#masked man nr

[crypticjackal13]

NR!Wukong is probably my favorite rendition of SWK in general, but my friends don't see the appeal(at first I didn't either bc this man is NUTS) BUT naturally my opinion changed, so I'm doing this and then sending it to them /lh

Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:

[daemon-in-my-head]

I just wanna highlight that this -

Is the same guy as this:

Sir. I have so many questions but most importantly why. How does one go from 'I'll literally kill you for breathing in my vicinity' to 'naaaaaw cute lil bebe, so soft so squishy' by simply TURNING one's fucking head.

He is literally two faced.

[newkatzkafe2023]

How would they monkeys fare with a fluffy tailed short chubby monkey reader? Like you know, she has thicks, a somewhat small but noticeable belly with love handles, and a long soft fluffy tail.

For all Pretty Thick Gurls😉😉😉😘😘😘

(Lmk Wukong) Wukong mind was blown, when he met you a short, chubby but ever so adorable monkey. His Jaw was on the floor with your super fluffy and chubby, and everything about you looked exotic and unique Wukong couldn't take his eyes of you. Wukong quickly wanted to know everything about you and what he can do to win your heart. You were literally all he told his friends about and it may be far fetch with Him, Mk and Macaque being the only stone monkeys people know about. Then everyone saw you one day and Mei also couldn't get over how fluffy you are. Wukong knew he wanted you, and now pulling out all the stops to woo you.

(NR Wukong) This man was drooling behind his mask, he had got an eyeful of the Chubbiest, Sexiest, Most Adorable short female monkey he's ever seen. Not to mention you remain him of a giant cloud with how fluffy and soft you look and you had such shiny eyes and cute paws, God He had to have you before somebody else does. You and him can be the fluffy couple, and he wasted no time to sweep you off your feet, you were Definitely his type especially when you add your type of fun chaos. Oh where have you been all his life🤤

(MKR Wukong) The monkey king's first cute aggression🤣🤣🤣 and it hit him like a freight train. The pilgrims had noticed a group of small children hanging around a short female monkey, and the first thing Wukong noticed was your body. You were chubby everywhere especially that belly of yours, and for some reason Wukong had drooled a bit Upon seeing you. Not to mention you looked like a giant dandelion with your extra fluffy fur, it made you look so soft and innocent and he soon couldn't handle it anymore. Wukong made it his next mission to win over that cottonpuff that is you😉

(HIB Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh Lord the second he Stupidly looked into your big shiny eyes, he was ready to give you everything he had. Your belly and love handles were his favorite parts of you, especially when he daydreams about all the just as fluffy baby monkeys that would just be as Fluffy as you are. Wukong wanted to talk to you, when he saw that silly girl was trying to play with your long tail freaking out and picked her up apologizing to you. Although you took none of it to heart and actually enjoy her little presence, and soon You got to enjoy Wukong's presence too.🥰

(Netflix Wukong) He saw a fluffy cloud in the distance, and that fluffy cloud was you. Wukong was staring at you like he was Hallucinating, you were short, cute, and chubby not to mention ridiculously fluffy and soft looking. It was too much and he immediately thought you were his type so he went over and made his moves on you, and you blushed sofly making yourself ever cuter and chirped at him. Making him have a heart attack from how adorable you were, it wasn't long before you started dating.

(BMW Wukong) He's having a brainfreak, and his heart was beating fast. He saw the fluffest thing he ever seen and wondered what it was and then he saw a long soft tail, and you turned around he saw a chubby female monkey which was you! Wukong mind melted out of his ears because you were both cute and Sexy looking especially your thighs. Wukong had Wasted no time calling you at the distance with his chirps and purrrrs making you look over with a shocked blushing look on your face. That's one way to get your attention😉

(Destined one) He had arrived in a village and spotted you in a marketplace. You were buying some groceries and noticed him silently starting at you, and you silently stared back at him as you both observed each other. You were soft, chubby, and fluffy, and to you, he was tall, muscular, and soft looking. You soon blush and introduced yourself to him and flirted with him a bit making him blushed it wasn't long before you both got to know each other and were now equally interested in each other.

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[aziraphales-library]

Hi there! I just wanted to congratulate you for all your hard work!! All of you have made an important account for this fandom, and I hope you're all doing alright

As a treat (and only if you want!!), can you tell me a cool fic you've read but never recommended before? (If not, that's quite alright)

Hello. Here are some fics I've read and enjoyed recently that I don't think we've recommended before, but if we have they are worth recommending again and adding to the #mod faves tag...

Marriage in an Orange Grove by shanimalx (T)

Murmurations is the oldest café in Soho, whose clientele is usually limited to reclusive artists, older men who value peace and quiet, and those who know the employees personally. Crowley is all three. (Aziraphale makes Crowley a cup of coffee, and Crowley kind of wants to marry him for it.)

Imagine how the world could be by HolRose (T)

Salesman Crowley is driving home when he sees a man in obvious distress at the side of the road. He stops and offers him a lift. Little does he know that this compassionate action will change his life forever. This is a human AU that can be read as a stand-alone story without reference to the other works in the series.

Between a Book and a Hard Place by LCwrites (E)

After a very enjoyable one-night stand, A. Z. Fell and A. J. Crowley go separate ways, though memories of each other linger. More than they ought to, considering it was nothing but a casual encounter and they won't meet again. How fortunate for them that their respective work is keeping them busy. Having one of his more salacious novels turned into an audio book should be enough of a distraction for Aziraphale. As should be getting to narrate one of the famous M. Cortese's porn books – pardon: historical erotica – for Crowley.

A Tricky Situation (Entirely of his own making) by sixbynine (E)

"Crowley stood up and went to leave, he turned back just as he opened the door and took a deep breath. “You know I was quite excited to come here and work with you. I enjoyed reading your work. I disagree with a lot of it, but your writing style is lovely and every so often you’d let that privileged rich white boy mask drop and it was fantastic. I was hoping to meet that Professor Fell, but I’m beginning to think maybe he doesn’t exist and I’m going to be stuck with a rude stuck up arsehole for the next five years.” He slammed the door behind him before Aziraphale could respond. Aziraphale gaped, open mouthed, at the shut door." -- Aziraphale is teaching at Kings College London. He's been teaching at King College London for a long time now thank you very much and he does not take kindly to new Professors being sprung on him suddenly. Especially when this one has quite publically made his opinon of Aziraphale's work known. Luckily Aziraphale has an understanding penpal...

Among the Stacks by MeinirRhos (NR)

Nearly a year after Aziraphale returns to Heaven, he vanishes from existence, leaving Crowley bereft on Earth. Just when the demon has finally started to heal and move on with his life, he finds his angel by chance in a library. But Aziraphale has no memory of his life as an angel, or of Crowley. How will our hero cope?

But You Are An Ocean by megzseattle (T)

After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.

- Mod D

[rosethornewrites]

NR, E, & M reading since 11/21

Finished

Not Rated:

To Love And To Lose (and to gain again), by PotterheadAvengerDemigod (2 chapters) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/16751242/chapters/39298543)

Wei Wuxian wishes that he’d told Lan Wangji about the child. Maybe Zhenli would still be alive, then. The Gusulan Sect wouldn’t have let a child of one of their twin jades be killed, even if his mother was the Yiling Patriarch himself.

/OR/ The self-indulgent one where I create a Wangxian lovechild and go nuts.

In Which Wei Wuxian Overcomes His Fear of Dogs (Sort Of), by AshurbanipalJones (11th in a series)

That was why dogs terrified him. Because they reminded him of that fundamental truth—that no matter how hard he tried, he would never be anything but second choice, to be used when convenient, thrown out when that usefulness was gone. He deserved nothing.

Explicit:

Post-war baby!, by like_a_bird_that_flew (7 chapters) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/28071939/chapters/68774232)

Wei Wuxian has been staying in Cloud Recesses with Lan Wangji since the end of the war with Qishan Wen, studying how to safely destroy the Yin Iron together by day, and carrying on a secret (not-so-secret) love affair by night.

His world comes crashing to halt one morning when Lan Qiren hauls him off to the medical pavilion, only to discover he has fallen pregnant with Lan Wangji's child.

Canon divergent fix-it fic! (also Mpreg, I guess)

Practical Considerations, translated by teawater, the_anthropologist (20 chapters) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57378508/chapters/145968118)

After the Sunshot Campaign Wei Wuxian is fooling around in Lotus Pier, and Jiang Cheng decides that he'd be more useful to the sect if he was to enter a diplomatic marriage. Especially since Lan Wangji seems so keen on dragging him away to Gusu. Only Wei Wuxian doesn't expect any good to come from it...

The Long Way Home, by WaitForTheSnitch (https://archiveofourown.org/works/38441212)

“Lan Zhan,” he said with a grin, masking the weary he felt at the sight of the man. They hadn’t parted on good terms, and he couldn’t be sure if the man wanted to kill him.

He wouldn’t be surprised; the rumours he’d heard about himself when he left Burial Mounds to go to Yiling were far from flattering. It seemed as if every single thing that had gone wrong since his departure had been blamed on him, regardless of if he was even involved or not. Half the stories about him were ridiculous, but people believed them, and he knew that was dangerous.

Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan said with a tilt of his head.

“Do you want to come in?” he asked hesitantly. If the man truly wanted to hurt him, he hoped that he’d do it outside, so the Wens would not be in danger.

“Mm,” Lan Zhan agreed, “I have not come to harm Wei Ying.”

Lan Zhan decides something needs to be done when he visits Wei Ying at the Burial Mounds. And that changes everything

Mature:

Nursery Rhymes, by manaika (13 chapters) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/33741601/chapters/83867812)

Lan Xichen is a pediatrician who often treats child abuse cases for various foster homes, orphanages and social workers for free. He's currently looking for a second nurse because Luo Qingyang is freshly back from maternal leave and can't be expected to work full time with a baby on hand and none of her substitutes were up to the task. Enter Wei Ying with a semester worth of med school, stellar recommendations, a huge gap in his CV and a laugh bright and warm as the sun.

Skeptical at first, Xichen decides to give the man a chance. He gets more than he bargained for with exactly zero regrets.

In the death of the wicked, by Zamietka (🔒) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/43544163)

Mo Xuanyu's last thoughts and reminiscences before the sacrifice ritual.

Unfinished

Not Rated:

Save us from each other, by orphan_account (https://archiveofourown.org/works/29902611/chapters/73592766)

“Dear everyone,

We suspect that you all are well confused about what is happening, but rest assured, nothing bad is happening, quite on the contrary. We have trapped you in the cave to show you something of utmost importance. We are not planning to hurt any of you, but rather give you a warning.

The future is dark and we have decided to do everything in our power to change it in our favor. Therefore, we are going to show you the future.

Sincerely…” Wei Wuxian's voice trailed off.

Jiang Yanli took note, “A-Xian? What is it?” Wei Wuxian met her eyes, then looked over at the Lan Clan, meeting Lan Wangji’s eyes, having recognized him on the gossip of his jaded face and lack of emotion.

“Sincerely,” Wei Wuxian continued, “Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian.”

Or the characters watch their show.

beyond the realms of time, by hippie_twink (https://archiveofourown.org/works/38007217/chapters/94928047)

“But- Yunping hasn’t had that brothel since, hell-”

“Since Senior Wei was alive.”

The two boys exchanged glances and concluded their situation at the same time. It took all of Jin Ling’s mental strength to not crumble to dust where he stood.

That damn cutsleeve had sent them back in time!

Explicit:

The Threads of Fate, by WaitForTheSnitch (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57008545/chapters/144975970)

“What would you do if you could have him back?” Nie Huaisang asked him, a bit too seriously as he leaned forward.

“There is no way for a dead cultivator to return,” Jiang Cheng scoffed, not even willing to entertain the thought.

“Perhaps, perhaps not,” Nie Huaisang shrugged, “Even if he came back, that wouldn’t do much to help, would it? Your sister is still gone. His reputation still damaged.”

“Stop speaking in riddles,” Jiang Wanyin growled, “What did you come here for, Nie Huaisang?”

“I asked you what you would do for your brother back,” Nie Huaisang started, “I would do anything to have mine back, Jiang Wanyin. And I’m here to offer you that same choice. Because our brothers’ deaths never should have happened. They happened because of schemes and plots. They happened because of lies and deception. Your brother was made to be a villain and was led to his death because he was too powerful. Mine was murdered because he stood in the way of Jin Guangshan.”

There's nothing Jiang Cheng wouldn't do to have his siblings back. And when Nie Huaisang comes to him with a proposal to save them by changing everything, he doesn't even hesitate to agree.

Now that I am awake, by jalpari

As long as the sea is bound to wash up on the sand…

and the stars are shining above…

we will meet again....

Or; the post-canon LWJ/WWX getting together and JC & WWX reconciliation fic I began writing long before any of my other wangxian stories.

Mature:

I’ll grow you a garden (in my fortress of stone), by Lyna_Mei (https://archiveofourown.org/works/55503397/chapters/140852884)

Wei Wuxian finds himself in the Unclean Realm. Nie Mingjue finds himself wanting to keep him. The world around them finds the situation strange but it doesn't really matter.

