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evansisasadist · 1 year ago

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Peter: So what do you want to say this time?

Mary: Maybe you cheated on me with my best friend

Peter: Ooo good lets go in

*they walk in to the marriage counselor office*

Mary: SO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY BEST FRIEND MARTIN?

Peter: BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER PATRICA!

The muggle marriage counselor: *shocked pickachu face*

#harry potter #the maruaders #peter pettigrew #mary macdonald #mary is my one and only #incorrect marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #mary and peter are besties #noting will convince me otherwise #they do this weekly #they're both dram queens #the poor marriage counselor #my favourite underrated duo

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outromoony · 2 months ago

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Ac: sophithil

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mari-lair · 2 months ago

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obsessed with @anxiousapplepie role swap au, so have a quick fighter and housemaiden siffrin!

#the fighter is fabulous muah muah what a fun little enby #i only have one line of info on housemaiden siffrin. absolutely no info on his face (I bet the black eyebrows are incorrect. rip...)#BUT I ALREADY LOVE THEM DEARLY THE COMCEPT!! THE DESIGN!!! IT C O M P E L S M E #isat #isat au #isat siffrin #mari draws #in stars and time #i was going to ask about the eyebrow shade but after my 'is it a glove or a spandex?' ask i went 'i will free style' hope is alright

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rattiwolf · 4 months ago

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"I heard people are shipping us." "TO WHERE?!?"

#my one and only contribution to this trend #tbh this is something kieran would say #kieran duffy #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 community #mary beth gaskill #kierabeth #kieran x mary beth

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fictionadventurer · 5 months ago

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Slumber party question! What's your earliest memory of encountering beauty? The first thing you can recall where you looked at something and were struck by how beautiful it was?

#i'm asking because i heard 'colors of the wind' today #and i remembered when i was little #i saw a commercial for pocahontas in front of one of our movies #and it showed 'colors of the wind'#and i distinctly remember a shot where she's standing on a cliff with her hair streaming back and leaves swirling around her #and thinking it was the most beautiful thing i'd ever seen in my life #(i didn't see the movie until i was much older and was very underwhelmed)#i also recall going to a county fair where a woman was selling doll clothes #and there was a pink dress with a skirt made of layers and layers of lace #i thought it was the most beautiful dress in the world and mom got it for me #(at a time when there was not much spare cash)#the other earliest moment is a memory of getting to walk beside my mother as she went to communion #and being so happy because my church had stained glass windows showing the mysteries of the rosary #so the front right corner showed the coronation of mary #and i thought that window was the loveliest thing i'd ever seen #it was the beautiful window into heaven only grown-ups got to see but this was my chance

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gatoburr0 · 6 months ago

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Auf

Auf indeed

Bonus MEAAAW

#art #fanart #my art #original art #splatoon #splatoon art #splatoon fanart #doodles #Splatoon au #Splatoon fuzzy au #fuzzy au #Splatoon fan art #Splatoon Marie #marie Splatoon #marie cuttlefish #marie #spaltoon Callie #Callie solatoon #callie cuttlefish #callie #Splatoon squid sisters #squid sisters #fuzzy #I like how in my recent posts I have been so casually venting in the tags as if this was like my personal space #worst part is that I’ve got a therapist. but I do what I want honestly. it has a purpose and it’s to fill in the tags when there’s too litt #I hate seeing my posts with only like 10 tags or something like I NEED to see my tags filled to the brim with tags to be happy #anyway I love panther callie I think it fits her vibe honestly. with the cats vs dogs splatfest thingy #I think Marie only likes Great Danes and prefers having lap dogs like Pomeranians or something. rich people dogs ykwim #Callie is a black cat period.#marie has a fur coat btw from one of the octarians in alterna. rip that tentacle shit’s fur yeah

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lowcallyfruity · 1 year ago

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The only thing I’m making for this show

I need to get my vision across

#they are all neurodivergent you cannot tell me otherwise #I know for certain missy and Georgie are #there is no way Sheldon is the only autistic one #My creations💛!#young sheldon #sheldon cooper #georgie cooper #missy cooper #george cooper #mary cooper #connie cooper #💛! Z and Young Sheldon

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littleplantfreak · 3 months ago

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Inmate Togame? Inmate Togame

So inmate Togame Jo who's well mannered to a point. He doesn't do much harm, and is always polite to you as a nurse to the prisoners. Sure he has a bad habit of calling you pet names, but that's the least offensive thing you've been called while working.

