#she has decided she is Momther now

[evilminji]

(O_O ) I sit here. With a Realization.

There.... There might be... ONE(1!) Danny.

Like... Multiverserally. Because otherwise? He WOULD have met himself. Would have had a big ol "Into The Spiderverse: This Time It's All Spooky Boys (Girl, and Other Assorted Genders)!" Lair and? QUICKLY started running into Portals that lead to Not-His-Parents Fenton Labs.

But he doesn't.

He might? Literally be IT. The ONE in countless of countless impossible numbers, monkey smashing on keyboards until you get a story, Impossible Combination. Maybe the Fenton Luck really DID take them out in every other universe. Maybe Maddies family had some near misses of their own. Maybe BOTH.

There is Only One Daniel Fenton.

He Dies At Fourteen.

He defeats Pariah Dark.

He Becomes King Eternal of The Infinite.

It Was, It Is, It Always Has Been.

Why would you need to create more then one? Clutter up creation with dead end roads and possible successors? Let the Zone be punched full of holes? No, no, if you NEED to replace the old king with a NEW one... you really only NEED One(1) soul... don't you?

I've heard it discussed the Clockwork might be Father Time, father of the Endless. Father too Death herself. If we allowed this to be true? Then the Zone is HER domain. Yet? She does not rule it. Why is he HERE? Time still lives. Still flows. He is not Dead.

Thus the Observants.

You may play here, papa. But not interfere. This place is MINE. She created something with the very literal job of watching her father. He's NOT in charge here. She is.

But! She also hates it. Forever chained to one place between places? Never to see her siblings again? Nah. She can delegate.

A Holy King, if you will. Sit on her throne, listen to their problems, nod and smile, then do her busy work! She'll check in. It should not be hard. Right? Just don't do anything crazy.

It Shouldn't Be That Hard.

But Nooooooo. King after Queen after Monarch after Boss! She comes back and they are either insane or NOT who she left in charge! Everything on fire! The newly dead terrorized and not where they should be! Pariah tried to INVADE THE LIVING WORLD!!!

Did he think she'd LET HIM?

Death is miffed. You could even say... annoyed! Possibly so far as even AGITATED.

It's unsustainable, Father. But, what to do? And, well, "Have You Considered Making A Person?" If organic royalty isn't working, store boughts fine. Check the timeliness, sweetie. Death IS your Domain. You can... delay some.

And he's right. She CAN. She shouldn't, there are consequences, but she can. Others may die sooner then they ought too, in place they should not. It MESSES with things. But... yes... yes she CAN.

She... LOOKS.

Finds herself JUST the right soul. She adores it. It's PERFECT.

AND she barely has to nudge things around! Hardly any messes! She's honestly.. kind of excited. It's been so long, since she and her Father worked on anything together. Bonded like this. Will he watch over him? Make sure he sticks to the right path?

Of course Clockwork would.

Anything for his Children.

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

Twice now I have tried to make a reblog reply about Walter and twice now Tumblr has eaten it. So let's try it this way @chaos-bringer-13

Allow me to take you back to the ✨QUARANTINE DAYS✨ and tell you the tale of a pumpkin that may or may not have housed a god

So back in good old 2020/21 we are in the thrall of the COVID-19 pandemic. My state in particular had super heavy quarantine restrictions, and as someone with lung issues, my mom and myself were not taking any chances. I haven't left my house in maybe 5 months. Nor have I seen any of my friends outside of video calls. Senior year of High School so far has sucked.

I'm talking to my friend, we'll call her Marie, and I mention off hand "Yeah I'm starting to feel a bit lonely." Now Marie has known me for a solid 8 years at this point. She knows my type of humor and attachment to what we would now and days call "skrungly" objects. She decides "hmm. I can fix this!"

Marie's mom (who was... certainly a human being) for some god forsaken reason decided to buy a white pumpkin and give it to Marie with the idea that she would harvest the seeds from it and plant them in the garden (why she did this instead of just buying pumpkin seeds I will never know). Instead of doing this, Marie takes this pumpkin and draws a realistic face on it that can only be described as similar to the handsome squidward meme. She drives to my house, sets the pumpkin on my doorstep with a note, and then FUCKING BOOKS IT.

I open the door to see this pumpkin with a note that reads "Hello Momther, I am Walter."

(Not the best photo but this is in fact Walter sitting in the dark in my front yard while Marie (not pictured) stands on my driveway holding a single candle and chanting).

Anyway immediately I take him inside completely smitten and unknowing as to what this pumpkin will create.

At this point of quarantine, we have gone back to classes but they are completely online. I decide that the best thing I could possibly do with Walter is set him on a stack of notebooks behind me so that when I turn my camera on he would be there... watching. Notably, one guy who never unmuted himself did so just long enough to ask "Void... what the fuck is that."

