gemini sun, Scorpio rising, Taurus moon. (succubus)

Franky is Aries sun, Sagittarius rising, Scorpio moon. (cokehead)

Gretchen is Virgo sun, Pisces rising, Capricorn moon. (emo)

Nina is Taurus sun, Cancer rising, Gemini moon (insensitive)

Dawn is Capricorn sun, Taurus rising, Leo moon (cult leader)

Felix is Libra sun, Virgo rising, Leo moon (whore)

i wanna go on a tangent so bad because of the Scorpio thing you said... ok i will

don't let anyone, especially not reductive pop astrology stereotypes ever make you feel like a sign is bad. there's literally, logically no such thing. astrology is an ancient practice which is taken too literally at times and it irks me. it's a branch of astronomy, essentially. every day, the sky changes, and astrology just studies how that affects us, basically. from planetary transits to the phases of the moon, to asteroid trajectories and where the sun is positioned according to the horizon.

Scorpio is a polarizing sign, mostly due to its Plutonic influence. it's a sign under the ruler of Mars, the God of War, of passion, drive, spirit, anger, sex, and co-ruled by Pluto, the furthest planet in our solar system. secrets, the underworld, what motivates people, looking underneath the veil, into the dark, where no one else dares to take a look. it's a fixed water sign. if Pisces is the ocean and Cancer is a river, Scorpio is a vast lake. you can't see the bottom. it seems bottomless, but there is one, and it's hidden from the view of those who do not dare go towards it.

to yourself, you are both the immovable object and the unstoppable force. Scorpio is a sign that can sometimes trigger unhealed people, because it sees through them without really knowing it does. people can easily project on Scorpios, yes, because Scorpios are highly ambitious, highly cunning, very intelligent, like a sharp blade. but you guys are also the people who love the strongest, the deepest. your hearts are truly too damn big for your own good sometimes. you have a hard time knowing when to give up. you are driven by your dreams, by something bigger. you feel as though your life is not your own sometimes, because your theme is transformation. the animal of the Scorpio is both the phoenix, which rises from the ashes, and the Scorpion, who would rather sting itself than let you kill it. you want to be in control of your destiny.

i think Scorpios get a bad rep because they're intense in the way they interact with the world. with everything. there's always a dash of pure energy being lazered down into whatever they're doing or whoever they're with. you need secure people in your life. people who know themselves. Scorpio is by far not a bad sign, and no sign is. it's a beautiful thing, being a Scorpio. it's hard, but it pays off if you learn to radically accept yourself and know that you can't control how people are going to perceive you. just do you, and the right ones will see you. freak 4 freak type shit

i, for one, fuckin love Scorpios. if that makes you feel better. i have a lot in my life, always have. you guys need some tenderness, is all. just a hug. fingers running through your hair. people make you out to be these overly complicated, mysterious beings when you really just want what we all do. just some understanding, some lovin.

[itstorimf]

risky, risky, risky - professor!dad!chan x female reader

chapter two: "HAHA! Pay up bitch!

word count: 2.1K

warnings: mentions of death (not any main characters, just in general) language, consumption or alcohol, not quite smut but definitely suggestive

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*written in Chris's pov*

     "Thank you again," I smiled as the babysitter I hired shut the door. It wasn't everyday that I had a night to myself, and honestly I felt a little guilty about leaving Leo with her. Leo and I were inseparable. Ever since his mother passed away, I had a hard time leaving him. However, tonight, my two best friends invited me for a night out. Jisung and Changbin were waiting for me outside of my apartment complex eager to begin our evening out. They both attended the same college and I was just lucky enough to have met them when I first moved into their town. Jisung and Changbin also happened to be friends with the owners of the club that we were going to. Minho, Hyunjin, and Felix alongside my two friends were all in the same fraternity together. They invited us out to check out their club, and honestly, who were we to decline a free night of drinks? 

     Changbin sat in the driver's seat and would glance my way every so often. He could obviously tell that I felt uncomfortable I had left my son for the evening.

     "Dude. I promise Leo is going to be just fine," Changbin sighed as he made eye contact with me from the rearview mirror. 

     "I know, but what if the babysitter can't get him to fall asleep, or she doesn't close the baby gate and he falls down the stairs, or worse! What if he-?" I was cut off by Jisung in the passenger seat. 

     "Chris. I highly doubt that Lia would let any of that happen! Try to chill out. We're going out for fuck's sake! Drinks are free. Lix is dj-ing. Let yourself enjoy at least tonight," Jisung was right. After the year I had had with losing my wife and moving to a new city, I owed it to myself to live again. If not for myself, then for my son. Even though he was only two, I hated that Leo had to watch me go through the grief I did. If I could find it in myself to have fun again, maybe raising a child alone wouldn't be too hard.

     When we arrived at the boys' bar, the place was packed. Filled with people dancing and downing drinks. As weird as it sounds, it honestly felt kinda inviting. The atmosphere was freeing and exhilarating all at the same time. 

     "Gentlemen!" I heard a voice behind me say. It was Minho, one of the club owners. Hyunjin followed shortly behind him. "Let me show you to your table." Minho led us up a few steps to a table that was just slighted elevated from the dance floor. You could see what was going on in every corner of the club. "Drinks are on us, so get as crazy as you fuckin' want 'kay?" Hyunjin continued. We all laughed and decided to order a round of beers to start. After achieving the drinks, Changbin walkover to the DJ booth that Felix was setting up at. He had always had an interest in music production, so he would probably stay there for the rest of the night. The silence at our table was broken by Jisung.

     "Alright dude. We seriously gotta get you laid!" Jisung shouted. My head turned faster than my brain could comprehend what he had said and I shot him a look. I chuckled and shook my head in disapproval. "What?" he said in shock, "Dude! You're like a major dilf. Dilfs are all the rage these days!"

     "Right and how would I explain that to her? 'Oh sorry let me just move my son into the living room. Don't worry! Get comfortable, but if he wakes up I have to bring him back in here!' You're funny", I respond.

     "How about this? You meet a girl. It goes well. Say the word and you can go back to mine and Changbin's place! We'll take care of Leo while you-"

     "I got the point!" and honestly. It wasn't too bad of an idea. Ji and Changin took care of my son over night once while I was away for a conference and they did just fine. Maybe, just maybe, I would take them up on that offer. It was the idea of talking to a girl again that made me nervous. Changbin eventually joined us again at the table and we ordered a bottle of Hennessy for the three of us to share. My eyes scanned through the dance floor and they landed on woman dancing with a friend. She clearly had been drinking by the way she was dancing, but sober enough to look after her friend. Every so often her attention would go back to the intoxicated girl next to her, checking to make sure she was okay. Before I could realize that I had been staring, she looked up at me. A quick glance, before she averted her eyes to the ground. A little while later, a larger group of people joined them on the dance floor, and she broke away to sit by herself at a table in the corner. There was something about the way she held herself. An obvious wallflower, but judging by the way she danced, around just the right people, she was able to let herself go. I needed to know more about her. I downed what was the rest of my glass and stood up. "Alright gentlemen! Wish me luck..." I announced to them. 