Or

Everything could be completely different if Wei Wuxian's intelligence and skills were recognised and valued. Well, not absolutely everything, but most things certainly could.

System user Jiang Yanli, by Sassylittlebean (https://archiveofourown.org/works/41182935/chapters/103240068)

An Au where after Jiang Yanli dies,she is given a second chance,and returns to many,many years before her death and the war. The system informs her she is in a novel and informs her of events that happened after her death. Jiang Yanli’s heart breaks for her brothers,and she decides to change their fates and spare their suffering. Or most importantly,save Wei WuXian.

Hear The Flute, Alone In Its Melancholy, by firstmuse (https://archiveofourown.org/works/26149060/chapters/63621163)

Jiang Yanli wakes up in Lotus Pier years before her death and days before her, Jiang Cheng, and Wei Wuxian set off for the Cloud Recesses. She resolves to change things this time around, even if she has to pull both of her brothers along by the ears to do it.

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, October 31

Spike: Feel like a bit of the rough and tumble? Buffy: What?! Spike: Me ... you... Patrolling? Hello? Buffy: Oh. Uh ... I ... should stay. Maybe tomorrow. Spike: It's not like I don't already have plans. Great Pumpkin's on in twenty.

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Tinted Mask of Snow (SPike/Drusilla, T) by Anonymous

The Jealous One (Angel/Spike, T) by michkatjane

Transformation Postponed (Buffy/Spike, G) by GillO

Halloween movie marathon (Spike/Reader, NR) by prose-for-hire

[halloween party] (Riley/Reader, NR) by prose-for-hire

[Watcher Wesley halloween] (Wesley/Reader, NR) by prose-for-hire

[help on halloween] (Spike/Reader, NR) by prose-for-hire

[Trick or Treat with Connor] (Wesley/Reader, NR) by prose-for-hire

Summertime Talks (Buffy/Spike, G) by DarkVoid116

Always Know Where Your Towel Is (Commerical crossover, FR13) by Ignotus

Snooping (Buffy/Spike, R) by RavenLove12

If You Smell Something Burning (Buffy/Spike, R) by ClowniestLivEver

[Chaptered Fiction]

Ghosts of Sunnydale, Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, T) by VThinksOn

The Degradation of Duality [Series Part 2], Chapter 59 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by Ragini

Trust and Repair, Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13) by GillO

The Beast Inside, Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, R) by MnM

Best Life, Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by bewildered

Dungeon Designs and House Keeping, Chapter 41 (Mythology crossover, FR18) by MistofRainbows

Aegis, Chapter 29 (Crossover with DC Comics, FR15) by dogbertcarroll

Bend in the Road, Chapter 1 (Crossover with The Morning Show, FR13) by AsarStar

Cross Purposes 4, Chapter 137 (Multiple crossings, FR13) by DianeCastle

A Man in Shadow, Chapter 2 (Buffy/Spike, 13+) by Zab Jade

A Bond of Blood, Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, R) by Geliot99

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[ironladders]

of every ashrah outfit in all timelines, canon or even unused concept arts if they exist, which is your favorite? im very curious 👀

this got kind of long & out of hand im sorry i just like gushing about this girl (+ i have to air out my thoughts on her skins. i have opinions on literally everyone's outfits)

sadly ashrah doesn't have many costumes to choose from because she's only been in 3 games 💔 oh well though

i think my #1 look for her has to be her mk1 union of light skin:

like it's probably one of the prettiest skins in the entire game. insanity. it's so elegant/beautiful and her hairstyle is really cute, i like how it frames her face. in a way it kinda reminds me of her original design but updated to have more detail. the flowers are so pretty and ugjhghgljgkljg idk what else to say i just love this skin so much

that said i don't dislike any of her outfits, they're all great!

the only one that i actually think needs some help is her ood skin; it looks fine at first glance but the more you stare at it's just. hmmm. this could've marinated a bit longer

there's also the issue that this doesn't feel like an Evil Version of ashrah, which i think is a problem when the whole point of the ood skins is that they're supposed to be darker versions of the mk1 cast. but i digress

also if i may say something controversial..... i don't dislike ashrah's classic mkd/mka looks, i love them! BUT:

now that we've got a game where ashrah has distinct demonic features, i wish they did that for her older appearances. because as much as i love her deception skin and want them to remake it in mk1 (please @ nrs we need another skin for ashrah), she just looks like some lady? if that makes sense? like,,,, i would see deception ashrah in the grocery store and pay her zero mind:

i guess before mk1 the other demons also just looked like regular humans but idk... some facial markings similar to the ones sareena had would've at least been nice. they've got the kanji on her hat translating to "demon/ghost" and that's it.

and i know that's sort of the point, that she's supposed to look like a normal human upon first glance, but idk man! she wasn't done with her absolution yet, midway should've let her look a little strange 😭😭 there's some people who want her to have a normal human face if/when nrs gives us deception ashrah as a skin, but i'd rather they keep her demonic features

on the topic of mk1: i love the contrast here on her mk1 default between ashrah's clothing — clearly inspired by angels — versus her actual appearance. it's really smart and imo reflects how much she tries to distance from her origins as a demon. it really sells the idea of her being an ascending demon & i hope everyone that makes fun of her hairline + face steps on a lego

when the banished trailer first revealed ashrah some people were sad she didn't have her hat, but tbh???? i feel like her mk1 default is fine without one. it would've been nice and probably helped older fans recognize her but i'm not sure if this outfit needs a hat. yknow.

the only other ashrah outfits to talk about (because again she has SO little it's criminal) is the ones from mkd concept art that didn't make the cut:

i have no strong opinions about either of these, they're here i guess. the first one is cool, i like the idea of ashrah with super long hair and she reminds me of a jedi there lmao. the second one is also okay but something about ashrah with a mask feels weird so i'm glad they didn't go with it

speaking of concept art CAN NRS SHOW US THE CONCEPT ART FOR THE MK1 DEFAULTS because i really want to know the early ideas they had for ashrah. we get the final character concepts for everyone which is fine but i desperately want to see the initial ideas they had. i hope they get added to the shrine in the future 🥲

idk how to end this so boom. ashrah face

[kakairuficfinder]

Do you have any recommendations for aggressively fluffy Kakashi/Iruka fics, possibly on the shorter side? Thank you for starting this too!

Hi! Here's a couple of super fluffy fics for you!

the lovely language of flowers by kakashicentric (T, 2K)

kakashi wants to get his lovely boyfriend some meaningful flowers, he visits the yamanaka shop to do just that. he ends up learning a lot about the language of flowers and appreciating it in the process.

Here Comes Santa Claus by Kiterie (G, 6K)

Christmas themed. Kakashi is forced to dress up as Santa for kids at the Academy.

