#max/castiel

[naughtystiel]

If Castiel got stuck in the Mad Max universe

[fynnlink]

Your gay situationship just ended and you don't know how to move on?

Don't worry, you (and your ex) may be entitled to one or more of the following paths forward.

[Intact Mental or physical Health not included or required]

[However the likelyhood of a rad change of style is almost 100%]

In the future you might:

Become the dictator of a mageless city-state and oppress half the population (you were grieving why are people still hung up on your war crimes?!)

Become an underground boxing champion losing yourself to grief, trauma and self-destructive coping mechanisms (but at least the moment you fell in love will haunt accompany you forever)

Become the Leader of a hivemind cult with "slight" eugenic undertones wrapped up in an utopian commune (I'm sure your new path will be "glorious")

Follow-up to the above should you struggle with the cult commune you can alternatively just turn everyone into machines (and don't stop at your cult, believe in yourself and you could "improve" the entire world)

Become lost in the dystopian future of a dead and empty world devoid of all life and joy due to your own actions and ambitions (but hey you might get a relaxing caving trip)

Become leader of a team of child soldiers heroes fighting for acceptance in a grand metaphor for bigotry (you will be bald, no way around that)

Become leader of a team of evil opposing warriors fighting for dominance in the same metaphor for bigotry (you will thirst over and yearn for said bald dude, no way around that)

Become trapped in "Super-Hellᵀᴹ" for daring to try to confess your feeling in the english dub (You're only allowed to do this in the spanish dub, duh)

Become so stifled by homophonic editorial and corporate intervention "shock" that you don't/barely respond (but hey don't worry about that since you'll die to a DAMN RUSTY NAIL/SPIKE WTF SUPERNATURAL after fighting to survive and live for 15 years)

Regarding the two above, at least your confession will become one of the biggest memes ever and you'll be in the top three interesting occurrences during a november week in which a CONVICTED FELON rose to a position of far too much power and influence TWICE (SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE)

[youscootasshat2]

Liverpool Comic-Con 2023 Supernatural full panel

Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Ruth Connell, DJ Qualls, Mark Sheppard, Samantha Smith

[flannelfaeries]

*does the stanky leg* congrats! autism!

[jxncywarrior]

does anyone else notice how for queer headcanon ships, the vast majority of the fandoms hc one as gay and one as bi? i’m not sure i’ve ever seen a non-canon queer ship where both characters were bi4bi or gay4gay. here are just a few of the examples i could think of.

Byler (Stranger Things): Will (canonically gay) - Mike (bi)

Ronance (Stranger Things): Robin (canonically lesbian) - Nancy (bi)

Elmax (Stranger Things): Eleven (lesbian) - Max (bi)

Steddie (Stranger Things): Steve (bi) - Eddie (gay)

Buddie (9-1-1): Buck (canonically bi) - Eddie (gay)

Destiel (Supernatural): Dean (bi) - Castiel (canonically gay)

Amezona (Grey’s Anatomy): Amelia (canonically bi) - Arizona (canonically lesbian)

and these are just the ones of the top of my head, there’s probably a lot more out there. i know there are some exceptions but I just noticed a pattern. the vast majority of these fandoms never headcanon both characters in the ship the same sexuality.

i just thought it was funny.

[we-katia-blr]

Prey-puppy eyes = bottom

Hunter-wolf eyes = top

I've finally cracked the code so maybe some of you should consider that fact , I don't wanna hear any " this guy tops " " or" how can people say he doesn't bottom that "

Like I know they can but this is key to a nice fic

I wanna hear your opinions btw

[take-it-on-the-run]

A psychic, a dreamwalker, an ex-vampire, an ex-werewolf, and two sheriffs walk into a warehouse with a portal to another dimension bar.

[smaeemo]

Me and my ladies *I say pointing to all 500 pictures of white men that stare at me when I sleep*

[trans-jon-rights]

I CAN'T draw Noel because I just KNOW he'll turn out to look exactly like Castiel. Fuck you SPN mutuals.

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

oh my god, just fucking realised - F1 Supernatural AU

[anassemblageofpassions]

*goes back on tumblr to see the bad dad discourse*

I’m going to scream yall oh my godddd. Ok so the thing is. They are all bad parents but the reason they are all bad parents is literally because dean is an active abuser and sam and cas keep enabling him and don’t stand up enough for jack to them. They are the battered spouses. Dean wants to put jack in the box. He forces sam to manipulate jack into it. Cas is trying to figure out whether they should put jack in the cage. They’re literally awful. All of them. Jack had an abusive father and two fathers who were victims of said abuser’s abuse and also enabled and occasionally aided the abuse aimed at him even if they didn’t like it. Jack deserved better than all of them.

Anyways. The actual ranking is something like this:

Tied for worst=Dean & Lucifer

Tied for mid=Sam & Cas

best=Kelly. And she didnt even get the chance to raise him beyond the womb.

Sam and cas are Bobby’s mother on the floor picking up the broken pieces of plate that dean threw there while he hurls abuse at his son. If jack had killed dean the way Bobby killed his father, they would have had the same reaction as his mother. They are the ones asking why he always has to provoke him, albeit they are nicer to him.

Dean is violently abusive to jack. This is textual. This is onscreen. It doesnt matter whatever reasons he had, i literally dont want to hear “he was grieving cas/mary/his freedom/etc/whatever” yes he was. All of that is true. That doesnt change the fact that he was violently abusive to jack, and that he was the one literally trying to kill/imprison him on multiple occasions.

[justanothersong]

September 18th is NOT ONLY the day Castiel came into this world but ALSO the day Max Evans saved Liz Parker’s life, so all in all, pretty epic.

[supernaturalmarvel3000]

Help

I need good fanfictions from A03 or Wattpad for.

Supernatural

9-1-1

harry potter

Marvel

Stranger things

It can be ships and oneshots idk.

can have smut.

[flannelfaeries]

hes just. a little guy. little guy. My, lil guy. me

[slime-the-awesomeguy]

didn't feel like finishing it so I just threw some cool effects on it and called it a day!!!

there's like 12 references in this one drawing and almost all.of them are in the tags

@what-its-rio @therealjackdsaf

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

I speak the trUTHish