#maurice spaghetti jr

[iheartpeppino]

So I actually downloaded a recording of McPig's DOOM stream he did before he released The Noise Update for Pizza Tower, and for multiple days watched through the entire thing in order to learn more about Maurice Spaghetti.

Maurice is the guy dressed like Peppino in this ending screen from Swap Mode. He's Peppino's brother who criticizes Peppino for literally everything and bullies him for no fucking reason other than to be a dick. He is also the epitome of toxic conservative American masculinity in human form. Maurice claims to hate Peppino, though he never explicitly states why.

I, however, have a theory: Peppino is a better person who's accomplished way more than Maurice could ever hope to, and Maurice knows this, and he's jealous.

Peppino owns his own business and works hard, while Maurice is working in a "garbage factory" for a living, and wasting his money on his gambling addiction. Also, Maurice scammed Nonna Spaghetti into buying $8000 worth of psychic crystals so he could predict horse races. Plus he physically assaults everyone around him if they so much as breathe wrong, so... yeah, it's pretty clear Maurice is a scumbag we're meant to hate. Peppino definitely has his moments of selfishness, but even he expressed disgust at Maurice's bullshit.

It's funny, but... I kinda wish I had a plushie of Maurice so I can beat the crap out of it.

Oh, did I forget to mention Maurice has a son? He's Maurice Spaghetti Jr. and apparently "named after the smartest man [Maurice] know[s]". I feel so bad for his kid...

EDIT: I edited this post a bit in order to add a point I had been TRYING to make but apparently forgot to type. I'm sorry about that.

[cutechan555]

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My take on Maurice's son

Maurice jr

18 years old, he's aspiring to be a video game developer he HATES his father, he lives with his mother (they're divorced), he never saw his uncle Peppino, he wants to meet him, he actually loves the bike he sent him but ya know Maurice gotta be a piece of shit

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[gl1tchy-4rt]

Maurice you Dumbass 😡(derogatory)

Me: Maybe I should continue with Spaghetti Family, or maybe answer the asks or maybe post about the other AUs or maybe actually do homework

Brain: Best is can do is

✨✨I f##king hate this man hope he dies in The Third impact ✨✨

Why has this Mets™ fan taken over my brain? And yes if you are wondering he is canon to Spag. Family.

Also I couldn't help myself:

Just like with Matteo I went Brainrot mode and made this kiddo

Here he is; the runt (Loving): Maurice Jr.

While, yes he is bratty, he has no fault of having Maurice as his Dad.

He's been left watching TV without supervision multiple times (Thanks to his Dad) due to his he had nightmares for 2 weeks and now knows the lore of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Fairly a bully but the moment you say no he stops from shock.

Not in good terms with Matteo and Maria.

He thinks Uncle Pino is weird, cause "one moment he is mean to me for having fun! (AKA: Misbehaving) but the next he is worried cause I tripped and scratched a knee?" ("It's no biggie, i can walk it off")

Lives with his Mom one week and then other one with his Dad.

He loves his Dad! And he wants to be like him when he grows up cause his Dad is soooooo cool!...

That's until he realizes that; "Oh Lord.... I'm becoming my Dad" (AKA: an absolute as###le that pretty much has no friends)

Runs away from Maurice's house and Crashed into Pino's couch for some days (Peppino had no problem with this) Now he fully lives with his Mom.

Fairly chill with Peppino's family (including Bruno's and Gustavo's) and his Mom but an absolute as###le to his Dad (As he should)

He repaired his relationship with Matteo and Maria and now they are friends :) (Tho he still traumatized his half-cousins with Neon Genesis Evangelion)

So yeah that's all for the Green man I had lots of fun with this, tho I may be a bit busy with school so I may not post as often, but that doesn't mean I'm abandoning this AU ;)

So that's all for Today's post and see y'all next time

Buh-bye!!

