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[vk79heinrich]

[thebeccagramchronicles]

Holiday moods. How to master the ups and downs.

Holiday moods Holiday moods are a real thing. Everyone knows that. The holiday season brings a flurry of activities and deadlines. It brings joy, too. However, for many people, this time of year can also bring about feelings of sadness and loneliness. While everyone around seems to be embracing the holiday cheer, some find it difficult to escape the grip of the low-season blues. But there are…

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Masster Of Muppets

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Aegon the conqueror who’s darling is trying to keep the relationship PRIVATE

Aegon: But..history books won’t know how much I loved you..how you were my one and only

Darling: *burning some pages out of the Masster’s book*: I will not let people centuries from now gossip about the way you mindlessly ravaged me every night

Aegon: They walked in on us one time😒

Darling: AND😟? It was one time too much

Yeah, canon in my yandere asoiaf universe.

Aegon I is just kind of like a kicked puppy. He also strangely loves the secrecy. It makes it feel like the relationship is even more taboo.

Darling was definitely like "okay? I had you kill the person who walked in on us!?"

Aegon I: "The only time you have been happy that I killed someone for you."

Darling: "Hey! I think you look absolutely ravishing in blood."

Aegon I: "Ravishing? I know a few things I'd like to ravish."

Pornhub theme song plays.

[meekazzz]

shadow puppet masster

[iambrengo]

The crowned queen of Nox Domain, the master herbalist, and the dear wife of Deragenes. Her optimism and softness bring warmth and reason to the cold unreasonable deep.

Appearance

Zaelipeh is a jellyfish zora. Tendrils hang from her head that can sting to her command.

The blue of her body is very sloghtly translucent. It looks like staring at the starry night sky.

She is 7 feet tall, slightly taller than the average Nox Zora.

Her lower half is mostly tendrils. Her legs and feet have more muscle than bone, which leads to slow movement.

Personality/etc.

Zaeliphe is kind, honest, and motherly. These traits led to the choice to make her queen, a positive representative of Nox.

She is very averse to violence. She handles disagreements, discourse, and dispair with words and debate.

Zaeliphe is the master herbalist, being blessed with the ability to cause deep water and cave flora to grow faster and stronger. She is a masster of medicine too.

Character relations

Jules: Her little opal, her shining star, her dearest adopted daughter. Nothing will get in Zaeliphe's way of ensuring her safety and wellbeing.

Deragenes: He chose her as his queen because her character was a positive representation of Nox. They fell deeply in love shortly after and rule together with love and strength.

King sidon/queen yona: Their brief meeting was pleasant and insightful. She left hyrule's domain pleased to know that the two rulers care deeply for their subjects. She also loves chatting with Yona, especially about their kings.

Reference sheet:

[ihearthes]

You've been ASSking for it, and we've been exposed to your requests, so this weekend, we're doing it! Are you feeling the effects of the Hrought? Don't be bummed. We miss him too, which is why we think we have a theme everyone can get behind. But don't ASSume you've seen this before! It wasn't even a hASSle to put it together.

(x) We've got an ASSortment of cheeky photos and gifs that will ASStound you. In fact, they will meet your every fantASSy. Don't miss out on July 6-7 as @ihearthes celebrates that #BodaciousBum! This theme will ASSasinate you with all of its mASSterful Hontent.

Thanks as always for joining us! All the love from your Themed Weekends team, @ihearthes , @harolinastyles , and @chasm2018

[pinkplaycow]

makee moree goodd girsls for masster

makess more egood girls forr masterr

malerr more girlr good girlss for masterr

maked moree good girlss forf masterr

[ancientforgcd]

It is known as Amphoreus, also called The Eternal Land

It can only be seen by the lights of the Garden of Recollection.

There are three paths fettering it, one obviously being Remembrance, the other two I assume to be Erudition and Destruction.

Destruction because of the chess imagery for the Lord Ravager known as The Chess Masster and also I think that piss colored hand is from Nanook.

