#mayor phlegmming

[kharsagii]

Who’s gonna answer the phones? 🥺☎️

The ending to Osmosis Jones all the girlies wanted 💕 (thrax is still alive and he’s fingering ozzys bum in the cleaning closet)

[osmosisgoose]

a bunch of osmosis doodles cause i love when the jones commits osmosis

anyways hiii, I decided to make a blog strictly dedicated to Osmosis Jones cause it's my current brainrot moment, a lot of this is related to Mayor Phlegmming cause he's my favorite, he's just so cute and I love him the Drix and Bird image was a result of me finding out that both characters i loved were voiced by the same guy Also the one holding Phlegmming is my sona Dog, if they were in the universe of Osmosis Jones, I do plan on making an actual oc, but for now, i just have this version of Dog!!

[bitterlemonade-1]

Some mayor phlegmming and 7 doodles. Guys I think they’re in love 😰

[extralargechips]

i think i might have the craziest rare pair ever and i get to name it myself

my obsession w this BRAINCELL is insane

[dollbitezzz]

guys what if drix was real? guys Drix

GENDER

Male

SPECIES

Pill (Amoxicillin)

OCCUPATION

Police Officer (film)

Private Eye Detective (spin-off series)

CHARACTER INFO.

ALIASES

Drix, Drips (By Ozzy), Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedramine, Drixy (By Maria.), Drixy-boy (By Auntie Histamine), The Big Pill (General Malaise), Bubble Butt/Beanhead (Ozzy), Pilly (Kai)

PETS

Dander

FRIENDS

Osmosis Jones, Leah Estrogen, Chief of the FPD, Maria Amino, Dander (Pet), Chief Gluteus (Sometimes), Paul Spryman (Sometimes), The Mole, Auntie Histamine (Aunt)

ENEMIES

Thrax, germs and viruses

PRODUCTION INFO.

VOICED BY

David Hyde Pierce (film)

Jeff Bennett (series)
Jim Meskimen (Tom and Jerry Meet Osmosis Jones)

FIRST APPEARANCE

Home with Hector

LAST APPEARANCE

Journey to the Center of the Tooth

FILM APPEARANCE

Osmosis Jones

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Ozzy & Drix

Drixenol Koldreliff, or Drix for short, is the deuteragonist of the film – he's a a red and yellow, boxy, and robotic cold pill who is Ozzy's best friend in the show Ozzy and Drix.

Appearance

Drix is a red and yellow cold pill with a robotic body. His chest is red with a yellow plus sign in the center surrounded in a yellow circle which opens up, revealing all kinds of medical bullets used for his cannon. He has yellow arms and while his hands are red, Drix's left hand is converted into a cannon, which he uses to put out inflammation, dry snout, shoot medical bullets or grenades that he keeps in his chest, etc. His face is the shape of a pill where the upper part of his face his red and the lower part where his mouth is located is yellow. Drix has white eyes with black pupils and a small mouth. In addition, Drix does not have any legs where he instead moves through effervescent propulsion ejected from his feet, similar to how rockets are ejected.

Personality

Drix is intelligent and dedicated to his work. Straight-laced and by-the-book, he is in opposition with the crude humor and unorthodox methods of Ozzy, but respects Ozzy as a partner due to his dedication to fighting diseases. He often seems curious of his surroundings and seems to enjoy recognition, flexing enthusiastically in photos. He can be seen as a show-off and even pretentious due to his professional and often complicated speech and attitude, though he means well and is overall a pleasant and heroic person.

Osmosis Jones (film)

Drix serves a role of Ozzy's sidekick in the film. Drix arrives in Frank at the request of the Mayor's assistant to help cover up the cold symptoms that would hurt his reelection campaign. After his arrival, he initially followed his time-released schedule, visiting the throat and then the nose.

He and Ozzy initially have tension between the two of them, but after seeing that Jones may have a point in suspecting a virus is the cause of these symptoms, he opens up his heart to him. When the Mayor suggests finding another officer for him to work with, he hesitantly objects, saying he'll stay with Jones. The two have a sincere conversation in the car afterwards about Ozzy's bad reputation after ejecting a harmful bacteria from Frank in an unfortunate situation. Drix says he was right to help Frank and the two start to like each other a little more.

