#max evans meta

[dr-lizortecho]

lol! read through that nonsense and I think it’s garbled? but idk how else to say what I’m trying to say besides….

Max’s struggle with his queer identity is very much because he inverted the general sexual orientation definition system. Aka if love (romantics) and sex (sexuality) are each a hand- and the heteronormative labeling system views (love 🤝 sex -> sexual orientation) and the general separation of sexuality and romanticism takes (sex -> sexual orientation) and (love -> romantic orientation) then Max in his limited understanding and aroace identity took (love -> sexual orientation) and (sex -> horniness)

[tomorrowusa]

Our only defense against surveillance capitalism in the short run is to avoid being surveilled. Quitting platforms which suck personal information out of you is essential to protect privacy. Avoiding cookies and trackers is another way to protect yourself.

I’m a compulsive history clearer. My history is cleared automatically when the browser (either Firefox or Safari) is closed. Sometimes I’ll clear much of it selectively in mid session. I NEVER use Chrome which is just a vacuum cleaner of personal info for Google. And speaking of Google, it’s rare for me ever to be signed in there.

To control your personal information it’s necessary to be proactive and to endure a little inconvenience. I see this inconvenience as minor and beneficial – in the same way that conscientious recycling is in the long run.

But ultimately, legislation is needed to protect internet users. There are plenty of precedents. We already have laws to protect safety, to ensure pure food and pharmaceuticals, and to regulate financial transactions. It’s long overdue for online privacy to get the same treatment.

There need to be limits on personal information which online commercial entities can collect, store, and share. 

[terribleoldwhitemen]

just read this from the horse's mouth (shaun evans) and unfortunately I'm spiralling again (x)

Part of our duty is to give us a reason why Morse of the later incarnation never mentions this mentor of his. So Thursday has to do something, or there has to be a fissure in the relationship, where he’s never mentioned again. We’re coming to that point now, I think, and we’ve been slowly, slowly building towards it.

mentally shaken after reading that endeavour s9 article speculating a falling out so now I’m reassuring myself by overthinking the end of neverland as thursday gives his monologue re: protecting the innocent, and specifically the way morse looks at him: the blinding respect-admiration-adoration-faith. thursday goes and proves his fidelity to those ideals beyond a doubt by taking a bullet for them moments later so is it any wonder (I realize upon rewatch) that s6/s7 morse, opera-obsessed hopeless-romantic endeavour “majored in the classics” morse, acts the way he does? that morse has an image of thursday in his mind which isn’t necessarily objective? (and vice versa but that’s a different set of meta.) they are neither of them anymore the men who went to blenheim vale but is it any wonder thursday’s still willing to dash off to the continent at a moment’s notice for a man who–despite having done his best to burn his bridges–once vowed to die at his side, and meant it? blenheim vale surely did more than any other single event of the series to bind them irrevocably (which makes sense; it was the payoff for 2 seasons of buildup) and it feels reasonable to assume russell lewis writes with this in mind (thursday even brings up blenheim vale in s6! he breaks the cardinal rule of tv trauma, which is never refer back to the trauma once the recovery arc is over, no matter how relevant it may be). you don’t unbecome that kind of devotion and god I hope this bears out in s9

[kassandrasdisciple]

TMA ENTITIES X DBD KILLERS

Strap in cos this is gonna be a long one. I'm not going to do all 38 at once because that would actually kill me. So I'm gonna do 10 at a time, covering the original killers. I might cover the licences but then it becomes an argument on how much of their OG representations to include.

The vibe is what Entity I think the killers would serve. Not who they'd be victims of. I.E. I think The Legion would be targeted by The Loney but wouldn't serve it. This is the killers as avatars basically.

With all that out of the way, let's get into these justifications, as always if this has been done before or you have your own interpretations please let me know!

The Trapper

The Slaughter

Starting off hard. In DBD lore Evan doesn't want to serve THE Entity so you could argue none, however I think the most suitable TMA Entity would be The Slaughter.

His kills aren't personal, he commited mass murder, before that he didn't hunt individuals, just punished those who stepped out of line. Even then it wasn't to cause death or for cruelty, he killed as a means to an end. On the other side, he still sees people as people, he didn't view them as flesh to abuse and use.

Because of these action pre-realm, and his impersonal use of beartraps, which maim at random, I think he has similar vibes to the Entity of war and apathetic harm. I could see the argument for The Buried because of how he killed the miners, however I have a much better fit for Too Close, I Cannot Breath.

The Wraith

The Buried

Poor Philip. He also didn't want to be a killer, he spent his life buried. He escaped a war-torn country, he worked a dead-end job, and he literally spent years crushing people to death, with his first and final intentional kill being via crushing aswell.

I don't think he fears The Buried, if he fears an Entity it would be The Slaughter because of his childhood, I think him learning about his accidental murders but then immediately lashing out and inflicting that on his guilty boss shows he embraces The Buried. I think Choke is the best fit for Philip.

The Hillbilly

The Flesh

Also another tragic character. Max was defined by his flesh. I believe by the time he's taken into the realm he's truly internalised The Flesh. We see this in his killing style and home map. His weapon is a chainsaw he uses to butcher and rend, and his realm is a farm covered in slaughtered animals and an abattoir. Hillbilly isn't scared of The Flesh anymore, now he wishes to make everything into meat.

The Nurse

The Spiral

I don't think I can keep calling all the killers tragic ...however. Sally also went through the wringer, she lost her husband, worked in an asylum until the things she saw broke her mind and she strangled 54 people. They find her rocking back and forth sobbing, after completely losing her mind.

However she's not just heavily marked by The Spiral, but she also perpetuates it. It's Meta-Lore that Nurse isn't a normal killer, even compared to other teleporting killers she's on another level, she breaks the game formula, you can't loop normally, she truely is not what she seems. Also I can definitely see a Helen Skin for her, add a door opening animation for her blinks and *chef's kiss*

The Hag

The Desolation

I swear they'll start being less sympathetic soon. Lisa honestly just got screwed over. Was she messing with magic beyond our mortal comprehension? Yes. However that is not a crime, just very Jonathan Simms-coded. Anyways Lisa wouldn't serve The Desolation, however The Hag? The Hag was born after Lisa was tortured, mutilated and starved, and when she got her freedom she chose revenge, she called down calamity on the cannibals and reveled in their deaths.

In the trials The Hag doesn't prioritise quick deaths, she slows down gens, she forces you to hunt down hexes. She wishes to prolong the suffering of the survivors that the Entity makes look like her kidnappers. She has become an Avatar of retribution and cruelty.

The Doctor

The Spiral

See I told you they wouldn't all be tragic characters. Herman is fucking Evil. He didn't have a tragic childhood, he was a child prodigy, he was published as a teen, got into Yale, was set up for being a normal person. However, the CIA gave him unchecked access to prisoners and suddenly the Geneva convention was his personal checklist.

Whilst torture is very Desolation-core, he "excelled" in psychological torture, to the point where even CIA torturers thought he was going to far. DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE THE CIA GOING "yo chill". To The Spiral with you Herman, you Doctor David dupe.

The Huntress

The Hunt

I lied the sympathetic characters are back. Good news though, we're not staying here long. She's The Hunt. Duh. She does protect her isolation so you could argue Lonely, however, she's not really got the social development to know what being lonely is, in her mind she's just protecting her territory. The Hunt for you Anna, go forth and prosper.