     "No fucking way! Mr. Christoper Bang? You're gonna go talk to a girl?" Changbin asked.

     "Hey you guys were the ones that said I had to loosen up a bit. Here I go!" and with that I started walking in her direction. When I got to her table, she also stood, though she wasn't looking where she was going. She stumbled into my arms and held my arms out to catch her. Clearly embarrassed she looked up at me with blushed cheeks. 

     "I am so sorry!" this mystery girl said, quick to apologize for landing on me. "These shoes are death traps I swear." I chuckled. Do I flirt with her? It had been so long since I had even attempted to flirt. The alcohol was kicking in and I thought to myself, 'eh... fuck it! What do you have to lose?'

     "That's alright, but I'll only forgive you if you tell me your name," I said with a smirk.

     "HA! Smooth. I'm Y/N. I haven't seen you around here before uh..." she trailed off.

     "Chris." I responded. "Yeah. I'm pretty new to the area," small talk. I was never very good at small talk, but then she smiled at me. God. Her smile was infectious. 

     "Well Chris. What brings you to Venom?" Y/N asked. So she was as equally curious about me as I was about her. Good.

     "A couple of friends know the owners, so they dragged me out tonight. Technically, Hyunjin did say that drinks were on them, so can I get you a drink?" I asked. A cliché move, but in movies, they always seemed to work. 

     "Well before I stumbled onto you, I was supposed to be leaving..." she trailed off again. I expected her to say no, but instead she continued with, "but hey! If it's free then one more wouldn't hurt!" I guided her to the bar and learned that her drink of choice was vodka tonic. One drink turned into three and suddenly we were on the dance floor. The music had changed as the night progressed and the dancing turned into full on grinding. I looked over at Felix who was smiling at me. He gave me thumbs up and continued on playing the music. Her body was on mine. The mixture of the heavy bass and the alcohol made the situation all the more intoxicating. My hand snaked around her waist and she turned around to face me, her arms wrapping behind my neck. Do people kiss on the dance floor? Do people kiss a person the JUST MET on the dance floor? Before I could find out the answer, Y/N's friend pulled her attention away from me. "I will be right back!" she shouted over the music. 

     I looked over at Ji and Changbin sitting at the table. Minho had eventually joined them. They were all smiling at me. It then clicked that all of my friends, Felix, Minho, and Hyunjin included, all had the same intentions of getting me laid tonight. Jisung and Changbin allowing me to use their space should things go well. Minho giving us a table above everything, allowing us to people watch. Hyunjin giving us access to free drinks to fuel the rest of the evening. Felix purposefully changing the vibe from uptempo club music to filthy grinding music. I was almost certain that this was Jisung's doing, but honestly, I couldn't be too upset. They obviously found the situation comical considering my distain for wanting to come out tonight in the first place.  

     "So my friend called an Uber back to our apartment. I guess that means I have to go," Y/N said when she returned disappointedly. This was it. I had to make a choice between letting this bombshell of a person go and being a little bitch, or sucking it up and being bold for once. Before I had the opportunity to exercise my options, I was speaking faster than my brain could comprehend.

     "Or you could come back to mine?" BOLD CHRISTOPHER! BOLD. She smirked back at me and bit her lip. She said nothing else. Just nodded. I grabbed her hand and led her off of the dance floor. I got to the table and shot Changbin and Jisung a look. 

     "Mr. Bang? To what do we owe the pleasure?" Changbin asked with a smile on his face. He obviously knew what I was asking for seeing as he fished his hand in his pocket ready to give me the keys to his apartment. I looked at him and winked. Changbin took his car key off of its key ring and threw the remaining set of keys my way.

     "HAHA! Pay up bitch!" I heard Jisung yell, holding his hand out to collect the bet they had placed. Both Y/N and I chuckled. Hand in hand, we walked outside of the club and anxiously waited for a taxi.

     "I'm sorry. I don't think I heard this correctly," she said breaking the silence. "Is your last name really Bang? Like your name is Chris Bang?" she laughed. The tension in the air subsided and I winked at her.

     "Technically in Korea you'd call me Bang Chris. Well, my Korean name is Chan so you'd actually call me Bang Chan. Don't worry I've already heard all of the jokes you can make. My mates back in Australia were ruthless," I rambled on. We were finally able to hail a taxi and Y/N got in first. I gave the driver the boys' address and we were on our way.

     The tension in the taxi could be cut with a knife. My hand rested on her thigh and her's rested in the back of my neck, playing and tugging at my hair. I drew little circles on her thighs and watched as her eyes closed. The more I teased, the tighter her grip got on my hair. Y/N was clearly enjoying this. We arrived at the apartment and I practically threw the money at the taxi driver, way too eager to get inside. Inside of the apartment, I shut the door and pushed Y/N against it. Our lips connected and our hands explored each other's bodies. Not disconnecting from the kiss. I unbuttoned the rest of my buttons and she pulled the shirt off of me. I pulled the tight black dress she was wearing off of her body. One by one, articles of clothing went flying as we made our way to the room. 

     Did I feel guilty fucking in one of my best mate's room? Maybe a little, but all I wanted to was make Y/N feel good. I barely thought about it. 

     "Well Mr. Bang. I think I need to find out for myself if you name precedes you," she muttered with pure lust as I kissed down her neck. It was both the nerdiest and sexiest thing I had ever heard. 

     "Well gorgeous. I guess you'll have to tell me what you think when we're done..."     

[shibalatte]

fuck felix is so fucking pretty how do u cope with having the most handsome wonderful dumbass of a boywife hes so fucking pretty i cant do it anymore im going to die

his face is so dumb i wish kiss it every day for the rest of my life already. he has really pretty eyes and a really cute hooked nose and fucking freckles!!!! i remember before i started dating him i denied my attraction to him even though he had so many features i found fucking adorable i was so fucking stupid because hes so fucking handsome i cant even anymore

dont even get me started on the rest of him. he could be a model. he has a dark spot where a piece of lead got stuck in his collar bone. its very noticeable when you can see his collar bone and its fucking adorable. dont even get me started on his cat tummy. he has a very cute like small but noticable tummy. i call it his primordial pouch in my head bc its also sensitive like a cat tummy. his ass could be a 10 paragraph essay. dont even get me started

and like fuckin. hes so fucking sweet and lovely and fun to listen to. he has such insight on his random interests i dont know how i couldnt fall for hm. i didnt know how bad id fall for him when i was signing his petition, if only i knew 6 signs on that damn petition was me signing a deal with god for the prettyboy subscription except its god whos the prettyboy. my god. how do i even cope with the fact that i have such a wonderful person in my life. i dont even know how to start. hes an annoying little bastard man but hes MY annoying little bastard man. despite the fact that im the one who belongs to him

[major-comet]

