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🏳️🌈 + uhhh any little 18trip individual u wanna do bc icr their names rn whoops
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uhmmmm we'll do raito because why not
so. raito kitakata. i need you to look directly at him because he is the most insane guy ever. canonically aromantic (!!) who tried dating once upon a time but just didn't understand why people did it. his gender is [spoilers for ev3ns mainstory]. he's a guy but he has 3 years to live so he doesn't really care. there are more important things to do like jumping into the ocean to fight off sharks as they sail away from a high security prison after winning a glorified paintball fight to become an idol. he's also an astrology girl which i think makes him better. also an astrology girl. entirely unrelated to sexuality/gender headcanons i just think its funny.
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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#too many things to tag and i don’t know a lot but#my favorite inclusions#columbo#batman#shuichi saihara#kyoko kirigiri#sam and max#charlie kelly#kamen rider#hidari shoutaro#philip#phoenix wright#blues clues#roger rabbit#hank schrader#death note#kira#light yagami
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eXCUSE ME???????????????????????
#rambling tag#so the writers know max/niles thing going on at the time???#4x18#me watching the nanny
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Going back to Zag's romantic relationships from Mel is extremely hilarious to me because of how comparatively well-adjusted he was.
Sure he done fucked up with Meg in the past and they had to kill each other as part of the job description, his sudden leaving seriously hurt Than while also having communication issues w/ each other, and there's the matter of Dusa being a lowly servant of the House. But in the end, he sorted everything out with 0 grievances from all parties involved (that one dialogue where Than admits Meg is the one who tells him to finally pursue Zag seriously warms my heart). Got the Mom(s) Seal of Approval™ even, and from Achilles too!
Meanwhile I look at Melinoë and she has a frankly criminal amount of situationships. Her rizz level is insane and she goes straight for the throat when flirting yet somehow her dating life is simultaneously a mess and nonexistent. Nemesis regularly kicks her into the dirt verbally AND physically but is the only person to acknowledge how fucked up it is that Mel is sent out alone in the hopes of killing an all powerful Titan that took SIX gods to kill in the past. "Fuck you and fuck your stupid frog in particular" then turns around and gives free Death Defiances. Her and Moros try to flirt with each other but they kept missing the mark because sometimes one of them says something totally unhinged like it was normal (I don't think watching people die is an appropriate bathtime conversation topic, my man). Her and Eris are a hot mess—literally with all those rounds she shot at Mel AND without a basis of workplace professionalism. Icarus is one shot nerve away from accidentally proclaiming his undying (literally) love to her but his guilt complex is hanging on to that nerve. And then there's Arachne and her not so little crush warring with the fact that said crush is family with and is helping the gods who cursed her.
Never have I realized how important it is that Zag has become a minor god of relationship counselling until I look at his baby sister and think, "yeah girl you definitely need help for all that shit".
#ksatalks#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#hades game#girl you're a fucking mess (affectionate)#can't wait to see how all of this will blow up when we can max out relationship gauges#melinoë#melinoë hades#zagreus hades#megzagthan#melnem#melmor#meleris#waxwitch#is there a ship name for mel/arachne yet?#too many characters to tag so i will not lmao
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i was super lazy with this but i needed to get this idea out or i wouldve shrivelled
#something something ma berry heard that her sons were out and about being bandits and she was worried sick#i might elaborate on this later. maybe#kazzy scribbles#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc oc#tadc spoilers#tadc gummigoo#ma berry#the amazing digital circus fanart#comic#chad#max#do not tag as ship#ALSO IM SO GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE MA BERRY
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finally finished drawing the entire grid! really struggled with some guys but hopefully you can't tell who....
(blank template available here!)
