#mc is also kitty because it’s not my real name

[arcanegalaxy]

my ‘main’ scarlet hollow mc (in my head none of them are truly canon but i play this one first) is a self-insert but also romancing wayne and i’ve been trying to work out what would lead mc kitty scarlet to do this when irl i’d be very scared of him

[danyvhell-writes]

General Ais headcanons (Touchstarved)

GN reader | The obsession with this game is real guys :') I can't get away

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• Cat boyfriend like, bro will fall asleep on you (your chest, lap...) but if you dare to move just a little tiny bit the magic is over ! He will wake up instantly and go somewhere else to take a nap :')

• He's not gonna tell you but he likes when you touch his hair. Caress him, touch his horns, ruffle his hair even ! He's down for it and the moment you discover his little secret he'll give you endless opportunities to do so

• ↑ Scratch his head, please. Weak spot is right at the junction of his back horns, tug softly on his hair and the boy will melt.

• Ais is a man of few words but he really enjoys talking with you. Most of the time he'll annoy you just as an excuse to interact with you so you can start talking with him (and 99% of the time it works). He finds your little conversations entertaining and relaxing somehow.

• Btw, this guy will listen to you rambling. Talk about your latest obsession, stuff you like, things that seem unimportant : he will listen. He's curious to know more and especially if it's related to your fascinating person. Sometimes he'll just sit next to you and lean in your space just to have a better hearing of what you're saying. It might feel like you're monopolising the conversation but no no, he'll respond with snarky comments, laugh if you say something funny or ask you to keep going with your story. And also, he really likes your voice so...

• You remember when he said "I got eyes in the back of my head." ? (something like that) Well yeah ! His eyes are on you, always. His gaze will follow you wherever you are, with or without him. I'm sure this man uses the Groupmind to spy on MC ! Like bro come on, stop crushing this hard.

• If you have pets, they're not yours anymore. He WILL adopt them. Could be any animal or magic creature really, he will offer them absolute love in just two seconds. "Oh, this is my cat ! Her name's Nori, you can pet her if you want, she's super friendly." *pets her* "Oh yes you are !" *lifts her up so he can take her in his arms like a baby*  "Look at you, you're gorgeous. Such pretty eyes, cute little face, kitty kitty~ !" 

• He loves seeing you close to his soulless but he's also a tiny bit jealous to see that you sometimes prefer Princess' company rather than his. He'd be like "Uh hello I can do tricks too if that's what you like ??"

• He likes tea. That's it. That's the headcanon. No more seriously... I feel like he could be a tea amateur and genuinely enjoys a good cup of tea. If you don't know alot about it, he'll teach you the different types, how to infuse them correctly, what dishes you can pair them up with ! Want to learn how to make a real exquisite matcha tea ? He'll show you with much pride ! 

• ↑ Chit chat with him around some tea he made and he's yours. Bonus point if you ask for more. Extra bonus point if you're able to guess which tea it is.

• Has a special cup he keeps just for you when you visit him. He remembers your favourite drink and makes sure to always have a bottle/the ingredients when you come.

• If Ais is an oni, he might be japanese, so, this man speaks japanese. Most people think that because of his appearance he'd be super rude but oh no no no, the boy is polite. People assume he'd use 'ore' but nah ah, full 'watashi' user over here. You know that thing when your voice and demeanor changes a little when you switch languages ? That's him. His voice tends to go softer when he speaks japanese, he doesn't even realize.

• We know he likes learning about new languages, teach him some stuff. Of course he'll remember the curse words & insults quickly but pet names and romantic nouns are his favourites. If you're polyglot, show off a little, he likes it. Talk in your native tongue, even if he doesn't get anything at first, he will crush even harder. "Eh t'savais que les girafes avaient le même nombre de vertèbres que nous ? C'est juste qu'elles sont plus longues. C'est ouf ça !" "You make French sound so attractive and I'm sure you're not even saying anything particularly sexy..." "Yep !" "God, I want them so bad." he thinks

• After some time, you'd both start to naturally use words or phrases you've taught each other/you've heard from each other. He'd flex on you just to show how much of a fast learner he is, he wants to see you proud of him.

• Cracks his joints. A lot. Also stretches a lot.

• That guy who asks you to pull on his arms or whatever to help him stretch as hard as possible. "More." "What do you mean more ? I'm gonna break your bones !" "I said more, I"m not fragile you know." until you hear a big 'pop' and he sighs with contentment.

• If you burp in front of him, he'll make it a competition. "You think this is a big one ? Oh sparrow... you're a little player." And then proceeds to traumatize you for the next decade. "Do you have the fucking devil in you ???" "Nope, just my friend Ocudeus. He's gross, I know >:)"

• Traces small patterns along your skin when he's bored. He's really gentle when it comes to touching you.

• That type of guy who's obsessed with your hair, especially if it has a different texture than his. You could be doing anything and this bastard (affectionate) will twirl your hair, put clips in it, try hairstyles if you let him. He'll let you do the same to him if you want ! Go on, have fun with your new doll lmao

• Give him the silliest clothes and accessories, he will wear them. The bimboest crop top ? Yeah cool. Bat hair clips ? Cute. 

• Would joke about eating you to scare you but strangely you're always the one ending up biting him ! (not that he minds)

• 100% asks you if you want to fight. Like not in a threatening way but to test you out, he wants to see if you can handle a little sparring. 

• If you're someone who enjoys working out, he proposes to train with you. It sometimes follows to some sparring which might end up with you guys kissing... weird uh

• Has a particularly good memory. He remembers things that even yourself forgot, like really he’s your second brain (and often you’re glad). Everytime you’re asking him “How do you even remember that tf ??” and he’s just “Don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂️“

• You're the type of person who calls any guy 'bro' ? No prob, he finds it funny. He's not offended in the slightest and even actually likes it, he knows it's a language tic. Would definitely send you this type of dumb shit ouezghfoez 😭

• He can be a little chaotic sometimes but you like it. After all he’s a demon, he likes joking and pranking so even better if you join him in his mischievous activities hehe. You guys would do the silliest stuff and try not to burst out laughing. Evil ones, evil.          

• Does that cute thing where he leans in close to you when you’re watching something and follows your gaze. He’s just a curious lil guy !

[lyramundana]

*fans self* oh lord girlie, it’s like you’re in my head with that last scenario

Also a bit of a song rec: Motivate by Little Mix (I think of Minsung every time😮‍💨)

Just imagine them at your feet in skirts with their little boba eyes, rubbing their cheeks against your knee, just begging for your attention, for your touch. When you finally give in, Ji in your lap, his back against your chest, jerking him off, edging him while he squirms , “mommy, pleaseee, stop teasing me. I’ve been so so good for you.” Minho pawing at your side, “mommy please pay attention to me too, please”

Omg maybe you force Min to use a dildo in his hole without your touch or coming for being a little brat. His whines and little “mommy please”s from below you would sound so adorable especially with his eyes watering ugh.

I had another idea while writing this and I wanna share.

Dom!Minho, switch!Mc, sub!Jisung. Minho fucking Ji in the dorms and Ji being so sensitive after Minhos teasing, he’s practically screaming. Playfully oblivious best friend!mc coming in with a smirk “I can keep him quiet, Min”. Minho gives her permission without a second thought. She immediately strips, sitting on Jisungs face. Despite being fucked out beyond belief, he sucks on her clit, eating her out like a starved man. Minhos hand wrapping around her neck, her back arching as he smashes his lips into her, swallowing each others moans.

I got a bit carried away here lol

- fellow Minsung whore

I'm very normal about these scenarios. Yep, very normal. I feel nothing

I really don't understand what you aim to accomplish by sending me these satan-like asks. What's the point?! Besides driving me INSANE WITH THIRST of course, because if it's for me to add something else, what the fuck am I supposed to add there?? It's already perfect as it is. The question here is, why are you not writing all of this up in your blog so the world and I can delight in your genius ideas?

You really now my weakness. Pretty, subby boys wearing skirts and begging for me on their knees, with those cute eyes looking at me..fuck

Just imagine them at your feet in skirts with their little boba eyes, rubbing their cheeks against your knee, just begging for your attention, for your touch

This. This right here. This is my wet dream, my recurrent fantasy, my utmost desire. If I could ever have this in real life, I would die happily after. I'll be torn between fucking them until they faint or just cuddle them and cover them in kisses because they're too cute for my sanity.

“mommy, pleaseee, stop teasing me. I’ve been so so good for you.” Minho pawing at your side, “mommy please pay attention to me too, please”

jdwjdejn *error 404 not found* subby minho?💀 calling me mommy?💀💀

just the image of him pawing at me me makes me so hungry. i'll grab him and kiss him breathless, then pull that buttplug of his in and out until he's moaning my name more, maybe touching his g-spot so he actually cries on my lap and begs me to stop. ohh, then i'll edge him until he can't even speak because, i can't have have one cumming before the other, right? they have to cum at the same.time

I'll have them both in the ground, because that's what they deserve for being little brats. none of them will get to touch the bed sheets unless i allow them to, so either my lap or the cold ground. jisung's pretty, aching red dick in my hand, while i squeeze it and play with it with his twitching hands cuffed behind him. he can't fight back, no option but take what i give him.

minho, our pretty, cute kitty boy, he'll be on his knees with his face in my lap. maybe i'll have the remote control of the buttplug and mess with the settings to make him whine out desesperately, trembling but unable to do anything, or else i'll punish him.

