#mattress shopping

[writing-until-i-drop]

Mattress Shopping Pt. 2 | Drabble wc: 670

Javy "Coyote" Machado x reader (no use of y/n)

You've been living with Javy for a month now (enjoying his brand new mattress) but when your mamas come to town, you have to pretend there's two beds in the apartment.

Warnings!: Smut, unprotected p in v, they're idiots but they're in love

“We don’t have time for this, Jav,” Your giggle turned into a moan as he sucked on one of your nipples, rolling the other between his fingers just how you liked it. “Javy, our mamas-”

“We’ve got time,” He kissed up your neck, careful not to leave any marks. The pretty sundress you had put on while your mamas visited for dinner discarded on the floor next to his uniform. When he had come home from work you had already taken care of setting the whole apartment and dinner up, there was a roast in the oven and mashed potatoes in the Instapot warming. You had been putting the finishing touches on your makeup when he had pulled you in for a kiss and you had quickly ended up naked in bed beneath him. 

“We so don’t,” You replied but you didn’t stop him as he found his place between your thighs. Javy loved the way you looked spread out beneath him, on the bed you made him buy, on the sheets you had picked, in the apartment you had decorated. He loved the way you had blown back into his life a month ago and had taken over.

“You let me worry about the time, you just lay there and focus on cumming around my cock.” You moaned, arching your back as he pushed into you. It was heaven feeling you stretch around him, knowing that you were finally his. After years of wanting and wishing, the two of you were finally together. 

“More, baby,” You whined, digging your fingers into his back, urging him on. “You feel so good.” Javy groaned, feeling your walls flutter around him. 

“Play with yourself, sweetheart,” Javy increased his pace, your moans and whimpers of pleasure spurring him on. You felt so good he had to start running through his pre-flight checklist in his head to keep from cumming too early. Your phone started ringing, spooking both of you. Javy looked over, blanching when he saw mama on the screen. “Your mama’s calling.” 

“Shit, do you think they’re here?” Javy didn’t stop thrusting into you, not willing to stop until he heard knocking at the door and even then, he wasn’t sure he could. Not when you felt this good.

“Answer it and find out,” You grabbed the phone and answered it.

“Mama, hi,” Your voice was thin and trembling. Javy slowed but didn’t stop, focusing on hitting you deeper, lifting your hips for a better angle. “You can’t find the street?” You clamped a hand over your mouth, smothering a moan, glaring at him. “Oh, you passed it. Just um,” You flipped Javy off when he ran his thumb over your clit. “Just go around the block and look for Subway and turn right, that’ll be the street.” 

Javy hoped you hanged up before you moaned or else both of your mamas would have had a heart attack. 

“Cum for me, sweetheart,” A few seconds later you fell apart, milking his own orgasm from him. Javy swore he’d never get tired of this, of you, of the two of you together. “I lo-” He stopped, those three words were not something he should say for the first time while he was buried inside of you.

You chuckled, bringing him down into a kiss.

“I know, me too,”  How did he get so lucky with you? The girl who had been beside him his whole life loved him back. “Now get off of me and get dressed.” 

Dinner was going well. Your mamas were under the impression that the two of you were temporary roommates while you searched for an apartment of your own. Everything was going great until Javy decided to help you clean the dishes, leaving your mamas unattended. 

“Why is there only one bed in this apartment?” Javy’s mama shouted and the two of you turned to face each other, eyes wide.

“Shit.” 

What the two of you didn’t see were your mamas exchanging money, Javy’s mama won the bet.

[reciprocating]

This person means well, but going to the store and laying on something even for 15 minutes isn’t going to tell you anything. Your body isn’t even adapted to a new mattress for 4-6 weeks. The problem with modern beds is they’re made poorly and most start collapsing within 3 months.

What you want to do is find a local mattress manufacturer that still uses innersprings (not coils). Or if you can’t do springs you want to find a latex mattress or some other high quality, high density foam.

adults of tumblr how on earth do you decide on what mattress you want to order

[ispfindia]

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

This has most definitely been said before, but we were robbed of the core four quarantining on-screen together at Buck’s place. ROBBED I say

[hungrydogs-if]

if anyone ever doubted how dumb i am, know that somehow i accidentally ordered myself a whole ass bed without really meaning to.

[francesderwent]

you know what sucks? when you try the Expensive version of the thing you’ve been using your whole life—not the 5 more dollars version but the 2 times as much money version—and it’s better.

[trans-axolotl]

$7 left in my bank account i just need to make it to payday on friday 🙏

(TYSM to whoever just sent me money i appreciate it so much 💜💜💜)

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Saturday shopping, Brooklyn, 1956.

Photo: Dan Weiner via Steven Kasher Gallery/NY Times

[somelazyassartist]

Wanted to do something a bit silly for my sketch warmups so I decided to draw musicals as ponies for some reason lol,,, I might do more of these in the future cuz they were actually really fun and great for warmups lmao

(Click for better quality / musicals are Little Shop of Horrors, Once Upon A Mattress, Newsies, and Chicago. Also if people like these I might end up coloring and making stickers of them to sell lmao)

[ratwars]

I need someone to come take this guest bed off my hands because three ppl have fallen through in taking it for free and I am running out of time.

[saint--claire]

The morning so far in a nutshell:

1 - Awaken to small cat screeching for food. It is still dark. Stumble to kitchen with eyes half shut, plonk food in small cats bowl, return to bed.

Sleep.

2 - Woken back up by small cat who has finished her breakfast. A small wet kiss is deposited on my nose, and I half heartedly swat at her for her illegal trek across the pillows. The doona cover makes crunchy crunchy noises like sand. Small cat investigates whether I have left her space to climb under the blankets as well, and wanders off on learning I haven’t.

Return to sleep.

3 - wake up for the third and final time, at a much more reasonable hour, still with eyes half shut. No cats are visible in the bedroom. Wander through house opening blinds and putting kettle on. Small cat is not in her customary position on the couch. I take a somewhat more decided wander through the rest of the rooms, investigating common cat sighting locations. Nil.

Small cat is lost. No peep of noise evident. Shrug, give up, assume she’ll turn up at some point, return to bed with cup of tea.

4 - Get back into bed. Spot the following:

Small cat, reacquired 😊

Bonus photo from last night because I keep my bed like I may at any moment need to create a nest out of pillows and soft things:

Caverns big enough for small cats to sink into.

[timdrakesstaff]

Man, it's slow enough at work that I'm just... Sitting here working on code on my phone—Which is evil cuz I can't see the bottom of my code, so I can't finish some stuff

I think I'll work on finding some images for stuff(background and decoration) when I get home. Right now I'm just doing functional stuff—might write up the About page + socials

[batemanofficial]

amazing what sleep will do if you're feeling bad

[emile-hides]

Bought a $60 blanket at Walmart with my dad today because the texture was good and it seemed thick and what're the chances of finding another blanket I can stand so we bought it and I get home and cut the tags off and unfold it over my bed and I

i've been lied to

For some Un God Ly Re Son the blanket was folded in such a manner to hid the fact that it's top texture and internal texture are DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT.

And yes I COULD just use the top as the bottom and move on but THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT TEXTURES. THAT I HAVE TO TOUCH BOTH OF. AND I'D RATHER EXPLODE HONESTLY

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 9, day 13

I would like to make it known that it is very, very difficult to make art when there is a cat occupying your lap, and your lap is where you put your art-making devices

I should clear off my desk and get a good chair for it but my bed is sooooooo comfy ugaiz