#may or may not turn into a blog-

[ginger-idiot]

*Deep ass inhale* UPDATE POST

Okay so- Like- some updates on my little AU thingy- just like- human appearances-

`~Clyde:

◇ flexable, thigh-high, slightly dark orange combat boots because I said so.

◇ Orange hoodie with red stripes like his costume in his true form, but the hood is massive and leaves his shoulders exposed when its down.

◇ The most comfortable pair of red sweatpants you've ever seen.

◇Looks almost exactly like Zach but a *tad* bit taller.

`~Winfrey:

◇ Dresses fancy and shit.

◇ One of those suit top things, but it's a light blue with gold and purple accents.

◇ Expensive looking boots because yes.

◇ Dark blue dress pants.

◇ Shortish, purple hair with blue streaks that's always up in a sort of ponytail or man bun.

`~Simon:

◇ *Insert bango here* This man dresses country- like- a lot-

◇ Denim overalls.

◇ shortsleeve, beige t-shirt.

◇ worn down cowboy boots.

◇ Straw hat :D

◇ Short, brunnet hair.

`~The Flock:

◇ This thing doesn't have a human appearance- well it does but it mainly just turns into a big ass crow-

◇ Longsleeve, turtle neck, black and purple sweater.

◇ Comfy purple sweatpants

◇ Tall black combat boots.

◇ Straw hat because Simon.

◇ Long purple hair constantly in a ponytail.

`~Jack:

◇ Definately a fucking clown-

◇ Green, mint, and a slightly muted green jestes top.

◇ Same with the jester pants.

◇ Lime green jester shoes.

◇ A sort of mint green colored hair, also short.

`~Klaus:

◇ Almost a mirror of Jack but different colors.

◇ Red and light pink jester top with blue stripes.

◇ Also same with the pants.

◇ Pink jester shoes.

◇ Slightly muted, long red hair.

`~Human heights:

◇ Clyde: Still 6'6

◇ Winfrey: 7'

◇ Simon: 7'

◇ The Flock: 6'

◇ Jack: 6'

◇ Klaus: 5'11

(Please note that mortimer is a supprise simply because I don't have anything for him yet- :P)

[hipwell]

Commander Cody

[heartorbit]

a mob of emus for an artstyle game on twt! ^_^

[obsessive-evie]

Top!Kate headcanons

bc i may have been slightly persuaded that she isn’t a complete bottom

lots of heavy breathing and swearing, always smiling and isn’t afraid to sweat (think what she looks like when the camera zooms in on her during a free throw 😍😵)

will pin your hands above your head but not too harsh, just by holding them and lacing your fingers together

whispers in your ear, kisses your neck, bites your shoulders

loves lingerie on you like an unhealthy amount, will buy you new sets “just because”. also loves to see you wear them out just in day to day stuff bc then she knows what she gets to unwrap later, always wants to see you in something pretty and lacy (baby blue and electric blue are her favs)

isn’t opposed to quickies like anytime she can…

like will bend you over the kitchen counter right before she leaves for an away game “for good luck”, fuck you in the backseat of her car in between classes, morning sex always

also will fuck you anywhere?? the couch, the backyard, kitchen counter, dinner table, bathrooms, shower, the car, hotels, etc. i can’t explain this one 🤷‍♀️

lowkey loves you riding her in any way. she’d be more than happy to sit and watch you on her fingers or her thigh all smug

^^ would want you to sit on her face lowkey all the time (think that doja cat quote… i love big noses bc you can yk, sit on em. i might be projecting with this one)

would love , i repeat LOVE your thighs and hips, literally would worship them before going down on you

likes to see you try to be quiet, hence the quickies

i’ve mentioned this before but… would really like using vibrators on you. partially because of how loud you get and how fast you finish, partially because she can multitask that way but still give you pleasure

isn’t afraid to be mean and tease or edge you, but prefers overstimulation and just giving you orgasm after orgasm, no matter how much you’re shaking or saying you can’t take it. unless you safeword out she’s giving you another. and she’s a munch so she’s putting in the work

calls you sweet thing, pretty girl, pretty slut, good girl, like mainly praise but occasionally a touch of degradation

not necessarily top kate but she likes making out, just like overall addicted to kissing you. bonus if she makes you grind on her fully clothed

BONUS

if you call her mommy on accident while she’s topping she would freeze first, kind of smile and be all teasing and cocky about it, but would ultimately make you ask her or make you admit you wanna call her mommy (thank @iminlovewithpaigebueckers for this one)

[arttsuka]

can we see one of your aus?

