#maybe you asked to hold it once while I peed

[mrsrileywrites]

My brain unlocked a bonus to this story right here 👇

It turned out longer than I thought, hope you all enjoy, don't forget to interact, I want to hear your thoughts and suggestions.

TW: labor, medical inaccuracies, soft Simon (if I missed any just tell me and I'll fix it)

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"Simon?.... Simon!" You whisper yelled to wake the hulking man sleeping next to you, Simon being a light sleeper sat on the bed immediately. "Huh? What is it love?".

"I-I think I peed myself" you whispered about to cry from embarrassment.

You had been feeling funny all day, the ache on your lower back worse than ever and a cramp-like pain starting at the top of your belly and moving all the way down along with a little pressure on your vaginal area, it felt like your baby was doing big stretches inside of you, "it's a big baby", you told yourself, "maybe he's just running out of space".

Simon flung aside the covers and got out of bed, he was on your side faster than a lightning, he helped you sit on the edge of the bed and you felt like you peed again, you gasped as your hands flew in between your legs. "Oh... Oh no!... Oh my God!" Your voice was laced with panic. "What? What is it? What is it, love?" Simon, who was kneeling in front of you, tried to keep it cool but he was panicking as much as you were.

"This... this isn't pee... my water broke" you looked as realization hit him, his hands that were resting on your thighs squeeze gently. "Okay... okayokay... uh w-we practiced this before" Simon tried to reassure you or himself, you aren't sure.

As your due date came closer and closer, Simon, having the military ways engraved in his brain, made you run drills where he would go over everything you needed to bring to the hospital once the moment came, he would set a timer and load everything on the car, you included, just to see how long would it take him, you just needed to sit and wait, he would haul you in his arms like you weighed nothing and carry you to the car as you giggled on his arms, "Don't laugh at me love, this is serious!" He would scold you trying in vain to suppress the grin on his face.

And so Simon, just like in his drills, stared to get all the essentials you both had packed together, except now, he was acting more like a headless chicken, running around the house, mumbling to himself, as he put everything on the car, he sat behind the steering wheel and fasten his seatbelt, he looked at the passenger seat and cursed under his breath, you weren't sitting there, he got off the car and run back inside, there you were sitting on the couch where he left you trying to hold your laughter.

"Shit love, I'm sorry." his tone apologetic as he scratched the back of his head letting out a soft chuckle. Your face contorned in pain as a contraccion hit you and he was at your side in no time. "Breath, sweetheart... Deep breaths" he coaxed you, his voice soft like a feather, so you did, you breath through the contraccion until it went away, Simon tried to lift you off the couch but you refused, "I can walk, Si... I'm fine" he wasn't happy about it but he compelled without a fuss.

He helped you get on the car and secured your seatbelt before walking around with long strides and taking his seat behind the steering wheel. He drove to the hospital, one hand firm on the steering wheel while the other rested on your belly, your hand on top of his.

In every red light he would look at you and asked how you were doing, he took deep breaths with you and rubbed circles on your belly to help ease the pain of each contraccion.

The arrival to the hospital was smooth and in a short period of time you both were settled in a room, Simon helped you take off your clothes and put on the garments a nurse brought for you.

You were on the bed, a tocodyamometer was placed around your belly to measure the length, frequency and strength of every contraccion, you hated it, it squeezed your belly and made the pain worst, Simon sat next to your bed, holding your hand, attentive to each and every movement, the nurses were nice, they came from time to time to check on you, other than that they let you be and share this moment just between the two of you.

The contractions came more often, you had less and less time to recover in between each one, pain flooding your body like a tsunami.

As much as you loved Simon's cheer size, in this moment you were not so sure. Carrying his child had been a nerve wrecking experience, "a bigger than average baby" said your doctor on every appointment, which only added to your fears and anxiety. C-section had been an option, your doctor put it on the table without judgement, it was necessary in some cases she said, and this may very well be one of those cases, but you refused, you decided you will listen to your body and try and do this as natural as possible unless that was the only option, Simon stood with you, not like he felt he had a say on the decisions regarding your body but he decided he would support whatever you choose no matter what.

As the nurses got you ready for the big moment Simon left to the bathroom to put on the scrubs one nurse provided for him, the biggest size they were able to find, Simon came back looking like a doctor, he stood next to the bed again and you cling to his arm, he brushed your hair with his hand, "I'm scared" you wailed to him and it broke his heart, to see you scared and in so much pain.

He leaned over and caressed your cheek, "It's okay love, you are going to be okay, you are so brave and strong, you got this... I'm right here, I got you." You nodded and it soothe him a little, he was scared too but he wouldn't let you know. He would be whatever you needed him to be and right now you needed him to be strong and supportive.

"I'm going to tell you when and I need you to push really hard for me, okay?" The nurse guided you to push with each contraction as Simon wiped the sweat from your forehead whispering sweet praises next to your ear.

"Push, push, push!" The nurse cheer you. "I can't, Simon... I can't, it hurts" you cried. "Yes you can, you are almost there, sweetheart" he cradled your upper body in his arms "Just a little more, one big push and it'll be over". So you pushed, you tried your damn hardest and suddenly you felt relief.

The world seemed to stand still for a second and then you heard a loud cry. "Congratulations" the nurse praised you, "such a big baby boy, well done mama" she put your baby on your chest and you hold it immediately, your mother instincts kicking in.

You looked up at Simon, he was speechless, tears blurring his vision as he saw you holding a carbon copy of him. He placed his hand gently on the baby's back and kissed your forehead and thanked you over and over, he was so happy and proud of what you just did he felt his heart burst at the seems.

The nurse took the baby to weight and measured him but also to get him cleaned up and dressed. Simon stood behind her and snapped a quick picture over her shoulder to send to the 141 and show off.

You got settled into the room again, the big baby looking tiny on Simon's burly arms as he cooed sweet words rocking him side to side, and much to your dismay, all the new born clothes you so carefully picked fit a bit too tight on your baby.

It was already close to noon so Simon decided to go back home and get the 0-3 months old clothes you refused to bring just in case. He put the sleeping baby on the basin, the sooner he left the sooner he'll be back.

You thanked the heavens for Simon's methodical brain and his insistence on organizing the baby's clothes by color and size because at least he would be able to find them easily since you wouldn't be there to point out he isn't able to find what's laying right in front of his nose.

Simon came back short after just to find the room empty, no traces of you or the baby. Simon walked to where the nurses were, his heartbeat ringing in his ears and his breathing shallow, a nurse guided him back to the elevator and towards the top floor, "intensive care unit" he read on the sign just outside the elevator which only added to the uneasy feeling brewing in his chest, his vision became clouded, why did they take you here? where's the baby? a tons of questions flooded his brain along with the rising panic.

The nurse knocked gently before opening the door to a room, Simon walked past her and stopped in his tracks as he saw you, sitting on the reclining chair, chubby baby sleeping snuggly in your arms.

You looked up at him and smiled, "Simon, they brought us here, they said something about a broken pip-" Simon took you in his arms and lift you with baby and everything to sit on the chair with you in his lap pulling you closer to his chest.

"Simon, you okay?" you asked a little shocked, "Mhm" he sniffled pressing his lips to your temple. "You weren't there" he spoke in a whisper but you could hear the fear in his voice "I walked into the room and you weren't there, I thought-".

The baby cried, hungry and bossy. You offered your boob and he latched sucking greedily, Simon caressed the patch of blonde hair on top of his head and smiled. "He's just like you" you cooed running your finger through his chubby cheek "He loves your boobs?" Simon teased you. "He's got a good appetite" you scolded him and he chuckled.

 

The day you got dismissed from the hospital came rather quickly and Simon got to put in practice everything he learned on the "car seat safety" class you both took.

The first night back home wasn't as bad as you thought it would be, Simon was right there to ensure everyone had a smooth transition into this new chaotic yet wonderful new stage on your lives turning fears into fierce protection.

(also I'm not very happy with the ending but my brain shut down and left me on my own 🥲)

[ririright]

“Porch Date, Plus One (Very Small Guest)”

Husband! Hayden x Wife Reader

“In which romance survives bedtime sabotage, goat noises, and one sleepy toddler”

By 11:47 p.m., Hayden and his wife had both surrendered.

They sat on the porch swing wrapped in a quilt the size of a small planet, two mugs of lukewarm tea cradled in their hands, eyes half-lidded with exhaustion and quiet triumph.

Between them—curled like a very stubborn, very small cat—lay Barron, fast asleep across their laps with one socked foot pressed firmly into his dad’s stomach and one sticky hand tangled in his mom’s sweater.

“He’s finally unconscious,” she whispered, like they were in a nature documentary.

Hayden tilted his head back to look at the stars. “Do you think it’s real? Or a trap?”

“Could be a decoy,” she agreed. “He fakes sleep like a veteran actor.”

Hayden glanced down at their son’s peaceful, drool-smeared face. “Nah. That’s real drool. He’s out.”

They both exhaled.

The porch creaked gently beneath them. Somewhere off in the pasture, a goat made a noise that sounded suspiciously like a belch. But here, in the golden glow of the porch light and the hush of midnight on the farm, everything felt just right.

Hayden turned toward her. “Y’know… this isn’t exactly what I planned for tonight.”

“Oh?” she smiled, brushing a strand of hair from her face. “You didn’t plan for a third-wheel bedtime crasher who talks about farting dinosaurs?”

“I mean, I was hoping for it,” he deadpanned. “Really spices up the romance.”

She giggled and leaned her head against his shoulder. He carefully shifted, mindful not to wake their little barnstormer, and rested his cheek atop her hair.

“I still like this,” she murmured.

“Me too.” He looked down at Barron, now snoring lightly and clutching a mini plush Yoda to his chest. “Even if he’s gonna wake up in, like, three hours and ask for pancakes.”

