youronlydarlin

[youronlydarlin]

I don't know what's more unbelievable. The fact that all of what was supposed to be Good Omens season 3 is now gonna be cramped in 90 minutes. Or that I found out because of a fucking destiel meme.

[youronlydarlin]

Hi dolly!:) silly idea, have you ever tried writing for the hybrid cod guys? Ie: dragon hybrid price or werewolf hybrid soap, not a Request, I just think their neat. Also, probably good for Halloween as it's nearly October!

warning: none. Crack and fluff kinda, hybrid tf141

Ah of course, writing for hybrid cod is tradition at this point

Romantic bits aside. I like to think that each of them are annoying in their own special way. Intentional or not.

For starters, DragonHybrid! Price just reeks off burning wood. No matter how many times he's taken a shower, –no matter how long too!– he always ends up smelling the same. Like a fuckin' pizza oven.

Must be because he's half dragon– you'd think, so you can't really hold it against him. But out comes the second problem, which what seems to be his unhealthy relationship with cigars. What good does he have for temporary, man-made, chemical smoke, when he can produce his own. More natural, more efficient, and quicker too. But alas. It's just one of those cases where you try one thing once, then you find yourself doing it all the time, over and over.

You love the guy, really, you do. But getting any closer than 5 feet would set fire to your lungs, a guaranteed visit to the nurse's office. Doesn't help that kissing him feels like swallowing a dozen lit matches.

While Price's stench is still somewhat tolerable. WerewolfHybrid! Soap's constant howling at the moon might just make you consider transferring to another task force. Unfortunately for you, you also love his stupid face too much to do that. Sigh, the things you do for love. He just can't seem to get enough of that stupid fucking rock floating in the ink of night. Like he was some desperate firefly, who can't reach the light of a bulb. Well, at least he'd be a very handsome firefly.

But oh he cries for it, howls for it, and makes everyone suffer because of it. Heartless monter. A part of you thinks that he's just feeding into the cliché –that his kind is unable to resist that shiny ball of white floating about the dark sky– and the other wonders if he just Palov'ed himself into doing that by accident, and now can't quit.

Next up is your dear HarpyHybrid! Gaz, darling boy he is. He's not much of a nuisance save for the occasional stray feathers you'd find scattered all over the damned base. He has no control over it.

Besides, it's not too much of a problem on most days, but if you're unlucky enough to catch him on a bad mood you'll be left with more feathers than the ones you ordered to clean. And if you happen to hit a very specific nerve he might just ask a favor from his bird friends to shit on your car. Or your head. Whatever quells his thirst chaos at the moment. Is that a new suit? Well it's definitely not gonna smell like one anymore, baby!!

Very petty, and pretty would be the top description for your love.

Lastly we have WraithHybrid! Ghost. Who definitely lives up to his call sign. Never brings shame to it. He haunts the halls like he gets paid to do it, said he'd love for that to be the case. But no. The prick just can't be bothered to alert anyone of his presence.

You'd feel him before you see him. Unexpected taps to the shoulder has you jumping out of skin, and bumping to an invisible body never fails to bring a chill up your spine.

But when you do see him? On the dead of night? Out to get a snack? Ohh, lucky you, if you're a horror fanatic because the worn out material of his mask. That soulless skull. It's enough to give the boogeyman nightmares. Scare the monsters out from under your bed. You'd be glad that it was just skeletons in your closet, and not his dark, grim, saturnine, figure.

The last thing you needed from that was the introduction of the bane of your very tired existence, or as others would call it, "the swear jar". Price was just looking to take advantage of your very consistent "Oh fuck!'s towards Ghost.

a/n: I forgot how much I loved writing. I missed all of you so much.

yours, truly

–Dolly

[youronlydarlin]

Hello

hope that you are well

Please help us,May God bless you 🙏

I'm Etaf from Gaza Palestine

I am a mother of five smart children.

speaking to you with a heavy heart on behalf of my family who urgently need help.

The war has destroyed everything we own.

It destroyed everything my husband and I built for these children.

Now we don't have anything, We do not have the price of rent, food or education.

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If you are able to donate, Do not hesitate to do so and rest assured that God will reward you because we are in dire need of that. And share the link on social media that would be kind of you. May Allah make you happy all your life dear Thank you. 🙏

I'm so sorry that I'm only seeing this now, I hope you and you're whole family is safe wherever you are. What's happening to you is inhumane and it doesn't take a genius to know that. I don't have anything to donate, but I will boost your message. We see you and we believe in you. Stay safe, please

To everyone who sees this please reblog or help boost it!! They are also open to donations, but no pressure at all if you cant. We all have to work together, it's all we can do. I love all of you, take care of yourselves and each other

[youronlydarlin]

I haven't been on for so long, I'm really sorry, but this is very important so please, if you see this reblog as well!!

