#mason hewitt packs

[azraphels]

Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.

Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.

Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.

Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.

Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.

Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: And Theo is...

Stiles: Eagle Two

Theo: Oh thank God

[byleriscanon]

puppy pack ily please don't die

[subpar-celestial]

Don't tell me of it's shit I'm tired and this is the first drawing I've completed in ages

[livingdeadvoid]

Liam: My mom told me to follow my dreams.

Scott: So you followed Theo around?

Stiles: I MEANT LIKE A CAREER OR SOMETHING

Theo: I don't know whether I should focus on the fact that I'm Liam's dream or the fact he called Stiles mom.

Mason: Probably the first one.

[th30ra3k3n]

i will never not laugh at the fact that the older members of the mccall pack created a whole dating vortex within themselves.

[imaginationismykingdom]

Mason: Why are your tongues purple?

Liam: We got slushies. I had a blue one.

Theo: I tried the red one.

Mason: *glances at Corey* And here all l got was brainfreeze.

Corey: *completely oblivious* You drank each other's slushies?

[sweetrole]

Liam: we all like a bad boy though, don't we?

Mason: Yeah, but not a fucking serial killer, Liam.

[gxllavichswhore]

TEEN WOLF INCORRECT QUOTES PART 1

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Liam: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Stiles: Just rip the bandage off.

Liam: It's Theo.

Stiles: Put the bandage back on

—

Derek: I trust Scott.

Peter: You think he knows what he's doing?

Derek: I wouldn't go that far.

—

Malia, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Lydia, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

—

Liam: crushes are the worst. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid

Theo: pfft you're always acting stupid

Liam: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Theo:

—

Isaac: Stiles, could you pass the salt?

Stiles: Isaac, could you pass away?

Scott (to the new pack members): This is normal.

—

Liam: I'm kind of a handful

Alec: I'm also a handful

Scott: I have two hands!

—

Theo and Liam: *staring into each other's eyes*

Theo: *opens soda loudly*

Liam: We're having a moment!

Theo: and I'm having a soda

—

Mason: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...

Corey: Put them in a facemask

Nolan: Use them in a battery

Hayden: Throw them at people

Theo: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.

Liam: *scared*

Mason: .... make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.

—

The pack: Malia, that was highly illegal.

Malia: Oh this is so sad alexa play despacito

—

Liam: We played Scrabble. It was a nightmare.

Scott: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Liam: Not when you're playing with Lydia, it's not. She put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

—

Stiles: You're only dating Liam to annoy me!

Theo: No, I'm dating Liam because I like him. Annoying you is just an added bonus.

—

[cigrettesmokermills]

[theocanhavemyheart]

Liam: Well, remember when Theo made a romantic dinner for me?

Mason: Liam, he microwaved you a pizza.

[belovedbastardremus]

I think something I'm never not going to be sad about it how UNDERUSED the potential of the chimeras in Teen Wolf was. Like what do you mean they're fucked up vaguely human experiments, and then we never talk about it again ?!?!

COREY HAD WINGS MOTHERFUCKER. Mason was made to host a centuries old French mythical creature. Donovan had gaping sets of teeth growing out of the palms of his hands. Hayden's eyes glowed like fucking glowsticks!!!!

Like, what does that mean for them on the daily ? What changed, can they still have a day to day life as they knew it ? Did their diet change, you can't tell me those bodies processed things the same way human do.

I continue to think we should have seen them live as a group, like yeah they have their homes but maybe they hung out together in between evil deeds. They could've be seen discovering the Doctor's lair, having Theo really explain what it means to be a chimera to them. It would have been absurd and hilarious, it would've made Theo killing them at the end to be much more tragic.

I have this headcanon that since they're inhuman and extremely resistent their bodies adapt to the extremes but not to the daily, like how science can be at the same time very mechanic and awfully delicate.

It'd be hilarious for one of them to be like "hey Theo I don't feel good" and have him answer with a straight face "take a glass of ac1d it'll settle your stomach's ph".

Or caffeine losing it's potency and Theo explaining to them how to do hard dr0gs cause it's basically their version of a cup of coffee. See, that is weird as fuck, that's suspicious, that underlines the horror of what the Doctors did to them. Imagine Hayden and Liam hanging out and she just does a line of c0ke like "don't worry bout it it'll help me finish my geography paper."

And at the same time, they're extremely fragile cause the Doctors didn't know exactly what they were doing. Imagine one of them eating something they used to be allergic to thinking "surely that's taken care off" and almost died the stupidest death in supernatural history.

[azraphels]

Mason: That shirt looks great, Theo

Theo: uhm

Mason: But I bet it would look even better on Liam's floor.

Liam: Are you flirting with Theo... for me?

[blackhholes]

teen wolf - i think i'm losing

what if I should be losing everything now I think I'm losing everything

[fruchtfliege]

UM... HE'S A RESCUE (98K) 🐺💙

synopsis: When Theo comes back from hell, the reality of it becomes too much and he does the only thing he couldn't do in there: shift. Three months after the chimera escaped the jail cell the pack placed him in, he appears in Liam’s backyard… except he’s in wolf form and starving.

Liam decides that if Theo is his responsibility then he must help him figure out why he can’t shift back to human. Maybe the puppy pack would take him more seriously if he stopped rambling about Theo for one fucking minute. Or if Theo stopped being a lap dog on main.

tags: Thiam. Wolf!Theo. Hurt/Comfort. Puppy Pack Shenanigans. The domestication of Theo Raeken. Corey is not a fan of Theo. Trophy wife, more like trophy dog Theo Raeken. War Dog to Lap Dog Pipeline. Malia “Me and My two brain cells don’t care about you” Tate-Hale, my beloved. Lori and Brett are alive. Alec is there. Morey. Stiles is anti-Theo. Traumatized Theo. Theo being Liam’s Emotional Support Dog. Texting.

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[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Mason: Good morning.

Corey: Good morning.

Alec: Good morning.

Liam: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Theo *rolling in on heelies and flipping everybody off": MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[kaftanbezpieczenstwa]

liam, staring lovingly at theo: he could murder me and I'd thank him.

mason, hearing this for the 100th time: I'd thank him too.