#martin : a summary

[not-the-cheese]

one sentence(ish) summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 2

(eps 61-110) thank u for the funny comments and tags on the last part i love u guys

I HAVE MADE A PART 3

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61. the thrilling sequel to man does not open coffin: man DOES open coffin.

62. surely this doctor can find an easier way to scam people out of money than putting them in a little book.

63. THE DARK ATE MY BROTHER IN LAW.

64. this is possibly the plot of laura croft tomb raider

65. mmm crumchy

66. what's the opposite of an unboxing video

67. as close to a coffeeshop au as you're going to get from this podcast

68. Doctors hate him! Man REFUSES to die from tuberculosis!

69. your college's psych department has the worst idea ever.

70. reverse death note

71. not even death will stop this woman from taking the british subway

72. man doesn't want to be low key racist in his last moments before getting eaten

73. police versus the second coming of dark jesus

74. lady is haunted by an ad for coffee

75. mike crew says "uh fuck it let's just put this guy on a skyscraper forever"

76. ryan from buzzfeed unsolved breaks into a train yard and suffers consequences

77. you're not a enough of a bitch to be my real mom

78. man gets harassed by his cousin and then exorcises him

79. you know that chase scene in scooby doo with the doors

80. stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

81. i have been personally victimized by the sequel to the hungry hungry caterpillar

82. pov: elias threatens to cancel you

83. mannequin takes matters into its own hands after people don't like its pitch for a new window display

84. a hoarder put newspaper on my friend's face :(

85. hey there's maybe a little man upon these stairs?

86. man gets got by a squiggly thing in the dark.

87. plumber is so oblivious to spooky happenings around him that it possibly saves his life.

88. guys i think this guy likes to dig

89. lesbian investment banker finds a new, less evil job: arson!

90. guy who turns people's bones starts a gym where he promises not to turn your bones! (he is lying)

91. i was stalked by lightning for 10 years and i all i got were these stupid scars

92. jonah magnus is a bad friend // another day another elias slay

93. ocd is no match for purple fuzz

94. let the bodies drop gently to the floor let the bodies drop gently to the floor

95. im so sorry my brain refuses to remember what the war ones were about but i think one guy got gently kissed on the forehead so that's pretty nice.

96. diversity wins! the not-quite-human delivery men who stole your identity and business are maybe gay?

97. man gets gaslighted by an entire town about a hole

98. 🎶mister sandman bring me a dream, actually don't, please stay far from me 🎶

99. another one bites the dust

100. archival assistants face off against the general public (they lose)

101. jon finally levels up high enough to unlock an eldritch horror's tragic backstory

102. LOCAL MAN MARRIES BUG

103. peppa eats a clown and they cover her in concrete instead of congratulating her.

104. pennywise stole my brother's skin

105. it's world war z baby

106. Something Big Is In Space.

107. man is interrogated about the time he saw thomas the train roasts people alive and also sans is there

108. actor is stalked by mask who liked his monologue so much that it tells its mask friends to come watch.

109. sometimes a family is just a serial killer's daughter and that guy who maybe killed some vampires

110. yeah man those spiders be eating

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[murderandcoffee]

jon: martin, I need you—

martin: you need me??

jon: —to take me out back and shoot me

jon: just put me down

[fidgetspringer-art]

hi hello. can you catch me up on the oc lore

Since I've gained like a LOT of followers since the last time I did a lore summary, I'll happily do another!

First off though, here is Martin's character profile and Noah's character profile. Those have got the basics about the two of them, and I have a summary for how they met and how their relationship develops right here.

But since i've also brought up Gabriel a lot lately, and plan on mentioning him more, i'll give a little info dump on his relationship with Noah under the cut:

I plan on making Gabe his own character profile in a bit, so i'll go more into detail about him then, but basically he's Noah's oldest and best friend.

Their mothers were also best friends and they were born only a few months apart, so they've been together since before they knew how to walk pretty much.

Noah was a preacher's daughter so they went to church together. They also went to school together and drove their teachers mad if they were sat too close in class.

I touch on the subject of Noah falling in with a bad crowd as a teenager in his profile, but i'm not sure i've gone into much detail on that, it's important to his and Gabe's relationship though.

The short version is that Noah gets tempted into hanging with a guy who's a couple years older than them, called Marcus. Gabriel, always the one trying to keep Noah out of trouble, ends up getting dragged into this group with him.

Marcus makes Noah think he's the leader of their little crew, but basically all he is is Marcus' scapegoat. Marcus would get them all into trouble, and because Noah was the preacher's kid he'd pin the blame on him because he figured he'd get off easier than the rest of them.