After gathering info from Chill at the Liver, he and Ozzy go up to the zit club to confront Thrax. Drix, having a more lighthearted moment, has to fit in by dancing, to which he seems embarassed. He says he has "no left feet," but Ozzy encourages him and he ends up enjoying himself a little while stalling for time.

Getting back to business, he busts in on Thrax and the germs just before they hurt Jones. After Drix struggles to open the capsule, Ozzy unleashes one of Drix's medical bullets in the club, popping the pimple and wiping out everyone except themselves and Thrax.

While Ozzy is fired, Drix is ordered out of the body by the mayor for what happened at the Zit in an attempt to cover the seriousness of Thrax's infection. What the mayor says to him seems to take down his self esteem temporarily, so much that he was willing to accept his fate without Ozzy's encouragement. Just before Drix leaves Frank by way of the Bladder, though, he teams back up with Ozzy. After discovering that Thrax is alive, the two have a confrontation against him in the Uvula.

Thrax escapes, causing Drix to launch Ozzy after him in a desperate attempt to save Frank. As the fight went down, Frank's organs began to fail as he reached fatal temperatures. Just in time, Ozzy returns with the missing DNA bead. As they're being awarded by the City for saving Frank, Ozzy welcomes his new partner to stay in Frank and continue to help out. Drix gladly accepts.

Ozzy & Drix

A few years after the movie Osmosis Jones, he and Drix are transferred by a mosquito bite to

Hector Cruz

. After saving Hector from the nasty Scarlet Fever virus that came with them, the two decided to stay and help Hector from becoming a disgusting degenerate like Frank. His arm cannon also appears to be more useful, containing various gadgets, including:

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A phone (various episodes)

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a claw-like appendage (used once in Triumph of the supplements and again in a Cold Day In Hector)

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an egg beater (used in Ozzy Jr.)

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a film projector (used in an out of body experience part 1)

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a milkshake maker (used in an out of body experience part 2)

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A jackhammer-like device (used in Journey to the Center of the Tooth.)

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a pen (used in Tricky Ricardo.)

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a screwdriver-like device (used in Street Up)

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a Gatling gun-like weapon that fires pill-like ammo (used in A Cold Day in Hector)

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a flamethrower-like device (used in A Cold Day in Hector)

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a water cannon-like device (used in Aunti Histamine)

[coolheadofficial]

Once you've learned to correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world

Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough -- Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!

[a-land-lacking-sleep]

Day 22: Gym

(This added 2303 words to AO3)

Opelucid was the former seat of power for the old kingdom of Unova, and the gym still is headed by descendents of the royal line, even if it is now several times removed. It was this knowledge that stood front and center in Ingo and Emmet’s minds. This wasn’t just their final gym to challenge.

This may be their future legacy. 

And it was this thought that they held as they climbed the dragon’s limbs to the head, taking turns on who would be the first to challenge a trainer. First Ingo, then Emmet, then Ingo, Emmet, Ingo, and finally Emmet. If they kept this pattern, Ingo would be the first to fight, and defeat, their uncle Drayden. 

So Ingo and Emmet are confused when they step up onto the head of the dragon, only to see their father, Fring, sitting on a steel folding chair next to Drayden, chatting without a care in the world. The twins look at each other, then back at the older brothers as Emmet clears his throat and Ingo speaks up. “Um… What are you doing here, dad? This is not one of your usual days away from the station.”

“No, not at all,” Fring says with a laugh, pushing himself up off of the chair. “But I figured I should be here for some family history. This is your final gym, and the only one I challenged.” As he speaks, he comes to stand next to his brother, shoulder to shoulder despite being half his width.

Standing next to each other, Drayden and Fring were mirrors of each other akin to Ingo and Emmet. Whereas the young twins wore nearly identical dusters and flat caps, the previous generation contrasted; Drayden was wearing a white dress shirt with silver slacks and suspenders compared to his standard purple, and Fring was wearing drab black work overalls, with both holding two Pokeballs on their belts.