Baking for Genuises by theskywasblue (G, 962)

Kakashi tries his hand at Christmas baking

Hello (I'm A Ninja) by megyal (T, 930)

Someone is leaving love notes for Kakashi on his window, his top level executive floor window. The only clue to his mysterious admirer's identity is each one is signed I'm a ninja.

Hook, Line, Sinker by TumblingTroublesomeTumbleweeds (NR, 2K)

When Iruka finds one of his favorite former students crying after being rejected by the copy ninja, he gets mad and goes to confront the man. Little does he know what's in store. Fluff, fluff, fluffity fluff.

Love, Laughter, and Bad One-Liners by eflo (T, 1K)

Iruka has a weakness for one-liners… or maybe it's just Kakashi

A Heat-Seeking Cuddle Octopus by Jade_Dragoness (G, 3K)

It wasn't that Iruka wasn't willing to share a tent with his squad leader. It's just that he wished that Kakashi wasn't such a cuddle-octopus in his sleep.

Of Hair-ties and Copy-nins by Santana2 (T, 2K)

Kakashi has a thing for Iruka's hair.

12 Dates by tmo (T, 9K)

So apparently, Iruka got drunk and went home with someone and made a few odd promises. This leads to not-your-average twelve days of romance and confusion.

Submitted for Approval by flailinginlove (T, 2K)

Kakashi's mission reports take a sudden, unexpected turn.

Shinobi Code Rule #74 by masc_malfunction (T, 2K)

Shinobi Code Rule #74: The Jonin captain on a mission can officiate field marriages, but the Chuunin second in command may also officiate field marriages if the Jonin captain is the one getting married. The Genin on the mission may also officiate field marriages, but only if the Jonin captain and the 2nd in command are marrying each other.

For His Hand by radkoko (G, 2K)

Kakashi has a big question to ask Iruka, but first he wants permission to ask from Naruto, Iruka's only family.

Kotori (小鳥 - Little Bird) by Kiayla (NR, 57K)

"'It'll be fun,' she said.  'It'll make all the lonely singles feel better for Valentine's Day,' she said.  'It just adds to your allure,' she said.  I don't need allure!  Why did I even agree to this?" he muttered, arms now firmly crossed in front of his chest.

Because she'd bribed him, and bribed him good, he thought with a sigh.  A month's rent, covered, and she'd watch any movie he wanted with him, any night of the week, for a year.  Cuddles allowed (though let's be real, that was a given).  Plus a third of all ticket sales into Iruka's own pocket, with another third going to the orphanage.  God, he was such a sucker.

Or, the time Iruka agreed to do a kissing booth at the Academy for Valentine's Day.

Night At The Aquarium by ladyxdaydream (E, 116K)

Iruka and Kakashi were comfortable with their new married life. They never really gave children much thought. They liked their freedom (and their uninterrupted privacy), but one night at the aquarium changed everything.

Off the Market by kageillusionz (G, 3K)

Kakashi is a top real estate agent that works for Konoha Realtors. He loves his work except for the parts where his clients try to introduce him to nice, young, eligible people his age. The logical conclusion is to buy himself a ring and fake marry his office crush without Iruka knowing. What could possibly go wrong?

Food, Love, and the Masks We Wear by My_private_tsukuyomi (T, 9K)

Hound thought he'd successfully eradicated the ability to feel after he lost his team and sensei. Why, then, was he unable to look away from a hapless little boy trying to feed himself from a dumpster one seemingly unremarkable Autumn evening? The decision he makes will change the course of his life and show him that, sometimes, family has a way of finding and healing you from within, one meal at a time.

Of Romance and Holidays by My_private_tsukuyomi (G, 3K)

Iruka really didn’t know what the hell he was thinking. Or that time when Iruka kissed an unconscious Kakashi Hatake in the hospital on Christmas Eve.

a first morning by kintou (NR, 3K)

Kakashi, tired from his mission, ends up in Iruka's house. They talk about their feelings, take care of each other, and make their first morning together the loveliest moment they have ever had.

Part of the Pack by demonofabove (T, 2K)

Kakashi was late for work, everything that could go wrong did; and Pakkun was missing when he came home - overall, it had been a horrible day. That is, until a certain someone accidentally slipped into his life. Or was it more accurate to say he was forced into it, by some meddling dogs?

Worst Kept Secret of Konoha by GingerAnn (G-T, Series of 10 works)

Kakashi and Iruka have been in a relationship since they were teenagers. A relationship that they decide to keep a secret so Kakashi's enemies don't come after Iruka. A relationship that is possibly the worst kept secret in the village.

Matchmaker by Aviss (T, 4K)

In which Naruto might not be the sharpest tool in the box, but he has impeccable taste when it comes to potential partners for Kakashi. Pity Kakashi's not single.

Begin Again by MelanatedRavenclaw (G, 2K)

After Mizuki, Iruka thought he would never find love again. But then Kakashi came and showed him the beauty of new beginnings.

[chesthighwater]

(character ask thing)

I thought everyone would ask you about Martin...... But if no one does, then I will. :^)

First impression: (havelock describes him as a brilliant tactician/strategist/what have you) oh No. no no no no. that sounds like exactly the character archetype i am into and i REFUSE. i will NOT like this guy purely because hes all tactical and smart. get thee behind me not today satan i rebuke you (sees him chained up in the stocks and being smarmy about bad circulation and mittens and What A Sight You Are In That Mask) FUCK (sees him being all silver tongued and schemey and contemplating maps) FUCK!!!!

Impression now: oh he is everything to me. i project every single thing that has ever been wrong with me onto this man. i stuff him with issues like a piñata. cunning bastard. disgustingly self-serving, always five steps ahead for nothing but his own benefit until he gets a little too comfortable and stumbles. hubris hubris hubris. he loves to fucking push it, doesn't he? he can't take the middle road. he can't be a regular overseer, oh no he has to aim for ascension and at the same time think he can afford to break public enemy nr 1 out of prison and dabble with heresy and high treason. constantly pushing it. i mean that's one of my favourite things about him. and layers upon layers of deceit. master manipulator, charming in a quiet way. not flashy, just convincing. and i rotate him in my head at all times at varying speeds and angles

Favorite moment: his entire existence. ok. every day in-game id go talk to that guy until i exhausted the dialogue options. He<3. but a moment i do particularly like is his altercation with pendleton- he's very clearly holding back At All Times and this is one of those moments (well, the only moment) we get to see him actually not subdue his anger (arent you tired of lying to randos in order to manipulate them dont you just want to go apeshit). i love the fact that he was the one who orchestrated both corvos prison break and corvos tragically failed murder. ALSO I MEAN the kingsparrow confrontation is such a memorable moment bc of all the ways it can end!!! in my first playthrough i made sure to save martin by sleepdarting him and was very disappointed that that doesnt give the "target neutralised" thing. LET ME SAVE HIM

