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Trying to figure out if Sean is Sean or not, and I just can't stop thinking about this bit. I do think Marion is the one thing Sean wouldn't be willing to give up for the creature. But, if he did fight, that doesn't mean he succeeded.

#i have no idea tbh#there are so many different options for what happened behind the scenes#i desperately want to make it through the episode#but its 10 pm and i need to wake up early#may have to call it folks#critical role#candela obscura#spoilers#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#candela obscura spoilers#marion x sean#sean finnerty#marion collodi#sean x marion#luis carazo
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Imagine being such a hate-twisted pile of vices stacked in a trench coat pretending to be the epitome of Catholic masculinity and faith that THE POPE, THE HOLY FATHER, THE VICAR OF CHRIST HIMSELF writes a scathing letter to every single US bishop (and, by the nature of papal letters being made public, all of the church and the world) explaining in detail how your actions are contrary to the Church and the Scriptures. And in this letter he lays out in detail how the soul you have lashed to the golden calf of Trump and Christian Nationalism has been led so far astray into the domain of Mammon that you are directly responsible for atrocities condemned BY THE HIGHEST OFFICE OF THE CHURCH. Then he calls you out directly to rebuke you by quoting the theological concept you MISQUOTED AND MISUSED from St Augustine and CORRECTING YOUR BAD INTERPRETATION HIMSELF before ending with an invocation of La Virgen Morena, Our Lady of Guadalupe, to protect those who are being harmed by the horrible actions of you and the fascist administration you serve.
And then imagine having the nerve to carry on with hate in your heart and the arrogance of Jonah anyway.
May God have mercy on JD Vance but more importantly may God have mercy on the millions of people he and our government are harming.
#just found out Twitter unverified the pope#if we needed anymore proof that those in charge are childish bullies who throw tantrums when called to virtue and justice#may god have mercy on all of us#jd vance#us politics#folk catholicism#catholicism#queer catholic#queer christian#folk practitioner#catholic#mary mother of god#our lady of guadalupe#pope francis
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Transformers : One spoiler
I dread for the day that most people watched Transformers : One, because of the amount of takes that basically put the blame on Orion Pax for pushing D-16/Megatron to snap (And then sneakily calling Orion Pax as someone wanted to protect status quo and didn't want to tear down the system simply because he didn't have that need to violently put the oppressors down like some types of common low-lives and force everyone to follow his crusade to screw the system).
Very spoiler!!!!! Warning
Orion Pax tried to stop D-16/Megatron from killing Sentinel has nothing to do with "we became as bad as him if we murder that cunt". It's more like "You're being unhealthy with your hatred and I don't think you should continue with this train of thoughts". And I promise you that Orion didn't that much fuck about Sentinel's well-being. He's afraid for D-16 and whatever direction his friend would become.
Orion Pax noticed how his dear friend began to go down to a very dark part, and he would never stop to spiral down further, even if he murdered Sentinel and his lackies brutally. And D-16 hasn't expressed any contigent plans to change the system into sth better, and all he cared about was how to punish and humiliate Sentinel in a most terrible way possible. And the way he acted toward Starscream and the High guards is peak red flag for potential dictatorship and oppression that use fear, violence, and hatred, which is parallel to Sentinel's own brand of opression that filled with lies, manipulation and exploitation.
And sorry to burst this bubble, but D-16/Megatron isn't the one who is revolutionary. That's Orion Pax's thing. Orion was the only one noticing And it will be funny to see the take "Orion wants to maintain the system" when this little shit first thought when learning about the truth is to expose Sentinel's fake-ass to the mass and rally the oppressed folks to rise up against Sentinel and the system. But I guess it's not violence or brutal enough for some people to acknowledge that Orion is going for the least destructive route to tear down the system because he valued life more.
This is not saying Orion Pax's solution for dismantling the system is the best and only way to go, and sometimes violence can be the best answer in certain circumstances. But if your the whole revolution is based solely on violences, killings and basically tearing down everything to satisfy your hatred/grievances without any considerations for the casualties, consequences, and priorities to rebuild the system, it become a pointless and selfish movement that will actually never bring any substantial changes besides sufferings and tragedies.