Drayden coughs into his fist, stepping forward. “Thank you both for coming. There’s no need to introduce myself to my nephews, I believe.” Even behind his massive beard, the twins could see the smile on the Gym Leader’s face. “I’ve recently become the mayor of this city, and am working to bring it to greater heights than ever before. I am seeking to rear the coming generation, to bring about a bright future. Will you two be the beacons with which the path is shown?”

“You think too shallowly of my boys, Dray,” Fring says with a chuckle as he steps forward, even to Drayden but several paces to his left, at the edge of the battlefield. “They aren’t just the beacons that will show the path forward.” He reaches down, and unclips one of the Pokeballs from his belt, before pushing a determined frown onto his face, peeking down beneath his mustache. “They’re the conductors of the train that will lead countless down said path. And I believe we should test their mettle together, no?”

That was all that was needed for Ingo and Emmet to grasp the situation - This wasn’t a one versus one fight against their uncle for the final badge. This was a true Multi Battle, a fight against their father and uncle, a struggle against their mentors, the final hurdle before their goal of the Pokemon League. And as such, all four of the men throw out their Pokeballs.

Hydreigon, Excadrill, Serperior, and Klingklang all hit the field, and the calls of their trainers bleed together, only intelligible to the Pokemon being commanded. The first to move was Ingo’s Excadrill, who leaps from his spot towards Fring’s Serperior to hit it with a Poison Jab, only to whiff as the snake fades away to leave a singular doll behind to take the hit. Simultaneously, Drayden’s Hydreigon lets loose a ferocious Fire Blast, which barely grazes past Emmet’s Klinklang, who retaliates with a shot of Toxic that sinks into the Hydreigon’s skin.

As Hydreigon coughs up some phlegm, Ingo and Emmet glance at each other and make eye contact in the brief moment of calm. ‘Dad will have Dahlia, we need to remove the Hydreigon to prevent Earthquakes,’ Ingo signs quickly, getting a serious nod from Emmet. In unison, the two bring up their hands in a point, aiming at their uncle Drayden. “Excadrill/Klinklang, use Rock Slide/Flash Cannon!”

As the two Pokemon charge and release their attacks, Fring quickly holds his left arm at half length and swings it in a full circle, an action that both of his sons recognized as Back Up. Which is what is provided as his Serperior slithers in front of Hydreigon, intercepting the Steel Gem-empowered Flash Cannon and its half of the Rock Slide, leaving Hydreigon to simply take half of the intended hit from the twin assault.

“Thank you, brother!” Drayden shouts as he quickly strafes the battlefield to get another vantage of the fight. “Hydreigon, use Focus Blast!” Now the Hydreigon pushes forward past Serperior and lets out a screech as it coalesces ki in front of it, and launches it towards Ingo’s Excadrill. The mole is unable to twist to avoid in time, and lets out a cry as it recoils from the hit. Simultaneously, both Drayden and Ingo reach for their packs, ready to grab Super Potions to heal their Pokemon in case.

The next round was another burst of commands, and a rush to follow them through. This time Hydreigon broke free first, jumping into the middle of the arena and shouting at full force to unleash a Dark Pulse that covers the entire field, hitting both Klinklang and Excadrill, as well as shattering Serperior’s Substitute and revealing its location fully, coiled to the left of its opponents. In quick unison, Excadrill and Klinklang circle around Hydreigon in a pincer motion to trap it, hitting it with a combination of Flash Cannon and Aerial Ace to take down the dragon.

And as the pair disengaged to return to their trainers, Fring’s voice cuts through the momentary still. “Now!” At a breakneck speed, his Serperior races across the battlefield and wraps itself around the shocked Excadrill, its mouth already glowing with contained energy. Before anyone could even react or call out another command, the Serperior opens its mouth, unleashing the stored Hyper Beam down onto the mole for a critical hit. As the snake uncoils itself and returns to its spot, Excadrill falls over, unconscious.

Two Pokeballs flare, recalling the fainted Pokemon, allowing a chance for everyone to breathe, with Fring breathing deep as he pounds on his chest. Catching the action, Drayden steps over to his brother and slaps him on the back. “Don’t overwork yourself. Don’t want a repeat of last time.”