Needless to say I got endless entertainment from the reactions, but all good things have to come to an end. Unfortunately, I live in a desert and pumpkins simply don't survive. They typically would rot within a few days where I was living at the time, so my Mom told me to move it outside at least. I decide to put him by the front door. This front door has a little half wall that leads up to it. I put him on top of it facing the walkway so whenever a package is delivered the mailman would be faced with Walter and have to make eye contact before leaving the mail. I figure I'll probably get a couple more days out of him before he rots.

This is where it starts to get weird

Another week passes. Two. Unlike every single pumpkin I've ever had for Halloween, Walter shows no signs of rotting despite being exposed to the elements. The pumpkin is at this point about a month and a half old and still perfectly fine. Marie, our friends, and I all kind of laugh it off as a random one time thing and expect it to rot within another week.

IT. FUCKING. DOESN'T.

4 months into having Walter and he is still as good as new. Around this time the vaccines for covid started rolling out, so my friends and I get to see each other again. They are just as baffled as me about Walter. Of course, us being us, we have been referring to Walter like an actual person this whole time because that's just our humor. We give him little head pats and forehead rubs as we enter or leave my house and say hello/goodbye to him.

Also around this time, my mom and myself are beginning to prep for moving to another state. We have also started doing some in person classes again. I had been cleaning out my room one morning, and just so happened to leave a piece of sea glass in front of Walter as I left for school. I had a strangely good day. Managed to get an A on a test if I remember right. I come home, see the glass in front of the pumpkin, and start thinking. The next day I leave him something else. Another good luck day! I try this again and every single time I leave him an offering something good happens! I tell my friends about it and they start doing it too and experiencing the same results. We decide that he must be some god of luck inhabiting this pumpkin vessel and rewinding time on it to keep it from rotting.

At some point someone gave him an orange and I swear to god the pumpkin started getting orange marks on its forehead. He still wasn't rotting though! We decided that he obviously has been absorbing the power from the offerings.

Around this time I realise the I have somehow created a partially serious cult and decide I might as well lean into it. I actually enlisted the help of the neighbor kids to take this photo.

Time passes. Walter is about 10 months old now and still going strong. We have graduated highschool and I'm going to be moving in a week. I can't take Walter with me, so Marie decides she will take him. But first, she is going to help us move. It's a 6 hour drive. We put Walter in the passenger seat window so that all the cars passing us can see him.

After she helps us, Marie and Walter continue on to yet another state where Marie will be attending university. Walter is almost if not a year old when he finally starts to rot. Marie, in her dorm room mind you, makes a plaster cast of his head and redraws his face on it. To this day Walter hangs in his new, more durable vessel, guarding her spice cabinet.

By the end of Walter's reign, he had reached his 1st birthday, scared who knows how many mailmen, met 3 of my teachers in person, visited 3 USA states, and briefly had an instagram account.

[uroborosymphony]

i’ve been so worried about you! ( Yoona at Ara;; hER IDOL who she hates a teeny bit because she envies her so much but also lowkey loves her because THAT’S MOTHER… BLACK FANG’s MOMTHER….. 🥺🖤 )

Ara glances over her shoulder as soon as the door opens. Her who hoped to not cross a single soul when taking the risk to come back in here. Here, the first floor of the garage, a place that used to be her home too, a place that seems to have been deserted little by little. A month now passed ever since the Taiyang and Ara decided to take different paths or well, ever since he took that decision for the both of them. The vengeress did not want to cross paths with him nor with the rest of the gang, truly. All dressed in black, a tight tech attire, bulletproof, far away from her usual latex, leather, fur and jewelry. 30 days have passed since she has not heard Yoona's annoying voice, and even though a part of her wanted to tell her to fuck off, to go away, the shut up, to leave her alone, the words the other spoke did touch her. "Have you?" Questions the ex leader, emptying the cabinets from what to seemed to be silencers for guns that she waited long enough to come and collect. If the Quinn has fallen deep in sadness and despair for days, slowly it has been replaced by something else, something that has been crippling under her mind, waiting to break through her skin. "Thought you would be happy to know the crazy bitch making your life a nightmare would be gone, Doll." A sardonic laughter escapes from her mouth. A laughter from a voice that seemed to have dropped a few octaves than usual, ever deeper, raunchier, on the edge and yet every single one of her gestures were controlled. Her features, if anybody would look from too closed, seemed disturbed as well. Not in a manic phase type of way, but as if this dormant pain has suddenly marked her features harsher and harsher. No red lipstick, no loop hearings. Turning around, the vengeress clocks the silencer on the gun in the fast mechanic move of an assassin ready to execute her target. Ara did not want to stay, actually on her way to a mission, her own missions now. Many would think she did drop the vigilante life not having the gang by her side : well, quite the opposite, The Quinn has become entirely something else, an entity amputed from her minions and wealth, radical, extremist, one who did not come to play nor negociate. The moon is reflecting on the disturbing lines of half of her face, the other hidden in the shadowss she now faces Yoona from afar. "Haven't you heard? I am absolutely Fine. The voices in my head are so loud, apparently everyone can fucking hear them now. Isn't that beautiful?" Ara explains pointing at her own forehead, her eyes widening with a grin as she taps against her skull a few times to indicate her brain. " So why would you be worried huh? I have never felt so free." Her words sound like relailed bike, a rusty chain, a mechanic doll on repeat. We are free, we are free to do as we please, the voices were right all along, we are going to set everyone else free, nobody is going to stop us, they are all so close minded, they were just slowing us down. "You. You okay?" The gun is shoved down the pocket by her thigh. The question is harsh, but meant. Yoona and Ara used to spend their days together, besides their complicated relationship, Yoona became someone to her, someone she has been deprived of when having to cut herself off the gang.