#transformers: One#You can call me a Orion Pax/Optimus Prime kinnie#I may be biased towards my dear rebellious Princess#But I can't stand the potential takes of Orion Pax wanting to maintain the status quo/same system#Y'all are free to sympathize D-16 spiral down to dark part but don't act like he was 100% right#This is a hard pill to swallow but not all oppressed folks have the best intentions in mind for others' well-beings#Everyone is susceptible to corruption#Orion Pax#D-16#Megatron#Transformers One#TF:One#tf one#Transformers
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Oh, another thought just occurred to me that made me gasp real soft because ow, my heart.
First, to set up what led to the thought, I'll establish something else I noticed in chapter 14. Spoilers ahead:
At the end of the game, you finally get the opportunity to sit in the Flood graveyard without the stress of the storm, and take a moment with Trey's mausoleum if you wish. It's even interactive, letting you get a comment from Hazel and a nice, zoomed-in view of what it says. But if you look closely, you'll notice that there is an owl head at the top of the Flood family crest. (This is theoretically also visible on things like, say, the fancy plates you can see at other points in the game. But it would be too small to make out on those, unless you knew to look.)
After this, you head into the mansion proper. And perched near the broken wall as you exit the graveyard? Is an owl. One that slowly, slowly flies ahead of you, escorting you all the way to the mansion itself. At this point, if you hadn't guessed earlier in the game, it becomes clear that this owl—the one that had landed on the balcony railing when you first hear the strands call to Hazel, and indeed, can occasionally be found flying ahead of you on your path throughout the story—is Trey. Or rather, his spirit, manifested in the form of an owl. It's a lovely little detail, having him help Hazel in what ways he can, while she searches for Lacey.
Now, with that said, some of the owls in the game are probably just owls. But while I was thinking about things, as I said at the start of this post, it occurred to me...there might be one other owl that had very similar significance.
Granted, this could just be a normal owl. The sign next to the stick tent for the Mississippi State National Forest Laurent's Camp has an owl as its logo. And Laurent himself became an owl, of sorts. So there are plenty of reasons for the animal that shows up in his memories to be an owl! However, given that the game establishes a different owl as Trey...it could very well be that this owl was Laurent's mom, Thea. But poor Laurent, he had no idea. He was too hurt to let her watch over him from so close, to keep him company. And oh, how it hurts my heart. At the same time...I wonder whether the owl you see in chapter 7 is still Trey? Or if perhaps Thea is the one acting as a guide in the dark forest, still close enough to keep an eye on her son, while the Strands whisper louder and more often than any other chapter...
A bonus observation, while I'm here:
This is the boat Laurent would go fishing in as a kid, to get them dinner when his dad fell into depression and couldn't manage. (This memory gets me right in the heart, too. Young Laurent is so small, alone in that boat.) Most of the color scheme of the Rougarou is pretty self-explanatory—red muscle and white bone, reflected in his wings, feathers embroidered with eyes almost like a moth's eyespots. But the little bit of green kept puzzling me...until I ran across this boat. That's why his smaller secondary wings have green in them, and why their embroidery is more rudimentary. Hidden under his fabricated outer layer of fancy suit-like wings, under his normal put-together-adult appearance, is the lingering echo of a hurt little kid who had to grow up too fast.
#south of midnight#south of midnight spoilers#trey flood#laurent#laurent baptiste#owls#id in alt#owl dads owl dads#if Hazel had a nickel for every time her dad was an owl she'd have two nickles (which isn't a lot but it's great that it happened twice)#(also for my Secret Worlders:)#(I absolutely called the owl Cucuvea until chapter 14 XD)#I've been trying to keep my theorizing mostly vague to minimize spoilers for folks who haven't played yet#and may not have blocked spoiler tags#but this one required laying things out more explicitly#I also can't remember whether I've mentioned the boat on here yet#or just rambled to a couple friends about it#so in it goes while I make myself sad thinking about Laurent
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im sorry to hear that you're actively losing your relationship due to being ace.. thats genuinely devastating
it's alright babe, at the end of the day I'll always have this smokin hot bod and this clean bill of mental heal-..... this smokin hot bod!