“No collapsing for me now, Dray, trust me,” Fring says with a laugh. “Besides, we’re still even with the boys. What do you say we throw them for a loop?” He looks over to Ingo, who was currently checking over his team to find the best fit for the scenario, then to Emmet, who was watching the older pair of brothers intently. “What do you think Dray is gonna send out next? His tried and true Haxorus? Maybe the Altaria or Flygon he’s been training recently? Or even th-”

“No need to tease them, Fring,” Drayden says, holding up a Pokeball. “My blood is pumping, just like yours and like theirs are surely pumping. Each side is down a Pokemon, and I want to know how my nephews will fight their way out of this situation.” Fring brings his hands up and shrugs, and turns to refocus onto the battlefield.

“Go, Haxorus!” Ingo calls, his voice ringing through the battlefield as his own dragon takes to the field. “Go, Dahlia!” Drayden cries, throwing not his own Pokemon, but instead his brother’s own ace of a Garchomp onto the field.

Both twins flinch for a split second before recovering at the sight of their uncle sending out their father’s Pokémon. And also the danger that this misstep could present if they didn’t adapt quickly. Even more danger comes as their father recalls his Serperior and sends out a Scrafty, calling a “Fake Out!”

The other three commands blend together again as they all vie for celerity. Even though they couldn’t hear, they knew the best option for their Uncle to choose in this situation - Use Earthquake, to deal maximum damage to both of them - and so they had to prioritize a response to that. And whichever Pokemon their father interrupts is either gone, or in a bad place. 

Haxorus coils downward, striking its tusks against the ground as it completes its Dragon Dance. At the same time, Klinklang spins its gears to begin generating a shield for Protect, only for the Scrafty to run up on it and interrupt its action with a quickstep slap. And before either twin could react, Dahlia was already on top of Klinklang, her teeth wreathed in yellow fire, before lunging and snapping her jaws in a Fire Fang. Klinklang shrieks in pain as Dahlia shakes her head once, then twice, before it finally faints in its opponent’s jaws.

“False tracks, Father,” Emmet says as he recalls Klinklang to its PokeBall. “You are a lying liar who lies.” Unlike Ingo, who looked through his Pokeballs before deciding, Emmet already has his ready.

“Well, we wanted to surprise you,” Fring says sheepishly as he strokes his moustache and looks away. “Plus, the two of us are taking roles in this battle, and Dahlia didn’t suit my role.”

Roles? The twins both look at each other, and Emmet quickly flashes the sign ‘Support?’ to Ingo, who responds with a quick nod. ‘I can focus,’ Emmet signs before they both refocus on the elder Grayns. “I am Emmet. I can forgive, once.”

“Thanks, Em!” Fring says with a smile, perking right back up. Without saying anything else, Emmet throws his Pokeball, releasing Archeops onto the field, who lands and flaps his wings several times while squawking. 

“Earthquake!” 

Ingo got the call out first this time, his volume drowning the other commands, causing the other three to repeat their commands quickly in reaction. Haxorus gets the advantage in this situation, slamming her claws down into the battlefield and the earth begins to churn beneath the feet of the Pokemon. While Garchomp and Scrafty stumble momentarily before they act, Archeops simply leaps into the air and attacks Scrafty with an Acrobatics, using the churning earth to get a launch point for the strike. 

The effect is instant, with the Flying Gem in the Archeops’ claws shattering and empowering the attack as his feet collide with Scrafty’s head. Scrafty slams against the ground, bouncing once before lying still, knocked out in that single hit. Beside it, Garchomp roars and launches itself forward toward Ingo’s Haxorus, colliding into it with an Outrage that leaves the younger Dragon staggering, and barely standing up.

Without another word, the Scrafty is replaced by the Serperior, and each trainer calls out their next round of attacks.

The first to move is the Garchomp, who is still in the throes of its Outrage, causing it to flail about and, instead of barreling across the field towards its intended target of Haxorus, turns towards Serperior and brings its jaws down on the snake. With a screech, it breaks free and slithers away from its partner, only to see a yellow blur descend up on it from above. Archeops lands its entire weight upon the snake, causing it to straighten out in shock, then fall limp as it is brought to unconsciousness. Finally, as Garchomp stands there, blinking its eyes in confusion, Haxrous rushes up to it, and strikes it across the torso with a Dragon Claw, removing it from battle.