I had another idea while writing this and I wanna share.

Seriously? You haven't shared enought??😃

She immediately strips, sitting on Jisungs face. Despite being fucked out beyond belief, he sucks on her clit, eating her out like a starved man. Minhos hand wrapping around her neck, her back arching as he smashes his lips into her, swallowing each others moans.

I literally have nothing else to add to this perfection.

No matter the universe, AU or scenario, Jisung is a pussydrunk king. Even if he's mentally out of it, his tongue has an independent conscience.

Minho putting her in a headlock while he's pleasuring both?? Jesus christ, he really is a multitasker

Tagging my lovelies (because if i suffer, everyone does): @channieandhisgoonsquad @moonlightndaydreams @2chopsticks2eyes @skzms @queenmea604 @noellllslut @hanjisunglover

[ravenadottir]

writing as a producer, not as a writer

to explain that title i need to talk about writing as a writer first. i promise everything will make sense in a bit.

as a writer you have a few steps to follow when writing fiction, whatever genre that might be. one of those steps is characterization. building a solid foundation over a trope so you have a well constructed person. it's called a person because there must be a personality attached to them, and not all writers follow this step... which can result in all those main characters syndromes known as "everybody loves her but she has the charisma of a bag of flour".

now, writing drama requires you to understand people and motivation. if you don't comprehend those concepts, all you have is isolated events and no connections or links to your characters.

let me give you an example using season 2 of litg.

if you trade hannah and chelsea's lines after day 24, will the characters make sense? would you say they're exchangeable? exactly, NO! because both of them have very defined personalities and individual traits. they might share an interest, sure, but they're not the same person.

now that we got these steps out of the way, let's write as a producer, which is what writers of seasons 1 and 2 were doing.

i've always hated seasons 3 and 4, but for one of them i couldn't quite put my finger on why.

season 3 is honestly a rainbow festival where kitties lick your face and shit bombons, i hate it. nothing exciting happens, and when something slightly more filled with energy comes along it's accompanied by your li forgetting your name... it's a laughable attempt on drama, and to me personally, no. it's a fuck off from me dog.

season 4, however, seemed to be coming strong for the drama because so many players asked for it. we badgered them asking for something, and um... the delivery was absolutely, for lack of better word, shit. and now that i've replayed a few episodes i understood why: producing.

seasons 1 and 2 were written from producers' perspective. once you have defined traits and characteristics, you have real people. now, if you want to instigate drama, how do you push those people's buttons?

by introducing raunchy challenges that make sense, bombshells that are irresistible to them, intriguing games that will plant a seed of doubt in their minds about certain people... contests, casa amor, more bombshells right after a brutal dumping, returning islanders.

for the most part the drama in those first two seasons was pretty realistic, and that is the reason! mason and levi getting angry, squaring up because the other is hitting on mc, mc not taking shit from anyone, lucy trying to sabotage her ex's current relationship mostly because she wasn't over them, erikah being mad and jealous and acting out of impulse... and that's to mention only a few of the feuds on season 1.

season 2 had so many classics: roccogate, lottie's explosions, every single fight about loyalty but the one instigating was also a flawed person (sitting on their own ass and talking about someone else). clandestine kisses, clandestine plans, doubt about loyalty through producers' doing, such as the tweet challenge. this season was built so well because the writers were thinking as producers!

it was a powerful combination of producing-writing and realistic characterization.

and after you introduce things or people that will cause the drama, one thing you need to do is to give your characters some development, whether positive or negative, BECAUSE PEOPLE REACT TO THINGS, and depending on who that person is, they'll react DIFFERENTLY.

did we have that on season 4? 3? ex-in-the-villa? did we have anything remotely human such as emotions or people? yeah, didn't think so.

the reason why i was put off from replaying season 3 is because they act like a bunch of pixels, and not like people. the writing is so weak and so convoluted, tired and lazy, i can't bring myself to play those seasons repeatedly. it takes me out of the story because there's nothing serious or entertaining happening.

individually, the characters might be hot, or cute, or both. together, as a group, MOST BORING SHIT I'VE EVER READ.

take the rahim-jo kiss as an example of how to pull your reader in. elisa told chelsea about the kiss because she knew the girl would blab, since she'd done it before (lottie and gary's event). that single piece of gossip goes to show almost everyone's expectations and reactions, consequentially showing us, the players, new things about the ones involved and it worked so well from a writing perspective. this is what it caused:

elisa blaming chelsea even though she was the one who gossiped. we get a pretty good idea of how elisa deals when in crisis, specifically when she's trying to get rid of the guilt.

shannon being sexist and aggressive towards jo instead of bringing rahim to the ordeal, which also reinforces the fact that she didn't want to let rahim go because he was her safe bet to the finale.

chelsea crying out about not wanting to hurt anyone, and dealing with her problems by drinking and trying to pretend nothing is happening, or that it's not that serious (even though she yells about gary in a challenge right after face-sucking elijah).

jo lying about the whole thing, clearly scared of shannon's reaction, and throwing insults around because she doesn't know how to deal with being caught.

ibrahim hiding because he can be such a pussy, and honestly doesn't really care for shannon.

the boys walking out because they don't think this is worth the drama

lottie provoking people by ignoring the questions about the kiss and asking about the towel.

hope trying to minimize the damage, always the mother.

and mc can do pretty much nothing about anything, it's our choice.

finally, the pool dialogue we have with bobby, and how emotionally drained he is despite this not being about him. it shows that he cares about the group.

just by introducing someone that rahim would surely like, the "producers" hit jackpot. they brought a girl that is an athlete, awkward, tattooed, and sent that girl on a date along with the guy that has a taste for girls like that, to a fucking spa. GUESS WHAT? they didn't have to push their lips together, they just knew rahim, and they knew he was frustrated with shannon.

by the way, introducing a strong-minded girl who knows what she wants, and doesn't fiddle in casa amor, is how they managed to make rahim choose her, because at that point, priya was history due to her pass at noah.

there you go, two dramatic events just by introducing people that would turn his head. drama that can last for days, and generate so many meme's, so many gif's, so many quotable pearls and classics to push the show on social media further more.

season 4's drama was like elisa telling chelsea the secret, and then chelsea blabbing about it but never once hinting she was dramatic as hell. on season 2 we have multiple instances of chelsea doing that, and not just with other characters, with us too, so it makes sense elisa would seek her to get the word out.

so when lexi pulled and threatened mc, i was like "yesss, finally, some drama!!" but then the next day she was like "ah yes, i was the little bobeep of the fucking i don't care tv show-shire" and i was so... confused ???? because why would the girl that was so passive-aggressive with me yesterday join me in the kitchen and tell me an anecdote??? one that is not relevant to anything and doesn't tell me how she was affected by my presence there ???

it was SO FUCKING RANDOM.

did we have random chats in the villa on seasons 1 and 2? ABSOLUTELY. but who started those? the crackheads! tim, gary, bobby. it was never hope or lottie who tried to diffuse drama by talking about random things, no! that was always the boys, mostly because they were either bored or uncomfortable, which falls into place with their personalities!

i sincerely can't bring myself to play season 4 because all the drama was apparently fabricated for shock value, and wasn't rooted in a true concise storyline or plot.

again, i'll use lexi and "YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY MAN" ordeal. what did she do after we picked kobi? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING. i was ready for her to pull a butterfly knife and start swinging, mortal kombat style... maybe even try to pull our mc's spine right out of our noses, but instead... she was just there, not saying or doing anything.

the repercussion of our choice doesn't match the promise, or the characterization that was given before. if lexi had drowned my mc i would be like, "ok, work, that makes sense." but she didn't do anything about it.

bobby had to hold lottie back when we chose gary on day 10, and she's incredibly creepy and cryptic the next morning. even takes a few jabs at pissing mc off until the very end, because she doesn't give up on gary and thinks she's entitled to have him. her actions match her personality, and lottie walked so lexi would trip, fall and crack her skull.

the producing worked in so many instances, more than times that didn't, so explain to me, WHY DIDN'T THEY REPEAT THIS FORMULA IN UPCOMING SEASONS.

for instance, boat party. instead of having an episode or two with your li, and building up for them to leave after a serious fallout, and that being the climax in your storyline, NO! that was the setup for the boat fucking party. it happened in 50 taps or less. WHAT WAS THE REASON?

i hate everything fusebox produced after season 2 but like... for different reasons.

everything feels like riverdale, it's a bunch of absurd and over-the-top shit happening, cringe dialogue, only to have zero any impact on the people involved, no consequences, not even vestigial feelings. it's for the shock value and shock value alone.

it seems the writers and writing directors are thinking episode by episode, instead of making an outline for the season, so we're left with a lot of isolated incidents that overall don't make any sense, and don't foreshadow or create any repercussions.

you cannot draw a timeline with any season beyond season 2. and i hate that lazy shit. i truly do.

i was going through the litg s5, the ex-in-the villa tag here, and... so many complaints about the toxicity of the characters! it's giving after saga. no real motivation behind the drama, no real repercussions, over-the-top scenes for no reason, obnoxious and unlikable people. it's a slap on the face of the players, it truly is.

but still, i was pushing myself to persevere and try to play season 5, and then i saw the design.