[ayuna-petals]

MISS.MARY

Sorry if this is bad, this is my very first story so i will try my best to make it as good as possible.OC'S BEING USED:

Priya: 12 y/o,she/her, Short wavy black hair, pale skin, yellow/ golden eyes. Blue shirt with devil print, black and white striped shirt underneath, blue skirt, black and white socks, black shoes.boney skinny.

Abby: 12 y/o, she/her, Long straight blond hair, light brown skin, blue eyes. Pink crop top short sweater , blue ripped jeens, green frog hair clips, yellow & blue mismatch socks, purple shoes.chubby.

Kevyn: 11 y/o, he/him, Undercut straight short black & dark brown hair, tanish paleish skin, dark brown eyes. A little oversized black hoodie with red at the ends, black jeans, black short socks, black shoes.a little bit chubby.

Irene: 13 y/o, they/them, Short length straightish & wavyish flffy at the ends boyish haircut red hair, white & pinkish skin, black eyes (or just really dark brown eyes). Blue sweater, black jeans, black short socks that show their ankles, black shoes.skinny

(Y/N): 11 y/o, y/p, y/h/c & h/l, y/s/c, y/e/c. Your choice. B/t.

Miss.Mary: 43 y/o, she/her, medium wavy brown hair, pale & kinda wrinkly skin (but not to much) dark green eyes. Black dress with a gray flower pattern on it, black heels.skinny.

Axel: 12 y/o, he/him, straight white hair, very very pale, blue eyes. Dark blue shirt, dark blue shorts, black shoes, has bandages all for him. Boney skinny.

⚠️WARNINGS⚠️: Gore, violence, short story, (Y/N)!

Summary: you and your friends are playing uno but decide that you guys are now bored of it an ask your friends mom to go and play outside then while playing tag one of your friends go a bit to far away from you guys then you guys hear a shriek from in the distance and then you and your other friends decide to go and check it out then see you guyss friend on the ground/floor amd then see miss.merry lying on the floor dead with a strange boy with white hair looming over her.

Abby sighed while saying "uno", "Guys im bored, staying inside feels like being in a prison, can we like go outside or something?" Abby said in a whiney voice, "Sure ill ask my mom if we can go outside today." Kevyn said in a bored tone and walked over to the kitchen were his mom was. Kevyn's mom was in the kitchen cooking us hamburgers for lunch, Kevyn tapped his momther on her arm, "Hey mom can me and my friends go outside today?", Mrs.Garcia looked over at her son and smiled. "Ofcourse Kevyn just go in the backyard, it has more space back threre, and also stay close to the house, it can be dangerous if you go to close to the woods.", "Ok mom, i promise ill stay close to the house." Kevyn said while smiling back at his mother, his mother leaned down and gave Kevyn a kiss to his forehead, "Now go on sweetheart go and play with your friends, have fun!", Kevyn nodded his head and walked back over to the living room, to tell his friends the good news. "Hey guys! My mom said that we can go outside but just to not go to far away from the house." "YAY!" we all said in unison, and then ran outside to go and play.

You guys decided to play tag over hide n seek and duck duck goose. "Tag! Your it!" Said Irene they tagged Priya, Priya you were to the left of Priya, and the closest so Priya ran at you and tagged you, "Tag! Your it now (Y/N)!" She laughed. Kevyn was right beside you so you quickly tagged him and then ran away, "Tag! Your it!" And as Kevyn was aboug to tag abby, Miss.Mary, Kevyn's neighbor walked out of her back door, "Hey Kids!", Miss.Mary said "Hi Miss.Mary!" You all said in unsion.