Finally, I think the third path is Erudition. Mostly because Nihility was already featured a lot in game and Erudition's time is long overdue. Not to mention Herta is an Emanator of Erudition, features in 3.0 and is seen talking to Nous.

But anyways, there is a chance that Mihoyo will draw from the Elysian Realm Arc and that the whole Amphoreus is a massive Memory Bubble that keeps on repeating itself. A resetting Samsara if you will, ending in tragedy each time, until the Trailblaze finally reaches and is able to help them attain the ending they want.

[massterwhite88]

No limitSS sslave here. No choice. No way out.

Interested MaSSter?

YeSS

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

do NOT go on the ship there is a bulborb. not the friendly one

i anm a MASSTER FITER i caun KICK its ass

[two-stud-invasion]

kitten im sorry for going alpha mode on u pls forgive masster

. . 🛸 “ YUCK. “

[devil-llsf]

New wanted!

Slave looking for 24/7 position. Preferably into cigars.

Willing to earn for the right Masster/Top/Boss etc.

[quirk-nova]

Snake Fruit Cookie's Costume.

“A traitor you ssay? I am merely sserving a new masster that sshares my valuess...”

(Slithering Strategist) Snake Fruit Cookie (Cookie Run) aesthetic board for @pretty-princess-pop

[faemytho]

Drabble request: Lychee Dragon and Affogato, specifically one of them going to investigate the other and Lychee teasing Affogato about not being as infalliable and competent as he thinks he is at dabbling in darkness.

this is an OLD request i could never figure out how to write, but i think i can do it now (this was originally sent just after lychee's redesign was revealed in ovenbreak lmao,,,,)

this is set before the rambutan event!!! (AO3 Link), (SqWA Link)

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"Masster Lychee Dragon, a moment of your time," the high-pitched, hissed voice called, and the dragon cookie sighed. They turned from their place at the center of the lychee caverns, hovering above the ground. The sounds of pickaxes pattering through rock echoed through the caverns, cookies working tirelessly under their control.

"Out with it, snake," Lychee sneered, dragon slit eyes catching on the servant of the Longan Dragon, and then on the stranger it had brought in behind it. He smelled of coffee and sweet vanilla cream, and beneath that, the faintest hint of poison. They sniffed, lip curling, gaze returning to the snake. "Can't you see I'm busy working the thralls? You know, for the super important thing we've been trying to do for forever?"

"A sservant of the Dark Enchantressss daress to approach you," Snake Fruit cooed, hiding its fanged grin behind a hand. "I believe he wisshess to sspeak with you on ssome matter he claimss iss of great importance."

"If I may, great Lychee Dragon," the stranger spoke, his voice smooth as silk and sweet as milk. Lychee raised a brow. "My name is Affogato Cookie. I come on behalf of Her Eminent Darkness."

"And I should care, why?" Lychee asked boredly, crossing their arms across their chest. The cookie blinked in surprise, evidently having not expected that response. Lychee rolled their eyes. He was prideful, they could already tell, and they weren't in the mood for this. "Listen, Avocado-"

"Affogato," he interrupted, and they rolled their eyes.

"Whatever, I don't actually care." Lychee moved down closer, and Snake Fruit stepped aside, letting the dragon cookie hover in front of the stranger. "You're very disrespectful, you know. You approach a dragon to ask for a favor of some sort, speak out of turn, and you don't even bring tribute!"

Affogato paused, a trickling hint of dread hiding in his eyes. His heartbeat quickened, though he showed no outer signs of panic. They tilted their head, raising a brow. Maybe they could play with him.

"I mean, honestly," Lychee scoffed, reaching out to poke at the cookie's cheek with a talon. To give him a little credit, he didn't even flinch. "Are you trying to make yourself look bad? You know us dragons will eat little cookies like you, don't you?"