YOU CAN'T BE BAD AT THE WRITING AND THE DESIGN, PICK A STRUGGLE.

so... to sum it all up, writers were successful on early seasons because characterization and situations walked hand-in-hand. one caused the other and we were able to witness the consequences, and whether positive or negative, they EXISTED. they PRODUCED the show after coming up with characters that felt human, then just wrote the consequences for whatever it was.

anyway, just wanted to talk about this because it had been a while since i last touched an litg season, and when i realized why i hate recent ones, i had to write about it.

[piece-of-the-pie-if]

Is it possible we can get more info on MC’s family?

Yes! At the moment I'm still debating over a couple of things like naming them and how big the family is but!! As of right now (18/10/23) this is how the family is looking──

Mother, Amelia (placeholder name) is the current owner of the café/patisserie your family owns, she took over from her father who had taken over from his father. She's plump in frame and always covered in flour but her smile is always warm. Her eyes hold the 'don't mess with me' look but she's also fiercely protective of her child(ren) and anyone else she takes under her wing. She's a cool mom, in reality! She gives really good advice and is a very good listener. Inspirations include Molly Weasley (harry potter movies) Kitty Foreman (that 70s show) and Linda Belcher (bobs burgers).

Father, Andre (placeholder name) is a tall and bulky man with muscles for days and a thick mustache that grows very quickly and covers both of his lips more other than not! Strong but silent type, he doesn't talk much but he has a constant presence in your life. He took his wife's last name when they got married and was more than happy to help in the family business──he loves making bread. (Has cracked one or two 'breadwinner' jokes before) Inspirations include Tom Dupain (miraculous ladybug) and Jin (the dad from turning red).

Optional younger sibling, (unnamed) just moved up to middle school as MC moved to senior year. They're going through puberty and are in the middle of a growth spurt. (I have not fleshed them out further than this.)

Optional maternal uncle, Marco (placeholder name) has just gotten out of rehab (2 years sober now!) And has started living and working in the family café/patisserie until he can plant his feet firmly. He's a little closed off but it's mainly because he doesn't want to bother you or weird you out because of his past. He's very good at icing cakes/decorating pies!

Optional pet. I just love a family pet, however your family live above the café/patisserie so having a rambunctious pet may be an issue. I was thinking that the pet is rather old, having been your mother's since she was quite young. (In my personal headcannon it's a 13 year old jet black cat with an eye missing that just sits in the sun and graces the cafe/patisserie with their presence!)

I'm also thinking of giving players the option of choosing if they have two mother or two fathers... but if I do that I'll probably make them real characters instead of editable ones.

All in all, MCs family is very cosy, loving and supportive, which is the only thing not changing. With all the drama going on in this IF additional home life drama feels like it'd be too unbalanced.

+also what is this place called??? where you just sell sweet things/deserts and maybe also beverages??? Is it a café? Can café's be a family business????? I'm losing my mind every time I write café/patisserie pls help.

[sonnet009]

Dear Sonnet, I read and reread Aloners years ago and enjoyed it immensely. I was also incredibly hyped about the Redux and got it when it came out and then saved it as a treat for a later time and also not wanting the story to end, if that makes sense. Today I finally read it (can't believe it has been 5 years since it came out, where has the time gone!) and I'm smiling and teary eyed revisiting this beautiful story and Trash - and it's still as well written and emotional and amazing as I remember it to be. The epilogue is especially heart warming, just being able to read these happy moments and some day to day life was special and very heartwarming to me.

I hope you and your kitties are doing well! Thank you for your stories and your amazing writing. 💐

P.S.: Trash is still one of my favourite characters (and favourite romance) of all time, don't tell him to not inflate his ego but also please tell him because he deserves it.

Oh, I also want to add real quickly: My MCs name is May, to then see that Trash's birthday is on May 1st really took me off guard and made me chuckle, such a nice coincidence!

That really is a nice coincidence--must be fate! I enjoyed going back to the Aloners world and writing some slice-of-life for the Redux so much, so I'm glad you enjoyed reading it. Thank you for supporting the game, and it's amazing that you loved it enough to want to savour it like that.

And--uh oh--you mentioned the cats, which means you've now invoked the Reverse-Mandatory Cat Tax:

[kirwell]

"You have seen this all before. Rate yourself and rake yourself Take all the courage you have left And waste it on fixing all the problems That you made in your own head." - Art (c) me (LizzieLass on DeviantArt) Reposting my stuff from DA cause it's dead over there rip

I dunno why, but flamepaw really gives me 'main anime protagonist" vibes. I keep hearing like a young Eren from AoT whenever he talks. Originally I pictured Flamepaw as a black-orange tortoiseshell, but I guess he's solid black in canon, (but I'm tempted now a year later to redesign him again.) I made him a little fluffy like granddaddy Bramble, and gave him harsher lines since he has more of a rigid personality with a tendency to sharply lash out.  I also really wanted to add some kinda pattern too that would help him stand out, so I added some darker flame markings. I like how they turned out,, but god they were annoying to color! 

I really like Flamepaw/Nightheart so far. Yea, he's another Firestar descendant MC, but I think he's one of the only Firestar's kin characters we see that actually wants to be their own person with their own identity, instead of latching onto the image of a long-since dead hero. Maybe Alderheart was like that too,, i don't remember.. His frustration with his family and the pressure they set on him make Flamepaw so much more interesting. Feel like he's the only realist in his lineage. His rocky relationship with Sparkpelt is lovely too! He feels like a very real character right now, and I'm so there for that.

Bramble naming him Flameheart was such a little painful jab for himxD I loved that whole scene. Cats don't lose their shit enough. Nightheart is a really cute name, but there's already 4 thunderclan kitties with heart suffixes, including his own uncle. I wouldn't have minded the name Nightflame, because 'flame' strikes me as someone whose bold and driven, but I guess "heart" could also work in that way too. Fireheart, after all. I'm just happy he didn't name himself Nightpelt/fur or somethin' we've seen 100 times over, cause I'm so done with boring suffixes for main cast/notable characters. Lookin at you SparkPELT and TwigBRANCH -_- Sparkpelt really deserved to be named Sparkfire...

[fat-rolls-frictions]

its your turn to explode!! PRE REL: 2, 5 GENERAL: 1, 4 LOVE: 4, 7, 9 DOMESTIC: 4, 10. hiiiiYAH

AAAAA EXPLODES 💥

featuring my GW mc Kim and @estroniaid ‘s Rafael <3 <3 <3 tagging nauta here too so he can answer on rafs side

PRE REL

What was their first impression of each other?

going by their childhood au (WHICH MAKES ME INSANE) they met as kiddies and were childhood friends/sweethearts <3 <3 kim thought he was weird and quiet but she likes him, i imagine he’d just go along w her more active antics and then offer up ideas to make them worse. kiddie stuff <3 she’d ask her then-alive mama to make him treats for play time and then spent the time in the kitchen harassing her mama ab making it kosher, like you gotta

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

we have a hs au for them both and in that one kim doesnt really fight or resist, she has no reason to. but if we go by the au where they meet up again later in life and get together then; sure, she does have some Conflicts tm about it. mostly because her life has been so full of hurt and baggage and she’s miserable enough, having unrequited emotions on top is really not ideal. but she moves on to accepting them and then resolves to just live with the ache and discomfort that comes with it. her every move comes with both a fear and a premonition of self-sabotage, and that applies to her keeping quiet and her bursts of manic desperation both

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

this is related to the previous q haha but! sometimes she goes through bursts of I Have To Act/I Have To Ruin My Life. which is how a confession goes (in the many, many aus,,,,,,) but usually it’s kim at a tipping point who makes the first move to change their relationship. in one of the aus she uh. dine and dashed 🕺 his ass. which is what prompted him to really look at their relationship

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

if they met as kids he would be her first puppy love <3 and also her first tattoo! he did her stick and poke!!

LOVE

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

kim doesn’t really do PDA (touch anxiety) but allows a little of it. in private though she initiates when she thinks he needs contact and lets him get away with more than anyone else. he can octopus around her and she’ll put up w it <3

What are their favorite things to do together?

parallel play. she likes to watch him garden or (attempts to) cook! it’s all very gross and domestic

Who’s more protective?

i’d say both of them are, though it’s more evident from kim’s side as raf is way more passive and hand-wavey, while she’s more action prone and also just has an unhinged amount of rage and violence in her

DOMESTIC

Do they have any pets?

kim has a kitty cat who adopted her which she aptly named mèo and raf has a giant dog he named babka!!!! after they ‘retire’ ofc. mèo was an underdeveloped tiny gray stray who got scars and one clipped ear. he looks normal ish when kim holds him but hilariously tiny in raf’s hand. she used to let him come and go as she would still frequently leave on individual monster hunt (hence the ‘retire’) but raf accidentally domesticated him for real real so one time she took her good time returning all beat up and mèo shot out from under babka to claw his way up her jeans complaining so so loudly. and that’s how he moved in with kim

Who’s the better cook?

kim. without a shadow of a doubt. she still struggles a fair amount but it’s still better than raf. like she’d still eat his cooking but they both know she gotta take over here while he sits around looking pretty

[obeythedemons]

Fiction [Obey Me! Satan/MC]

Note: Based on a conversation with @satans-kitty-says-meow. I also like the idea of them simping for a fictional character just as we all simp for them.