#wash sarge and donut would have beaten felix to death with hammers i tell you what

elaborating on my tag from the other day because i haven't been able to stop thinking about it (also i forgot about lopez he would also participate in the hammering). part of the reason I think felix was so successful at at least mostly tricking tucker/caboose/grif/simmons is because everyone on that team was suddenly thrust into a position of responsibility that's frankly pretty new for all of them, even grif who has technically led a squad before and tucker who did all that desert bullshit. so they were all pretty preoccupied with that, and didn't have the *time* to examine felix all that closely. it's so easy to take someone at face value when you meet them under extreme stress.

wash and sarge *are* leaders already, though. leading a squad of hopeless soldiers for the new republic is nothing new for them. (and I wonder how the team assignments would have been changed? would lopez have had a squad of his own, or would he and donut have been lumped together since donut can dubiously speak spanish - great opportunity for comedy, if you ask me. OR would sarge have assumed responsibility for what would have been grif and simmons' teams along with donut and lopez, with wash then taking what would have been tucker and caboose's teams. which could lead to parallels of when grif called matthews simmons, except it's sarge or wash calling one of their soliders by the name of one of the missing four. most emotionally impactful would probably be bitters or palomo respectively.)

wash and sarge are very different people, but i like to think that every now and then their leadership brains come together on the same wavelength, even if they get to that point in very different ways. wash and felix would fucking hate each other, and sarge inherently is wary of anyone not properly aligned with a team (because it keeps ending fucking horribly for them, damn freelancers)

we also know that donut and lopez love getting up to some fuckshit from time to time - i think it's part of the red team rulebook. lopez spent a solid season or so as an antagonist, he would be ecstatic at getting to actually do something about this annoying son of a bitch. team sanctioned violence. and donut has one of the highest on-screen kill counts of the reds and blues by that point, he would've had the hammer in his hands before sarge even thought of it. (also i think felix probably would have been like, extra mean to donut because he's an easy target? and i think sarge and lopez would have one of those like "hey you can't make fun of him like that, only we can do that" type of moments that would have prompted absolutely zero self-reflection about the way that they treat donut, as is standard with these sorts of moments.)

i can clearly see the reunion between the two groups. tucker's like "yeah so we've kind of just been hanging with locus. guys fuckin Scary but eh. scary is kind of just normal for us these days. speaking of scary - the doctor chick keeps trying to jump simmons and grif to study them - keeps calling them "medical miracles" or some shit. otherwise? not a lot. what have you guys been up to?" and wash is just like. "oh, not much." and donut interjects about how the four of them totally pounded a guy together and the others have to be like "WITH HAMMERS. WITH HAMMERS." locus might even be there for the reunion, since he wouldn't have had the heads up about the guys leaving the rebel base from felix - y'know, on account of the hammering. sarge would start monologuing about everything they'd been up to, and simmons would seethe with renewed jealousy towards lopez and donut, as he perceives them as sarge's favorites out of all his kids. all would be right in the world.

has anyone thought about what if Felix and locus swapped what parts of the reds and blues they dealt with, like what if locus took caboose tucker grif and simmons, what then

[steponmepinkjun]

bruh if skz wins kingdom we get a wholeass variety show w them that's more content! so i rly do want them to win, but istg if they get the tbz treatment and they change the prize to being on the next kingdom ill kill mnet with my bare hands -felix bi anon

I am so rooting for them but at this point my primary objective is give me entrance to JYP, give me access to the LoveStay boy, IMMEDIATELY. IMMEDIATELY. Cause I just have this anxiety worst-case-scenario-fueled sense of foreboding that if they win sans-Hyunjinnie the resulting variety show will also be absent of the Prince and I would actually have no choice but to jump off a bridge. So even if it's hella unlikely I literally just want kingdom OVER and I want JYP to RELINQUISH CUSTODY OF THE BAYBEE BOY IMMEDIATELY 😭😭😭😭 I AM SPENDING EVERY MOMENT HES GONE WAITING FOR HIM TO COME HOME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bangchanswolfpelt]

🎃Kinktober 2021👻

hey y'all, i'm gonna try to do Kinktober this year!

seeing Kinktober over the years going from kind of a solitary thing to something people take requests for has been really cool, and i'm nightmarishly indecisive, so i'm opening up requests for it this year! the goal is going to be at least a drabble per day, just to keep the bar low enough to clear everyday, but we're probably gonna go longer for a few of these, because i'm incredibly bad at knowing when to stop.

ETA: Kinktober fills for this year will be linked here, but can also be found collected under the kinktober 2021 tag or here on AO3.

how we're gonna do this:

requests are going to be first come, first serve (but even if your request isn't filled for kinktober, i might keep in my back pocket for later 👀)

struckthrough kinks are kinks i will not be writing

ETA: i don't write member/member, i only write reader fic (tho i do write poly)

each number on the list is for the corresponding day of October; the kinks beside it are the kinks available to request for that day (you can ask for additional kinks to be included—i'm actively encouraging detailed requests!—but the kinks available for that day are meant to be the main feature of sorts)

you can request one day per message (i'm not gonna say one day per person 'cause like. you can just get on anon and i really don't care that much. go fuckin nuts if the spirit moves you, babes)

feel free to request as many kinks as there are per day, but if you request more than one, please let me know which you'd prefer to be prioritized if i can't work them all in

feel free to request multiple people per day, but as above, please let me know if there's someone you'd prefer to be prioritized

i usually try to stay away from gendered pronouns/petnames, but i do tend to write readers with breasts/vulvas; if you'd prefer more vague descriptions or no focus on the reader's genitals at all, feel free to request that, too!

if you feel like it, please be specific about what you'd like to see out of your requests, especially re: kinks—there are a lot of kinks on this list i am very into and am very comfortable with, but there's a few i'm less familiar with but still wanna try writing—don't be afraid to give me a little direction!

do NOT be afraid to get too weird with your requests—it's the season to be spooky, babes, i'm ready for anything ;]

who to request:

i can confidently write for every member of BTS, Seventeen, Mamamoo, Stray Kids, TXT; Jay Park; Jessi; Taemin; BM from KARD; Wonho; Jae from Day6

i cannot write Ateez or BTOB with any confidence at all, but that has not stopped me from writing 5racha/Mayfly

to make my roommate laugh, please request GOT7

kinktober 2021 prompt list

Peach Jam: Yeonjun // Rimming // neutral!reader, new sub!Yeonjun, praise kink~

Hands Down: Yeonjun // Spanking // teasing dom!Yeonjun, ass/tit/thigh/pussy spanking, spit, sweet aftercare

Adorn You: Chan's birthday!! || Chan // Body Worship // taking care of overworked Chan<3

Pretty Please: Hyunsik // Bimbofication, Cockwarming, Collaring || With a Bow on It: Jeonghan's birthday!