#thanks though i appreciate it <3#im not sure what's happening right now#things are very tense#i don't think they're very happy#and they're taking it out on me but i AM the world's best (metaphorical) punching bag so#we ball#it took me 6 moths to have the convo#bc i was so afraid of it#and now i need to have another to find out what's going on with them#but i genuinely do not have the emotional ability rn#they suggested they may have to kill themselves or cheat on me if they couldn't get sex#and i was like well then do a flip and call a homie while you're at it bc it aint happening#and that's on BOUNDARIES FOLKS!!#I wouldn't have done that 6 months ago#i would have given in!#but i didn't!#so that's good i suppose#but i guess we just have to see what happens#i've been thinking about going to a local ace support group#to see if i can find more irl people to talk to#bc i don't have many#but thanks anon i appreciate your empathy <3 :)#sorry for being silly with it it's just that i will literally fall apart if I'm serious for a second here#love u#this is also another reason why im slow with replies#lots of stuff going awn over here
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so on top of like, every ratiorine roleswap/personality swap au being just kaeya & albedo 2.0, now i have the additional realization that my nihility genius society!aventurine is just…… mini nous.
like the whole taller blue & black open chested leaning-more-toward-mischief one versus the shorter blue & white deadpan-ish researcher. jesus christ.
AND THEN my aventurine does probability to the point that he’s considered psychic… like that is what nous became an aeon around. jesus christ. nihility aven is not only considered sacrilege because he chose the name ananke (ananke = necessity to nous = intellect), he’s also hated because people see him as attempting to usurp nous/become nous 2.0.
#the lovers’ crossroad au#also honestly. i may just make them stellaron hunters here. aven would be both the elio & the kafka equivalent#where while elio is destiny’s slave aven is destiny’s weaver. he’s fate blessed. he’s the one who calls the shots#he’s just also nihility so he doesn’t give a shit to manipulate things 98% of the time#hsr#aventurine#this could admittedly also be incredibly fun w elation!ratio#bc they’d very much so be entire opposites there w aven as fate and ratio is someone who wants to be/is trying to be uncertainty/chaos#very human versus the divine. nihilism versus caring abt humanity. they’ve got it all folks#(this is specifically funny bc i have an au where bc of the corruption albedo ends up w a permanent teal/pink theming akin to aven’s eyes)
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Dark fantasy AU?
-In hindsight, as he's being chased through the forest, hunted by mythical creatures is not where Reggie thought he'd end up when his folks told him they were moving to Los Angeles. Honestly, considering how he used to roam the woods and fields near his Meemaw's farm, the fact that he'd stumbled into a fairy circle near the beach was almost insulting.
-It's not even that he manages to outrun them. It's that one night (he thinks it's night, though time moves differently here and light and dark are all tangled up and is the purple haze of the sky supposed to be dusk or dawn or just a dark stop of the forest?) he'd decided to just... give up.
He couldn't remember how long he'd been running, running from the pounding of hooves and the yapping of dogs that did not look anything like what a dog should look like. He couldn't remember a time where he wasn't hungry, or thirsty, or tired, but something inside of him just kept making him run and run and run
-But he'd had enough. So he just sat down, with his back towards the noise, and hoped they'll kill him quickly. And to comfort himself, he sang the lullaby his Meemaw used to sing when he was scared of the thunder.
-That's what saved him. One of the fae, Caleb, was so charmed by the song that instead of doing whatever it is they did with their prey, he bundled Reggie up and took him to his... castle. Dwelling. Domain.
-He was dressed in finery and made to sing as Caleb and the other fae danced and ate and did things that Reggie very much had not wanted to see, thank you very much. But eventually, they slept, and Reggie met... the other humans who were trapped here.
-Luke, a young boy who had run away from home to become a musician in 1875. He was distraught to hear Reggie tell him it was the nineties now. Even more distraught when Reggie clarified it was the 1990s.
-There was Alex, who had been cast out of his village for reasons he did not want to share, but that Reggie figured out pretty quickly when he saw the way he looked at Willie. He'd fallen asleep near a fairy circle, and the promises he'd been made had been so tempting, he'd said yes before he fully understood the deal.
