#marshmallow cheeps

[marshmallowcheeps]

It's still hard for the Lamb not to be on edge with their in-laws, especially when Leshy has an ... interesting sense of humor

[calamaricollie]

Actually he eats a lot more veggies now than he did before, but its better to skip out on the details for a few questions

[calamaricollie]

PUT THEM BACK AHAGAJSGDHD, I LOVE THIS 🥺😭🥺😭 ALL OF THEM ARE SO ADORABLE AAAUUGHH..... I love shittens.....

Shittens...

@calamaricollie @poppy-purpura @runningwithscizzorz @voidheartkisses @lil-vibes

[pixies-and-poets]

Since people have shipped Phantom with basically every character under the sun, canon and OC, and he's even had a canon relationship, and Phandrow has gotten so popular and makes so much sense that people forget it's a crackship... I was thinking, who has Phantom NOT been shipped with? What's an ACTUAL crackship? What's the dumbest ship I can think of?

And so I present to you...

Phaugie

When DJ Cheep Tuna moves on from Beacon Beach to collab with Allegra, Augie seeks to hire someone else to keep his people entertained. The disgraced Phantom, humiliated and hounded out of his TV network, comes cheap. But when he arrives, the sight of Phantom's body awakens a new kind of hunger in Augie, and it's not just because he looks like a jiggly marshmallow. Not only that, but the allure of an actual god, no matter how low-tier, is irresistibly fascinating to the melodramatic singer. Phantom conspires to teach Augie to harness his untapped musical abilities and in the process, awakens the song of love, in...

SIRENS OF THE SEA

A fanfic I am NOT writing

[lightsblooming]

They're crouched over a bin that's chattering with the cheeps of chicklets. A heat lamp cusps over one side, a water bowl wedged on the other. . Pine shavings rustle beneath the pitter-patter of feet.

"All right, lil Miss," Cole grins, elbows perched on knees, "Henrietta's just hatched a few chicks, but they ain't got any names. How're you feelin' 'bout helpin' 'em out?"

inbox | @colecassiidy

mary sits with her legs tucked beneath her, the skirt of her dress floofed up and nestled into the pine shavings cushioning her against the bare ground. the sunlight illuminates the chicks in a way that almost makes them glow, their fuzzy baby feathers dissolving into the soft outline of light as her hands are curled against the edge of the crate, leaning in for a better look. she's never seen baby chicks before outside of a storybook. they're so small and precious—she has the impulsive urge to snatch them up and stuff them in her clothes.

she reaches out without warning, petting the closest one with an untrained hand.

"um, this one can be marshmallow—" marshmallow promptly gets yoinked out of the crate and hoarded into her lap; its the fluffiest chick of the bunch. she points to another chick near the water bowl, "liebling," then to another, tinier one, that keeps frantically hopping about, "bandaid," she says— which leaves three more. "rainbow," a chick with a speck on it's beak, "ted," a chick with a missing claw, and the last one dozing sleepily as close to the heat lamp as it can be, which mary stares at for a considerable moment before deciding on...

"princess sprinkles."

[slightlymagicalcatalog]

Objects 100-199

0100 COASTER OF SPILL-CATCHING 0101 BABYLON CANDLE STUB 0102 PINCH OF ASTRAL SEA SALT 0103 POCKET MOONDIAL 0104 AARAKOCRA FRIENDSHIP FEATHER 0105 ASTRAL BARNACLE IN A JAR 0106 SAILOR'S STABILIZING HAMMOCK 0107 MIDNIGHT SHADOW VEIL 0108 IMPALING INSTRUMENT OF IMMOLATION 0109 RUBBER-POINTED POINTER

0110 STICK OF CAUTIOUS INQUIRY 0111 CLOUD-PIERCING ARROW 0112 POLEARM PENNANT OF PEALING PAROXYSMS 0113 HANDY IRON POKER 0114 EFFECTIVE UMBRELLA 0115 SNIGGLE POLE OF GLOOM 0116 PLANK OF WALKING 0117 BOUNADU'S GUIDE TO MARSHLAND BIRDS 0118 GOGGLES OF LOG IDENTIFICATION 0119 JUG OF LILY PAD DEW