I don't have that sketchbook with me but here are some old drawings of that ace attorney wings au

So basically, white angel wings = good, black demon wings = bad, insect wings = spirit mediums (combinations exist, like Edgeworth having black angel wings)

I'll try to flesh that au out more in the future but for now I only have these

[serafimo]

@theriddletrades' master.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shop is open”

1 - [Hidden] - [Hidden] currency

2 - Plush collar - 20 currency ( @aitobutmagic ‘s item )

3 - Candy - 1 currency per piece

4 - Spore breather - 24 currency

5 - Bag of holding - 31 currency

6 - 3x flails of madness - 40 currency ( @dragons-den-forging ‘s item )

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - teacup - 25 currency

Orb - Turkey - 10 currency

Robes - green - 1 currency per robe

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"Consumables"

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1 - Health Potion - 10 currency

2 - Star potion - 15 currency

3 - potion of mana - 5 currency

4 - health Potion - 5 currency

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"Salt"

@ignisuadaroleplay @bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid @crickled-thorn-thug @serious-tabaxi @song-de-lune @the-mighty-dalob @cleric-posting @sorcererest-sorcerer @yeast-wizard

[remindertoclick]

And of course click today if you haven't!!

[chinzhilla]

We've been waiting for this moment, the moment to prove to everyone that we're not losers like they think we are. Let's do it. Let's not waste all of the BBQ pork we've eaten!

for @userdramas event 13 » team spirit and @asiandramanet jan/feb creator bingo » free choice

+bonus:

[ghostsofharrenhal]

Taylor Swift demands Jack Sweeney stop tracking her jet - The Washington Post (archive.org)

^ Link to the article without paywall

This honestly does it for me. After all the TS oversaturation the past year (and yes, I did enjoy Eras and supported her music until Midnights; Lord knows I've listened to her since I was a preteen), I'm surrendering my [casual] Swiftie card. I've tried to like her as a person/brand (brand is the better word) but now I cannot dissociate her image from her music anymore (I can't "kill" the artist from the art anymore).

How she straight-up acted in the Grammys (the Celine snub then PR cleanup, making the awards show all about her, the strategic announcement of TPD, I could go on objectively but yeah) might just be the tipping point already. And who am I, right? What's one less listener? What's one less woman who denounces TS's white feminism and performative/selective activism?

I've ignored the M*tt H**ly debacle, the Ice Spice tokenization, the Olivia Rodrigo royalties issue which I knew against my will, the Person of the Year hot water, the brat pack upgrade featuring Republican Lana Del Rey, the 'self-made' origins myth debunked, the rubbing elbows with Mahomes, the ever-growing rabid fanbase out for blood, and so on, so on.

As a person of color I just want these things out. If 'feminism' is enabling this billionaire to get away with her crimes (yes, she's a climate criminal now for me, what with using her jet as a taxi to see her newest boytoy across the globe), then I'm not seated. If 'feminism' is shrugging off her response or lack of action towards the fan, Ana Clara, who died in the Brazil leg of the tour, then I am speaking now.

I guess, it's finally been exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.

[artbyzephra]

Dinah, from Unicorn Overlord

[ganondoodle]

im actually pretty glad there are at leat a few people that agree with me that totks wordlbuilding/story is disappointing to insulting really

its such a let down and will never stop being a thorn in my side how much build up and potential they wasted with disregarding pretty much everything of botw just to introduce not just less compelling stuff but also kinda undercut what was already there

like im sorry but being able to glue a few sticks together isnt worth sacrificing the buildup from the previous title and quality of the story for

[mod-jazzy]

Today is February 8th, the day many years ago I joined the PokeAsk Community and then never left! It comes back like a disease

I met lotta people I even met my partner through here lotta good lotta bad yet I still exist Wrow !! Amaze !! What a day

[panic-attheplace]

I can't wait for all the violent misogynistic takes from toxic fans this season 😻😻(sarcasm)

but fr we should ALL remember that these are fictional characters in a fictional world written by a silly man in a turtle hat. (respectfully) everything is fake, no one truly deserves the throne and atp it's all about who's your favorite war criminal. there's no point in getting in arguments with randos online over something fictional.

anyways stay silly and whimsical 😚🤞

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

[kamiko1234]

So, the same friends who got me to read the Percy Jackson have (against my will) spoiled me by showing me this image :

Telling me his name was Jason and that he's gonna get important later on.