Calm hung over the battlefield as the trainers all stare at each other across the stretch, panting for air as the two remaining Pokemon, Archeops and Haxorus, relax their stances, with Haxorus even plopping down to sit with a sigh.

After a moment, though, Fring and Drayden both begin to clap. “Wonderful!” Drayden shouts as he approaches the center of the field and recalls the Garchomp. “I’m grateful we had the chance to have this battle.”

“Bravo, boys!” Frings says with a bark of laughter, quickly hobbling behind Drayden and recalling his Scrafty. “I haven’t gotten to see how you both have grown since you started your journey!”

“I am Emmet,” Emmet says in a duller tone of shock, blinking his eyes at his father and uncle. “We… We won? Against both of you?” Emmet also starts moving to the center of the arena, Archeops running up to him and leaping onto his back.

“It would seem so, Emmet,” Ingo says, his own voice lowered a bit from the shock, moving forward to stroke Haxorus under her jaw blades. “I don’t know how, but we did.”

“You both have grown, far more than you realize,” Drayden says, a rare and wide smile showing underneath his mass of facial hair. “You gave us everything you had, and you got my blood pumping-”

“And my engine roaring,” Fring interjects, smiling just as wide as his brother with slightly misty eyes. “You surpassed us.” Ingo and Emmet silently nod, tears beginning to collect in both of their eyes as the realization of their victory sinks in.

Drayden reaches into his breast pocket, and pulls out two small pieces of metal, each worked into the angular shape of a dragon’s head. “I could not be more proud than I am right now, to bestow upon the pair of you…” He reaches out with both hands, palms turned up to offer the items to his nephews. “The Legend Badge.”

Without hesitation, Ingo and Emmet grab the badges from their uncle’s hands, and pull him forward into a hug.

[laxietindy]

the creators are saying that mayor phlegmming's design is based on richard nixon, but he looks more like trump

[burningrhino]

Angry Brick

Braxton’s anger. The following alts include the father's anger, pizza girl, the clown, the bus driver, Mayor Phlegmming, Mr. E (Scooby Doo), and a mix between the Boss from Rock Dog and Goro (Mappy) plus I just wanted to make that one yellow and orange

[joslincox]

I Got A Dream (As Sung In Osmosis Jones: Out of the Body Experience)

Mayor Phlegmming: I'm malicious, mean, and scary

My sneer could curdle dairy

And violence wise, my hands are not the cleanest

But despite my evil look

And my temper, and my hook

I've always yearned to be a concert pianist

Can't ya see me on the stage performin' Mozart

Ticklin' the ivories 'til they gleam?

Yep, I'd rather be called deadly

For my killer show tune medley

Thank you

'Cause way down deep inside

Men: I've got a dream

He's got a dream

He's got a dream

See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem

Though I do like breaking femurs

You can count me with the dreamers

Like everybody else

I've got a dream

Maximus: I've got scars and lumps and bruises

Plus something here that oozes

And let's not even mention my complexion

But despite my extra toes

And my goiter, and my nose

I really wanna make a love connection

Can't you see me with a special little lady

Rowing in a rowboat down the stream?

Though I'm one disgusting blighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

'Cause way down deep inside

I've got a dream

I've got a dream (he's got a dream)

I've got a dream (he's got a dream)

And I know one day, romance will reign supreme

Though my face leaves people screaming

There's a child behind it, dreaming

Like everybody else

I've got a dream

Gluteus: I would like to quit and be a florist

Gunther does interior design

Ulf is into mime

Attila's cupcakes are sublime

Bruiser knits, Killer sews

Fang does little puppet shows

And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns

I have dreams like you, no, really

Just much less touchy feely

They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny

On an island that I own

Tanned and rested and alone

Surrounded by enormous piles of money

Ozzy: I've got a dream (he's got a dream)

I've got a dream (he's got a dream)

I just wanna be that cop fighting germs with every passing hour

I'm so glad I fit in with you guys

Like all you lovely folks

I've got a dream

He's got a dream (he's got a dream)