-And then there was Willie. The boy who had been stolen from his parents, a changeling left in his place. Who had grown up here, a part of this world yet not really. Who did not know what the other boys meant when they talked about years, or America, or really the whole concept of 'family'.
-Luke's the one who tells them of their escape plan. Alex is worried they can't trust Reggie not to rat him out to Caleb, and Reggie is like: um excuse me I was just hunted for sport for who knows how long you think I wanna help that guy?
-But before he can Willie just tilts his head and says: his heart is pure.
-Which is very sweet but also a little creepy.
-Anyway, they do manage to escape Caleb's clutches somehow, and end up back in the human world.
-Being yeeted out of a little ring of mushrooms in the soil of a plant Ray overwatered in the big plant wall of the Molina studio was not particularly pleasant, okay. Considering a real human should not be able to fit through that. But Willie explained that as soon as a fairy portal grew, it was only a manner of time that the fairies would notice it and stake it out to see what they could lure to their realm.
-Somehow, Luke and Alex get thrown clear across the room, Luke slamming against the door, Alex dropping onto the concrete floor.
-Reggie's not sure if him crashing against a pretty wooden piano is better or worse. The sound it made was definitely worse.
-Somehow, Willie ends up sitting crosslegged on the little piano bench, and he turns and quickly crushes up the mushrooms to destroy the portal.
-Julie, of course, is screaming, Alex and Luke and Reggie are screaming. Willie is trying to explain to Julie she over-watered her fern and pouts when she runs away.
-No they're not ghosts but they are changed and they all have weird powers. Luke nearly cries with joy that he can still summon his guitar. Alex is really not okay with this whole 'walking through walls' thing. Reggie is sad he cannot summon a puppy or a pizza.
-Willie can teleport short distances and is shocked to learn humans can't just do that? You have to walk everywhere? Or ride a horse. What's a car? What's roller skates? He needs to see one of these skateboad things immediately, let's summon the human girl back to ask for one. What can they trade for a skateboard?
-They're kind of freaked out at the whole 2020 thing, but hey, Reggie's like: at least it hasn't been a hundred years like when I told Luke about the 90s.
-Queue canon but it's even worse and more chaotic.
#julie and the phantoms#I wrote a thing#AUs are awesome#what do I even call this?#kidnapped by the fae au#I had such a hard time sorting out what was dark fantasy vs supernatural vs horror so... had a breakdown bon appetit#spent days going NO WE ARE NOT DOING A(NOTHER) CORALINE AU#I've only had creepy changeling willie who isn't entirely human anymore for 15 minutes#but if anything were to happen to him etc etc#alex does maybe like the whole 'being able to turn invisible' thing#except it doesn't work on Julie#for some reason#(*cough* Rose's great grandmother may have been a changeling)#Caleb of course is unseelie and rose's great great grandparents had trouble conceiving#they asked the fair folk for help and got a child... but then their child was swapped with a changeling after a few months#and they were all: um excuse we want our child back. No we're not giving this one back to you#tough shit a deal's a deal we gave you our magic music box for a kid and you gave us two no refunds because you screwed up#the story has been passed down for generations and Ray thinks it's a sweet fairytale#except there it's real and he's like: ... okay then. And then in true Molina tradition goes: *shrug* it's free children
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For years, severe insomnia had me writing at night. I'm not a night owl, not by any stretch. For the last several nights, I've tried writing this extremely smutty scene, but to no avail. My brain begins preparing for closing at around 8PM, knocking me into a stage of stupid by 10PM as it demands I go to bed. I take my edible (I cannot use Rx sleep aids, but the edible I use works magic) and fight bedtime like a damn child. By 11PM, it's kicked in fully, and I'm walking around with just one eye open and constantly touching my face and hair. No point in fighting sleep, so off to bed.
My natural wake-up time is six hours after crashing. Doesn't matter when I go to bed. Damn near exactly six hours of sleep, and then I cannot sleep anymore. This morning, I was up at 7:18AM, and decided to stop being stupid and try writing now instead of the evening.
Wow, look at that. 1400 words in the span of an hour, and I'm not even halfway done. Gosh, it can't possibly have anything to do with me following my body's natural cycle, can it?