Idea for a story: (points at my 25 page ideas folder where Every Single One is about him and laughs) i have ideas upon ideas. i have ideas no other human being would care to see. and if you talk to me about martin i WILL inevitably tell you about them

Unpopular opinion: i guess being this much of a martin enjoyer is unpopular in and of itself? :'D but i guess. i do push his negative characteristics very hard- i don't interpret him very generously, i suppose, in ways that other people sometimes do. and i guess: he's not at all particularly contradictory or cognitively dissonant he just lies a lot

Favorite relationship: ♡daudmartin♡ as per usual

Favorite headcanon: my martin headcanons could fill a book, or perhaps several, but here is one i go particularly feral for. he's smart and cunning and all of that, yes, but he knows he's smart. he firmly believes it, is incredibly confident about it, and that right there is his downfall. constantly. he underestimates others, even people he knows he should be very careful with, and gets way too comfortable thinking he can totally manage no matter what. (and this is why i love putting him in situations where that is Not the case and he cannot in fact manage) [and i had to stop myself here before i delved into YET ANOTHER headcanon]

ask me about characters if you'd like <3

[xxxnightcorequeenxxxv3]

Roasting Jay And Dami's turn

Jenifer looks at the camera, a little disheveled. "I didn't think he meant actual ninjas. I just thought it was some company theme. But unless it's policy to appear unannounced in someone's home, scaring them half to death, I'm gonna chalk that up to being actual ninjas. So anyway, if anybody with that kind of pick-up system wants more figures. I'll make you a box of the figures you can come to pick up as long as you leave a signed note it was delivered and that nobody please scare me like that again. " She lets out a breath. "Anyway, I'm glad to inform you that RH's figures are gonna stay local. As per policy, I can't tell who gets them, but all I'll say is it's a well-known person here in Gotham, So if you know who to ask, you might be lucky to see them IRL. And now lest roast the outfits." RH roast." image here -> https://www.tumblr.com/xxxnightcorequeenxxxv3/742155316927627264/roasting-tim-and-jays-turn?source=share Nr1: "We all know this was supposedly a villain look, and we get that, but why oh why the pill helmet? If you have siblings, you just know they would have borrowed it and a blue cleaning bucket and asked, do you take the red pill or the blue pill, BTW how do you see anything in that? " Nr2: "You know this looks like Captain America has a Chūnibyō phase. You got the A, the flag colors, and the camo IDK where would be useful."

Nr 3: "Do you fear nothing? Cuz that mask is straight nightmare fuel, cuz we are all the way down the uncanny wally with this one." Nr4: "Ths must have been laundry day of the extreme, like did we need to go all the way back to the mid-16th century for that jester look? " Nr5: "This overall is not that bad, but man, bare upper arms when people are shooting bullets at you, and if those ribbons haven't snagged on anything, I'll eat my left shoe." "Applause for the wonderful roasts, and I bet you someone online will (has I need help finding the link plz) draw an image of RH and his hypothetical siblings doing just that. "

Now, on the following 5 figures for sale are these "lovely" robins. You may rost them now.

And I know you all wanna see my designs for some reason, so here it is; please do not rost it, though. Robin colors are hard to work with, but I did my best to stay true to the old colors.

Bonus; Image.

[cryptile]

WHAT is tf2

YES YES YES YES I GET TO EXPLAIN MY STUPID ASS SILLY GAME TO YOU (sorry for horrible images attatched to each character i am pulling directly from the pictures i have saved on my mober phone)

Tf2 is a first person shooter videogame made in 2007.

You play as one of 9 classes, each with their own specific role in the game, and get assigned to one of 2 teams- blu and red.

The classes (and characters) are:

Offense:

The Scout: fast, close combat, fights with a scattergun ( a shot gun) . He is a young boston guy who can't shut up, and thinks hes really cool. Hes like 27 but acts like a teenager

The Soldier: explosive, medium range class, uses a rocket launcher. Low mobility but you can launch yourself into the sky to travel quicker which takes damage and skill. He's an insane and very patriotic american, also hes kind of a himbo.

The Pyro: Close range class, has a powerful flamethrower but lacks in range. They are a mysterious masked person (?) Who sees the world very differently, repeatedly being depicted seeing the world as a wonderous candy land and being unable to percieve the damage they do.

Defense:

The Demoman: The actual explosive explosive class. His primary weapon is a pipe bomb launcher, but his secondary- a stickybomb (a bomb that sticks to surfaces and can be detonated whenever) is considered as much of a primary weapon as the first. Demo a scottish alcocholic guy who is actually pretty sweet and caring. He takes care of his blind mother and has several jobs. He is my blorbatron3000.

The Engineer: a very unique class, he can place down sentries that attack targets on their own, he can also place teleporters and dispensers that heal teammates and give out ammunition. He's almost a stereotypical texan, but he is very intelligent, almost a mad scientist at times, but he hides it well under his cool and kind persona. My blorbo nr 2

The Heavy: A tank basically, he has a lot of health but is slow, and carries a powerful minigun, which he loves and even named it Sasha. Hes a big russian dude who seems unintelligent at first but like he literally has a phd in russian literature. Hes also a family man and very caring.

Support:

The Sniper: a... Well, sniper. He has a rifle. Boom headshot etc. As for personality, hes very professional, cold, but also cocky and. How do i tell you this... He pisses in jars. And throws them at people. And he's Australian.

The Medic: A healer, has a medigun that fires a beam of healing stuff that connects to anyone you're aiming at. It has a meter for a power up called über that basically makes him and whoever his medigun is connected to invincible for a few seconds. He is german, evil, an actual mad scientist, evil and fucked up.

The Spy: he carries a pocket knife with which he can back-stab anyone, killing them instantly. He can go invisible for a few seconds but can't use weapons while he does. Same applies to when he disguises himself as someone from the opposite team. He's a very elegant frenchman that smoke un cigarette et drink un wine. He is also a fucking asshole and i hate him so much. With my entire heart. Opposite of blorbo.

If you want me to keep infodumping about tf2 dm me please i am desperate

[takenbypeter]

Hello❤️ Can i request nr. 18 with Dex? I feel like it would fit with himmm😭

I love your work!!

Same Mistakes

Ben Poindexter x reader

Words: 575

Number 18: ”when I’m with you, I’m happy.”

Your lips were pressed together as you sat on one end of your couch. Your arms were crossed, as were your legs and positioned like that you proceeded to wait there staring at the picture that was displyed on your phone.

