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riewritten · 1 year ago

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this could be due to my calendar & perhaps a huge red flag on my end but sylvia plath... my mother in whoring... i...m afraid i agree...

#lowkey wanna write erwin like this #sorry #maybe my calendar #i HOPE it's just my calendar #otherwise i fear my taste in men would be my downfall :)#rie reads #sylvia plath

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prlssprfctn · 1 month ago

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I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.

No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?

Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?

Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-

Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?

Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?

Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-

Jason: (leaves)

Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?

Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.

Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?

Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.

Dick: WHAT-

Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.

Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?

Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?

Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.

Damian: ...

Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?

Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.

Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?

Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.

Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.

Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.

Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-

#Tim: Jason maybe it is time to get a Google Calendar idk #Tim: ...and write us UPDATES ON WHAT YOU ARE UP TO WDYM YOU ARE GETTING PHD #Jason: well it is not like it is my first one lol #Bruce: ??????#Jason: dang forgot to mention that #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #alfred pennyworth

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chelseabeecreates · 6 months ago

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Uhh this has been in my drafts for EIGHT YEARS

From the 2016 Coinelot Merthur Art Calendar, so if you were lucky enough to snag it way back then, you’ve already seen this! It was the art for August, so at least I’m posting in the right month? 😅

#bbc merlin #merthur #merlin fanart #bbc merlin art #merlin art #merlin bbc #merthur fanart #modern merthur #idk why I never posted this? maybe I was waiting for the calendar to be out before revealing the full art? and then I forgot to post #sounds likely #I still really like this tho #my style has evolved since then but it’s still cute!#modern au merthur my beloved #let them be sweet and happy in an old timey ice cream shop #and with the magic of art—I can!#my art

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pukner · 1 month ago

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ik this isn't scoops era steve but idc ⚓🍨

#steve harrington #my art #stranger things #steddie #well it's implied #idk maybe steve signs up as a model for a scoops ahoy pinuo calendar in another city #eddie has this framed

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coolnonsenseworld · 5 months ago

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Another day another sketch ✨ I always try to give Keith other colors than black and end up regretting

#klance #i forgot i promised myself to use colors and drew the sketch on poor paper which would make watercolor look too bad #so i went with markers and sweater through every color combination wtf is that #either wya i might be getting sick? but i have like 2 batches of calendars left to send 😭 one cross continental and one Europe #im also so excited... was super nervous to buy a new cable to my tablet and a hard drive to have more space but i cant wait till it gets her #e #maybe i will stop pestering u with pencil and paper

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icantalk710 · 28 days ago

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Two weeks later and it somehow did not occur to me to post the new haircut--i still get my powers restored right 🥺

#ore no kao #though with the week or two it's been maybe that was impacted 🤔#twas time and it also coincided with seeing current faves The Vaccines a third time (after their show with the Kooks last year) 🤩🤩🤩#my new black Pickup Full of Pink Carnations shirt (2nd pic) is nice 😌 (and hopefully wont get holes in it like the white one i got last yr)#want to post a vid or two too though i'm sure Tumblr still has a dumb one-vid-per-post limit 😒#but yeah hiiii #hope January went well lol #also hi newer people 👋🏽#lol between work and my fansubbing hobby and my work translating a game but also getting caught up in its code and learning asm even #(to mod it to enable more voices they didnt include for other non-main characters)#i've been easily distracted 😅#(also still loved the Vaccines' NYC show but i'm jelly of the Midwest shows where they played my fave SUNKISSED off the new album 😭#though the whole album is a banger and what they did play was a blast #also ran so late after stopping work around 3:30 to then finish laundry/ eat lunch/get the haircut/clean up/subway to the show #that i missed Thus Love opening and did kinda want to see them after listening to their stuff for the months since i bought my ticket 😩)#(also i have got to have a cute guy coming with me to shows with my fave bands 😩)#[also that Red Hot calendar though 😵 v good get lol]

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sabrevine · 3 months ago

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hypnotizes you. ooo you want to read the calendar by @some-dull-scissors sooo bad.

#cc's art #the calendar #is that a tag? do we have a tag for that yet?#logan howlett #morph #kevin sydney #x men 97 #marvel #marvel fanart #x men #sorry. you would think my first wolverine art on here would be sabrevine related #but no #maybe next time #morpherine #how did i almost forget that tag

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unpretty · 16 days ago

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I have noooothing useful to say on the hyper mobility issue, but I wanna say that your legs look hot AF (respectfully!!!!) and that cholesterol just do that sometimes--I lost weight and ate salad and ran half marathons and fucker went up anyways, #genetics fuck it.

lmao thank you!! :3

#original #maybe it's just genetic. but my garmin calendar looks worse than i thought so maybe i'm dumb as hell.

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pup-pee · 7 months ago

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im still not over that issue

NOT THAT I DREW THEM FROM THAT ISSUE BUT LIKE LIKE >???????????????