0120 BELLOWS OF FOG CLEARING 0121 SERPENT SALT 0122 THROAT LOZENGE OF INTERMINABLE UNWRAPPING 0123 MAGICKISH BEANS OF MANY FLAVORS 0124 LAUGHY TAUGHY 0125 MARSHMALLOW CHEEPS 0126 SMALL TALK SUCKERS 0127 LICORICE ROPE 0128 LIPILICIOUS LOLLIPOP 0129 FROG WHISTLE

0130 SELF-ROLLING MARBLE 0131 MOONSTONE PRAYER BEADS 0132 WEIGHTY PENNY 0133 BOBBING BUCKET 0134 HALF-EMPTY BOTTLE 0135 CRACKED SURFACE SPECTACLES 0136 SHADOW CANDLE 0137 WHISPERING CANDLE 0138 SPECTACULAR SPARKLING BIRTHDAY CANDLES 0139 FEARSOME FLICKERING CANDLE

0140 NIGHTLIGHT OF FLICKERING MEDITATION 0141 ANTI-ADVENTURER CHANDELIER CORD 0142 HURRICANE LANTERN 0143 EGG TIMER 0144 EL’EXIA TRIP ESTIMATOR 0145 BAROMETRIC BONES 0146 STICKY STOPWATCH 0147 SPELL-SLINGER'S WRISTWATCH 0148 HANDY BATON 0149 CUCKOO CLOCK

0150 DETANGLING SPIDER 0151 DYE FIXING POWDER 0152 SPINDLE OF SPONTANEITY 0153 STICKY KNITTING NEEDLES 0154 DUPLICATING DYE DROPPER 0155 USEFUL BAG OF BUTTONS 0156 FLEDERMAUS STITCH CHARM 0157 CHEERFUL OFFICE MUG 0158 MUSICAL MUG 0159 TIN CUP OF CAMP-BREAKING

0160 BLEACHED BONE BEAKER 0161 TEASING TANKARD 0162 DUNGEON-PROOF TRAVEL MUG 0163 DESIGNATED DELVER DRINKING HORN 0164 MOCKINGBIRD LOCK 0165 PADLOCH 0166 S.W.A.L.K. STAMP 0167 BAKER’S BANK 0168 GAMBLER’S GOLDEN LOCK 0169 CHALK LOCK

0170 CHILD LOCK 0171 DASHING SHOE POLISH 0172 POLE OF ORIENTATION 0173 TRAFFIC LOUPE 0174 FAITHFUL CROW’S NEST 0175 COIN OF THE CROSSROADS 0176 PLUMB PLUMMETING STONE 0177 ASTERLABE 0178 MASTERING THE ART OF GNOME COOKING, VOL. 1 0179 ADVENTURE SCOUT HANDBOOK, 4TH ED.

0180 A YOUNG CREATURE’S GUIDE TO POETRY 0181 DUCKHUMPS #14: THE WEREBEAR OF FEVER BOG 0182 THE TAKING TREE 0183 SAFETY INSPECTION CERTIFICATE 0184 BLANK DEATH CERTIFICATE 0185 PEARL CLUSTER EARRINGS 0186 AUTHORITATIVE EAR CUFF 0187 FRITZING FARSPEECH CUFF 0188 MOONDROP DANGLER 0189 STICKY STUDS

0190 REGULATING WRENCH 0191 PLIABLE PLIERS 0192 MINOTAUR MONOCLE 0193 SUNGLASSES OF DIVINE PURPOSE 0194 PEEKING PERISCOPE 0195 PEEPING TIM 0196 GOGGLE WIPERS 0197 PORTABLE PEEPHOLE 0198 OPERA MONOCULAR 0199 BAND OF BIVOUACKING

[calamaricollie]

EVERYONE LOOK!!!!!!

Thank you so much for dubbing my comic, this put such a big smile on my face oml!!!!

Hello there!

Got a rather adorable comic featured today! Huge thanks to @calamaricollie for giving me permission not Dub one of their creations for today's video!

[dzmoot]

The Marshmallow Harshfellows

Cheep and Pinky

[absolutebl]

Hiiiii!

Did you ever declare the winner of the ‘trash watch’ bls ?