In the end though, Gabriel manages to make Noah see how fucked up their situation is (after they both get a pretty bad scare), and the two of them try to distance themselves from the group, eventually getting out of that life.

Noah goes off on his own, and Gabriel becomes a decently successful tattoo artist who owns the flat above his studio.

Their current day relationship is that Gabriel tries to live the life he's worked hard to build for himself, while having the constant reminder of his old life (Noah) stumble in through his door every few months, drunk, beat to hell or straight up just sick.

Noah always jokingly says that in another world it would have been the two of them together. They're pretty much soulmates in every way that matters. With the way things turned out though, all Noah ever tolerates are quick visits and quick fucks to scratch the itch before he's off again.

The two of them keep up their little friends with benefits things way after Martin and Noah start their years long routine of dancing around each other. Even after Noah stops sleeping around with strangers, he comes back to Gabriel when he feels the need to.

Basically he's one more person Noah has wrapped around his little finger.

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[f1-disaster-bi]

🐝 - warm hands (warmer hearts)

🐝 send me a fake fic title, and I’ll make up a summary for it!

The first thing Lando noticed about Martin was that he had warm hands.

Lando was always running cold. Fingers always stiff, even with gloves, but Martin's hands were warm and soothing in a way that had Lando falling a little in love in with him from the first time they shook hands.

Luckily for him, with the way Martin keeps coming around and looking for him, his feelings might be mutal.

[riodoesstuff]

turns out I never posted this here. Oh well!

[jazzically]

about statement summaries:

i just realized that when elias does his Apologies for the Deception™ thing, jon begins the statement with a "summary" about hannah's "fire in her childhood home" or something. i know in drawings there's a statement summary at the top of each statement paper, but i thought canonically the archivist just knew what it was going to be about beforehand because he's magical

although there is more evidence toward that (his supposed possession of foresight) not being true since whenever he takes one in person he has to ask them what it's about. but i cant quite shake the feeling that i distinctly recall it being said at some point (by elias i think) that jon just knows instinctively what a statement is gonna be about or something like that

also in mag 1 doesnt it say most of the statements are loose and handwritten with no attached research or information except the date and statement giver? or am i going crazy and there's canonically a written summary

[vyorei]

Live coverage of the 29th of February 2024 is now closed.

Here is a recap of today's major events.

It is 12am in Ireland now so I have to go to bed.

I'll be back to resume live updates in the evening.

For continuous updates while I'm gone, click the link below:

[doesephs]

Ayo can you link the good angsty jonmartin fics you had??

i had so many on the go whilst the ao3 crash commenced so it honestly could be any but here’s my current angsty jonmartin fic

[thisbluespirit]

So, yesterday, I remembered to glance at current dramas on BBC Sounds again for the first time in a while, and got a huge and wonderful shock on finding this at the top of the SFF category.

It's a 1971 6 part supernatural series starring Martin Jarvis & Patricia Gallimore. I don't think it's ever been repeated since. At least parts of it were missing for a while, and I had no idea whether the rest of it was extant or not. But I liked the sound of it enough that I bought the novelisation, and it was top of my impossible radio listening wishlist.

Yesterday, I got to listen to Part 1, Part 2 should be broadcast later today!

ETA: You can listen to the link regardless of where you are in the world! (UK listeners just get the Sounds app as well if they want it.)

[repoart]

[not-the-cheese]

one(ish) sentence summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 3 (111-154)

HELLO FRIENDS In honor of one of my friends starting tma i am posting the rest of what i have for this series

I'm going to be honest, i wrote all of these like a year and a half ago so i don't even remember if all of them are as accurate as i thought they were at the time so tell me what u guys think ( ALSO IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO POST THESE)

if you guys want more i can be convinced to relisten to the series and finish this and also send me asks i love getting asks

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111. god fuck he just wanted his friends to call him gerry

112. guys I have a great idea for a game it’s called murder tag and there are no downsides I promise

113. sweet dreams goodnight don’t let the carbon monoxide poisoning bite

114. cleaning lady takes a trip to mandela effect land

115. ship cook discovers an infinite meat glitch!

116. oh god the unknowing ritual is fnaf security breach

117. alright guys it’s time to prepare for clown time let’s do a roll call

118. martin burns some stuff and gets traumatized while Jon and the homies are sneaking through an interactive wax museum.

119. ah fuck it’s clown time

120. omg! you were in the archivist’s dream last night! so cool!!