“I already prepped the mix,” she said proudly.

“God, I married up,” Hayden whispered.

They sat in quiet contentment for a moment. Then Hayden’s hand, slowly, sneakily, slid beneath the blanket.

She arched a brow. “Are you trying to be romantic while our child is literally on us?”

“I was gonna hold your hand,” he protested. “What kind of monster do you think I am?”

She smirked. “The kind who hums the Star Wars cantina theme during romantic moments?”

“I did that once—”

“—twice.”

“Okay, twice,” he admitted, grinning. “But only because you looked so hot in that hoodie.”

She rolled her eyes fondly. “You’re hopeless.”

He kissed her temple and whispered, “Hopelessly in love.”

Barron snorted in his sleep and shifted, wedging his forehead directly into Hayden’s ribs. His little body let out the tiniest, most aggressive sigh.

“Romantic ambiance ruined by toddler breath,” Hayden said, looking down at the small foot pressing into his stomach like a territorial flag. “Still not mad, though.”

“Nope,” she said, smiling up at him. “Still the best date night we’ve had in a while.”

They stayed like that until the stars wheeled lazily across the sky and the porch swing creaked them gently toward sleep—three bodies, one quilt, and exactly zero regrets.

Well, maybe just one.

“I think he peed a little,” Hayden whispered.

“Don’t ruin it.”

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[hazbinwhoree]

Adam x f!reader

after a one night stand with Adam, around a month or two later she reveals she’s pregnant with his kid..

his reaction and maybe his life when the baby arrives him failing at changing a diaper

him falling asleep on the couch watching tv with his baby on his chest with a tiny spot of drool on his shirt 🥹

bonus

Lute holding the child and then the baby pukes on her

Father Adam

Adam and (Name) had been friends for a long time. Just friends. Until one drunken night, they can’t pretend anymore, and they hookup. The one night stand shakes their friendship, and they don’t talk nearly as much over the next two months.

That’s why Adam is so surprised when he opens his door to find (Name) in tears.

“(Name), what’s wrong?” “Can I come in? You should maybe sit down for this.”

Adam has absolutely no idea what (Name) is about to throw at him, letting her in and sitting next to her on his couch. (Name) pulls something out of her pocket and hands it to Adam. Adam felt the world stop. It was a pregnancy test. A positive pregnancy test.

He’s silent for a long minute before shakily asking, “You’re sure it’s mine?”

(Name) hits his arm. “Yes, I’m sure, you’re the only guy I’ve fucked in like a year.”

Adam is silent again, before snapping out of his daze and taking (Name)’s hands into his. “I… I love you.” The tension that had been between them since the one night stand was finally put into words.

Tears poured down her face as she threw her arms around Adam’s neck. Adam pulled her into his lap and (Name) buries her face in his neck. “I love you too.”

The nine months flew by, Adam and (Name) learning to live as a couple before they had to learn how to live as parents.

Luckily, years of friendship made it easy, and their relationship had very few bumps.

Adam was fast asleep when he was abruptly awoken by (Name) shaking him, telling him when he woke in a small, scared voice, “My water broke and I’m having contractions.”

19 hours later, their son was born. Adam, the egotistical bitch he is, insisted on naming their son Adam as well. (Name) allowed it, and they celebrated the arrival of Adam Jr.

They took him home a day later, and Adam basically went through the five stages of grief. He loves his kid and he’s proud to be a father of a child he actually wanted, but he realizes he has no idea how to be a dad, and is now worried he’s going to fuck up his son.

(Name) assures him he won’t fuck up their child and Adam finds himself believing her.

The first night, Adam sleeps straight through the baby crying. The second night, the same thing happened. The third night, (Name) shook him awake and grumbled “Your turn.”

Adam drowsily made his way to the nursery, and crying baby at three in the morning was now his least favorite thing. He sighed, picking his son up out of his crib and carrying him with him to the kitchen.

He bounced and shushed baby Adam while he prepared a bottle of milk. Thank god it was simple enough, all he had to do was heat it up. When he was done and bringing the bottle to his son’s lips, he immediately stopped crying and Adam sighed in relief.

Adam never woke up from the baby crying, he slept like a rock, but (Name) would wake him up and they took turns with the night feedings.

Once Adam half woke up to see (Name) breastfeeding their son in bed next to him. “Me next,” he murmured, before promptly passing back out.

The one thing Adam couldn’t seem to get a handle on was changing diapers. His son had peed on him twice. And something about baby poop smelled especially bad, and he gagged everytime he had to change a poop diaper.

He was such a baby about it that (Name) did most of the diaper changes.

Three months in, and (Name) had two favorite memories.

The first one was when she’d come home from the store to find Adam asleep on the couch, baby Adam asleep on his chest. Despite being knocked out, Adam still had a secure grip on the baby. They were both drooling. Like father like son.

The second was when Lute was holding baby Adam and finally getting comfortable holding a baby when he suddenly threw up on her shirt.

Adam thought it was hilarious. Lute did not.

Adam isn’t the world’s greatest dad by any means, but he’s trying his best.

[witchygagirlwrites]

Rhea Halstead

Jay Halstead x Reader (nicknamed Rogue)

Rogue Verse

You and Jay welcome your baby girl Rhea

Warnings: a little suggestive and non descriptive childbirth

You were pacing across the bathroom floor and could hear Jay just outside the door pacing too. “That’s not helping my nerves baby” you called out and he laughed “Well you could’ve let me in Rogue and I wouldn’t be pacing. This is the best I can do princess” fair enough. You had locked him out while you took the test because you simply did not want to be looking him in the eye while you peed on the little plastic stick.

Your period was late, like nearly three weeks late. The first week you didn’t really think anything about it, you worked a high stress job that was very physical at times. It happened. The second week you started to worry. When it clicked towards the third week and you were getting nauseous at smells you normally liked and winded during chases that shouldn’t have winded you? That was when you panicked.

“Jay?” you called lightly and heard his footsteps halt “Yeah sweetheart?” you swallowed hard, not sure how to word this question without sounding like you were doubting him. “Do you want it to be positive or negative?” you asked, barely above a whisper. His voice came out in a sigh “I don’t know what to say here baby. I feel like this is a test and if I get the answer wrong I’m going to end up hurting you again”

“Just the truth Jay” you laid your head against the door, knowing he was more than likely in a similar position on the other side. “The truth? I even told Ryatt more than once that the only way I would ever want children would be if they came out of you. A baby with you? That would be a dream because it would be a mixture of me and the love of my life. So yeah, we may have only been married a little over a year but you’ve been the center of my world for so long Rogue. If that test is positive I’m not going to exactly be mad”

You swallowed hard, trying to keep tears at bay as the alarm on your phone that was on the counter went off at the same time that the alarm on Jay’s phone buzzed through the door. “Can I come in to look with you?” he asked and you reached to unlock the door.

He stepped in and pulled you into his arms. “I love you with everything. No matter what. Now, the truth from you. What do you want that test to say?” you shook your head and admitted “I don’t know”

He wrapped both arms around you and that was how the two of you walked over to pick the test up. He turned it over and staring back at you was two dark pink lines. You took a staggered breath. “Rogue?” he whispered, pressing a kiss to your pulse. You knew he was worried because you’d gone silent. “I’m pregnant” you whispered and he nodded, gently turning your head so he could look you in the eyes “What are you thinking gorgeous?”

You smiled brightly “That I hope the baby has your eyes and your smile” he grinned “And here I was thinking I hope the baby has your eyes and your smile” then pulled you into a kiss. “We’re gonna have a baby!”

You were sitting at your desk in the bullpen, a hand on your ever growing stomach. Mouse walked by and stopped, a smile slipping onto his face “Please tell me that’s just movement and I’m not about to have to call Jay?”

You laughed “Easy officer Gerwitz, it’s just your niece playing hockey with my kidneys is all” “She being active?” he asked and you nodded, “She’s running out of room” you were around months and it was painfully clear that this baby was taking after Jay and Ryatt on the height. 

A small smile slipped onto your face at the thought of your baby having characteristics of your brother. Who knew? Maybe she’d have Ry’s smile? 

Mouse laughed “Well tell her to hold her horses. You’ve got a few more weeks before she can make her debut into the world” you ran a hand across your stomach and felt Rhea’s foot follow the motion “She’s excited. She hears all the good stuff going on around here”

Your pregnancy had actually come at a good time for Mouse. He’d been conflicted about his place in the unit and unsure about joining the academy and being a rookie at his age until Voight assured him that the unit would still need his skills therefore as soon as he could he’d pull him. So now while you were on desk duty and getting ready for maternity leave they had an extra officer on hand. It didn't hurt matters that he’d already had so damn much training going in from him and Jay being in the rangers.

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You heard the gate pop and glanced up to see everyone coming up. Erin and Voight were first. She smiled when her eyes landed on you “I swear you get cuter daily Rogue” you shook your head “I swear you need glasses worse and worse daily Lindsay” she laughed and went to her desk.

Behind her was Jay, the smile that slipped onto his face when he saw you made your heart flip. “Hey baby” you grunted when the moment he spoke Rhea felt like she did a freaking backflip. He was to your side in an instant, Erin was on her feet, Voight from before going into his office and pretty much everyone was on high alert. You felt your face warm “Sorry, she um she did a backflip when she heard Jay and there isn’t a lot of room left in there if we’re being honest here”

Everyone let out a collective sigh of relief and went on about their jobs while Jay squatted down in front of you. He spread both hands across your stomach “You giving your mama a hard time little miss?” you watched your stomach as Rhea wiggled to get closer to his voice and shook your head “Daddy’s girl, through and through” he grinned and pressed a kiss to your stomach through your shirt then stood to press a kiss to your lips “I love my girls with everything”

You were half asleep next to Jay. He had his arms around your waist and your back was to his chest. “Jay?” you whispered and he responded by kissing your shoulder that was bare from the camisole you’d worn to bed. “Yeah baby?” he finally spoke, voice heavy with sleep.