My fave might actually be disco, but from these I'll say pop 🎉

And while we're here, please share and donate if you can to help provide for a woman widowed from genocide and her 2 young kids. The winter is harsh, and they live in a tent on the beach.

Printable flyers (eng + es) + vetting

[youronlydarlin]

Hi. I've been helping out a family in Gaza who I met on instagram. Could you reblog my pinned post pls? ❤️

of course, anything to help

[youronlydarlin]

I'm getting desperate

[youronlydarlin]

heyyyy dolly, just hope all is well. How’ve you been? 🫶🫶

Hi love!! Really sorry for not updating, I know I promised to be more active. I've recently been struggling with a lot of things lately, personal problems just kept piling on and it's really disappointing since I hoped to write more.

I'm not abandoning this blog, but besides that I guess I'm going through a writers block :,) but I really do want to get back to writing!! So go ahead and spam my inbox with any ideas you guys have and I'll write for it.

Thank you for checking up me again, much love to you sweetheart 💐

[youronlydarlin]

DO NOT, AND I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT STAY SILENT. ISRAELI HAVE MASSACRED INNOCENT PALESTINIANS IN RAFAH, THEIR SAFE SPACE, THEIR CAMPS WHERE THEY WERE RESIDING. ITS A FUCKING MASSACRE. INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN TAKEN, JUST LIKE THAT. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE LOST THEIR LOVED ONES JUST LIKE THAT. AND IF YOURE STILL SILENT, SHAME ON YOU. SERIOUSLY.

[youronlydarlin]

But loving you gently is the only way I know how to love you.

[youronlydarlin]

Could I get anything Laswell or Valeria? Preferably smut but fluff is great too!

-🌕

There's no better day to Laswell than lazy afternoons, and eating out the wife. Of course, with her line of work relaxation and stress free days are considered a luxury not to be taken for granted. And while her work is for the people, you're the only one she'll ever belong to. Gladly too. Service is tiring but never when it comes to worshipping your thighs, size doesn't matter when it's wrapped around her head and pushing her face closer to your pretty pussy. Melts into you, shoulders sagging and letting out the most obscene noises while making out with your cunt. Licking, and sucking at your clit just to see you mewl and arch your back, will gently shush you if you begin to cry though. She'd have to admit even when it's for pleasure she hates hearing your little sniffles, and choked whimpers. Will tear away from your pussy just to kiss your tears away, you can taste yourself on her tongue when she finally puts her lips on yours. There's spit and slick everywhere. Connecting you both together, and something about it feels holy, it's sacred in the way that it mocks the kiss of two newly wedded couples. This one is all teeth, and tounge, and desperation, and pleasure. It's carnal and you nearly bite at her lips when she suddenly slips a finger into you, one, then two, before being sealed with a third. All consuming, and neverending. It's mind numbing bliss and euphoria. Rush, and adrenaline. You claw at her back the same way you claw at the sheets. The rake of your fingernails through her back is dizzying, you've cut her up and she's spilling through the red lines you've carved.

a/n: She brings out the lesbian in me...

Yours, truly

–dolly

[youronlydarlin]

That "Fat Girl" ask is a troll that's been going around other blogs and copy-pasting the exact same comment over and over. Seriously, I've seen this same exact comment on at least 5 other blogs that I follow.

Wow. Annoying and attention seeking if you ask me. But I really was worried tho :((

[youronlydarlin]

This anon I feel has been messaging a lot of writers the same thing and they’ve all been confused as well as annoyed/angered (rightfully so bc they’ve always mentioned inclusivity so it’s kinda coming in like ??? Where are you getting this from)

Seriously??? I was thinking if I actually wrote something that offended them. This isn't a cool thing to do wtf

[youronlydarlin]

I know you mean good but fat girls can also break easily. I also don’t mean to sound rude or offend you but it’s rare for fat girls to be 6 foot, I know you might be fat and 6 foot but it’s pretty rare. I think most people stick to petite girls in cod stories because it would be scary and horrifying if they gave reader their sweater and all the sudden reader fits or barely fits in it and it only works as a crop top on them. And please try to remember just because their fat doesn’t mean they aren’t clean fat girls bathe too and do their eyebrows too they aren’t slobs. Fat girls can break when they get laid and yes I believe they also will jiggle around in the process so please try to be mindful when bringing up cod guys with a fat girl

Oh hello!! I haven't been active for quite some time but your ask really caught my attention. I'm not trying to be rude too but may I know what this is referring too??

I don't think I wrote anything specifically with plus sized reader yet (I checked my works dw) and I've never said anything about them being unhygienic. Did I reference them somewhere? Also the "I know you might be fat and 6 foot" part really caught me off guard. I'm a good 5'0 with shoes on. Idk I just thought that was surprising.

That's all. Please tell me if I did write something that was offensive in any way.

