#mazeltov

[lgbtqreads]

New Releases: February 2025

This post is sponsored by Dana Hawkins and So Not My Type! Click on the graphic for more info! Scrappy determination clashes with polished privilege. Let the games begin. *** A World Worth Saving by Kyle Lukoff (4th) Covid lockdown is over, but A’s world feels smaller than ever. Coming out as trans didn’t exactly go well, and most days, he barely leaves his bedroom, let alone the house. But the…

[davy-jones-lock3r]

pearls! PEARLS!

[cheryllclayton]

If anyone cares according to Riverdale, Dilton doily is ‘packing’ the most…🍆 lol 😂

[themovementgeneration]

This Versus was crazy back in the day...man wtf happened to these 2 :/

#DC versus Marvel

steve jobs might be on to something cause dont both of these look like headsets for airplane pilots? lmk chat

Same train literally every time just a different cart of ideas. Im literally slappin the shiet out of everybody i looked directly at

Capiin

Im only Human -Rag N'Bones Man

[open-music-reviews]

Useless ID

Useless ID reminds you of punk rock concerts and youthful days. The anticipation building up while waiting in line to enter the venue with a bottle of hooch hidden in your pocket for skanking energy. Mohawks and faded Ramones T-Shirts aplenty.

Recommended songs: Pink Stars and Magazines, Kiss Me. Kill Me, Drinkage, Redemption, Dying Love, Same Old Revolution

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[gholateg]

sometimes i realize not everyone lives so deep in the comic book rabbithole as i do. they dont even know about superman and lex luthors biological son-clone thing. they dont even know there's more than one robin in batman. they dont even know the third one is canon bisexual and dating some guy named bernard. they dont know about batmans kids.

you guys dont even know about the hero with top surgery scars shown on page. they dont even know about batmans penis!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theres-rue-for-you]

theatre kids don’t you love when you think a show you did is completely out of your head and then all of a sudden you’re brushing your teeth and your brain decides it’s time for a reprise of every song in that show

[reigen-small-naturals]

siwan from ze:a giving out an award at mama and saying he wants to perform, well? i am waiting?

[fujunfuren]

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Mazeltov

[melonlthawne]

I go approximately 10 ish hours from checking the Bart Allen tag and I am greeted with a plethora of new art and posts. Huzzah

[killefips]

[dragomer]

Congrats, You’re finally a true Tumblr Zucest shipper!

Maybe instead of being an incestuous pedophile you could try dying instead

Do not worry, for I am not attracted to minors, whether they exist or not, for plenty of reasons. I'm not into smut tbh but I do like making jokes about it. If it happens to be wrapped in a good story, the cringe would be tolerable or even worth it. I do think, like many others, that there are some "Freudianesque" shenanigans, subtle or not, between the two characters Zuko and Azula. It is of no surprise those who worked on the show dropped Lannister references at a convention. The siblings are royals after all. It makes for good drama, like some kind of Greek tragedy. I will die eventually and so will you. I don't see any reason to speed up the process. I would say it's rather rude to tell people to kill themselves, especially if you don't know them. The person you think I am or might be, is not necessarily the person that I truly am, for good and/or bad. Don't let yourself get triggered by anything you see on the web, my fellow internet stranger, you'd by busy all day. Don't feel too bad that one cannot always see the difference between the ironical and post-ironical. I wish you well, Anon. In the unironic sense. Mandatory LOTR quote: "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement."

Haha, my first "KYS" message on Tumblr! A new milestone has been reached! Huzzah!

[ghostgirl-22]

Deck the halls 🎄💫

Day 5: ‘bend over’

CW: 18+ !NSFW!

Pair: Patrick X Reader

Woah second person (you don’t like me)

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Working at the firm of Zweig, Patterson, Masters and Poole wasn’t exactly a “fun” time. The staff is overwhelmingly male and most of them were either old enough to be your parents, or too dorky to care about parties. Seriously. Even the handful of guys who were closer to your age were more into accounting clubs and building computers on weekends than going out. And it’s not even like you’re opposed to nerdy guys, you were trying to build out your career too after all, but not one of them seemed to have the courage to invite you to join them. You’d long since given up on meeting a man at work.