When he does get into fights, he waits patiently as you tend to the other people first, saying he's good with being the last one out. He likes to watch you work, thinking even if it's one sided that it's time well spent with you, and it's hard to mind those pretty green eyes being on you the whole time.

And when he has to take his shirt off to let you look at some bruised ribs, he can tell you're staring at more than just the bruises. He won't say anything, but when he leaves later he brushes his knuckles across your lower back to watch your reaction, pleased to see you arching from it.

Things go back and forth a weird push and pull of you both trying not to get too close but also soaking up the other's presence until he gets in a nasty fight. One that somehow lands him in solitary, though they've thrown him in there without bringing him to get checked up first, leaving you demanding the guards let you in. Against their concerns, you insist he'll be nothing but civil with you.

He's bloody and still heaving from the fight as he sits on the floor slumped over, but most of the blood actually isn't his, which is a relief you guess. When he kisses you as you get a closer look at his face, suddenly all bets are off and you're both starved for one another. Needless to say once the guards knock to check in, you request more time with the patient due to extent of injuries.

#mari writes #though its less writing and more //shrugs #i wrote a whole thing abt it for aria but I took parts of it for this #different from my usual ume content. i present: togame #i think ive been worried about in-characterness lately which #wouldn't happen if i just took the time to reread the manga and analyze everything again. dont have to worry when its an au tho......probab #ACTUALLY i had three different ideas for inmate togs and all of them were raunchy and slightly different only due to reader's jobs but like #the reporter one was goooood i was gonna make him smaaarmy #one of my followers gonna be like 'actually i work in a prison' and theyre gonna read me for filth #also he's in jail cause he took the fall for something Choji did prolly #togame jo x reader

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yangjeongin · 2 years ago

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HYUNJIN x ESQUIRE KOREA

#stray kids #createskz #bystay #staysource #dancerachasource #hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #*mary #*edit #only reason i edited these was 1. i saw carlys text post. 2. i spent 5 hours helping my niece do her homework #and i needed to do something that required less than 2 braincells before going to sleep.#my one and only chill activity of my only free day in the week :) live love laugh or whatever i guess. gnight #*hits #*hyunjin #*mary:hyunjin

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cotl-eyesofdeath · 2 months ago

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Third time’s the charm, right?

#sfw #I only had the first two narilamb kids but then this idea came to me #and now there’s three #but one is an only child #lambie #narinder #narilamb #shittens #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb #yarna #chanto #Mary #comic #eyes of death cotl au #eod cotl au #my art

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sexymoonmansslut · 3 months ago

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my queen mary 🛐

she’s sooo lovergirl coded.

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evansisasadist · 2 years ago

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*doing shots*

James: Right Mary start us off with pure vodka

Mary: *drinks in one go* When is this going to get hard?

Sirius: Jesus Christ Macdonald you scare me

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ask-squidbeaks-agents · 2 months ago

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Happy Halloween!!