Peanut Butter Vibes: Joshua // Foodplay

One of the Rotten Ones: Felix // Overstimulation // hard dom!Felix/bratty!reader

Pillow Talk: Wheein // Somnophilia // shy embarrassed Wheein

How You Fill Me Up: Seokmin // Breeding, Sensory Deprivation

Forgot All the Rules: Taehyun // Humiliation

Swimmin' in a Mirror: Soobin // Clones/Selfcest // too much cum >:D

When the Wolf Comes Home: Beomgyu // Incest, Exhibitionism/Voyeurism // jealous, mean dom!Gyu

Nothing I Won't Do: Soobin // Size Difference // sweet dom!Soobs

Show the World to Me: Soobin //Omorashi // pervy!Soobs, subby, embarrassed reader

Sanguine Addiction: Minho + Seungmin // Free Use, Bloodplay, Stockings // vampire au, competitive fucking

Cherry Bomb: Beomgyu // Crossdressing, Praise Kink // subby Gyu

Beating Heart Baby: Soobin // Medical Play // subby Dr. Soobs

Up’s the Only Direction I See: Yeonjun + Soobn // Three(or more)some // oops, all switches

Jessi // Mommy Kink, Orgasm Denial

Soobin + Beomgyu // Double Penetration (1 hole) // cute subby SooGyu

Big Matty's birthday! || Distention/Cockbulge // Scissoring // Role Reversal

Minho // Titfucking

Fuck Around, Feel My Heartbeat: Jisung // Shotgunning // makeouts and spit kink~

Beomgyu // Watersports, Knifeplay // mean dom!Gyu

Beomgyu // Pregnancy, Formal Wear // cum, dirty talk, praise, Gyu gets baby fever at a wedding >:]

Minho's birthday! || Soobin // Lactation

Beomgyu // Waxplay

Hongjoong // Pegging<3

Beomgyu // Facesitting // overstimulation, dirty talk/praise, sweat/olfactophilia

Yeonjun // Dacryphilia // subby!Junnie, tied up and overstimulated

Soobin // Prostitution // subby virgin!Soobin/prostitute!reader

Wonho // Halloween breeding 🎃

[kylie-writes-stuff]

“wife”

pairing: corpse husband x reader (female)

words: 1,714

requested?: no (send some in tho pls :) )

plot/summary: felix invites his friend, y/n, to play among us when they need an extra player. her and corpse get along well

authors note: so this isnt that good and i know a lot of corpse fics use a similar plot. i just wanted to try to write for corpse. hopefully things i write for him in the future are better. let me know what you think tho! also i really wanted reader to be best friends with karl bc i love him sm. uh every swiggly line is like a small time skip. this was written late at night btw and i didnt take much time to go over it

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You sat up from laying down when you heard your phone ring. You looked at the caller ID.

Felix.

"What's up Felix?" You ask with a small yawn.

"Aww, how sweet," You hear in the background.

You giggle and ask, "Is that Sean? Hi Sean!"

"Yeah, we're playing Among Us and need an extra player. You down?" Felix explained.

"Sure, just give me a few minutes. See you soon, whore"

"Bitc-" You hang up before he can finish.

You got up and turned off your TV, going to get ready. 

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You quickly tweet out that you're going live and say something on your insta story as well. You start your stream and slowly watch people flood in.

"Hey everyone! How are you guys doing?" You wave and smile, reading the chat.

"Everyone doing good, awesome! And i'm sorry to anyone having a bad day. I hope i can brighten it a bit!"

"Okay, sorry i didn't give you a further notice. I didn't even know i was gonna stream. Felix invited me to play Among Us so... here we are!"

You quickly join the discord and pull up the game, putting a cover over where the code goes.

"Hello?" You ask as you join the call. A chorus of greetings came your way.

"(Y/n)?"

"Karl!" You smile brightly.

Karl Jacobs was a good friend of yours. You would play on the Dream SMP sometimes. When you would, it would mostly be you being stupid with Karl and Alex, also known as Quackity. You were even a well know citizen of El Rapids.

"LET'S GOOOOO!" He yelled, making you laugh.

"Hey (Y/n), do you know everyone here?" Sean asks you.

"Um," You quickly scan through the names, "no, i don't think so."

You recognized names but you only personally knew Felix, Sean, Karl, and Ethan.

"Oh my god! Your voice is so cute!" Pokimane exclaims.

You giggle softly, "Thank you Poki!"

You're voice wasn't high pitched or anything like that, you just always spoke very softly and calmly. You were also a bit quiet.

Felix introduces you to those that you didn't know.

"There's one more person we're waiting for," He says.

While everyone waits, you and Karl run around each other's little characters and make jokes between yourselves. You mute yourself to read donations every once in a while.

You hear the discord chime, signaling that someone joined the call.

"WAIT CORPSE! DON'T SPEAK YET!" Felix yelled. "We have a new player. This is my friend (Y/n), say hi to her"

"Hello (Y/n)," Corpse said. You were taken aback by how deep his voice was but you didn't show it.

"Hi Corpse! Nice to meet you!" You said happily.

"Okay, how is she not freaking out?" Bretman said, making everyone laugh.

"Uh, (Y/n), do you mind letting me have black? It's cool if not.." Corpse asked gently.

"O-oh sure, no problem." You were usually black with the pink flamingo hat, but you ran over to the little computer and changed your color.

"Simp," Ethan mumbled, knowing you never switch from black.

"Thank you," He said, then the game started.

The word “Imposter” appeared on your screen in red, yours and Corpse's characters underneath.

As the game started, you thought no one could hear you so you spoke to your chat. "His voice was so deep, what the fuck? Holy shit that was hot, i'm gonna-"

"(Y/n)," Rae laughed, "You know we're playing proximity chat, right."

You blushed as you realized and said "Ha, anyways..." and ran to start faking tasks.

You ended up in electrical with Karl. "(Y/n)! My good friend, my buddy, you would never kill me right? Haha..." He said.

"Of course not, Karl! My good friend, my buddy. Why, I'm not even imposter," I said as i quickly dipped into the vent and back out, making him laugh.

I decided to show him because I knew Karl wouldn't say anything, and it's funny.

"Oh that's good then. Are you sure you're not imposter?"

"Mhm, pretty sure," You said, going back in. As you came out, Sykkuno walked in and froze.

"Uh, (Y/n)?"

"Fuck... Karl run! Go!" You said, Karl starting to leave. You walked closer and quickly killed Sykkuno then vented to security.

"That was close..." You told your chat.

You saw Corpse as you made your way around the map and walked into navigation.

"Hey, Corpse, how ya doing?"

"Ah you know, good. Just being crewmate and all."

You stifled a laugh, "Oh yeah I feel that, buddy."

"Yeah because there's no way that i'm imposter. No way i could be faking tasks and there's no possible way you could be the other imposter" He said quickly.

"For sure. Hypothetically speaking, though, if you were imposter, how many people would you have killed by now?"

"I would say probably around two."

"Interesting," You said right before a body was reported. It was Sykkuno's. Felix and Rae were also dead.

"WHAT!" Corpse yelled.

"Where was the body at?" Sean laughed.

"Uh I found it in electrical," Bretman said.

"I'm pretty sure Karl was in there earlier."

You calmly said, "It's not Karl, I was with him for most of the round."

"How do we know the two of you aren't imposters?" Sean asked.

"I was alone with him, he would have taken the chance to kill me."

"No, he's your best friend."

"He's also ruthless,"

"TRUE! SO TRUE!" Karl yelled.