Its been about 30 minutes of you guys playing tag outside, when your friend Irene ran a bit to far away from the house, and a bit to close to the woods. Irene was very fast and tall and so none of you guys could keep up with her long legs. You guys were far behind from Irene, but you guys could still see and kinda hear her, once you guys made it to her you all froze. Lying there on the ground was Miss.Mary's bloody corpse. You guyz started to cry. While crying you looked up and you saw a strange looking boy with white hair an DC blue eyes he was Miss.Mary's grandson Axel, and he was holding something....A KNIFE, HE WAS HOLDING A BLOODY KNIFE! "GUYS LOOK!" you said an sc everyones heads shot up and then suddenly Kevyn yelled "RUN!" and then all of you sprinted away running twards Kevyn's house.

Once you guys made it to his house Kevyn ran up to his mother and started to say "MOM MOM PLEASE YOU HAVE YO COME SEE THIS. MISS.MARY'S DEAD!" Kevyn's mother didn't believe jim since they lived in a nice neighborhood and pretty much everything and everyone was harmless so she said that she'd go and check it out herself.

Once you guys made it to were you guys had found the Miss.Mary's body. But once you guys looked. There was nothing there...no sign of Miss.Mary..and no sign of Axel....

"See son i told you that there would be nothing there! Now come on guys lets go on inside food is ready." "BUT MOM YOU HAVE GOT TO BELIEVE ME, WE SAY HER BODY RIGHT THERE!!!" "ENOUGH LITTLE MAN WE LIVE IN A HARMLESS NEIGHBORHOOD AND ONCE WE MANE IF.BACK TO THE HOUSE THAN YOU ALL ARE GONNA GO NEXT DOOR AND SAY SORRY TO MISS.MARY!" "BUT MOM WE-" "NO BUTS LITTLE MAN YOU WILL SAY SORRY TO MISS.MARY AND THAT IS FINAL!" "But Miss.Mary isn't even alive for us to say sorry." Kevyn mumbled.

While walking you looked back, only to see Axel he was holding Miss.Mary's head and smiling at you while waving you goodbye...

Only if Kevyn's mom had known what had actually happened to Miss.Mary....

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Thank you for reading this and if there's anything that you think that i could improve on or stop doing please tell me i would really appreciate it. And also if you have any requests my requests are open for any new ideas! And also in very very sorry if it got bad twards the end i got lazy and i might make a remake of this in the future but not now. Anyways thank you so much for reading and stay hydrated and i hope that your having a wonderful day/night/afternoon wherever you ar bye!!!

[gatecoeur]

sevenbulletsavior

{ holy fucc it’s a wild anon }{ send me a tumblr url anon or not and i’ll talk about them (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ }

AHH YES, THE ADOPTIVE MOMTHER™

I’ve said it once and I’ll keep saying it again, idgaf what anyone tells me, @sevenbulletsavior IS Karen Page. The mun’s absolute god-like grasp of Karen’s character is uncanny - every head canon, every drabble and every thread just ebbs and flows with the character’s core essence. The mun is such a brilliant writer too like holy, the fact that she writes with me feels like a privilege. This is absolutely another person who I’d put on my mains/exclusives list if I ever decided to do that. 

I am also just amazed at how quickly Karen took to Arrie - how effortlessly she managed to step into Arrie’s life in such a motherly role, which Arrie surprisingly accepted just as quickly despite the fact that she grew up with a positive relationship with her parents. I don’t know what I was expecting in all honesty, but as soon as Karen-mun had asked if they could reply to that drabble I wrote for the Mutant Care Unit fire, I knew that there was going to be some kind of relationship that was going to take hold, and not just because Arrie knew Frank. There’s just something so incredibly powerful going on between these two women who are already strong in their own respective rights, and I cannot wait to see everything we have planned out so far slowly unfold.

Now onto Karen-mun herself, like wow. What an amazing human being. So incredibly passionate and dedicated to her muse. Such a kind person too, who I appreciate every time she just randomly messages me like ugh, what a gem. It’s always so much fucking fun to talk with her. 

And ngl, I look up to her - she probably doesn’t think this, but I honestly think she’s one of the bravest people I know for living her life as she goddamn pleases despite living in an area where that might not exactly be safe. 

But yeah, please go follow @sevenbulletsavior. She has all my love and admiration, and you should totally check her out, if only to see the quality content she puts out there.