Now ngl, I will admit, for a hot second I though that was Luke. They look alike as fuck, and I now have developed a problem of switching up their names 'cause I accidentally clocked them under the same person. Fuck. But also, they really look alike. So, in a burst of inspiration and excitment I shall present to thee my theory :

THAT'S LUKE'S LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER

NOW HEAR ME OUT; I KNOW a first name and pic isn't MUCH to go off on, BUT LIKE- I feel I might have gotten something there. Because- this sort of resemblance HAS to be on purpose. Like, they HAVE to be related in some way and physically speaking they ARE around the same age. SO LIKE; IMAGINE THIS : what if, when Luke/Jason were in the whomb, only one of them got their father's power ? While for the other one it stayed dormant to the point where Jason could basically pass as a normal human, unlike his brother ? With Annabeth we have seen that it can be dangerous for a mortal family to have a demigod child with them due to the threat monsters pose. WE ALSO KNOW LUKE RAN AWAY FROM HOME. SO MY THEORY !?

Basically, Jason/Luke are twin brothers. Luke inherited the largest and most obvious godly part from their father. Jason on the other hand inherited next to nothing, allowing him to pass as normal human. (As far as I know there's no point where it's mentioned that it isn't possible for this to happen) As the twins grow up and Luke attracts more monsters, it get#s progressively more dangerous for the seemingly human Jason. Shit hit's the fan when during a monster attack, jason get's severely injured (that#s where he got that weird scar on his lip). His twin, Luke, horrified at what happened and under the believe his twin is dead decided to run away and get to Camp Halfblood. That's where me meets up with Annabeth and Thalia ect. HOWEVER, Jason wasn't dead. Heavily injured, yes. But NOT dead. He did however have a nasty case of amnesia. A complete clean slate, he remembered NOTHING. Their mother, not rly having been the biggest fan of Jason bc of how he endangered basically everyone around him, just straight up lied to Jason abt his twin. SO NOW I DID NOTICE THAT JASON HAS THAT NECKLACE FROM CAMP HALLFBLOOD WITH ONE BEAD SO MY IDEA FOR THAT !? He's a late bloomer. It only seemed like he got little to no powers from his father, but as he grew older the powers slowly started to surface. That meant he too started to get demigod powers as well as him starting to attract monsters.

Which is why he too has to come to camp. HIM COMMING SO LATE IS ALSO WHY HE HAS THAT WACKY ASS PURPLE SHIRT. (I'll be real I have no idea what to make of that. Looks like a spelling mistake or someone just smashing random keys on a keyboard. It isn't looking like a band to me either. Maybe it's just smth in-universe) I also have no idea what that wacky tattoo is that he has. HOWEVER; I could possibly see a future Luke centric plot where it's him going out to get his long lost twin brother back ! Possibly the plot for the 2nd book maybe ? Another theory of mine is that, should either Annabeth or Grover be the one to betray Percy and switch sides, Luke would be the one to fill in their spot in the trio. So that could possibly play into my theory, would also allow for some nice backstory exploring. But also the heartbreak of Luke finding out his twin brother who he thought DIED is alive, BUT ALSO DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER HIM !?

I wanna see that angst. PS; ok while tagging I noticed there's no Jason Castellan tag. Which, okay may be a problem. But dw Jason props just changed last names post amnesia. Maybe his mother simply got married to someone and Jason took the man's lastname. My theory can still work. (Unfortunatly @mrfandomwars said that, when I asked abt Jason's current lastname, it would invlove revealing more canon which I don't want. So Jason ain#t gonna be tagged....)