121. dude I’d KILL for a good night’s sleep

122. the worst person you know tells you about their "new philosophical theory" for 24 minutes

123. man is scammed into being the helpless mod for murder reddit

124. old man ruins our austrian mountain trip with impromptu skydiving

125. bagpipe music makes an entire town do a The Purge (2013)

126. man is so shit at sculpting that it literally makes four people loose their minds

127. hey guys… eye am not feeling so well…

128. skinwalker delivery man mourns the loss of his skinwalker delivery husband

129. we needed this rain

130. HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WILL FILL YOUR HOLE WITH MEAT

131. I get the guy who turns peoples’ bones to turn my bones and also tell me the story of how he started turning peoples’ bones

132. MAN OPENS COFFIN. WE ARE VERY WORRIED FOR HIM.

133. My son’s weird boyfriend is a little too invested in my treasure hunt.

134. journalist takes a short and awful trip to dystopia land and it gives both her and adelard decker an existential crisis .

135. let me tell you about our lord and savior: shadow jesus.

136. my boss does a reverse pinocchio.

137. I am saved from the real horrors of war by spooky ghost horrors of war.

138. my dear jonah, it seems my years of fucking around have finally caught up to me, and I am nearing the time in which I will find out.

139. Local cult cooks up an antichrist and then deals with the terrible consequence: parenthood.

140. 17th century homoerotic rivalry between an astronomer and shadow jesus

141. our captain got depressed and then made us all steal a camera

142. hey sorry your archivist got addicted to eating trauma. yeah he’s just watching people on the street now. yeah he’s pulling statements from them like teeth. yeah he’s been showing up in my dreams and he is all eyes.

143. we KILL this evil orb using the power of looking at it too closely

144. math podcast makes man foresee the end of the world

145. gertrude drops the hardest diss track of the century on the desolation / part 2 of local cult’s adventures in parenthood

146. man is stalked by a sneaky door.

147. the archives is stalked by a sneaky spider lady.

148. Security camera guy loves his job so much that he becomes a security camera.

149. weird trash art in the Amazon rainforest bites researcher

150. HOMOPHOBIC SUBURBAN HOUSES

151. have you ever played aquarium tycoon

152. let me introduce you to the world of recreational dirt naps ( I am not asking )

153. evil worm polycule

154. i quit my job and my hot goth wife kills me.

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[drakebellappreciation]

Men Behaving Badly 2x13 Part 1

[t00thpasteface]

I love the way you draw men with owo faces. So shaped

i don't have a problem! i can quit anytime i want!!

[fidgetspringer-art]

Martin Hart

- He/Him

- 31 years old (August 8th)

- 5’9” (180cm)

- Gay, though extremely closeted

- Cis

Homestead owner, homebody, cowboy.

Patient and mellow, friendly and easy to get along with, independent to a fault.

Growing up Martin was the youngest of three boys. He was a small kid and as such his father always thought him to be less than his brothers. He's always been at the mercy of his father and brothers’ bullying.

He's always cared a lot about his appearance and his clothes, which in a small farming town is something that gets noticed. As a result he got singled out at school and picked on mercilessly.

He grows up thinking there is something wrong with him, setting him up for a lifetime of insecurity and a hefty dose of internalised homophobia.

He moves out at seventeen and cuts off contact with his family, after they inevitably find out he's queer.

At eighteen he gets into a motorcycle accident, landing him in the hospital for a long time.

After his accident he’s taken in by the only family member he’s stayed in touch with, his uncle Joel.

Once he’s well enough to be discharged he moves in with his uncle at his small farm outside of town. There he gets a chance to recover and regain some of his independence, though it’s no short process.

Not long after Martin has mostly gotten back on his feet, his uncle suddenly passes away, leaving the farm to Martin.

Martin strives to maintain his independence in any way he can. He grows a lot of his own produce, keeps a small flock of chickens, a dairy cow and a small herd of cattle. All in an effort to avoid leaning too hard on anyone else.

That’s what he does for the next 11 years, content to live a peaceful life at his own pace and at his own terms, surrounded by his animals.

Until he meets the barely contained chaos that is Noah Powell, who teaches him a few things about letting loose a little once in a while.

[f1-disaster-bi]

🐝 send me a fake fic title, and I’ll make up a summary for it!

two people who need not to say goodbye

Ooooo

Lando had only known Martin for half a day, but something in him was screaming that this was his forever. That this man, with his soft smiles and his beautiful eyes, was everything that Lando felt he had been missing from his life. Martin met Lando on a rainy Sunday in Monaco when he got lost on the way back from his run. He never expected to meet his soulmate when they were both standing under an awning to escape the rain, or that he would end up going for lunch with a man so beautiful that he wanted to write him into immortality with song lyrics. One thing was sure for both of them, there was not going to be a goodbye because something inside of them had clicked, and neither of them were going to let go.