“Are you still attracted to me?” you had no idea where the thought had come from but it popped up so it was popping out. He sat up so damn fast you were surprised he didn’t get a little vertigo. “What?” you turned a little to face him better. You couldn’t lay on your back because everything shifted too much “I’m freaking huge” you laughed and he shook his head “Rogue, baby..love of my life..you are pregnant with my daughter! You’re gonna have to be a little bigger baby so she can grow”

“I can’t even wear your shirts anymore” you whispered, feeling ridiculous when tears sprung to your eyes. “I don’t care, I’ll buy bigger ones. Do you know how fucking sexy you are? Right here, right now?” you rolled your eyes and he shifted to pull you into his lap, your back against his chest “You have my ring on your finger, you’re swollen with my child..babe..it takes everything in me to not be begging you constantly to let me fuck you” 

You turned to look at him and grinned “How very caveman of you Mr Halstead” he laughed and pressed a kiss to your lips “I love you, I love every part of you. Want me to show you? Please baby give me the go ahead to love on you” you raised an eyebrow “What position can we do with my stomach?” a grin slipped onto his face “Lay on your side love, I’ve got you” 

His hands came to your hips, helping you to lay down on your side. You felt his lips teasing at your neck as his hands slipped under the camisole you had on. The moment his fingertips brushed across your nipples you whimpered and he chuckled lightly “I’ve got you beautiful, let me take care of you”

Jay watched you walk through the bullpen, a smirk slipping onto his face when you slapped Adam behind the head with a folder because he called you a duck. You did have an adorable little waddle going on. You should’ve gone on maternity leave a week before but you hated being alone and Voight didn’t mind. The only rule he had was if the unit drug any offenders in you had to go into his office and stay until they were down in holding for your safety.

You stopped to hand Erin the folder and he turned his attention back to the reports strewn across his desk. “Rogue!” Erin’s voice made his eyes fly up and his heart dropped to his feet when he saw you were doubled up, holding onto the side of her desk. He was out of his chair and across the room before anyone else could move. When he got to your side he realized the crotch of the leggings you wore were wet. “Baby?” he asked and you looked up at him “I think my water just broke”

“I’ll call a bus” Adam offered, Erin pushed her chair behind you for Jay to ease you down into. You squeezed his hand “I’m a little scared Jay, not gonna lie” he squatted down in front of the chair, rubbing your knee “I’m gonna be right here at your side princess. I promise you” 

Once you got to the hospital Jay helped you strip out of your clothes and into a gown by the time your OB walked in.  “So I hear we have a little Halstead ready to join us?” she asked and you nodded “I think so”

She washed her hands and put on gloves “Let me check and see how far dilated you are and we’ll go from there” you nodded and reached out, Jay slipped his hand into yours. She smiled at the action then pulled the stool over so she could sit down and check you.

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“Well Mrs Halstead I think we won’t have to wait long before Rhea makes her appearance” she announced and you gritted your teeth through a contraction before asking how far dilated you were. She looked up at you “All the way” then looked at Jay “Dad? Wanna get up there and help her?” 

Jay grinned and quickly climbed into the bed behind you, putting a leg on either side of your body to support you against his chest. Your OB nodded to him “Get her down as far as you can” he helped you to scoot down. She looked at you “Ok when you feel the need to push, take a deep breath and give it all you’ve got”

You nodded and felt Jay’s arms around you as he whispered in your ear “You are the most amazing person I have ever known, baby. You’ve got this. Bring our babygirl to us” you nodded again and looked back at him “I love you” “I love you too”

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Everything hurt, it felt like you’d been pushing for hours when in reality if you looked at the clock on the wall only about twenty minutes had passed. You fell back against Jay’s chest, struggling to get a lung full of air. “Deep breath” your doctor offered and you nodded. “Fuck Jay why the hell do you have to have such broad shoulders?” he laughed lightly “In my defense Ryatt was pretty broad too” you nodded “Fair enough”

“One more push and you’ll have it” you groaned “Let’s do this” Jay helped you up and you gripped his arms as you pushed with everything you had in you. It felt like a fucking truck was running over the lower half of your body then the pain started to fade and as it faded a shrill little cry filled the room.

You fell back against Jay, watching as the nurse cleaned the tiny little body that had just been pulled from you. “Look at her baby. You did that” Jay whispered, pressing kisses to your neck.

The nurses got her cleaned and wrapped in a blanket before bringing her back over to you. She held her out to you and you took her in your arms. “God she’s beautiful” Jay’s voice was so low as he spoke, his arms wrapping around you even further. You nodded “She is. We have a daughter Jay” he pressed a kiss to your temple “I know, she’s amazing. You’re amazing”

The doctor and nurses left to give you two some privacy with her. You shifted to be halfway laying against Jay’s chest with her in your arms. He ran his finger down her face “We made her” you laughed “Yeah we did” 

He leaned down to press a kiss to your lips “I love you with everything” you smiled against his mouth “I love you too Jay” he leaned down and kiss the top of her head “I love you with everything little Miss Rhea Halstead” you smiled when she made a light cooing sound. “Look at that, little daddy’s girl”

He pulled you closer, “I don’t know what I would do if I wouldn’t have gotten you back. I’ve got everything I ever wanted here in my arms” you smiled up at him “I guess someone was looking out for you huh?” he smiled and pressed another kiss to your lips “Guess so” everyone would be wanting to meet her soon, Will would be using his credentials to sneak in if need be but for the next little while? You and Jay were enjoying your little slice of peace with your baby girl. 

@allisonargent144

@voidvinyls

@bonnyclydecat

[drvirgus]

can i request a one shot? only if ur comfortable nd want to though also this is my first time requesting something so sorry if it’s messy😭

my request:

so momo from twice with female reader pure fluff right so reader and mono are alr dating. momos dogs boo and dobby, boo being the one whose super energetic people call him a demon dog and wtv, reader has heard about momos dogs but never met them so twice invites them to the dorms for a movie or something and momos dogs are there nd ofc boo is barking, growling nd all that stuff. reader eventually arrives and boo meets reader nd basically boo likes reader and is calm with reader showing a side that twice haven’t seen from boo even from momo.

soooo sorry for it being long😞 it’s my first request ever!! also u don’t need to if ur uncomfortable with the request!!!💟

This request wasnt uncomfortable for me at all 🥰🥰🥰 Hopefully you like that

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Boo!

Momo X Reader

wc: 1,4k

Warnings: none

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Momo had always been embarrassed to introduce her dog to new people. He would constantly bark, pee, or just be a little devil. Maybe that was also the reason why she had never invited you over to her place, even though you have been together for over three months now. Momo always preferred to spend her time at your house. Your house was quite different from hers. It smelled good, was clean, and pretty tidy. To Momo, however, it was also quite minimalist, as her home was cluttered with things she never really used.

Despite Boo being a devil in dog's clothing, she loved him. She could never, in her life, give him or Dobby, her other dog, away. Clearly, one could see the drastic difference between the two dogs. Dobby was rather calm, friendly, and seemed to enjoy life. Boo was quite the opposite. Others would say he was on crack. He was much more playful, sometimes more aggressive, and above all, a bigger nuisance.

The other Twice members liked to make fun of this. Especially how Boo once peed on the youngest member's leg. Just like right now, as all the Twice members were making themselves comfortable in the Japanese member's living room. Dobby was lying relaxed on the couch while Boo ran around wildly.

From time to time, could hear his growling and barking until his claws hit the floor again as he took off. Momo sighed, "I'm inviting y/n," the eldest said. Momo's eyes widened as she saw the smartphone in Nayeon's hand. She laughed in panic, "No," Momo blurted out.

Nayeon hesitated and looked questioningly at her friend and roommate. "Why not?" Jihyo asked, causing Momo to look at their leader as well. A blush formed on Momo's cheeks. "I... don't want Boo to scare her off," the Japanese girl admitted, embarrassed.

All faces, except for Momo's and Nayeon's, looked the same. A stunned silence filled the room, only the sound of an Instagram reel playing repeatedly could be heard. At least until Tzuyu, the youngest of them, started to speak, "Y/n has never been here?" she asked, and Momo nodded hesitantly.

"Where do you guys hang out then?" Mina asked suddenly, also shocked by the realization that Momo's girlfriend had never seen her home. Momo looked at Mina, slightly annoyed, "At her place," she replied curtly. "We're always at her place," she added, causing the others to nod.

"And you leave this old lady alone with your demon dog?" Jeongyeon asked, laughing loudly as she immediately got a smack on the arm. "I'm not old!" Nayeon retorted indignantly, but everyone ignored her. Sana, who was mostly cuddling with Dobby, hummed a little tune. "Y/n is already on her way here," she suddenly said.

"What?"

"Oh yes, I forgot to mention. I invited y/n."

Momo stared in disbelief at the other Japanese member, who calmly played with her dog Dobby, holding his paws in her hands. Momo hesitated visibly until she felt a hand on her shoulder. "Come on. We've all accepted Boo. Y/n will too," Chaeyoung said. Her dimpels deepened as her smile grew wider.

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Momo was nervous. Her hand clung to the half-opened door as she forced a smile onto her face and looked at you. You smiled broadly at the black-haired girl, placing your hand on her hip and giving her a gentle kiss. "Hey," you whispered softly as you stepped into the house and took off your shoes before Momo could change her mind.

