#massive massive MASSIVE dick energy

[starkeyisthelastname]

wanna deep throat it. cause he’s huge 😵‍💫

[agoodgirlhasnoname]

Leaving my used panties in Daddy’s suit coat pockets so he finds them while he’s at work like little love notes

[starryjoy]

I'll be honest, I'm not even anywhere near being an active fan, but what this website has done to death note is extremely annoying

[tenwhiteandalusians]

so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.

[tamakiluvs]

tamaki as your boyfriend <3 (nsfw)

it would start out with soft, gentle kisses on his neck

he'd be absolutely red from the sensation, soft moans leaving his mouth

he'd wrap his fingers in your hair, tugging softly

he would try to resist (like the gentleman that he is) until he just can't anymore, and then he'd pounce on you

yes, POUNCE

hands roaming everywhere, fingers fondling your tits (he LOVES your tits), lips grazing every inch of your skin

he'd be obsessed

he would cry from how perfect you are

praises, praises, praises

he kisses you EVERYWHERE

*taps mic* soft dom

softest soft dom to ever soft your dom i can't emphasize this enough!!!!!

his kink is praising you

(and you choking on his magnificent majestic humongous veiny girthy heavy warm fat beautiful cock)

he'd chant a string of praises for you every time

"you're doing so good for me," "mmhm just like that, baby," "can you go a little deeper for me sweetheart?" "oh my god—mmh yes, just like that," "you're perfect"

he would let out low baritone groans

imagine his morning voice. now imagine him moaning in that voice. it would be like that every single time

"you're going to make me cum if you continue that, sweetie"

he would be SUCH a tease

he would tap his beautiful majestic girthy veiny hefty massive cock on your cunt

oh OH he would be SOOOO good with his fingers

like, he has a beautiful majestic girthy veiny hefty massive cock but he would not solely rely on it

"gentlemen are always prepared, my love"

oh he always carries a condom btw. a handkerchief but that's not the point

mhmm he loves to see you bouncing on his cock while facing him

foreheads touching

he is the biggest sucker for intimacy

foreplay >>>>>>>>>>>>

his foreplay game is NO joke

he would absolutely have a biting kink

vampire tamaki

oh he would absolutely love to see you begging on your knees after he spends an hour teasing you

he's a masochist, let's face it

mhmm handcuffs? absolutely

but he prefers pinning them over your head himself

his hands are the best handcuffs

choking kink? CHOKING KINK!!!

oh he's blushing the entire time btw

absolutely flushed in the face

bro stumbles every time you do something remotely hot because in his head you're still his crush

HE'S SO IN LOVE I'M CRYING

he'll be kissing you every two minutes

hickeys hickeys hickeys

"i just love marking you, darling"

mhmmm he loves it when you pull him by his tie

instant boner alert

boooiiinnnggg

oh he also loves it when you're whining or leaving scratches on his back

he's very expressive in bed, to say the least

constant groaning moaning humming in your ears mhm

[holygroundgone]

On the incredibly heated debate of "who's cock is bigger, luo binghe or mo ran?" I will always rule in favor of luo binghe on the metric of mo ran's dick immensity having never caused him grief

[bugpoasting]

feels like such a slamdunk fic concept/prompt but. beatles-monkees 4 for 4 fucking at some random party in the 2 or so years when the monkees were relevant. there's soo much that can be done here

[snowddeong]

Holding my breath lest the word "daddy" spill forth from my mouth in ragged gasps

The buttons open like that. Okay. Alright. Cool. I'm fine. Totally feeling so normal rn

[mysunshine-youremoonlight]

you're literally the only person who said i give off tall vibes everyone else thought i was a short king... although 173 isn't that tall here it's like sliiiiightly above average for afabs

you give off tall vibes neow. you also have big dick energy. those are both positives btw

i'm abt the average for an afab in the us... im abt 5'3-5'4 (so in the 160-165ish range) so.

[lovingherwasgay]

mr taron egerton putting his whole actorussy into playing Elton John (rocketman)

i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in seattle and making out in public. heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhal’s nose because he kissed him too hard. when will actors do this again. 

[agoodgirlhasnoname]

I love sitting on top of your kitchen counters or island so I’m closer to the same height as you (I’m still not because I’m smol) then I can easily wrap my arms around your neck and my legs around your waist while we make out and you kiss me deep, licking and biting down my neck while I arch my entire body up against your massive frame. Then my favorite part comes when in one big quick scoop, you lift me off the counter to carry me to your bed, or the couch, or flip me backwards over the island, or carry me outside to your pool, or your office, or the den, or your game room, or to the massive rug in front of your fireplace, or in front of the full length mirror near the entryway, or the big window off the garden where neighbors can see in, or…..