"Great Violet Dragon, I apologize for my offenses," Affogato amended, meeting Lychee's slit gaze with his own slit gaze. "But I had no choice. I assure you, my insulting appearance here was not by my own doing, but by circumstance. Had I my way, I would have properly approached you and paid my proper respects to you, but there was nothing I could do."

Silence hung in the cavern, the last echoes of Affogato's words fading into the sound of stones breaking apart.

"You're a horrible liar!" Lychee spat with a laugh, hugging their arms to themself and kicking their feet in mirth, their bat wings flapping frantically to keep them in the air. The audacity of this cookie to lie, bold-faced and disrespectful, it was simply too much. "Oh, great Ivory, you're funny, silly coffee cookie!"

Affogato's face briefly twisted into something ugly. "Pardon me?"

Lychee continued to laugh, wiping away a fake tear. "Oh, you're funny. I'll hear you out, bold little cookie. Walk beside me."

Without waiting for an answer, Lychee turned and picked a direction, flying leisurely through the caverns. There was a rustle of clothing, and Affogato walked beside them, his face carefully impassive despite the confusion and contempt Lychee could feel bubbling under his skin. Snake Fruit did not follow, its eyes narrowed and mouth covered by a sleeve worn over a traitorous hand, staying in the center of the caverns.

"State your request," Lychee spoke, once they were far enough away from the snake. "I think I know what it is, and I know the answer will be no, but tell me anyways. It'll be funny."

Affogato looked baffled, the expression slipping through the cracks of his carefully crafted mask of polite indifference. "Well, my lord dragon," he started, his voice careful and composed, "I come on the behalf of Dark Enchantress Cookie. She is currently amassing a great force with which She plans to bring about a dark, cleansing night. From this foretold night, She will bring about the liberation of not just cookiekind, but all us who live on Earthbread."

"Lemme guess," Lychee huffed, "she wants me to come work for her, huh?"

"It would be Her great honor to call the Violet Dragon an ally," Affogato confirmed, giving a little bow of his head. "No higher honor could be bestowed to be able to work alongside a great dragon-"

"Yeah yeah, save it, that's a no." Lychee rolled their eyes, stopping and turning to stare down at Affogato. "Your words are sweet, even for a cookie. You speak in a very practiced way. You're good at what you do, yeah? I bet she sent you because nobody else she's got has even a chance at seducing a dragon like me. Sure, you could make a good attempt, but her mistake, and yours, was not considering your pride. I don't like stuck-up cookies, but they are fun to play with."

"I beg your pardon, great dragon?" Affogato said lightly, but Lychee could sense the way the muscles in his hands twitched, an aborted motion to curl into fists. "I'm not sure I know what you're referring to."

Lychee laughed, the sound of it echoing through the caverns and accompanying the harsh sounds of pickaxes through stone. "Oh, don't play dumb with me," they cooed, "I'm a dragon. I can smell your poison, Affogato Cookie. I can hear your heartbeat. I already know what tells you give when you lie, when you're mad, when you have contempt for me... or contempt for your master."

Unable to hold onto his mask of indifference, Affogato's face began to twist up, the beginning of a sneer curling his lip. Lychee wasn't done, however.

"Do you know what my domain is, little cookie?" Lychee asked pleasantly, ignoring the bristling anger and wounded pride of the cookie in front of them, watching in amusement as his expression was quickly molded into something calm and pleasant instead.

"Is it not darkness, oh great Violet Dragon?" Affogato spoke easily, his voice calm and polite despite his lingering anger. The slits in his eyes were paper thin. "Truly, your power would truly be a great asset and aid in advancing Dark Enchantress Cookie's plans to liberate-"

"Oh yeah, shadow and darkness sure," Lychee agreed, cutting his words off and leaning down to stare him in the eyes. "But my power is also emotion. I can manipulate how you feel without even thinking about it. The cookie mind is just so easy to take for myself. It's why you can't lie to me! Your own heartbeat and emotions give you away."