[softreigns-blog]

hi everyone uwu ... i’m meredith, i’m eighteen and i’m in the est timezone. not to copy m*ds too much but let’s do a little get to know me before the get to know emma ... i use they/them pronouns ... i love the color pink ... im a proud lesbian ... i love Iconic Comedy:tm: bc my favorite shows are parks and rec, the good place, the office and arrested development. i would die for my cat ... rn im being pretentious and listening to vinyl. and that’s [ iconic youtube channel pretty much it voice ] pretty much it. 

hot cool sexy links — pinterest / spotify playlist / stats page 

some fun facts!!! and backstory 

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ( missouri ) there was an itty bitty beb named emma born. it was this emma, actually, though there was probably more than one in that area. her life was normal even though her momther was REAL anxious and lowkey hated her bc she wasn’t ready to be a mom, but w/e, she was chummy with her pops. then, a couple years passed, her parents had two more kids ... and pops ( fuck u, mark ) decided to take a long walk to the store and never come back. emma was 12 and raised her siblings, tween mom 2000 whatever. only 90s kids remember. they grew up, she was kicked to the curb by her mom once the latter finally shaped up, and now we’re ... where we are. 

emma is SUPER nice and has made the executive decision to spread cheer like its fuckin christmas year round. she’ll be friends with almost, if not actually, everyone, and is bubbly af. it’s annoying and exhausting but at least she’s cute. 

she’s a preschool teacher ... loves kids, wish to have her own someday. which, speaking of, she is 100% a hopeless romantic and she [ hozier vc ] falls in love just a little bit every day with someone new. literally a 2012 touch my butt and buy me pizza lookin ass ....

emma LOVES dogs. like ... still uses the word doggo level loves dogs. she wants one really really bad so :( give her money ........ or , yk , give her the plot i need for her which is a FUN roommate plot .... they can have a dog together i promise age and gender don’t even matter they just cant smoke crack ( in the house ) 

[sunnywalnut]

Update: she has now decided that her spiky rubber balls (one pink and one clear. One of which is actually a dog toy, the other I'm not sure where she got it from) are her puppies now. This means that I cannot, by any means, Touch Or Move Them without her permission. Which made for a very awkward discussion when I was attempting to brush cookie crumbs off the couch tonight. (We do not appreciate Growling, especially not from her because she's a big girl and it can be scary for people who don't know her, but I understand that it is hard to communicate the bed to be Momther to your toys when all you know is woowoowoo)

This is not at all her first heat cycle by any means, but this revelation does make it all the much more special after realizing that the reason I woke up to dog toys jabbing my side at 4am was because she decided I was Safe and Responsible and not at all because she wanted to play and then just disappeared lmao. I was actually elected babysitter. Even though I was sleeping. We love that for us.

And as for her whereabouts right now, she is currently laying at my feet in a little blanket nest I created so that she can collect all the spikey babies she likes without worrying on if they're going to be moved or put away without her knowledge. Because we respect blossoming new moms in this household. Even if their children are mishapen lumps of rubber.

The last few days my puppy (read: adult golden retriever) has demanded to be spooned. She normally hates cuddles. She will push you off if you attempt to hug or lay down next to her. But now this girl has decided that she needs to be the little spoon and to drool and lick all up on my arms despite the fact that it is HOT in this room and she is panting like crazy.

She's laying her big ass head on my back rn and just cuddled right up against my stomach.

I love her. I love the snuggles. But homeslice if you could lower your temperature about 1-2 degrees that'd be just about perfect, thanks.

[komorebimomo-blog]

1/2 done....

fog looks so old fuck

i dont think i’ll do fawn today hrhrhr

heres to hoping i used the correct flag for butch or im running to live on a deserted island in shame

Fogbreath of BlizzardClan:

i love giving my cats dumb names hehe

Fogbreath was once a well-respected warrior in BlizzardClan, even the deputy for 2 moons before giving up her rank. Fogbreath really could care less about the honours of a warrior.

Fogbreath’s first mate was Cloverwish, her apprenticeship sweetheart, who was also the second mother to her litter. ( Mistletoecloud, Privetclaw, Cootnose )

After Cloverwish’s death, Fawnbriar stepped in and helped raise the kits. She soon would become their (step)mother.

Once the kits came to age to become apprentices, Fogbreath was out of the nursery for two moons before becoming pregnant with Fawnbriar’s kits. Once her second litter of kits was born (Juniperpaw, Chanterellepaw, Robinpaw )she decided on becoming a permanent queen: aka aid first-time parents, watch after kits and help care = becoming everyone’s foster mother. Which is incredibly rare for a BlizzardClan cat to do so, they lust for the ability to climb the mountain.

Now that her second litter of kits are apprentices, she’s expecting another litter.

tldr; stay at home butch momther who has 607003 kids and she loves her hardworking wife very much

[becky-helene]

My sister got in a fight with the friend she’s been living with and got kicked out, so she’s now back home.

Now me and my fellow introverted and boundary conscious Mom are living with not one, but two very much not introverts who wouldn’t know boundaries if it bit them in the ass.