Obey Me! Masterlist

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At first, Satan tried to dismiss his admiration of the character in the most recent book he’s read. They were a dynamic character that seemed to be fully fleshed out. Their lines would draw a chuckle from him. Their actions would pull him further into the novel’s plot. They were his favorite character, yes, but that was it. He wasn’t like Leviathan. At least, he thought he wasn’t.

It got to the point where he was doing research on the novel to further understand the author. It was innocent. He didn’t mean to click on the link to a fanfiction. He thought it was perhaps a sequel to the novel. He realized too late that it was a fan’s piece of work. But he was already too far down the rabbit hole.

“There’s this character in my novel who did something like that,” Satan brought up at dinner.

Levi glanced up from his game. “MC, right?”

Satan froze. “How did you know that?”

“You only talk about them all the time!” Asmo sang out while examining his nails. “You sound a lot like Levi talking about Ruri-chan.”

Satan felt his face heat up. He had no idea he talked about them so much. He picked at his foot, embarrassed. Though, he wasn’t entirely sure why he was embarrassed. He was passionate about many other things: mystery stories, cats, art. But this, this somehow felt more intimate. Like he longed for them in a way he hadn’t for anything else.

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It was the day to summon the human to Devildom. Solomon had already appeared, now it was this random human’s turn. He sat back in his chair, his mind drifting off to a fanfiction he read about MC. He was in the middle of it and it drove him crazy that he couldn’t finish reading it right now. He almost hated the human for interrupting his reading time.

Then, Diavolo spoke. Satan’s eyes re-focused on the present. The blurry scene before him sharpened. His eyes landed on the new human. His heart stuttered in his chest. The human was the very definition of what MC looked like. Then, their name. His muscles tensed. It was the same exact name. There was no way this was real. Satan shook his head of the silly thoughts, that this human was somehow the very character he was in love with.

In love with. He covered his face with his hand. He was most definitely blushing. Over the idea that he loved the fictional character. Over the idea that the fictional character he loved was somehow brought to reality and was the human exchange student.

“Satan.” His thoughts were interrupted by Lucifer. His embarrassed look turned into a glare towards the eldest brother. “It’s time to go.”

“Yes, yes,” Satan grumbled and brushed past Lucifer.

“If I didn’t know better, I’d say you fancy the exchange student,” Lucifer taunted.

“Shut it, Lucifer,” Satan growled before storming out.

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Satan kept watching them closely. Their mannerisms, the way they spoke, all of it matched his beloved MC. Or perhaps his beloved MC matched them. At this point, he wasn’t sure who he was in love with. No, that was a lie. He was certain he was in love with the very real MC before him. They were better than the character in the book. Because they were right here.

“Do I have something on my face?” MC asked.

Satan was snapped out of his thoughts about them. “No, I’m sorry.”

“Oh? Lost in thought?” MC questioned with that lopsided grin he loved. “What about?”

“You,” he said before he could even think.

MC froze. “Me?”

Satan chuckled with some anxiety seeping through. “Yes, you.” His cheeks were rosy, but he didn’t bother to hide the blush. “You have been lingering in my thoughts for a while, MC. At first, I thought it was because you represented a character in a novel that I adored. But the more I got to know you, the more I realized that my feelings for you are more real than any fictional romance I could have imagined.” He paused to watch MC’s expression. “I hope that’s okay.”

MC laughed lightly and gave him a small smile. “Of course it is.”

“Perhaps,” he spoke hesitantly and shifted from one foot to the other. “You could linger here a bit longer and we could go on a date together?”

[poisonouswritings]

This is a cheesy request, so don't mind me. 😂

Sage with MC who casually calls him pet names all the time (my love, darling, dear, babe, sweetheart,..etc) and a lot of Spanish endearment (mi amor, mi vida, mi alma, Cariño, Tesoro...etc).

And when they are mad at him, they call him by his real name, that's how he knows he fucked up. 😂

Bonus if they call him his full name, rip our cat boi he'll be missed.

Dee I do not remember if I told you this or not but Kit is Hispanic so she does this to Sage all the time. Usually she calls him 'gatito' (kitty) which is basic but I still think it's cute so

GN!Reader, I just think it's way funnier if Sage doesn't know any Spanish at all

Sage is just,, not used,,, to pet names,,,, at all,,,,,,

Like he calls you them sometimes when he's trying to be a lil flirty but if you guys are just out and about and you're like "oh can you grab that thing over there for me sweetheart?" and he just

(灬ºwº灬)♡ <- he would die for you in a heartbeat

Because he wasn't expecting it but it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside

He's complaining about how he lost a fight or whatever and you go 'aw pobrecito (poor little thing)' and now he's pouting but his tail is wagging

I also just think,, because it's funnier if he doesn't know Spanish,,,, I think you could call him anything and if you say it with the right tone of voice he'll still get flustered,,,,,,,,

You're at the bar and he's drinking and you scratch behind his ear and kiss his cheek and call him a borracho (a drunk) and he's all shy and happy cause you said it nicely,,, but then Rime (aka the only other one who speaks Spanish) snickers into his drink and Sage is like Wait What Insult Did You Just Call Me

Zenith,, is a sun aspect,,, so you call him 'mi sol (my sun)' and that's probably one of the few words he does know and He Will Never Recover From This

No matter how many times you call him pet names I don't think he ever fully adjusts. He tries to do it back to you but if it isn't strictly in a flirty/sexual way he gets way too flustered and can't finish

He spills a drink on you and he kinda laughs and you look up at him and go :) oh that's okay Sage :) and he immediately stops laughing because Oh No You're Pissed

But even like,,, you off-handedly use his name instead of a nickname and he immediately gets sad and starts nudging your arm because :( What Did He Do Wrong :( He's Sorry :( and then you have to kiss him and coo at him and call him a bunch of little names until he calms down

Okay yes call him by his full name but also please consider calling him by your middle/last name and like on one hand he knows you're about to kill him but on the other hand his face is bright red and he's sinking into the floor because Even Though You're Mad At Him You Still Love Him And You're Not About To Leave Him and it really does make him feel better about the fact you're about to rip into him.

After you lecture him about something and he clearly feels bad about it you kiss his forehead and call him 'un tarado (a moron)' and he doesn't know what that means but you smiled softly when you said it so his tail wags :3

[samanthachanplace2]

Cat au react to cat challenges

Like a lot of my recent posts it’s going to be abunch of different challenges

Will feature the same characters more than once

Deuce : egg challenge

. He’s so gentle with it and protective so cute

. He takes the challenge very seriously his human trusted him with this egg he will protect it

. He even licks the egg to help clean it

. He thinks the egg is actually alive

. Let’s the egg rest on his soft fur

Sebek : summon your cat challenge

. You did a little meow

. You swore you might have seen a bullet train

. Sebek ran toward you at what seemed to be the speed of light

. Sebek nervously looked around his claws out then he relalized no danger this human tricked him

. How did they get past his defenses

. What if there was a real danger and he didn’t come because he thought you were tricking him again

. He needs to protect you 1 for waka sama and two he loves you but he’s not going to admit it

Flyod : mimic your cat challenge

. Flyod was confused at first he’s like what is his shirmpy doing oh they are coping him their playing a game flyod loves to play

. My shirmpy is like a bigger clone of me cool

. Flyod was enjoying this so much

. He tried to get you to clean yourself like him sadly that didn’t work

. Also he thinks your cute while mimicking him

. Flyod also cuddles with you

Azul : cat filter challenge

. He’s really happy

. He likes this you look similar to him

. He meows for you to mimic his movements

. He’s way to precious

Jade : cucumber challenge

. He jumps high you really freaked him out he’s not happy with you

. He thinks it’s a waste of food as well

. Watch your back jades going to get revenge and it will be cold

. Well first he has to observe you again

. Maybe he will forgive you if you shower him with mushrooms, affection, love , cuddles , and treats

Flyod : obstacle course

. He’s happy he gets to show off to his shirmpy human

. He is loving your praise

Malleus : cat obouscal challenge

. He finishes the course In second looks at you confindently with a face that says that was nothing

. He’s like it wasn’t that big a deal and give me more praises , cuddles, and treats

. He’s the most precious thing

Azul : saying their name and pretending their not there

. Mc : where’s my ocean kitty Azul

. Azul was like I’m right here human

. Azul thought damn humans are weird

. He bopped your nose with his paw

[softpatts]

꒦꒷ִֶָ· . the obey me characters preferred nicknames (as well as their reactions because i cant stay on topic)

warnings: none !!

fandom: Obey Me!

