#max girard

[showmethesneer]

Evelyn when she agreed to make Three A.M. with Max Girard:

[thesadboy]

Spoilers under the cut!

The Seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo

+ her wife❤️

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Magnificent Musketeer Tournament

D'Artagnan Poll 1 - Preliminary Round

D'Artaganan - Aimé Simon-Girard Les Trois Mousquetaires 1921

He is adorable! Sometimes he gives off awkward little boy vibes, and other times he's a tough guy, like when he punches and kicks his way through a whole inn of people. He steals hats from defeated red guards, he gives fencing tips to the king, he's my special little guy and I want more people to know about him

Dart-In-Again - Max Linder L'Etroit Mousquetaire/ The Three Must-Get-Theres 1922

Best version, I don't know, but definitely a solid parody! Made in 1922, starring Max Linder it takes all the beats of the classic plot and gives it the silent movie comedy twist. This D'Artagnan is strangely not that bad at Musketeering! His duel against Rochefort is based on a lot of running for his life, sure, but he can fight when needed! His mustache is iconic because its Max Linder and his outfit is on point! Shining moments of this adaptation include : bonking Richelieu (Poorelieu) on the head with a big hammer, and the Three Musketeers all sleeping in the same bed and jumping on their horses while sliding a pole like firefighters. Iconic I say. And you can watch the whole thing on Wikipedia!

This is the preliminary round for D'Artagnan, consisting of 4 polls - there will be more D'Artagnans in the next round!

The complete list of entrants can be found here.

Additional Propaganda under the cut

Aimé Simon-Girard:

Max Linder:

Link to the full movie on Wikipedia (37 minutes)

It's like that one meme with the cat surrounded by knifes, which perfect D'Artagnan energy

And with his horsy!!!! Cant forget his horse!!

[likelyamused]

Playing on the jukebox:

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Max: I’m surprised. I didn’t think you’d be into video games.

Celia: We usually meet here before we go out. Do you like video games?

Max: Yeah, I do. It’s more of a social thing, though.

Celia: Same...

Celia: Hey, where d’you go?

Max: What?

Celia: Your thoughts were kinda loud just then. Care to share them?

Max: I used to hang out at a place like this back in Newcrest. It was really similar, but also very different.

Celia: What was different?

Max: It was always very busy, but most people were not there for the video games.

Celia: Then, it’s pretty much the same. I mean, it’s not quite as busy perhaps…

Max: These people were… questionable.

Celia: There’s some of that here too. But I guess there’s more loitering teenagers than anything.

Max: And what do you like about this place?

Celia: Well, it’s definitely stuck in another era. It’s grimy and greasy and, in about 15 minutes, it’s going to be filled with bored teenagers from my highschool.

Max: And you like that?

Celia: Nope! But parents leave us alone here. It feels like our place, y’know. I love my parents, but sometimes I just want to have a conversation with my friends that they won’t overhear or be told about by a nosy neighbor. It’s a small town. Word gets around, even if it’s about stupid teenage things.

Max: I bet.

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[clancyycat]

this stupid book is breaking my stupid heart

[karlkapri]

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[planetkiimchi]

soo my lovely aspen asked for moots as fictional characters and i assigned tinker bell characters to some of my moots before running out of options, so here's the "the seven husbands of evelyn hugo" edition!

(please note that this book was not necessarily a positive portrayal of some of the characters... if you've read the book and you get assigned a character you didn't like from it i'm sorry 😔😔 i read the book a long time ago and lowkey forgot who was likeable and who wasn't)

ria / @i-luvsang: evelyn hugo. she knows what she wants in life and she has a tenacity that i think you would have. she's not afraid to speak out for what she believes in, similar to your strong support for palestine.

noelle / @icyminghao: max girard, a true romantic who knows just how to capture his muse. ok how not to lie i've actually just realised i don't think i've read any of ur works before (IM DEEPLY APOLOGETIC) but i read ur "asking svt what they'd do if u became a cockroach" and i think u captured them wonderfully.

moon / @fylithia: robert jamison. he's a caring stepfather to evelyn's daughter, and i kind of think you're a great parent to billy and loki. :D (how are they btw i would love to see more pictures of them!!)

jan / @dearlyminhyung: john braverman. a strong, steady presence, he's someone who isn't afraid to set boundaries and call others out on their bullshit. i think you'd be somewhat like him.

ven / @ikrivi: connor cameron. a little argumentative, she can be quick to love and latch onto misunderstandings. i think you're like her in her youthfulness and knowing more than it seems in her innocence.

ara / @arafilez: celia st james. she's a well-loved person, very head on and straightforward in her words. she loves fully and completely and is extremely amused by all the little characteristics of those she loves.

sky / @weird-bookworm: monique grant. giving main character energy, very eager to learn, i think that's totally you. also attentive and sometimes yells at people she loves (i think)

ally / @winterchimez: rex north. a rather sensational character. a very professional person! just like u and your writing and proofreading :)

dreamy / @jisungsdaydreamer: harry cameron. he's probably the one evelyn was married to the longest. he's realistic, down to earth and caring. i think you would match his energy!

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The Seven Husbands Of Evelyn Hugo

My FanCast (As i imagined them while i was reading, sorry if some are not accurate)

Ernie Diaz

Ava Jogia

2. Don Adler

Richard Madden

3. Mick Riva

Diego Boneta

4. Rex North

Scott Eastwood

5. Harry Cameron ❤️

Sam Claflin

6. Max Girard

Louis Garrel (Age-up)

7. Robert Jamison

Joe Alwyn (aged-up)

Celia St James

(I know, i'm sorry... i just always imagined her brunette and short)

[1000-directions]

books i read this year in vaguely chronological order

the verifiers - jane pek

the truth is - nonieqa ramos

tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow - gabrielle zevin

tomorrow will be different - sarah mcbride

i'm glad my mom died - jennette mccurdy

the first to die at the end - adam silvera

tell me i'm an artist - chelsea martin

sea of tranquility - emily st. john mandel

talking with my mouth full - gail simmons

yerba buena - nina lacour

the empress of salt and fortune - nghi vo

station eleven - emily st. john mandel

you made a fool of death with your beauty - akwaeke emezi

all systems red - martha wells

artificial condition - martha wells

our wives under the sea - julia armfield

we are okay - nina lacour

pageboy - elliot page

exit strategy - martha wells

fugitive telemetry - martha wells

xenocultivars: stories of queer growth - ed. isabela oliveira and jed sabin

love, loss, and what we ate - padma lakshmi

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe - benjamin alire sáenz

margaret and the mystery of the missing body - megan milks

the seep - chana porter

this is how you lose the time war - amal el-mohtar and max gladstone

crying in h mart - michelle zauner

less - andrew sean greer

gender queer - maia kobabe

autoboyography - christina lauren

artemis - andy weir

the glass hotel - emily st. john mandel

less is lost - andrew sean greer

cemetery boys - aiden thomas

the hate u give - angie thomas

how high we go in the dark - sequoia nagamatsu

how far the light reaches - sabrina imbler

the candy house - jennifer egan

notes from a young black chef - kwame onwuachi

trust exercise - susan choi

overdue: reckoning with the public library - amanda oliver

girl mans up - m-e girard

[chlocent]

"they are just husbands. i am evelyn hugo."

a blog by chloe denise nunag of bs psy 2a.

taylor jenkins reid is an american author, well known for her works like daisy jones & the six, malibu rising, after i do, and most notably, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo.

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo is one of the most treasured pieces of literature in the book community. but what is it about, really?

this is a peek into tshoeh, an unbiased and non-spoiling review to get you to read it as well.

for a short background, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo is centered on hollywood movie icon, evelyn hugo. decades have passed since her peak and golden days, and now, she is finally ready to let the public in on the truth about her rather scandalous (love) life.

scandalous, how? well, as the title indicates, hugo married seven times in her life, and this has been a hot topic among the people for years and counting.

with this, monique grant, a journalist for a prestigious magazine, is contacted for a sit-down with hugo. now, hugo has never done exclusive interviews throughout her career, especially not about her private life. so for grant, this could be the scoop that will boost her position in the company and change her career forever.

hugo tells grant about each of her marriages in detail from the first to the last, and grant listens and takes careful note of each one. however, as the book progresses, one would realize that it is not simply a coincidence that hugo personally chooses grant to write her biography.

why?

well, that's reason number one for you to pick up a copy and start diving into hugo's vibrant life.

the story in itself is captivating, but the characters you will definitely fall in love with; evelyn hugo is complex and sometimes morally gray, not often by choice as she was only ever navigating her way through the messy hollywood scene. she is the personification of the idea that is beauty and brains: beautiful, sexy, smart, sensual and ambitious. but she is also mean and calculating, having used people to get what she wanted.

and i'd talk about her seven husbands in detail, but as this review is spoiler-free, i will describe them the way hugo did; poor ernie diaz, goddamn don adler, gullible mick riva, clever rex north, brilliant, kindhearted, tortured harry cameron, disappointing max girard, and agreeable robert jamison.