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not-the-coffee-machine4 · 3 months ago

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Me: *tries to see what the Queen fans on TikTok have to say*

*Jim hate*

*”facts” that may or not be actually true*

*”Freddie Mercury was bisexual-“*

*Using Barbara Valentin as evidence*

*thinking things that happened in the movie actually happened irl*

*general misinformation about everyone and everything*

Me: aaaaand back to Tumblr I go

(open tags at your own risk, there’s a whole essay in there)

#Why are Tumblr Queen fans the only sane ones like what happened #Coincidentally this is also how reading a lot of articles about them and their history tend to go #When did we stop looking at the primary sources like how did some of these disconnects grow so large #Freddie was just gay. YES he was out. YES he stated it publicly (he was still coy sometimes I will give you that)#No he didn’t know he had AIDS before Live Aid. Yes Jim was his major long term partner.#No the little people with trays of coke on their heads story isn’t true. No Freddie most likely didn’t take Princess Diana to a gay bar #No Roger didn’t accidentally give a fan a sex tape (there is a nugget of evidence that a tape was leaked but if so it didn’t happen like th #He locked himself in a TAPE CLOSET not a cupboard (this one doesn’t annoy me as much as the rest)#No Freddie was not ✨involved✨ with Barbara Valentin #No Love of My Life is not about Mary in the way people think it is #RESEARCH PLEASE I AM BEGGING #IT’S NOT EVEN THAT HARD TO FIND SOME OF THAT STUFF #ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE A JOURNALIST LIKE LOOK AT THE PRIMARY SOURCES INSTEAD OF CONFIRMATION BIASING BY LOOKING AT ARTICLES #FROM OTHER JOURNALISTS WHO ALSO DID WHAT YOU’RE DOING #REEEAAADDDD #It’s not even annoying because it’s about a topic I like it’s just literally the unimaginable gap between truth and reality #that is SO EASY TO BRIDGE AND YET. LIKE HOW IS IT THIS BIG OF A PROBLEM WHAT HAPPENED #I have written a novel in these tags so I’ll stop yapping now but GOD it grinds my gears #queen #queen band #roger taylor #roger meddows taylor #brian may #sir brian may #freddie mercury #john deacon #Tiktok #queen fans

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lottieshauna · 7 months ago

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MARI WEEKEND DAY 1: Mari: a summary (insp)

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hipsternumbertwo · 4 months ago

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Favorite Angela Moments 29/∞: Mamma Mia! But Different (Baby, Baby Version)

SPOILERS AHEAD

Syd and Olivia writing this in one night (and having cameos in the show)

Vic as a mommy influencer and mom to Blakely (Gabe)

Nurse Mariah's recurring "1 in 10 babies are born premature" bit

Mary Lou as Pearl "left in the NICU for 15 months" recurring bit followed by telling the audience to not feel bad for her whenever they go "Awwww"

The babies are divided into two gangs - breastfed and formula fed

The "gangs" only get together to welcome new babies in the NICU and sing Voulez-Vous

People in the chat really concerned with the rope potentially tripping people (extremely valid considering Mariah and Angela moved all over the stage)

Also why are they connected in the first place???

Vic being inside that plastic thing for the majority of the time just vibing - no lines, no singing, only dancing at times and getting trapped by the curtain to the backstage several times LOL

The Romeo and Juliet subplot

Rick Angela closing the NICU to open Mommy Influencer NICU instead

Nurse Mariah (her voice is soooo gooooood) and asshole Rick Kaiser Permanente Angela duet Money, Money, Money

Pearls and Blakely's duet Does Your Mother Know because of their 15 month age gap

When Everest (Romeo) was shot by Skyler (BECAUSE 1 in 3 AMERICANS OWN GUNS????) and the gangs set aside their differences to save him

Pearl performing surgery since she's been watching the doctors all that time (the whole scene playing out over the group singing SOS)

Mariah's name was Baby #2 so that makes Angela Baby #1 and the rope is their umbilical cord for some reason. They don't like each other and belong to rival gangs

Vic's solo song number Thank You for the Music causing donors (Syd and Olivia) to donate and save the NICU

Angela putting that rope (that she had been dragging all over the floor) in her mouth (popcorn PTSD all over again)

Plot Twist! When Nurse Mariah revealed she was Pearl's real mom and that she fucked Rick (Angela) and got money from him so she can finally bring Pearl home

Of course Mamma Mia as closing number

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