The trashiest trash watch so far?

All My BL Series Trash Watches in order of most to least amount of marshmallows needed for the dumpster fires

Don’t Say No - LeoFiat 2021 - can’t stop the trash watch, by green jello allegory standards alone this one probubly required the most marshmallows

RATING: 1000 of those tiny little marshmallows, required to be roasted speared onto willow switches, of course, for maximum PAIN 

TharnType 2: 7 Years of I Can’t Even - serious trash watch 

RATING: 100 dumb yellow peeps, just that much trash 

Gen Y the series - the original trash watch & Gen Y 2 - The Glorious Trash Watch Reborn 

RATING: 50 extras fat pink marshmallows and maybe some cheep chocolate and stale gram crackers because Gen Y 2 gave us s'mores... we didn’t ask for it, but they gave it to us anyway 

Enchanté Ep-by-Ep Watch Along - rose petal scented dumpster fire

RATING: 5 stale plain marshmallows, just I had such high expectations 

Manner of Death - This one was kind of hilarious since I spent most of the show trying to figure out what it wanted to be and if is was actually BL, but to be fair, so did it. 

RATING: 1 box of Lucky Charms cereal, the marshmallows were hard but not unwelcome, no roasting because there turned out to be no dumpster fire 

Oxygen the series - the first one I did when this blog was under its old name

RATING: 12 homemade high quality fancy pants marshmallows dipped in milk chocolate, far too sweet, can’t stop eating, no roasting needed, may make you sick tho. 

Bad Buddy - Ep by Ep Snarkfest episode recaps (decidedly NOT trash) 

RATING: 1 extra large rice krispy treat, you think you’re gonna hate it, but once you start eating it you can not stop. 

Light On Me - but I only picked up and started talking about it at half way through at around ep 8 also the opposite of trash 

RATING: 3 moon-pies, marshmallow fluff stuffed chewy cookie of yummy, certainly no trash fire, eminently snackable, a little over processed tho 

Color Rush - watch me slowly lose my mind over one very short show

RATING: 2 scoops rocky road ice cream, oh the marshmallows are there but it’s not what you first think of when I say marshmallow 

[thenamesblurrito]

Yet another Cybertronian food dump! You can find all the other posts in this masterlist here.

1) look at these cute fluffy Cheeps awwww. It’s not *quite* the same texture as marshmallow Peeps, being rubber and all, but it’s still delicious. Somewhere out there is a certain purple dinosaur beastformer chowing down on these and hissing yessssssss.....

2) rebars are nice crunchy snack bars for when you need a convenient refuel. After all, you aren’t you when you’re hungry! They come individually wrapped and also in buckets. Imagine how heavy one of those buckets must be...

3) no I will not apologize for referencing a dead meme, it’s funny. There’s many types of gelweed, but this variant in particular is native to the Vinvissius Canals. Usually it’s just ropy, plasticky corded lumps on the shore, until the tide comes in and the tubing begins sucking up fluid. Once it’s fully pressurized, the cyberflora extracts nutritional compounds and stores them in pods, sealing and falling off as edible berries. Tide pod bowls are popular staples of “cleansing diets”.

4) blatantly traced from this post here, thank you very much for the suggestion ;) While crystal gardens are very common, from hobbyist to fuel source to huge ecological preserves, custom grown crystals like this platter are expensive to make. It takes a lot of time and precision to grow them so carefully that their edges are as straight as a laser. Sure, you could cut them, but there’s a pride in achieving a perfect surface without any modification.

[0venatrix]

#fleece wool or something else?

It’s polyester I think? Its very old now and was a cheep one.

#what kind of woodsmoke is it?

Eucalyptus

#did you have a nice fire?

Yes!! I like fire. It was very cold (-2 last night). And I like fire.

#was marshmallows?

No. Next time I’ll bring some (actually surprised no one brang any. It was an 2 day archery shoot and there was like 30ppl). We did have tea tho.

My jumper smells like smoke, it smells nice.