[mauricemetsfan]

DAD IS FUCKING GONE. WHERE THE FUCK IS DAD

WE JUST HEARD SCREAMS AND NOW THERE'S A RANDOM KID ON THE FLOOR???? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED????

[gl1tchy-4rt]

You can choose between one or three of the "Three Ms" (Pls keep them age consistent, Example: All teens, no kids)

- Matteo:

- Maria:

- Maurice Jr. Marcello:

Feel Free to choose!

I’m bored gimme your AU versions of Pizza tower characters or pizza tower sonas/ocs

I’ll try to doodle them (I’ll do 5 at a time/put names in a randomizer) also have no idea when I’ll finish cause I am also at work while writing this lmao

[technically-a-kiwi]

Universally pathetic part 3 (🌌true cosmic AU🌌)

Part 1 | Part 2

The chef comes in front of him " Don’t you want-a to say anything ? I think I heard-a you start a sentence "

Maurice cover his face with his blanket, and wishes even more for this being to leave.

The chef ponders… that’s very interesting, maybe he’ll see something if he reads his mind ?

"Get out you fat ass, can’t you see I want to be alone ?"

the mind reading worked "Fat ? Well that’s-a rude, you’re-a quite plumped yourself might I add" says the chef, hoping his brother catches onto what’s going on .

" What ? Why’s that demon talking to itself now ? This nightmare is getting weirder…" thinks Maurice, still completely silent.

" I already told-a you, I'm neither a ghost, or demon, or illusion. I am-a real ! " Says the chef.

Maurice is confused, why is that thing saying? " Wait..." He thinks, " Huh... Can... You say my name? " He thinks very clearly.

" Yes " says the chef, " you are Maurice Spaghetti, father of Maurice Spaghetti Jr, you are 55 years old, you love your-a son, money and burgers, you hate almost everything related-a to italian culture which includes pizza, pizza chefs and-a the language itself. "

" OH FUCK THAT THING CAN READ MY MIND-" Thinks Maurice, finally realizing what's going on. He rises up very quickly, completely panicked " OKAY OKAY, I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! But please stop reading my mind ! " He says while holding his head.

" Nice-a !" Says the chef, gleaming of joy, he sits down, legs crossed on Maurice's bed. " First of all, when I called-a you pathetic, you almost said-a something, what was it ? " He asks, very curious of Maurice's answer.

" I wanted to say that it's not true and that you're an asshole" says Maurice, unfazed.

The chef frowns, " are you kidding-a me ? I can feel-a your thoughts, do you really think I can't-a tell when you're-a lying?! What did-a you REALLY want to say?! " He says, tiny flames coming out of his mouth.

Maurice jumps a little, the flames took him off guard " WOAH- Okay! Huuuh... I... Wanted to strangle you, happy !? " He says, a little triggered.

The chef is stunned, his colors going dull, he sighs and rub his eyes with his fingers " Well, looks-a like I need-a to use other methods to make you talk. " He quickly took Maurice's hand and started to bend his finger the opposite way, " go on, say the truth, only the truth. " He says, with an unfazed expression.

Maurice could feel his finger bend in an incorrect way, he tries to free himself, but no matter how much force he puts, he couldn't escape the chef's firm palm. Maurice started to seriously panic " OKAY OKAY, I WANTED TO SAY YOU'RE RIGHT !!! PLEASE LET GO !!! I BEG YOU ! "

The chef lets go, very confused... " I'm-a right? " He says, he did not expect this answer, but Maurice was telling the truth.

" you're right... I am pathetic. " Maurice says, holding his hand, " and I can't be anything more than that... ".

The chef is shocked, that was the last thing he expected to come out of his mouth... That only triggered his curiosity even more. " When-a you say that you can't-a be anymore than-a that... Does that-a mean you tried to change ?" He says, very curious of his answer, for it could define whether he won the bet or not.

Maurice stairs at the chef, he started to... Tear up ? He sighs... " I... I did, but... Oh and why am I talking about this to you ?" He says, snapping back to his regular attitude " I answered your question, you're not even real !" He says, completely fed up, he holds his head, concentrating " Come on Maurice, snap out of it !"