The Clown

The End

Oh the creepy ones are back. Kenneth/Jeffery is also really hard to place. Because he does a lot of weird shit. He followed the psychopath playbook, killing birds, small animals, then people. He collects FINGERS which he LICKS. This is going to be controversial but I'm gonna put him in The End, I don't like that he shares the same Entity as my baby Oliver, however I think it fits the most.

He doesn't kill for cruelty (Desolation) or the chase (Hunt), but it is personal (not Slaughter), he kills because he just really enjoys killing. He likes killing and ending lives so much he went from track-star to Clown, he collects fingers as mementos. Truely he has a passion for graphic murder. Out of these 10, Clown is the one who enjoys killing the most.

The Spirit

The Web

I'm still salty that Rin is a killer. Glad she's not a survivor though, but I just want my girl to have peace. Rin noticed her family's decline from her mother's health and her school bills, but she didn't confront her father directly. Instead she gets a job to help support the family, she also looks after her mother. Now, this might just be me seeing her as Martin-coded. However, her more subtle approaches in trying to alleviate her fathers burdens seems very Web.

These small changes didn't save Rin though. Her father snaps, he kills her mother and brutalises Rin. In her last moments she begs for control, to not let this be how her story ends, for the power to avenge her mother and kill her father. And something answers. Truely, if Rin was in the TMA world I think it would've been the Mother of Puppets that answered her.

Her gameplay let's her psych out survivors, tracing scratch marks, and ensnaring her chosen prey with Rancor. Lastly her family tree (or family Web if you will) is part of the reason she's in the realm, her convoluted history linking her to The Oni.

The Legion

The Hunt

I tried to limit repeats, however just as Nurse and doctor are so obviously The Spiral. The Legion are just as Hunt as Huntress. Whilst Anna is more akin to Daisy, a lone wolf, the 4 members of Legion are exactly like the Hunt domain of MAG: 176. They look to Frank as their leader, always checking for weakness, when Susie tries to resist stabbing the janitor, they take her hand and guide the knife into the cleaner's throat.

They Hunt together, they're game mechanics include an animalistic frenzy, and they do it for the thrill, the final stop of a past of vandalism, bullying and theft. I think if the Entity hadn't taken them they most likely would've gone down a similar road to the murder club of MAG: 112.

And that's the list! Obviously the argument could be made for all of them to be Web or Desolation as they all serve the same insect-esque dark god, by causing eternal suffering. However that's boring, and a direct cognate to that doesn't exist in the TMA universe (maybe the things that were fear?). If you disagree with any choices lemme know. I'll probs do the next 10 (from Plague to Skullmerchant on the dbd wiki) soon-ish.

Until then, thank you for reading!

< Icons and art came from the dbd wiki and Grace Holsten's tumblr respectively >

[queer-fag]

Deadpool vs Wolverine thoughts

- lots of Easter eggs like too many to count honestly definitely requires a well rounded media knowledge even outside of marvel

- fucking incredible soundtrack. Great nostalgic choices that really made the film imo

- Chris Evan’s cameo as Johnny flame? Hilarious

- overall plot very fast and loose and really more there just to have a reason to put the two together

- is definitely crack

- like this absolutely could just be considered a crack universe because the one choice that ruined any type of canon was having Laura? The kid from Logan there in the void because Logan was sooo serious and talking about it was fine and bringing a different version (primed for “funnier”) is a great choice but wtf was she just there for other than a lil tear jerk moment idk unnecessary

- all serious moments lowkey unnecessary felt very off in comparison to the rest bc the rest was crack lol

- only part of the multiple Deadpool thing I liked was its uzi time baby

- fuck that gross dog forever but Logan just holding it to walk across truly hilarious

- love blade ? And the elektra call back but still those movies were so.. like serious (tho very camp) that it’s kind of weird to place these characters

- but the one liner to blade about animal king made it ok for me lol

- Stanley steamer cameo Stan Lee check very creative

- Cassandra… idk how to feel just a plug in villain but she had the opportunity to be so so so good I think I felt like she was underutilized

- as usual the worst part of marvel movies is their admittance that they know what’s wrong and don’t care but hey I literally saw it in theaters so it’s cyclical and 50% pass for being written and produced by Ryan

- I wish they put spawn in it. Idk man no reason at all I have no idea how the comics interact if at all but w the other cameos I think that’s probably the most overlooked marvel movie

- mad max mention check check check

- the tva as a continued narrative I dislike which is ironic bcccc —->

- Loki mention! Meta but whatever

- it was really funny I will give it props yes one liners but good ones !

- bloopers from all versions of X-men etc as ending reel solid!!! Very good

- fight scenes.. the opening was the best and the others were fine…

- they should have kisses there was the PERFECT moment and they didn’t

- I think this was a fun Wolverine actually I like how much he swore and was as nasty as Deadpool

- 7/10 final rating which is a b if you’re in Canada (reference Ryan reynolds)

[momecat]

#roswell new mexico#michael guerin#max evans#y'all putting GUERIN TEARS on my dash#like he's just oh god he's just so terrified#alex is missing and he didn't know and he was beating himself up immediately because HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW#it's like the moment he realizes oasis and any answers he might get from it don't matter#none of it matters if he doesn't have alex (via @angrycowboy)

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[juanmecanico]

Todos los movimientos y alineaciones de los pilotos de la Fórmula E para 2024 ¡Hola, entusiastas de los autos! Aquí estamos para hablar sobre la temporada 10 de #FormulaE. ¡Agárrate fuerte, porque hay muchos movimientos de pilotos! 🏎️ Así que, comencemos con DS Techeetah. Tenemos a António Félix da Costa, quien se quedará con el equipo para la próxima temporada. A su lado, Jean-Éric Vergne también está listo para volver. Este par ha demostrado ser impresionante, así que estoy intrigado por ver cómo se desempeñan. Luego, moviéndonos a Envision Virgin Racing, tenemos a Frijns y Bird, que estarán al volante nuevamente. Sin embargo, un gigante salto anunciado por Bird es su mudanza a Jaguar Racing, junto a Evans. ¡Esa es desarrollando bastante trama para la próxima temporada! No podemos olvidar a BMW i Andretti Motorsport. Max Gunther, quien tuvo una excelente actuación en la Temporada 9, se quedará, pero aún no tenemos noticias de su compañero de equipo. Dentro de los equipos, Nissan e.dams parece mantener todo como está, al igual que Mahindra Racing, aunque no se ha confirmado oficialmente. Si tenemos algo que decir sobre estos equipos, es que la constancia es crucial. ¿Y qué decir de Mercedes-Benz EQ? Tenemos a Stoffel Vandoorne y a Nyck de Vries, ambos con metas altas y listos para correr. No hay duda de que ellos definitivamente serán competencia importante para el resto de los equipos. ¡Vamos a ver qué nos tienen preparado! La única certeza en Audi Sport ABT Schaeffler es René Rast, no sabemos quién será su compañero pero estoy seguro de que harán un buen equipo. Geox Dragon aún no tiene la alineación de pilotos confirmada. ¡Me intriga saber quién será elegido! Venturi Racing es otro equipo con incógnitas. Edoardo Mortara se queda, pero no sabemos quién lo acompañará. Tampoco se sabe quién conducirá para Porsche, aunque Faraday Future está a punto de sellar el contrato con Porsche. Por último, pero no menos importante, tenemos NIO 333, cuya alineación aún está en el aire. Definitivamente hay mucha especulación en torno a quién tomará ese puesto. En resumen, ¡afortunadamente, la temporada 10 de #FormulaE promete ser un emocionante viaje! Parece que ha llegado el momento de ajustar los cinturones y prepararse para la carrera. ¡Así que mantén tus ojos en la pista y en este espacio para conocer las últimas actualizaciones! #Automovilismo #FastCars #Motorheads

[speedyposts]

Snap CEO says 20 million U.S. teens use Snapchat, but only 200,000 parents use its Family Center controls

During today’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on kids’ online safety, Snap CEO Evan Spiegel shared that 20 million teenagers use Snapchat in the United States and that around 200,000 parents use its Family Center supervision controls. He also shared that approximately 400,000 teen accounts have been linked to a parent’s account through Family Center. Spiegel’s testimony marks the first time that Snap has shared real-world metrics regarding the usage of Snapchat’s parental controls.