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ᜊʕ っ◞ ˕ ◟c ʔ.. ♡︎ 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠: ayee im,, not dead ^^; im soso sorry for not posting- havent had much motivation to write latley,, as you can probably tell !! so again,, sorry !! but have these,, kinda shitty headcanons ~ !! <3

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𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛:

- hes really old fashioned with pet names

- will automatically call you "Darling",, no i dont take criticism

- as the relationship progresses hell call you more,, such as sweetheart,, doll,, mine,, pos s i b l y babydoll though im a bit iffy on that one

- hes just a sucker for nicknames like those,, the old sappy ones,, and god the way he says it fits perfectly,, just the slight accent he puts into it is,, mWAH

- as for him,, he doesnt have any preffered nicknames,, but something about the way his name sounds coming out of your mouth

- god he loves it so much

- though besides his name his favorite would probably be darling/my love

- it seems so intimate and he loves how hes the only one you call that,, nobody else

𝙼𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗:

- weve seen what this man calles MC,, his human,, he likes most nicknames as long as theres "my" in front of it

- though the ones he called you most are stupid,, idiot,, dummy,, you can see the pattern

- while that i s how he expresses his love,, if he sees its bothering you even the slightest bit hell stop right away

- hes pretty rough with affection,, but he wILL call you doll,, no doubt about it

- and the way it soUN D S AAA it sounds so pretty and god its just,, wow

- when it comes to calling HIM nicknames,, he loves being called baby (or baby boy,, but hell never admit to that one)

- no matter how long you two have been together hell get extremely blushy n flustered whenever you call him that,, hell tell you to shut up,, spoiler alert he doesnt want you to

- please keep calling him that he loves it akdhsk

𝙻𝚎𝚟𝚒:

- hes extremely akward with it at first,, and youll probably have to bring it up first

- i feel like hell call you his "irl waifu" alot,, or hell call you his "henry"

- though in the private of his or your room,, hell call you really sappy names like princess,, baby,, or anything with "my" in front of it,, though he only really calls you baby when youre teasing him

- hell stretch out the "y" n say it in a really whiny voice aA

- the first time he called you princess was one night,, after staying up for days on end,, he finally crashed,, he was close to passing out while leaning against you

- though before he fell asleep you heard him whisper a soft "night princess" AND OH MY GOD AKDHSK

- switching to him now,, he loves it when you call him handsome,, or your prince

- every time itll make his heart soar and hell turn into a fumbling blushy mess,, like mammon he wILL call you stupid,, and tell you to shut up

- once agAIN DONT- DONT SHUT UP HE LOVES IT

- theres been many occasions where hes accidentally called you a really cheesy cutsey nickname in front of mammon,, and god he never lets it go

- hell tease levi endlessly,, mocking him in a wierd voice that you assume was supposed to be levis..?

- but no matter how much he gets teased for it,, he loves being called pet names

𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚗:

-hell definitely call you kitty,,, doesn’t matter where,, in the bedroom,, in front of his brothers,, even in the presence of Lord Diavolo himself

- he thinks it fits !! seeing as he likes cats,,, and likes you even more,, what better than to call you his kitty??

- I feel like he’s also the type of person to call you baby,, but in a really deep n fancy voice,, fancy?? I think that’s right AKDHSK

- but he loves your reactions,, no matter if it’s getting extremely flustered,, or you doing it right back to him !!

- the first time Lucifer heard him call you kitty,, mans spit out his drink- he was,, surprised to say the least??

- after that it just pissed him off,, so aye another reason to keep calling you his kitty !!

- he enjoys any nicknames,, though if you call him master- WOOH lemme just say this man will go feral aA he loves it,, he’ll get flustered if it’s in a public setting though- he’s all for calling you embarrassing nicknames but when you flip it around all of a sudden he’s against it 😞

- (just saying,, thats a lie- he loves it when you call him that in public akdhdk he likes people knowing he’s yours as much as you’re his !!

𝙰𝚜𝚖𝚘:

-he calls you baby,, precious,, cutie,, all tho s e akdhsk 

- hell do it in a real,y high pitched,, almost baby voice n it’s sweet at first,, but gets annoying when he wONT SHUT UP

- if he knows it annoys you,, no he won’t stop,, he’ll do the opposite in fact,, he’ll do it even more !!

- if you start getting “angry” he’ll drape himself over you n try to kiss you while saying “you know you love meeee” drawing out the e

- when he does that the others swear he drunk,, actually drunk?? no,, love drunk?? yes,, yes very much

- he loves you,, and he’s not gonna stop showing you exactly how much he loves you !!

- now that’s what he calls you,, but ypu calling hIM nicknames ><

- he lOVES LO V E S it when you call him things like "pretty boy" "cutie" "handsome"

- they just make his heart flutter,,, and though he may get those all the time,, them coming from you just makes it an absolute gift

- hell often retort back with one of your nicknames

- "what are ya doing handsome??"

- "nothing really cutie~ i was planning on going to this new salon that opened up though,, would you like to come?"

- something about you calling him nicknames just,, mwah !!

- he also loves when you call his personality pretty,, or compliment his personality/traits,, hes used to compliments about his physical body,, but hi m and what he can actually do makes his heart flutter,, and hed actually get somewhat flustered !!

𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕:

- He definitley calls you sth food related,, his creampuff,, dumpling,, honey,, sweetheart,, just really sweet n nice nicknames,,, he loves the way it sounds when he talks to you

- the first time he called you that was in the kitchen,, he had heard satan talking about these things that were common in relationships called "pet names"

- so you walked into the kitchen one night n it was the first thing that came to his mine

- "hey there creampuff,,"

- wh a t

- you had to do a double take,, but,, after a few seconds you answered

- "is something wrong??" please he thought he made you uncomfy,, or satan was wrong,,,

- "no !! i just,,, wansnt expecting that from you"

- hell call you nicknames ALOT

- first thing in the morning,, randomly in the hallway,, just anytime hes able to hell call you nicknames,, its gone to the point where hell rarley call you by your actual name

- he loves it when you call him "my man",, "baby",, "sweetheart",, but his favorite would have to be "my love"

- nicknames with "my" in them make his heart flutter

- the first time you called him a nickname he froze up and got all blushy

- he didnt at all exepect that,, and you sounded so casual??? what???

- he pulled you over you him,, wrapped his arms around you,, and rested his head on top of yours

- he didnt let go for,, quite a while

𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚎:

- belphie isnt actually one for nicknames,,, he doesnt think it makes any sense,, why should he call you anything other than your name??

- though if you ask,, or it comes up at all that you want him to call you something,, hell do it without hesitation- aksjak

- he calls you sleepyhead. No i dont take criticism- it doesnt matter if you nap as much as him or not hes calling you sleepyhead

- i feel like he also might call you his light,, or his sunshine,, just because of how he met you,,, n how at some points you seem like the only good thing in his life at that moment,,,

- "i love you, my light,, more than i could ever tell you."

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD PLEASE AKSJAJS

- as for you calling him nicknames,, he could really care less,, as long as its from you he loves it

- one of his favorites is "my moon" you just,, came up with it one day,, and he stuck with it,, and its gotten to the point where hell barley answer to his own name,, which can get him in a bit of trouble

- "belphie !! get yer ass up and help me with this !!"

- "belphie."

-"BELPHIE!!"

- "hm? Oh were you saying something?"

- "yes i called your name like a hundred times or somethin !!"

- sometimes he just doesnt answer you when you call him by his name,, and hell wait and stare at you until you until you call him by his nickname

𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑠 🏷️:

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[astaroth1357]

Demon Brothers Meeting the MC’s Family

I mean, if they have any family at all, what could they even tell them anyway? “Sorry Mom, still in Hell so I won’t make Thanksgiving but I’m doing great though!” This is another long one folks, but I lowkey kind of love it a whole lot. Sooo fun to write. One of my favorite posts so far.

Lucifer

Thinks it's a little weird that they’re so adamant to introduce their family to a literal demon but also kinda gets it. Family is the most important thing to him too.

Is very focused on making a good first impression, from image to attitude. Their approval isn’t going to do jack to stop him from being with the MC but he’d still take pride in being able to charm them for a night. Besides, if the MC cares then so does he.

Has more experience with the human world than the others so he’d know a lot of the do’s and don'ts already. They won’t need to worry about him making some kind of slip up.

Would love the irony if the MC’s family is religious at all. Christian/Jewish especially. May or may not play along with their little rituals but is going to make a lot of thinly veiled, passive-aggressive comments towards his "old man."

Would be most comfortable in a setting where there’s a lot of intellectual discussion or debate. He loves to steer a conversation down towards politics or other controversial things to get a rise out of people. The MC may need to reign him in if that’s a big no-go zone.

Isn’t really going to get along with any younger siblings the MC might have. Either he’s too stiff or too scary. If they’re looking for a playmate, look somewhere else.

Also not going to be particularly fond of any pets they have one way or another. Though he may take a shine to pitbulls or rottweilers because they remind him of Cerberus.

Mammon

You sure about this, MC? Him? Really? Are you really sure? He’s going to think they're crazy but he’s not going to refuse.

Will be so freaking excited if they’re from a well-to-do or, dare say, rich family. So much stuff to steal admire. Yeah, yeah no stealing from the MC’s family, he gets it... He’ll really try his best but it might be good to keep an eye on him.

Surprisingly though, he’s not going to be disgusted if they’re from a poor family either because the dude gets it. Money is hard to come by and things can be tough. He might even… pay... for some stuff while he’s there... You know, if he can. Don’t make a big deal out of it… He's got an image to keep.

He’ll try his best to not come off like a total scumbag and it may actually work. He’s rough around the edges but there’s plenty of chances for his better side to shine through as long as he stays on good behavior. 