I'll have this delicious filthy chapter posted by the end of the day.
#chaosfay talks#I'm autistic and have what my therapist calls severe ADHD. I was on medication for a year before the side effects demanded I stop using it.#My ADHD has turned more moderate and turns out several other folks I know who have severe ADHD have noticed a similar change after they#quit using the medication. One of them lasted about two months before their brain went full brat and few other nearly a year.#I'm on month three and doing really well. as for the side effects? severe constipation. I had to use glycerin suppositories twice daily#and fucking schedule when I use the toilet. multiple doses of fiber supplements throughout the day. very low salt diet. physically active#to keep things going. Milk of Magnesia once a week. lots of hydration. then I got a UTI in November and it was BAD. turns out#constipation can cause these and/or make it difficult to recover. I quit the med immediately and things began to improve but damage#was done and for almost three months dealt with urinary retention and required using a panty liner everyday. then my doctor#suggested the Uqora bladder supplement because it worked magic for her and a few other patients. It took three weeks of use and#the retention improved. I'm on week two without a panty liner and have since order a subscription for it. fucking outstanding.#I'm still waiting to see a urologist. the referral went through but now it's just waiting for the phone call. for all I know I may#still have an infection but it's dormant. my doctor explained it can reside in the biofilm of my bladder and cannot be treated until#it's active. so in the meantime supplements hydration and OMG I never want to taste cranberry juice again.
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woke up early but the sun isnt out yet so my productive working hours are yet to be unlocked
which sucks bc there is much work to be done but i am incapable of starting. and sucks extra bc of the fucking guilt
#lads im fightin tooth and nail to have a normal morning and not beat myself up over this#but i may be losing#lil tam vents#like i would absolutely be able to write fic or draw or game. no problemo#but do WORK??? incapable#is this what the adhd folks call excecutive dysfunction
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Wholesome reminder:
Rad, in any name, is, yes, automatically ruined. But before responding to anyone, you look through their blog, their posts and reblogs, and their intro to get an idea of their character and how they are as a person. You never know if you accidentally go after a person who may be genuinely a good person and may be using a term differently to them than what we know nowadays or may be using a term that, even though we know it, is different from that term's connotation or using the term's original definition, which has been skewed by others who misused it and has altered our perception to think that person is the same as the rest who misused it.
Also, with anyone, you have a civil conversation regardless of your opinion of them, like you do in a discussion. If not, instead of reacting, just block and go about your day.
:3 thats it!
#reminder#wholesome#tumblr radar#yes yes you may call me a ditz or too nice#but I wish we all had civil convos#I have had many civil convos with many types of people and you gain a understanding bout folks than you do in an argument#it's nice sometimes to have a discussions like they taught us in school
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I made this blog mainly as a place to store art + memes for my fandoms and doodles of my original stories. I’ve posted a lot of the former, but none of the latter, so… Here you go? Have some goofy “incorrect quotes” inspired jokes of a project of mine called The Name-Oath.
Context is indented and italicized, but you can probably read through the doodles below without getting too confused if you skip it:
The first half of the actual plot is your standard fae romance starring a human woman who doesn’t realize the male lead is a supernatural creature, and just thinks he’s really into cosplaying alone in a mansion in some freaky forest. The second half is rom-com shenanigans between the divorced human woman and male lead after the world's ugliest breakup. He desperately tries to get back together at every waking moment and she just wants to hang out with her bestie Summer and raise her half-fae daughter in peace. The human woman is named Eglantine, but goes by Egg. She got stuck with the nickname during high school and decided to start going by it in an effort to have a more "average" sounding name. This did not work as intended, but it certainly helped her avoid getting her name stolen when she first met the male lead. She's something called a skipwitch. This is a whole worldbuilding thing I'm not going to get into here. The male lead is named Kieran. He is a drama king. He spent several centuries under magical house arrest. He can talk to rats. He has pretty hair. This is all you need to know about him, except maybe the fact that he's royalty. Summer is Egg's best friend, and she is the resident fae expert in her and Egg's coven. Competitive and protective of Egg. She hates Kieran's guts, and the feeling is mutual. Egg and Kieran's daughter is named Violet, but she goes by Froggy. She is a terrifying force of nature by virtue of being the offspring of a skipwitch and Unseelie prince. Enjoys microwave pizzas, her pet beta fish, video games, and getting her way. Alois is Kieran's invisible butler. He's a surprisingly talented singer.



