#may the fifth

[tesb]

You underestimate the power of the dark side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.

[spookyhotmess]

[floridaboiler]

REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!!! Today is Revenge of the Fifth, and the day is also based on another Star Wars pun, being named for Star Wars: Episode III–Revenge of the Sith. Since 2012, it has celebrated the Sith Lords and other villains of Star Wars. Some celebrate the Sith Lords on May sixth, because they think that date is a better play on the word sith, as only one letter needs to be added. But, many believe the date of the fifth should be kept, as the holiday then takes place on the date immediately after Star Wars Day.

[causalityparadoxes]

Time is memory and memory is time | Tales of the TARDIS: Earthshock / The Legend of Ruby Sunday

[partfae]

y’all ever think about how during nirneath arnoediad morgoth purposefully delayed maedhros and then waited to unleash the monsters until he arrived in anfauglith, which meant that fingon spent the entire battle thinking maedhros abandoned him and maedhros got there just in time to see him die

[han-ban-bam]

✨⭐️ happy may the fourth / revenge of the fifth ⭐️✨

[evilminji]

(O_O ) I sit here. With a Realization.

There.... There might be... ONE(1!) Danny.

Like... Multiverserally. Because otherwise? He WOULD have met himself. Would have had a big ol "Into The Spiderverse: This Time It's All Spooky Boys (Girl, and Other Assorted Genders)!" Lair and? QUICKLY started running into Portals that lead to Not-His-Parents Fenton Labs.

But he doesn't.

He might? Literally be IT. The ONE in countless of countless impossible numbers, monkey smashing on keyboards until you get a story, Impossible Combination. Maybe the Fenton Luck really DID take them out in every other universe. Maybe Maddies family had some near misses of their own. Maybe BOTH.

There is Only One Daniel Fenton.

He Dies At Fourteen.

He defeats Pariah Dark.

He Becomes King Eternal of The Infinite.

It Was, It Is, It Always Has Been.

Why would you need to create more then one? Clutter up creation with dead end roads and possible successors? Let the Zone be punched full of holes? No, no, if you NEED to replace the old king with a NEW one... you really only NEED One(1) soul... don't you?

I've heard it discussed the Clockwork might be Father Time, father of the Endless. Father too Death herself. If we allowed this to be true? Then the Zone is HER domain. Yet? She does not rule it. Why is he HERE? Time still lives. Still flows. He is not Dead.

Thus the Observants.

You may play here, papa. But not interfere. This place is MINE. She created something with the very literal job of watching her father. He's NOT in charge here. She is.

But! She also hates it. Forever chained to one place between places? Never to see her siblings again? Nah. She can delegate.

A Holy King, if you will. Sit on her throne, listen to their problems, nod and smile, then do her busy work! She'll check in. It should not be hard. Right? Just don't do anything crazy.

It Shouldn't Be That Hard.

But Nooooooo. King after Queen after Monarch after Boss! She comes back and they are either insane or NOT who she left in charge! Everything on fire! The newly dead terrorized and not where they should be! Pariah tried to INVADE THE LIVING WORLD!!!

Did he think she'd LET HIM?

Death is miffed. You could even say... annoyed! Possibly so far as even AGITATED.

It's unsustainable, Father. But, what to do? And, well, "Have You Considered Making A Person?" If organic royalty isn't working, store boughts fine. Check the timeliness, sweetie. Death IS your Domain. You can... delay some.

And he's right. She CAN. She shouldn't, there are consequences, but she can. Others may die sooner then they ought too, in place they should not. It MESSES with things. But... yes... yes she CAN.

She... LOOKS.

Finds herself JUST the right soul. She adores it. It's PERFECT.

AND she barely has to nudge things around! Hardly any messes! She's honestly.. kind of excited. It's been so long, since she and her Father worked on anything together. Bonded like this. Will he watch over him? Make sure he sticks to the right path?

Of course Clockwork would.

Anything for his Children.

[gentlemanmotorslifestyle]

[d3liri0s-mistak3s]

Gosta de Xadrez, agente?

Xeque Mate Trailer

[itachicha]

Happy birthday Hayden ! 💫

[glassbelly]

i’ll probably digitize and color this at some point, but i had to get it on paper. i LOVE @squeakitties rubbermon and knew i needed to make my own, so here’s a currently-unnamed inteleon! (he/it)

it’s a part of a top-secret program that requires its agents to be rubbermon-ified, to make them vastly more effective in the field but also as a way of “shedding” their old identity to maintain absolute secrecy.

[spookyhotmess]

[gallifreyanhotfive]

[kissingarthurclaus]

And who says scientists aren't passionate! 😉💖 here's a little comic based off an ACTUAL moment I shared with my irl partner @cherry-bomb-ships last night 😂

Taglist♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @sunstar-of-the-north @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @adoredbyalatus @dearly-beeloved @squips-ship @sunflawyer @miutonium

[ineffablehusbandsshipper]

How the Gryffindor Quidditch Team Found Out About Perciver

All of the Gryffindor Quidditch team and Percy (who was roped into a game) are sitting around a table in the common room, sans Harry

Katie: Never have I ever kissed a guy

Angelina, Katie, Fred, and Oliver took shots.

Oliver gave Percy a Look™

Percy sighed and took a shot.

Angelina: WHEN, Percy?

Percy shrugs and refills his glass

Alicia: Never have I ever kissed a guy at this table

Katie and Oliver take shots.

Alicia: Katie? Really?

Katie: (changing subject) Percy?

Percy: Yeah?

Katie: Didn't you just refill your glass? It's empty.

Percy started blushing.

Percy: No... I didn't....

George: Never have I ever kissed Perce.

Oliver gave Percy another look, then downed another shot.

Angelina: Wow...

Fred reached into his pocket and handed ten galleons to a grinning George.

[boombox-fuckboy]

I've trapped myself in a loop.