#matthew crushed on a man

[orsanedraws]

watching new adventures of old christine and having a blast

[cherib3lla]

love my men sweaty and exhausted!!

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[carrionhearted]

“I want Will Graham” this, “I want Hannibal Lecter” that. BORINGGGG!!!

I want him <3

[fannyyann]

as someone who watched the 2022 second round battle of Alberta live I feel compelled to warn some of you that Matthew absolutely spent more time starting shit with Connor than he did with Leon

[spookyhotmess]

I adore this man 🤓👻🤓

[ratatatastic]

lmaoooo maffhew wanting the knot immediately and having to wait for sasha to catch up with that is so deeply funny like. this omega is not subtle and you’re not a stupid alpha babe! can only imagine what benny has to say to maffhew about it once he catches on and stops banging his head against a wall

idiots to lovers is always great but especially when its two people who would be hitched with 10 kids by now if they stopped being dumb for a single second like its that easy and yet...

to me they very much fall around the same time (infatuation at first scent if you will) just that sasha takes some time to get there not because he's dumb (okay he's a little dumb) but in the sense that its like "this person is very interested in me, i can see and recognise that but theres so much cognitive dissonance in my brain right now between knowing that intrinsically and finding that hard to believe so i unintentionally play dumb because obviously i'm reading too much into things it cant be me they're interested in haha that'd crazy but they're being awfully touchy and flirty with me wow"

but also it takes two to tango and we have to acknowledge that and this is when i would love to bring up the ways in which this man decides is the best way to go about that because he is a catholic school girlie... there's so much hilarity to be had here especially because his flirting is very uh how you say... a little ass backwards if you will especially considering dynamics

"I make it a point to keep the door closed when we're alone in a room together! That's basically a clear invitation that I'm down to fuck!!! Im basically asking to be ragdolled on his knot!!!"

and Benny just pinches the bridge of his nose like "I don't know how to explain to you in a way you'll understand that not everyone went to Catholic school."

But saying that Sasha does side-eye the door knob heavily when Maffhew goes over to close it the first time and he starts sweating like he just got dragged into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven he did not sign up for and he's 13 again and oh god he got paired with a really cute girl, and he hasn't even had his first real kiss yet and-

And then absolutely nothing happens because Maffhew is just waiting with a polite expectant smile (because his work here is done, he did the heavy lifting know it's Sasha's turn) and this is when Sasha's dynamic classes training kicks in and he basically scolds himself for even assuming in the first place because this is clearly a show of trust (correct) not an invitation for extra circular activities (incorrect buzzer noise) and it basically becomes "This Omega really trusts me, I'm honoured especially as Pack Leader that I'm able to be so accepted into such a private space with the inherent knowledge that I will not encroach their boundaries whatsoever because consent is verbal, this is not in any way an invitation to take advantage of them this is deep platonic trust I will guard with my life :]"

and if you listen closely you can hear the lovely sounds of Maffhew bashing his head into a wall about how much of a gentleman Sasha is but also COME ONNNNNN... you know... once Maffhew realises what's happening which (looks at my watch) is not due for another few months really

Battle of wills: unstoppable force (maffhews catholic school understanding of dynamic interactions) vs immovable object (overseas alpha cotillion classes)

And if you think it's an Oh! An overseas dynamic thing! It's not. The Euros are watching the horrible car crash in front of them and doing absolutely nothing about it because it's none of their business, but they will stare at it... maybe judge it a bit but definitely are observing from the tall grass.

and I'm also not saying that luosty lundy forsy and bobby have a current running bet of how long it'll take for maffhew to break sasha in but i'm also not not saying that... luosty goaded lundy in the midst of a gossip session ("It has to be 3 months, right?) forsy happened to be around so lundy turned to him for advice ("7 months.") and maybeeee bobby overheard from all the way over from his stall and puts in his two cents for what it's worth ("6. Captain nice but not that nice. Very impatient." "So 3!" "No. Impatience makes him double the time, and wait longer. 6 months.") (lundy finally settles on a good 5 months because he's indecisive)

And Sasha does eventually pick up everything maffhew is throwing down... eventually... and when he does it becomes more so I want to court this omega the way they deserve I will take this slow and romance them sweetly :) *smash cut to maffhew caterwauling like a cat in heat*

but also once again its not like maffhew is helping sasha in any way this is idiot4idiot and benny would like to enjoy the car crash with the euros but unfortunately that's his soulmate, thats his bestie, his littermate from birth who has been weaned on the same teat as they climbed over each other to get to it, the first girl you kissed in your childhood bedroom because somehow you started play fighting on the bed because she was like i could totally pin you down easy and then she does and you always noticed how beautiful she was but shes even more gorgeous when she's pinning your wrists to your hannnah montana duvet you promised yourself youd changed out before she came over but you forget and well she teased you about it and you cant help but giggle about how perfect this all is and it seems that the natural conclusion to this is to taste the strawberry lipgloss of her lips because whats a kiss between besties huh its tacky and sticky and it tastes like summer and just other apt metaphors to put here about the inherent -isms of their relationship that i nearly cant put to words properly other than girls having fun (they are fucking)

and well anyways benny is watching and he has a lot of things to say about how its been proceeding so far

"You should really use your words."