.....yay....

On the upside, even with her faults, my sister is less of a pain in the ass than my brother, so there’s that at least.

Not to mention she usually doesn’t stay long, unlike my brother who we can’t seem to get rid of.

Last time she was kicked out (same friend, why sis agreed to go back once friend got lonely and tried playing nice....which was after she tried badmouthing my sister to everyone, including trying to call up her job.....I’ll never know) she was only here for about a week or so before she decided she preferred couch surfing at other friends’ places. (Basically her nose got out of joint over mom’s very reasonable attitude of “no, you can’t have your boyfriend staying up in my house over and over again. Once in a while, sure, maybe, but this is ridiculous” and other things that came with ‘you’re in your momther’s house, you child, deal with it’). So, I’ll give it until Thanksgiving at the latest before she decides to be elsewhere.

Mom has said to her that if she’s foolish enough to go back to that friend yet again, she’ll kick her ass though. To which I added that I’d help her. This girl’s kicked you out twice—once with help of pepper spray wielding aunts treating you like some criminal and shouting at you to gtfo, and this time though on her own still talking shit and causing trouble, plus threats that she’ll get someone to fuck you up—so yeah, you line yourself up to possibly get kicked out a third time, you’re getting some sense knocked into you, hard.

There’s already been one clash between the two sibs regarding use of tv (Mom and I each have our own rooms w/ tv, bro’s “room” is just the den area that Mom had put a daybed in when we first moved in in case we ever needed it for overnight guests, sis’s “room” is she cleared out a space in the living room and took out the mattress from the daybed’s trundle. Living room has no tv and is next door to den/guest room so pretty much those two will be sharing the tv in the den). So if no-boyfriend rule or general being too big and bad to live under mom’s (exceedingly minimal) rules doesn’t get to her, living with bro will.

Ahh family.

[sbnkalny]

He was a circus boy she said see ya later boy. He was way too clown for her. Now he's a superclown, not even party clown. Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

You look positively spooked. you can’t believe qdoba serves beer. you’re getting a finale please everybody watch all of it more an 'assigned clown at birth, but realized Was human later on' kind of situation? are clowns and that something Was nothing more than an endless sea cloaked in a boundless sky, reaching as far as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do about the depression and the young sun has in the ram its half-course run, and small fowls make melody that sleep all the night of the concert in a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง my right dong is alot stronger than my ego around, i want it into my ear and expected me to feel glad? i’ve built around myself to no end! i can't stand it!. The second gear is way too much pizza....... The best band ever! (i don't think it's not even in this room. hm, i'm sure he is one of your chatlogs, are you stalking me? are you monitoring my secure transmissions? did you learn to make such funky photos?. I look through his eyes and bad lies
The cleanest war Was won before
With open eyes and see what is in front of my momthers eyes, just as she cried

[cnisms]

quick info on gwen, helena n gia ! i’ll get to the other two tomorrow hopefully but um !!! lmk if you wanna talk plots or anything !!

GWENDOLYN HATHAWAY; officially. also known as gwen nash. mother to gertrude ( @potentloves xx ) bc we meme too hard. born in nevada, her own momther bailed early n then her father disappeared when she was fourteen (she’s always been sure he was murdered by a biker gang but no one believed her n kept saying he just ditched her but ! the story comes up when she drinks still) n she ended up just getting a cleaning job in a motel n taking care of herself. eventually she met a nice older couple who sort of took her in. they were responsible for a lot of jazz artists n she stanned them hard ? sang for them for a short while n eventually married their son mostly bc she wanted to actually be part of the family yikes... anyway they had a Beautiful Daughter together obviously n eventually got control of the label n thats all they rlly share now post separation. tragic n twenty years later than everyone expected . anyway she’s lurkin about london, lookin for talent n trying to fix her relationship with gertrude (i’d hate my mom if she named me that too ... no a fence) n just drinkin wine ig ! she's very ... impulsive and only ever thinks about herself in the moment but otherwise ? she can be kind n caring but Ya . her habit of just jumping into things for her own pleasure generally hurts other people so she’s a lot of strained relationships. still seems v standoffish mostly bc she’s Um . Scared Of Everything. literally does not matter how much shit she sees ? permanently spooked. lowkey cruel sense of humor but she just seems so gentle 95% of the time that when she makes a sick joke ur like Oh she doesn’t realize how bad that sounds ! hates memes.