You couldn’t believe he was doing it again.

You and Dex had well reached beyond that point where you were comfortable with one another. You told each other everything, at least that’s what you thought.

You knew about his certain issues, you knew he was the man in the mask before, how he worked for a man named Fisk.

But that was before, he’s been better since he met you.

Yet suddenly it seemed like there was a new villain running loose but you could easily recognize that jawline anywhere. So that’s why you were sitting here waiting.

You tapped your foot against the wooden floor as you heard the front lock turn before it opened and in came Dex. You saw him put his work bag on the counter before he noticed you there, his eyes blinking at the sight, “oh…hello?”

You didn’t waste time with the greetings and formalities all you did was look at him.

“Are you working for Fisk again?”

Dex’s gaze shifted to the left, it was a slight movement but simple enough for you to catch it. “Why would you even say that?”

That’s when you flipped the phone towards him and he finally made movements towards you, “that’s you Dex, I know that face.”

Dex didn’t—couldn’t say anything.

But everything started to make sense, he’s been coming home with more bruises than usual, he was slightly more moody.

While he remained silent you threw your hands open in the air, “what? Why are you doing this? For control, for power? Does doing this stuff make you happy? Does being out there—in all that make you happy?”

His eyes were now downcast as if he was a child getting scolded. But at your question he didn’t move, all he mumbled out was, “when I’m with you I’m happy.”

“So why? Why are you doing this again?”

Dex shook his head unable to form words and it was then that you realized you’ve been almost yelling at him. So you let out a sigh and closed your eyes, taking a moment to control yourself. Then you opened your eyes, patting the spot beside you gently, “why are you doing this again?” You asked, your voice filled with concern.

Finally you get an answer from him, “it’s easier.”

“It’s easier but is it better?”

He’s silent again so you choose to rephrase, “does it make you happy?”

“Sometimes it’s easier than suppressing it—“

You shook your head while his sentence cut off t your action and once again you asked him, “does it make you happy?”

Dex sucked his lips in as his eyes roamed the room, in the moment, it was thrilling but afterwards, he did feel guilt…mostly.

“No, I’m happy when I’m with you,” he repeated from earlier.

“Okay,” you slid your hand into his, “if you’re happy with me you’re going to stop parading in that outfit and you’re going to be totally honest with me. And I want you to listen, do not go around hurting people you know that’s not okay.”

He squeezed your hand, because well you were right. But what you didn’t know was there was a much bigger story to this issue.

-

Dialogue Prompts #2

[leviticus101st]

Leviticus101st makes a roster for Marvel vs Capcom 4

With the upcoming Marvel vs Capcom collection, a lot of people have been hyped for a Marvel vs Capcom 4 and have been making their dream rosters for it. So I thought I’d do the same. 

I will admit my main inspiration for doing something like this is the YouTuber Thorgi's Arcade, who I do recommend ya check out especially if you're into fighting games.

Also, the reason I've been posting like this lately is because I want to get the Death Battle Kick Starter in front as many eyes as I can. So if ya can, please consider donating, it's a common joke all they do is Marvel and DC, so if you like this topic, I think you'll want to back this: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/deathbattle/save-death-battle

I’ll be going off of this image made by Dremmin (@/DreminErryDay) on Twitter for the roster size.

So, that means 30 Mahvel Babies and 30 Capsule Computer Characters.

I’m gonna start with the Capcom Characters, mainly because I want the harder one outta the way first………..Also, I want to get the stupid thing I’m gonna do outta the way.

Capsule Competitors 

Ryu (Street Fighter): No duh. It’s Ryu. Mr. Capcom Fighting Game himself. Ya gotta put him in. However, here’s my stupid plan. Ryu is going to be the only Street Fighter I’m putting on this roster.

Now hear me out, the big joke with Capcom is that they only care about a few of their franchises. Street Fighter, Resident Evil, and Monster Hunter. And those jokes are accurate, it really has just been those 3. I want to give Capcom’s other IP’s a chance to shine.

However, as a compromise to this I will be making it so fighters have costumes that make them different characters. Think Echo Fighters from Smash or the costume stuff in NRS games. The only 

For Ryu, his would be Ken, Akuma, and Sakura.

Not every costume fighter will be from the same franchise, but for Ryu, I wanted to be pretty straight forward.

Chris Redfield (Resident Evil): Yeah, I just want to get the obvious ones outta the way. His three costumes will be Leon, Jill, and Claire. 

Monster Hunter…….(Monster Hunter): I guess we could just make the costumes from other outfits from the series.

Alrighty time to get to what I actually want to do.

Dante (Devil May Cry): We’re not quite out of obvious ones yet. 

Vergil (Devil May Cry): No dur.

Nero (Devil May Cry): I haven’t talked about how any character would play yet, since all the ones i talked about so far are returning. I feel like Nero would probably hit harder than Dante, but be a bit slower. Maybe more moves featuring his robot hand.

The Arisen (Dragon’s Dogma): All I know about Dragon’s Dogma is that the theme song slaps and The Arisen is a CAC, just make them an all rounder.

Soh (Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess): The game looks cool, so I wanted to include the MC. Give her the multiple mask stuff and let her call out the villagers. Frank West (Dead Rising): The Dead Rising Remake is on the way. It makes sense to include Frankey Westey. Also, we could make his costumes the other Dead Rising protags.

Regina (Dino Crisis): I saw the polls. Of course she’s gotta be in here. Make her all about gunplay and maybe let her ultimate have a dinosaur come outta nowhere. Costume: Ada Wong

Strider……(Strider): The vs games are all he’s got man. Costumes: Kenji, Ronin, and Ibuki

Fiona Belli (Haunting Ground): Make her dog Hewie do most of the attack and she can use running away from the villains from her game as specials and ults and such.

Hagar (Final Fight): Another no duh one honestly. Costume: Zangief

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney): I am convinced the only reason he wasn’t in Infinite was budget. Costumes: Apollo Justice and Ryunosuke Naruhodo.

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney): I just thought it was a good idea. Costumes: Franziska von Karma, Godot, and Manfred von Karma

Steve Spencer (Bionic Commando): The vs games are all he’s got man.

Sissel (Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective): Give him some ghost power and objects and stuff and bam.

Mega Man…..uh forget it, yall get the jist (Mega Man): A have to have in here. We can give him costumes for Protoman, Bass, and Roll.

Mega Man X (Mega Man): He’s got to be here vs games are all us Mega Man fans got aside from the collections. Also, we make his alternate skins Megaman.exe, Starforce Megaman, and Volnutt. 

Zero (Mega Man): Competitive players would lose their shit if he wasn’t here. Also, costumes will be MegaMan Zero, Omega, and uh…..OH! Ciel! We’ll go with Ciel.