[youronlydarlin]

Professor! Price being astronomically down bad for a milf/dilf reader. Like bro called you in to complain about your childs sudden behavior because he wants to meet whoever was responsible for raising such a little cunt. But all of a sudden you walk in and he has to do a double take, lookin all pretty and a bit nervous. A bit overdressed, you might've panicked, receiving the news on such short notice and racing to get here as soon as possible. Cute. But in a professional way of course!! Soft lines are melded into the skin of your angelic face making you look all the more breathtaking. You look good for your age, great even. Or maybe it's because he's already started fantasizing. Either way, it's best to say that he's completely forgot what he was so angry for..

This is kinda brain rot and I have a longer one cooking in my drafts jsakhakahakja

[youronlydarlin]

every day I pray for the brain rot anon to stop this asks

Have a good day

Yeah, everytime I answer one they like drop 7 more in my inbox. Such a curious case. I'd like to study them some more

[youronlydarlin]

drooling, begging, scratching at your door for more loser simon content

warning: ooc Simon cus he's a loser here, cum brained Si, you're kinda a slut in this one sorry, readers gender not specified, overstimulation, sub–ish but also kinda not really Si??

Loser! Simon who was actually supposed to be a one night stand only. Hell, if it weren't for your wandering eyes catching sight of him half chubbed up in his pants you would've never agreed. You don't just go around accepting any lay that comes your way. It pays to be a careful slut, yeah? But he's eager, too eager. Back straightening at all the sudden attention he's getting from pretty lil you. And you are pretty. So pretty in fact, that Johnny caught him eyeing you from across the bar. The man playfully nudging him in the elbow, followed by a wink and a whistle. "Go get 'em, LT.." at this point Loser! Simon knew he was caught. so what was the point of hiding it any longer...?

Loser! Simon who told himself that this was only gonna lead to rejection. That he'd just end up drinking whatever he bought for this incredibly attractive stranger. Color him surprised when you actually laughed at his jokes. sneakily raking your eyes up and down his frame like a predator toying with prey. At some point you've started massaging his thigh and Simon internally beats himself up for not thinking ahead of this. You're voice is so fucking hot though, that's for sure.

He's cute, yeah. The way he acts as if you're the one asking for sex is endearing but overall pretty boring. Kicking it up a notch, you do a risky move. Unsure if it's too much and he ends up deciding to forfeit and blue ball himself tonight. Leaning in close, you whisper something filthy in his ear. Surprised at just how quickly the bulge in his pants started to grow, what caught you off guard is how he's holding on so tightly to your waist now. Cheeky. Since when did he wrap his arms around you?

And that brings us to now.

You, bent over some grimy concrete wall at the back of this shoddy ass bar. Seems he was to impatient to get to a motel or something because he's jackhammering into you without a care in the world. Or a thought at that. It's like his hips move on their own, cock spearing you so impossibly deep that you feel him bulge through your stomach. The skin stretching, struggling to keep him all in.

Loser! Simon doesn't know what he's doing with his hands, he knows he should stabilize your position so he wraps his arms around your middle. Keeping you pressed up against him and the sensation is dizzying, the way it feels like he's consumed you body and soul. He has you trapped and overstimulated without meaning too. All he knows is that you're nearly screaming with pleasure, writhin' n squirmin' all cute. Mouth hanged open and tongue lolling out. He wants to kiss you. Wants your hot mouth on his. So he presses himself a little closer, hitting a little deeper than necessary and all of a sudden his plan to steal a quick kiss like a little shit has you reeling back ang cumming your brains out. You make a mess im return, hole getting tighter and tighter until you're milking Si all of he's worth. "Shit. Shit, shit– cumming. Sorry, m' cumming, cum– Fuckk." He reaches his peak and what feels like euphoria. Flooding your hole with hot, sticky cum. And you find yourself being tipped over the edge a second time.

Loser! Simon who just pants about you, you groan at the creeping feeling of soreness in your body and Si thinks you might be feeling uncomfortable. Pulling his now soft cock out of your used hole. The breeze hitting your sensitive spots make you hiss, followed by a whimper as you feel the evidence of tonights rendezvous flow out and trickle down your thighs. Not a another second passes by before you feel the comfortable weight of a jacket being wrapped over your form. He helps you up on shaky legs and offers to take you back to his place. Looking for a round 2?

a/n: this is shitty but m' horny so eh, m' so sorry that this took so long anon 😭 trying to clear out my inbox y'all. Double upload yeyy, this was still kinda bad, still trying to get back in the zone

Yours, truly,

–Dolly

[youronlydarlin]

Do you ever feel that your bootyhole so itchy you just gotta tickle it. I need someone to tickle my bootyhole

Rather than having it tickled would you consider having it tested instead? That doesn't seem normal at all BR anon, you might need medical attention I'm afraid :(