"I am!"

"Right because smelling like a fucking perfume shop in the middle of October is using your words."

"This usually works with most Alphas okay!"

"Sasha isn't most Alphas."

"Tell me about it." Matthew grouses before he peeks over to Sam, looking up from beneath his eyelashes—the exact way he knows both endears him to Sam but also absolutely miffs him all the same, "Worked on you, didn't it?"

"Oh, is that what we're doing right now? We're calling getting a lapful of a preening O in preheat in the middle of a roadie a normal way to go about these things."

"It worked didn't it?" Matthew reiterates.

"It would work better if you use—"

"Okay! Alright!! I get it!!!" He does not.

like benny here is unfortunately an active listening participant in the going ons of the fuckery if not because hes involved by proxy because of maffhew because who else will hold his hair back as he calls him a dumb bitch you know

[strangesillygirl]

HOT GIRLS LIKE MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER‼️‼️

[m1ndnumb1ngnostalg1a]

This is my best picture

[bitedontsuck]

we need to make matthew mcconaughey the next mads mikkelsen

[cherib3lla]

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬

warnings — praising, begging, fingering, dom!chris x reader!!

proof reader — @prettylameusertbh my favvv 🎀

“Aww, baby look at how wet you are,” Chris’ freshly manicured nails plunge in and out of my puffy pussy.

After Chris arrived home, along with his brothers. He showed me his freshly done nails and I couldn't resist looking at them. Every time he picked up his phone and started typing his fingers would flex.

Its like he wanted me to get turned on. Every time he came home from getting his nails done we ended up in this situation.

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Chris’ fingers continued their abuse of my pussy. Squelching sounds and the hum of the air conditioner are the only sounds heard throughout the room. “Chris — fas- ple-!” small moans and heavy breaths escape my mouth.

“hm — speak up baby, i can’t hear you,” he says as he ducks his head down to my neck, hickies covering the exposed parts.

My brain felt like mush. I couldn't think. I tried to tell him what I wanted. What I craved. But instead, all that came out was jumbled up words. “So fuck — so wet,” he pulls out his fingers, his face twisting in faux astonishment.

N-no! Please Chris — I need them!” I reply as I see his fingers return to my throbbing heat. “Good fucking girl. Using your words f’me huh” he replies proudly.

His fingers immediately push into my heat. My pussy sucking him in. His long, veiny, manicured fingers move in a ‘come here’ motion. My release built with every thrust of his fingers.

“Fuck you're so tight. Can feel your pussy squeezing my fingers.” moans and heavy breathy fills the room.

“You wanna cum baby? C'mon, cum all over my fingers sweet girl.” his fingers ram into me at a rapid speed, coaxing my orgasm out of me.

“Ch-chris — I'm cumming!” my voice gets louder as the band in my lower tummy snaps. Releasing all over Chris’s fingers.

“Good job baby. You did such a good job.” he helps me ride out my orgasm. The overstimulation getting to me as he continues to rut his fingers in and out of my sensitive heat.

“No- no more Chris!” I raise my voice at him, a little too loud. He pulls his fingers out of me, bringing them up to my lips. He pushes them down my throat, causing me to gag around his fingers but eager to take more. He removed his fingers from my mouth, grabbed my discarded shirt, and used it to wipe me down.

“Lets get you cleaned up”

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[socialprawn]

sorry to message u out of the blue but. thom

thom and moira

AHHHHH you are so right dawg...

[abrahamvanhelsings]

augh i had to reorder the edward little shirt bc they cancelled my order when i tried to make a change and then i missed the email so now it'll be here in a week or more... please i need to get this oversized tshirt with the face of my guy on it so i can wear it around the house like some forlorn sailor's wife

[mixingmuses]

// hold me back from e.stinien posting man my crush on him is coming back full force

[edwinspaynes]

im sorry but i share a very special bond with matthew fairchild that just cannot be replicated with any other character

[strangesillygirl]

Fã: Matthew autógrafa meu All Star 🙏 Matthew: tá bão 👍