William Grey (Dark Void): Uhhhhh. Look, I just wanted a variety of fighters okay? I don’t know a damn thing about Dark Void. Uhhh hang on here….He uses high tech gun shit and a jetpack. Just make that into a fighting game character. 

Samanoska Akechi (Onimusha): He’s a cool sword fighter. Leave me alone.

Tiffany Lords (Rival Schools): Rival Schools needs a W man, also I didn’t want to just Akira……..Actually ya know what?

Akira Kazama (Rival Schools): She’s basically the icon of this franchise. Costume: Mai Ling

Ran Hibiki (Rival Schools): Real talk, I’m choosing her because Superhero comics love their photographers. Costume: JJJ

Pyron (Darkstalkers): It’s a Capcom crossover. Darkstalkers needs to be here and Pyron was the big bad of the first 2 games, he needs to be in a big crossover.

Morrigan (Darkstalkers): No dur.

Edward Falcon (Power Stone): I just love this dude’s look okay.

Valgas (Power Stone): I need to start getting more villains. And this dude is just a wrestler with a power gem, he’s perfect.

Dr. Edward Bilstein (Star Gladiator): This dude is literally Darth Vader. Why would you not want this? Costume: Sigma

Mahvel Babies

Let’s just shotgun the returning ones. I’ll only say anything for different character costumes.

Iron Man: War Machine, Rescue, and Iron Monger.

Captain America: US Agent, Sam Wilson, and Bucky Barnes

Spider-Man: Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, and Silk.

Hulk: Red Hulk.

Thor: Leo

Wolverine: Beast, Sabertooth, and Deathstrike

Phoenix: Ingrid (CFE)

Magneto: Nova

Cyclops

Cable

Dr. Doom

Apocalypse

Ultron: Bass.EXE (Mega Man)

Deadpool: Gwenpool

Dr. Strange: Clea

NOW FOR THE LESS BORING PART

Kamala Khan: WHY WASN”T SHE IN INFINITE?! MY DAUGHTER DESERVES IT! That aside, I feel this one is obvious. Have her be a good range character with a bit of rush down. Kamala’s powers are insanely versatile and I think that’s the best way to implement them into a fitting game.

Morph: Just a heads up, I’m going to be referring to Morph here with They/Them pronouns, while to my knowledge they don’t have this gender identity in the books, I just think it’s good to have more nonbinary rep out there. Also, X Men 97 is goated and Morph is also goated there…..watch X-Men 97.

With that addressed, I want to use Morph because their shape shifting would allow for the appearance of characters we couldn’t put in the roster. And I know that’s possible, because that’s what X-Men 97 did with Morph, have them turn into characters they couldn’t fit into the story for cool references and cameos.

Costume: Axl (Mega Man)

Shang-Chi: The movie is goated. Just give him Iron Fist’s moveset. Costumes: Iron Fist, Chun-Li (SF), and Juri(SF).

Mr. Fantastic: Wow, we really have not gotten the FF into any of these games. Like I know Super Skrull is there, but it's still weird. I’d say make him an opposite to Kamala, make him a bit of a grappler with a bit more strength, but slower.

Invisible Woman: It’s gosh diddly darn Sue Storm, of course she’s on here. I say make her a zoner, that feels appropriate with her power set.

The Thing: Grappler. Wow FF has two grappler’s, I wonder if we’ll have two zoners. Costumes: Mr. X (RE), She-Hulk, and William Birkin (RE).

Human Torch: HOLY SHIT WE DO HAVE TWO ZONERS!

DareDevil: Have him use those sticks he throws as projectiles and him be an up close fighter. Also, when he blocks, have him dodge. Costumes: Elektra, Black Widow, and Ada Wong (RE)

Luke Cage: Make him like Scorpion, have him use his chain to bring opponents to him and have him be able to bring the smack down with good defense and heavy, but slow hits.

Vision: Have him be another zoner, his phasing and flight to get distance, and his laser to blast the foe.

Carnage: Rush down. This feels so obvious honestly. Costumes: Venom, Scream, and Mania

Blade: All rounder with his good amount of weapons. Costume: Donovan (Darkstalkers)

Scarlet Witch: Know Asuka from Guilty Gear. Yeah, just make Wanda do that. Costume: Tessa (Red Earth)

Loki: Trickster, technical fighter.

Kingpin: Slow heavy hitter, but what I wanted Kingpin on here because of an idea I had. Have his supers and ranged attacks be lower tier marvel villains. Costume: Red (Mega Man)

OH MY LORD, I’M FINISHED! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME LIKE A HALF HOUR TOPS! HOLY HELL!

Let me know if ya want me to do DLC or not….I probably will do it if someone asks, but I’m tired.

[newkatzkafe2023]

Can you imagine the monkey King's wife being exactly like chi chi from dragon ball 😂.

A monkey version of her

They are very scared of her, and she's the only person the monkey King is intimidated by.

I blame the Lego monkie kid voice actor 😅

OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS BOTH AMAZING AND TERRIFYING I LOVE IT!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩

That's the weapon you have Below👇👇👇

(Lmk Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh he pisses you off every second of everything day, and it's scares him hell even Macaque is scared of you. It's bad enough that he tends to be irresponsible and Take everything even more difficult with his poor communication skills. Then if it were to cause problems for poor Mk, then that's where you draw the line, and with every life threatening event that is centered around your husband and son. Well both Mk and Wukong Would be actively running from you by the end of it🤣

(MKR Wukong) Man he would take the monk's anger over your anger any time That's how scared he is of you. You know his sh*tty attitude and personality and his habit of having bouts of violence but you. Oh no he would do whatever it takes to stay away from that territory of upsetting you, but if it happens anyway he would get his act together immediately. The pilgrims always gets baffled by his submission and Fruity would say that mama is scary.

(HIB Wukong) Well now at least he knows the Do's and don't's parts of your marriage, considering the results and Consequences. But unfortunately he has to come back home to you after 500 years and he'll have to make up an explanation for his absence. Even worse when you told him time and time again not to go and attack heaven On the count of that is not the best idea to handle the war. Wukong had stupidly disregarded your words and now he has to come home to you, he was right to be worried because you tore him a new one because he Deliberately Disregarded your objections as your environment shook and crack from your yells. the only reason you stop was because he came home with a little boy and baby girl.

(NR Wukong) Li and Su had dumbfounded looks on both of their faces. In the living room was Wukong cowering behind the couch as a female monkey also with a metal mask was screaming profanities at him. The was the day they met you Y/n L/N Wukong his wife, but boi were you quite Intimidating to them. Thankfully they quickly learn how sweet and kind you actually are and the two even fell in love with your godly cooking. You quickly explained that Wukong had fail to tell you that Nezha was recarnated as you stuff Li with food because That's where you always did 3000 years ago.

