#mary is my one and only

[evansisasadist]

Peter: So what do you want to say this time?

Mary: Maybe you cheated on me with my best friend

Peter: Ooo good lets go in

*they walk in to the marriage counselor office*

Mary: SO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY BEST FRIEND MARTIN?

Peter: BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER PATRICA!

The muggle marriage counselor: *shocked pickachu face*

[candyje11yfish]

only rouge left yay

[outromoony]

Ac: sophithil

[mari-lair]

obsessed with @anxiousapplepie role swap au, so have a quick fighter and housemaiden siffrin!

[cotl-eyesofdeath]

Third time’s the charm, right?

[metropolics]

redoing my idv charms 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[anne-is-confused]

judas, kiss me, if offensed

[fictionadventurer]

Slumber party question! What's your earliest memory of encountering beauty? The first thing you can recall where you looked at something and were struck by how beautiful it was?

[lowcallyfruity]

The only thing I’m making for this show

I need to get my vision across

[gatoburr0]

Auf

Auf indeed

Bonus MEAAAW

[littleplantfreak]

Inmate Togame? Inmate Togame

So inmate Togame Jo who's well mannered to a point. He doesn't do much harm, and is always polite to you as a nurse to the prisoners. Sure he has a bad habit of calling you pet names, but that's the least offensive thing you've been called while working.

When he does get into fights, he waits patiently as you tend to the other people first, saying he's good with being the last one out. He likes to watch you work, thinking even if it's one sided that it's time well spent with you, and it's hard to mind those pretty green eyes being on you the whole time.

And when he has to take his shirt off to let you look at some bruised ribs, he can tell you're staring at more than just the bruises. He won't say anything, but when he leaves later he brushes his knuckles across your lower back to watch your reaction, pleased to see you arching from it.

Things go back and forth a weird push and pull of you both trying not to get too close but also soaking up the other's presence until he gets in a nasty fight. One that somehow lands him in solitary, though they've thrown him in there without bringing him to get checked up first, leaving you demanding the guards let you in. Against their concerns, you insist he'll be nothing but civil with you.

He's bloody and still heaving from the fight as he sits on the floor slumped over, but most of the blood actually isn't his, which is a relief you guess. When he kisses you as you get a closer look at his face, suddenly all bets are off and you're both starved for one another. Needless to say once the guards knock to check in, you request more time with the patient due to extent of injuries.

[evansisasadist]

*doing shots*

James: Right Mary start us off with pure vodka

Mary: *drinks in one go* When is this going to get hard?

Sirius: Jesus Christ Macdonald you scare me

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN x ESQUIRE KOREA

[padviejj]

Yayy happy birthday to me

My beautiful ladies and a stinky rat

Let's all just pretend it's not obvious who my faves are

[annoying--moth]

I don't remember if I've said this before but I find it ironic how Scythe Curie and Faraday have talked about how love is not eternal and how it's stayed mortal while humans became immortal, and yet they have one of the most immortal loves in the series. Like these guys were killed seven times because of their relationship, and then forced to have no contact for 70 whole years, and even like 30 years later (which is roughly when the series takes place) they are still obviously in love.

"Love is not eternal" my ass.

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

Broke (2016): BBC Sherlock is a phenomenal piece of media and anything that seems like a flaw just hasn't been fully explored yet

Woke (2020): BBC Sherlock is an incredibly flawed series run by an egotistical writer, it never deserved the hype and is actively bad on so many fronts (especially representation)

Bespoke (2024): BBC Sherlock is flawed and bogged down by increasingly poor writing, which many fans refused to see while it was airing, leading to hugely misplaced expectations (particularly for the final series), AND it has the seeds of some compelling characterizations and portrayals, some genuinely solid performances, and touches--albeit imperfectly--on complexities that are still being discussed today (particularly as it relates to the relationship between Sherlock and John). The huge cultural impact of the show has created a massive pendulum effect in its public perception, leading to most people today remembering a caricature of the show (whether positive or negative) rather than appreciating its nuanced merits and failings...that being said Season 4 sucked