#this took me way longer than i thought it would so thats why daniel is still in vcarb LMAO...#f1#oilspill#holy fuck do i have to tag everyone#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#fernando alonso#lance stroll#oscar piastri#lando norris#nico hulkenberg#kevin magnussen#franco colapinto#alex albon#lewis hamilton#george russell#max verstappen#checo perez#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#yuki tsunoda#daniel ricciardo#zhou guanyu#valteri bottas#draw the grid
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what is in the american air that is making them say crazy shit like this (not that i‘m complaining)
#full credit to the people who‘s tweets i used#if they are yours please yell at me in a comment so i can tag you!!!#formula one#formula 1#f1#oscar piastri#franco colapinto#max verstappen#liam lawson#fernando alonso#cota 2024#us gp 2024#austin gp 2024
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races and naps
#words contain two tweets since theyre posted separately!!#this was supposed to be drawn long ago as a first impression to fontaine but time passed way too long#and i already maxed the areas and completed every world quests#but still wanna get the ideas out anyway haha did u know otters sleep holding hands so they dont drift away by the current#qiiarts#xiao#lumine#traveler#paimon#childe#tartaglia#neuvillette#frankly enough i think the otter treasure hunts thing amount to 11 little guys and that number i drew was a complete coincidence#genshin impact#fontaine#just woke up and realized i forgot the twins tag im so sorry bbs#lyney#lynette
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F1 x AO3 tags
#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#george russell#alex albon#<3#galex#brocedes#😭😭#nico rosberg#sir lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton#sewis#sebastian vettel#[sigh] i wish he was real#f1 x ao3 tags#f1 x the internet#lestappen
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guys do you see my vision here
#better call saul#breaking bad#brbabcs#time to tag all the characters …🙂#jimmy mcgill#saul goodman#kim wexler#mcwexler#lacho#laloward#lalo salamanca#nacho varga#howard hamlin#gusmax#gus fring#max arciniega#walter white#skyler white#jesse pinkman#jane margolis#lydia rodarte quayle#chuck mcgill#mike ehrmantraut#and that david guy
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For the emoji thingie 🎅🏼 Santa Claus bc crimmus
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you are my:
(🎅🏼) mutual
( ) friend
(🎅🏼) close friend
you intimidate me:
( ) yes
(🎅🏼) no
do i want to talk more:
(🎅🏼) yes
( ) no
have i ever had a crush on you:
( ) yes
(🎅🏼) no
best feature:
( ) @
( ) layout
(🎅🏼) posts
random
(🎅🏼) you’re very funny
( ) you’re adorable
( ) i freaked out when you followed me
( ) i feel like i annoy you
(🎅🏼) i love seeing your posts on my dashboard
( ) you’re so pretty
(🎅🏼) i love you a lot
( ) you’re so relatable
(🎅🏼) i’m grateful for you
(🎅🏼) i wish i could meet you one day
#message in a bottle#earthdragon-thatz#zag's tag#max's tag#it feels like we've drifted a bit just bc interests no longer align as they used to but i still#love and appreciate u as a friend. irreplaceable in my life fr
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0.87 fps (f*cks per second) 2021 grid
via Netflix UK & Ireland X
#a great timing to bring this one back 👍#i tried but please let me know if i missed anyone in the tags will add back lol#esteban ocon#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#charles leclerc#lance stroll#george russell#yuki tsunoda#christian horner#guenther steiner#zak brown#lando norris#lewis hamilton#nicholas latifi#f1#collection
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#max thinks shes relevant#dan and phil#dan howell#phil lester#dnp#phan#i hate tagging it feels so attention seeking
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YN on tiktok: hey guys! can you watch my boss for a sec? Lewis: 🤨
author’s note: omg spinoff four. i promised to take a break. i apologise 😔 feel free to send more scenarios/ships u wanna see with assistant yn! i might even start doing texts as well as these mini ig posts. whatever you guys think is best.
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yourusername: lewis be like ‘yn get off that damn phone, stop taking pictures of me and go do your job!’ but he doesn’t even know i run a successful ig page with tons of hot sexy bad bitches who follow me.
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user1: girl do u ever do your job? 😭
-> yourusername: yes ofc i do. looking after my baby roscoe and ignoring the other guy, whatshisface.
-> lewishamilton: yn…
-> yourusername: i know… fired again 😔
maxverstappen1: you look gorgeous.
-> yourusername: i appreciate this, but i post for the bad bitches only.
-> maxverstappen1: i am the bad bitch you speak of.
-> yourusername: my bad 😔💔
bestie: i look so cute in the second picture fr 🥰
-> yourusername: ur always sexy bae 😍
user3: where did u get that shirt omggg!! so cute!!
-> yourusername: stole it from lando’s closet. that’s why it’s so small on me.
oscarpiastri: i took that second photo btw 📸
-> yourusername: we know, and we love you for it.
-> oscarpiastri: 😁
user2: i am one of yn’s sexy bad bitches 😍
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user4: ROSCOE PIC!
user5: lewis looks so cute in that pic 🥺
-> yourusername: don’t let the babygirl appearance fool you.
user6: where is jude???
user8: i miss seeing yn and george interact 😔
-> user9: all she did was bully him and flirt with his girlfriend??
-> user8: exactly 😔
user10: i love your tiktoks!! lewis’ face when you put the camera in front of him was hilarious.
-> user11: he was like ‘yn wtf u making me do now??’ 😭 he is sick of her shenanigans
-> user12: no literally 😭😭 she be putting his ass through it. you’d think she was the merc admin.
-> user13: don’t disrespect her like that omg. that shady ass admin.
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user7: are her and lewis dating?
-> yourusername: lewis said if i start dating rumours i’m fired but i think i’d be a sexy wag 😍 we’re not dating though. that man signs my paychecks x
-> user7: you’re a prostitute?
-> lewishamilton: NO. she’s my assistant. stop letting people think we’re in some sort of pretty woman relationship yourusername
-> yourusername: but it’s fun 😔 and i’m bored 😔
-> landonorris: you wouldn’t be bored with me yn
-> yourusername: not now lando
-> landonorris: sorry 😔
#jayde’s works ☆#dream girl universe シ#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#formula 1 x reader#f1 smau#lewis hamilton x reader#lando norris x reader#max verstappen x reader#?? can i even tag it that#tell me if i cant
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absolutely obsessed with these two btw
#ive been thinking abt npmd nonstop for the past month its so so good#they can and WILL make each other worse#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#snow.txt#grace chasity#max jagerman#<- realizes liek 3 hours later i should tag the characters names
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