#I've had this sitting in my drafts for ages bc I was too nervous to post it. oops.#That one comic wasn't an exaggeration btw--- Egg DID survive her first encounter with Kieran despite not knowing magic existed#She kept evading all the stereotypical Fae tricks like asking for your name / trying to get you to eat and drink Fae food#COMPLETELY by accident#Like.#“Hello there. May I have your name?” “Just call me Egg dude. Everyone does it."#“Would you stay a moment and have a drink with me?” “No thanks I just want to use your phone so I can call a friend to pick me up.”#Kieran was spent a lot of the evening they met being very angry that none of his tricks were working.#And then he later found out it wasn't that they weren't working because this mortal woman knew exactly how to slither her way past them---#she had NO CLUE what she was doing.#He is even angrier when he learns this#and his anger is compounded by the fact#that he is developing a crush on the mortal woman who he's been trying to woo to break a curse on himself#and she is not at all wooed despite his best efforts#Like. At all.#His plan to break the curse has backfired horribly.#Oh “Lady Killer in Love” trope how I love thee#stuff by sofie#The Name-Oath#fae folk#fae#faecore#fae romance#fantasy romance
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Re-tag drop: Yelan
#tag drop#[ yelan. ] i can't change the facts. but if it's a choice between the cold; hard truth and blissful unawareness: i'll take the former.#[ yelan: ic. ] that's a worst-case scenario. but all too often; the most pessimistic speculation turns out to be the closest to the truth.#[ yelan: inquiries. ] oh? you'd like to know more about me? what will you give in exchange then?#[ yelan: countenance. ] an old friend of mine once privately commented to me that ] yelan “is always smiling; but never with her eyes.”#[ yelan: introspection. ] like a phantom she appears in various guises at the center of events; and disappears before the storm stops.#[ yelan: wishes. ] that which hides inside her… that constant calling; it is the blood of heroes which has been howling for 500 years.#[ yelan: etc. ] every round of finger-guessing is a tiny adventure; and every roll of dice sends sporadic thrills down her spine.#[ yelan: liyue. ] liyue will never plunge into disaster without clue of the danger like it once did. she will see that it is not unprepared#[ yelan: home. ] i'm guessing you've fallen for the rumors about me being very wealthy; having high demands for my standards of living?#[ yelan: yanshang. ] the teahouse has really brightened up after the boss took over and kicked the fatui and gamblers out.#[ yelan: lantern rite. ] every year on this day; the lanterns light up the night. may the fire never die and may humanity endure.#[ yelan: chasm. ] perhaps she will plunge into that darkness one day; and the ill fate that once befell her ancestors shall find her too.#[ yelan: scope. ] i serve ningguang. the tianquan of the qixing. the scope of my work includes some of liyue's biggest secrets.#[ yelan: weaponry. ] water. divided it is as streams uncounted: close yet untangled. united it is as a giant wave: inexorable; unstoppable.#[ yelan: wriothesley. ] don't fight over fleeting gains or losses. focus on where your heart is leading you and move forward. [ delusionaid#[ yelan: uncle tian. ] there's nothing wrong with wanting to win other people's respect. but when has uncle tian looked down on anyone?#[ yelan: ningguang. ] we both made a mistake: we shouldn't have involved ordinary folk in what we do. / ordinary folk?#[ yelan: xiao. ] you think you're oh-so cold and ruthless. i'm not buying it. - losing one of us so the rest can escape? some victory that#[ yelan: keqing. ] if something happens that they didn't anticipate; it throws their plans into oblivion. but the yuheng is different.#[ yelan: ganyu. ] i could never work non-stop like she does. certainly not at that level of efficiency. i guess being half-adeptus has its#[ yelan: yanfei. ] when i help her out; i always get some invaluable leads in return. gotta say though: i think she respects me a little mu#[ yelan: traveler. ] you don't have to be on guard around me. i never scheme against people who have my stamp of approval.#[ yelan: v. youth. ] you're still young. be patient. believe in yourself; and don't look outside yourself to prove your value.#[ yelan: v. pre-qixing. ] i don't do these things to help the powerful or mighty get rid of dissident forces. but because water too has a s#[ yelan: v. qixing. ] seeing isn't always believing. and if you can't trust your eyes; you certainly can't trust rumors.#[ yelan: meta. ] the chances are if i open this door; there can be no witnesses left alive. is that a sufficient reason for you?