They will have to be sure that he doesn’t get to talking too much because his dumbass will let it slip that he’s a demon. 

Mammon may not love kids but kids love him and any younger siblings are going to do the same. Even if he calls them little gremlins, he’ll let himself get roped into whatever game they’re playing and make it a lot of fun in the process.

Bring on the pets! He’s more of a dog person but he’ll play with a cat too. He may not be as animal-obsessed as Satan but he loves a good furry companion every once in a while.

Leviathan 

NOOOOO and you can’t make him!!! A social event involving strangers where he has to make a good impression?? Fuck no, that sounds like actual hell and he doesn’t want anything to do with it!

… But he also can’t just let the MC go back to the human world alone because what if they meet someone better than him and get reminded that they’re with a good-for-nothing otaku…? Okay he's going. But he’s going to pout about it.

His first impression is going to make him come off like a nervous wreck no matter what. There’s really no polishing this bundle of anxiety. The best he can hope for is to ride this thing out until it's done.

Will be pretty quiet and cling to the MC like a life-raft the entire night. Refuses to be left alone with their family in any capacity, he could not handle the awkward silence. If they’re going to the bathroom, then he’s going too damnit.

If they have a pretty nerdy family then he might be a bit more comfortable. Especially if any of their siblings/parents game or are into anime. Steering conversation more towards his comfort zones will help him out a lot...

If they have little siblings who play a lot of video games then he is going to be the coolest person in the world. Period. He knows all the best strategies to practically any game out there, demonic or human. He may even loosen up a little bit and start smiling if he gets to wow an audience with his gaming prowess!

Like Lucifer he’s not going to be all that impressed with pets either way. He’ll think fish are pretty neat and probably even reptiles too but don’t expect him to get too cuddly with a dog or anything.

Satan

Doesn’t hate the idea but agrees that his name is going to have to change if they’re really serious about it. “Hey everybody this is my boyfriend, Satan!” is only going to be appealing to very niche circles...

Like Lucifer, he's going to be mindful of how he comes across. He'd rather the MC's family likes him than didn't, even if it's irrelevant, so expect him to be very polite and sociable. Damn near the perfect gentleman.

… Until something/someone sets off his temper. He may not go full Wrath on the situation but it's probably best to get him out of the room real quick so he can cool down.

Would love if the MC comes from an super educated family but it’s not a must. He's the kind of guy who will ask a lot of questions about any person's profession/skills and how things work regardless of background. He's curious that way.

Either way, he is going to show off his smarts and make sure that their family knows where his intellect is at. He wants them to know that the MC picked someone with a good head on their shoulders, after all.

Best keep him away from small children and bratty teens. He isn't exactly opposed to kids, but it takes one little shit to set him off and NO ONE looks good yelling at someone else's kid. Deserved or not.

Will there be cats? Do you have a cat? Please say you have a cat! He's okay with dogs too but if the MC has a cat this man will be ecstatic. The cat will love him and he will love it right back. Honestly, he's already adopted it. It's his now. Who's MC?

Asmodeus

Baby, you can take him anywhere and he’ll be the life of the party! A little family gathering doesn’t matter to him.

Is going to make sure that the moment he walks through the door the MC's family is in awe of what a catch they've got for themselves. He wants them to be proud of their little MC! To him, that translates to looking good and being fun!

Hope this is a house used to physical affection because he will not (and probably cannot) turn it off. Everyone gets hugs. Everyone.

Extra affectionate the whole night. He'll hold the MC's hand or arm or waist or really any part he can get away with. Kisses on the head and cheek aplenty. He may also lowkey butter up their parents with loads of compliments no matter what situation they're in.

If he's told to cool it on the touching though, he may get offended.

Is going to be better with teenage siblings than little, little ones. The man lives to give dating advice, fashion tips, or makeovers, you name it. Though he has to be careful to mention just human products and not some of the stuff he has back home.

Animal fur on his clothes? After he dressed himself so carefully?? No thanks. You can have your cute puppy or your little kitty. He'll take pictures, but he's probably not going pet much.

Beelzebub

Is honestly kind of honored by the suggestion. The MC is already a part of his family so it only seems natural to make him part of theirs. Though he has some reservations, mostly around his appetite...

He doesn't go up to the human world very much because it's really hard for him to stay fed. He's well-known enough in the Devildom that restaurants know what to expect when he walks in. Not so much up there.

Arrange the meeting around a state fair, festival, or carnival where the food is plentiful and he's golden. Hopefully their family won't be too disturbed by how bottomless his stomach is…

Beel is a sweetheart through and through but his lack of knowledge about how the human world, or humans in general, work might come back to bite him. He may need a little 101 about human manners before going.

Truthfully, their family is in for a real treat! This giant may look intimidating, but he's as gentle as they come. The kind of guy who will carry their grandmother’s bags with a smile on his face just for the sake of being helpful. 10/10 Sweetie, mother will approve.

Ooooh little kids are going to love Beel. He'll let their siblings hang off of him like a jungle gym. Will also play games with them if they want him to. Doesn't matter to him, their family is his family too and he wants to see them all happy.

Man wants dogs. Preferably big ones that he can rough-house with but little dogs he can cuddle work too. Do remind him that he can't just rip a whole-ass branch off a tree to play fetch like you could with Cerberus.

Belphegor

Really? You want that? Lol, okay but no promises. This is pretty much the equivalent of sticking two unlabeled chemicals together in a beaker and leaning in to see what happens. Who knows, but now you're stuck in the middle of it.

He's not going to try especially hard to make a good impression or change himself in any way. If their family is into people who are kind of chill and sarcastic then he'll get along swimmingly. If they were expecting more of a Satan type, yeah. No. He's not holding open any doors.

Won't be taking the whole thing all that seriously to be honest, like, what are a bunch of humans going to do if they don’t like him? Tell MC? They're certainly not going to be able to make him leave. He's humoring them at best, even if he's nice, so why bother fussing about it?

Might be a disrespectful little troll at times like pretending to fall asleep or making casual jokes like "Oh no, ma'am. I'm not all that comfortable with that cross over there because I'm a demon. …. Got ya, didn’t I? That'd be silly." *shit-eating grin*

Would appreciate a quiet, slightly introverted family the most. He's going to start getting annoyed if people in the house are too loud and may speed the whole thing along as a result.

Kids are things he'd rather avoid than have to interact with, but if pressed he will humor the little ones too. Don't expect him to do a whole lot of moving, though. If they're happy to just show him things that he can semi-pay attention to, that works for him.

MC has a pet? Is it fluffy? Is it lazy? Bring'em here. Like Beel, he likes big dogs but would rather just bury his face in fluff than try to wrestle it. He may actually fall asleep with them if they lay still enough for it.

[nanamisflowerfield]

Do you know the famous RPG game called Ib? Basically a game where a little girl got lost in a bizzare, cursed art gallery and her journey into going back to the real world. Now I'm thinking about that but crossover with my Little MC AU!!! Here's a rough drabble of it:

NRC decided to organized a field trip to a famous Art Gallery in the Island, a gallery that exhibit famous artworks of a legendary artist called Guertena.

Little MC was also allow to go because she didn't have school on that day and they couldn't just leave a small child alone at the school!!

So while walking around the Gallery, MC found a big and long painting displayed in a secluded area, titled "??? World". She couldn't read the full name because she's 6 and doesn't know the word yet, suddenly the light went out but everything around her is still visible enough

MC was a little confused at first and became even more confused when she walked out of the area and see no one in the outside sector even though it were packed with the school's students, it was like as if she is the only one in the gallery. Everything else feels so silent

The little girl knew that she can't just stand there and wait for someone. She knew the chances are small, probably she's even in a different world!!!

So she decided to look around the place, looking for a way. Then she found a painting, it was a little different because it was placed on the ground!!! There are queue line stand surrounding the painting in a square shape, a wooden stand has the artwork's title it seems, the title read:"??? Of The Deep". The girl got closer then she feels like it's made out of water so without hesitation,she jumped and landed at the 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐚

•𝑴𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅•

Malleus: Say where is little beastie? Have you seen her, child of man?

Yuu: I think I saw her walking around here, I was busy taking photos for Grim to see cuz he can't go!!! Well let me text the others and ask them if Mari is with them. Meanwhile let's split up and search

Sebek: nghh that little human made Young Master worry for her. I SHOULD HAVE HOLD HER HAND SO SHE WON'T GET LOST!!!!!

Lilia: I'm sitting here and wondering if you're angry that she made Malleus worry or you're just worried like him

Silver:*sleeping then jolted awake* Wait what did I missed?

*In the NRC Group Chat*

Yuu: Hey have you guys seen MC anywhere?

Riddle: No, wasn't she with you?

Yuu: Yeah but I allowed her to go freely, I was busy taking photos and all. Of course, I made sure to tell her not to follow strangers

Leona: That Kitty is not here

Azul,Vil, Kalim: Same at our place

Yuu: Her self defense is good but still,we can't left out the possibility something bad might have happened

Crowley: OH NO MY BABY!!!!!!!!

Yuu: Crowley please calm down. Let's gathered for now

*Now back to the Main Story*

*When the main ones are gathered*

Riddle: I think that we should check the cameras to see where she went. I mean the artworks cost from hundreds to millions, I'm sure they have cameras for security!!!!