The chef looks angered " What ?! Nonononono, you don't-a get to do that after triggering my curiosity so much! And for the last time I AM real ! "He says flaming up.

Maurice frowns furiously " YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS REAL?!" , he takes his alarm clock, throws it at the chef... And... Misses...

It was the last straw, Maurice jumps at the chef in an attempt to strangle him, the chef stops him in course and knocks his brother out, putting him on the floor. Maurice tries to set himself free, but the chef's hand completely glues his head on the ground.

" You should-a know better than to attack a cosmic entity, you know ? " Says the chef, talking down at his brother's actions, " now tell me, you tried-a to be better, but what happened? " He says, still quite curious about his answer.

Maurice tried to free himself, in a complete fit of rage, he squirmed back and forth, and yet he couldn't move at all. He snaps " WHY DO YOU CARE ?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?! NOTHING! I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT BE WHAT I AM ALRIGHT?! " He tears up " I TRIED TO STOP GAMBLING, I TRIED TO BE NICER, BUT I CAN'T, ALRIGHT?! I always fall back eventually... I... It never lasts... "

The chef ponders... Very intriguing..." Hum... So you try, but you can't... "

" let me go now, I answered your stupid questions..." Says Maurice, trying to hold back his tears.

The chef lets go, Maurice gets up and goes back to bed " you know what ? " He says " that's completely fine ! I'm a failure to my family, I'm a failure to myself, I'm a failure to the cosmos itself or whatever the hell you are. THAT'S FINE ! That's completely fine " he lays down and covers himself with his blanket " I'll just die of a heart failure because I can't pay my meds anymore, and the world will be better for it... "

The chef feels a little weird... That's not what he expected at all... And it's not the message he wanted to give off either... " that's... No... That's-a not what I meant at all, you're-"

He's cut short " ARE YOU DEAF ?! I SAID I ANSWERED YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS, GET OUT ! LEAVE !" Maurice yells, completely furious.

The chef starts to float away, understanding. But before he goes... " Just-a one question, you didn't seem-a to recognize me... Do you-"

He's cut short yet again

" GET THE FUCK OUT, NOW !!!!" Yells Maurice, almost coughing his lungs out.

The chef leaves...

He goes higher, and higher, breaching through space and time.

There he was, back in the cosmic realm. He lost the bet.

But still... He's not angry at all, or frustrated... He's just... Fascinated...

All this time, he believed Maurice to be the only being in existence to never be anything else but pathetic... This Maurice tho wasn't really pathetic, he was... Miserable?

" Yeah, miserable is what I'd call you right now Italian man !"

The chef glows a blinding light as he's stunt by the host's entrance.

" GOD DAMNIT NOISE, STOP DOING-A THAT !" he yells while holding the host by the collar

" Yeaaaah no " says the host, mysteriously teleporting behind the chef " anyway, who won ? Even tho I know I did, I still want to hear you admit defeat hehe" he says pulling out a cigar out of his sleeve

The chef sighs " You won-a, Noise... I was wrong... " He says while rolling his eyes.

" YEEEES !!! " the host exclaims, throwing his cigar up in the air and glowing brighter than even " GIMME GIMME GIMME" He says while pulling out his hands, asking for his price.

" Sigh... You're unbelievable... " Says the chef, he takes of one of the host's gloves, separates it into ten pieces, then crush the pieces very firmly in his palmes.

Ten miniscule singularities formed... And after that...

BOOOOOM

The singularities expand into full universes...

" There. " Says the chef, handing the fates of the universes to the host

" YES ! " says the host, gleaming in glee " oohoho be prepared worlds, you'll be having glitter in all your breakfast for the rest of your existence hehehe..." he says looking down menacingly at the universes. " although you could have used something other than my glove... " He says, a little bumped out he lost one of his gloves...