then, there is also celia st. james, another one of the most famous actresses of hollywood's golden age alongside hugo. being "america's sweetheart", st. james intimidates hugo with her talent in acting, which sparks a rivalry between the two.

of course, there is monique grant. she is charismatic, driven, and like hugo, ambitious. she is a commendable black woman in journalism, consistently standing out for her works, notably for her piece on the right to die.

and that's reason number two for you to grab a copy, physical or virtual.

lastly, aside from the story and the characters, taylor jenkins reid has a way with words that will engulf you in hollywood's golden age and the present time. she stripped bare the movie industry, and she will make you question the truth about the celebrities we know and the lives they present to the public.

she will also make feel a (crazy) range of emotions. one second, you love evelyn hugo, then you hate her the next. reid will make you laugh, then cry. you will be filled with fury with the actions and words hugo leaves, then feel for her and the things she has to go through.

then, there are also the newspaper articles and letters from the past, as well as the features of the present.

more importantly, it is real and raw in a sense that it shows the reality of life and love—how it's never easy, how it's not as glamorous as presented in other forms of media; life is full of twists we never expect, and love will consume you alive.

ultimately, the book was structured and written in a manner that will leave you wondering about what comes next until you are just incapable of putting it down.

yes, that's reason number three of why you need to get into tshoeh as soon as you can.

overall, i can say that the seven husbands of evelyn hugo left me with no words. but at the same time, i have a million things to say. when i first read it, i completed it in one sitting. it was 4 in the morning when i bawled as quietly as i could as to not wake up and alarm the other people in the house.

it's that good.

so, it's your move now. (cmon, put tshoeh in your shopping cart, and check it out Right Now.)

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Magnificent Musketeer Tournament - Current Polls

Cardinal Richelieu:

Poll 1 - Nigel de Brulier vs Vincent Price

Poll 2 - Charlton Heston vs Éric Ruf

Poll 3 - Christoph Waltz vs Christophe Héraut

Poll 4 - Peter Capaldi vs James Cosmo

Poll 5 - Bernard Haller vs Aleksandr Trofimov vs Tim Curry

King Louis XIII:

Poll 1 - Hugh O’Conor vs Ryan Gage vs Florian Cléret

Poll 2 - Freddie Fox vs Louis Garrel

Queen Anne of Austria:

Poll 1 - Angela Lansbury vs Geraldine Chaplin vs Gabrielle Anwar

Poll 2 - Catherine Jourdan vs Alexandra Dowling

Poll 3 - Anne Paurillard vs Sheena Easton vs Vicky Krieps

Poll 4 - Juno Temple vs Victoria Sio

D'Artagnan (Preliminary Round):

Poll 1 - Aimé Simon-Girard vs Max Linder

Poll 2 - Jean-Paul Belmondo vs Jean-Pierre Cassel

Poll 3 - Jean Valmont vs Mikhail Boyarsky

Poll 4 - Olivier Dion vs Tamaki Ryou

Constance Bonacieux:

Poll 1 - Gabriella Wilde vs Raquel Welch

Poll 2 - June Allyson vs Julie Delpy

Poll 3 - Marguerite de la Motte vs Lyna Khoudri

Poll 4 - Megan Lanquar vs Tamla Kari

[likelyamused]

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Celia: Ready to lose?

Max: Oh, there’s no way I’m letting you beat me at this!

Max: Good game.

Celia: Thanks. I had the advantage of having played this game before.

Max: How about a round of Foosball?

Celia: Oh yeah, you’re gonna win there, for sure!

Max: If you don’t…

Celia: Tst! Get on the other side!

Max: Ok, mam’

Celia: Good game.

Max: Thanks.

Celia: How about we grab a drink downstairs and go for a walk. I’d like to show you one of my favorite drawing spots.

Max: I’d like that.

[projazznet]

Joe Marsala – The Chronological Classics: 1936-1942

“An excellent swing clarinetist who was flexible enough to play hot on Dixieland records, Marsala’s six sessions reflect his versatile musical tastes. Among his more celebrated sidemen on these formerly rare selections are trumpeters Marty Marsala (his brother), Pee Wee Erwin, Bill Coleman, and Max Kaminsky, trombonist George Brunies, altoist Pete Brown, violinist Ray Biondi, drummers Buddy Rich and Shelly Manne (both making their recording debuts), and several fine rhythm sections. Marsala’s wife, Adele Girard, the first great jazz harpist, is notably added on 11 of the numbers. Her hot harp playing on “Bull’s Eye” and “I Know That You Know” steals the show. Highly recommended.” – Scott Yanow/AllMusic.