HELENA O’SHEA; a tragedy. always had it in her head that she was better than everyone else (especially her brother ) but never fully committed to the brat act, like she never threw tantrums or asked for too much, v well mannered n proper but it’s always been obvious that she’s permanently disgusted by everyone except for herself. sometimes also disgusted by herself tho. will say something cringeworthy n just about put a hit on herself for it. was a v successful wedding planner for a while, her business took off rlly quick thanks to a few helpful connections. got engaged herself 3 years ago and cut off most of her family n all her old friends to start this new amazing life she always thought she deserved ? sike. after three years of putting off the wedding, she got dumped n came home to work @ erstead’s bc she’s like well if i’m gonna crash this hard i might as well hit rock bottom ! plans birthday parties for children occasionally. hates children. hates everything. fun ? never experienced that emotion. barely tries to make up with the people she wronged bc despite setting herself back 6 yrs, she still thinks she’s above everyone else. loves to complain. doesn’t really have much going for her honestly other than ? total commitment to whatever it is that’s happening in her life. obviously that’s not workin out for her rn ?

GEORGIANA VISARIYA; gia is honestly .. a headache. she was always a v creative person, 'expressing herself’ n doin’ the most when literally no one asked ever. she started vlogging two years ago n got bored quickly so instead she decided to start her own (fake) reality series on youtube ? she handled everything by herself at first n reached out to hot local people who were popular on instagram n youtube to star in it WITH HER and only got a few people in on it but ? it took off. now she has a whole crew n writers n what not working on it with her (even tho most of the time she will take over every part of the production n handle it herself again) n it gets her good money (especially bc she’s shameless n stays making sure she’s a main in every single episode so she gets those instagram sponsors too) calls herself “““punk lauren conrad””” n is clearly too extra. a very very confident n loud person, super friendly, loves everyone n honestly u can try to drag her but that’s not gonna stop her running up to u in the street next time she sees u n telling you to drop whatever it is ur doing to go get cocktails with her. she’s so ... genuine irl that you literally would not belieb how much of the show is scripted n thought up by her w that ... interesting ... imagination. will annoy u for content.

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Question tag!

Thanks for tagging me @aiikuro-mikisugi thank you so much i love doing these!

LAST:

[1] drink: ginger ale

2] phone call: momther

[3] text message: golf practice stuff

[4] song you listened to: sick beat by kero kero bonito

[5] time you cried: not for a couple months actually 

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: no

[7] been cheated on: no

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: probably

[9] lost someone special: yes

[10] been depressed: who hasn’t?

11] gotten drunk and thrown up: not yet lmao

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] whatever color a peach is

[13] red

[14] idk black?

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: i’d like to think so

[16] fallen out of love: nah

[17] laughed until you cried: heck yeah

[18] found out someone was talking about you: i don’t think so, I'm pretty oblivious most of the time

[19] met someone who changed you: layla?

20] found out who your true friends are: best frens

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: Facebook is confusing and i don't understand how to use it

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: still don’t have a Facebook

[23] do you have any pets: no but sometimes we feed the stray cat that comes by my house, i named him Tofu his fur is yellow

24] do you want to change your name: i used to when i was younger but i don't really care anymore

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: i went to my favorite restaurant with my parents

[26] what time did you wake up: 11ish, but it takes me a while to decide to get out of bed

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: watching broad city!

[28] name something you cannot wait for: i just want to get into my colleges

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: last night/morning 

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i really wish i had never gone to the school that I'm in, i probably would've had to deal with a lot less if i hadn't 

[31] what are you listening to right now: i just have pioneer woman on in the background

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: don’t think so, but I'm also bad with boy names so i guess we’ll never know

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: i think my natural body odor is like a baby smell and it’s frustrating because you can never really know what you actually smell like

[34] most visited website: the quizzes page on buzzfeed

[35] elementary: yes?

[36] high school: working on it

[37] college: I'm trying my best

[38] hair color: it’s black but then also i dye it red

[39] long or short hair: long as heck

[40] do you have a crush on someone: yes

[41] what do you like about yourself?: i like that i like bees

[42] piercings: i have a rook, a helix, a conch, and triple lobe piercings

[43] blood type: the good kind

[44] nickname: ideally id like to be called sriracha or bumblebabe, but I'm pretty sure you’re not supposed to come up with your own nicknames so i’ll have to stick with firecracker 

[45] relationship status: yes

[46] zodiac sign: gemini

[47] pronouns: she/her 

[48] fav tv show: bee and puppycat, steven universe, fresh off the boat, broad city, also the entire food channel

[49] tattoos: soon

[50] right or left handed: right handed

FIRST…

[51] surgery: my wisdom teeth...

[52] piercing: lobe piercings at claire's, i got them way later than everyone else at school because my parents were really strict about it...but i have a lot now

[53] best friend : @the-mystical-quesadilla-goddess @dackwards @astraldragons BEST FRENS!