Yuu: Oh yeah that's a great idea!!!!!!

Crowley: OH MY GOD MY BABY IS MISSING. IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HER, MY WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME!!!!! I WOULDN'T FORGIVE MYSELF IF SOMETHING HORRIBLE DOES HAPPEN TO HER!!!!!!!

Crewel:*slaps* Crowley calm down right now. Don't panic,that mouth of yours is speaking taboo now it's not the time for that!!!!

Yuu: Damn it I should have hold her hand. This is real serious!!!!

Kalim: Don't worry Yuu, it's not your fault!!! After all you only wanted her to freely explore the place and enjoy some arts

Yuu: Thank you but still-

*Then Malleus' voice interrupted*

Malleus: Everyone come over here, there's something that is real suspicious here

*Then everyone went to place where the "Fabricated World" painting is located"

Azul: Draconia-san,why do you find this painting suspicious ? I mean it's quite a masterpiece but I don't understand

Malleus: It's because of your level Ashengrotto. This painting has a menacing aura, only those who are experts of magic can tell. There's even a seal here that prevent other people from feeling how ominous it is

Sebek: As expected of the Young Master, one of the strongest wizards in all of Twisted Wonderland. Of course Young Master would notice immediately

Yuu: Do you think this painting has something to do MC's disappearance?

Malleus: Yes it does, I can tell that this painting serves as an entrance to a different world. Considering little beastie's age, she's probably lost in there

Crowley*hold up chair*: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT!!!! BABY HOLD IN THERE DADDY IS COMING!!!!!

Crewel:*hold him back* STOP IT YOU LUNATIC!!!!!!!! IF YOU DESTROY IT,YOU MIGHT KILL HER!!!!!!

*Then Crewel dragged the old bird elsewhere*

Malleus: Heh this thing is powerful. A mere chair can't even leave a scratch on it

Lilia: I heard rumours circulating this man called Guertena. There are rumours that he's obsessed with bringing his works to life. Still even with those words,his works are known and famous worldwide. No one suspect a thing. I think there might have been more people who went missing because of this cursed painting. But this Gallery hide the truth from the public. Where's the Manager? Bring him here!!!! Told him bring the footage too

Manager*holding an iPad*: Yes I'm here!!💦

Lilia:*snatched the iPad* Good. Now let's see*open the camera footage* Aha there's the little one

[6:30]: Little MC is seen taking a turn to where the ??? World painting is

[6:31]: She isn't seen standing before the painting at all,even though clearly she was standing there and was supposed to

Lilia: Strange supposedly, she has to enter the camera because she was heading to where this painting is displayed and there is a camera supervising the painting. Why wasn't she there???!!!!

The Manager: We don't really know, we didn't edit it. Trust us!!!! There were people who went to see this painting but all of them didn't appear standing before the painting. There were indeed some people who walked through here yet the even more strange thing is that there are a few who went missing.

Lilia: Trust you? We don't even know who you guys are. Ah I see now. This painting is probably the most expensive and the most famous one here so you guys can't really throw it away and because of money again,you cannot store it elsewhere right? You guys probably used money so there is no notice on the news, maybe only on the unpopular channel but who would watch it really? Am I right, Mr Manager?

Yuu: How could you?

Now all eyes are on the poor man. There is a burning anger in them

Mr Manager is silence he fear if he spill a word,he wouldn't be able to speak again

Sebek*about to kick the guy's a$$*: You despicable-

Malleus:*hold out hand* Now now Sebek. No need to rush. I still need him for one thing. I'm gonna buy this painting, how much is it?

The Manager: Wait-

*The Manager was pinned to the wall*

Malleus*look at him furiously*: I don't care how much is it, I'm the Prince of Valley of Thorns. Money is no problem. The problem here is that it's your fault that my little beastie is in that Malicious World. Ah you're wondering why I buy it right? Because I'll burn this thing after MC is rescued, it should not exist at all because it's putting MC's life at risk right now! You can just kiss this job goodbye after this

*The guy is dropped to the floor, terrified*

Malleus: Now we need someone to go in there,we can't all go in there. That would make the problem bigger, I shall-

Yuu: I will

Everyone: WHAT?!!!!

Yuu: It's my fault, I didn't look after her carefully. I shall go

Malleus: I understand you wanted to do this, child of man. Fine then take this *summon a emerald gem necklace and put it on Yuu*

Yuu: Tsunotaro this-

Malleus: It's a communicator and a powerful charm, it can also summon fire too, fire can serve as your light and weapon after all. If you need help,use it. I shall come to your aid

Yuu: Thank you for your kindness, Tsunotaro

Malleus: It's a good thing to help friend right?

Then Yuu turned around and faced the cursed painting. They're ready for the terrifying journey ahead,they don't care if they has to risk their life now. They will bring Marinetta back to this world

Then Yuu touched the painting and black covered everything

I never heard about the game, but it surely sounds interesting and the ib au you did there!💕

[symphonicmetal101]

Hi Viz! Name's Undertaker, I saw your crack obey me match ups rules and I couldn't hold myself so here I am asking for one by answering the most random shit you could ask for.

- my favourite animal is not the platypus but that thing is fucking amazing. It's POISONOUS and he's a living paradox for hell's sake! Put a hat on that little shit and it becomes a secret agent.

- one time, when I was a kid, I punched a boy so hard he lost two teeth. Why? That bitch ruined a page of my notebook on purpose. I did try to stop him with words but he didn't listen. After that we become the best of friends. He learnt his lesson. Everyone in that class learnt it.

- I laugh when children fall flat on their faces. And when they fall right after someone as told them not to run because they could get hurt? *chef's kiss* (I'M SORRY OK?? BUT IT IS LIKE A REFLEX THAT I CAN'T CONTROL)

- One of my favourite vine's is: "“How did you take down Captain America?” “We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate, and he's an idiot.”" also all Thomas Sanders' vines are pretty good, especially the misleading compliments. I love those. And Daz Black vines as well. The ones about the fashion police and the others about the spiders always put a smile on my face.

- One time I was debating with my religion teacher because I wanted her to explain to me how a God who she says knows everything before it can happen couldn't even predict that the humans would disobey his orders and how he is portrait as a good flawless father after he: casted away one of his most loved angel, let the humans kill his 'only son' and pulled a Thanos every time he didn't like were the situation was going. She didn't talk to me for a week.

- If I woke up with my hair dyed neon orange how would I react? Bold of you to assume I didn't dyed it neon orange on purpose. Fr tho I dyed my hair cherry red and after a month they turned orange. One time I tried dying my hair green and they turned out neon yellow. I laughed for an hour and cover it up with some purple.

- I don't have a favourite animal. I love everything I can pet or that I'm not allowed to pet because it could kill me.

- DRAGONS. I fucking love Dragons. I'd want them to be real.

- What dinosaur would make ad ideal pet for me? A Microraptor. Smol and with a lot of feathers.

- If I was MC, Belphegor would probably still be in the attic. I'm not an idiot- Okay I AM but if someone specifically tells me not to go somewhere and that someone is a fucking demon who's letting me living rent free in his house and at night cries and singing can be heard coming from there I would listen to him. But out of spite I'd probably go up those stairs someday.

Here you go. Hope I did everything right. Have a good day, V!

Hello there Undertaker!! This is perfect! I dont know if youre poly or not, so you can choose who would be platonic in this relationship.

I match you with

ASMODEUS and MAMMON

God you three scare everyone because none of you have any impulse control. And its Mammon who normally has the braincell to determine if its something too dangerous. Oh, is that a baby manticore? So cute! Just a little kitty! "MC IT HAS A SCORPION TAIL AND IF ITS MOTHER COMES WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD!" "....so anyways, I named him Aslan, Asmo is your camera ready?" This also means watching children fall elicits a reaction from all three of you. If not meant to fall, why do they bounce? /J

Late night conversations go from venting from past trauma or just what happened during the week to conspiracies and the goofiest light-hearted conversations in a heartbeat (possibly because both boys get distracted very easily dvsjshs but also dont like to dwell on the past when the future is right there, with you).

For one on one time, Asmo loves to do your guys' hair together. At some point he had shock pink hair, so he'd be happy to go into a slightly toned down version of it, especially if you want to match with him. Mammon would join, but Asmo is adamant that this is HIS thing with you, and you and Mammon have your own thing.

Which usually ends up with you two rambling to each other about wild animals in Devildoms forests that you would like to see as you feed and pet his ravens with you. You two crafted bracelets out of "treasures" the corvids brought back. Mammon doesnt have the heart to exclude his little brother, so all three of you have jewelry, trinkets and accessories made from these treasures. I foresee a lot of soda tab crafts fbsbdjsjs.

Side note: idk how old you are, but these two drunk and/or overtired are a force to be reckoned with and VERY loud.

Microraptors are also ideal because they're small enough for Asmo to beautify it (and use any feathers that have fallen out for fashion) and Mammon can train it to steal stuff fbsjsbxjsj

I get the image of just the three of you walking Devildom and window shopping, gentle, lighthearted bickering between the three of you.

I hope this was ok!!