#do u see the shit shape? i tries AKJHFjkADgfkjahd #uhm also hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii #i have no idea how long its been #its been way 2 long it scared the shit out of me when i looked @ the uhhh calendar #2 all my friends im srry ;; but also im scared 2 respond on discord now so i need 2 like buckle up strap myslef in slap my face & AQaaaaaAA #i need 2 draw but i drew this reallllll quick 2 uh womr up #yj98 #yeah bc i said so #scary tags #ALSO NO1 SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TIM NOT BING HERE IDC #puppee art #i oculdve also drawn kon cassie & cissie bc i enjoy them SOOOOOOOOOOOOMUHC but #but like yk YK HOW IT IS W/MEEEEE #yk meeeee......maybA SKJFGjahsfga #i have no diea what im doingpls #i need 2 stop losing time & space & * fasfhmwa eveyrhting else whatevevr i need 2 get my mental undercheck #anwyays them :D #mayb l8r ill actually tag this bc i dont H8 it?#uhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah

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sacchiri · 11 months ago

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Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443'#but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. ....#i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out??#i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

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satsuha · 3 months ago

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2024! you can find my other art summaries here

#satsuhart #art summary #half of the art here is project related that i cant show the full pieces of hjfhjka #honestly i can't really tell if i want to keep doing long term projects like this #like i do... but at the same time i love having the time to draw whatever the hell i want #i will see tho. tbh i kinda want to do another calendar but maybe not in the same style as the one i just did #and not sure if it will be drgl again but maybe...?#there are characters that i didnt get to draw but at the same time i dont think i could bring myself to not include my faves #if i did another calendar

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plusultraetc · 4 months ago

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today I almost bought a whole entire calendar for Them

#erasermic #ngl i kind of wish i made the impulse purchase #but i’m not really a wall calendar person 😔 i’m a planner person #so it felt frivolous #but!! there were some solid choices in there #fatgum & spinner were a delightful surprise #who knows maybe if i can grab it on sale online i can try being a wall calendar person #it said it was a *16* month calendar which why #but also i want to know who is on my birth month lol #liza blather

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boobsneezevids · 2 months ago

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2025 sneezy pinup girl calendar is here! thanks to all who helped me out with it. if you'd like to download a full pdf you can find it for free on my (drumroll) .... patreon!

yes hello i have started a patreon! i'm posting some additional exclusive content there (but i'll still be posting here, of course) and i'm planning to move my more explicit stuff over there in the hopes of avoiding minors seeing it. so this is your warning if you want to download any of the more explicitly sexual videos, now is the time to do that!

right now, i only have the sneezy princess content and a couple of exclusive videos i never posted here on my patreon but i'm working on getting my whole back catalogue uploaded there soon.

if you want to join me over there, that's great. if not, literally no worries i'll still be posting here. i just have some ideas for content i'd be super uncomfortable posting without being as sure as i can that minors won't see it so this is my solution since youtube won't host my content.

happy new year everyone!

#calendar #i promise i'm not like #trying to be weird about this #and i WILL keep posting here #i'm also thinking of maybe adding more benefits like livestreams #or st #i'm not sure yet but i do want to make it worthwhile #i just rly don't like the idea of some of my stuff being so available to minors

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tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land · 1 year ago

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Heyooo! I spent the last year creating an incredibly self indulgent Ronadora Pinup calendar!

❤💜Pre0rder here!! ❤💜

I'm putting them up for preorder from today (12/06/23) to 12/16/23! Orders are to United States only, for now. This is my first time selling, so plz be kind ;w;

(And shoutout to @biscuitgeekery for the awesome product photos!)

#the vampire dies in no time #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuushi #ronadora #draluc #ronaldo tvdint #ronaldo kyuushi #tinydraws #anyways this is my calendar project that i was being vague about #Just a quick word: these absolutely will not be arriving in time for christmas #it may arrive in time for january 1 but i wouldn't hold my breath #'tiny why didn't you post this sooner?' i'm Not Smart and i started this project on a whim #i dwelled on the concept for like 3 whole months #and then started working on it january 2023 and basically did a month each month and then realized too late that post production is a thing #again this was a very self indulgent project #it was made for me #and then maybe the whole 2 people who would be even remotely interested in this f;oaiwnfewao

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linnaealyn · 8 months ago

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#Xenogears #Elehayym van Houten #Myyah Hawwa #Persona #Wave Existence #my art #PW ep1 #Quote used throughout the postcards and phone cards #and other material #maybe the calendar too? idk

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bread-is-my-life · 2 months ago

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CHRISTMAS PARTY!!! except someone gave Tengan the champagne and now everyone suffers (especially Chizome...)

Characters in the middle (Tengan) and on the right (Kyo) are from @stasama 's mha au called Revival of Heroics :]

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