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What if we had three square roots of -1? Haha, ijk.
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So, been playing Calculator recently. Anybody know when this thing ends. Currently in level SYNTAX ERROR.
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#tumblr polls#Is everyone in the world a Tumblr user?#Let’s use statistics to find out!#maths joke#statistics joke#selection bias#I think this is funny
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He's right tho
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if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The 1st orders a beer.
The 2nd orders a half of a beer.
The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.
The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.
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#funny memes#mathematics#tumblr memes#funny#funny post#lol#jokes#humor#memes#funny stuff#silly goofy mood#so silly#silly#posts on tumblr#mathisfun#math is hard#math is evil#math is easy#creative writing#writing#writer stuff#on writing#brain dump#cognition#relatable#annoying#random#stupid#dumb#i need to sleep
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34 sitting next to 35 eying the plus sign:
#maths joke#yes I screenshat that from a convo on my dash#no I will not name names#you know who you are#:3
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"Average person discovers infinitely many infinities per year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person discovers 0 infinities per year. Cantor Georg, who introduced the diagonal argument and discovered infinitely many infinities in 1891 alone, is an outlier and cannot be counted.
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9#mathblr#math memes#shitpost#locus other time#this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs#i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet#math#to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that#I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way
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Don't Wormy About Me.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#yu ziyuan#Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters#For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son.#A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now -#-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her.#Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive.#The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling.#Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone.#Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string!#WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it.#Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look!#Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.
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People who say "Batman was better without his kids" must really like the whole ELEVEN issues that Bruce had before Dick was introduced because that's the only time he didn't have a kid. Bruce Wayne/Batman was introduced in ’Detective Comics' #27 and Dick Grayson's Robin was introduced in 'Detective Comics’ #38. Dick was around before Alfred existed, if we can have Alfred why can we have the Robins?
#comics#dc comics#robin#tim drake#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#red robin#jason todd#nightwing#alfred pennyworth#before robin? BEFORE ROBIN? you mean those 9 detective comic issues? there is no before robin. robin was always there. get over it#go read the Punisher or something because thats what you want not Batman#but batcave what about alt worlds or re boots. nope they said before he has gis kids and his kid was introduced nine issues after him#AND IVE READ DETECTIVE COMICS BATMAN! they wouldn't like him either he was a good guy. he made jokes. he rode down banister. he was free#edit: i cant do math its eleven not nine issues
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At his core Remus is just that one teacher who “has a wife and kids”
#except he’s so obviously gay#marauders#remus lupin#marauders era#sirius black#peter pettigrew#james potter#james & peter & remus & sirius#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#wolfstar#regulus black#live laugh love wolfstar#wolfstar is love wolfstar is life#sirius x remus#nymphadora tonks#teddy lupin#this but my math teacher last year#was genuinely a bit surprised by it at first#thought he was joking#remus loves sirius#remus is gay#remus is bisexual#remus is queer#remus is not heterosexual#gay remus lupin#bisexual remus lupin#moony#padfoot#moony x padfoot#anything for our moony
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I know this poll isn’t over yet but the results so far look very promising! Tumblr’s poll feature seems to well loved as 88% of people say they enjoy or feel neutral about answering polls!
(To the people voting that you don’t like answering polls; congratulations on being funnier than me. Your 12% makes me smile)
Participation Bias
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“average NPC has 51 familiars” factoid actualy just statistical error. average NPC has 0 familiars. Fionas Georg, who lives in trading post and has 1286 familiars, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#Has someone made this joke yet?#flight rising#figrambles#Flight rising fiona#Dead memes are still memes#Flight rising trading post#Correct my math if you want#Spiders georg
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When you are having a very normal day at the Secret Anomaly Research Facility
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