Snapchat’s Family Center, which allows parents to see who their teens are friends with on the app and who they have been communicating with, first launched in 2022.

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Spiegel shared the numbers after Senator Alex Padilla (D-Calif) asked the CEO’s of Snap, Meta, TikTok, X and Discord to disclose how many minors were using their platforms and how many parents were using parental supervision controls offered by the services.

“We create a banner for Family Center on the user’s profiles,” Spiegel said after being asked what Snapchat was doing to ensure parents and guardians are aware of the tools. “So the accounts we believe may be the age that they can be parents can see the entry point into Family Center easily.”

Snap introduced the parental controls in response to increased pressure on social networks to better protect minor users from harm. Snapchat’s roll out of Family Center followed the the launches of similar parental control features across other apps, including Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Spiegel was the only CEO to share numbers in response to Senator Padilla’s question.

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg said he was unable to provide specific numbers, but said that the company runs “extensive ad campaigns” both on its platform and outside to raise awareness of its parental supervision tools.

X CEO Linda Yaccarino shared that less than 1% of the platform’s 90 million U.S. users are between the ages of 13 and 17, and that the company is discussing parental controls.

“Being a 14 month old company we have reprioritized child protection and safety measures,” Yaccarino said. “We have just begun to talk about and discuss how we can enhance those with parental controls.”

TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew said he was unable to share specifics, but that TikTok was “one of the first platforms” to give parents supervision controls. Discord CEO Jason Citron said that Discord raises awareness of its parental controls through promotional videos and in-app prompts.

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Caio Oliveira de Sena Bonfim, otra vez grande en la marcha de 20 km

La marcha sudamericana vivió otra gran momento este sábado 19 de agosto, al inaugurarse el Campeonato Mundial de Atletismo en Budapest cuando el brasileño Caio Oliveira de Sena Bonfim logró la medalla de bronce de los 20 kilómetros, repitiendo su gesta de Londres 2017. Y varios de los mejores marchistas sudamericanos establecieron sus marcas personales, además de ocupar puestos de avanzadas en una prueba de notable nivel. El título fue para el español Alvaro Martín con 1:17:32, delante del sueco Perseus Karlström con 1:17:39. Caio llegó tercero con 1:17:47 y de este modo logró la segunda marca de la historia sudamericana, detrás del récord del legendario ecuatoriano Jefferson Pérez (1:17:21 hace dos décadas). Caio mejoró su reciente récord nacional (1:18:29 en La Coruña) y reafirmó su condición de uno de los mejores marchistas del mundo. A sus 32 años, el atleta procedente de Brasilia ya había sido 3°, como citábamos, ahce seis años en Londres, también fue 6° en 2015 y 2022, y estuvo en el top 4 de los Juegos Olímpicos. Otros récords nacionales fueron fijados por los atletas en los puestos siguientes: el canadiense Evan DUnfee (4° con 1:18:03), el alemán Christopher Linke (5° con 1:18:12) y el finés Veli-Matti Partanen (6° con 1:18:22). El ecuatoriano Brian Daniel Pintado, campeón panamericano, si bien no pudo repetir su posición del Mundial anterior en Eugene –cuando quedó 5°- ahora fue 7° con un registro personal de 1:18:26, que también constituye el tercero de la historia sudamericana. El siguiente atleta de nuestra región fue el peruano César Rodríguez, 17° con 1:19:52, récord de su país (tenía 1:20:45 el año pasado en La Coruña) e incorporándose también a la lista de los que bajaron la barrera de 1:20:00. La prueba se largó con dos horas de retraso debido a una tormenta, pero no obstante el nivel fue espectacular. El colombiano Eider Arévalo, quien había sido campeón en Londres y ahora ambicionaba ubicarse otra vez entre los mayores, arrancó bien (40:13 en el parcial de los 10 km) pero declinó y fue 26° con 1:21:55. Los otros sudamericanos terminaron así: 19 David Hurtado (Ecuador) 1:20:07, 20 Jordy Rafael Jiménez (Ecuador) 1:20:08, 22 Luis Henry Campos (Perú) 1:20:56, 36 MaX Batista Goncalves dos Santos (Brasil) 1:24:10, 45 Juan Manuel Cano (Argentina) 1:37:29 y 46 César Herrera (Colombia) 1:27:47. Cincuenta marchadores de veintiocho países tomaron la salida en la Plaza de los Héroes de Budapest. Por delante un céntrico recorrido de un kilómetro al que dieron veinte vueltas por la calle Andrassy. El japonés Koki Ikeda, que llegó a Budapest con el aval de las medallas de plata en los Juegos Olímpicos de Tokio y del pasado Mundial en Eugene en 2022, lideró la prueba desde el principio con una solidez que le permitió llegar a tener doce segundos de ventaja sobre un grupo perseguidor del que fueron tirando el turco Salih Korkmaz, el ecuatoriano Brian Daniel Pintado y el brasileño Caio Bonfim. Ikeda registró un parcial de 38:37 para los primeros 10 km. donde Caio pasó en el grupo siguiente con 38:52 (récord de su país para esa distancia). Álvaro Martín, metido en ese grupo perseguidor, fue de menos a más en la carrera y, pasado el ecuador, fue empezando a ganar posiciones hasta que a los quince kilómetros logró alcanzar a Ikeda, al que se le hizo larga la prueba sin poder aguantar el alto ritmo que imprimió desde el principio. El atleta extremeño, en solitario, levantó los brazos en meta parando el crono en 1h17:32, la mejor marca mundial del año, lejos de la plusmarca que aún ostenta desde el 15 de marzo de 2015 el japonés Yusuke Suzuki.  Álvaro Martín, de 29 años, amplía con este oro mundial un palmarés que incluye también dos victorias en los campeonatos de Europa de Berlín 2018 y 2022. Martín quiso "reivindicar" su nombre pero también admitió que el triunfo es "un éxito de equipo y de la marcha española porque podía haber sido el día" de cualquiera de sus compañeros. Álvaro Martín, con un tiempo de 1h17:32, se convirtió en el tercer español en la historia en conquistar el oro mundial tras Valentín Massana en 1993 y Miguel Ángel López en 2015.       "Es increíble ganar pero es la segunda medalla del grupo. La primera fue la de Miguel Ángel López en 2015. Estuve en Pekín viendo cómo le colgaban el oro. Ver un español ganando después de una época tan mala que hemos tenido con todo el dopaje de los rusos y un español limpio lo ha hecho", dijo Álvaro Martín, a los medios de comunicación, tras ganar el oro. "La marcha española durante los Europeos lo ha hecho muy bien pero no era suficiente. Veníamos de tres cuartos puestos en los Juegos de Tokio y es muy doloroso. Hice todo lo que pude pero sabíamos que podíamos hacer un poco más en los Mundiales", confesó el atleta extremeño. "Quiero reivindicar no solo mi nombre, porque al final esto es algo del equipo, porque también podía ser el día de Alberto Amezcua, Diego García Carrera o Paul McGrath que nos está viendo. Es un éxito de un equipo, de la marcha española y de mi entrenador José Antonio Carrillo", señaló. Álvaro Martín, que ha sido uno de los atletas más críticos en los últimos tiempos con las decisiones que se están tomando a nivel internacional sobre la marcha, dejó a un lado sus discrepancias con la federación porque "no es el momento". "Raúl Chapado (presidente de la RFEA) me ha felicitado. Podremos tener nuestras diferencias pero en carrera y competición es donde tenemos que estar. Creo que se alegra porque haya ganado, y ahora a disfrutar. Ha sido una temporada de ensueño", manifestó. Con un tiempo de 1h17:32, Álvaro Martín se quedó cerca de la 1h17:22 de Paquillo Fernández en 2002. "El récord de Paquillo lo he visto cerca pero prefiero ganar un Mundial que ser cuarto y batir el récord de España", dijo el atleta español, que acabó diciendo que deben "reivindicarse y seguir luchando".   Read the full article

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Let’s face it: in case you love watching nice tv, you realize that we stay in a brand new golden age of TV exhibits. The streaming revolution has introduced us tons of nice exhibits throughout numerous genres through the years. 2023 was no exception, and it doesn’t seem like it will change anytime quickly. Nevertheless, that additionally means many nice exhibits typically slip by way of the cracks of even essentially the most devoted TV followers. So what have been a few of the greatest streaming exhibits you could have missed in 2023?We picked 10 exhibits you might not have been conscious of that have been first launched in 2023. Sadly, a few of these exhibits gained’t be getting a second season, however they're nonetheless price your time to take a look at. Be sure you take a look at our listing of one of the best streaming exhibits of 2023 as nicely. The most effective streaming TV exhibits you could have missed in 2023 Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? (BritBox)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Hugh Laurie Principal forged: Carlie Enoch, Richard Dixon, Benedict Wolf, Andrew Hill, Martyn Ellis Style: Historic Fiction/Thriller Scores: 7.1 — IMDB / 100% — Rotten Tomatoes The BritBox streaming service has no scarcity of thriller TV collection from the UK to stream and binge-watch. Nevertheless, one in every of its current exhibits stood out from the remaining. Based mostly on a Nineteen Thirties novel by legendary thriller novelist Agatha Christie, this three-part collection begins out with a younger man on a golf course. He sees a person who's drastically injured and goes to assist him. The person rapidly dies however not earlier than saying his final phrases: “Why didn’t they ask Evans?” The person decides to grow to be a detective to search out out why the dying man mentioned these phrases, with the assistance of a younger girl. Each of them quickly uncover there’s much more happening than they first thought.Hugh Laurie, greatest generally known as an actor in motion pictures and his starring activate the TV present Home, wrote and directed this adaptation. It definitely has that UK thriller vibe, however the characters and plot nonetheless are extremely entertaining to observe. The Rehearsal (HBO Max)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Nathan Fielder Principal forged: Nathan Fielder Style: Comedy/Actuality Scores: 8.6 — IMDB / 96% — Rotten Tomatoes That is the one non-scripted present on this listing. Comic Nathan Fielder beforehand employed his deadpan humor in one other comedy-reality collection, Nathan For You, the place he used his “experience” to assist individuals with failing companies. On this HBO Max present, he does one thing a bit related. He nonetheless helps individuals, however now he does it by creating rehearsals for large moments in an individual’s life, similar to a marriage proposal or getting ready for motherhood.This new present goes even deeper, nevertheless, because it exhibits Fielder himself coping with pressures to place off these life simulations. It’s all very meta, humorous, and even dramatic at occasions. Pachinko (Apple TV Plus)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Soo Hugh Principal forged: Yuh-Jung Youn, Lee Min-Ho, Minha Kim, Jin Ha, Soji Arai Style: Historic fiction Scores: 8.4 — IMDB / 97% — Rotten Tomatoes Based mostly on the best-selling novel of the identical title by Min Jin Lee, this a very epic generational household collection on Apple TV Plus. It begins in Korea within the early 1900s when a teenage woman will get concerned with a wealthy younger man. This small interplay would quickly have big repercussions for the woman and begins a narrative that may span throughout many years of historical past. This isn't a melodramatic cleaning soap opera; it’s a stroll by way of a household’s life through the years, with ups and downs. The Afterparty (Apple TV Plus)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Chris Miller, Phil Lord

Principal forged: Tiffany Haddish, Sam Richardson, Zoë Chao, Ben Schwartz, Ike Barinholtz Style: Comedy/Thriller Scores: 7.2 — IMDB / 90% — Rotten Tomatoes A typical highschool reunion in Los Angeles goes sideways when one of many former college students invitations a few of his “mates” to an after-party at his megamansion. Quickly, he’s discovered useless, and there are tons of suspects for the LAPS detection to undergo. This comedy collection focuses on one character on the get together in every episode, as we see what occurred of their eyes. This totally different kind of narrative construction leads to not solely a humorous present however one which can even maintain you guessing who the killer is till the top. From (Epix)DSC_4829.NEFWhat that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: John Griffin Principal forged: Harold Perrineau, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Eion Bailey, Hannah Cheramy, Simon Webster Style: Horror Scores: 7.6 — IMDB / 96% — Rotten Tomatoes The Epix pay cable and streaming service (quickly to be renamed to MGM Plus) has a variety of cool unique collection to take a look at. One in all their newest and greatest is that this present. Throughout a street journey, a household drives right into a small and remoted city. They quickly uncover that they can not depart the city’s borders, regardless of how arduous they struggle, and that the city’s different “residents” are in the identical state of affairs. Even worse, there are issues that come out at night time…This horror collection has parts of The Prisoner, Misplaced, and Predator motion pictures. All of it comes collectively in a really mysterious and really scary collection. Paper Women (Amazon Prime Video)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Stephany Folsom Principal forged: Camryn Jones, Riley Lai Nelet, Sofia Rosinsky, Fina Strazza, Ali Wong Style: Teen drama/Scifi Scores: 7.3 — IMDB / 91% — Rotten Tomatoes Amazon Prime Video had a lot of nice exhibits that debuted in 2023. One in all them was this enjoyable teen drama based mostly on the Picture Comics collection by author Brian Ok. Vaughan and drawn by Cliff Chiang. In 1988, 4 younger paper supply ladies get caught up in a mysterious storm. They quickly study they've been transported ahead to 2019, and one of many 4 encounters her future grown-up self. The women later study they're in the midst of a conflict between two factions who need to rule all of time.The explanation this present works so nicely is the performances of the younger actors taking part in these youngsters who're caught up in a totally surprising state of affairs. There’s additionally a lot of time-travel motion as nicely. Sadly, we gained’t be getting a second season, nevertheless it’s price it to observe what we did get. A League Of Their Personal (Amazon Prime Video)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Abbi Jacobson, Will Graham Principal forged: Abbi Jacobson, Chanté Adams, D’Arcy Carden, Roberta Colindrez, Gbemisola Ikumelo Style: Historic fiction/Comedy Scores: 7.5 — IMDB / 94% — Rotten Tomatoes Right here’s one other nice new present that debuted on Amazon Prime Video. It’s the TV adaptation of a real-life historic occasion. Many males within the US fought abroad in World Conflict II, together with many professional baseball gamers. Consequently, an effort was made to launch an all-woman professional baseball league. The present is extremely fictionalized, however that’s okay. The message of the collection is that girls can do something males can do and that gender shouldn’t maintain anybody from their desires of taking part in baseball or anything. Interview With The Vampire (AMC Plus)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Rolin Jones Principal forged: Jacob Anderson, Sam Reid, Bailey Bass, Eric Bogosian, Assad Zaman Style: Historic fiction/Horror Scores: 7.0 — IMDB / 100% — Rotten Tomatoes AMC Plus will be the residence for future collection based