(Netflix Wukong) Man you used were so little, quiet and cute🥰 when you a cub now your tall, loud, and scary😨 and married to him. You are the more responsible and grounded of the marriage but his reckless behavior makes you both worried and angry. You usually wack him with stick because of his condescending attitude and he should know not to talk to you like that. Then the last straw was when he got to his head in his kaiju form and Lin had to get you and well.....you can imagine how shocking it is to see a giant male monkey to wimper as a tiny female monkey yells at him.🤭🤭🤭

(BMW Wukong) GOLLY!!! you were always the wrong one to mess with 😰. For him pissing off heaven will always be less terrifying than pissing you off😬. Especially when your as powerful as he is, and would have that large club bat you dubbed as Excaliborg That you would occasionally beat his ass with. Unlike Erlang whom he's more then happy to taunt and mess with he knows better then to do the same to you unless he wants to be an must be classified smeer on the ground😬🥶.

(Destined one) He wouldn't get on your nerves in the slightest, mainly because that's a terrible idea but he's a sweet mildly Obedient man to you. You get worried about him alot because he's so selectively mute, so you made sure to engage him in conversations. The one thing you do love is how much he loves your cooking 🍳 and you are more then happy to make large batches for him to eat. He's a good Quiet husband to you and that's good enough for you.

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG😈🍳

[rinabowie]

David Bowie Life Mask Cast "The Man Who Fell to Earth" Best Available Casting NR

Look what I found on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/688380228/david-bowie-life-mask-cast-the-man-who?ref=share_v4_lx

[theart2rock]

Vor 40 Jahren - Juni 1984

Ich möchte mir vornehmen, jeden Monat 40 Jahre zurückschauen und einen kurzen Rückblick zu machen. Dabei auch einmal über den Tellerrand der Rockmusik zu schauen. Events - 01. Juni - Alexander Gunyashev stellt mit 211 kg einen Weltrekord im Gewichtheben auf. - 03. Juni - Das Musical The Wiz schliesst nach einem Revival nach 13 Aufführung. - 04. Juni - Bruce Springsteen veröffentlicht Born in the U.S.A., es entwickelt sich zu seinem meistverkauften Album. - 04. Juni - Zum ersten Mal wird die DNA von einem ausgestorbenen Tier geklont. - 06. Juni - Alexey Pajitnov veröffentlicht in der Sowjetunion Tetris - 08. Juni - Billy Joel spielt in der Wembley Arena. Die Show wird später auf BBC gezeigt. - 08. Juni - Der Film Ghostbusters feiert seine Premiere. - 08. Juni - Der Film Gremlins feiert seine Premiere. - 09. Juni - Cindy Lauper kommt zum ersten Mal mit Time After Time auf Platz 1 der US-Charts. - 09. Juni - Polygram produziert in Hannover die 10 millionste CD. - 16. Juni - Frankie Goes To Hollywood besetzen für 9 Wochen den ersten Platz der englischen Charts mit Two Tribes. - 16. Juni - Der Cirque Du Soleil wird gegründet - 18. Juni - Auf dem Höhepunkt eines Judas Priest-Konzerts im Madison Square Garden reißen die Fans die Sitzkissen heraus und werfen sie auf die Bühne. Judas Priest zahlen den Schaden über die Versicherung und werden wegen des Vorfalls lebenslang aus dem Madison Square Garden verbannt. - 18. Juni - Ö1 sendet die erste Ausgabe der werktäglichen Folge von Radiokolleg und öffnet sich damit verstärkt der Erwachsenenbildung. - 18. Juni - Die erste Folge der Krimiserie Magnum wird im deutschen Fernsehen ausgestaltet. - 22. Juni - Virgin Atlantic macht seinen Jungfernflug. - 22. Juni - Das Glastonbury Festival startet mit den Headliner Weather Report, The Smiths und Black uhuru - 22. Juni - Der Film Rhinestone mit Dolly Parton und Sylvester Stallone in den Hauptrollen kommt in die Kinos und erhält durchweg negative Kritiken. Der viel gepriesene Film - über den Versuch einer Sängerin, einen Taxifahrer aus New York City innerhalb von zwei Wochen in einen Country-Star zu verwandeln - ist ein Flop, bringt aber dennoch mehrere Hitsingles hervor, vor allem den Nr.-1-Hit "Tennessee Homesick Blues". -  23. Juni - Duran Duran platzieren sich mit The Reflex zum ersten Mal in der Karriere auf dem ersten Platz der amerikanischen Hitparade. Es ist auch ihre erste Single die es auf den ersten Platz in den USA und in England schafft. - 25. Juni - Prince veröffentlicht sein sechstes Album Purple Rain. Es verkauft sich über 20 Millionen Mal und beschert ihm mit When Doves Cry und Let's Go Crazy zwei Nummer 1 Singles. - 27. Juni - Ein Brand zerstört das Filmset des James Bond Filmes A View To A Kill Wichtige Veröffentlichungen - Born in the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen - The Glamorous Life - Sheila E. - No Brakes - John Waite - In The Studios - The Specials - Breaking Hearts - Elton John - Camouflage - Rod Stewart - The Allnighter - Glenn Frey - Mask - Roger Glover - Discovery - Mike Oldfield - Parade - Spandau Ballet - Purple Rain - Prince and The Revolution - Sidewalk - Icehouse - Rock Will Never Die - Michael Schenker Group - Rewind (1971-1984) - The Rolling Stones Schweizer Hitparade Platz 1 Single Charts - Hello - Lionel Richie - Self Control - Laura Branigan Schweizer Hitparade Platz 1 Album Charts - Man On The Line - Chris De Burgh - Footloose - Soundtrack Schweizer Interpreten in den CH-Charts - Keine Schweizer Interpreten in den Single Charts US Billboard Single Charts - Let's Hear It For The Boys - Deniece Williams - Time After Time - Cindy Lauper - The Reflex - Duran Duran US Billboard Album Charts - Footloose - Soundtrack - Sports - Huey Lewis and The News UK Single Charts - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham! - Two Tribes - Frankie Goes To Hollywood UK Album Charts - Legend - Bob Marley and the Wailers Happy Birthday - 04. Juni - Rainie Yang - 13. Juni - Luke James - 17. Juni - John Gallagher Jr. - 23. Juni - Duffy Farewell - 08. Juni - Gordon Jacob - 15. Juni - Meredith Willson - 20. Juni - Hans Studer (Schweizer Komponist) Lesen Sie den ganzen Artikel