You knew Momo was scared. After all, you had tried several times to get into her house. But no matter how often you tried, you always ended up at your place. You knew why, as you had already talked about it. A smile appeared on your face as you turned to the beautiful Japanese girl and watched her close the door.

You heard quiet footsteps and claws scraping across the floor. Immediately, you looked down at both dogs. Of course, you had already seen videos of them and could tell them apart quite well. "This is Dobby," Momo began speaking quietly as she briefly pointed to the dog on the left. Shortly after, she pointed to the other dog and swallowed hard. "This is Boo."

You immediately started smiling as you looked at the two small dogs. You weren't afraid, no matter what anyone said about Boo. You had always been a dog lover anyway. Slowly but surely, you crouched down, resting your arms on your knees. "Hey," you said calmly. Dobby slowly approached you, while Boo suddenly jumped up and tried to climb onto your legs.

You sternly furrowed your brow. "No," you simply said, which made Boo perk up his ears. His tail, which had been wagging wildly, dropped to the floor in disappointment. A soft whimper escaped his snout. A small, satisfied smile appeared on your lips as you took his little head in your hand to playfully pet him.

You immediately stood up again to look at your somewhat surprised-looking girlfriend. "Come on. I heard my wife is here?" you asked, which earned you a playful slap on the arm. A loud laugh escaped your throat, and you started to playfully run away from the Japanese girl.

Somehow, you found your way into the living room, and without even saying hello, you hid behind the eldest and simultaneously your self-declared wife. Nayeon laughed as she looked up at Momo and then at you. "You have to sort this out yourself," Nayeon suddenly said as she stood up from her spot and walked away.

Your eyes widened as you watched Nayeon leave. Almost immediately, you got down on your knees and folded your hands together. "I have decided that she is no longer my wife."

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The hours passed. Everyone had already eaten and, of course, had something to drink. The loud laughter of your girlfriend echoed throughout the room, and the neighbors would surely complain about the variety of loud laughs they were hearing. Slowly but surely, each laugh died out, enveloping the room in a pleasant silence.

Dahyun raised her eyebrows as she lifted her hand. "Hey, guys. Do you hear that?" she asked, looking at each of us. You frowned in confusion. "What is it?" Sana asked, tilting her head to the side. "I don't hear anything," Mina chimed in.

"Exactly!" Dahyun exclaimed suddenly. Jeongyeon was the first to understand and immediately looked around the room. "Where is the demon?" she asked, prompting Momo next to you to look around as well. You looked at Jeongyeon quizzically. "Demon?"

The youngest member suddenly started laughing as she looked at you with an amused smile. "Boo. We haven't heard him in a while. The last time it was this quiet, he chewed up all our shoes," Tzuyu explained, and almost immediately, Chaeyoung jumped up and ran to the door where all the shoes were.

"Hm? Oh," you simply said as you continued to pet the dog's belly with your left hand. "He's here," you calmly pointed to your left. Boo was lying completely relaxed next to you, his belly exposed to you, his ears relaxed, and his eyes closed.

"That's Dobby. Boo is never this relaxed," Mina remarked, while Nayeon added, "Dobby is with me."

All the women stared at you in amazement with open mouths. Even Momo kept glancing over at you to check if it was indeed Boo. She did this repeatedly until she finally realized it. You smiled immediately upon recognizing the look in your girlfriend's eyes.

Contentment, happiness, love, and above all, relief.

"I love you so much," the Japanese girl whispered next to you as she leaned even closer, connecting your lips in a kiss. Jeongyeon playfully covered the youngest member's eyes, causing everyone to laugh. But you were in your own world. Your mouth opened a bit more as you deepened the kiss.

"Okay. Uh," Mina interjected awkwardly.

Momo's hand on your neck pulled you further into the kiss, and neither of you showed any sign of breaking it.

"We should go," Tzuyu suggested.

Your hand wandered to your girlfriend's thigh, gripping it more firmly and pulling her even closer to you.

"It was nice here... uh bye," the door closed behind them.

This was the moment Momo broke the kiss, but only for a few seconds to pull her T-shirt over her head and toss it to the floor. Immediately, you reconnected your lips for another kiss.

[shiggysimp69]

Public Restrooms

Warning: Implied non-con, Reader gets followed.

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You never liked public restrooms. They were filthy, claustrophobic, and always smelled like body odor. There was something inherently nerve wracking to be engaging in something so private next to complete strangers. You only hated one thing more than using public bathrooms, and that was using them at night.

Gnats fluttered around the bright street lights as you tightened your multicolored scarf around your neck.

“It's colder than it was yesterday…” You thought, blowing on your frostbitten hands. Work had ended an hour ago, however, you decided to stay longer for a little overtime. But now your bladder was practically bursting and you needed to make your way to the nearest restroom before things got ugly. You looked around, the shop was all closed up and your home was a whole bus ride away.

“Maybe there'll be one on the way?”

Snow crunched beneath your feet as you made your way to the bus stop. The air smelled of frost and gasoline. Winter came with a vengeance this year, covering almost everything with a fresh coat of glittery white snow. It would be nice to have a car at a time like this but with your rent already sky high, it would be virtually implausible. You approached the stop, blowing on your hands once more as you scanned the area. You couldn't see any stores still open at this hour. In a perfect world, someone would make an exception and let you in just to pee. But it was not a perfect world. You looked to your left and there was a bench with a roof to keep out the snow or rain; but there was also a person there, sitting. You didn't wanna bother the man, especially if he was homeless, however, it was becoming more and more difficult to hold yourself. You were tempted to just go in a bush at this point. Walking over to the man, you waved at him.

“Excuse me.”

He looked up at you, his messy hair falling over his face. You would be lying if you said he didn't give you a weird vibe. He sat hunched over, dressed in all black, with sharp red eyes. You almost peed right then and there.

“S-Sorry to bother you but do you know anywhere I can use the restroom?” You asked, swallowing your fear. He stared at you for a while, and you swear he was undressing you with his eyes. His tongue swiped his bottom lip. That's when you realized just how dry and chapped they were. Actually, the man's whole face looked a little dehydrated…

“Down the street to the left.”

You blinked.

“There's a park and the bathrooms should still be open…” He spoke again.

“Oh, right! Thank you.”

You laughed a bit to clear the nervousness in your voice. He looked away and you took that as the end of your conversation, turning around and heading for the park. As you walked you felt his gaze on you once more. It made you shiver, his eyes colder than any winter. But you kept going, he was probably just some homeless guy that you'd never see again after tonight. Right… Just some bitter homeless person.

To your surprise, the man was right. You half figured you'd get led around in circles listening to someone who clearly wasn't mentally sound. But there it was. You hoped that you'd be able to go inside somewhere to pee. Like a restaurant or convenience store. It just felt safer that way, and it was more than likely cleaner than the restroom you just stepped into. It reeked of feces and hot piss, and questionable stains and toilet paper seemed to be everywhere. This was one of the many reasons why you absolutely hated public bathrooms. You could catch a disease sitting on some of these toilets. However, beggars can't be choosers and you were about to bust.

The creaking of the bathroom door caught your attention as you looked for a clean stall. Great. Now it was worse. Doing your private business next to a stranger was embarrassing and you avoided it at all costs. You sighed.

“It's whatever, just hurry up and pick a stall.” You thought, pushing open another door. Heavy footsteps approached you but you didn't turn to face them. It wasn't until they stopped that you looked over. Your eyes were met with deep crimson ones. It was him, the man from the bus stop. You took a cautionary step back.

“Y-You can't be in here.” You spoke, trying to convince yourself that he was just confused and didn't know that this was the women's restroom. He didn't respond, eyes still locked on yours. He sat with a hunch before but now he towered over you. At least a five inch difference between the two of you. For some reason he looked more cognitive than when you first saw him. Something about the look in his eyes told you that he definitely wasn't confused and that he knew exactly what he was doing. Suddenly, you felt warm in thirty degree weather. Fear heating you up and making you sweat bullets. Your heart sank as he took a step closer. You shook your head, a silent “no” escaping your lips.

“What's wrong…?”

Your eyes widened, shocked to hear his voice.

“A cute little thing like you stumbles across my path and you think I'm just supposed to let you go?”

His voice was smooth yet raspy, and it definitely wasn't something you'd ever forget. He stepped forward again and you backed up, straight into a wall. You looked behind you and in that moment he closed the gap between the two of you. He chuckled as he gazed upon your face. Horror. Absolute terror was written all over it. With tears filling your eyes and dampening your full lashes. You were beautiful.

“little one… You are nothing but a sheep waiting to be herded. Now you're gonna sit here like a good little lamb and let me fuck that sweet pussy of yours until we're both spent and my balls are completely dry.”

Without warning, hot liquid ran down your legs leaving a dark spot right at your crotch. He looked down at the area and smirked.

“How adorable. I guess you have no choice but to take them off now…”

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Writing requests are open!

[itwdoris]

I’m sorry about sending two asks in a row, (I made the mistake of scrolling on your blog for two long so I am thinking about it!) but opinions on true form sukuna? Like… in most fanon interpretations he has two…

Would that imply two bladders? Or just the one? Maybe since he’s so big if it’s just one then he can hold more-

Just errrrrr- big beefy true form sukuna doing double penetration and pissing in both holes at once, or basically just getting peed on with two streams at once <3

- (Potential) 🫀 anon

two bladders would be wonderful, but i think just one big bladder is so hot... imagine taking so long minutes to empty everything inside you, your holes are overflowing from being so full, your belly bulge, you can't stand to drink anymore and he's still releasing it, completely impossible to take all his piss in your holes.

your pussy and ass will leak his piss for days, it would be enough to give you a full bath, him pointing both his dicks at you while you wash your pussy with his thick endless piss, and he must drink a lot of water, so you'd be hydrating yourself with the amount he pisses in your mouth.

true form sukuna + piss it's always making me piss myself, maybe i'll write something about it, and sorry for just being a wawawa,,, // and its okay dear!