They've got a dream, we've got a dream

So our differences ain't really that extreme

We're one big team

Call us brutal, sick, sadistic

And grotesquely optimistic

'Cause way down deep inside

We've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

Woo, woo, woo, woo

Yes, way down deep inside

I've got a dream

Yeah

[osmosisgoose]

everyone loves a selfship until it's between a dog and a brain cell i dropped the whole cell dog thing cause i could never make it really fit (theres only like what? two dogs in the whole osmosis jones franchise?) and mixing them never gave results I particularly liked but yeah i got more selfship ish stuff, i honestly might start building a collection of images that are just dog and phlegmming cause he's my #2 top fav of all time

oh also exclusive doodle

[bitterlemonade-1]

Some mayor phlemming and 7 au stuff I thought me cool…

[jackedspicer]

i found some old drawings of the mayor from osmosis jones

[spicytunapotato]

Queen's practice

Dearest creature in creation,

Studying English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it's written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation's OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhymes with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion with battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won't it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It's a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough?

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is give it up!

[kirain]

I played through rdt2 TWICE and never noticed Hosea was sick! What's wrong with him? Does he have TB too!

This is why I implore people to play the game gradually, spend time walking around the camps, and look out for hidden dialogues. I've put hundreds of hours into RDR2, but I’m willing to bet I still haven't seen everything. In fact, I know I haven't. I've been playing since November and I still haven’t finished the second epilogue. I’m going for 100% completion to get that sweet 0.01% plat, lol. This game is so vast and impressive and there’s so much to do, see, and digest. Please take your time! Though I do wish some of the dialogue wasn't completely random, because it's essential for developing and getting to know the characters.

Anyway, it's never explicitly stated, but I think it's highly likely that Hosea suffered from second or third stage lung cancer. In his tent/bedroom you can find cigarettes and cigars all over the place, and if you steal them (like I did) he actually replaces them. In almost every photograph, you can also see a bud in his hand, and when you go to the mayor's house you can find him smoking a damn pipe. He smokes a lot throughout the game, even if you try to stop him.

Unfortunately, that's just how things were back then. Everyone smoked, it just came down to how often, and considering how young Hosea looks in this picture, I'd say it's safe to assume he'd been smoking for over 20 years. Some people theorise he had asthma, but I don't think that's the case. As someone with asthma myself, his symptoms just don't add up. Firstly, he can be seen coughing up phlegm and blood during random encounters. Secondly, he doesn't have asthma attacks, he has coughing fits, where he can't breathe until he hoarks something up. That’s not exactly how asthma works.

Moreover, both of his lungs don't seem to be affected. He's often seen only holding his left lung. This is far more indicative of some kind of disease. If it was tuberculosis, however, it'd move a lot quicker and there'd be other signs, like bloodshot or jaundiced eyes, skin blotches, sweat, etc. Hosea’s condition is slow and degenerative. He says himself that he's been sick for a few years and feels like it's getting worse, and unfortunately he’s right. The further you progress in game, the more Hosea's health deteriorates.

Sadly, he also gets shot in his right lung (his healthy lung), which is probably why he dies so quickly after getting hit. He can’t get any air. :(

[katiebug586]

IK It’s been a while since I made an Ozzy post, but here me out, what if there weren’t one mayor in each body, but two? Like, think left-brain, right-brain, one more creative that tends to act capricious and reckless, the other analytical and and the one that tends to overthink. However, despite their obvious differences they both depend on each other.

Of course one can be there without the other, however... this can lead to negative effects, such as anxiety, depression, and of course, recklessness. What if of the bodies we’ve seen, Frank, Hector, and Christine, they both deviate from that norm, with Christine the one most stable with a solo mayor in charge, clearly from the ‘Logical’ department. Frank and Hector have the more... capricious mayors, Phlegmming and Spryman. While Spryman’s faults can be argued that he is a child himself, Phlegmming is not, and has clear traits of reckless thinking and endangerment and is one of the main reasons Frank got to where he is weight/health-wise. As for Spryman, Hector would be DEAD in multiple cases if Ozzy and Drix weren’t there. Either from freezing to death, a cigarette addiction, you name it, Ozzy and Drix saved the day regardless.