Affogato paused, meeting Lychee's stare. He didn't say a word, but Lychee still got the full story. Shock, then outrage, then fear, all in quick succession. It was replaced by a spike of panic, forcibly molded into something soothing and calming. Not a single emotion showed on his face. Lychee whistled.

"You're good at that," they praised with a giggle, "hiding your emotions. All that emotional roller-coaster you just had, and not a single fleck of it on your face!"

"If you can see right through me, then, I suppose there's no need for masks," Affogato sighed, before allowing himself to properly sneer up at them. Lychee grinned. "Why entertain my disrespect, mighty dragon? I hold contempt for you, that is true. I think you to be a beast. I believe you are nothing but a pawn to be gained and used by the Dark Enchantress, but I hold no real attachments to her goal. You've yet to truly threaten me, however, despite being a dragon facing my disrespect. I've seen no displays of power, nothing but threats meant to be harmless fright. Why?"

Lychee blinked. After a long moment, they giggled, then cackled long and loud. It was so much that it slipped into their control over the thralls mining in the caverns, and the voices of many brainwashed cookie puppets began to laugh as well, wildly amused alongside the Violet Dragon's delight.

"Oh, she does not deserve you!" Lychee crowed, almost shrieking with laughter. "Oh, if only you weren't a pathetic little cookie!"

Affogato looked unnerved, which only sent Lychee into more hysterics.

"Oh," Lychee wheezed, wiping at their eyes, tears of mirth streaming down their cheeks. "Oh, I didn't wanna threaten you with my true powers, Affogato Cookie, because how else would I have gotten you to make me laugh so hard my sides hurt? You're amusing all on your own!"

"I-" Affogato looked bewildered, a hint of fury born from confusion burning in his chest. "Thank you?"

"You must want something from me then," Lychee stated, wiping their cheeks with their hands and grinning at him. "You wouldn't have come here otherwise, because she very well couldn't make you do anything, could she? You're too smart for her."

Slowly, still bewildered, Affogato shook his head. His fury had changed into even more confusion, unsure if he should continue being angry or begin to preen at the compliment Lychee had given him.

"You are right, Violet Dragon," Affogato admitted slowly. "I had my own reasons for seeking you out. I jumped at the chance when offered by the Enchantress to attempt to recruit you."

"Out with them then, I'm feeling generous!" Lychee exclaimed, spreading their arms wide and grinning sharply. "I haven't laughed that hard in millennia!"

Affogato's eyes narrowed, and Lychee could sense the gleam of hunger within them. How interesting. Maybe they would decide to keep him after all.

"I wish to learn of your power over the darkness, great dragon," he spoke lightly, though it could not hide the desperate, fervid need that sprung up in him at the thought of power and knowledge. Lychee giggled, and he continued. "There is only so much I can learn from the Enchantress, especially since she is not exactly a willing teacher."

"You have some audacity," Lychee cooed, tilting their head down at him. "What makes you think I'll teach you anything about dark magic?"

"You find me amusing, Violet Dragon," Affogato stated, meeting their gaze head-on and even going so far as to hint at a smile. "I am not incompetent in the arts of dark magics. I follow the Enchantress for a reason."

Lychee screeched with laughter once more. "No no, you are incompetent, dark mage," the dragon of darkness cackled, "but you won't be when I'm through with you. I like you. If the Longan Dragon gets to have a pet cookie, I should get to have one too! I'm keeping you."

The emotions of the eavesdropper around the corner spiked in fury, but Lychee ignored the snake, staring down at Affogato with a sharp smile. There was an odd confusion of emotions tangled in his chest, but what shone the most out of them was desire. Besides that, they really hadn't laughed that hard since the age of the dragons, so long ago. Lychee could ignore his fury and disrespect for a bit of amusement.

"What do you say?" Lychee cooed, and held out a hand of scales and talons. "Wanna be mine instead of hers?"

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