[justpottytime]

I can't tell what's cuter... a person peeing themselves on a fast ride that made them loose their bladder control due to fear/excitement/G-forces, or a person who can't hold it and pees on a slow ride, like the teacups or something, because the motion rocked their bladder into relaxing too much, and they really needed a potty.

I think wetting themselves on a fast ride, like a roller coaster, would be so embarrassing because once it starts happening they can tell it's getting everywhere, and it'd feel unique because the warmth of their pee stream is cooled by the rush of how fast they're going... I bet the wet spot would be all over their clothes! and they probably rode with a friend, who might not even pay attention enough to know that their buddy just wet, until after the ride stops... and the wetter might not even be all the way done! just sitting there, embarrassed and still peeing... trying to do it slower so it's less obvious, but an annoyed attendant is already calling a janitor to spray and wipe down the ride, and the longer it takes them to finish up, the more people will have to wait on them... maybe a kid points as they leave their own car, saying that somebody's using the seat like a potty!

but on a slow ride, they couldn't even use the excuse of being scared until they peed themselves... they just couldn't hold it, plain and simple. nothing to blame but their childish lack of bladder control. they'd just leak, and leak... they know they're too full, and they won't make it to a toilet, and they pee a little more with each swaying rhythm of the ride, until they really do just give up and wee in their pants. it feels so warm and naughty... they aren't supposed to tinkle here, they just can't help it! the ride sways to a stop, and they're sniffling as the last of it rushes into their pants... it's still warm, and they're already facing the possibility of standing up and leaving while everybody watches them. walking away from a ride that even little kids are leaving with dry pants! even if a friend offers them a sweatshirt to tie around their waist, it'll still be really obvious they peed.

Oh man, maximum blushy for both versions of this! Nothing more embarrassing than wetting yourself on a ride, whether it's a fast ride that you can pretend you just got scared on, or a slow ride that you really have no excuse for wetting on, you're gonna end up feeling very shy - and there's NO subtlety about it either, the ride has to be cleaned up for the next person!

Thanks for the ask!

[matchadobo]

KIDD; fvck me like you love me

wc: 1933 summary: name finally gets vocal about her relationship with kidd, wanting more than just s3x warning/s: nsfw🔞, fem reader, smut-fluff-smut, very cute and sensual

"you catching feelings, captain?" you gazed at the shirtless redhead beside you, he's got his eyes closed and his human arm behind his head, his biceps and torso too fucking toned it drives you beyond insanity.

he opened his eyes, sitting and gazing down at you. "that so? you sure you're not breakin' first?" he got off the bed, waltzed to the bathroom without caring that he's fucking naked, and peed while looking at you in the mirror. after washing his hands, he made his way back.

"love, aye? you think you've got what it takes to love me?" he crawled back in the bed, reaching over to give you a wet kiss.

"mm-mm, it's too late, eustass. we've got to resupply and leave early tomorrow." you pulled away, but he instead planted kisses on your neck, gripping your waist closer.

"why'd i have to listen to you? i'm the captain of your ship, sugar." he murmured by your shoulders.

"come on, like i don't shut you up during sex." you got on top of him.

"you do most of the shutting up, don't you? got you all dumb over my cock." he had a firm grip on your hips, up to your waist, before he settled them on your tits. "what do you want? wanna go for round 2?"

"wanna know what i really want?" you leaned down, nose to nose and forehead to forehead with him. "i want you to fuck me like you love me."

he looked at you with stunned eyes, blinking as if it'd give him the clarity from what he just heard. "you've already dropped the hint so many times, right? why don't you come prove it, big guy?"

progress was there, but it ain't hefty. baby steps, you know eustass wasn't big on emotions. you'd notice he'd be on your side more, if not behind, or maybe act more protective by standing before you. he doesn't want to undermine how strong you are, he just wants to show you that this meathead will protect you.

he'd start holding you tighter during idle times in parties, his arms and touch would never leave you nor would his lips, you'd always find a place for yourself between his thighs.

when you're doing chores like laundry and dishes, he helps you and once you tease him about it, he'll brush off an excuse like he's bored and tells you to shut up about it. he'll even use his powers to give an extra hand. he'll even go an extra mile to help you carry stuff, brushing it off that your ass might get tired and he doesn't want to deal with it kinda shit.

and that one time, on your birthday, he even baked you a cake! with killer's help of course, but he didn't tell you that 🤫. he even got some frosting and powder on his body and shirt while handing it to you. he was the cutest thing.

instead of inviting you for booze, he'd have an intricately designed metal bouquet and will shyly hand it to you while asking you to have dinner with him at some lowkey diner on town. when you two would finish, he'd take you to the dock near your ship and dip your toes on the sea while watching the stars, moon, and entertaining yourselves with more shit you to never run out to talk about.

once it becomes too late and you two are in the mood, he'd give you a long kiss before spinning you around like the one they do in romantic movies. once you face him again, he'd wrap you in his embrace and place a kiss on your forehead. "you ready? i'll show you how the next pirate king fucks you like he loves you."

you found your saliva pooling in your mouth, hence choking, while alternating your gaze at his lustful, amber eyes. "i'm...scared?"

"that's what you also told me when we first met. seems you attract what you fear, lovely." he chuckled, letting you go before intertwining your fingers together as you two walked hand in hand on your shared quarters.

he'd start by taking your coat off, placing a kiss on your cold, bare shoulders on the way. you shivered and leaned at his touch. he then zipped down your dress, hooking the arm loops by your arms to let it slide down the floor before grasping your mounds firmly. his cold hands left you breathless as you shut your eyes.

"turn around for me, angel." he mumbled softly and you complied. he raised your chin with his index and planted a kiss on your lips, something was different about how he kisses lately. he takes his time taking your breath away with how long he wants to stay connected. he got more handsy, more on your neck, jaws, and cheeks.

your hands made its way to his clothes, slipping off his tank top and unbuttoning his jeans. he'd guide you to his raven, velvety bed while staying connected to you, swallowing your moans. once you made it to the bed, he'd let you lay down as he gets on top of you.

"ehh? doing the giving? that's a surprise, kidd." you propped yourself up by your elbows, watching him plant wet kisses on your bare body.

"mmm, wanna give my woman what she deserves." he peppered your skin with haphazard kisses and licks, making sure to stipple the surface of your torso with the prints from his lips.

"you're getting more slick with words, captain." you smiled, observing how he proceeds.

"aye. you've taught me beautiful things, sweet stuff." he met your twinkling eyes, his lips had a sheen of saliva as the tint on his lips get more smudged with each kiss on your body. "let's get this thing off, hm?" he lowly growled, biting the string of your panties and sliding it off your hips. "'s on the way."

"what a naughty captain you are." you got comofrtable, combing your fingers through his rich, ruby locks.

"you see," he pried your thighs open, nibbling at the skin just before your cunt. "i haven't gone to realize how much 'giving' is so much better than 'receiving' until i've seen you look at me with that dirty glint on your eyes, expecting to be praised and made love to." he reached over to brush his thumb under your eye. "how it begs for more and how you repeat 'please' like a dirty, little prayer when i dote on your pretty, throbbing cunt." he then placed his thumb to rub on your clit while keeping his eyes on you, he smirked seeing your face contort to a lewd pout. "and don't even get me started when you scream my name, sweetness. you sound so, so fuckin' precious."

"i'm at my fuckin' knees, my queen."

you stifled your moans with his pillows, pushing his head further in your cunt. he reached over to hold your hand, letting you bury his head on your sopping crevice.

once you were a panting, crazed, whore, he'd finally wipe off his mouth like he just had the meal of his life. he'd kiss you with the same lips that drowned in your juices, it was so dirty yet you love it so much.

he positioned himself. he rarely does missionary, he loves your ass so much he'd always be headstrung on giving you backshots. but now, he'd want to never take his eyes off you, the same with you to him. so he pressed his forehead to yours, intertwining your fingers with his, and exchanged breaths once he was fully in. you two fucked so many times but this one feels different, he feels different. he's warmer, he's more gentle. he looked into your eyes way more, he kissed you way more, and he held your hands on the way, squeezing each time you felt like you were leaving earth with his unholy manner of fucking.

"don't lose yourself too much, bunny. we're doing this all night." he planted a kiss on your cheek then on your hand after before grasping your hips and drilled into you. "you look so beautiful like this, name." he panted, throwing his head back and seeing as his styled hair get more and more disheveled. a hotter version of your lover. his eyeliner and lipstick was already smudged with all the unholy acts you two have been doing. his hair has been pulled so many times and your lipstick marks have decorated his face and body.

"y-you're too-aah- fucking good- fuck-" you slurred with each thrust, scratching on his arms as your eyes rolled at the back of your head. he's filling you up so good, so full, and he even held you tight. you were in heaven.

he leaned down, bodies close together as he slowed down his pace. connecting his forehead with yours once again, intertwined hands settled at the side of your head, his eyes looking deeply into yours. his hips rocking you back and forth, prying your legs open.

"i love you." he broke out, kissing the corner of your lips. "you're the best fucking thing that ever happened to me, you know that?"

you broke into giggles at this once emotionally constipated man that used to scowl and bark violently at you who was now inside you, at your cheeks as you felt the heat in his face get deeper, proclaiming his love for you. you pulled him in for a hug, placing a kiss on his cheek.

there was something different about his eyes. his eyes mirrors how he desires you, not sexually, but physically. he yearns to have you inside of him. too desperate to have you in his arms. too hungry to hear how you say it back to him. too hopeful to make you feel good. too lost in the pleasure of your cunt and the melody of your moans.

and he was slow and gentle. delicately fucking you yet he was so deep and so good. his breath was hot against your cheek as he panted for more. his grip was firm yet protective. his thrusts were sharp but he always studied your gaze, seeing any shift in your expression. it was a silent exchange of words with parted lips and smiling eyes. you stayed like that for a while, earnestly memorizing how each other looked under immense hypnosis of the addicting back and forth feeling. a warm, budding sensation that left knots on your stomachs.

kidd is the most, if not the only one, vocal partner you have ever slept with. he wouldn't have any shame in being so loud and letting your crew members hear how good he's feeling. but tonight, he was all about hums and low growls. he wanted to hear you more. he wanted to hear how much you wanted him. he wanted to hear how good he's making you feel. he wanted to chorus with your moans and let yours echo in his ears.

so once he was close, he placed his lips by your cheek after kissing your forehead. "do i come inside? can i come inside?" he begged, tucking hairs behind your ear. his hot breaths and guttural moans driving you stupid.

"hmm, i wouldn't mind having cute, little brats with you." you smiled ear to ear, placing a kiss on his forehead. you saw the gradual, sheepish smile that spread across his lips. "i'll be glad they'll take after their father."

this was kind of all over the place? buuut can't get started on the requests yet 🥹 shit at school are piling up again

[adultbabystories]

Doctor’s orders - It Is Done - Part 10

After an hour since Gregory had put Stan to sleep, the man knew he could return to the boy’s nursery. The sound already stopped and it was safe to get in. A small exposure to the sound and lights wasn’t a significant risk, and yet Gregory didn’t want to take any chances with the regression program affecting him. He stood by the door, looking at Stan in his crib, sound asleep. He learned about what these sounds and lights can do to a person. How somehow it tipped men over the edge towards infantilism. Not exactly sure how, but the results were almost a hundred present proof within a few sessions. His boy Stan, he thought, only needed one session. He was in need of an authority figure, he was in need of guidance, he was in need of letting go and just being. So many men need it, but Gregory was happy to give it to Stan.

Stan was dreaming the weirdest dream he had ever dreamed. He walked into a huge office building made of cold gray concrete with cold floor tiles and a high ceiling. 

As he walked to the receptionist, someone yelled “Stan come over here now and send these forms!”. He ran towards the voice while papers emerged in his grip. He got to an old dial landline phone and a voice screamed in his ear “Answer me now! I’m a mad client!” He let go of the forms and picked up the phone, just to hear a busy sound bip.

Hot men and women walked in front of him, smelling good, looking good, and touching each other in a non-appropriate way. He wanted to take part in that, but his feet were stuck on the cold tiles. He couldn’t move, he felt that he wanted to take part, but couldn’t. The lobby became a nightclub, and the men and women started taking off their clothes and having sex in front of him. He tried to move his feet again, but as he looked down, he saw he was naked as they were. Just in front of him people were having sex, but as he looked down again, his dick was soft and small, not paying attention to what was happening.

Waves of emotions had started to hit him. He began tearing up. His eyes were so wet he couldn’t see anything anymore. Once he succeeded in drying them up, he was in a middle of a field, looking up to the night sky. Stars and planets surrounded him from up above, it reminded him of something he saw in the past. Strange sounds echoed into the night, a lullaby maybe, with a voice talking.

“It’s okay to cry.” the voice said.

A figure appeared from the distance, it looked like a giant teddy bear, with a loving and warm facial expression. 

“Are you Stan?” the teddy bear asked.

“I am, yes” Stan sniffled.

“Why are you naked?” the bear looked down at Stan’s soft penis.

“I don’t know” he answered with a worried tone.

“All these horrible people with their horrible demands. I can take that away from you. Would you like that Stan?” the bear asked and spread his arms for a hug.

“Yes Teddy” Stan answered and went in for a hug.

In his dream, Stan opened his eyes to find out he was in a playpen, inside a huge nursery. The smell of baby powder was in the air. He was wearing a thick diaper, a full PJ, and a dangling pacifier clipped on him. Uncle Gregory came by the playpen and kneeled.

“How is my good boy today? Having fun watching his shows?” he raffled Stan’s hair.

A big screen TV was playing some kind of babyish show, which seemed to calm Stan down. Uncle Gregory grabbed the pacifier and stuck it into Stan’s mouth.

“You need it. Now, here’s your best friend Teddy. Put your little head down and take a nap.” he presented a stuffed teddy bear that looked like the same one from before. Stan took the bear into his chest and laid down. He felt so content, so warm, so safe. His uncle was watching over him, his best friend was in his arms, not a single worry. A warm feeling started in his diaper, he peed, but he didn’t care, it felt great. Looking at his fuzzy friend, he rolled over to his stomach, holding his friend with one arm, he felt the need to hump his wet diaper.

Gregory was standing there for twenty minutes. He loved to watch the first hyno night process. Especially the part when the boys start to hump their already-wet diapers. Stan’s diaper came up and down, softly, slowly, in a rhythm. In the dark, Stan made soft cooing and whining sounds while he was humping a bit faster than before. With a final whine, the boy lowered his diaper to the mattress and stopped moving.

He broke Stan, he is now the little boy he needed to be, it is done.

[cutielights]

may I request some headcanons for the rise! turtles w/ a reader who loves rats? (like bruno madrigal) they’ve usually got at least one or two on their shoulders, their hoodie/jacket pockets, etc. (their pet ones ofc)

please, and thank you

I need to feed my followers as I finish the fluff alphabet <3 (just gotta write Donnie’s segment!)

What a lovely request anon!

Tw: None

Rise! Boys x Rat owner S/O

Leo

Asks if they’re yours or if they just like you

Enamoured by them, likes seeing them nest in your hair

That’s his lock screen btw, the rats in your hair

Gives them tiny skateboards

Pushes them around on said tiny skateboards

Takes the rats with no warning

Puts them on his head

Gives them lil chew things, in an attempt at preventing holes in everyone’s clothes

An attempt

Gives them small sunglasses, so they can be as “cool as him”

Raph

Your rats don’t like him at first

Have you seen how animals react to this guy?Definitely need some trust exercises

Rat peed on him once

He claims it’s because they don’t like him

And- hey! You never know but probably not

With some treats they eventually come around

Likes holding them, they look so tiny in his hands!

Watches them sleep, just, look at them they’re so cute

Let’s them nap in between his stuffies, just because it’s adorable

Loves their little tails, the way they curl around things? Amazing

Donnie

Could really use a Lab rat or two, but respects that you love them and will not let him

Took a while for him to get used to them

But the rats?

They love him

Maybe it’s the smell

I mean, you guys are a package deal so he doesn’t have a choice, would never pull a ‘it’s me or them’

He does like that they’re warm however, jealous

Of what you may ask? That you get many tiny personal heaters at all times and he does not

But- then again he could just… make some, but I digress

Eventually comes to love them, giving them treats and a place to nap if you aren’t available for whatever reason

Mikey

Loves the little babies from the get go

Makes them food, likes feeding them things

Asks to give any potential babies names

Definitely has a page or two in his sketchbook with them as the muse’s

Watches them take naps in your pockets

LOVES it when they scurry up his arms

It’s so ticklish! And he’s not wearing a shirt so it’s amplified

Watches their shenanigans

Films them too, just as a keepsake

Dies of cuteness when spotting them sleeping

Game: do I like rats? The answer may surprise you! It won’t

[moonlightchild77]

A tickle story of Ginny’s brothers tickling her by surprise as a silly prank and they want her to confess her feelings for Draco and tease her about it so they tickle Ginny until she confesses the truth about what they both do together in their private time

“Ginny was on the couch doing her homework and texting her boyfriend Draco then when she was done she fell asleep on the sofa to take a nap she was getting tired for the night. “Come on let’s get her you guys” Ron whispered as they quietly walked down the stairs and towards Ginny, “Boo!” Bill yelled scaring Ginny awake as she took her book slapping him across the face unintentionally thinking she was woken by a bad dream, “Hey! What’s wrong with you?!” Ginny yelled pushing him away. George and Bill then carried their sister upstairs, “Hey! Put me down! I demand you this instant! What are you doing?!” Ginny asked giggling.”

“Once they were all finally upstairs they threw Ginny on the bed as all boys started violently tickling her chest, “No! Stop it! I demand you!” Ginny yelled giggling hard. George was holding Ginny down as she was laid face down on her bed as Bill and Ron started tickling her feet, “No no no stop it!” Ginny said laughing. Bill then mercilessly tickled Ginny’s chest, “Who were you texting, your boyfriend Draco?” Bill asked tauntingly, “Shut up!” Ginny told her brother giggling as he continued tickling her. “Yeah I bet she was mate” Ron said, “I think so too Bill” George added, “No I wasn’t!” Ginny said laughing while her brothers continued tickle torturing their sister.”

“She’s lying Bill get her feet! Ron said laughing then his brother squeezed Ginny’s feet, “What were you and Draco talking about sis?” None of your business Bill!” Ginny yelled laughing hysterically as she was getting tickled, “It SHOULD be my business, nothing wrong with being curious darling, “I bet you told him you love him so much and that you want to kiss and maybe go on a date” Bill said teasing his sister, “Shut up Bill!” Ginny said laughing, “Yeah I bet she wants to kiss him right now” George said making kissing noises, “Stop it! Shut up both of you!” Ginny said giggling then they started to tickle her feet again.”

