#me about ******** *******

[existennialmemes]

You're gonna want to retreat to a safe distance. It is not possible for me to be Normal™ about this.

[valyrra]

[cringengl]

you know the obsession with that one character is bad when you starting thinking "i'm the only one who understands them"

[noheterosexualexplaination]

Stop interrupting my romcom with your nonsense

[doitforadamparrish]

literally why can’t I appreciate a thing a normal amount. why do I have to lose sleep about it. go totally deranged. unhinged. untethered to reality.

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[chiisana-lion]

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]