" Noted, " says the chef, " I'll-a use one of your eyeballs next-a time ! " He says, smiling with a sarcastic grin

" This was a fantastic collaboration, " says the host while shaking the chef's hand, " have a absolutely noisy day ! See ya " he says before faiding in a cloud of smoke and glitter

The chef is left alone yet again... He rethinks of that Maurice he met... He didn't felt that intrigued about a mortal for years now...

Maybe... Hum... Maybe he'll keep an eye on him, mess around a little, after all who knows, maybe he'll see other surprises ?

Oh what is he even thinking, watch over some random man with a tear jerker story ? He's a cosmic entity, he saw far worst tragedies, he won't soften for one among many insignificant little being... But still...

Hum... Eh, why not ? Making pizzas and watching over his kids was getting a little boring anyway...

A new experience... That would be nice...

THE END

[iheartpeppino]

Pizza My Heart AU Presents: The Spaghetti Family

Giuseppe "Peppino" Spaghetti I - The founder of Peppino's Pizza, he's Peppino and Maurice's father. A hard-working pizza chef who was very passionate about his Italian heritage and his craft, as well as passing on his knowledge to his children. He was known for having a kind personality. He died of heart failure when Peppino was almost 30 years old.

Donna Spaghetti - Peppino and Maurice's mama, a strikingly beautiful old lady in her 70's who's always down for excitement even at her age. Ever since her husband died, Donna has had a very active love life, going on dates with quite a number of men, some older than her, some younger. Peppino worries about his mama a lot, but Donna can more than handle herself, being an actual badass at fighting and self-defense. If you see old Donna Spaghetti taking off her earrings? RUN.

Giuseppe "Peppino" Spaghetti II - Our favorite anxious pizza chef, the current owner and operator of Peppino's Pizza. He was named after his father... or did he name himself after his father? Guess it depends on what version of the AU it is! Either way, Peppino turned out to be a lot like his dad, just with a lot more anxiety, PTSD and anger, and a worse economy to deal with. He also inherited his mother's fighting spirit.

Maurizio "Maurice" Spaghetti - Peppino's pessimistic, selfish, violent, and constantly angry twin brother who's been jealous of him since they were children. Because Peppino wanted to be just like their dad growing up, Maurice feels his father treated Peppino like the favorite child, so Maurice constantly bullies Peppino for his entire life. The worst thing he did was throw his Stargate DVD collection into a river. THE ENTIRE STARGATE COLLECTION ON DVD IS WORTH OVER $100 USD (yes, really!). FUCK YOU, MAURICE.

Alfredo "Freddy" Spaghetti - The third Spaghetti brother, known for wearing red, he's five years younger than Peppino and Maurice. A professional chef, he's employed at the fanciest Italian restaurant in town. Despite being very skilled, he can't make pizza to save his life, having extraordinarily bad luck with it. He envies Peppino for his natural pizza-making skills and the fact he owns his own business... even though Freddy makes way more money than Peppino does and has a better quality of life. Despite it all, Freddy does care about Peppino, and worries about him a lot, even if he thinks his friends are weirdos.

Gianna Spaghetti - The fourth and final Spaghetti sibling. A woman in her early 40's, Gianna is a punk who loves creepy and scary things and hates cute things. Apparently, anything cute makes her immediately want to smash it to pieces. She has no love for her older brothers since they were all too absorbed in their own lives to pay much attention to her growing up. She lives with Donna and helps take care of her. (Gianna is directly inspired by Giana from The Great Giana Sisters.)

Angela Spaghetti - Maurice's ex-wife, mother of Maurice Jr. Strongly resembles a young Bea Arthur, with mannerisms similar to Dorothy Zbornak from The Golden Girls. Angela kept her ex-husband's surname even after divorcing him because she still loves the rest of Maurice's family and encourages their son to maintain relationships with them. Angela regrets ever marrying Maurice and frequently refers to him as "a sorry bum with a gambling addiction whom I honestly pity". Her mother's name is Maria, who strongly resembles and acts like Sophia Petrillo from The Golden Girls.

