#maybe that's his kink too

[shotmrmiller]

missed out on my chance to make a ghoap kinktober fic where reader cockwarms soap and ghost rubs your pussy til you're crying and overstimulated and might die if he doesn't stop but will also die if he does because you're hurtling at light speed toward another peak again and the only way soap can come is with the pulsing of your walls squeezing him viciously tight, exactly like how ghost's hand does around his cock when he's high strung and unable to think clearly while on an op.

[avakitsune]

HI!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THESE WITH YALL! @for-a-good-time did some edits of a couple of my photos 🥲 and somehow despite the horrific lighting in my house, managed to edit these in a way that ACTUALLY shows how my makeup looks in person, color and all and I'm 💖😩 thank you because im obsessed with how you made my little clown face look

[nenehyuuchiha]

I don't know about you guys, but I think this is very kink

[nai-z4ro-0ne]

Mmm... Recently turned non-human character (I'm thinking like a ghost, a puppet, A ROBOT 👀) that is just convinced they don't need to eat anymore since their body is no longer human. It just makes sense. From time to time, they can still hear their belly rumbling, they daydream of food, but it's surely just a trick of their mind. They must be imagining it, they probably just miss food and are experiencing some kind of placebo effect because of that. So they keep going without having a bite. Eating is a human thing, and they're not human anymore.

It's only when another character (Someone of the same species, an expert their species, or simply a person that has heard the constant pleading of their neglected tummy) points out that they do need to eat that they realice it wasn't their imagination after all.

(This is B.oothill to me btw. Non canon compliant but in my heart the other person is A.rgenti)

[plistommy]

When people call Steve ’Daddy’ I look behind Steve’s shoulder because who are they referring to? Because it sure as hell isn’t big puppy doe eyed gorgeous face sweet golden retriever boy called Steve Harrington!

[sadisticyouko]

omg I know I don’t need any more wips but I just thought of stepcest with yandere kurama PLEEEAASE I would get canceled SO fast but it’d be so dirty and wrong and I just love it 😭😭💕

[ghostwaffleheimer]

What if Law had a goofy little heart shaped mark that he hated but Sanji was obsessed with it

[peoneys]

And for you lil uzi, Fen’Harel

[amplexadversary]

See, I was thinking he could just tap into your bloodstream. If he's hanging out in Rain's pocket we already know where he's getting the cells to convert from, and, well, why overcomplicate the system that's already there?

I may have just answered my own question by realizing that Rain would probably be turbo-weirded out by the more straightforward proposal.

[transingthoseformers]

Again returning to the idea of Whirl's empurata having removed his sexual array and during sex he's relying on either plug n play or grind n pray

[askbloatedbellyblog]

Genuinely curious, why is boothill in S rank? Since hes a cyborg i didnt think he would be able to burp and all

This is all conjecture as I've only seen the animations for him. I'm biased maybe a little because I've run into the same problem with Genos and even he eats a lot too.

But this is because of combination of a couple of his animations, which is he actually eats/swallows his bullets and as it shows in his his ult, he has enough control either bringing it back up or burping the bullet back up that he uses it. That's some masterful control over his digestive system, whatever it is. Plus he's a cyborg instead of full android.

The thing I laugh at is first, he won't like stand up straight even though he gets the very nice looking hip swing (it just has to be murder on his spine) and second, if he wasn't a cyborg, his outfit would be slutty/manwhorish/whatever you want to call it because his shirt is essentially a crop top to show off the bottom of his pecs, abs, and hips the whole time. The only difference is the metal skin then blends in with the rest of his outfit.

Plus we're dealing with places that has dreams, space trains, magic, and other scientific advances. There's no reason why a cyborg couldn't burp. He might fall down in rankings once actually get to know him, but there's at least solid evidence that he burps OFTEN, he likes to show off, and likes explosions and even be sexy on purpose (I see those hips and then his kicks). Right now, the evidence is stacked in his favor for him being a big burper. Not sure on eating, though I often think they go hand in hand.

[facetsofthecloset]

i'm sure it's been said but i feel like both Raxtus and Ronodin can be argued as "the only gay kid in the family and consequently shunned/rejected" and it's like. so weird bc Mull is so Mormon he'd probably rather eat his shorts than even acknowledge the possible existence of gays but

i mean. Raxtus literally has a fairy form. he's a fairy dragon.

Ronodin was just emo lol

and they both get so thoroughly rejected and sidelined by their families their whole lives and it turns Raxtus into an awkward but basically decent guy who runs back to the approval of his family once he's performed masculinity/violence enough to be accepted, only to then realize that he's basically just being used and still not fully trusted/accepted and having to betray them to save his real friends

(who sadly are probably actually homophobic but that's ok bc they're not dragon-phobic so that works out for him)

while Ronodin's like "fuck it. chaos and murder then!" and can you really blame him? he spent his entire life trying to conform to the "right" (in this case, Light) way of life, started spending time with the outgroup and learned to question things, then was told he was "too corrupt" to remain in his home

like. the symbolism is right there.

it's so funny, because sure Raxtus isn't a bad guy, but Ronodin definitely is and he pretty much gets sent to a type of hell at the end of Dragonwatch

and while Raxtus gets kind of a happy ending, like, him becoming an effective killer in a war and being accepted by his dad for being Good At Murder in the first Fablehaven series is presented as a happy ending. if Celebrant didn't wind up being the main villain for Dragonwatch, that probably would've been the end of it! gay kid learns how to soldier and is finally accepted by his homophobic family bc he's finally aggressive enough for them to love him

(i mean i have MANY issues with Celebrant being the main villain later and the reasons he's framed as bad but like. that's a separate rant lol)

the queer reading is right there. but also it's very bad and you can tell completely unintentional. or at the very least highly repressed. idk man i don't look into Mull as a personal individual bc i doubt i'll like what i see and i don't care that much but Dragonwatch was SO MUCH MORE MORMON than Fablehaven already was and it's so weird, seeing the fingerprints of it all over.

i feel like he either has a new editor or he's been doing this for long enough and sold enough books that he has the clout to veto changes made by editors or SOMETHING, bc i feel like? he's gotten worse?? and more unfiltered?? that or something happened and he's like. even more religious than before or something idk

like fablehaven was just kinda generic/bland fantasy with some fun ideas for magic items/powers/one sentence character premises, with just a hint of sus Mormon ideology, and then Dragonwatch just went. Full Mormon.

but then there's somehow even more weirdly queer shit. like. he's repressing so hard he's approaching queer from the other side??

idk man i wish this deeply mediocre man's writing wasn't a formative piece of middle school reading, leading to me still giving more of a shit than i really should over questionable children's literature now

[tired-and-unjellied]

"it would be nice to have a dom"

*dom enters the room*

me:

[triglycercule]

the mtt are lucky they don't have digestive systems and bladders because then they dont have to go through the absolute EMBARRASSMENT that is trying to pee in a damn cup for the doctors and not being able to pee not once. not twice. but also dropping the goddamn cup into the toilet. they are so,,,,,, SO lucky

[whoblewboobear]

Yall finally got me with the j2jace brain worms. I want those twinks inside of each other. I want them both laying in bed fighting off the post nut clarity of the psychosexual implications of them sleeping together now. J2 wanting to talk about it and Jace shoving it deep down bc he JUST started to enjoy j2’s company instead of being jealous or offput by him.

Instead he just shuts j2 up by fucking him until he’s too far gone and the only word he can say is Jace. Real ego boost for the both of them too 💖

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.

Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.