#me & my bf
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not being able to find older bf!simon around the house and while you’re looking for him, you catch something out the window-
nearly all the women in your neighbourhood gathered at the end of your driveway
you come outside to investigate only to find them with their attention glued to the front of your car, it’s not till you walk around the front you find the lower half of simon sticking out from under it
on his back, knees bent, massive boots planted into the concrete, bare arm occasionally stretching out to find another tool
“you alright, si?”
you hear him grunt before he’s calling out to you
“yeah, i’m right sweet’art- sortin’ out that bit thas’ been givin’ y’grief”
breaking your gaze from his massive thighs flexing under his jeans, you scan back over the crowd that’d formed
all of them married, all of them a good ten years older than even he was- you couldn’t really blame them really, you had eyes
you could hear him shuffling out from under the car before he suddenly straightened to full height, wiping greasy hands on the front of his old-white-singlet
he pulled up the bottom of it to swipe his forehead and you think you heard someone gasp
wrapping a firm arm around you, he gives your backside a pat before he kisses the top of your head
“got t’keep y’safe, y’know?”
“thank you, baby- now be polite and say hello to your audience”
oblivious as ever to anything other than you, simon threw a look over his shoulder before he followed you back into the house
“oh, ‘ello ladies”
(someone throws a street barbecue and you force simon to talk to the other men around the burner and multiple husbands request him to start “doing that shit” in the garage with the door shut, please)
#idk what this lil thing is but have it#it’s based on the elderly lady on one street with a crush on my boyfriend that could outlast religion#she’s my favourite person she lets me gush about him with her#older bf!simon#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#me and my bf have been laughing at this all day#i keep saying/thinking ''so youre the most mentally ill officer in the precinct''#its a shame you cant just say yes#for the record i picked the second option
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alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{
what do you think of her?
#this was fun! took me awhile since life is nuts rn trying to move but#id like to do smthg like this again somwtime#my art#furry#fursona#anthro#furry fandom#cow#cow girl#fat#< - not enough art in the fat tag. i will change this o7#tumblr polls#sketch#doodle#edit: bf pointed out the tummy could be bigger so i biggified her a little
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i think you people put too much pressure on what is or isnt a date like a date is literally just being together with the person you want to be with
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intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)
#just some guys ive been tossing around in my brain#can you tell i like drawing wires.#art tag#oc tag#computer yuri#objectum#evil supercomputer#toxic yuri#cartoon violence#robots#my apologies to edgar. your bf isnt that terrible. you can do better tho#(hes from a movie called electric dreams i didnt make him)#edit got lightly scolded (rightfully!) for not taking the alt text seriously. genuinely uncool of me and it has been fixed. i hope
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#pokemon#sylveon#lapras#illustration#ocean#pokemon art#pokemon fanart#kanto pokemon#kalos pokemon#eeveelution#fairy type#water type#ice type#sea#waves#glitter#retro#atompalace art#just a lil artpiece#the background came first actually haha then I drew these two on it#Sylveon and lapras; two of me and my bf’s faves…. 💕🩵💕🩵
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Ask me what type of romantic dreams I have at night.
The man in my dreams:
(He wasn't happy I escaped from my gilded cage)
#I haven't stopped thinking about him#that dream will not leave me alone#I NEED to know what he was going to do to me#he wanted me so bad I could feel his burning gaze on me#my ocs#obsessive yandere#yandere#tw yandere#dark imagines#dark art#dark content#stalker bf#stalking fantasy#dead dove do not eat#this is extremely unhealthy but I need him#tw dubcon#tw noncon
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the public reaction to i saw the tv glow is like a perfect case study into how cis people take up queer spaces and unknowingly mock and enjoy trans suffering. sitting in the theater, i had a pit in my stomach the entire time. so many times, i would tear up and then someone else in the theater would laugh. and i wouldn’t cry because how would they look at me when the lights came back on? because they don’t see it. they don’t see the pain. they think it’s funny. i left the theater completely silent, not saying a word to my boyfriend and he didn’t say a word to me until partway into the drive home. the people around us immediately got to picking it apart, explaining what it all meant to each other, dumbing it down, making theories. cis people see the the movie, just like transness, as something to debate. a conversation. something to dissect because it makes them uncomfortable if they don’t understand it in their easily digestible way.