[castametric]

yeah I got that BDE (boobs, depression, existential dread)

[medicinemane]

Like here's the thing, I'm never gonna tell you how to vote

Two reasons, one is it's not really my business other than maybe some general advice (like I think voting for cruel people is a bad idea), but two and kinda more importantly is you aren't gonna listen unless you already agree and I'll probably just piss you off and if anything vote to spite me

Nah, better to leave you to make your own choices

But you'll forgive me for continuing to try to nudge people to vote. In part, it's cause I see people pushing not voting and it's like... to me that feels like an attempt to get people to drop out so they can have a bigger sway, it doesn't feel good faith

But also it's just like... shit's fucking bad everywhere right now, and I really don't have a whole lotta faith in voting but we might as well exhaust the options we have just in case

And like... when I say I don't have a lot of faith, if you pull back a bit what I really mean is I don't have faith in countries as a whole to do stuff like voting in primaries and not just going for whoever they think'll win... like... there's no downside to voting for who you like in a primary, unless there's another dark horse candidate you think has a better chance of unseating whatever asshole you don't want... but like never bother voting for the person that's probably gonna win unless you actually want them

So that's why I say I specifically have little faith in primaries even more than other elections

Anyway though... you might as well get to vote on amendments and shit, and if you're doing that you might as well pick whoever makes you want to blow your brains out the least (dear god they're coming up and even gone in some place but vote in the primaries to maybe get at least one good candidate on some ballot somewhere)

But yeah, not gonna ever tell you how to vote other than broadstrokes, but I will just keep saying I think it's good to vote

I also very much will keep suggesting you do mail in voting if you can, and that one's legit me just looking out for you, cause going places and standing in line sucks a lot more than checking the mail, filling something out at home, and dropping it off

[bamjio]

❛ 𝗷𝘂𝗶𝗰𝘆! ❜ ━━ ✿⠀wolverine nsfw headcanonns.

Wolverine x female!reader

warnings !! ━ suggestive content, voyeurism, kinks, mentions of wade n other xmen members, lovesick Logan teehee, specifically Hughs' wolverine.

❛If you could see it from the front, wait 'til you see it from the back.❜

( wtf happened to me this is the fastest update I had probably done ever since WVD came out. )

Start of strong start of tough,

LOGAN HAS A MASSIVE DICK, you've seen it and he knows it. def loves teasing you too, when you give him oral, he wants you to take your time— sometimes. most of the times he's a sex devil, obsessed with seeing your hardworking struggled face, eyebrows furrowed and eyes determined. Logan hates to admit it but he wants to shove his cock down you and seeing your face. won't admit because he's not freaky outside.

gives the best head in the whole dimension, loves seeing you arch, he def knows where your spots are, multi tasking at its finest, fingering and eating you out is definitely something, his only goal is making you either squirt of cum, doesn't matter loves it when you make that sound everytimes you're close. he's 99.9 Selfless when it comes to giving, all he wants is your attention, not caring if his dick exploded from holding it in, deep inside him is a man that def wants to tease and edge you, but he's known to you as a nonchalant man, unless he's desperate — hell definitely be a beast.

did I mention that he's quite rough? not too rough, but perfectly rough. he adores it when tears run out your cheeks begging him to keep on going, although he is naturally rough, he knows his limits, it's like autopilot tbh. puts you to missionary everytime. He's not a lazy man he knows how to move, and his stamina would definitely last up to many hours. An old man with a young energy, how nice is that.

have I mentioned he has deep fantasies? He's the type of boyfriend that won't mention it till you do— he had desires of maybe fucking you in charles' mansion, he doesn't mean in a room, he means infront of his colleague, yknow? but he keeps that fantasy deep behind, Charles knows about his little dream, finds it fascinating. only person he told about it was probably Hank. He also has this predator and prey kink that ONLY works for you, you running for your life and him chasing you down, basically fuck or die type shit— except he'd rather not kill you.

he gets turned on whenever you're training or fighting, doesn't know why but he definitely loves the sweat on your face and the look of distraught, he wonders sometimes if he's okay, wade calls him lovesick because he's like a little puppy following you and finding you very amusing, not to mention he's very obedient too, wade tells him he's a "pup in a big man's body when it comes to y/n" he doesn't deny it, he likes it.

One secret— you two fucked in the mansion and almost got caught, risky but he'd do it again.

Two secrets— he unintentionally told wade that he had thought about him and wade fucking you.

Three secrets— he has pictures hidden, different boxes in different occasions full of your pictures.

HELP, MY PUSSYS' GONE CRAZY!

First post that I felt 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, will make a sfw version of this and will make a wade nsfw version, probably the last time I make nsfw hcs, don wanna go overboard to being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.

[agoodgirlhasnoname]

When you’re in a meeting and get a text from them and it’s a pic of them holding their huge cock saying “thinking of you” 😮‍💨

[fazcinatingblog]

I just really want a mini panna tony 🥺