"So skip?" Corpse asked.

Everyone agreed and the voting was skipped.

The next round, I spent with Ethan. He was pretending to be mad at me because Sean said Karl was my best friend.

"What happened to Blue Boi Buddies, huh?!" He exclaimed.

"Neither of our hair is even blue anymore!" You argued back.

You were in reactor with him when Corpse and Poki walked in. He hit the lights and you took it as a sign to double kill. He killed Poki, you killed Ethan, and the two of you made your way to electrical to help fix lights.

You and Corpse went the opposite direction of reactor after the lights were fixed, Karl going with you.

Poki's body was reported. That double kill only left you, Corpse, Sean, Karl and Bretman. You only needed two more kills.

"I still think it's Karl and (Y/n)," Sean said quickly.

"I was with (Y/n) the whole time," Corpse said, "In fact, I think it's you."

"That does make sense. Why so quick to accuse others, Sean?" You ask.

"It's not me!" He yelled.

"I actually agree with Corpse and (Y/n)," Bretman said.

"I was with you!"

We all voted for Sean, him voting for Karl. Sean was ejected.

When you load into spawn, you wait for the kill cool down and kill Bretman, saving Karl.

"Victory" appeared on your screen.

"God damn it!" Sean yelled.

"Good job, (Y/n)," Corpse said lowly.

You smiled, a slight blush on your cheeks, "You too Corpse."

"Their voices go together and they're a fuckin dream team? What have i done...," Felix sighed.

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A few more games went by. Most of them you and Corpse spent together, whether you were both crewmates or if one of you was imposter.

You really enjoyed his company and you actually got along with him pretty well.

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"(Y/n), before we get serious, I have one question to ask you." Corpse said as both of your characters stopped.

"What's that?" You giggled.

"Do you know Bingus?"

"Bingus? As in, our lord and savior, Bingus?"

You could hear the smile in his voice, "It's settled, you're my wife now."

This made both of you laugh and your chat go crazy.

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Eventually, people had to start leaving. You said your goodbyes to everyone and left the discord call and the game.

You set stream to where it was just your face cam.

"Guys, what should we do now?"

You saw some people asking what time it was for you.

"It's 3 AM right now... I’m not tired though.” You had been streaming for a few hours; You never even noticed how late it got.

People in chat were yelling at you to go to sleep, making you chuckle.

“How about we do a quick QnA, then at 3:30 I go to bed. Deal?”

You watched as the chat filled with questions. They obviously seemed to like the idea.

“‘Who is your best friend? Karl or Ethan?’ Neither, Alex Quackity. Next question.” You answered quickly.

You laughed, “I’d like to clarify that that’s a joke, i love all my friends equally.”

You answered more questions. Some were from new viewers asking basic questions, some were about future streams and videos. 

“‘How do you feel about people shipping you and Corpse?’“ People are already shipping us?” You laughed, “I’ve said before that I’m okay with shipping, as long as the other person is too. I think it’s funny.”

You continued to read chat. “Wait, we’re trending?”

You checked Twitter and “#(your and corpse’s ship name)” was trending in the US.

You laughed as you scrolled through the tag, “Oh this is so funny.”

“Fanart already?! You guys are so talented!”

You read chat, looking for more questions. You saw people telling you that it’s 3:30.

“Okay fine, a deal’s a deal. I hope you all have, or had, a great day and I’ll see you guys later. Depending on what time it is for you, you should also get some sleep. Stay hydrated, love you!” You ended stream.

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You scrolled through Twitter as you laid in bed, liking fanart and dumb memes. Also replying to a few of your friends’ tweets.

karl :) @/KarlJacobs_

@/(your username) what the honk ?

*clip of you saying Quackity was your best friend*           

You liked the tweet and replied, “karl no,,, look away,,,”

You continued scrolling, feeling your eyes get droopy. Your eyes fell closed but quickly opened when your phone vibrated. It was a DM. 

From Corpse.

You two had followed each other earlier.

Corpse: hey (y/n), just wanted to say you’re really cool and i’d love to play again with you soon 

You smiled, a light blush spreading across your cheeks, and replied.

You: i’d love to, corpse

Corpse: ok, see you soon ‘wife’

You: back at ya, ‘husband”

Corpse: :)

You: :)

[takenbyheartstrings]

Yes, I’m Changing | Corpse x reader

pairing: Corpse x fem!reader

summary: as y/n infiltrates Corpse’s life and his life, he seems to be happier and more alive.

warnings: mentions of anxiety and depression, crying, fluff, angst and more fluff.

request: hello can i please request a corpse x reader where the reader and corpse meet and instantly become best friends and he starts to get happier around her and get a little less anxious - maybe like she’s his saviour? idk, also could you please make her voice the complete opposite of corpse himself? tysm 🤍🤍

a/n: tysm for requesting! i hope this lives upto your expectations ^-^ OBVIOUSLY most of this is made up - and i’m talking about the Leslie and Corpse storyline - so please don’t come @ me S,JDFNKJSDNF

alSO KINDA SHORT IM SORRY

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You sighed as you logged onto discord ready for your stream, your setup was your favourite colour, so you clicked on your webcam with a smile and clicked to start the stream. People soon started to flood in.

“Hey guys!” You smiled taking a drink of water, “Welcome to the stream, we’re playing Among Us today with Rae and Sykkuno and a few more new friends! I think Corpse is coming to play with us, I’m excited to meet him!”

You quickly joined the discord call, Ludwig, Rae, Sykunno, Toast, Leslie, Poki, Felix and Sean had already joined, so as soon as I joined that was 9/10 of the lobby.

“Hey guys!” You giggled happily.

“Hey Y/n!” They all greet you happily, as you adjust your headphones on your head, pulling your mic a tad bit closer.

Soon one more person joined the discord call, “Hey,” a deep yet soothing voice speaks up.

“Woah.” You mutter quickly realising your mic discord isn’t muted.

Corpse laughs, you two were the only one’s in the lobby who didn’t know each other, “I’m Corpse, and you must be y/n.” You can hear his smile through the screen, “Big fan.”

Your face flushes red and chat takes notice, “Yes, that is me, I am y/n, and I, personally am very excited to meet you!” You cheer, trying to keep your cool.

“Holy shit guys.” Rae chuckles, “Their voices are complete opposite - it’s like the angel and the devil.”

“Hmmm maybe,” You perk up, “I guess I’d be the devil then.”

Corpse chuckles at your comment as the round starts as you smile because of his laugh, proud of yourself that you made the man, the myth, the legend, Corpse Husband laugh.

That was a year and a half ago.

You knocked on the door tugging on your grey sweater as he opened the door quickly, letting you in, before pulling off his mask as soon as the door had closed behind you. Corpse smiled at you as you hurried inside placing Grocery bags on the kitchen counter.

The two of you decided to rent a place together in LA to be closer to your friends and open up a new line of opportunities. Well, that’s how you pitched it to your best friend.