[54] sport: i did hockey when i was younger and i started around the same time as golf

[55] vacation: oregon coast

[56] pair of trainers: buddy idk how I'm supposed to remember these things

RIGHT NOW…

[57] eating: nothing

[58] drinking: i have a cup of tea and a cup of ginger ale 

[59] i’m about to: sit in the same spot all day and only get up to go to the bathroom or the fridge

60] listening to: pioneer woman

[61] waiting for: my parents and/or friends to convince me to go outside this weekend

[62] want: paella 

[63] get married: only to layla 

64] career: apprentice bee keeper in the making

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: yes

[66] lips or eyes: eyes

[67] shorter or taller: taller

[68] older or younger: has to be close to my age

[69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: i like squishy stomachs and big arms

[71] sensitive or loud: sensitive, to balance me out 

[72] hook up or relationship: relationship

73] troublemaker or hesitant: i don't know what this is asking  me

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger? no

[75] drank hard liquor? I'm trying my best

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? many times

[77] turned someone down: yes

[78] sex on first date? absolutely not

[79] broken someone’s heart? don’t think so

[80] had your own heart broken? not yet

81] been arrested? when i was like 4, i was still living with my biological father and he never did seat belts in the car, but i think when we got pulled over it went on his record and not mine

[82] cried when someone died? no

[83] fallen for a friend: id feel really uncomfortable dating a friend so no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself? all the time

[85] miracles? no

[86] love at first sight? no

[87] santa claus? no

[88] kiss on the first date? most likely not

[89] angels? no

OTHER…

[90] current best friend’s name: Emily, Lola, and Sarah

[91] eye colour: brown

[92] favourite movie: i really like sofia coppola movies, good aesthetics 

I tag: @the-mystical-quesadilla-goddess​ @dackwards​ @astraldragons @uomouomini @aastronaute @fairyking @aisakataiga @cunts-corgis-cascades

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Alice’s Sapphic Adventures: T H E CASHIER! Aka: Smol titty gf does not tell me I’m cute.

I’ve been through some shit lately. some good, mostly I suppose. Girlfriend in texas did not come up because she’s an adult but her mom quote “won’t let me”. I and a friend have tried to explain to her several times that her mother can physically and mentally not stop her, but it’s up to her and I physically cannot do anything to help because I don’t drive.

I’ve discovered I hate when people tell me they're going to be somewhere or something is going to happen and they keep assuring me that it’s fine and nothing can go wrong and then either they bail and everything goes wrong or everything just goes wrong and they keep telling me it’s still going to work out.

I don’t mind holding her hand and “doing her a good momthering” as I say, but like it’s mentally exhausting. If I don’t do it she’ll drown and I’d really hate to be the death of someone. I know I can’t be responsible for everyone and what they decide to do. It sucks because they only friend she has literally that’s supposed to be supporting her is an argumentative and morally ignorant underwear sniffer that thinks this country is “sunshine and rainbows” in her general opinion.

In other news: A girl I’ve been talking to called me her gf and I love her now cause that’s apparently how this works lmfao! Yes, that exact lesbian moment when she flings the word girlfriend into a sentence and then you’re like “who me? is it me?” and she’s like “yes, nerd, tis you” and you immediately die in lesbian. she’s bought me a total of like, 3 pizzas this year and a very expensive flower arrangement w/ chocolate for the day of birf. She might come down in the next few months to shower me with unending smooches

We’ve got a new job and it rocks! The managers are super nice and supportive, and my coworkers are all pretty nice too. Yesterday was my first day (10/11) and my coworker Adri was showing me how to do the old IBM registers. When she went on her break I swear to gods she looks at me and says “Ok Alice, you’re THE Cashier now” and I turn to my coworker Lupe and say “Did you hear that, she said THE Cashier, not A Cashier, T H E  C A S H I E R!”. I have thus of course, been reveling in it since. In fact I helped a lady today who’s  friend’s girlfriend broke up with her (the friend of the lady not the lady) so she was buying her some sage! SAGE PEOPLE! SAGE! not any plant! S A G E! and she said it was to “just clean all that shit out” and I was like “you know, as a high priestess, I can tell you you always gotta have some sage!” and she laughed!

I’m remembering things I usually do around this time when the chill of fall sweeps in and whisks me away to places I’ve been and things I’ve done. Some of them good, most of them bad. But unlike normal, I think I’m going to try to stay calm and rather than let everything overwhelm me, I want to reflect on them. I never asked for a lot of things, but part of life is living with what is given to you. Not everything is a choice. I love the cold, it’s just that it brings a lot of things and my brain doesn’t agree with how it’s seduced me so. 

I just know, that in December I still have a choice to make and hopefully we find the year has been good to me, but until then, will you Slow Dance with me?

Alice’s Sapphic Adventures will return in November