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#I'm assigned sex at birth#the idea of a doctor looking at a baby and going hmmm. i know what Gender this thang is just seems like#not a real thing that can happen. especially if that were the case we'd have way cooler birth markers on our IDs#so to me it's just. Body Shaped/Predicted To Be Shaped in a cerain way and May have the ability to do Certain Things#and this may also heavily influence the way parents choose to raise [baby]#like!! how would These bitches know??? personally. my folks hardly got my name down before i peaced out#MY sex means nothing to me other than which hormones my body makes more of most of the time and what things to look out for health wise#it dictates which vitamins i buy at the drug store. decides what Kind of heart attack symptoms i need to be aware of and#what other condition i may be more likely to have/develop#obv this isn't a call for people to use these terms on folks who say they aren't comfortable with them#but i choose to process these terms as useful Societal and Medical information as opposed to anything else#that being said I have a wonderful and loving family and support system and therefore can expect the best out of the people around me#trans#nonbinary#nb#2slgbtqia+#two spirit#2 spirit#gnc#gender#polls
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damn y'all work really does got me Tired About Eyeballs
#living the optician in training life#I am literally so tired#human interaction at a new job is especially draining#I know I'll get used to it soon but GODDAMN man#some folks are just so skeezy#no you cannot have free trial contacts when your prescription expired 4 years ago and you haven't even been in for an exam#why not? because you are Stupid and if you fuck something up while wearing the expired prescription and we gave it to you#then your dumb ass will blame us and we will be sued#it may be a prescription for your eyes but IT IS STILL A MEDICAL PRESCRIPTION THAT YOU MUST RECEIVE FROM A DOCTOR#you can't go to your doctor and ask for medicine for an illness you had 4 years ago#so why would you expect different from us?#shit changes in 4 years#the audacity of some if these ignorant entitled fuckos#and we have a really affordable basic deal on an exam and two pairs of eyeglasses!#70 bucks for the whole shebang!#it's almost always better than what insurance covers!#and then people want to get all the add ons and special materials and go full on surprised pikachu face when it's not the same price anymore#they're called add ons because they ADD ON#they are not usually necessary unless you live a certain lifestyle that makes them worth the investment#but if you need something affordable in order to see and function and not end up killing yourself driving#then the basic plan is an insanely good and affordable deal!#i used the very same deal prior to being hired!#i have my main glasses and a whole ass backup pair#and some people just#do not get it#they think they can get something ~special~ or that their insurance just HAS to be better bc it's insurance#please you guys learn to think freely and critically#okay rant over#tate talks#work tales
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like this for a PETER B. PARKER starter.
#❀ starter call.#( i know folks followed for him )#( & may be too shy to ask for him on my other starter call )#( i got u spidey buddies )#( timeline will probably be vague to avoid spoilers ?? )#( lmk in ur replies if u have seen the movie pls )
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#poverty#humor#urban#folk#momma#scabies#detergent#any of y'all grow up so poor that yo momma only put just enough detergent in yo laundry so you don't get scabies?#poor#soap an water#then when you moved out you used so much soap it made you itchy?#you tried five brands before you asked and found your mom was using generic dish soap. diluted.#then after two weeks of your shitty first job- you find out about simple green from a coworker.#because smelling like floor cleaner is better than smellin like cigarettes and puke.#green clean#™#it's good to dilute simple green™ though because that shit so strong.#buy that two gallon motherfucker that you can only get at the hardware store. that'll last you your whole life!#don't forget it under the sink when you move out. no matter how bad you fucked up to get kicked out. or what you owed on rent.#grab. that. shit. nigga or cracka as the case may be. esse. what do Asians call one another? I don't have a joke. IDK honestly. what?
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