Anyway, it was game night at the Corpse x Y/n residence, last week was at Sykkuno’s house where you all played What Do You Meme, now it was yours and Corpse’s turn. Playing Cards Against Humanity because they all knew you guys had the largest collection of cards. You quickly set out everything on the table as Corpse just admired you from the couch.

“You could help, y’know.” You glared at him as he sat there watching you.

Corpse pretended to think about it, “Well, if I try to help you’re just gonna push me away and do everything yourself anyway.” He smirks - he’s right. You know he is. He knows he is. Everyone know’s he is. You’re a control freak.

You huff, “So what?”

“So what?” Corpse lets out the loudest laugh he can, “Last time you almost broke my finger!!”

You pause, before leaving it at that, Corpse just chuckles as he sits there, you finish in no less than ten minutes, “It’s gonna be fine.”

“Never said I wasn’t.” You retort.

Corpse looks at you, “I know you better than anyone, y/n.” It’s gonna be okay.

And he was right, the night went great. Everyone was smiling and laughing and having fun. It was a night to remember, mostly because Rae almost got blackout drunk and Toast and Sykkuno had to take her home early. But she’d just laugh it off in the morning after you call her and make sure she’s okay.

Corpse stands up, “Anyone need a drink?” He questions, as everyone shake’s their heads. Leslie actually changes her mind and follows him around the corner to a small kitchen.

A lot of people wouldn’t have known this, but Lesilie and Corpse met way before he met Felix or anyone current. She looks at him with a soft smile as she watches him get her a drink from the fancy fridge they have in their house.

“What?” Corpse questions noticing Leslie’s look.

Leslie chuckles, “You love her, dude,” She sighs before he can protest it, “Don’t try to say that I’m wrong either. She’s changed you, you’re slightly happier now, you’re making your way up there, she lifts your spirits every single day and you should see the way you fucking look at her, because I know you don’t know. You love her dude and she loves you too, think about it.”

Leslie leaves the kitchen as her and Edison are the only ones left in the house, it was kinda sad to see it without people in it but you smiled regardless. “That was really fun tonight, thanks Corpse!”

Corpse smiles as you do, “Always. But I’m super beat, gonna try and get some sleep.” In reality, he wasn’t. He was just gonna think about what Leslie said all night.

She was right. You loved him. But you couldn’t tell him that because 99.9% of the time they didn’t reciprocate those feelings back. She had learned not to try with love anymore. So you were sitting in bed that night thinking about a life where you had something good. You had love and comfort. Though you felt it was never going to happen.

Corpse was doing the same - he didn’t take the shots because he was scared. He thinks about her. All the fuckin’ time. How he’s so glad she joined that lobby. Leslie was right she made him happier. She made his life better. Way fucking better. He thought about a life with her, that it would be so good to call her his girlfriend. Never have to see her with another guy again - because yes. He was jealous of all the one’s she’d bring home after a night out with her friends. But she didn’t know they would come out and he’d scare them off.

He didn’t know he was doing that - not intentionally.

Your music fades out of your head as you try to fall asleep to it, but it fails coming back into earshot. You turn to the opposite side of the music. You tossed and turned before standing up out of bed. You had to do it. You had to tell him how you feel and you had to do it now. Something made you compelled to do it. Something made you need to do it.

You opened your bedroom door stepping out of it quickly walking down the hall over to Corpse’s room. 

Your anxiety started to spike, you could feel tears on the brims of your eyes - you were starting to overthink.

“What if he doesn’t love me back”

“What if he’s in love with someone else”

Corpse was having the same spike of anxiety, as he started to overthink feeling his stomach - his gut churn. He knew he had to tell you. No matter how anxious he was, he was willing to take that 50/50 chance. You were practically speed walking, and so was he. The two of you ran into each other, falling onto the floor opposite of each other, your hands catching you, breaking your fall. You yelped before you both chuckled and Corpse helped you up. The two of you hadn’t realise how close you were until Corpse spoke and you could feel the warmth of his breath and minty toothpaste on your face.

“Corpse I- I need to tell you something.” He stopped you.

“No- I do.”

“Corpse I have to tell you!”

“Y/N I LOVE YOU!” Corpse yells pulling away from you as he starts to pace, “I can’t go a day without missing you - I can’t go a day without you here. I crumble, I fall apart. You make me happier, nobody’s done that before. You are a light to my life, you are my sun, you are everything to me and I don’t know how to live without you - how to function. You went to VidCon for three days and I fell apart completely. I. Love. You.”

At this point Corpse didn’t know what he was saying. He was just going with his gut. You sat there shocked. You just smiled at him after a while. You ran towards him and jumped into his arms pressing a kiss to his lips and then pressing them all over the rest of his face.

He was relieved to say the least - probably guessing this is what you were going to tell him and he loved that - he could finally love you.

He carried you to his bedroom, which would soon be the two of yours as it was larger in size and fell asleep comfortably in each others arms as the warmth of Corpse’s body radiated onto yours. His arms around you, holding you to never let you go. To never get hurt. To protect you from all the bad in the world.

The two of your feelings were finally at peace. It was a beautiful masterpiece called love. You changed Corpse for the better and he changed you for it too. You both lived in perfect harmony with each other. It was a comfort you had never truely felt before - same to him. Something that the both of you never wanted to let go of. Let alone each other.

[binniesthighs]

mutual masturbation with skz?

why yes of course ;) not like I think about this all the time or anything hehe 

❀horny hours with skz ❀

chan: so like 8 times outta 10 with chan, you can expect it to be super lazy, cozy, chill and soft soft soft. chan’s a sleepy and busy boy, and when you both might be feeling ~a little something~ he wouldn’t mind at all crawling into bed with you, both of you laying on your sides, eyes drinkin’ up all the ways that your face twitches, your eyes roll, or the ways that your let out those cute little moans he loves while you pleasure yourself. the other 2 times outta 10, it’s hard, fast, and needy as hell. how else is he supposed to fit it in with his busy schedules? It could happen literally anywhere when he sets his mind to it: his studio, a bathroom, hell, even a closet. you’d stand together, viciously rubbing your orgasms closer while he sucks love bites into your neck.

minho: I get a feeling that minho much prefers masturbating together as a precursor to the main event rather than just getting off together. like a couple other boys on this list, minho loves a view, and relishes in how divine you look with a hand below your waist and how whiny and impatient you can get. he’d lay you down anywhere: over the bed, on the couch--and his favorite the kitchen table--and watch as you incessantly rub or jerk yourself, standing or kneeling over you while he jerks himself. oftentimes, he’ll pinch your nipples till they’re sore or choke you when you’re like this, even going to gift your tongue the taste of his fingers too.

changbin: eye fuckin’ contact!! binnie is a sucker for eye contact when he masturbates with you and really, it just makes the whole thing a lot more intimate for him. romance this boy please! you sit on one end of the couch and he’ll sit on the other end, his gaze is intense and he’ll make sure that you know that he’s taking in every little bit of you: i’m talking lip fuckin bite and that little smirk of his when he throws his head back a little. oh god, that one time that you both did it in the tub too?? it was all warm, fizzing bubbles were everywhere, the steam smelled like roses...you’ve never seen him so flushed cuming by his own hand with his eyes holding yours.  