“Stop you guys!” Ginny yelled giggling really hard, “Tell us about your boyfriend!” George said him and Bill tickling her stomach, “No! Never!” Ginny yelled laughing, “Well then I guess we can’t let you go and we’ll have to continue tickling you” George said, “That’s right mate let’s tickle Ginny till she tells us all her romantic secrets and cute moments that she and Draco share together” Ron added “Yes and I bet they sneak out after classes to make out together in the bathroom” George said laughing, “Shut Up!” Ginny yelled, then Bill lifted Ginny’s shirt up sticking his finger deep into her bellybutton, “Get her George!” He said then George blew a raspberry into her bellybutton while Ron was tickling Ginny’s feet at the same time, Ginny was a laughing mess. “You guys look! Ginny peed!” Bill said laughing, Ginny got up off the bed, “No! That’s water!” She lied slapping his face, “Yeah sure” he told her, “I hate you” she said jokingly. “I’m changing my pants” Ginny told her brothers, “Yeah make sure you look extra pretty tonight for your boyfriend tonight sis” Ron joked, “Ginny turned around throwing a t shirt at his face, “Shut up! You guys are just jealous I have a wonderful handsome boyfriend! Now get out of my room!” Ginny said then her brothers left so she could change.”

The End

Hope you enjoyed reading please like or reblog

-Alexandra 🧡

[mattybstqrn]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 (𝐏𝐓.𝟑) - 𝐂.𝐖

Female Reader x Cole Walter

~Flashback. Four months ago~

Today was the day that you and Cole found out the gender of your baby, Katherine wanted you guys to have a gender reveal, but you decided against it because none of your family would be there and you didn't want any of your friends (Grace and Skylar, obviously) to go because if they came, then they'd know and you didn't want them or anyone else to know.

So, you and Cole drove to the hospital, when you guys arrived you sat in the waiting room until the called your last name, leading you down the hall to the room where she started the ultrasound, they looked at the screen seeing their beautiful baby.

You stared at the screen in awe, once again, it was habit, staring at the pictures, you were just still so shocked at the fact that you were even pregnant as was Cole. He looked down at you smiling, he was mesmerized. 

"Would you like to know the gender?" the doctor looked at the two waiting for the answer, "Yes please," you excitedly nodded, "It's... a girl!" she smiled, your heart dropped, you and Cole were having a baby girl, the gender didn't matter to you but now that you knew, you were excited to be the mother a baby girl.

Cole tightly held your hand smiling at the screen and kissing your forehead. 

And that was the day they found out that they were having a baby girl.

Cole had kept his promise, he had been helping you throughout everything, holding your hair back as you threw up, made you food (especially your weird cravings), gave you foot and back massages (your personal favorite) and forehead kisses. He was like the perfect boyfriend, it was as if you were living a fairytale life, you just didn't have a big castle, a tiara, and big pretty dress, but you didn't care for any of that stuff, you didn't need any of that stuff you were happy with family you had with Cole.

The Walter's, Katherine especially had been there for you whenever you needed her, she'd call off of work just because you needed something, which you appreciated, but you felt as if it wasn't necessary, the only time you ever really needed her was when your water broke while Cole was at school.

You see you weren't at school anymore because after a few months of being in school, you decided it would be better to pull out of school and do online, you didn't want to go to school while pregnant and get made fun of, so you sat home and did school, you didn't go out much either, not wanting to see people from school and them question you about what happened. The only ones who knew were the Walter's and their kids and your aunt.

~Flashback of a few days ago~

You came upstairs from the basement craving some Nutella and as you grabbed a spoon you felt water running down your leg, looking down at yourself confused, you thought that maybe you had peed yourself, that happens to some people when there pregnant but then you realized that wasn't the case. 

You immediately called Katherine, who rushed back to the house. You then called Cole; you knew he probably wouldn't answer since he was in school, but you prayed that he did. When it stopped ringing you heard his voice, "Y/n, hello?"

"Cole. Cole! oh my god, Cole," your breathing was uneven as he spoke, "Are you okay? What happened? What's wrong?" he worriedly asked in a whisper, "My water broke," you breathed out, you heard Cole speak but it wasn't to you and then it was, "We'll be there as soon as possible." he promised, you started grabbing everything you needed and called George as instructed, he was outside with the horses and when you called him he immediately grabbed everything you guys needed and started driving you to the hospital, he tried to calm you down, you were panicking, you needed Cole to be there to calm you down but he was at school and you prayed that he'd hurry.

COLE'S POV

"I have to go, all of us do," he looked back at Danny who looked at him confused, Cole jerked his head to the front of the class as he spoke to his teacher telling her that he needed to get home, Danny followed after the boy as he ran out of the classroom, "Text Alex, Isaac, Nathan, and Lee, we need to go. Now."

Danny was confused but he could tell Cole was panicking and did as told and texted the four telling them that Cole was freaking out and that they needed to go, Cole started the car waiting for the four, "If they're not here in ten seconds, I'm leaving," Cole told his brother as his thumbs nervously tapped the wheel, "They're here," 

The four hopped into the car and Cole immediately started reversing and speedily drove, "Can you slow the fuck down?" Isaac questioned, Cole was driving like a maniac, and they were all holding on to something of out fear, Cole ignored the boys and continued to drive like an idiot, "Okay, can you tell us what the hell is going on?" Isaac asked, Lee nodded in agreement as did Danny, Alex and Nathan, "Y/n's water broke," 

The boys swarmed him with questions asking she was okay, "I! I-I don't know," his voice was loud and then it was barely above a whisper, the boys were shocked by his sudden outburst, but they understood where he was coming from since he was panicking.

Y/N'S POV

You had reached the hospital and was immediately taken into a room; everything was going by so fast that you barely knew what was going on but that all stopped Cole arrived with all of the Walter's excluding the younger kids. You didn't remember anything other than him telling you that he loves you before the big push.

You fell asleep soon after (about 15 seconds after), you were so exhausted from the push that you fell asleep leaving Cole with the baby. But you were soon woken needing to feed her. "Do you have a name?" Katherine asked the two as you and Cole, you looked down at your daughter and then Cole who spoke, "Lakelyn May Walter," 

(this name was requested)

It was a different name something Cole had suggested and at first you didn't like it but then you slowly grew fonder and fonder of it and decided to use it, "That's beautiful," she smiled as George placed a hand on her shoulder.

"You can hold if you want?" Katherine's face light making grabby hands as I handed her my baby. Watching as my mother-in-law held her.

A few hours later the Walter's excluding Cole had left, you needed to rest, and you couldn't sleep with everyone there and wanting to hold Lakelyn, everyone had gotten the chance to hold her, and you and Cole had sighed the birth certificate.

Before you drifted off to sleep with Cole right beside you, tightly wrapping his arms around your waist he spoke, "I love you and this baby so much and I promised you that I'd be there for you and Lakelyn, and I plan to be there forever, if you'll let me?" you looked at him confused, "What are you saying?" your tone was tired and you were out of it, "Will you marry me?" you thought you were dreaming but when asked again thinking you hadn't heard him the first time, you looked up him shocked, but you would be a fool to say no.

You sat there pretending to think about it for a minute, you looked down at Lakelyn and then thought about the Walter's and how you felt like you were already apart of the family, and then you turned to Cole, pulling him into a kiss, he kissed back and you responded, "Well, I do like the sound Y/n Walter, so I guess," you playfully shrugged, he laughed at you and pulled you back into the kiss, "I like the sound of that too."

[yn-bishop]

Hi I saw you do Nadine Franklin requests! So happy absolutely love Nadine and people should definitely write about her more!

Could you do Nadine x Female reader who is Darians best friend but is the total opposite of him( very quiet etc) and maybe Nadine always had a crush on her and maybe when Nadine and Krista have the party Nadine and reader end up getting together and when they both wake up the next morning Nadine wakes up to find reader gone and she gets sad because she thought she scared her away but Reader is downstairs making breakfast for her and R is more flirty towards her now and she is like “ Well I had to get up early and make breakfast for my girl” and Nadine is a flustered mess ( maybe a bonus if Darian finds out and is like wow did not see that coming while Krista is like are you kidding I had to up with Nadine going on about her for years she didn’t actually pussy out!

Thank you for taking the time to read this request! :) it’s okay if you can’t do it!

Of course I can! I hope you enjoy it!

Party Gone Right

Nadine Franklin x Fem!Reader

“What are you doing?! I called dibs! And you said you weren’t going to drink until after soccer! You failed, failure!” Nadine yells at her brother, words slurred.

“I’m not drinking, this is orange juice, genius. And I’m not kicking my friends out because of some deal that I didn’t even agree too. How drunk is she?” Darian looks at his sisters best friend.

“I have had one drink, now get your friends out of the pool” Krista shakes her head at her friends words and holds up two fingers.

“No-“ Darian is interrupted when the sliding door is opened and closed, shortly followed by a girls voice.

“Darian, are you okay? What’s taking so long?” A soft voice fills the room causing the three of them to look at her.

“Yeah, I’m fine. Nadine’s just being an idiot” Nadine scoffs at her brothers words.

“I am not being an idiot. You’re being an idiot, you idiot. I called dibs 3 hours ago and you can’t just show up here unannounced with a bunch of random people” Nadine slurs out before realising who stands before her. Her eyes drift down to the shorter girls arms, then to her legs before finally wandering back up to her face, stopping again at her wet bikini.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I can leave if you want?” Y/n asks with an apologetic look.

“No, not you. I mean, you can stay but only you. The dicks out there need to leave” Nadine is quick to correct the girl before Darian flicks her head before walking back outside

“Sorry” Y/n mumbles quietly before walking outside, following her best friend.

“Why don’t you just tell her how you feel? You’re starting to piss me off with all this ‘oh my god, Y/n’s so beautiful’ and ‘oh my god, Y/n’s so nice, how is she even friends with an ass like Darian?’ It’s getting annoying” Krista tells her best friend with an annoyed glare. Nadine glares at her friend before running to the bathroom and chucking up her guts.