Maurice Spaghetti Jr. - Maurice's ten-year-old son with Angela. Maurice Jr. is actually a very sweet and well-adjusted kid thanks in large part to his mom, but his dad is a deadbeat who doesn't spend time with him unless he's specifically asked to. Maurice tries to make up for his lack of parenting skills by buying expensive gifts for his son... or worse, passing off gifts from other people as if they were from him. Which includes gifts from Peppino. Maurice Jr. has no idea... he loves his dad, but he wishes he'd actually be a dad to him and not just an occasional gift-dispenser.

Nonna Spaghetti - Peppino and Maurice's very elderly grandmother on their father's side. Maurice has taken advantage of this poor lady multiple times by manipulating her into giving him money to spend on his gambling habit. Peppino knows about this, but feels powerless to do anything about it since he's afraid Maurice will retaliate against him. Nonna doesn't always remember what day it is... or even what year it is... but she loves her family members unconditionally and would do anything for them.

I wanted to wait to post this after drawing portraits of everyone, but I'm too impatient for that. I'll draw everyone when I actually have the energy to do so.

[atlaslovesedm]

im so fucking sorry for this

does anybody in this fandom even know that maurice has a son

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[thewarrenist]

2022 REWIND: Wesley Memorial Methodist Men's Ministry Treats WCHS Football Team to Dinner and Pep Talk 🏈 🍝 🗣 Giving back to the community appears in different ways. In this case, it came in the form of a home-cooked meal. Before the start of the season, Wesley Memorial Methodist invited WCHS Athletic Director Victor Hunt, Jr, Coach Maurice Crump, and the football team over for a pre-game dinner and a pep talk in August 2022. On the menu: Spaghetti, fresh garden salad, rolls, drinks, and to take with them on the road, a football-themed cake. Amongst the chatter between the men's ministry and the players were words of encouragement and the older generation sharing their childhood memories. Not only did they walk away with a belly full, but also a winning attitude they will continue to carry with them, on and off the field. 🏈💙 #Warrenist #WarrenCountyNC #WCHSFootball #WarrentonNC #givingbacktothecommunity #NCnews #252News #WesleyMemorialMethodist #NCblog #NCblogger #smalltownlove #TheWarrenist #2022recap (at North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm2A4wLLs6L/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mauricemetsfan]

Saw this "Cypher" guy at Costco. He told me if I did a deal with him I'd see my son again. Should I trust him?

[gl1tchy-4rt]

Ay! Thank you so much !!

Look at them >:) the sillies they be gaming >:) btw my part is ready ;)

Art trade with @gl1tchy-4rt !!!

[iheartpeppino]

You know what's really scary about Maurice Spaghetti?

He has a son, Maurice Spaghetti Jr.

This means Maurice has had sex at least once in his life, because I'm pretty sure he's too selfish to adopt a kid. That... terrifies me.

I feel so bad for Maurice Jr.'s mother...

[mauricemetsfan]

Bad news maurice jr and maura, looks like we'll have to euthanise maurice, got too much goop in his brain. Time to say your goodbyes I guess

What.

What?

What?

[mauricemetsfan]

.... You sure it's just stress? Not his weird clone brain?

How do we alleviate that stress? We've tried everything, but Maur... He uh...

...

Kills them

Yeah

Doise, you're like. Close to Maurice right? You know what's up with him? - Maurice Jr

( @mauricemetsfan )

Oh, yeah! We besties! And er.. pretty sure its just all the stress from everything piling up.

[mauricemetsfan]

u are bi?

// I didn't wanna draw the flags

[mauricemetsfan]

Hi maurice sorry bout those anons. Heres lavender and a nice comfy bed with mets sheets

Maura, Maurice Jr, and Shithead are open for asks! Maurice is sleeping be nice.