mostly on The Strolling Lifeless, nevertheless it’s additionally the house for a variety of cool unique collection as nicely. That features this newest adaptation of the novel by the late Anne Rice. The collection is fairly devoted to the supply materials. The framing machine continues to be set within the current, the place a journalist begins interviewing a person who claims to be a vampire that’s over 100 years previous. The collection primarily takes place in early Twentieth-century New Orleans, the place the narrator of our story first will get become a vampire by the centuries-old Lestat.The collection, not like the 1994 film adaptation of the novel, totally embraces the novel’s LGBTQ+ themes, in addition to its pure horror parts as nicely. Our Flag Means Demise (HBO Max)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: David Jenkins Principal forged: Rhys Darby, Taika Waititi, Nathan Foad, Samson Kayo, Vico Ortiz Style: Historic fiction/Comedy Scores: 7.8 — IMDB / 92% — Rotten Tomatoes HBO Max had higher not delete this present from its streaming service. It’s a humorous parody of pirate motion pictures and exhibits, nevertheless it’s additionally based mostly loosely on the lifetime of an actual particular person. Stede Bonnet was a correct English gentleman within the early 18th century who determined to depart his lifetime of privilege and journey on a crusing ship because the Gentleman Pirate. The collection positively isn’t an try at correct historic fiction; it’s a hilarious comedy about pirates. It additionally has some surprising relationships, together with when Bonnet meets the legendary pirate Blackbeard. The Staircase (HBO Max)What that you must know: Ranking: TV-MA Seasons: 1 Creator: Antonio Campos Principal forged: Colin Firth, Toni Collette, Michael Stuhlbarg, Juliette Binoche, Dane DeHaan Style: True Crime Scores: 7.1 — IMDB / 92% — Rotten Tomatoes True crime has grow to be an enormous pattern in streaming exhibits, each in documentary kind and in scripted docuseries. This HBO Max present is a docudrama a few true crime that’s extremely impressed by a famed documentary (Demise on the Staircase), the place the individuals filming it began to grow to be considerably concerned on this case. The true crime itself facilities on Michael Peterson, who's arrested on suspicion of homicide for allegedly killing his spouse by pushing her down the steps at their residence in North Carolina.Colin Firth is superb as Michael Peterson, as is Toni Collette as his spouse. The supporting forged can also be terrific, together with the little children of the Peterson household, who've their very own concepts of what occurred when their mom died. The documentary crew are additionally depicted on this scripted collection, and it exhibits how they may have influenced the case. That’s only a pattern of a few of the greatest streaming exhibits you would have missed in 2023. We hope you are taking the time to take a look at a few of these collection, and remember to tell us your hidden gems of 2023 within the feedback! Feedback #streaming #exhibits #missed

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okay, so like the Desert/Oasis/Ocean symbolism is driving me up a wall, cause like it exists in season four but half of the threads don’t carry through into an actual plot because how the narrative treated Max and Liz’s relationship. But mostly I’m just staring at that final 4x13 scene (not literally I’m not a masochist) and wanting to throw things cause if handled correctly it could have been a well structured piece of the symbolism

Like it could have been a pretty little scene of how Max was moving on from his set issues and fully committing to the Oasis that was their relationship, mirroring the shift Liz made at the end of season three when she moved fully into the Oasis symbolism as well. While also depicting how their relationship in more ways than one began in the desert and had finally grown out of those stages, towards marriage and building a family. But like… it doesn’t. Just like Max choosing to leave their bed (which I’ve discussed the Oasis symbolism there before) and go out into the desert -alone- to remove his powers, but in doing so finds himself sitting on a dock by a man made pond while he removes his powers… like so much opportunity tbh

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YEAR IN REVIEW

2022 in Review: Quotes of the Year!

By Team TVLine / December 18 2022, 9:00 AM PST

Best TV Quotes 2022

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Anthony Bridgerton confessed his true feelings for Kate Sharma. This Is Us‘ Rebecca Pearson got well-deserved kudos. Viktor Hargreeves introduced himself to his Umbrella Academy siblings. And The White Lotus‘ Tanya McQuoid realized something very important… just a little too late.

All year long, we’ve been collecting TV’s best sound bites in our Quotes of the Week compilations, which honor the dialogue that made us laugh and cry — sometimes simultaneously. But as 2022 draws to a close, we’re now looking back at the Quotes of the Year, highlighting 60 of the funniest, most poignant or most wonderfully meta moments from the past 12 months.

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In the list below, you’ll find Robin Scherbatsky sharing her romantic past with How I Met Your Father‘s Sophie, Ellen DeGeneres reflecting on how much has changed since her talk show began, Westworld‘s Dolores-Hale uttering a powerful one-word command, and Andor‘s precious droid B2EMO lamenting a major loss.

Of course, some shows — like ABC’s Abbott Elementary and Netflix’s Stranger Things — were just too quotable this year to select only one line, so they’re among the series making multiple appearances on our list. And it’s not just the scripted fare that made our cut: Unscripted programs like American Idol, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Big Brother are in the mix, as well.

As with all of our year-end lists, we should issue a quick spoiler alert for several of this year’s plot twists, romantic confessions and heartbreaking sendoffs. But if you’re ready to dive in, peruse the list below, then drop a comment with the lines that would make your cut for Quotes of the Year.

HARRY POTTER 20TH ANNIVERSARY: RETURN TO HOGWARTS

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“I killed you, didn’t I? I’m sorry. Had to be done.”

Helena Bonham Carter apologizes to Gary Oldman for what Bellatrix Lestrange did to Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

WOMEN OF THE MOVEMENT

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“I want them to see what was taken from me.”

Mamie Till (Adrienne Warren), before the doors are opened for the public viewing of her son Emmett Till’s body

STATION ELEVEN

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“You walked her home.”

Kirsten (Mackenzie Davis) assures Jeevan that his 20-year-old goal was met

OZARK

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“I shot your d—k off. For that, I apologize. I went to the drug store to look for a card. No such card exists.”

Darlene (Lisa Emery) takes the first step at burying the hatchet with Frank Jr.

GHOSTS

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“I cannot believe Elias is back. Till death do us part — it’s right in the vows.”

Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) laments the return of her dead husband

GHOSTS (Bonus Quote!)

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“A travel agent booking other people’s holidays while going nowhere himself.”

“Hey, we went to Epcot, buddy! That’s the whole world all at once!”

Pete (Richie Moriarty) defends himself when the actor (Mathew Baynton) portraying him in a “Dumb Deaths” recreation says Pete was pathetic

THE GILDED AGE

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“I may be a bastard, Mr. Thorburn, but you are a fool. And of the two, I think I know which I prefer.”

The women of The Gilded Age may be experts at throwing shade, but they’ve got nothing on literal robber baron George Russell (Morgan Spector)

THE RESIDENT

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“Hi, Mommy.”

Gigi (Remington Blaire Evans), upon hearing her late mom Nic’s donated heart beating in another patient

9-1-1: LONE STAR

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“I always imagine the world of politics to be really smart people walking briskly down corridors, talking real fast and all sort of sounding alike.”