Nadine wakes up on the toilet only to see Krista asleep in Darian’s bed before she hears a noise coming from downstairs.

“Y/n? What are you doing?” She asks when she sees the girl scrubbing the carpet.

“I’m sorry, did I wake you?” Y/n asks the taller girl as Nadine shakes her head and sits next to her.

“No, why aren’t you sleeping?”

“Well, someone let Baxter in and he kinda, uh, you know, peed on the floor and Darian was already sleeping so, I figured I would clean it” Y/n responded as she continues scrubbing. Nadine stands up and starts throwing the beer cans in the bin before walking back over to the girl.

“I’m sorry about the party, Darian didn’t tell me about any of it. He just told me to come over so I thought we were just gonna hang out”

“It’s okay. It’s not your fault” it’s only then that Y/n notices how close their faces are and she quickly leans in and presses their lips together in a soft kiss before pulling away just as fast.

“Nadine, I’m so sorry! I swear, I didn’t mean to do tha-“ she’s cut off by Nadine’s lips against hers once again.

“I’ve been waiting for this for so long. You have no idea” Nadine mumbles against the other girls lips.

“I’ve been waiting just as long. Trust me”

Y/n wakes the next morning to the feeling of someone’s arm around her before she remembers the night before a huge smile appearing on her face. She gets out of the bed and puts one of Nadine’s shirts on, the shirt coming down to her knees then she leaves the room after pressing a kiss to the sleeping girls cheek.

Nadine wakes ten minutes later and realises the other half of her bed is empty. A frown appears on her face, realising that this was just a one time thing and she pulls her clothes back on. Nadine walks downstairs and her eyes widen in shock.

“You’re still here?” Nadine asks with a hopeful tone as she looks at the shorter girl.

“Of course I am. I had to make my girlfriend breakfast didn’t I?” Y/n walks over to the girl and wraps her arms around her neck, pressing her lips against hers in a soft and passionate kiss.

“Uh, what’s happening?” Darian asks as he and Krista walk into the kitchen.

“Wow Nadine. You finally grew up and asked her out. I can’t believe it” Krista smirks at the two as Y/n hides her face in Nadine’s shoulder and Nadine glares at the two of them.

[omoghouls]

Emmrich having a chamber pot under his bed, but being shy to use it in the night when Rook/Zev is staying over. It’s so loud! They’ll wake up and hear everything! So he has to decide if he wants to make the long, cold trek to the Lighthouse washroom, or try to go back to sleep and wait for morning (the risky option.)

AAA A A A A- omg 👉👈

It's their first night sharing a bed (lets pretend Emmrich's room has a second area that actually has a bed and not just that,,,,slab of rock he uses to revive bodies xD) they equally have those first night jitters (nervous giggles as they figure out who going to be the blanket hog [Zev] and tell stories of the wildest places they've had to sleep).

Emmrich, unfortunately, chose to calm those jitters with an extra cup of his evening tea. Something that helped in the beginning. But, once snuggled in with his love, a few hours of sleep later, Emmrich is so rudely woken up with a rather (read: incredibly) urgent pang of his bladder-

He turns his head to check if Zev is still asleep, and when he sees that he's out like a light, Emmrich finds himself in a dilemma- He has his chamber pot mere inches away but, as does he have his lover an equal amount of distance away too :^0 What if the elf wakes up? What if Emmrich's usage causes Zev to wake up?? That'd be terribly rude!

Emmrich lays in bed, curling in on himself as he tries to rationalize his next move (hand definitely pressed firmly between his thighs the whole time). Does he bite the bullet and face the cold trek to the shared washroom (potentially waking Zev up, the potential that someone will already be in there) or hold it until day break (huge potential of wetting, soiling the bed but also getting Zev wet too-)

To be incredibly self-indulgent,,,what if while Emmrich is weighing out his options (muscles tensing as his bladder screams to go) he feels the elven man stirring.

"Darling, did I disturb your sleep?" Emmrich asks as he feels the shift in the mattress.

The elf rubs at his eyes, "No, no, don't worry, you didn't," Zev says, stifling a yawn, "I just gotta peeeee," he said, his tone a slight whine.

Maybe the God's do smile down on you in your desperate times.

Emmrich's eyes flick down to the side of the bed, "I may have a solution to that predicament that doesn't require that long trek. If you are comfortable with this," Emmrich said as he nudges the chamber pot from it's spot.

Zev's chin rests on Emmrich's shoulder as he sleepily blinks, looking at the chamber pot with a slow nod.

"Can we go together?"

It was rather obvious that the elf was not completely awake. Something that Emmrich was glad for, as that meant this would be but a fuzzy dream for the elf- rather than reality.

So now there Emmrich stood, a heated flush over his face and body as he lifted his nightgown with one hand while the other hand kept the squatted elf balanced (which Emmrich can't help but chuckle at the elf who was constantly nodding off while he peed,only to slightly wake when he feels Emmrich hand squeezing his).

Their streams combine with one trickling, echoing hiss in the porcelain bowl below the two men. It's not too long before both men are finished, and Emmrich carefully pushes the now filled chamber pot to the side before crawling back into the bed with Zev.

Zev wiggles closer to Emmrich, pressing his face into Emmrich side with a content sigh.

"Thank you, Emm."

Emmrich smiles softly, bowing his head enough to plant a kiss on Zev's head.

"It's me who should be thanking you, darling," Emmrich quietly says.

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Yo...

Do you remember when i asked for the "Jeff the killer x pregnant!Reader?"

It's been a few months from that so…i guess the baby must be born , don't ya' think?

-⭐

BARKING AND ROLLING AROUND ON YHE FLOOR I LOV3 WRITNG FOR DOMESTIC SITUATIONS!!! Also fun fact, i was scared to write this because i didn't want it to leave my inbox :(

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Thank you so much for requesting!!

Jeff's child being born

During the early months of your pregnancy, Jeff was very nervous

At the beginning, he was desperately trying to convince you to get rid of the kid, because he haaates kids and hates the idea of being a dad

He is also very insecure about his abilities to be a dad, but with some long talks about what you both really wanted, you eventually both came to the conclusion that a child is something you both want in actuality

After he gets after that first big hurdle of "oh no what if I suck at being a dad :(" he get's really excited to become a father!!

He is almost always in the room you two bought from slender in the manor, either painting the walls or fixing up some things here and there

He is always protective of you, but he gets especially protective of you once you become pregnant

That's his partner AND his child in there, don't touch them >:(((

As the baby's due date gets closer and closer, he gets more and more antsy, constantly asking if you think you're in labor yet

"No, Jeff, if I were in labor right now I would not be idly waiting on the couch for you to realize"

When you actually do go into labor though, he is anything but prepared

It is in the middle of the night, both of you asleep in your shared bed when you awake to a sharp pain in your lower abdomen

You shoot up, hands going to your stomach when you realize that your sheets are wet

Your first thought is that maybe you had peed the bed by accident, being pregnant means you lose control of some of your bodily functions

But then the pain happens again, and that is when you realize that you are in labor

You shake Jeff, who grumbles when you tell him and tells you to go back to sleep, and that you'll deal with it in the morning

"No, jeff listen. I. Am. In. Labor. Our baby is coming" You exclaim anxiously

He is quiet for a moment before springing up and cursing up a storm, quickly coming to help you up and looking for your hospital bags

While he gathers the bags, you get Liu to help you down the steps of the manor and into Jeff's truck

Liu at least, is stable enough to help calm you down while Jeff also panics, telling you that everything will be ok, and raving about how excited to be an uncle he is

Once you arrive at the hospital, it is a very chaotic process of getting you checked in, getting you set up in the delivery room, Jeff almost fist fighting a nurse because they wouldn't let him into the delivery room, and finally pushing

The whole time, Jeff is right by your side, letting you grasp onto his hand so hard you almost break it, and watching in an uncanny silence

Well, uncanny for him anyways, because this man never shuts up

The baby finally arrives, and you don't even notice

You are too busy trying to catch your breath, and relishing in the newfound comfort not being in pain is

And then you hear the small cries from beneath you, and when you look, your baby is resting on your lap while the nurses help wipe them off a bit

Soon, the baby is placed onto your chest, and the staff leaves to give you and Jeff a moment alone with your baby

The first thing you notice about them is that they have a lot of hair, and it's all black just like Jeff's

That makes you smile, pointing it out to Jeff who in turn, points out that they got your nose

While you hold the baby, Jeff is mostly paying attention to you, kissing you all over and whispering how badass you are

He makes sure you have enough pillows, blankets and water, asking what you want to eat and placing your order

When it's finally his turn to hold the baby, he totally melts, tears are streaming down his face (which he denies ever happening), and he is telling them how perfect they are

After that first moment, they are practically inseparable

Jeff refuses to ever put the baby down unless they need their diaper changed or they need to be fed, always cuddling them and telling them how much he loves them

And the baby has picked up on this too, because any time Jeff does try to put them down, they will whine and cry until he picks them up again

You have many many pictures of them sleeping together, playing together, Jeff just being a clingy dad in general, etc

SPEAKING OF PICTURES

Jeff is kind of a big deal in the underworld

This is Jeff THE killer we're talking about

This being said, his devoted fanbase and paparazzi outlets likely caught onto your relationship, if he didn't just outright say something (he loves showing you off)

So there's probably at the very LEAST rumors of a pregnancy happening

So when you two first emerge from the hospital, carrier in hand, there is a massive explosion on social media, with pictures of you walking to his truck going viral

Many people will send you congratulations, some will speculate the babies name, etc

And this isn't helped by the fact that Jeff loves to show the baby off on social media too

He loves them, therefore everyone has to see them and love them too

So many forehead pictures....

"Guys shut up my pet sperm has something to say"