[marshmallowcheeps]

Narinder learns the hard way to not let his new baby do whatever it wants to

Sorry if this one is a little gross, but that's just babies so not really sorry lol

[calamaricollie]

Lari's many nicknames

[at-the-exd-of-everythixg]

🧸+🎁 ][For Dae][ The diamond-studded man was rather difficult to get gifts for. He was too pleased by everything Rhys got him, but Rhys was never sure how much he truly loved something for just loving it. Still, he had gotten Dae a game called Rune Factory (4) because it was a farming and dating sim of sorts, and a RPG. He had also gotten Dae a choker with a little locket on it for small pictures and some duck themed winter clothes. For Honkers, well, he bought her tons of frozen peas!

@blind-mutant

Dae didn't know that he was so difficult to buy for and perhaps he would have made himself easier to purchase for by exclaiming things he was interested in? But everything Rhys brought Dae made him smile! How could he not adore everything that was so thoughtfully brought and felt so special...honestly, Dae appreciated everything Rhys did and he enjoyed this holiday just for the fact that he could spoil his Marshmallow.

He had baked an array of treats for Rhys, as well as infusing his diamonds with some new boots and knuckle dusters. Ever since Dae had to kill those men, he was very intent on Rhys keeping safe, so boots and hand weapons aligned with diamonds? It seemed like something that could keep Rhys safe, add to his aesthetic and to always have some of Dae near? It seemed perfect. Although, he also ended up adding some nice rings into it as well before pulling himself back from giving too much.

"Ohhh," Dae read the game as he gently rubbed the sweater with ducks against his collarbone. It was just about the edge of his diamonds and the best spot for touches. "I huh-hope I hah-have a good st-start in m-my crop suh-set-settings." He flushed happily, holding the game closer to his chest while moving a plate of coffee and chocolate cookies, brownies, pie....he had really gone all out. "Could y-you hel-help put th-the ch-cho-choker on? I d-don't know how m-muh-my hands w-will work yet." Everything Rhys had given him was so incredibly sweet and didn't fail to make his heart melt from more than just acid.

"I huh-hope you d-don't mind guh-getting suh-some-something so silly, b-but I w-wanted you to b-be safe th-this year ah-and...kn-knuc-knuckle dusters...and rings an-and boots with d-dia-diamonds so you ca-can kick stuff ah-away." Honkers seemed happy enough, what with she cheeped and wagged her tail feathers while playing with her food...just like her father, a rascal.

[captainfightingflower]

Ten, more like Ten Tacles In my ass! ← Please my homie thought of this don't bully me or them! Flavor text.

Tentacles formed from chocolate (i saw a cake did that on r/fondanthate and it was so cool!) submerged in ocean blue Jell-O.

A pumpkin pie baked with almond milk and decorated with watered down blue m&ms, marshmallows dipped in chocolate and a carved yellow twizzlers with a sour gummy worm is placed on top of the blue Jell-O as well as a marshmallow peep placed behind.

Served with a coconut drink with small sanitized toys chilling in the coconut milk with a slice of cucumber gently placed on it's lip as it sits on a napkin. (shout out to my boi Bug who thought of this theys a genius!)

Best enjoyed on your cheep summer cruise with a large fork (apparently).

[edwardslostalchemy]

Sorry you're sad! If you need to talk, hit me up, but if not, enjoy this thing I came up with in five minutes 💜 Shoto and Izuku go on a camping trip. With all that's been happening with All Might lately, Shoto wants to cheer Izuku up. He intends to pack a picnic, but then forgot it on his kitchen counter. They grab McDonalds on the way, which Midoriya says is cute (not that he knows it was a mistake). (Pt 1)

(Pt 2) Later on in the night, they make hot chocolate (with that cheap powder you can buy) and put toasted marshmallows in it. We all know how they got toasted. After that, they simply sit outside the tent and talk. They fall asleep cuddling (though Izuku claims it was for warmth, he's a liar.)

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THIS IS ADORABLE!!!! I love it!!! Them going camping and sitting under the stars and stargazing and huddling for ‘warmth’ is so sweet. Like they are romantic without even trying, ugh I die for them. I like how real that cheep powder hot chocolate is because yeah, yeah they totally would. (Because I totally do, watch me cry over the fact I ran out of my powdered hot chocolate *sobs*.) This is very cute and sweet and I hope they have fun while camping.