In other words, Owen (Rob Lowe) learned everything he knows about the political world from watching himself on The West Wing

THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES

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“Look, I know you may be a backwoods simpleton, who scrubs her dresses on tree bark and stinks up the entire house with roadkill stew, but Godd—n if I wouldn’t miss the pitter-patter of your filthy-ass bare feet, or the way you chew shrimp tails with the ice like an animal — you’re family. And the thought of you running away on this bus right now is making my gooch pucker.”

Judy (Edi Patterson) pours her heart out to her aunt Tiffany to deter her from leaving town

ARTHUR

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“Hey, this shows you how to draw an aardvark! I never knew their noses were so long. Weird!”

It took 25 seasons, but Buster (voiced by Daniel Brochu) finally addressed the fact that Arthur looks nothing like an actual aardvark

GREY'S ANATOMY

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“… and your plan was to leave without saying goodbye?”

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“Because if I say goodbye to you, Grey, I might not actually leave.”

Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) and Cormac (Richard Flood), giving us a taste of what might have been

GREY'S ANATOMY (Bonus Quote!)

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“When Leo said that he was an owl, did you feel the need to call him silly and correct him?”

“No.”

“No. You just loved him. You just let him explore. Let’s just love Leo, Teddy. Let’s listen when he tells us who he is.”

Regardless of Leo’s gender identity, Owen (Kevin McKidd) refuses to let himself and Teddy (Kim Raver) become the child’s bully

SNOWFALL

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“Little late for this, but I’m sorry for shooting you and all. I’m glad you… didn’t not make it.”

Stripper-turned-hitwoman Black Diamond (Christine Horn) awkwardly apologizes to Louie for trying to kill her last season

THE GOOD DOCTOR

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“Let’s run her bandit ass out of town.”

Dr. Audrey Lim (Christina Chang) vows to take Salen Morrison down, once and for all

HOW I MET YOUR FATHER

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“I once had a guy who said, ‘I love you’ on our first date.”

“Wow, you win! Dude sounds like a real piece of work.”

“You have no idea. But a good piece of work.”

Robin (Cobie Smulders) recalls her very first date with Ted

BRIDGERTON

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“You are the bane of my existence… and the object of all my desires.”

Anthony (Jonathan Bailey) breathlessly tells Kate how he truly feels for her, despite being engaged to her sister Edwina

THE 94TH ACADEMY AWARDS

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“I’ve been getting out of that Spider-Man costume. Did I miss anything? There’s, like, a different vibe in here.”

Co-host Amy Schumer masterfully eases the tension after Will Smith’s now-infamous slap of Chris Rock

THE WALKING DEAD

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“[Hershel] doesn’t exactly trust me, you know.”

“But I’m starting to.”

Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Maggie (Lauren Cohan) reach a turning point as she asks her husband’s killer to babysit their son

THE WONDER YEARS

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“Gwendolyn, but he called her Winnie.”

Bruce (Spence Moore II) reveals the reimagining’s unexpected connection to the OG series — that his friend Brian, who died in the Vietnam War, is also Winnie Cooper’s brother — and breaks our hearts in the process

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY

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“Let me see these permission slips to the zoo, and they better be real, ’cause I can tell if you faked a Herbie Hancock.”

“Oh, it’s John Hancock.”

“Girl, I know. I just say whatever I want.”

Ava (Janelle James) doesn’t play by the rules

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (Bonus Quote!)

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“We’ve watched Nightmare Before Christmas but only the Christmas parts, Practical Magic without the witchcraft and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker.”

Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) describes her church’s Halloween movie screening tradition

KILLING EVE

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“I did it, Eve.”

“Don’t you mean ‘we did it’?”

“Yeah. But mostly me.”

Villanelle (Jodie Comer) lets Eve (Sandra Oh) know she’s taking the credit for taking down The Twelve

AMERICAN IDOL

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“Noah, I feel like maybe you should Wikipedia me.”

Katy Perry, famously an ex-girlfriend of John Mayer’s, balks at Noah Thompson’s suggestion that Perry picked a Mayer song for him to sing

GIRLS5EVA

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“#AlbumMode is a state of mind that started when our deal was announced and ends when I’m at the Met Gala in a catheter because my dress is too complicated.”

Wickie (Renée Elise Goldsberry) has a very clear vision of how the girls’ new album release will play out

STATION 19

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“My name is Matt, Mom. This is me. I’m sad for you. I’m sad that you don’t want to get to know me or the man that I’ll become. I’m sad that you’re going to miss out on loving me when I feel the most me.”

“But honey, I love you… I’m trying to save you. Honey, you’re a child. You don’t know what’s good for you.”

“I know that when you call me Mary, it makes me want to die. Do you think me wanting to die is good for me, Mom?”

Whether his mom (Romy Rosemont) wants to hear it or not, transgender youth Matt (Hollidae Livingston) speaks his truth

YOUNG SHELDON

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“Wow. I might look too cool.”

Sheldon’s (Iain Armitage) first graphic tee is a total game-changer

THIS IS US

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“You’re as tough as they come, Rebecca Pearson. And you, my dear, have earned a rest.”

Dr. K (Gerald McRaney) gives Rebecca one last (sniff!) pep talk

THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW

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“When we started the show, I couldn’t say ‘gay.’ I was not allowed to say ‘gay.’ I say it at home a lot — you know, ‘What are we having for our gay breakfast?’ or ‘Pass the gay salt,’ or ‘Has anyone seen the gay remote?’ — but we couldn’t say ‘gay.’ I couldn’t say ‘we’ because that would imply that I was with someone. Sure couldn’t say ‘wife,’ and that’s because it wasn’t legal for gay people to get married. Now I say ‘wife’ all the time.”

During her last show, DeGeneres acknowledges how much has changed since 2003 — and calls attention to wife (and front-row audience member) Portia de Rossi

STRANGER THINGS

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“I don’t want to talk about it. I’ll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth’ll fall back out.”

“Whoa. Too far.”

Steve (Joe Keery) instantly regrets the way he tells Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) to stop pointing out his lingering feelings for ex Nancy

STRANGER THINGS (Bonus Quote!)

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“You’ve grown.”

“You shrank.”

Reunited, Mike (Finn Wolfhard) and Hopper (David Harbour) compare the effects of adolescence vs. the Kamchatka diet

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

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“Who elected you, Vanya?”

“It’s, uh, Viktor.”

“Who’s Viktor?”

“I am. It’s who I’ve always been.”

Viktor Hargreeves (Elliot Page) introduces himself to his siblings for the first time

OBI-WAN KENOBI

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“I am not your failure, Obi-Wan. You didn’t kill Anakin Skywalker — I did.”

Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen), reinforcing what Ben Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker in A New Hope — that Vader did, indeed, kill his father

THE BOYS

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“How long have you been f—king it behind my back?”

“OK, it’s not an ‘it.’ It’s a ‘her.’ Get your pronouns right.”

Cassandra (Katy Breier) and The Deep (Chace Crawford) discuss his relationship with Ambrosius the octopus

TYLER PERRY'S SISTAS

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“Bitch, you’re f—king Black Panther and Eddie Murphy all rolled into one?!”

In case you couldn’t tell, Danni (Mignon) is pretty excited about Sabrina dating an African prince

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS

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“2020 was bad for a lot of people, but I also think it was kind of like a spiritual awakening. This is going to sound crazy, but I made peace with my vagina.”

“Were you at war with your vagina?”

Not to discredit Sheree Zampino’s epiphany, but Dorit Kemsley poses a valid follow-up question

EVIL

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“Boop.”