#i wanted to cry so bad. i had tears behind my eyes. and i couldn’t after hearing everyone in the theater LAUGH#also if you’re the girl who said she didn’t see a trans allegory in it: you are srupid#i saw the tv glow#jane schoenbrun#my bf is the one good cis person btw he saw how heartwrenching it was bc he loves a trans person (me)
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thinking of dating older bf!satoru. . .and i’m talking like you’re in your early 20’s and he’s in his early 30’s.
the way he texts at the start of your blooming relationship is super attractive somehow. like the most simplest of texts would get you weak in the knees. texts like ‘good morning, sweetheart.’ // ‘how’s my pretty girl doing?’ // ‘there’s my gorgeous girl.’ // ‘rise ‘n shine, sleepyhead.’ // ‘it’s okay, baby. i understand.’ // ‘you never fail to amaze me, huh.’
or when you’re being very risky via your messenger app, older bf!satoru is definitely the type to say ‘careful.’ // ‘you’re gonna get me in trouble.’ // ‘you’re being quite brave today, doll. // ‘aww, how adorable of you.’ // ‘mhm? that so?’
also . . . gives you money out of the blue. randomly. doesn’t question it at all. or sends expensive gifts your way too without you asking. older bf!satoru would text you stuff like; ‘here’s some money, gorgeous. want you to spoil yourself for me today, okay?’ // ‘just a little gift.’ // ‘you deserve a break, baby. here you go.’ // ‘got you something small.’
and then you check your bank account and it’s an easy $200 / $500 / $800 ++ added by him. or when he’s sending gifts to your apartment, it’s gonna be one of them reaaaaal expensive ones. probably ones you eyed before or had mention you liked very briefly, but didn’t get it because of the price.
definitely also the type to try and accommodate or match his texting style to yours as the months go by. kinda to match your energy. perhaps fails horribly at it, but it’s cute to see him try.
#sttoru chats.#just wrote my thoughts down rlly quick LOL#self indulgent af but if yall want any fics w older bf!satoru let me know in my inbox teeheee might even make a series of it#jjk x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#jjk x you#gojo x you#cw age gap#cw age difference
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Huskerdust/stolitz double date Part two :)
Huskerdust/stolitz double date! Part one, part two (you’re here) AUGGHHH I CAN FINALLY POST THIS!!! had some issues with my ipad so I wasn’t able to before :)
again, here’s the original post by @loserschmoozer that inspired this comic! Their headcannons are amazing and I hope you go check them out!
#They love bottoming probably#‘Mmmmm tall twink bf tops me Hehe’#helluva blitzo#helluva stolas#hazbin husk#hazbin angel dust#hellaverse#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#hellaverse comic#hazbin hotel redesigns#Art#my art#post#Huskerdust#stolitz
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GET EGGED!!! Crocheted an egg for @quezify's Eggtober :) my first time freeform crocheting, very fun and I'm happy with how it turned out! 🍳🍽️
#eggtober#crochet#crochetblr#yarnblr#also thought youd like to know me and my bf are seeing the substance on sunday :) hehe#originals
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thinking about older bf!simon that takes great pride in being your built in pain relief.
“you right?”
delicate as always, gruff voice cutting through the peaceful lull as he stands right in the way of the television you were only really listening to.
“just a headache”
“you taken anything for it?”
you slowly open one eye as far as you can manage, confirming that the look on his face is endearing and he’s not purposefully asking stupid fucking questions.
he’s only man after all.
“i’ll give y’one if y’like?”
before you even have a chance to ask him what “one” might be in this scenario, he’s already nudging you up the couch to sit beside you.
he doesn’t give you the chance to ask any questions, really- not when he’s tucking your back into his side and slipping a large hand down your front.
long fingers slide your shorts to the side and immediately get to work, other hand holding your thighs open (more for his line of sight than anything).
“simon- you don’t have-”
“none a’that, rest y’head and i’ll take care a’ya”
#is this inspired by the fact i get chronic headaches? and cannot take pain killers? maybe!#is it also inspired by the fact my bf always tells me to head up to bed and he’ll come ‘give me one’ or something? maybe!#anyway!#older bf!simon#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley drabble#simon ghost riley drabble#simon riley blurb#simon ghost riley blurb
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older bf simon the type to ask, “how do you want me, love?” when you two finally fuck :’(
he’s so careful and gentle, leashing his own desires because there is a certain satisfaction in having you tip into your orgasm first before he reaches his own. it’s so dizzying, having you order him around and him giving you what you asked but twice the intensity, twice the pleasure. he has you crying in his arms, your words warbled with your gasps, and he holds you throughout because—“like this, sweetheart? is this what you wanted?”
you sob your yesses and your i love yous and your i need mores, and simon gives and gives because god you’re just too precious
#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#ive been influenced#i mean all my simon is older bf but the distinction makes me clench my legs because !!!!#suns
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he likes the quiet one a little more
#sonadow#shadonic#sonicxshadow#sonic x shadow#shadowxsonic#shadow x sonic#ah yes me my bf and his 3 foot doll of me
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About Skully again...
*watched the final chapter of the Halloween event*
....what?
No. No!
I refuse!
Not my skeleton dork... 🥲
I know he may not like the holiday, but I demand he be brought back for Christmas!
#just me missing my ded bf who d*ed 100s years ago#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#skully j graves#twst skully#skully x reader
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anybody else picking up what im puttin down
#star trek#star trek tos#t’pring#stonn#but stonn is not a man#stonn is a beautiful butch#i think everyone should agree with me#my art#lesbian t’pring pitting her gay fiance and his bf to the death for a beautiful butch makes more sense
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