You expect the office Christmas party to be reserved, uptight and boring just like work. Likely the ceo Joseph Zweig who you’d only ever seen twice in person would give some speech about record profits and company shares before toasting Mazeltov and then you’d be stuck listening every iteration of the same dumb Christmas songs until 11 pm (or until you could make your excuses to escape to the next destination).

So it’s quite surprising when you show up to the party in your short black dress, in preparation to meet with friends for an after party… and it turns out to actually be a party. There’s a DJ, loud music, delicious food and festively strong drinks. People are all dressed up with friends and family members. Some considerably younger then the average staff age. You’re instantly relieved.

You decide to stick it out for another hour when you run into Joseph’s youngest son, Patrick. You’ve seen him around before but apparently he’s never seen you. He’s easy on the eyes. Bored. Too much charisma, flirting with you immediately, while also trying to get a rise out of you. Asking what a girl so pretty is doing, stuck in a job like this.

“I happen to be very good at my job,” you say dryly, not that it matters to him. His daddy owns the company. He wouldn’t have to work a day in his life if he didn’t feel like it.

“What’s your job?” He asks, he doesn’t know the meaning of personal space. He’s playing with your braids, leaning into your ear. He smells kinda good, like vanilla and cigarettes.

“I’m an accountant,” you start, “youngest one in the firm.”

“That’s so hot,” Patrick says. “You’re hot.”

You laugh. “You don’t really care, do you?”

He smirks. Of course he doesn’t. He starts playing with the hem of your too tight dress. “This is so pretty.” He says.

You roll your eyes, maybe it’s because you’re ovulating but there’s just something about his energy. Its working on you. His whole thing. It’s actually working.

”What do you do then?” You ask him. Knowing it’s going to be some ridiculous non job.

“I play tennis professionally,” he says.

Of course he does.

He lets his fingers slide up your thighs just a little more, you don’t stop him. “God look at this ass.” He says softly. “Kinda thinking about you and me. Going up to my daddy’s office. Me bending you over the desk. Hows that sound?”

God. The audacity of him.

You swallow and look over at your bosses near the front of room. Everyone is so stern and serious. As a freshly graduated new hire you’ve never even been in Mr. Zweigs office, it’s unheard of … but you’ve always been a little too adventurous for your own good.

It’s how you end up bent over, Mr. Zweig’s desk, dress hiked up, getting fucked within an inch of your life by his son. You totally get it now, his easy charm and self confidence. The way he’s making you lose your mind, legs spread wide, cunt dripping wet, moaning for your third climax all while the music sounds from the first floor. He definitely has a reason to be so fucking smug.

You leave Mr. Zweig's office barefoot, legs all wobbly, body aching so deliciously. Patrick’s arm over your shoulder. “Do you do this every Christmas party?” You ask him. Suddenly feeling a bit embarrassed as one of your nerdy coworkers passes with a lingering look at you on the way to the bathroom.

He laughs, “god I wish, I thought it would just be a bunch of boring old people here. I was gonna leave.” He says.

“Me too,” you smile.

“Guess we got lucky,” he says, sweeping your hair back from your face. “What else are we doing tonight?”

[samlovesdrawing]

NOW

Onto that ‘Ted’s the reason Jenny’s gone’ thing

I mean, for the ones who’ve seen NMT, it’s obvious. He killed her on accident, it can happen to anyone. I’m not sure if that’s how it always works, but it’s a loop, right? Ted doesn’t confess to Jenny and ends up drunk instead, Jenny leaves with a different dude (already forgot his name, Mazeltov) and Ted lives his life trying to make up for her departure.

It’s never implicitly said (to my knowledge) that Jenny and Ted never spoke anymore after that. But if it was, maybe Ted never heard of why. Maybe he just thought she wanted to be left alone now and couldn’t find her even if he tried, so he gave up.

Cut to Time Bastard and Ted travels back in time to win Jenny over. But he fails miserably and accidentally incinerates her instead. Maybe it clicked why he couldn’t find her at that moment. Not because she was trying and succeeding to stay off his radar, but because his new, shitty self killed her and killed that sweet college boy with her