During her hearing, Sister Andrea (Andrea Martin) subtly reminds Dr. Boggs that he knows firsthand how present demons can be in the world

THE ORVILLE

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“I enjoy spending time with you. You are a male, and yet you possess many prominent female traits. Which I find appealing.”

“Oh.”

Topa (Imani Pullum) puts her crush on Gordon (Scott Grimes) into (awkward) words

BETTER CALL SAUL

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“Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy: Fifty-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke he can’t pay his own mortgage. One year later, he’s got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen. That’s crazy!”

Gee, to whom could Gene (Bob Odenkirk) be referring…?

WESTWORLD

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“Chair!”

Dolores-Hale (Tessa Thompson), the “bored” god, summons herself a place to sit

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

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“Trust me: Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it’s gonna be.”

Laszlo (Matt Berry) thinks faking a relationship with Nandor is a sure-fire way to get Colin into private school

LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER

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“We let the [monkeypox] vaccine sit unused on a shelf in our reserves like an expired Chobani — or a $90 million movie on HBO Max. By the way, hi there, new business daddy! Seems like you’re doing a really great job. I do get the vague sense that you’re burning down my network for the insurance money, but I’m sure that that’ll all pass.”

THE BACHELORETTE

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“Tino’s being a real baby back bitch.”

Ethan accidentally comes up with an alternate jingle for Chili’s while slamming his romantic rival

HARLEY QUINN

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“I don’t trust clowns with secrets.”

“I am barely clown-themed anymore. I just think I look hot like this. I mean, check out how good these booty shorts make my ass look, right? [Off Bruce’s confused look] Never mind, you’re 8.”

Harley (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) tries to earn a young Bruce Wayne’s trust

ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO

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“I think I might just take these as a reminder of my time in Roswell. … Fits like a glove!”

Seeing Allie (played by Shiri Appleby, aka the Liz of the original Roswell series) put on that alien headband was a full-circle moment we won’t soon forget

74TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS

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“When I was a little girl, all I wanted to see was me in the media: someone fat like me, Black like me, beautiful like me. If I could go back and tell little Lizzo something, I’d be like, ‘You’re going to see that person, but bitch, it’s going to have to be you.’”

THE GOOD FIGHT

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“Mother f—ker. Oh, I’m sorry, you didn’t hear that? Mother f—ker. F—k you and your moronic defund the police bulls��t. Why? Because you’re putting Trump back into the White House, you stupid f—kin’ tai-t lick. You never heard me swear before? Well, aren’t you in for a treat.”

After six seasons of watching his mouth on CBS’ The Good Wife, legendarily blunt political strategist Eli Gold (Alan Cumming) wastes no time taking his pent-up potty mouth for a spin in the Paramount+ spinoff

BLOOD & TREASURE

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“So we are saying ‘Jeng-his’ now.”

“She does.”

“It’s the right way!”

Chuck (Mark Gagliardi) points out the Season 2 characters’ different pronunciations of Genghis Khan’s name

BIG BROTHER

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“Monte may have more blood on his hands than me, but as someone who has sat on this eviction block six times on eviction night, I have bled out the most in this game. But I have bandaged myself together every single time and gotten up and continued to fight, because like so many other women in the world, that is what we have to do to get to the end… I have overcome so much in this game, and I have come to understand that I am not a shield, I am a sword. I am not a victim, I am a victor… Jury members, I am challenging you to make the hard decision and change the course of this game. Choose progress for the course of this game. I can be the winner of this season, and I promise you will not do it in vain if you choose me tonight.”

Taylor clinches the game-winning vote with her epic final plea to the jurors

CHICAGO P.D.

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“You’re the love of my life, and if I’m yours, then you’ll know that you have to let me go.”

Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer), breaking our hearts in his tearful goodbye to wife Upton

SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW

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“That’s what Hulks do. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings, I smash fourth walls and bad endings… and sometimes Matt Murdockkkk.”

Jen (Tatiana Maslany) reminds K.E.V.I.N. of her particular set of skills

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER

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“When in doubt, Elanor Brandyfoot, always follow your nose.”

The Stranger (Daniel Weyman), giving off serious Gandalf vibes while leading the way for his new adventure with Nori

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

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“He can keep his tongue.”

Before King Viserys can cut out Vaemond’s tongue for publicly questioning Rhaenyra’s sons’ parentage, Daemon (Matt Smith) slices the accuser’s skull in two — but leaves the offending appendage attached

THE HANDMAID'S TALE

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“Hi, June.”

“Hi, Serena.”

“You got a diaper?”

Serena (Yvonne Strahovski) and June (Elisabeth Moss) are in the same boat — er, train — at the end of the Season 5 finale

CHUCKY

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“You think I’m scared to go to hell? F—k that. I’m from Jersey… Jersey!”

Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) doesn’t have much love for his home state, it seems

ANDOR

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“I d-d-don’t want to be alone. I want M-M-Maarva.”

B2EMO (voiced by Dave Chapman) isn’t ready to mourn

CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION

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“You’ve never pulled your gun in the line of duty, have you? Never faced down a psychopath…. You’re a hedge fund manager with a badge.”

Prentiss (Paget Brewster) calls ’em — in this case, FBI Deputy Director Bailey — as she sees ’em

TITANS

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“This is insane.”

“Compared to what? Two hours ago I was in [Conner’s] stomach trying to kill a ghost snake.”

“And two hours before that we were fighting zombies.”

“And I kissed Bernard.”

Tim (Jay Lycurgo) experienced a different kind of pre-fall finale action

YELLOWSTONE

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“How ya feeling?”

“Like I got hit by a truck. How about you?”

“Like I got hit by a Prius.”

Beth (Kelly Reilly) offers Summer (Piper Perabo) faint praise the morning after their brawl

THE WHITE LOTUS

Best TV Quotes

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“These gays! They’re trying to murder me!”

Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge) has an unintentionally hilarious lightbulb moment about the men with whom she’s been spending her Sicilian vacation

[chasingshhadows]

I have a whole lot of feelings regarding Michael and Max, but for right now I want talk about one of the moments they shared in the bunker. This post talks about something Max says to Liz, and how, out of context, it makes Max look really problematic, but in context, is actually exactly the thing Liz needed to hear. 

And while this is probably an unpopular opinion I think the same actually goes for what Max said to Michael about his ”burden”. Because taking that scene by itself, telling an abused child “I felt your pain” and “what happened to you happened to me” is like.... what the fuck?! Literally how dare you try to act like you could even begin to understand what he was going through, at such a formative stage in his life. And that’s what Michael looks like he’s expecting:

But Michael thinks he’s always been alone. He thinks Max and Isobel fucked off with the Evans and left him behind and yeah he probably has some jealousy that Max got the childhood he was denied. Shit, how could he not? How could he look at himself and Max, these two boys that started their lives in the same place, and not be furious that Max got the life he was denied?

But the good part of him, the compassionate heart he has was so happy and relieved that they had it easier. He took those beatings and burns, he took every punch and he buried it so they would be spared. He never wanted to hurt them, he never wanted them to know the horrors he had to endure - they were all he loved in the world and he wanted them to be happy, even if it meant he suffered.

And that’s been his character the whole show. Michael doing things that hurt himself in order to protect Max and Isobel. Burying all that pain and abuse as a child so they wouldn’t worry about him. Burying a literal body so Max wouldn’t be seen as a murderer. Taking the blame for Isobel’s murders so she wouldn’t be horrified at herself. Covering up those murders so they could all be safe. Spending 10 years living up to that perception of loose canon/monster so they wouldn’t feel guilty about what he gave up for them.

And he never talks about any of it with them, not ever. Not at 14. Not at 17. Not at 27. 

He never told them about Alex - never said a word. Didn’t tell him that a human showed him kindness for the first time. Didn’t tell them he fell in love. Didn’t tell them he was brutally punished for that love. Didn’t tell them the man he loved left to go off to a foreign country and die. 

And because of that, he’s made himself i n s a n e l y isolated. Gawd, can you imagine? Being alone with all your thoughts for 20 years of just nonstop horror and pain? Can you even begin to fucking imagine what a burden that was to carry by himself? And he did all of it, kept it from them, so that they wouldn’t hurt. No wonder Michael needs his Quiet. 

So when Max tries to talk about his own “burden,” Michael understandably looks skeptical - because, how, how could it even begin to compare?

And then Max starts talking about “guilt” and Michael’s face kind of freezes:

This isn’t what he was expecting Max to say. He was expecting Max to give some speech about always having to be the responsible one, the one that made the rules, the “dad” of the group, the one who had to take care of them all. He thought Max was going to explain all the ways in which Michael’s behavior was a burden for Max.

But he’s not - he’s talking about his inability to prevent Michael’s pain. 

To anyone else, from anyone else, these words would be incredibly callous, but they’re not bc this is exactly what Michael needed to hear. This is Max saying:

“You were loved. You were watched. You were noticed. You wouldn’t talk about it but I knew and it hurt me to know you were hurting. Every time. I wanted to carry that burden with you so that you wouldn’t have to carry it alone.” 

And just imagine what that must feel like for Michael to hear? All the hiding, all the secrets, all the years of this pain and chaos building inside him because he thought he was all alone in the world, and here Max is, emphatically telling him that was never true. Max cared. Max didn’t want Michael to be hurting, would have gladly shared that pain if only it meant Michael wasn’t carrying it alone.

And we’ve learned through reference in 1.06 (both at Prom when Michael “had a bad feeling” and That Night) and again more explicitly in 1.12 that the psychic connection between the three of them isn’t limited to just Max and Isobel - “when things are really bad for one of us, the others get flashes of pain.” 

Riley makes the point here that what makes this line land so hard for the audience is that Max is referencing specific events, but I also think that’s what makes it land so hard for Michael. He’s realizing not only was he never truly hiding his abuse, but that Max and Isobel were very likely experiencing it with him. 

And that’s why Michael doesn’t spit in Max’s face and shout “How Dare?!” Because the weight of understanding how much Max cares, how much Max would have done for him, how much Max loves him is hitting him like a tidal wave. It’s something he’s never accounted for, something he was absolutely blind to. 

This expression is stripped. The walls have come down and he even looks apologetic, looks regretful. Because he’s spent 20 years trying to prevent Max and Isobel from knowing the depth of his pain and he’s facing that revelation that he failed. All those years of burying and hiding and smiling through his pain were for nothing because Max always knew. 

Even as Max is begging him to understand that he’s not alone, Michael is still sorry. Because no matter how jealous he was, no matter how furious that Max got to have that perfect life while he experienced nothing but horror, he still loves Max enough that he never ever wanted Max to go through what he went through, and he’s sorry that he wasn’t able to prevent Max from seeing it anyway. 

And that is fucking important for Michael to understand. That at the end of the day, he is seen and he is loved. Max loves him, more than all the shit they’ve been burying for a decade. Max is on his side. Max is family. 

So no, I don’t think that Max saying this to Michael was Peak Privileged Bullshit. I think it was Max finally busting through Michael’s walls and reaching out to him in exactly the way he needed to be reached. And it worked.

[spaceskam]

So we saw the moment Max learned his hands could kill. I would like the see when he learned he could heal.

I'm not a Max person, even though trying to watch the og helped me appreciate him a bit more (og max creeps me out a lot idk how people shipped them). But, in rnm, we only see him, as a child, kill. Obviously, by the time Rosa's death came, he knew he could do something along the lines of healing because he tried, but at the time with the drifter, he said all he could do was mess with electricity and then he murdered someone with his bare hands on accident.

Imagine what that does to a kid. Yes, he was protecting his sister, but it's no less horrifying. How long did he go thinking that his brother was telekinetic, his sister was psychic, and he was murderous? That they had fun superpowers and he was destined to be the villain? How long did he spend trying to fight whatever darkness was inside of him, telling him it was only a matter of time?

Then, when he realized that wasn't the case, that he could help, not hurt, he must've been so relieved. A big "oh, I'm not bad". But then an "oh, I dont have to fight my nature, I'm okay. I'm good. I'm helpful." And after Rosa, that voice gets louder. Hes good. What he did wasn't bad. Hes good. Hes helpful.

And he becomes a cop because he wants to continue to be good, continue to be helpful. He doesn't want to think of what he spent however long thinking. He doesnt want to feel like the villain of his story. He already feels bad about Michael, feels bad about Isobel, feels bad about Rosa, about Liz, about these things he really didnt have much control over, but puts it on himself because that's what he does and he wanted to overcompensate. He refuses to be the bad guy.

So then what's going to happen when he wakes up from his temporary death? Is he going to remember spiralling, remember becoming manic, remember healing Michael without his consent, remember dying at a chance to feel better, remember feeling good after murdering?

Is he going to think he became the villain he tried so hard not to be?

[maxortecho]

i know people got tired of the ‘max is dying’ stuff but i genuinely love that there were such serious consequences for not only max bringing rosa back from the dead but liz bringing him back from the dead too.

it lasted just the right amount of time for me, with s2 being half bringing him back and half repercussions, and s3 being half repercussions and half healing/protecting what he’d regained.

it provides limits to his abilities, it raises the life/death stakes for the rest of the cast, and it makes the rosa resurrection/max’s sacrifice all the more meaningful because we know it’s a miracle he ever came back from it and he really had to suffer the consequences of his own redemption. he never got an easy solution.

anyway looking forward to max being his new and improved self in s4 and getting to play with his powers again.

[metaphoric-aliens]

ok ok ok!! here's my roswell playlist!!

descriptions/lyrics for why I chose each song:

Come a Little Closer: "come a little closer then you'll see // things aren't always what they seem to be" also I get a little kick out of "at first you were my father // now I love you like a brother"

Not Dead Yet: this is a Michael Guerin song. point blank.

Mine Forever: "don't wanna die // but I can't live without you" / "we will always be together //in my mind, you're mine forever" to me this is an Echo song

Love Me Like You Used To: verse 1 is Echo; verse 2 and 3 is Malex

Gold: "I could leave. I know I ought to, but there's gold in them hills." small town vibez

Disarm: "the killer in me is the killer in you" this is a Max song

AM Radio: "long as you run // I couldn't give you up"

You're Somebody Else: "you look like yourself but you're somebody else // only it ain't on the surface"

this is me trying: I’ve always associated this with malex

Survivor: "see I wanted you to stay and show you the world's a better place" this is an Alex song !

She Talks to Angels: somebody used this for a Rosa edit and now I very much associate it with s1/s2 Rosa

Everything and Reckoning: I know Alanis is a Liz thing, but these 2 songs I heavily relate to Isobel

Hanginaround: "I been bumming around this old town for way too long" small town vibez

Rain King: this is a Max song

Alien: bc why not

Wash it Clean: MALEX!!! "all my life I tried to let you go // would you stay?" and "soak my hands in gasoline // I can't wash it clean // bathe my days in revelry // I can't wash it clean"

Dust Settles: this is a pod squad song <3 "here we are now // lonely together"

Unicorn: MALEX all around, like every line - "you came from another star" / "love, love is a cosmic thing"