hyunjin: kinda shy about it actually! of course, jinnie shamelessly jerks himself to high heaven when you’re not around, thinking about all the ways that you would use him and how he would use you. when you ask to do it together he’s so so shy and embarrassed about it, its the cutest thing!! he might even ask you not to look >////< but! when he gets over this initially, oooh boy does he love the praise that you give him when you watch him. he chokes out the most adorable little breathy “mmm’s” when you kiss into his mouth praises. his favorites are: “your hand looks so pretty on your cock jinnie” and “look at you, you’ve made yourself so hard, keep going just like that for me pretty boy.”

jisung: a bit lazy as well, but more so in the way that he’s just horny horny and needs an orgasm now. because of this, it really doesn't matter to him the position that you do it, just that it happens lol. however, you’ve found that he does like it when you’re both laying on your backs, jerking eachother off like you normally would when you’re alone. gahhh he’d cross his cute lil leg over yours too just to get more contact while you’re going at it. like chan, he also wouldn’t mind masturbating with you in more risque places: his greatest feat being that dressing room at that music show. this, and he’d do it with you in the shower nearly any day of the week.

felix: on the flip side, loves and loves knowing that you’re watching him. for lack of a better word, it makes him feel reeeeally naughty knowing that someone is watching him pleasure himself just for them--although he would never admit this, he’s much too shy hehe. he’d hop into your lap (or pull you onto his) and then you’d know exactly what he wants. you’d sit facing eachother with little distance between. he really likes it when you play with his hair too!! and one more thing: poor bb still has wet dreams about the time that the two of you masturbated together on that picnic last summer...

seungmin: kinda like minho, he sees masturbation more as foreplay, but if you’re feeling needy, he’d happily oblige whatever you’d like! shhhh its a secret but it drives him crazy watching you use toys on yourself! oh my god, I have this idea of you using a clear/glass dildo on yourself and seungmin’s head goes absolutely b o n k. since he lets you take the lead during these times mostly, he loves when you use dirty talk to coax him along or tell him about how you’re making yourself feel. he never knew that hearing dirty words from you would turn him on so much till he’s twitching, and he might even be a little embarrassed from it too hehe

[bitch-im-your-biggest-nightmare]

Lmao imagine dating a singer [Corpse Husband x Reader]

“She literally only sings. Pretty sure she sings in her sleep.”

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Warnings: Fluff & Swearing Summary: Where Y/N is singing in the background in one of Corpses streams stream and everyone he’s playing with is just shocked and amazed. Request: Yes A/N: We are back with the excessive/my attempt at being funny/summarizes the fanfiction titles. I was feeling really depressed so I decided to write some more. So I hope you enjoy. Also, my requests are always open, but I like to do work that I enjoy doing. So I apologize if your request never gets done. But, I may keep ideas in my head if I ever get into the writing mood :) FYI: C/N=Channel Name T/N=Twitter Name

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Y/N nowhere near being classified as famous. She had a small audience around her on YouTube and Twitter, but that was it. She made music, of course. It was mostly meaningful raps and deep shit, but she grew popularity over doing covers of popular songs. Her most popular covers were ones of Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Chanel by Frank Ocean, Talk To Me by Cavetown, and her most popular was doing a cover of Agoraphobic by her boyfriend, Corpse Husband. 

Y/N met Corpse through her YouTube channel that was known as C/N. He put a simple comment on one of her songs called “Tired Of It” saying he loved it. Corpse later messaged her on Twitter asking her if she maybe wanted to do a collab song, and Y/N was quick to say yes after checking his music out.

They made the song about emotions.. it was about struggling with depression while trying to keep a career up online. They called it “Just A Sad Song” because they had no ideas for a title. Well, it exploded on Y/Ns page and gained her nearly 1mil subs. But she was only popular for a year before keeping a smaller and strong audience. Even if her view count went down, she still came out alive with someone she fell in love with. 

After a couple dates with Corpse, they became official and Y/N moved in with him. Y/N was the best thing to happen to Corpse, and he so happy with her. She brightened his days up, she put a smile on his face. She made him feel loved, she made him feel like a fucking explosion of rainbows and flowers. Corpse wanted to keep the relationship on the downlow, so they never spoke of the relationship anywhere online. 

Corpse was currently streaming with his friends. He was playing with Sykkuno, Logic, Sean, Felix, Poki, Lily, and Jimmy. It was a rather small lobby than usual. Usually they try to have at least nine or ten people playing, but tonight was different. Even so, they were enjoying every second of it. 

“Thank you for the donations guys.” Corpse said into the mic as he walked around the map in Polus. He wasn’t an imposter, and he didn’t feel like doing an tasks at the moment so he just talked with his fans. “Who else is excited for the merch drop? I want it to get to you guys earlier but.. its kinda hard with all that's going on right now.” Then a body was recorded and Lilys pink astronaut was displayed on the screen. “Oop.”

“The body was by the lava pit.” Poki said

“Hm.. I did see Bobby come from there.” Felix said. 

“Hey hey hey I came from there when she was alive, aight?” Logic said, “I did my task there, when I went to walk away she was there. Then I just left, there's nothing sus about that!” 

Corpse did unmute himself when the meeting began, so soon everyone heard Y/N randomly singing in the background with the most angelic voice the world has ever heard.

“I've shattered now, I'm spilling out, upon this linoleum ground. I’m reeling in my brain again before it can get back to you~” 

“Woah what the fuck.” Logic  said

“Oh my god Corpse who was that!” Poki said

“Who is that and why is an angel singing in Corpses house!” Felix suddenly yelled, getting all close and personal with the mic. 

“I have never heard a voice that fuckin’ beautiful before in my life what the fuck.” Sean laughed.

“Did Corpse finally find a girlfriend? I’m hurt.” Sykkuno chuckled. 

“uhhhh” Corpse chuckled awkwardly, “Thats.. my girlfriend.” 

His chat went absolutely insane. 

“WHAT” “Omg our baby is all grown up”  “daddy no 😭” “Im so happy for you corpse!!” “Awwww”  “omg he dating someone-” “godbless 😔✨✨”

“Wait seriously? oh my god” Poki said, and you can hear her smile through the screen. 

“He’s growing up Felix.” Sean did a fake cry, and Felix laughed. 

“How long have you guys been dating?” Felix asked. 

“Uhhh.. A couple months.” Corpse said awkwardly, but he couldn’t help but smile. He was happy they supported him. 

“Awe I thought we were married.” Sykkuno said with a jokingly sad tone, causing more laughter to erupt between them.

“Don’t worry Sykkuno we’re still friends.” Corpse said. 

“Wow you just got friendzoned.” Poki said, and Sykkuno sighed. 

Corpse was now worried. He just told his entire fanbase he had a girlfriend without even giving a heads up to Y/N. Welp, all he had to do was hope there was no hate, and hope Y/N was ok with her title as girlfriend out there on the big screen.

