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i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

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For the record, this is my favorite of the "real monsters are humans" images. Cause, like. Outside of syndication there weren't any Scooby shows made in the 90s. That was when we had that huge content gap. We didn't get any proper scooby that decade til 1998. You know. The film where the monsters were famously real

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this comedy club bathroom...

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1. Choose a Kid-Friendly Cake Flavor: Opt for a flavor kids love, like chocolate, vanilla, or funfetti. These flavors will mask the taste of the locusts and make the cake more palatable.

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Nintendo is at this point a Prestige Gaming Brand, or at least they like to think they are. There's a reason your grandpa thinks every game is a Nintendo, they've been around fucking forever and have Disney level brand recognition. The Nintendo seal of quality might as well be an Adidas logo. These are not children's games everybody gets to play anymore, these are luxury items that show you have money.

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Luckily recent economic developments have had no effect on my large stash of blue coins and red coins and green coins and yellow coins and wood coins and lead coins and wet clay coins and dry clay coins and stone coins and steel coins and coal coins aaand cloth coins and straw coins and glass coins and umm water coins and ice coins

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a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

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a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

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just saw someone say "crazy how there's no landback movement in Australia". yeah that would be crazy. good thing it isn't true! you can find this out by googling "landback australia". or by looking at the following:

there is actually a pretty significant Indigenous land rights movement here in Australia. the language of "landback" is not always used because it was pretty thoroughly demonised by the Howard government (see: "they're going to steal your backyard"). for more on land rights:

these are both starting points rather than completely comprehensive guides or anything. but maybe do even five seconds of googling before making assertions about what political movements do and don't exist

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any time i feel like shit i just rewatch the vid of those people in new york reacting to sans undertale being confirmed for smash. like the exact second megalovania starts you can see all stages of grief diluted into dionysian ecstasy. it's Incredible

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when people find details in my art that i didn't intend to mean anything but still find a way to connect it to the themes of the work or find meaning in it thus making the piece feel more whole because of both the creator and the viewer

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I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain