#may their bitches be many

[callmeend]

I ain’t never seen this it’s on the wiki I hope they all get everything they dream of

Look at that smile he’s too happy he can’t contain it!!!!!!!

sghnhbnbhnbggbroggymylove I’m going to kiss him mwa mwa mwa slurpbhhmpphh

If I had a nickel for every time I loved a fictional character in a suit that for some reason has a small character that trusts them I’d have two nickels

Oh how I love my baby’s and my 30000000 boyfriends and wifes!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you tell I’m nervous.

[meimeikyu]

i have not seen a single person who is normal about the magnus archives either you are insane or you havent discovered it yet

[sergle]

this wasn't directed at me but these tags WERE from a rb off of mine, and this IS a real question!!

you're not the only person who instinctively goes Formal Email Mode when ordering commissions. (esp when they are. through email.) I do that too- and this is something people wonder about placing commissions!! how do I talk? the answer: you can talk pretty much however you want. I've gotten orders that are basically "hiiiii are you taking orders rn? i would love for u to draw my guy!!!! [photo] [photo] this is his outfit :3" the end. and I've had orders that are like 8 paragraphs long, typed like a college essay. when I reply, I basically just match whatever the tone is that I'm receiving! mostly the tone doesn't make it through, though, I'm just trying to glean the details for what the client wants.

[summoningspark]

so i may or may not have printed out the entirety of @anonymousalchemist's amazing fic like a bird, like a stone onto three Very Large pieces of paper.

you might be asking, why, fay? why did you print out an entire 53k fic for a video game you've never played? well you see, if you read it, you would understand.

[deanlighful]

idk why but i find it funny when people are like

“they where actually making gay jokes about those characters because of the time. So just so you know that ship isn’t valid or doesn’t count”

I watched most of these shows when they came out. I know these shows have jokes that are suppose to be at our expense. that’s been the way media was until recently.

However they’re fictional characters. If i as a gay person read that haha gay joke as repressed gay person i’m allowed to.

Also even with the gay jokes some of these characters have queer coding. it made not have been intentional at all but it’s how i as a queer person read that character.

It’s fiction. After the writer puts it out in the world i’m allowed to interpret a story through my own lens. I should take into account who wrote it and why but i’m still allowed to see it the way i do.

i don’t know why people feel the need to pull a gotcha about our ships. Most of us are well aware

[muirmarie]

Me: I joke about writing the same McCoy centric story over and over again in different ways

Me: and like. I love doing it and imma keep doing it because it makes me happy.

Me: but also. I do sometimes wonder if it's like. A little Much.

Me: like maybe I should branch out or something

Me: [reads another fundamental and extremely insulting misread of McCoy's character by someone who is clearly making a Choice to cast McCoy as the villain, because they have to get him out of the way of spirk, because they're too???? idk immature??? to realize that even when you're in a relationship with one person, other ppl can and SHOULD still be important to you]

Me: lmao I hope I AM too much actually!!!! I hope it is 100% obnoxious how much I love that doctor!!!!! Time to write more versions of the same story of McCoy being forced to realize that he is loved and cared for!!!!!!

Me: I KNOW MY NICHE AND IMMA DIE IN THAT NICHE, THANKS

[wonder-worker]

I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the end of her family name.

I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.

Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.

All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:

“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”

Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.

[demento-mori]

shut the fuck uppppppp

[oliversgarden]

TMAGP EP20 SPOILERS

“So just sign the damn contract while you still have a chance. You’ve got plenty of ink, and I’m sure even you can manage to write your own name.”

GWENNNNNnnnn damnnnnnnnn!!!

[alexjcrowley]

I am all against the "social" social media (that's why I almost esclusively used tumblr) but I think TikTok should have existed in 2009 to make very shirt aesthetic edit of Jenson Button at Brawn being sad during the entire second half of the season + montage of various people Luca di Montezemolo saying he's not world champion material/he doesn't have that one extra bit with the audio "There's really no way of winning/ If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde"

[lesbianjodie]

Ok folks here's a game:

The black organization is having a secret santa... what little gifts are our dear codenamed agents getting, and from whom?

Send me an ask and in some time (depends on like how many I'm getting at once) I will pick the best ones for each character and draw them with it!! Then a poll may be made for people to guess which agent made the gift 👀

[shinelikethunder]

brain gently vibrating about "you can't let [this job get to you], you can't bring it home with you like that" in Phantom Traveler, and why/how by s1 Dean has cultivated the persona and coping strategies that he has... and also about "you know, when you were a kid i'd come home from a hunt, and after what i'd seen, i'd be--wrecked. and you, you'd come up to me and put your hand on my shoulder, and you'd look me in the eye and you'd say, 'it's okay, dad.' and you shouldn't have had to say that to me. i should've been saying that to you."

[meadowsofmay]

gilmore called vax my bird and smiling boy

the raven queen called vax my champion and a fate touched

vecna called vax bitch's prince

[creatordisc]

high school staff love to pull the "you're a young adult you should be able to do (blah blah stupid shit)" but then treat you like you're a rabid dog who cant go to the bathroom for more than three minutes or be out in the hallway alone at all. or speak. or laugh. or wear a hoodie. or be in pain. or make a joke. or decide to put your head down for a day because you're tired. or any of that. you're a young adult when it benefits them and you're not when they can berate you for stupid shit

[constantvariations]

The most annoying problem of rwby is how it will say something like "the White Fang assassinates board members of the SDC" while never actually following up on it. We spend several seasons in Atlas and not once does this come up

Despite Weiss literally being the one projected to take over the company, she never interacts with the business and the danger attached to it. No board members popping in to talk to her or Jacques, no guards talking of upping security as a result of another attempted attack, no personal escorts for any of the Schnees whenever they go to the recital

The show says that Schnees and associates are under constant threat by the White Fang, a threat that should have escalated after the fall of Beacon, but nothing in the show's actions even suggest this. Jacques only complaint is about the embargo costing him money, Winter has washed her hands of the SDC entirely, Whitley's focus is being Weiss's annoying (affectionate) little brother, and Willow barely exists

Yet rabids will call you stupid and illiterate for asking the show to... show these things. Just because things are said or things like guards and spies are logical for situations like this doesn't mean that the story gets to slack off in implementing these elements

Shows are akin to a court case. You can't just point at someone and cry, "They're a murderer!" You have to establish a timeline, motive, and method, and provide physical evidence like the weapon used or footage of the person at the scene of the crime. No jury worth its salt would condemn a person on he-said, she-said

You want me to care that board members are being assassinated? Introduce me to them so I can either want them protected or pray for their death. You want me to believe that the Schnees are under constant threat? Have Willow be paranoid to the point of never going outside and never letting Weiss and Whitley go anywhere without a ton of security. You want me to worry about spies? Ilia would've been perfect here! Have her play the demure servant while we see her sneaking into Jacques's office to steal SDC documents

Not only is relying on distant dialogue and exposition a lazy way of establishing elements of the world, not only is it a surefire way for folks w bad memory/auditory processing issues (me) to miss out on important information, it's fucking BORING

[severalmoremutants]

Here we see Melinda May making what I firmly believe is a Star Wars reference, proof that she is just as much of a nerd as Coulson, only better at hiding it (even more fun now that she has her own Star Wars doppelgänger in the form of Fennec Shand)

This panel is from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Chase, a comic advertised to be a secret missing story that takes place after the season 1 episode with Donnie Gill and the ice machine, which sounds really cool until you realise it’s sponsored by Lexus and the whole thing is basically a shameless Lexus ad

No, really