[brownieracha]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I AM NOT OKAY FUCKIN LEE FELIX

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#4

Guerrilla MV

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#3

Cat café

pairing: Felix x reader

wc: 2.5K

genre: fluff

content warnings: none

a/n: this is my first fic so be nice please :)

(ty @georgenootfound for beta reading this ily)

“Oops sorry,” I try looking up from the floor to see who I’ve run into. Literally. All my things are on the floor. Kneeling on the floor next to me I see a young blond man collecting everything that’s spread everywhere.

“Oh! don’t worry” he hands me my last things “I wasn’t looking, it’s totally my fault.”

I finish shoving all my stuff inside the tote bag. I turn back to thank him, but. Wow.

The first thing I can notice is that he looks like an angel. He’s smiling down at me with a charming look in his face. His hair is blond and slightly pushed back, and I can’t help but notice the little freckles decorating his pale skin.

Fuck I love freckles.

“I’m Felix by the way” he scratches the back of his head nervously. Could he get any cuter? “Again, sorry for bumping into you” his deep voice snaps me out of my trance.

I introduce myself back.

There’s not a day that has gone by since that accident. I have not stopped thinking about that Felix. At this point, I don’t even think I can stop.

Thinking about his perfectly styled blonde hair or his tiny freckles decorating his face. The color of his eyes. The way he smiled at me before introducing himself. But the one thing that kept me awake at night was his voice. That deep voice would make anyone feel things they’ve never felt before. How someone who looks so angelic could sound so devilish?

With those thoughts on my mind (always on my mind. I can’t stop), I started the day. Just like every other day, I get ready for work and leave my flat, not forgetting to say goodbye to my cat. On my way to work I stop on a shop nearby to buy some stuff for my little fluff ball. I was wandering through the corridors in the pet shop when I bump into someone.

Again. Can anyone ever look where they’re going?

“Sor-“ I start to apologize to the stranger when, to my surprise I realize who it is. This couldn’t be real, not again. “Oh-”

“Hi Felix” I look up at him before looking down at the floor. God, my shoes really need some cleaning. I chose the worst day to wear these – did it have to be in front of him? I laugh nervously, a little embarrassed. What are the chances?

“Oh hey, didn’t see you there…again” I feel my cheeks going red “It seems like we can’t meet in a normal way.” He chuckles.

“Oh, I wish we could,” I mumble, still looking down at my shoes.

“What was that?” I look up immediately. Stupid, why did I have to say that out loud? I feel my cheeks heating up more- if that’s even possible. I bet I look like a fucking tomato. Crap.

“Huh?” Huh? That’s all I can say? God. I wish I could function like a normal human being. “I didn’t say anything” ugh.

“Are you sure?” A devilish smile paints his face “are you sure you didn’t say anything?” he tilts his head.

Damn. I wish I could disappear.

Instantly.

I don’t know what to say, so I stay silent. I look back down, too embarrassed to keep eye contact.

He grins. “Me too, by the way.”

And with that he turns around and walks away. It takes me a few seconds to process everything that happened.

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My #1 post of 2022

sir???? lee know????? what are u doing????

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[makerofmadness]

aight here’s a bunch of randomly generated incorrect quotes! under the cut for the sake of my followers mainly. some of these were surprisingly fitting/in-character tbh.

Andy: Dumbest scar stories, go! Felix: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Melody: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Margret: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Claus: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Peter: Peter: I have emotional scars.

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Andy: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Felix: >:O language Melody: Yeah watch your fucking language Margret: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MELODY THE FUCK WORD? Claus: 'The fuck word'. Peter: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Melody: Oh my god they censored it Claus: Say fuck, Peter. Melody: Do it, Peter. Say fuck.

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Andy: Croissants: dropped Felix: Road: works ahead Melody: BBQ sauce: on my titties Margret: Shavacado: fre Claus: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Peter: Peter, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Andy: Thanks fam! Felix: oh no Melody: *cries* I love you too Margret: Sounds fake but okay Claus: *A flustered mess* Peter: can i get a refund

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Andy: Hewwo. Felix: Hihiiiiii! Melody: Greetings, Humans. Claus: Three kinds of people. Margret: I want pudding. Andy: Four kinds of people. Peter: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? Claus: Five kinds of people.

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Andy: I CAN'T DO IT! Felix, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Andy: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Melody: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Andy: Andy: I appreciate it, Andy: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Margret: Andy- Andy: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Claus: Andy we gotta- Andy: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Andy: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Andy, motioning to Peter: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Andy: Time for plan G. Felix: Don’t you mean plan B? Andy: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Melody: What about plan D? Andy: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Margret: What about plan E? Andy: I’m hoping not to use it. Claus dies in plan E. Peter: I like plan E.

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Andy: Felix... How do I begin to explain Felix? Melody: Felix is flawless. Margret: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Claus: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan. Peter: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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*The squad is over at Andy's house* Felix: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Andy: ... N-No... Andy, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Felix, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Melody: I see a- Andy, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Felix: Oh, well I- Andy: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Andy, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Margret: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Claus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Andy: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Andy: I am someone who owns four ovens... Andy, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Andy: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Peter, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Andy: Felix: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Andy: Andy, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Andy: We need to distract these guys Felix: Leave it to me Felix: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Melody, Margret, and Claus: *Immediately begin arguing* Peter, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Andy: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Felix: Nope, absolutely not. Melody: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Margret: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Claus: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Peter: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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*The squad right before Andy's wedding* Felix: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Melody: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Margret: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Claus: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Peter, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Andy: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Felix: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Melody: More or less, I guess... Margret: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Claus: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Peter: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Andy, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Felix: Hey. Melody: Hi. Margret: Hello. Claus: Hey! Andy: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Peter: We were out of Doritos

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Andy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Felix: ...I did. I broke it. Andy: No. No you didn't. Melody? Melody: Don't look at me. Look at Margret. Margret: What?! I didn't break it. Melody: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Margret: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Melody: Suspicious. Margret: No, it's not! Claus: If it matters, probably not, but Peter was the last one to use it. Peter: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Claus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Peter: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Claus! Felix: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Andy. Andy: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Claus: Andy... Melody's been awfully quiet. Melody: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Andy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Andy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Andy: Andy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Andy: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Felix: Okay, but what is updog? Melody: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Margret: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Claus: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Peter: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Andy: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Margret: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Melody: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Felix: What’s a henway?? Andy: Oh, about five pounds.

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Andy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Felix: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Andy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Melody: Actually I did the math, Felix would have $225, not $0.15. Felix: Fam I’m right here.... Margret: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Andy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Margret: Sorry I only have a dollar Andy: :( Melody: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Felix would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Margret: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Melody: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Claus: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Melody: Apply juice to what Peter: Directly to the forehead Felix: Great chat everyone

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'Can I copy the homework?' Andy: I can help you with it! Felix: Yeah, sure. Melody: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Margret: lol nope. Claus: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Peter: *Read 5:55pm*

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Andy: Rules are made to be broken. Felix: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Melody: Uh, piñatas. Margret: Glow sticks. Claus: Karate boards. Peter: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Andy: Rules. Felix: