#mayonaize

[ijustloveobeymeok]

Lucifer: How did you two get arrested this time?

Asmodeus: uhm...

Beelzebub: We got pulled over and when the cops said "papers" he yelled "scissors" and drove off

Diavolo: *bursts out laughing*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

Diavolo: Yeah no that's bad

[narutoweed]

真夜中の詩は叫ぶよ 「僕ほんとうは 僕ほんとうは 淋しかった」 太陽の眩しさに かき消されても

The song of midnight cried out

I was truly, truly… lonely

Even if I were to be erased by the sun's radiance.

Mayona No Orchestra - Aqua Timez // Your Best American Girl - Mitski

[mayonaisalspray]

I know your name is mayo naisal spray but I keep reading it as mayona is al spray

LMAO! Yeah i do things like that too. There’s been a ton of times I’ve read someone’s username wrong for like. Over a year. Before i took a closer look and realized i was Very Wrong

[nonbinary-weirdo]

Tigerclaw be laying the mayonas on too thick 😆

tigerclaw is a theater kid confirmed

[blini-fashion-house]

Make a grand entrance in this stunning long dress.

https://www.bliniofficial.com/collections/lumiere-de-cristal/products/mayona-sparkling-mermaid-train-dress

[satan-is-a-furry]

Her name was Whiteney von Mayonaize

[suru1990]

STAY WITH MEEEE MAYONA NO DOA TATAKIIIIIIII

sneak peak of a chuuya fic!

[mayulli]

i decided to call you mayonnaise because mayu sound like it

naways.. HOW ARE YOU MY CUTE MAYONNAISE? HOPE YOU DOING GOOD ^^ I just gotta remind you to drink water or i'm coming in your house and make you drink.

yes, i'm doing good. i just got stuck in bed because i'm so sick i couldn't even move... smh, my fault 😋

-J

It was bound to happen. And the time has come when I shall be called Mayonaize on both tumblr and discord. lollll

sheeshhh I am really not the type to drink my water regularly tho tbh so right now I have a small cut on the side of my lips due to it- will do. will do. So long as you get better soon.

[rainingmusic]

The Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonaise

[supersonicart]

Mayonaize x The 8th Annual Supersonic Invitational.

Epic new work by Mayonaize for The 8th Annual Supersonic Invitational group exhibition which opens on Saturday, April 6th at Hashimoto Contemporary in San Francisco, California presented by Spoke Art.The renowned annual exhibition will feature brand new work by over 50 of the world’s leading New Contemporary artists curated by me, Zach Tutor.

For more information, check out the Facebook Event Page.  To request a preview or purchase work please email sf@hashimotocontemporary.com

Hope to see you there!

[savedbyplants]

Omg more cruelty free vegan goodies from @sacla_uk 🙏😍 RP: @sacla_uk - Our new #FreeFrom Mayonnaise is out just in time for #Veganuary. Available now at Sainsbury’s. Double-tap if it deserves a place in your store-cupboard. #MakeItSing - #regrann #februdairy #MeatyMarch #plantpower #plantpowered #crueltyfree #vegan #mayo #mayonaize #mayonaise #eggfree #livecompassionately

[barbarapicci]

#Streetart by #Mayonaize @ #PalmerstonNorth, New Zealand, for #StreetPrints @street_prints @mayonaize Photo by @yoshi_travel #arte #art #graffiti #murals #mural #murales #murali #arteurbana #urbanart #muralism #muralismo #cultureisfreedom #artisfreedom #curiositykilledtheblogger #artblogging #photooftheday #artaddict #artistsoninstagram #artcurator #artwatchers #artcollectors #artdealer #artlover #contemporaryart #artecontemporanea https://www.instagram.com/p/B8qgAt6g0UQ/?igshid=s0ec3ek35ls7

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Man the concept art for the Xbox port for PQ2 is crazy!

[themelbournesupremacy]

Love me some @mayonaize #jfn_shoestagram #untoldmelbourne2018 #goughstreet #cremorne #nylex #art #mayonaize #alexandervanslobbe #puma #madeinitaly (at Untold Melbourne)

[honestlyclever]

[stories-and-other-fun-things]

Gangsters

Part 6

Once Leo got back to the mansion he was met with people staring at him. Antonio and June were not in the crowd of people silently staring at him though. He walked up to the Don's office and knocked on the open door. Malcheny beckoned for him to come in.

"It is done..." Leo said looking down.

"How did you do it?" Malcheny asked.

"I kicked him onto an electric fence."

"That would've done the trick. You did well Leo. You followed an order that you were worried about doing, and that proves your loyalty to me. Now go, I need some alone time. And ignore the stares." Leo nodded and walked down into the lounge room and was met yet again with stares. "What the fuck do you all want?! Huh?! Keep staring and I might have to kill all of you as well!" Leo shouted at them and they dispersed instantly. June and Antonio hurried over to Leo.

"Are you ok? Do you want a hot chocolate or something?" June asked him while she hugged him.

"Not really, and yeah." Leo responded and June disappeared off to the kitchen.

"You know, we kinda all have to do a job early on which tests our loyalty. Just not to the extent of yours however." Antonio told Leo.

"That's not really comforting Antonio."

"People always tell me I suck at comforting. I suppose I don't know what to say at the time."

"Damn..."

"Yeah..." June returned seven minutes later with three hot chocolates. They sat there and drank their hot chocolates in silence. Once they had all finished their hot chocolates Antonio spoke.

"I had to kill a goat for my loyalty task." He said.

"Oh fuck, here we go..." June mumbled.

"You had to kill a mother fucking goat to prove your loyalty?!" Leo shouted.

"Yeah." Antonio responded.

"What the actual fuck?!"

"Well I raised this goat since the day it was born. I hand fed it every day. When Malcheny wanted me to prove my loyalty he wanted me to kill my goat to show that I was loyal and wouldn't form emotional attachments to things." Leo slowed started to grin.

"The big Antonio, strong enough to rip a person into half, then half again looked after a goat?!" He began laughing, hysterically.

"Well, yeah..."

"I don't, wait I cannot believe it!"

"That's because it's not true, Leo." Jane told him. Leo stopped laughing. Antonio sighed.

"I told this same story to June after she did her loyalty task and had her laughing about it. She laughed so much she passed out... Anyway, I told you it in an attempt to make you feel happier. And it worked."

"Well, thank you Leo." A car door shut outside. Malcheny stood outside of his office. People gathered at the window. Some weapons were drawn, but put away when someone called out: "Jason's back!" A man walked in the front door. He was tall, a head shorter than Antonio though, masculine build, black hair and green eyes. People patted him on the back as he walked through the crowd. He went for the stairs, stopped, saw June and gave her a little wave (which she neglected) then went up the stairs. Leo turned to June who acted like nothing happened.

"So, who was that?" He asked her.

"Jason." She replied.

"He wants the details June." Antonio said.

"Fine. He's a psychotic, abusive asshole."

"Oh."

"He's also June's big brother." Antonio told Leo.

"Oh!"

"He is only related to me by blood and name. Nothing else makes him my brother. He always used to beat me up as a kid, but if you question him about it now he claims he was no memory of ever doing such things."

"Ah."

"Yes."

"Well, I'm going to the kitchen to return my cup and make myself a sandwich." So Leo walked into the kitchen, put his cup on the sink and began looking for things to put on a sandwich. He found bread, butter, ham, cheese and some cut up tomato pieces. He began looking for mayonnaise. Jason walked into the kitchen and grabbed some biscuits.

"So you're the new guy I take it?" He asked then ate a biscuit. Leo jumped and spun around.

"Holy shit..." Leo said.

"You're the guy that put Alistair down?"

"Yeah, what of it?"

"Top cupboard, on the right."

"The actual fuck are you going on about now?"

"Mayo, up there." He pointed. Leo grabbed the Mayo.

"How did you know I wanted Mayo?"

"I noticed what was already on your sandwich. I'm Jason McDonald."

"Leo Stafford, the new guy."

"Do you know June? My younger sister."

"Yes."

"Has she mentioned me before?"

"No..."

"Hmm... It must've slipped her mind..." He walked out of the room leaving Leo. He shrugged his shoulders and attended back to his sandwich.

***

Tbh, I kinda thought that mayo scene was a bit longer. I should start playing the pronoun (or something similar) game in more of my stories. Especially in more situations like this one