[sincerelyella]

RAMifications Chapter 7 -  Kiss Me

Book: The Royal Romance (AU)

Pairings: Liam x MC (Ella)

Song Inspiration: Kiss Me by Ed Sheeran

Characters belong to Pixelberry; MC Ella Brooks belongs to me

A/N: This entire idea came from @burnsoslow​ and her unBEARable series featuring her OTP Drake and Alyssa. This is Ella’s backstory and how she met the love of her life King Liam of Cordonia and became his queen.

Catch up here

Big thank you to my beta reader/snippet looker-overer (?)/my biggest cheerleader @burnsoslow - always catching little details that my mind overlooks.

Warnings: Some swearing; hinting of 🍐 or 🍋?

Words: 2002

“Lady Ella. Might I have a word?”

Ella wasn’t sure about the protocol for inviting the King inside her bedroom … but this was his palace after all. She nodded and stepped back, allowing him to walk past her as she shut the door.

“Hello again, Your Majesty,” Ella put one foot behind the other in an attempt to curtsy when Constantine waved his hand in the air.

“There’s no need for that, dear,” he studied Ella for another moment before speaking again. “How are you feeling about Liam?”

“Your Majesty?” What the hell does that mean?

Constantine blew out a breath. “Are you here for wealth? Fame? A title? Why are you here? Liam needs stability above all right now, Ella. You … joining in the middle of the social season, having not been in Cordonia long and knowing nothing of our traditions … that concerns me. We have suitors that have prepared their entire lives to be queen. This could be potentially dangerous should our enemies see this as a weakness!”

Ella grit her teeth and clenched her jaw in an effort to hide her irritation. What the fuck? “Sir, if I may speak freely?”

He nodded and gestured for her to go ahead.

“Why are you trying to intimidate me?” She spat out.

The King was taken aback at her tone and could only blink as a response. He hadn’t expected this very small woman to behave this way. Ella continued speaking, not even waiting for him to respond. “I may not have prepared my whole life to be a queen of an entire country, but I’ve spent a majority of my adult life studying. Studying diplomacy, trade, investment … how to recognize when someone is going into cardiac arrest and bringing them back to life,” she said the last few words louder than the rest, unable to hide her aggravation. “I have no doubt that these other ladies studied hard to be queen. But did they study how to be a wife? How to console someone when they lost everything they own? How to be compassionate towards people of a lower stature? The people need a Queen that understands them. Liam needs someone that can be a queen AND a wife. I’ve embraced your country, as well as your traditions.”

Constantine gave her a questioning look.

“I know I have because instead of just being with the man I want to be with … I have to parade around with four other women trying to win him.” Ella’s eyes met his, not backing down from his stare.

He was momentarily speechless. No one had ever spoken to him that way, ever. Except maybe his wife, but he hardly paid attention to her and her ramblings anyway. This young woman was fiery, and he wasn’t sure if he liked that or not. “I am not here to intimidate you, Ella,” he finally said slowly. “We will see how the rest of the season goes. I want what’s best for my country, that’s all.”

“What’s best for your country is a successor that has it all. If he’s happy AND can run a country with someone that loves him, then I don’t see the problem … sir.” She had forgotten that she was speaking to the king. He could have her gone and back to California in a hot second if he wanted to.

Constantine carefully took in her words and nodded. “Alright, Ella. We’ll see what happens. You have a good night.” He turned and let himself out of the room.

Ella walked over, locked the door and pressed her back up against it. My mouth might get me in some serious trouble here. She finally went to get ready for bed, slipped into the comforter and fell into a deep sleep.

**

Soft, constant knocks on the door woke up Ella the next morning.

“I’m coming … sheesh,” she mumbled, stumbling out of bed and tripped over her comforter that her foot was caught in. “Oh shit!” She shrieked as she hit the ground and the knocking stopped for a second.

“Ella?”

“Um, yes! Just a second!” Real smooth. Ella picked herself up off the ground, threw the stupid comforter on the bed and rushed to the door to open it.

There stood Liam, leaning on the door frame wearing a white polo shirt that outlined his chest and arm muscles perfectly. She roamed her eyes down further to take in the navy blue slacks and brown loafers. Ohmigod. It’s entirely too early to look that good. She inadvertently sucked her bottom lip into her mouth.

Liam cleared his throat and tried to hide a smile when he noticed she was staring. “Good morning, Lady Ella. I wanted to stop by and see you before I headed in to meetings today. May I come in?”

Ella blinked and quickly nodded. She moved aside so he could walk in the door and she closed it behind him. “Good morning, Your Highness. I’m sorry if I-” She was interrupted by Liam’s mouth on hers. Ella strained on the tips of her toes to meet him so she could kiss him back with fervor. Wrapping her arms around his neck, she pushed her tongue into his mouth and he groaned in response.

He could hardly control himself. As soon as he saw her open the door wearing a tank top - she wasn’t wearing a bra, dear God - and the shortest Hello Kitty pajama shorts known to man, his cock jumped in his pants and his mouth watered. She looked like a goddess, with all her dark hair piled on top of her head, and her sleepy disposition; he was so tempted to just take her right then and there. It took all of the effort he could muster to pull away from those soft lips. “I’m sorry, I … really just came to say good morning,” he said in between breaths.

“Sure … you did,” Ella panted and laughed breathlessly.

“I’m not sure I’ll be able to see you much today,” he said sadly. “My father and I have meetings and things to take care of before we leave.” Liam gulped. “Remember, we have to be, somewhat secretive, just until the social season ends,” he gave her a guilty look. He still kept his arms around her, not wanting to let go just yet. “I’m so sorry about this.”

“It’s alright, I knew what all this entailed. And I know you have things to do today. I have some interview that Bertrand set up so … I’ll be doing that,” she smiled up at him.

“I … can text you though, right?” That sounded so pathetic.

Ella giggled. “You’re so cute. Of course you can.”

Their intimate moment was interrupted by loud knocks at the door. “Ellaaaaaaa! Wake up sleepy heeeeead!”

“That must be Maxwell,” Ella whispered and they laughed. Liam leaned down to kiss her one last time before releasing her.

The door flew open. “Good morning sunshine!” Maxwell bounced into the room and stopped short when he saw Liam. “Hey buddy!” He grinned wide at the both of them.

“Good morning Maxwell,” Liam chuckled. “I need to get going, I’ll see you two later.” He grabbed Ella’s hand and squeezed it before walking out into the hallway.

“He came to … visit you huuuuh?” Max wiggled his eyebrows at Ella and she blushed.

“He just came to say good morning, that’s all.”

“Mmmhmmm. Is that what you crazy kids call it these days?”

She rolled her eyes but ignored his question entirely. “Okay, so I’m assuming you’re here to take me to get breakfast?”

“You are correct! Breakfast, the boutique, and then I’m also supposed to prep you for the interview. Bertrand will be here later to prep you some more!”

“Alright, let me get dressed really quick.”

**

45 minutes later, Max and Ella were eating in the dining hall. “So, what are they going to be asking me anyway?”

Max bit off a piece of bacon. “There’s only one person coming from Trend, her name is Ana de Luca. She’s pretty cool actually, the royal family and the nobles trust her with their interviews. Sometimes she brings Donnie Brine with CBC, but I don’t think he’s coming. She will most likely ask you about where you came from, what you did there, how you met the prince, how you feel about the prince, what would set you apart from the other suitors … things like that.” He shoved another piece of bacon in his mouth and washed it down with some coffee.

“Did you guys want me to be truthful or do you have some script for me to follow?”

Maxwell shook his head. “No, no, no, there’s no script. I’m sure Bertrand will want you to say things about House Beaumont … but, just be yourself. They want to know about Ella! So tell them,” he smiled reassuringly at her and continued eating.

A few hours later, after spending an hour in the boutique with Maxwell throwing all kinds of dresses over the fitting room door, she finally found a dress she loved. A black chiffon midi length dress with purple flowers on the bottom, it had an A-line silhouette and short sleeves. It was elegant enough for a daytime interview with the press, and was also Maxwell and Bertrand approved.

Ella sat in her bedroom with Maxwell, listening to him chatter away next to her about his new awesome playlist that he made. She was feeling her stomach twist with nerves, her hands clasped in her lap and she could feel her palms getting sweaty. She heard footsteps come right outside her door and knew it was Bertrand. Ella took a big breath in and let it out slowly. “You ready, Ella?” Max took her hand and squeezed it. “You’re going to do great!”

They both stood and walked out into the hallway meeting Bertrand and a petite woman with blond hair. “Hello,” Ella smiled.

“Hello, Lady Ella I presume?”

“Yes, Ana, allow me to introduce Lady Ella of House Beaumont. Lady Ella, this is Ana de Luca from Trend Magazine.”

Ella and Ana shook hands. “It’s a pleasure, Lady Ella. We are all very curious to know more about you.”

“Wonderful to meet you, Ana. Where are we having this interview?”

“In one of the ballrooms, I’ve had the crew set up already. Follow me.”

The four headed towards one of the open ballrooms, smaller than the other one Ella had seen a week ago. As they rounded the corner, Ella spotted two women coming towards them. One with jet black hair and the other with flaming red hair. The woman with the dark hair just looked at Ella curiously, while the other woman gave her the death stare. As Ana, Bertrand and Maxwell walked into the ballroom, Ella looked back at both women. The redhead walked up to her and snickered. “Well, well, well, look what we have here.”